Thank you Richard! Watching this MC trying to be funny reminds me of a class clown in junior high school who wasn't funny at all and would just blurt out stupid, obnoxious things and then, like, look around the room for the approval that never actually ends up coming.
Eli brings out the best in all his competition. And he brings his best to all of his competitions. These are just superb. I'm so glad reading the comments that I'm not the only one who can't get enough of these.
Great show but maybe they can get one of the 10 new interns to do some editing and switch the cameras between the judges and the roasters. Other than that it was killer
The judges arguing is one of the best parts of all these roast battles, taking nothing away from the two main performers of course! But they make this even more fun.
"The main event is three rounds if it needs to go three rounds" BULLSHIT. I've never seen one of these three round battles not go three rounds. They prepare for three rounds, just quit pretending you're not going to have them go three. You need to just do three rounds and have the judges make comments at the end of rounds one and two and then reveal their winners of the rounds and overall winner at the end.
You missed my point. I understand that it's best of 3 but every battle I've seen on here ALWAYS goes the full 3. If the judges give pick X as the winner of round 1, they always choose Y as the winner of round 2... and when they do they usually say something like "I want to see another round".
I think they only have time to meet each other and then a chance to write jokes. That wouldn't be enough time to remember everything and could just end up boring. However i don't know any of that, i could be totally wrong xD
Because assholes were pulling footage and sending them to places like Amazon and Netflix to get some of the comics either fired or not hired for gigs in the first place.
Big jay, luis j, and ari are like the three stooges if the three stooges, instead of hitting eachother over the head, instead beat the audience over the head with the sack of crap that they call comedy.
The judges actually ruined it by acting like it was all about them and not the contestants. It's OK to be a little obnoxious, but not to the point that you hijack the whole event.
Thought for sure there was gonna be a beanstalk joke, JP is touching the ceiling. Something like "glad JP was able to climb down from beanstalk to get here."
the second person who he holds his hand over when asking who was funnier ALWAYS wins because its the natural human emotoin to cheer harder for the second person for some reason .. I would like to see otherwise, havent yet
This is so much better than Roast Battle.. The hosting, the judges.. And the comics. Bring this back.
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Thank you Richard! Watching this MC trying to be funny reminds me of a class clown in junior high school who wasn't funny at all and would just blurt out stupid, obnoxious things and then, like, look around the room for the approval that never actually ends up coming.
why was the camera on the judges ? greeat battle
so much hype
to see reactions.
Damn do split screen if anything. I want to see the roasters.
prsmccarty01 true the JUDGES get to much camera time... in all the battles
prsmccarty01 not funny
I love how JP realized he had lost before he even told his last joke, and just put himself out of his misery like a samurai! 😂😂😂
“He comes from the land where kids don’t grow up...Newtown Connecticut”
BRUH
How is Eli not a main stream comedian yet? I am waiting for the day he is the face of roasting. The writing and that killer delivery, just wow....
Eli brings out the best in all his competition. And he brings his best to all of his competitions.
These are just superb. I'm so glad reading the comments that I'm not the only one who can't get enough of these.
Round 1 was probably the best I've ever seen in one of these.
You should probably watch Round 3 then.
I love that we got a full judges cam duribg the first round. So great to see each of their responses to every joke.
Eli was always my all time fav roaster! This was a classic roast. Great match up. Can’t wait for the new battles!
"good posture is the only way you're straight"
After watching this battle numerous times, the "chinchilla" and the "losing a fight with a piece of garlic" jokes are 10x funnier,totally slept on
Im deep in this rabbit hole and im half convinced they only let Eli win so people can make fun of him every year
Great show but maybe they can get one of the 10 new interns to do some editing and switch the cameras between the judges and the roasters. Other than that it was killer
"Ya'll pieces of shit"😂😂 That part really got me
"You come from the town where kids don't grow up....Newtown, CT."
OMG HAHAHAHAH
That was a fucking show stopper. Brilliant
Pauline Whiskeyburrito it was so vicious
I don't get that one :(
Can you explain that one... Plz
Big school shooting in Newtown, many dead kids....
U guys should stream this on twitch. You would kill it over time
great idea
Twitch is for kids.
Twitch would ban them in a second
I’ve watched fifty of these vids and this one was the most wholesome I don’t even know - I almost cried.
JPs garlic joke made me laugh louder than the last 10 videos of this combined.
Great fucking stuff!
Agree that Eli took it, but damn JP went in too - really hope we see more battles of A-list (The Stand) battlers going at it
J.P.'s about to set his hair on fire w/ that ceiling light.
Tha5 was a great battle. These are two of the best.
Best opening round ever.
“Eli recently bought 2 chinchillas, that's how bad he could fuck up a taco bell order”😆
how drunk is Big Jay this amazing
I know I'm 4 years late, but how about going all 3 rounds and then voting for the winner?
The judges arguing is one of the best parts of all these roast battles, taking nothing away from the two main performers of course! But they make this even more fun.
Eli needed a little more recognition from the judges at the end, but it's cool they were just super drunk no worries.
Best Eli's ever been.
That second Newtown joke crushed.
3:05 looks like an Evolutionary Timeline of Man chart.
When I'm depressed and at Rock bottom mentally nothing makes me laugh like Eli and JP going at each other.
How funny would it be inf Ari and Jay judges their own battle hahaha
So savage, Eli.
Love Eli he is on fire
sectech30 XD he's in far XD
next weeks battles are going to be soooo good
The second round JP forgot who he was supposed to be roasting. Eli came locked and loaded!
"Hey Loser, eat that box!" fucking hilarious
"Is that the one you lost really badly to a woman who makes you eat her box now?" Hahahaha
At the end when Patrick came out, I was waiting for 'Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit' sound effect.
I can't who I think won wow. good shit
I thought JP took round 1. I gave rounds two and three to Eli.
I agree, Eli is really funny but I think JP should have won the 1st round
I only started watching this channel recently in 2023
Go Eli,the my money is on you, the best of all time. First place. Keep it up champ. The goat
I have been drinking. Good bye on to drinking again...
I really like Eli, JP won the first round and I thought wrote way more clever jokes
Audience claps louder for the 2nd vote 90%. Even then mc says it more excited as the tension builds
You can use a statistic to prove anything, 1/4 people know that.
Eli and that entrance!😂😂✌️
Love it let's do it!!! Can't wait!!
It's easy to tell whose gonna win If someone is reading off their phone
Did Jay vs Ari happen? I need to see this
"The main event is three rounds if it needs to go three rounds"
BULLSHIT. I've never seen one of these three round battles not go three rounds. They prepare for three rounds, just quit pretending you're not going to have them go three. You need to just do three rounds and have the judges make comments at the end of rounds one and two and then reveal their winners of the rounds and overall winner at the end.
It is a best of 3...if someone already won 2 out of 3 there is no real reason to do a third round.
You missed my point. I understand that it's best of 3 but every battle I've seen on here ALWAYS goes the full 3. If the judges give pick X as the winner of round 1, they always choose Y as the winner of round 2... and when they do they usually say something like "I want to see another round".
Not true. There have been a few that have been stopped after 2.
you're wrong, and even if you were to be right, just be quiet and enjoy the roast lol
if the battle is clearly one sided, they end it after 2. rare but it happens
best battle ive seen
I could watch the argument between the judges and Louis all day idk why 🤣
I really think that reading off notes and fone should be banned roast off the cuff dudes, instinct fuels the meanest jokes.
fone
THAT PART!!!!!
I think they only have time to meet each other and then a chance to write jokes. That wouldn't be enough time to remember everything and could just end up boring. However i don't know any of that, i could be totally wrong xD
strawberry candyQueen they usually took 4-6 weeks to write jokes, with exceptions
I love these battles hahahaha
Jp got screwed that first round
Lmao.. Boucer at h&r block.
Red Rum can u explain this to me haha
me too. I have no idea what an h&r block is...
whos box was/is he eating?
Kim Congdon.
I’m starting to realize that in all of these comics I have found a group of people who are just as unhappy as I am...
Eli really must be fucking great! As I can't even function when I'm as high as that. Let alone win a roast!
Eli just slays
Can you guys just show the judges for 20 minutes while the roast is going on? Great direction.
Eli is an assassin.
I have to comment to make sure I haven’t seen this battle yet
Why, oh why won’t Luis J Gomez bring this back ?
Because assholes were pulling footage and sending them to places like Amazon and Netflix to get some of the comics either fired or not hired for gigs in the first place.
Reading off the phone killed it for me. Even when he was funny I wasn't laughing
Not gonna lie: I want Eli Sairs to father my non-existent children. XD
A supercard is in the making!
What happened to big jay versus ari did that happen?
Anyone else notice Jp and Luis were wearing the same shirt?
Thank you 401kkk 😂😂😂
Eli slayed him
Why is this showing the judges? Was the cameraman drunk or out doing a doobie?
Big jay, luis j, and ari are like the three stooges if the three stooges, instead of hitting eachother over the head, instead beat the audience over the head with the sack of crap that they call comedy.
Definitely seems like a storyline from wwe
Umm did the camera guy have a seizure ?
Eli is a beast man.
Roast jokes are the best!
Amazing!
The judges actually ruined it by acting like it was all about them and not the contestants. It's OK to be a little obnoxious, but not to the point that you hijack the whole event.
Thought for sure there was gonna be a beanstalk joke, JP is touching the ceiling. Something like "glad JP was able to climb down from beanstalk to get here."
Good concept, but that joke still needs some work
wtf with the camera on the judges?
Both were funny but that Eli dude was really getting it in.
I like how saying you voted for trump is a diss
JP got robbed on round 1, but we all know the judges are on Eli's nuts....
5 rounds
Eli lost because almost every joje was about jo being racist. JP was way more diverse
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Lol J.P is so big that if he would stand right under the lamp he would cover it.
the second person who he holds his hand over when asking who was funnier ALWAYS wins because its the natural human emotoin to cheer harder for the second person for some reason .. I would like to see otherwise, havent yet
this was pretty close, i really like jps delivery lol but eli is champo
Did Big Jay and Ari ever actually BATTLE?? Because if so I want to see that
Man eli is the best
who wants to see the judges?
Eli reminds me of Darren from WKUK
Did anyone here what luiz actually said when saying Eli’s record. It was something like (mumbles) AND 1 anyone any ideas?
not trying to watch judges for 3 minutes during the battle
they always screw up someones 2-0 win even when it clear who won
Eli is a Comic Ninja.
The LA belt went into the East River! After they all pissed on IT
I actually think JP won that
Watch the judges pick the winner's before they pick the winner's !