wharf in ships clothing - Foreign Ambassador no, he didn’t say that. He said vote whoever is most likely to beat your conservative candidate. The point is to get conservatives out, not get Labour in.
@@aam2087 did he now? Is that why they got whiped out? Snowflake cancel culture, pro diversity shit and wet little feelings is all he added. Let's hope that his ineptness doesn't allow for our NHS to be privatised and our food standards to be dropped down to American shit.
@@LvtLoshi conservatives won by the majority vote that does NOT mean their rules and standards are better then the Labour party but it means the UK is stupid enough to elect a racist opportunist because they were too afraid of Corbyn being "anti Semitic" etc. As for snowflakes culture you must be illiterate and ignorant if you think we're "snowflakes" for having feelings and caring about problems that matter like mental health which has significantly increased since your days you boomer our NHS will be privatised despite Boris "promising" it won't be... Like he's a trustworthy source. It will be sold bit by bit so the UK public doesn't realize until it's too late and now your 'great' priminster has stronger connections to that dimwit trump expect our food standards to go to shit especially by the state of our trades will be with the EU after Brexit which we import many if not most of our food and vegetables
Fact check: "Tories cut police numbers": Labour recruited 20000 additional police officers shortly before leaving office, which was controversial and the Police authorities themselves declared they were overstaffed. Tories reverted this change. Fact check: The poverty line was raised, to the point where it is over and above the amount single workers need for sustainable employment and comfortable living. The effect of this was to increase the threshold that affords MORE state benefits to these children, in addition to other child support incomes. Not less.
every other political party is just as guilty. the problems listed are overwhelmingly the result of policies they, themselves, support. only difference is in how each part seeks to solve the problems. the further left you get on the spectrum, the more likely "throw taxpayer money, hand over fist", is the answer
@ApokNyneWheel Do you know what demographic is committing the most knife crime? Unemployment is low, and low paid workers have MORE of their money thanks to taxation thresholds raised under Conservatives.
bking87 Or maybe he’ll watch the video from the day after Trump’s election, and take his own advice in the future. You know, where he goes on about how ranting and name calling doesn’t convince anyone or win elections.
Donald Trump is one of the few people in politics with a spine, if he was PM in our country you’d probably call him a white supremest or a nazi. The type of politician people want today doesn’t exist, nobody can tick all the boxes required in this PC. Shitshow
@@Crudecraig we value the use of a public health care system as a basic human right unlike you may in the US. Actually if trump is a great leader why hasn't he made public healthcare system as effective as the one here in the US
gorilla light speed - for a start I’m English, secondly a human right isn’t something that has to be provided to you by someone else. Clean water isn’t even free in this country. I want the NHS to be ran better and more efficient but in order to do that some harsh decisions would need to be made and anyone who made them would be vilified by the press. You can’t run a business on feelings and like it or not the NHS is a business.
@@Crudecraig NHS was never convinced as a business. Now it may be tendered out to other countries to manage. Prison service never set up as a business, now following foreign models, deniging basic jobs locally for massive profits for those that produce goods for the market at very low overheads and very big profits. List can go on, look into how the attitudes were post WW2 and the financial rape for profit that businesses are gifted now.
We all are. 100,000 plus deaths after we rewarded the reverse bank robbery perpetrators from public funds while giving bigger 5qx cuts to the richest. How anyone can defend them
Just went into vote with it blasting out on my phone. Got told to turn it off as I shouldn’t be promoting any political affiliations in a polling station. I just ignored them & carried on living in a democratic way.
@@stephendarcy9803 it looks like it doesnt matter who the politician is as long as he blames foreigners for everything that is wrong with the country they will vote for any lunatic even one who will make everything worse for them.. very sad
@@PKryik ironically living costs are way cheaper there lmaoo. We don't realise how bad we actually have it in this country because we're always told high living standards come with high costs and we believe that shit.
If a third of the children of Britain are living below the poverty line, I'd say the problem is more than the Tories. One political party can't do that much, even it they wanted to.
@You got played fool you call me brainwashed and then preceed to lie about the election results 🤦♂️, fucking hell that is pathetic, what led you down this path to be this much of a fuck up or are purposefully trying to make it look like you are thick as pig shit. And yes I did read the manfesto, just because you didn't read it, doesn't mean other people will be as ignorant as yourself. Seen as Corbyns manfesto included popular proposals, was fully costed and the conservatives wasn't and not just that was full of out right lies, it's laughable and frankly stupid to go down the manfesto route, because you'll look like even more of a fool than you already do and oh yeah very low IQ ;)
@Salterino Kripperino The video was on 418,696 views when I last looked Heading for a million by Christmas? Somebody has said things that a lot of people are feeling. The "he" you are talking about is a comedian/writer/actor who is advertising a show. Tom Walker is his name.
We. Still. Have. Not. Left. Yet. The Jonson deal is much the same as May`s why has Farage capitulated and accepted something so far from his vision ? If Jonson starts to get cold feet after a thorough analysis of the figures he has the numbers in Parliament to cancel it completely- as a Brexiteer aware of Jonson`s unreliability surely you must be aware you have not really won anything.
@@derekangell829 The very likely outcome is that the EU will remain intransigent and fail to compromise with the UK. They will not compromise because they would risk losing other countries if they are seen to be fair to the UK. At the end of next year, it will be clear that no trade arrangements could be reached and we will leave the EU on WTO. While not ideal, our economy will adjust and we will be a truly independent nation from that point on.
I love this guy one of the most astute in British history no other comedian has ever come close to the veritable vibrant visionary Vernacular virtuoso that is Johnathan pie ....
@@MrRedeyedJedi Calm down. Did he touch you or something? When you come out with shite like that you should not be questioning someone else's intelligence.
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@@1inchPunchBowl dude you better use Google translate with the Russian setting if you triggering these arseholes.
@@1inchPunchBowl Corbyn would be the type to diddle kids. Glad you could admit it. You've really picked a winner. If you want to elect an avowed communist into power, be our guest. Anyone who knows anything about history knows full well how that has gone in the past.
Don't forget he's an actor. But.. on a positive note, the others are all actors to various degrees, and I suspect this guy, whatever his name is, really believes most of the script, and is a brilliant person anyway. I agree, by the way.
@@scubasausage well done propaganda boy you ate all the lies the Tories printed all 88% of it! You gloat, you may have won the election but doesn't mean you were right does it? you go round bullying people who don't agree with you and don't engage in conversation!
Choices, choices, choices. Billy Bunter and his Bullingdon bugger boys. Diane Abbot, Len McCluskey and the angry crew with their party's subsidised London housing, restaurants, taxis+ , Jo Wotsername and the SNP lite who get votes coz they are perceived as the least bad choice. Tell me, a North Eastern Labour supporter, who still believes in Brexit, why should I vote and let my views be tarnished by tedious ononist opinion from all sides. If this democracy then YOU are all guilty of destroying it
@@allanshort8264 Please vote tactically. I live in Northern Ireland, so I can't vote as tactically as you can. Just get the Tories out, that's Job #1. We can fight over the scraps later. Don't let "the glorious uphills of the rainbow-crested new dawn of Brexit cloud your/our judgement - it has already been shown that their handling of it was a complete diarrhoea-storm of lies and misdirection - let's just pull together and get the fuckers out.
@@casim8842 Sorry, not all Brits are "c*+#s" like this guy. I guess at least he was polite with his declination lol. Oh, Allan, the annoying thing is you actually have a point, dont let anyone tell you how to vote. Saor Alba
@@Paul-zk2tn and how should I laugh out loud when I respond In truth and honesty to a person who calls me a c#@t when I have never met him, less had the chance to reason with them. Consider your neighbour, and his opinion, as well as your own
@@onsight2822 I read the manifesto it's quite serious not funny. I have read all the main party manifestos Labours is very detailed the Conservatives is vague and Brexit is the shortest and least detailed. Didn't bother reading the Lib Dems!
J Marcos Patricio I agree and so they should be, I can’t believe how many people have allowed themselves to be brainwashed into voting Tory on Thursday.
@@HOSPlTALLER except all the things he said are provable. Is this another one of those "fake facts" moments that the Daily Mail and Express warn us about? where if it doesn't fit the narrative, it must be untrue?
@mike A I feel the same as this. I really feel sick at the thought of more Conservatives. I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I don't think things can sustain like this.
@@blurdynamic9118 There is a rule against broadcasting (TV and radio) of political discussion until the closing of polls on the day, but sadly it doesn't affect newspapers.
I don't know if this is a common thing people say, but Russell Howard also did a whole sketch on Sky about "the microwave meal prime minister" - a pretty funny one too!
Sad but true, that's how I feel too. God help us if they get back in, not only have they got all the advantages over all the other parties but they'll change the electoral boundaries so that they have almost no way of being beaten in a 'fair' election. The sadest thing I read all week was a single mum coming out of a food bank. They asked who she would be voting for next election. "Conservative" she said. God help us....
For several minutes I was trying to work out where Kylie came into this. Kylie should be left out of politics. She is pure (well sort of, at least in my mind which admittedly is intoxicated with alcohol and various other substances). Back to reality, If we get Johnson perhaps that's what we deserve. If we are so easily beguiled and the working man is happy to vote for a kicking then good luck to us all.
@@alansimmons9621 yes, and no. These people work absolutely tirelessly in pursuit of their own ends. How can many of the population, that are just trying to get by day to day, are just seeing to their family and their jobs not be easily swayed by an 80%+ ragingly right wing supporting media and an endless narrative built of halt truths and lies. I've spent a whole evening discussing online about how most of the printed info about Corbyn is utter bullshit (I say this with a degree of authority as I know the guy) for it all to come to nothing as the person I'm speaking to ends up with the Conservative's favourite lie 'ah well, they're all the same anyway, can't trust them'. I've extended family in Dublin, they've a modest degree of knowledge about the UK political situation, infinitely more than we have of theirs. The first thing they lead with as a joke is about Labour's antisemitism. I has friends only 12 hours ago finding out that I know Corbyn, and they joked about him saying anti semitic things. The propaganda and slight if hand is unprecedented and this will be my 7th GE
@J More likely GENUINE confusion that a "reporter of the news" was being so refreshingly honest. I mean, who would not be mesmerised? Could you imagine if any network anchor could be so free with the editorial?... I mean - as opposed to conservative editorials, of course.
@@contentedbuddha Actually, I am an American, but I have been actively campaigning to GOTV for Bernie Sanders since he announced his candidacy! I love the dual fronts in both our counties -- Let's Do This!!!
Unfortunately, yet again most keyboard warriors won't bother voting, whilst the true blue pensioners will make the effort rain or shine. Ultimately I'd put bets on the Tories winning with a significant majority.
@@horizonkage trump is doing the best job he can but all the figures are a big lie. The fiat money system we use is the biggest ponzi scheme and nobody talks about it... Key point: prices dont go up, the value of your dollar/pound goes down.
@@gregbatchelor9205 True, but what they are saying is that if the options are Socialism or I can't beleive it's not socialism or anything but socialism. Well there vote is cast for them isn't it? It doesn't matter if they like what the conservative party stands for or what it has done in the past. If it is a choice between that and Weimar Republic 2: Electric Boogaloo or anything else. Most people aren't voting conservative or Brexit party in this election because they love those parties, but because it is the least worse option to them.
@@dantaylor7344 Remember that guy on question time who thought earning £80k was the 50% line in the UK. Dumbass thought that earning 80k was the average wage of a Briton. Seriously people on question time are all dumbass Tories
Sadly I don't think it would have made any different. All I'm hearing is ''Anyone's better than Corbyn'' and people disbelieving anything 'Lefties' say.
MsPinkwolf the left is just imploding across the globe atm. Too many black-white radicals now and “geniuses” calling anyone who disagrees with them a bigot or racist for no real reason. I guess to shame the others into submission? Thus alienating their old voter base. And there aren’t enough radicals (thank god), to stand on their own. It’s the same in my country albeit still less so than what the UK and the US seems to be heading- but it’s growing here as well and even I (an old leftie) has started to reconsider where my political orientation lies. It’s not with this new radical left and not with the right.
He's genuinely angry doing this one. First rate Pie.
He's "genuinely angry" for all of his vids.
I think it's just Tom Walker filming himself venting at this stage!
I know that Tom denies it, but he really is Pie!
VOTE LABOUR OR WE'RE FUCKED.
@@julianevans9548 ahhahaaahahah
I've only just realised he does these in one take, that is something else.
One take .. makes you think -- And now, are we to Vote Labour ?
wharf in ships clothing - Foreign Ambassador no, he didn’t say that. He said vote whoever is most likely to beat your conservative candidate. The point is to get conservatives out, not get Labour in.
@@randomjasmicisrandom I see ............................
Also in a public place so I imagine you're only going to be taking a handful of takes before a crowd begins to gather
@@Andinov02 Completely agree, he's got stones. 👍
That wasn't just Pie, that was Tom Walker just as much, I'm sure of it.
That was me as well.
It nearly always is.
Mr Pie should be writing speeches for Corbyn.
This Corbyn fellow has destroyed the labour party.
@@clegsmegson2627 fuck off he pushed the party forward you dumbass
@@aam2087 did he now? Is that why they got whiped out? Snowflake cancel culture, pro diversity shit and wet little feelings is all he added. Let's hope that his ineptness doesn't allow for our NHS to be privatised and our food standards to be dropped down to American shit.
A Am What?? They got fucking destroyed lmao
@@LvtLoshi conservatives won by the majority vote that does NOT mean their rules and standards are better then the Labour party but it means the UK is stupid enough to elect a racist opportunist because they were too afraid of Corbyn being "anti Semitic" etc. As for snowflakes culture you must be illiterate and ignorant if you think we're "snowflakes" for having feelings and caring about problems that matter like mental health which has significantly increased since your days you boomer our NHS will be privatised despite Boris "promising" it won't be... Like he's a trustworthy source. It will be sold bit by bit so the UK public doesn't realize until it's too late and now your 'great' priminster has stronger connections to that dimwit trump expect our food standards to go to shit especially by the state of our trades will be with the EU after Brexit which we import many if not most of our food and vegetables
The best political analysis I’ve ever heard! 👍
Snap. And so needed.why isn't this on telly?!
Every other political party should have this as their party political broadcasts. Nothing else.
They'd win vote share, that's for sure.
Fact check: "Tories cut police numbers": Labour recruited 20000 additional police officers shortly before leaving office, which was controversial and the Police authorities themselves declared they were overstaffed. Tories reverted this change.
Fact check: The poverty line was raised, to the point where it is over and above the amount single workers need for sustainable employment and comfortable living. The effect of this was to increase the threshold that affords MORE state benefits to these children, in addition to other child support incomes. Not less.
every other political party is just as guilty. the problems listed are overwhelmingly the result of policies they, themselves, support. only difference is in how each part seeks to solve the problems. the further left you get on the spectrum, the more likely "throw taxpayer money, hand over fist", is the answer
@ApokNyneWheel Do you know what demographic is committing the most knife crime? Unemployment is low, and low paid workers have MORE of their money thanks to taxation thresholds raised under Conservatives.
@@maxdamagusbroski utter bull shit
'Day glow narcissist in chief'
It's broken me.
Cos ur a snowflake
@@ralphix6572 wow... you really missed it didn't you XD
@@ralphix6572 You can't even handle my UA-cam comment babe x
I don’t think the world is ready for Jonathan’s next posting... we might actually witness a man’s head explode from sheer anger
bking87 Or maybe he’ll watch the video from the day after Trump’s election, and take his own advice in the future. You know, where he goes on about how ranting and name calling doesn’t convince anyone or win elections.
@@jimbutcher5712 it's different when it's this close to home.
We shall see, though.
I'm fairly sure he counts as a thermonuclear device according to the U.N.
😂
Tom is either a word class actor or he was genuinely angry recording this video. Either way it needs applauding.
both
Well said Sir. If only we had some politicians with some spine.
Donald Trump is one of the few people in politics with a spine, if he was PM in our country you’d probably call him a white supremest or a nazi. The type of politician people want today doesn’t exist, nobody can tick all the boxes required in this PC. Shitshow
@@Crudecraig we value the use of a public health care system as a basic human right unlike you may in the US. Actually if trump is a great leader why hasn't he made public healthcare system as effective as the one here in the US
gorilla light speed - for a start I’m English, secondly a human right isn’t something that has to be provided to you by someone else. Clean water isn’t even free in this country. I want the NHS to be ran better and more efficient but in order to do that some harsh decisions would need to be made and anyone who made them would be vilified by the press. You can’t run a business on feelings and like it or not the NHS is a business.
People's physical and mental health needs should never, ever be a business mate ...
@@Crudecraig NHS was never convinced as a business. Now it may be tendered out to other countries to manage.
Prison service never set up as a business, now following foreign models, deniging basic jobs locally for massive profits for those that produce goods for the market at very low overheads and very big profits.
List can go on, look into how the attitudes were post WW2 and the financial rape for profit that businesses are gifted now.
Moly, Mr Pie is f*cking angry.
"Boris was there every step of the fucking way" 😲😲😲😲
Krasipol...who the fuck isn't right now?!?😁
We all are.
100,000 plus deaths after we rewarded the reverse bank robbery perpetrators from public funds while giving bigger 5qx cuts to the richest.
How anyone can defend them
Can't blame him he is right
All of us should be, I know I am..
I have so much respect for this man truly, you are an inspiration sir and I hope that people wake up to the truth before they vote Tory again 😊🙏🏻
“A startled pig in a hay bale”
LOL
II II I like - unremarkable turd...
Kostana Banjac ?
@James Gravil exactly what I was thinking!
Joe O' Keeffe I think most people did!
LOL indeed
I felt the fury on this. Spot on.
Me too
This needs to aired nationally 7 times a day on every channel until December 12th.
Well, he said what everyone thinks but nobody can nail it like him 😂🍻
I'm hiring a PA and playing this outside my polling station Thursday👍
Brilliant work Mr Pie 👌
Matthew Round fuck yeah power to you
great idea
Just went into vote with it blasting out on my phone. Got told to turn it off as I shouldn’t be promoting any political affiliations in a polling station. I just ignored them & carried on living in a democratic way.
@@stephendarcy9803 😂✌️😂✌️
@@stephendarcy9803 it looks like it doesnt matter who the politician is as long as he blames foreigners for everything that is wrong with the country they will vote for any lunatic even one who will make everything worse for them.. very sad
Watching this twice!!! Effing brilliant Pie, just wish more people understood the consequences of a tory government.
Let me guess ,,, it'll be just perfect under corbynoff's regime 😁 😂 😁
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I can only hope Britain is as pissed off with Boris as Jonathan is.
They are not by the looks of it hahaha
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
y'all got fucked
Haha! Looks like you are in a conservative nation now. Maybe you should to move to socialist germany?
@@aurinsaint9058 How grand for everyone not rich
@@PKryik ironically living costs are way cheaper there lmaoo. We don't realise how bad we actually have it in this country because we're always told high living standards come with high costs and we believe that shit.
Pie likes Boris more than I do.
Wow - my most likes ever for any comment I've posted to UA-cam or Facebook!
:)
@MR. Right Yes, I think we're in for a lot of that now.
@@ebdavies100 I'm genuinely worried for our country after this election
@Christopher Norris Thank you, is there a code of some sorts hidden in that message, Christopher Norris?
You can’t call yourself a patriot and vote Tory. You just can’t.
Shoulda votrd communist
Good comment this Johnny boy - hope the election goes well for labour
Seems like theres quite a lot of non Patriots in this country then...
Wonder how mad he is now, after the Election lol
next vid should be solid like when trump got elected lol
Its crazy
Move to Scotland, we don't worship the scumbags up here.
If a third of the children of Britain are living below the poverty line, I'd say the problem is more than the Tories. One political party can't do that much, even it they wanted to.
I hope everyone in the country see this, they need too
@MR. Right I know all we can do is hold the conservatives to account every step of the way
@MR. Right exactly!
Boris and the conservatives are wankers m8
@You got played fool you call me brainwashed and then preceed to lie about the election results 🤦♂️, fucking hell that is pathetic, what led you down this path to be this much of a fuck up or are purposefully trying to make it look like you are thick as pig shit.
And yes I did read the manfesto, just because you didn't read it, doesn't mean other people will be as ignorant as yourself. Seen as Corbyns manfesto included popular proposals, was fully costed and the conservatives wasn't and not just that was full of out right lies, it's laughable and frankly stupid to go down the manfesto route, because you'll look like even more of a fool than you already do and oh yeah very low IQ ;)
I keep playing this, never has anger been so vocally satisfying!
"...looking like a startled pig in a hay bale..." Holy FSM! I nearly shot coffee out my nose. Brilliant stuff.
Irrefutable, all of it. May the electorate punish them.
He's like Roger Rabbit when he has a drink at the bar. Rant Factor: 10
👊🏻👊🏻 my Man
ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
Things can always get worse, though. Look at Labour.
Well, that summed it up quite nicely.
Right, I'm off to vote now ................
I'm sorry, but this aged like fucking milk.
MassiveNoob nope, still accurate
Absolutely brilliant 😁👌👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
You're the best, Jonathan, along with Stewart Lee.
HOW THE NEWS SHOILD BE TOLD! JONATHAN YOU ARE A LEGEND PLEASE RUN FOR PRIMINISTER!! ❤👏👊👊👊
Pie should be doing the interview of Boris it’ll be all softball questions honest.
Now that is a rant. Well done.
The Union Jack bus at 3:55 is impeccable timing.
Synchro-destiny
When did comedy stop being funny and became so terrifying? :-(
@Salterino Kripperino The video was on 418,696 views when I last looked Heading for a million by Christmas? Somebody has said things that a lot of people are feeling. The "he" you are talking about is a comedian/writer/actor who is advertising a show. Tom Walker is his name.
Pie appears to have a real soft spot for Boris - absolute legend!
WOW That was straight talking aggression This is what we need to hear about our dear leader
Come on Jon, stop being shy and tell us how you really feel.
As a person who came from a poor country and whose father is worki g in london, I find this pure bullshit.
Indeed 4 years ago and they are still in; says a lot about the great British public.
Scotland hasn’t voted Tory since 1956 & this joke union is finished
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How can I bow on this thing?
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This aged well. It would seem the people disagree.
Prepare for ten more years of the Tories.
In the words of Nigel Farage.. you are not laughing now are you!? ;) Brexiteers just laid the smackadown on ya candy Remainer bums!
We. Still. Have. Not. Left. Yet. The Jonson deal is much the same as May`s why has Farage capitulated and accepted something so far from his vision ? If Jonson starts to get cold feet after a thorough analysis of the figures he has the numbers in Parliament to cancel it completely- as a Brexiteer aware of Jonson`s unreliability surely you must be aware you have not really won anything.
@@derekangell829 The very likely outcome is that the EU will remain intransigent and fail to compromise with the UK. They will not compromise because they would risk losing other countries if they are seen to be fair to the UK. At the end of next year, it will be clear that no trade arrangements could be reached and we will leave the EU on WTO. While not ideal, our economy will adjust and we will be a truly independent nation from that point on.
Those who live where he is on stage, show support buy going to the gig.
If only everyone had listened!! Now look where we are.
How about we come together as a nation for a change and not play their games.
THE BEST EVER!!!! My hands hurt from clapping.
Brilliant. Say it as it is Jonathan. Almost a year on from posting and it's the same stuff, only worse now. God help us all!
Can't wait to see how mad he'll get in the next video
Please run for parliament
why has Labor never thought of saying this?
Tim is a pretty patient dude, what with this verbal beat down he has to handle every interview.
Just fucking run for Prime Minister already!
Hmmm... Looks like the next Pie video might be REALLY angry....
So, why didn't Labour campaign like this?
The guys watching in the background really sell it too.
I love this guy one of the most astute in British history no other comedian has ever come close to the veritable vibrant visionary Vernacular virtuoso that is Johnathan pie ....
always Enjoy Mr. Pie reading Boris's CV.
Your doing gods work my friend! God bless you! a genius!
This Pie was delicious and delectable! Well done Sir for your brutal takedown of the evil Tories!
Get Boris out now!
For all their elite education they learn nothing ✌
This is how Corbyn should have talked back to Boris during the debate...
Wave corbyn on to this channel
Too bad Corbyn is an anti British, globalist asshole with about 80 iq.. That's a generous estimate.
@@MrRedeyedJedi Calm down. Did he touch you or something? When you come out with shite like that you should not be questioning someone else's intelligence.
@@1inchPunchBowl dude you better use Google translate with the Russian setting if you triggering these arseholes.
@@1inchPunchBowl Corbyn would be the type to diddle kids. Glad you could admit it. You've really picked a winner.
If you want to elect an avowed communist into power, be our guest. Anyone who knows anything about history knows full well how that has gone in the past.
Blown away , that's the decade summed up in four minutes , Pie for PM .
Absolutely!
Don't forget he's an actor. But.. on a positive note, the others are all actors to various degrees, and I suspect this guy, whatever his name is, really believes most of the script, and is a brilliant person anyway. I agree, by the way.
@@chuffpup His name is Tom Walker.
@@silentpact3432 Ahhh, I'm in New Zealand. He's bloody good.
FUCK YEAH!!! I'LL VOTE FOR HIM!!!
Jesus - just saw this after the election. Now I’m eagerly awaiting Pie’s Hiroshima 2 Meltdown.
I cant wait! I love watching these socialists melt down.
Scubasausage This guy is not even a socialist you idiot
Its true isn't it
@@scubasausage ik hahaha its so good
@@scubasausage well done propaganda boy you ate all the lies the Tories printed all 88% of it! You gloat, you may have won the election but doesn't mean you were right does it? you go round bullying people who don't agree with you and don't engage in conversation!
This is more accurate commentary than satire.
Choices, choices, choices. Billy Bunter and his Bullingdon bugger boys. Diane Abbot, Len McCluskey and the angry crew with their party's subsidised London housing, restaurants, taxis+ , Jo Wotsername and the SNP lite who get votes coz they are perceived as the least bad choice. Tell me, a North Eastern Labour supporter, who still believes in Brexit, why should I vote and let my views be tarnished by tedious ononist opinion from all sides. If this democracy then YOU are all guilty of destroying it
The days of this being satire are long gone. He's actually and rightfully pissed
@@allanshort8264 Please vote tactically. I live in Northern Ireland, so I can't vote as tactically as you can. Just get the Tories out, that's Job #1. We can fight over the scraps later. Don't let "the glorious uphills of the rainbow-crested new dawn of Brexit cloud your/our judgement - it has already been shown that their handling of it was a complete diarrhoea-storm of lies and misdirection - let's just pull together and get the fuckers out.
@@casim8842 Sorry, not all Brits are "c*+#s" like this guy. I guess at least he was polite with his declination lol. Oh, Allan, the annoying thing is you actually have a point, dont let anyone tell you how to vote. Saor Alba
@@Paul-zk2tn and how should I laugh out loud when I respond In truth and honesty to a person who calls me a c#@t when I have never met him, less had the chance to reason with them.
Consider your neighbour, and his opinion, as well as your own
"The United Kingdom is broken" - Just as a tour bus with the union jack drives past. Couldn't have timed it better.
3:54
This should have been corbyn's closing statement.
Shame Corbyn is crap too
@@louisewalker5484 He much better than Boris, but then again a shit stain covered in moss is better than Boris.
He's too stupid to come up with something like this.
I'll take Boris over an avowed communist and anti-semite who praises people like Castro for their leadership.
You want poverty? Elect Corbyn.
@@0equals1ao Why would I need to vote for something we've already got?
"You are a microwave meal prime minister... Full of shit and no nutritional value at all" That is now my favourite Pie quote. Absolutely brilliant.
it was Russell Howard's joke first. :/
@@cholloway0046 I mean, as soon as Johnson came out with that line about his deal, it was obvious people would use it to describe him.
Not as funny as corbynoff's manifesto 😂
@@onsight2822 you haven't read it have you?
@@onsight2822 I read the manifesto it's quite serious not funny. I have read all the main party manifestos Labours is very detailed the Conservatives is vague and Brexit is the shortest and least detailed. Didn't bother reading the Lib Dems!
I wish he would stop mincing his words and tell us what he really thinks ......
🤣
Yeah, he beats around the bush a bit . So is he pro or anti Tory then.??? 😀
😂
It’s a fine art called sarcasm
Jesus Christ - Pie wasn't even this angry after Trump got elected...
He doesn't live there.
Idk, man, he was pretty livid.
@@pottingsoil that the dumber of two fascists won the presidency? Weird.
@@milepod you good, man?
Thanks,@@pottingsoil, I'm perfect!
Bruce Banner: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Jonathan Pie: Hold my beer!
Pint*
@@crispykfc454 Yes please if you're buying
@@tnetroP sounds good to me, meet you at The Goody
A meticulously crafted comment, perfectly summing up this ever - more - necessary narrator of the nation’s rapid descent into obsolescence.
Feels like this one is more personal than the other videos
Yeah, I get that feeling too
It's more urgent. Only days to go.
Him and a lot of people living in the UK are worried...
J Marcos Patricio I agree and so they should be, I can’t believe how many people have allowed themselves to be brainwashed into voting Tory on Thursday.
@@gracewalsh8093 scary how many dyed in the wool labour voters are actually changing to tory because of brexit. Bad times ahead for uk.
Watching this 3 years later when Boris has been kicked out is a full circle moment 😂 Incredible to think things have actually gotten WORSE
Jonathon. A simply magnificent rant. Best performance yet.
Not a performance methinks.
Spot on!
Too many amazing rants. Can’t classify them!
I literally cannot like this enough ❤️
I got 3 google accounts. 😉
@@harrisonfnord5871 i got 6 on 3 devices🤫
Best analysis on the state of the country I have ever heard.
@@HOSPlTALLER Barely
@@HOSPlTALLER except all the things he said are provable.
Is this another one of those "fake facts" moments that the Daily Mail and Express warn us about? where if it doesn't fit the narrative, it must be untrue?
🙋🏾♂️ I'm LIKE #No.70 sorry I'm late...
Guessing you really needed to vent after a while.
After what the Tories have done, he's been extremely patient.
mike A don't you believe it - this is the real Tom!
@mike A I feel the same as this. I really feel sick at the thought of more Conservatives. I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I don't think things can sustain like this.
Can we play this in polling Stations
Polling stations last election just so happened to "accidentally" leave Sun newspapers lying around inside, so I don't see why we can't.
@@TheMitcher Aren't newspapers banned from printing stuff about the election on the election day?
@@blurdynamic9118 There is a rule against broadcasting (TV and radio) of political discussion until the closing of polls on the day, but sadly it doesn't affect newspapers.
Blur Dynamic no only live media is such as radio and tv. Papers can do what they like
@@TheMitcher Ah fair enough. Cheers for the info.
Cannot wait for the next Jonathan pie report.
Steven Hopkins it’s going to be incredible
Have you seen it yet Jonathan had a large slice of humble pie😂😂
"A microwave meal prime minister" 😂
I don't know if this is a common thing people say, but Russell Howard also did a whole sketch on Sky about "the microwave meal prime minister" - a pretty funny one too!
"an unremarkable turd waiting to happen"
A Tesco discount prime minister :P
michael ardern Ready Made! 2 be exact... 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
I love my microwave ready meals. 😂
I clicked Like so hard i nearly broke my mouse.
I'm on my tablet, I nearly broke my finger
I'm calling the RSPCA.....you monster!!!!!! 😉
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Accessories?
I almost smashed my screen
haha!
It's like my inner monologue became a whole other person....
I think that's probably exactly what Pie is to Tom Walker. His inner monologue just individuated!
Sad but true, that's how I feel too. God help us if they get back in, not only have they got all the advantages over all the other parties but they'll change the electoral boundaries so that they have almost no way of being beaten in a 'fair' election.
The sadest thing I read all week was a single mum coming out of a food bank. They asked who she would be voting for next election. "Conservative" she said. God help us....
For several minutes I was trying to work out where Kylie came into this. Kylie should be left out of politics. She is pure (well sort of, at least in my mind which admittedly is intoxicated with alcohol and various other substances). Back to reality, If we get Johnson perhaps that's what we deserve. If we are so easily beguiled and the working man is happy to vote for a kicking then good luck to us all.
@@alansimmons9621 yes, and no. These people work absolutely tirelessly in pursuit of their own ends. How can many of the population, that are just trying to get by day to day, are just seeing to their family and their jobs not be easily swayed by an 80%+ ragingly right wing supporting media and an endless narrative built of halt truths and lies. I've spent a whole evening discussing online about how most of the printed info about Corbyn is utter bullshit (I say this with a degree of authority as I know the guy) for it all to come to nothing as the person I'm speaking to ends up with the Conservative's favourite lie 'ah well, they're all the same anyway, can't trust them'.
I've extended family in Dublin, they've a modest degree of knowledge about the UK political situation, infinitely more than we have of theirs. The first thing they lead with as a joke is about Labour's antisemitism. I has friends only 12 hours ago finding out that I know Corbyn, and they joked about him saying anti semitic things. The propaganda and slight if hand is unprecedented and this will be my 7th GE
I'm pretty sure he convinced the guy standing behind him in the street.
J nah the guy was dancing
@J More likely GENUINE confusion that a "reporter of the news" was being so refreshingly honest. I mean, who would not be mesmerised?
Could you imagine if any network anchor could be so free with the editorial?... I mean - as opposed to conservative editorials, of course.
"I'm about to go to the palace and offer my resignation." Glorious!
bananafish58 Get out and vote! And get three friends to vote also and this will become reality.
@@contentedbuddha Actually, I am an American, but I have been actively campaigning to GOTV for Bernie Sanders since he announced his candidacy! I love the dual fronts in both our counties -- Let's Do This!!!
Can't wait 😍
Unfortunately, yet again most keyboard warriors won't bother voting, whilst the true blue pensioners will make the effort rain or shine.
Ultimately I'd put bets on the Tories winning with a significant majority.
Its OK Boris the Queen's decided to make an exception for you, she's already on her way to accept it XD
This is the biggest of Pie's rants since Trump was elected :P=
Good on you Pie! Needed to be said :)
That truly made me lough
The left vs right paradigm is a crock of shit.
Corbyn is a Millionnaire and taxation is theft.
Key point: Trump was elected.
So far, if you can see through the edits and narcisistic emotional manipulation to look at the statistics and reality, Trump has done a great job.
@@horizonkage trump is doing the best job he can but all the figures are a big lie. The fiat money system we use is the biggest ponzi scheme and nobody talks about it...
Key point: prices dont go up, the value of your dollar/pound goes down.
Led by donkeys should have this on a billboard all around London. Everyone should see this.
London? Trying further afield so more people can see it
Lee Brennan I love LBD
Strong contender for "Most Epic Jonathan Pie Rant Ever".
Wish that he had
This should be played at the polling stations honestly.
Well it's illegal to do that... But then again that's the only way Labour can win... Voting fraud and lying.
@radort I'm not a Tory supporter but Communists and lefties are cancer
@@ralphix6572 god forbid a left leaning party should be... Left leaning 🤦🏻♂️
@@gregbatchelor9205 True, but what they are saying is that if the options are Socialism or I can't beleive it's not socialism or anything but socialism. Well there vote is cast for them isn't it? It doesn't matter if they like what the conservative party stands for or what it has done in the past. If it is a choice between that and Weimar Republic 2: Electric Boogaloo or anything else. Most people aren't voting conservative or Brexit party in this election because they love those parties, but because it is the least worse option to them.
@Freddy Gwynne Ugly alt right white supremacist fuckwit who cloaks his hatred in faux ironic detachment?
Forget Andrew Neil, get Boris on an interview with Pie!!!
get him on question time the viewing figures will beat strictly
Problem is that he might swear a bit...good telly though!
Question time getting anyone who isn't a Tory sympathiser? Never gonna happen
How exactly will you get him on QT? The man is barely on TV as it is, May was the same and if you cast your mind back Cameron was the same too!
@@dantaylor7344 Remember that guy on question time who thought earning £80k was the 50% line in the UK. Dumbass thought that earning 80k was the average wage of a Briton.
Seriously people on question time are all dumbass Tories
we should have donated to a cause to get this advertised on tv
Sadly I don't think it would have made any different. All I'm hearing is ''Anyone's better than Corbyn'' and people disbelieving anything 'Lefties' say.
Psy-ops wins.
MsPinkwolf the left is just imploding across the globe atm. Too many black-white radicals now and “geniuses” calling anyone who disagrees with them a bigot or racist for no real reason. I guess to shame the others into submission? Thus alienating their old voter base. And there aren’t enough radicals (thank god), to stand on their own.
It’s the same in my country albeit still less so than what the UK and the US seems to be heading- but it’s growing here as well and even I (an old leftie) has started to reconsider where my political orientation lies.
It’s not with this new radical left and not with the right.
Thank God some Brits still have a sense of the humanitarian UK I once knew and loved. Sad in Dublin 😩
Yup, looking over from Leitrim at the mess the UK has become, wouldn't go back the state it's in now
Lots of us still do, believe me.
@mike A are you suggesting that the problem is that Europe is "too rightwing"?
@mike A Careful with thay edgy hyperbole there brother, you might cut yourself with that.
Yep. And most of them can’t see it... astonishing.
Maybe it is just how good the actor is at the character but this one really sounded like it came from the heart.