The fact that Raphael is trying to stay so close to prison with his tools and is cutting them open with the hugest scissors I've ever seen and a massive knife is so hysterical to me 😄
@@charlottespcplayground They do get school like food but can buy things on commissary their "store" but buying things there can get pricey. There's a few good youtubers that have prison channels, they are so interesting! I love watching Jessica Kent!
I love at the end when he was talking about subscribing and way he said ‘u don’t have to, it’s just a thing’ he is so down to earth , funny and good vibes
@@gorbonrumsay9714 He's a great person like he does donations and stuff so idk why people bully him he's so funny and down to earth. They need to get a life fr
My brother just finished a 10 year bid last year. He earned his red seal for cooking while he was there. The man can take anything and make it into something spectacular. It's incredible how resourceful some people in prison become. For 8 years he would never eat in the cafeteria. He'd get other people to use their canteen money to buy ingredients and he would cook for them in return. The only thing that was a struggle was the lack of sugar and some fruits because inmates would make brew with them.
This was hilarious! This Man is bringing us the real struggle food recipes we never asked for but honestly, this content made my Saturday night. I'm here for this "authentic" content.🙃
Me just discovering Raphael's videos from a yt recommended. Now I've been binge watching all day! I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Then how he just goes right to the point not just waste our time. Love it all.
I was crying up until now...but you're UA-cam notification put a tiny smile on my face, thankyou love, and I hope atleast you're having a great day. And I wish you happiness
The fact that he uses the same tools and most of the same ingredients just shows how much he cares about his content! Keep it up Rapha 😃 ohh and as always his reactions when the food is falling of his plate are sooo adorable and funny omg
Rapha, dear boy, please use a cutting board. That's so bad for your knife, table, counters, fingers, etc. I worry about you every time you pick up a knife.
The bit about the shared cooking show with a Well-Known American cooking and home design personality (not naming) and that they might go way back. I expected to see many more chuckles over that. I love oblique humor
I literally laughed so hard at you're jokes and personality is just all around real and unapologetic! I love it 😂 this is why I love watching your videos, never stop making people feel good ♡
I just want to say, you're an amazing soul. I hope whoever is in your life knows what a treasure you are. Oh, and hot water should take the "candy" off your card.
I applaud that you tried with an open mind! I’ve seen these videos with prison “spreads” and I’m not sure I’d want to try any of them, but they definitely get points for creativity when they have very little to work with!
Ok but that's Emergen-C?? That has so much Vit. C in it! And he's like "I really should have made more" and that's already 2000 mg! Hope he doesn't eat all of that.. smh
honestly raphael you are so creative! i know demographically your content is probably not my target group but i enjoy every minute of it intensely! did you like the vegan mayo? its my favorite!!!
Using a roll on to crush them up....STANDARD MATERIALS 😅. I still use it now for my biscuit mush( 4 custard creams 2 coconut ring and a ginger nut if feeling spicy dashboard milk to mush et voila)
In America we donnot have digestive cookies. My EX was British & he said the closest thing in the states is Graham crackers.Not sure why they are called "digestive cookies." 💯 I love Graham crackers.
you don't need to worry about the boiled water melting the plastic because plastic melts at around 200c, while water boils at 100c. if it's hard plastic, it might get softened and reshaped, but it should be fine
Actually Prison is like being a child except that you´re locked in a tiny Room for most of it. But the emotions behind it resemble it pretty much, someone else decides what you eat, when you eat and what you can get from the outside World. And you always have someone walking with you through the prison.
I was like :"noooooooooooo don't eat from the knife!! you'll get hurt sweetness!!!" I LOVE YOUR CONTENT.. I'm shook that i'm here for four years... Oh My Goodness.. ALSO...I love how your table gets messier and messier wth each round.. And we all new you were gonna drop someting...so don't feel bad about it my love, this was perfection!!!
I mean, the base of that cheesecake with the crushed biscuits and butter it's an actual recipe 😂. I used to do it in the past as well. The mixing is a struggle but the results are amazing.
Next video idea Gourmet Prison meals! Or like a 5 course Prison meal!! I love that you’re doing longer videos, your content is why I pay for the premium 💜
I'd definitely watch the prison birthday cake from a 5 stars bakery. I really wonder what they would do lol. I love the "keeping the jail vibe" thing and the eating off of that huge knife lol this is amazing. I really need to see more of these recipes.
Context for anyone who wants it, food in US prisons (idk how it is in other countries) is split into two categories: 1. The food they give you by default, it's the bare minimum to keep you alive and a lot of prisons get the food in a box that's labelled "not for human consumption", especially the meat. There's a whole bunch of shit. 2. Food you pay for, which is junk food, chips, ramen, cheese sauce, all that shit. But yeah, from someone who is subpoverty, when you're working with a limited resources, you do get very creative with food. You just throw shit together because if it doesn't work, it's still better than the alternative.
The fact that Raphael is trying to stay so close to prison with his tools and is cutting them open with the hugest scissors I've ever seen and a massive knife is so hysterical to me 😄
I agree. He needed to use what prisoners use. I have seen razor blades used, floss for cheese, and ids used. We didn't have scissors or big knives lol
Lol I remember ijustine and her knives!!😆
I'm just surprised that prisoners food is that interesting
I thought they got basic food like you get bad school lunches.
They have to deal with it
@@charlottespcplayground They do get school like food but can buy things on commissary their "store" but buying things there can get pricey. There's a few good youtubers that have prison channels, they are so interesting! I love watching Jessica Kent!
in the "sushi" recipe, he had boiling water...pretty sure you can't get that in prison 🤷
I love at the end when he was talking about subscribing and way he said ‘u don’t have to, it’s just a thing’ he is so down to earth , funny and good vibes
Bcoz he is already rich .. youtube is just a side hustle
@@xprex its his only job
@@xprex This guy is either too humble or have low self esteem because he's bullied a lot by hate comments.
I read this comment literally the moment he said it!😱😱😱
@@gorbonrumsay9714 He's a great person like he does donations and stuff so idk why people bully him he's so funny and down to earth. They need to get a life fr
I love how your videos go straight to the point without boring ass intros..
sub?
@@Viralclips_._ Sorry no
@@Viralclips_._ ок🤟🏻
everyone comments this
My favorite thing about his videos! Just wish I knew more about him
No one literally no one.
Raphael after puting literally anything in his mouth.: this is the best thing I have ever eaten..
Ikr
yo fax
“This is incredible”
I really appreciate the fact that he not only replicated the recipe but also the process to make it more real!👏👏
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@@Viralclips_._ No begger.
He shouldn't have used scissors or knife but other than that he did good
@@HarveyTalksPrison hey i watched your video. Your really honest i respect you
@@AKtEMER Thank you so much
My brother just finished a 10 year bid last year. He earned his red seal for cooking while he was there. The man can take anything and make it into something spectacular. It's incredible how resourceful some people in prison become. For 8 years he would never eat in the cafeteria. He'd get other people to use their canteen money to buy ingredients and he would cook for them in return. The only thing that was a struggle was the lack of sugar and some fruits because inmates would make brew with them.
What did he do to end up in prison for so long
@@sosososososo123 whys ur name that lol
"i wanted this to be authentic prison food..." brand new sentence
Oxymoron.
@@stephanieeverett2238 how?
@@klarabarunovic9841 bc prison food isn’t authentic
@@stephanieeverett2238 stop ruining the joke
This was hilarious! This Man is bringing us the real struggle food recipes we never asked for but honestly, this content made my Saturday night. I'm here for this "authentic" content.🙃
Sometimes I feel like not everyone gets your jokes... I feel like one of the lucky few..... because I'm always laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
me too like the line about the this is how I get killed in prison when I present this cake had me doubled over in laughter
I was just saying that he’s pretty funny
Ikrrrr he's freaking hilarioussss
He is HILARIOUS!!! One of the few ppl that makes me LOL LITERALLY. And he’s so adorable, too. 😩
well, people have different senses of humor so- hehe-
Me just discovering Raphael's videos from a yt recommended. Now I've been binge watching all day! I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Then how he just goes right to the point not just waste our time. Love it all.
This wouldn’t be a Raphael video without him dropping stuff 🤣
I was crying up until now...but you're UA-cam notification put a tiny smile on my face, thankyou love, and I hope atleast you're having a great day. And I wish you happiness
Feel better 💜💙
Cause of sid
Be okay dear. Much love to you. ❤️❤️❤️
I hope you feel better soon! Sending you much love!
You’ve got this
his reaction to getting burnt was like a little kid kinda and its the most adorable thing ive ever seen
Wait when does he get burnt?!
@@berlinrichardson2708 9:45
The fact that he uses the same tools and most of the same ingredients just shows how much he cares about his content! Keep it up Rapha 😃 ohh and as always his reactions when the food is falling of his plate are sooo adorable and funny omg
I’ve never wanted to be someone’s friend so bad. 🤣
saaaame
Rapha, dear boy, please use a cutting board. That's so bad for your knife, table, counters, fingers, etc. I worry about you every time you pick up a knife.
I have always wondered why he never used a cutting board.
@@HarveyTalksPrison i don't 👁️👄👁️
I never use a cutting board loll and anywho hr usually does use one
i remember when you followed me on twitter like years ago and im proud to call myself an og bc youre seriously so awesome
I would definitely like to see a five star chefs take on the prison recipes. Cool idea. 💡
The bit about the shared cooking show with a Well-Known American cooking and home design personality (not naming) and that they might go way back. I expected to see many more chuckles over that. I love oblique humor
27:41 You're the only person I know who opens à snicker bar with a knife 😂🤣
I live for it it is hilarious ❤
I hate the wait for your next video, but I'm always thrilled when you post!
“nope, it’s prison” 😂😂 you never fail to crack me up
I literally laughed so hard at you're jokes and personality is just all around real and unapologetic! I love it 😂 this is why I love watching your videos, never stop making people feel good ♡
I like how you're content is very unique and super creative ❣ great work , really enjoyed this video 😄💖
I just want to say, you're an amazing soul. I hope whoever is in your life knows what a treasure you are. Oh, and hot water should take the "candy" off your card.
The timing of your fails = comedic genius 😆
I applaud that you tried with an open mind! I’ve seen these videos with prison “spreads” and I’m not sure I’d want to try any of them, but they definitely get points for creativity when they have very little to work with!
Ok but like , being completely honest , I would watch “ 24 hours in prison “ if he cooked for the most part of the video
I love that you leave in when you drop stuff. Always gives me a giggle
i honestly love your content so much, you're such a joy
I love it when I see your videos come up! This one was fun, I'd like a part 2!
Ok but that's Emergen-C?? That has so much Vit. C in it! And he's like "I really should have made more" and that's already 2000 mg! Hope he doesn't eat all of that.. smh
hahaha i was like 😖😳 when i saw that.
at home we just have one packet a day when we aren’t feeling well
the emergen c was the best part. I worry for this man sometimes
@@FriendlyAC130Online 🤣
These videos are my oxygen. I live for his accent 😍🥺
Honestly, same.
Raphael: Pronounces the word "today."
Me: My day is made!
yeah, where is he from!?
@@micky_knuckles He's from Portugal.
@@C.L.Hinton ohhhhh okay.
I'm having a physically bad day, but watching your video made me laugh and forget my pain for awhile! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I absolutely love how you're replicating prison meals with the biggest knife 🔪 😂😂
honestly raphael you are so creative! i know demographically your content is probably not my target group but i enjoy every minute of it intensely! did you like the vegan mayo? its my favorite!!!
So much shade in this vid im LIVING for it!!! Literally my favorite UA-camr
The whole creativity is more important than what you have was quite good
I literally just discovered this UA-camr and I am already in love with him and his content lol.
Was waiting for a video, so glad it popped up now 😭🎉💕
Dude your sense of humor isn’t s so dark…..and I love it🤣
"it should've been more of a rectangle than a square"
"also god making my body shape"
HEOMABSOSLNAHSKSJKL SAME
Always coming to us with the most innovative video ideas
Prison doesn’t sound too bad.. Just thought people was in there eating oatmeal and cereal 😂
I thought they only had bologna sandwiches ! 😂
I love Raphael, but was anyone else cringing when he ate off the end of the knife?
No we made some good meals. Lol but what's wrong with oatmeal? Put some peanut butter in it and you are ready to go workout .
Watch the show 90 days in. Normal people pass as inmate to see what its like inside.
People in our army eat much worse than prisoners in usa
So funny always dropping something so real love this guy thanks
I'd love a part 2. This was one of my favorite videos.
I’m having a bad day so this is my getaway, thanks for making it easier♥️
Hope things got better for you hun
@@reemelkelani2332 thank you💞💞
Raphael you are honestly hilarious, your comments have me howling 😂 loved this video 👏🏼
Using a roll on to crush them up....STANDARD MATERIALS 😅. I still use it now for my biscuit mush( 4 custard creams 2 coconut ring and a ginger nut if feeling spicy dashboard milk to mush et voila)
I really appreciate you putting time into your videos and not making it seem so rushed like others 😁😁
The Martha shade 😂😂💀
Lmfaoooo "shots fired ,but we were all thinking it "😆🤣🤣😂😂🤗💀dead
Watching your videos always makes my mood better.. Your energy is everything!! 🖤
We are just here for you and all your awesome amazing content. You're so talented. All my love from Michigan ❤️
In America we donnot have digestive cookies. My EX was British & he said the closest thing in the states is Graham crackers.Not sure why they are called "digestive cookies."
💯 I love Graham crackers.
Your videos are so good i don't even notice 30 minutes has passed by
Love it! Still glad you are posting more!!!
Always find it great spending time watching your videos 😊👍 this edition was super interesting 😁
Our boy is back with another long video! Thanks Raphael❤️
Love this video!! It was really entertainting and fun and i love that he did that with full respect to the recipies and real excitment
Would love a part 2 and I love your shirt, my son wants it so badly ;)
TIL prisoners are creative, and Tesco's own brand "Ms Molly" products are basically prison quality.
Ms molly chocolate bars are amazing though
@@tinkerbellaella6464 I actually like them lmao
@@tinkerbellaella6464 I've never tried them 👁️👄👁️
LOVE YOU RAPHAEL ❤
STAY BLESSED!!
I LOVE YOUR FOOD VIDEOS 🌸
Love the vids and congrants on 2 mil
It's sooo weird to hear him saying "Basmati" 😆😂 Yeah it is Basmati rice and btw basmati in Arabic means "My smile" 🥰
Cool kettle. It reminds me of either C-3PO or Tik-Tok from Return to Oz.
This is how I start my day watching Raphael make prison spreads ❤️😂
Emergen-c is an effervescent/fizzy drink. So thats why it bubbled up.
This is the content im living for lol thumbs up
imagine back from school and raph upload a new video LIFE IS SO FUN
you don't need to worry about the boiled water melting the plastic because plastic melts at around 200c, while water boils at 100c. if it's hard plastic, it might get softened and reshaped, but it should be fine
I love ur videos, ur ideas are so coo👍👍 keep doing the good work😍😍
I love this! Part 2 please!
I was kind of having a bad day but you made it better by posting your video
He's just getting prepared when the copyright claims roll in
Really great video! Keep up the great work!!! X
Actually Prison is like being a child except that you´re locked in a tiny Room for most of it. But the emotions behind it resemble it pretty much, someone else decides what you eat, when you eat and what you can get from the outside World. And you always have someone walking with you through the prison.
Raphael always makes my day better!
I have been obsessed with you since you started. Just about. And I’ll never stop. 🤣💙
🤣🤣 shots fired! 🔥🔥🔥 And connected! Lol love it view Raph! So real... ♥️
Thankyou for NO annoying intros ‼️
I love you and your content, I always get so happy when you post, you're my comfort youtuber Rapha🥰
I was like :"noooooooooooo don't eat from the knife!! you'll get hurt sweetness!!!"
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT..
I'm shook that i'm here for four years... Oh My Goodness..
ALSO...I love how your table gets messier and messier wth each round..
And we all new you were gonna drop someting...so don't feel bad about it my love, this was perfection!!!
Glad to see you post
The koolaid packet has no sugar in it btw, it's the creamer that's making the candy, the drink mix is just for flavor & bulk...
Loved this video plz do a part 2 so funny lol
Yesssssss so excited for a new video!
I mean, the base of that cheesecake with the crushed biscuits and butter it's an actual recipe 😂. I used to do it in the past as well. The mixing is a struggle but the results are amazing.
Another banger of a video rapha ❤️
Strange idea, perfect execution. Just another video from Raphael. I don’t often comment but just thought I’d say this was a really cool video!
Loved this video. So much fun.
Next video idea Gourmet Prison meals! Or like a 5 course Prison meal!! I love that you’re doing longer videos, your content is why I pay for the premium 💜
Yesss been waiting literly checked ur page 1 hour ago 🤭😋😋😋
Love your videos, watching from NYC.
I'd definitely watch the prison birthday cake from a 5 stars bakery. I really wonder what they would do lol.
I love the "keeping the jail vibe" thing and the eating off of that huge knife lol this is amazing. I really need to see more of these recipes.
Context for anyone who wants it, food in US prisons (idk how it is in other countries) is split into two categories:
1. The food they give you by default, it's the bare minimum to keep you alive and a lot of prisons get the food in a box that's labelled "not for human consumption", especially the meat. There's a whole bunch of shit.
2. Food you pay for, which is junk food, chips, ramen, cheese sauce, all that shit.
But yeah, from someone who is subpoverty, when you're working with a limited resources, you do get very creative with food. You just throw shit together because if it doesn't work, it's still better than the alternative.
I absolutely love the Splash Mountain shirt!!! Where did you get it?!?!
I love your personality sooo much 😂❤️❤️
Honestly, Raphael is such a mood lmao
You should look up Jessica Kent she was in prison and makes videos of recipes she made in prison.