in this video a 38 year old mentally ill man dresses up like a 13 year old child and then proceeds to walk around a convenience store babbling complete nonsense and buying sweets, the invalid is accompanied by his carer who is recording the entire event so that it can be viewed at a later date. The footage will be kept on file and used to determine if the mentally ill man is stable enough to be released into community, this will of course be decided by a panel of mental health experts.
''iv been coming to this shop for 20 years'' and he got mugged off by the security guy.. he shouldve said to him iv been coming here for 20 years ya mug show some respect
Lordie, check on your camera by the lense it should have a switch that says "AF-MF" switch it too "MF" and you'll find focusing alot easier and wont here as much through the camera
Low the comments this is one of the funnier episodes. Discarda is funny as. That bit where he goes over the 5er and the music is playing while i explains what's cracking to the shop keep is hilarious
whats with all the hate! discarda is a legend you obviously haven't been to a grime rave where he has the place going mental and hes been doin this from day
'kin ell. All Seasons man. The years I spent shoppin there. Literally the only corner shop like that between Limehouse an Westferry. Stank like shit in the Summer.
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Bigs up the shop, walks in and bossman gave him pure oxygen loool
GGhost Beats lool
Hes got a box of crayons, a yo yo , a piece of string and a brett the hit man heart figurine in his back pack
Funny as fuck... W
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Big"s Up the Shop bare at the start then walks in and gets PARRED haha😂
swear boss was like not dis bellend again
dimzys eyebrows 😂
dimzys eyebrows what a luvly pair of brows you have 😱😉🙄😁
Discarda's back!!
The David Brent of grime
😂😂😂😂
the real life mc grindah
johnjambo1 inside !!
@@Jamie-dw2jj bullet bullet!!!
That hang time was mad peak smh
Hahahaha
Joshkos
haha owned
After saying "a million percent for chewits" then a second later "it might be air for chewits" I'm dead
"been coming to this shop for 20 years" has no idea where anything is
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The way he bopped in like he was royalty and got full on fobbed off hahahahaha
Wtf? If man left me hanging like that I would've walked out and gone different shop. Allow giving them your money.
GrimeGenie so cos someone who doesn't know you, doesn't wan't to touch you, you'd cry and go to another shop? That's some gay insecure stuff my guy.
@@descartesthe4ourth605 you jus replied to a 4yr old comment
Coronavirus bro
@@darotm7628 😂😂😂 literally got everyone raging cuz the gov fucking society in front of our eyes
@@scottdrainnn badman gonna take out boris with his scooter?
I come back here every six months or so just for a laugh. 😅
Snap! Here for my bi-annual viewing.
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@@JustSam_96 Cheers brother here I am again it's time lmao 😅
@@Camberwell86 same
Oi its how he bigged up the shop like he was gonna get a holla when he strolled in, instead he got mad hang time
in this video
a 38 year old mentally ill man dresses up like a 13 year old child and then proceeds to walk around a convenience store babbling complete nonsense and buying sweets, the invalid is accompanied by his carer who is recording the entire event so that it can be viewed at a later date. The footage will be kept on file and used to determine if the mentally ill man is stable enough to be released into community, this will of course be decided by a panel of mental health experts.
+rodmcfly1 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i feel you
***** I agree, without this wally there would be no one to laugh at.
***** What a lame comeback.
+rodmcfly1
talkin waffles m8
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The walking talking pork scratching
LirquLTxnk course that's him!
I respect the overlord profile picture
how my g gonna big up the shop and get pure oxygen loooooooool
“They’re shotting shoelaces” guy is funny 😂 the David Brent of grime
Dis guy walked in da shop for da first time about regular.
This has to be the most entertaining episode yet
nah Big H's one was funnier still
Mr Patel gave him air pieee
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I am pretty sure that tropical drink contains mango lool peak guy
you got any quavers gaffa?
looool
Sox 😂
Quavaz gaffa
How long did it take discarda to pick that out? It was light when they went in and dark when they came out loool
' you shouldn't be picking things up you ain't got the money for, ain't that right discarda'
haha
His local shop 😂that guy gave him the maddest decline
Kurupt FM surely got their act from Discarda...Always come back to this episode, top 5 episode for sure.
That music when he's got to put something back lmaoo
''iv been coming to this shop for 20 years'' and he got mugged off by the security guy.. he shouldve said to him iv been coming here for 20 years ya mug show some respect
Lordie forever keeping his autofocus on his 18-55mm lens
Lordie, check on your camera by the lense it should have a switch that says "AF-MF" switch it too "MF" and you'll find focusing alot easier and wont here as much through the camera
This is the funniest one, Discarda is actually so jokes
One of the most jokes ones... but the munch was terrible.
Get Danny Graft to do a five pound munch lol
Best one yet
Do one gooch
hhahahahahhahaa
Joshkos
as if I have bumped into you man randomly here...
LOOOL that music at the end doe walk of shame peak times for discarda
Man fully copped that gummy pizza at 4:10 😂
Low the comments this is one of the funnier episodes. Discarda is funny as. That bit where he goes over the 5er and the music is playing while i explains what's cracking to the shop keep is hilarious
J gangs is the funniest £5 munch
This is the best five pound munch ever, hands down
that toffee crisp comment had me dead ahahahahahahahaha
You know this is old when ya getting 20 p space raiders.
😂 😂 😂 None of the boss men knew him
Bossman like... oh ffs not this melt again
Discarda having to put shit back. The irony!
This was the best one yet.
WHAT! Mango is disgusting??
Its not for me bruff... Not for me man, APPLE!!! ENGLISH!!
This is not something you should watch whilst fasting lol
got respect for discarda after this, nice to see a real commentary
Says he doesn’t like Mango and gets tropical juice
DISCARDAS MY GUY BUT HOW DID HE GET LEFT HANGING IN HIS LOCAL SHOP?😂
Lmao this is probably one of the funniest five pound munches ever
too much sweets but this was one of the most entertaining easy. such a good series lordie and theres so many more to do it
I reckon Discarda puts that accent on.
I reckon your nan is a scruff
Big up grime report always for getting phil Mitchell on hear quality lads
"I been coming this shop 20 years" bossman still dk him
Describes gummy pizza as nightmare on elm Street
LOOOOL he don't know no one
7:50 i thought that guy was ready to start swinging
How do they not know about the gummy pizza??
"you'll have toffee crisp on the end of your teeth"😂😂
How old is discarda ? I swear he's pushing late 30's?
Mans like 28😂😂😂
JMK134 "wot do u call it" documentary was shot in 2002 and he was 16 then, so he is 28 LOL
We enjoyed the video, just having a civil discussion. Calm down please :)
He's 28 going on 12 lol
UKGRIMEdotTV He's actually late 20's and we care because he acts childlike.
this guy is a joker 'shottin shoe laces' hahaha legend
is that his link at the end haha
Don’t like mangoes but gets tropical juice with mangoes in !!
whats with all the hate! discarda is a legend you obviously haven't been to a grime rave where he has the place going mental and hes been doin this from day
5yrs on he's still a wet yute
😂😂😂 man said toffie crisp on your teef
Discarda - JSA Munch, You've just fed him for the night lordy. good lad
ghetts for the 5 pound much g
A man said toffee crisp hahaha that bit got me
Lol Lordie is too funny with the walk of shame music.
That folex flexing on his wrist 🤣
Bruv when they went in it's daytime. by the time mans done bugging up the malted wheatt its pitch black
Toffee crisp on the end of your teeth you know XD
Most of the shop owners in these Five pound much challenges don't even seem to know them.
Hahaha shop keepers face at the end!!!
GET LORDIE ON ONE FAM
Is that a favorite chicken hat?
bmwjarvo omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shottin shoelaces yano 🤣🤣
Why does the camera sound like RC from toy story?
You need to get Logan on the five pound munch!
He got left hanging fully hahahahhaha
Lorde do your own £5 munch
why the fuck does lorides camera sound like hes windin it up when he zooms in and out
camera zoom sounds like lordies laugh.
when ricky gervais watches brotherhood for the first time
"Why do gingers always smell like piss and biscuits"
Getting his malted milks fam
Just buy a 6 inch subway and a drink for £3 then grab some shit with the £2 left over
why has he got a primark bakpack?!?!!??
Swear he never been in that shop before hahah
That shop is live, bare hench
Them jaw breakers are fuckery bruv... wow
Discarda got that posh sound twice ya kno.
There shottin shocelaces in ere haha
He killed the 5 pound munch.. Pure goodies bruv
This guy is the best guy
"This shop sells anything. Look, they even shot shoe laces in here" 😂😂😂
Rah them teeth at the end... don't do drugs kids.
This vid is pure jokes man respect
'kin ell. All Seasons man. The years I spent shoppin there. Literally the only corner shop like that between Limehouse an Westferry. Stank like shit in the Summer.
Mac miller back from the dead paying his 5 pound munch lol
Everything is "the one" with this guy