Sh*t People Say to Bartenders

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  • @serialclone
    @serialclone 10 років тому +613

    I'd be a convicted murderer if I had to put up with this every day.
    Please take care of your bartenders.

    • @fred8453
      @fred8453 9 років тому

      serialclone hahaha

    • @Giyvin
      @Giyvin 9 років тому +16

      serialclone This video only touches the surface lol

    • @erhantufekcoglu3193
      @erhantufekcoglu3193 9 років тому +7

      Thank you. God bless customers who doesnt douchbag.

    • @Julie-jq1sy
      @Julie-jq1sy 7 років тому +6

      If a person knows they aren't much of a people person and doesn't deal with questions well, or even small talk, then Bartending probably isn't the suitable job for that person.

    • @kezothehappylurker787
      @kezothehappylurker787 7 років тому +1

      I came down here to say that very thing...I would not last 20 minutes as I detest the general public, could not even fathom dealing with drunks for a full night!

  • @Tool4APC2012
    @Tool4APC2012 8 років тому +189

    Guest at the bar: What's the cheapest thing you have?
    Bartender: Customers.

  • @EvilMonkey7818
    @EvilMonkey7818 8 років тому +163

    "Last time I was here (8 months earlier) I had a fantastic drink. It had either vodka or bourbon in it. Maybe it was gin. Do you remember which one I'm talking about?"

  • @klabeck1097
    @klabeck1097 9 років тому +430

    Him: Sits down, orders a drink and announces, "I'm friends with the owner." Orders another drink, "Did I tell you I'm friends with the owner" Orders a third drink, "Are you SERIOUSLY going to charge me for this third drink? I TOLD you I'm friends with the owner! We're really good friends."
    Me: "Really? Because the owner of this bar is my brother and I have no idea who you are."
    Him: ....silence....
    Me: Smiles politely and charges the liar for his drink.
    True story.

    • @nalcomp
      @nalcomp 9 років тому +1

      Wouldn't work on me, I don't know all my brothers friends

    • @klabeck1097
      @klabeck1097 9 років тому +1

      Jennifer Pietrzyk We're a tight clan. I know my brothers' "really good friends " and they know mine. Yourself included, AZ J. 😉

    • @nalcomp
      @nalcomp 9 років тому

      Yeah, mine are out of state and out of country. We all left the nest area. Lol.

    • @WagnerBoy55
      @WagnerBoy55 8 років тому +1

      I hate when people do that

    • @AZSTOPKARAOKE
      @AZSTOPKARAOKE 8 років тому +3

      +K Labeck I've heard that and I say unless the owner is here and specifically rings you up himself, you're getting charged

  • @teatea6666
    @teatea6666 8 років тому +276

    I work as a bartender... Now Im anxious about going to job tommorow becouse this shit is waiting for me

    • @jessiepolana800
      @jessiepolana800 8 років тому

      Do you hate bartenders cause no one would hire you as one? Lol

    • @alsfowafafwajg
      @alsfowafafwajg 8 років тому

      I'm with you.

    • @jessiepolana800
      @jessiepolana800 8 років тому

      I think i posted my comment on the wrong one or the comment got edited lol, cuz i remember writing this to someone who was hating on us bartenders, lol, my bad.

    • @teatea6666
      @teatea6666 8 років тому

      Josie Polana dumbass deleted that comment

    • @KevinoftheCosmos
      @KevinoftheCosmos 7 років тому

      same

  • @JulesRocks
    @JulesRocks 9 років тому +447

    they should make a drink called "something good"

    • @aferguson850
      @aferguson850 9 років тому +16

      +Jules Rocks that would most likely resemble 1oz of sweet vermouth, 2 oz bourbon and a dash of bitters stirred

    • @CrimsonFox36
      @CrimsonFox36 9 років тому +23

      +Jules Rocks there is. its other name is "Jersey Turnpike". you take a shot glass, and pour the contents of the bar mats into it.

    • @CandyHam
      @CandyHam 8 років тому +1

      +Jules Rocks This would solve a lot of problems

    • @MegaLouLuo
      @MegaLouLuo 8 років тому

      +jules rocks I am on it.

    • @Grahamo98able
      @Grahamo98able 8 років тому

      +aferguson850 ah a manhatten

  • @EvilMonkey7818
    @EvilMonkey7818 8 років тому +29

    45 minutes after last call was shouted loud enough to wake the dead, all the lights are turned on and music is turned off. "Hey, can we get 2 more vodka cranberries and 4 more shots of Jager?"
    2 people walk in at 1:55am.
    Them: "Hey what time do you guys close?
    Bartender: "2 AM. Last call was 10 minutes ago, but I'll make you guys something quick."
    Them: "Ok, cool. We'll take 2 Irish Coffees and 3 Grey Goose Martinis for our friends who will be here in 10 minutes."

  • @hansonbrother1
    @hansonbrother1 11 років тому +76

    Girl- "We come in here all the time"
    Me- "I've never seen you"
    Girl- "Well... it must be when you're not working"
    Me- "I work 6 days a week...."

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 11 років тому +9

      If there _is_ a Hell, I hope there's a special layer of Hell for the pricks who try to coast through life by scamming customer service folks like that.
      Random Scumbag Customer: "I want some free firewood! I know the owner, and he said I could get some!"
      Me: "I know the owner too. What's his name?"
      RSC: "Uhh...Dave?"
      Me: "Dave _what?_ "
      RSC: "Dave...Smith?"
      Me: "Wrong on both counts. Get out."
      ...and if our owner happened to be a woman, I could zap them on _three_ counts. I despise scammers _so_ very much....

    • @jmwilson1987
      @jmwilson1987 3 роки тому +1

      Lol this is my job..I bartend 6 nights a week.. If I don't know ya, you're not a regular

  • @antygoneer4540
    @antygoneer4540 8 років тому +79

    "What do you have to drink?"
    You're literally standing in front of a full bar.

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 8 років тому +9

      I get the same thing only "what do you have to eat"
      uhh...How about you look at the fucking menu in front of your pie hole.

    • @brianezell5790
      @brianezell5790 7 років тому +1

      Antygonee R , this always cracks me up especially at a bar that is deep in liquor. The better question is "what do we not have to drink?"

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 7 років тому +2

      I have only been to a bar once and I didn't drink, only played some pool. The only real mixed drink I've had besides liquor and soda is a mojito and I think a margarita. If I went to a bar I'd probably ask what their popular sweet drinks were to get an idea of what to get. I don't want to come off as obnoxious, though..

  • @PostIronicState
    @PostIronicState 8 років тому +82

    "There's too much vermouth in this"
    BITCH I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE VERMOUTH LET ALONE PUT IT IN YOUR DRINK.

    • @ChrisK8339
      @ChrisK8339 8 років тому +4

      Wow, other people feel this pain. I thought i was the only one

  • @jamiebarnes8097
    @jamiebarnes8097 9 років тому +80

    I've been a bartender for five years and half the stuff never bothered me.
    The only issue I had was with cheap people (give me free stuff!!!!!) And the rude ones (can I like, have my drink now???)

  • @montecarlo4294
    @montecarlo4294 8 років тому +160

    "What's your real job?" I HATE that fucking question, and I have never been a bartender. Why do people assume that what you do is not your "real" job?

    • @andrewbudd8609
      @andrewbudd8609 8 років тому +7

      Because the oafish patrons don't respect the profession.

    • @the80386
      @the80386 8 років тому

      because most actually do have it as a side job

    • @Mixesoo
      @Mixesoo 8 років тому +5

      When i ll ever get asked about that question i ll go over to the corner and cry with my monthly tips especialy when i ll be thinking that i dont ever but EVERRRRR have to touch my bank account for money...

    • @poki7179
      @poki7179 8 років тому +13

      right!!!! im a dancer and we get asked most of these questions too. whenever they ask me what's my real job I go, bitch I get paid more than you!

    • @davebitters6505
      @davebitters6505 8 років тому

      I'd guess you work at a college type bar or sports bar instead where grown patron. i don't mean to brag but i work at an Elks club all customers are IBM or Lockheed Martin ... i feel for ya. just tell em to piss off. when i was younger and got ass clowns like this video i just look at them and don't say anything so they can reflect on what they just said.

  • @walkerboh5701
    @walkerboh5701 7 років тому +12

    It's just unbelievably amazing at how such a high percentage of the average human can be so non empathetic , selfish, rude, cheap, and just an overall, horrible individual on a regular basis. That being said, the bar guests that stand out and show the best of humanity, is what makes bartending so interesting and special . They give me hope :)

  • @zacht444
    @zacht444 8 років тому +96

    "Grey goose and vodka" if I had a nickel...

    • @HounganJuJu
      @HounganJuJu 7 років тому +5

      James Jendrusina
      For EVERY FUCKING TIME I HEARD THAT!

    • @brianezell5790
      @brianezell5790 7 років тому

      NOT ME , this one kills me. Don't you want to scream, Grey Goose IS vodka!!!

    • @digitalaether
      @digitalaether 6 років тому

      People really ask this? That one is the one that really got me from all of these...lol

    • @ltraina3353
      @ltraina3353 5 років тому

      That one killed me! My first instinct is to be a total prick, but I usually just play along, like “how would you like that...on the rocks? Up?”
      My other fave is “I want a Bloody Mary, with grey goose (or Tito’s, etc).
      Or “I want a patron margarita, blended...”.

  • @KeiDollarSignHa
    @KeiDollarSignHa 8 років тому +89

    "Make it extra strong"
    "What's good?"
    "Give me the manliest drink you have"
    "Is your tequila 100% agave?"

    • @Dummi42
      @Dummi42 8 років тому +2

      +Devyn Kumar No it's not. If it did, humanity would have gone extinct a long ago.
      Every good Margarita is made with 100% Agave tequila

    • @devynkumar1997
      @devynkumar1997 8 років тому

      Dummi42 watch a video by tipsy bartender... 100% agave is lethal

    • @Dummi42
      @Dummi42 8 років тому +21

      +Devyn Kumar
      1. Let me guess. You don't know what agave is?
      2. Tipsy Bartender makes colourful drinks with girls that don't even know how to use a shaker, you don't want to hear his advice.
      3. I was looking for that video, I didn't find anything.
      4. Let me tell you something about tequila. It's an alcohlic beverage made primarily from the sugar of the blue agave plant. The amount of blue agave has to be at least 51%. Due to the price of agave most producers use as little agave as possible and mix it with different sugar (mixto tequila) which makes it taste different. Because of that, obviously, the more blue agave sugar is used in a tequila, the better the quality of the tequila. Therefore, tequila that is made only by sugar from the blue agave plant (100% agave) is the best quality tequila you can get. It's not lethal, it's just sugar.

    • @kristyhughes3146
      @kristyhughes3146 8 років тому +1

      Now I'm looking up what's in tequila (because I thought it was always 100% agave...

    • @BluePi1313
      @BluePi1313 7 років тому +14

      you use agave to make tequila, but if it is 100% agave that means it's just a fucking plant.

  • @Desertvibes234
    @Desertvibes234 8 років тому +34

    Sometimes I don't mind the " what do you like ? "
    Or make me something special If the bar isn't busy , but on a Saturday night when I'm 10 orders deep i don't have time to make stuff up know what you want !

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 8 років тому +4

      I was kidding around told a guy I like Dom Perignon .
      I was like "I'm just messing with you " , He said Yeah but I still want a bottle.

    • @CooleysHeart
      @CooleysHeart 5 років тому

      Until u make what u like and they hate it

    • @maiomonster
      @maiomonster 3 роки тому

      Don't know what you want: here's a rumrunner. Something special: here's a rumrunner.

  • @BFlyyy
    @BFlyyy 11 років тому +39

    3:06 "I need a manly glass bro!"
    XD cracking my ass up!! hahaha.. this is truee!!

    • @likeorasgod
      @likeorasgod 10 років тому

      I done this when they had ladies night at the bar I go to and hand drink specials. I was like, "Uh can I have a lemon drop, but in a manly glass."

    • @BFlyyy
      @BFlyyy 10 років тому

      HAHA lmao I can imagine!

    • @mites7
      @mites7 10 років тому +4

      I shamlessly use martini glasses. Who cares.

    • @cervantesdragon
      @cervantesdragon 10 років тому +1

      Michael Carter just say "rocks"

    • @oldDan-l1c
      @oldDan-l1c 7 років тому

      dudes don't wanna tell you bc you look cute in ur pic but you fucked up that time stamp

  • @pattyaguiar6457
    @pattyaguiar6457 8 років тому +23

    "what's cheap" that's me, every time

  • @BreAnnaTeschendorf
    @BreAnnaTeschendorf 8 років тому +2

    "What is in this drink" "That drink has Hendricks gin, so we add cucumber and cucumber syrup to it. It also has elderflower syrup." "Okay. I will take it." "How is your drink?" "It takes like cucumbers! Yuck!"

  • @RedmondsVideos
    @RedmondsVideos 11 років тому +8

    "It's her birthday give us free shots".... never have I heard this line so much in work.....all the time this is said to me

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 10 років тому +9

    Also, I actually find it flattering when people take a photo of a drink I serve them. It shows they liked the presentation :D

  • @jenniferfaber9871
    @jenniferfaber9871 10 років тому +3

    Going on 17 years bartending and this video is so fn hilarious! And so true.Thanks for sharing! Love it!

  • @Ms.Bfd_ascmg
    @Ms.Bfd_ascmg 8 років тому +37

    I've been bartending for 4 months now and well... this is shit is freakin hilarious!!

  • @PJ-Slots-Entertainment
    @PJ-Slots-Entertainment Рік тому +1

    Just browsing through and came across this. LOL love it. Slow day at work. Cheers!

  • @mattbellamymate
    @mattbellamymate 11 років тому +10

    One of the worst for me is "Surprise me!" *hands over random shot* "Oh, I don't like those"
    WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

  • @EvilMonkey7818
    @EvilMonkey7818 8 років тому +28

    Them: what's your WiFi password?
    Us: there isn't one. You just click on Guest and you'll be connected.
    Them, 5 minutes later: hey man, you guys must have changed your WiFi password. I can't get on.

    • @skorpyo331
      @skorpyo331 8 років тому

      Omg, yep

    • @amyrider8123
      @amyrider8123 8 років тому +2

      Our wifi password changes every week because we're snug between some hotels, and we change it to the name of a game every time (easier for people to remember). Best one...group of yuppies came in after church on Sunday. "What's your wifi password?" "HOUSEOFTHEDEAD. All caps. No spaces. :D"

    • @Theonecn693
      @Theonecn693 8 років тому +4

      The wifi password at my bar is "twatwaffle." And before you ask, a guy did not come up with it. It was the 2 women that own the place. Lol. The worst is when an elderly woman comes in and asks for the password. I will either tell them to go ask the owner for it and if she isn't around I'll just grab their phone and enter it myself. Lol.

    • @raymondvalentine1140
      @raymondvalentine1140 7 років тому

      EvilMonkey7818 lmao haahhaha

  • @coolchickalive
    @coolchickalive 12 років тому +5

    I'm a bartender, and this is actually pretty true to life. I've heard just about every one of these lines while bartending. This is great! Well done and hilarious!

  • @megan5495
    @megan5495 9 років тому +93

    Not all of this is terrible.
    As a bartender, I still like to go to bars and ask them to make me something they really like or recommend something. I also don't care when customers ask for specifics (a mojito with no sugar), if they ask for the cheapest drinks or even say that they don't like their cocktail. Some people don't know the specifics of a bar and may ask questions that seem obvious to you or do something stupid, but on the other side of the bar they are confused and lost.
    tl;dr if you hate everything customers say then you shouldn't work in the hospitality industry.

    • @ryacus
      @ryacus 9 років тому +2

      +Megan Pinch I don't see the problem with asking for the cheapest it's my money and the bartender usually gets more tips if I can afford more drinks, would they rather someone drink 1 expensive drink and get 1 tip?

    • @megan5495
      @megan5495 9 років тому

      +ryacus I agree. Some bartenders are themselves self-entitled. Bartending is an art but drinking is also fun - people sometimes forget the latter.

    • @ryacus
      @ryacus 9 років тому

      Megan Pinch
      Luckily I've never ran into any of these self-entitled bartenders in person I have a sneaking suspicion they don't last too long or these people are exaggerating what they do and say in person in an online setting.

    • @megan5495
      @megan5495 9 років тому

      +ryacus 90% of people I've worked with complain about everything in this video. And there are so many videos just like it.

    • @ryacus
      @ryacus 9 років тому

      Megan Pinch
      I doubt they would say it to a customers face though.

  • @BartendingschoolToday
    @BartendingschoolToday 10 років тому +2

    So true! "I don't know. Surprise me!" lol

  • @kendrakrause8512
    @kendrakrause8512 Рік тому +1

    This... is the best and most realistic video on what is like to be a bartender. I have experienced customers do every single one of these things and many on a nightly bases. Bravo to the fun souls who put this together! Dig it.

  • @rayannaandrade7418
    @rayannaandrade7418 11 років тому +17

    they forgot- "this drink is really weak could you put a little more?" " how much does that cost" " could you top off my wine a little more please?" or "I'm designated driver. most places give outfree soda"

  • @paulapaularaejohnson
    @paulapaularaejohnson 10 років тому +20

    Can I get a grey goose and vodka please??

  • @irlrosie
    @irlrosie 11 років тому +8

    wait... that one guy looks like a weird version of
    Ryan Gosling HAHAHA

  • @henryfreundt9197
    @henryfreundt9197 Рік тому +1

    One I got the: do you know who my father is?
    Me: why your mother didn't tell you? 😂
    Totally worth it 🤣

  • @carlswanson8041
    @carlswanson8041 Рік тому +1

    As one who formerly owned a bar this is very accurate but not even close to what the bad nights were like.

  • @26095
    @26095 12 років тому +4

    Every single word of this is true. Every. Single. Word.
    And yet, here I am, starting my 35th year of bartending. What is wrong with me? I reckon there is still enough joy in this profession to keep me from ever using those degrees... and it's videos like this one that just add to that joy!

  • @SurachedNaklumpar
    @SurachedNaklumpar 7 років тому +7

    I am a bartender and a bar manager... this shit is real! give me a good laugh though.
    just respect your bartender... and we will respect you. 😉

  • @WhiteBoyMikey21
    @WhiteBoyMikey21 11 років тому +86

    Drunk chicks are worst ^^

    • @bsmh_2869
      @bsmh_2869 6 років тому

      Mikey Finggaz you have 69 likes lol

    • @hampushaglund7831
      @hampushaglund7831 6 років тому

      Drunk chicks are sluts. I love it

  • @jeremikoecki2722
    @jeremikoecki2722 6 років тому +1

    I am bartender for 7 years, and every single weekend, sometimes every single day I meet one of those person. In my country (Poland) the buggest problem are people who do not understand that you are closing bar after fucking 12-15 (sometimes 17) hours and you want go to sleep.

  • @MsMisfits
    @MsMisfits 10 років тому +34

    Hahaha I've been guilty of asking for fun drinks, giving them a recipe for a drink I liked at a different place (a super intricate one with fruit purees and shit) and asking him to put my bag in the safe. I also tip really fucking well but I wouldn't be surprised if they made fun of me. I would make fun of me if I were them lol

    • @MsMisfits
      @MsMisfits 10 років тому +1

      For the record, I knew the bartender, and he offered (probably because he's paid for it) but I definitely encouraged it lol These weren't all in one sitting either. I'm just a douche :P

    • @Adrien13Sanctioned
      @Adrien13Sanctioned 10 років тому +1

      Aslong as you pay great tips and don't be too unreasonable, at the end of the day we don't care, :3

    • @chobannn
      @chobannn 9 років тому

      Adrien Mc, gormic strongly agree :-)

    • @przacprincess
      @przacprincess 9 років тому

      +Miss Misfits I love when customers give me a challenging drink. It gives me something fun to do.

  • @PremiumFuelOnly
    @PremiumFuelOnly 10 років тому +24

    "I write for yelp" lol

  • @soignekyle
    @soignekyle 5 років тому +3

    It's amazing that 7 years later, this is still 100% accurate.

  • @BrokenShadows
    @BrokenShadows 10 років тому +29

    To the bartenders out there agonizing about cutomers tendency to ask for "Fun, suprising, weird, exotic or colorful" drinks, just keep one in your mind and make it every time somene asks to be surprised. It's really not that difficult. And when they ask for a recommendation or something YOU like, just make something you actually like. You don't have to walk them through the menu. They asked for something new and something they hadn't tried before and you gave it to them. They can't complain if they don't like it. It's the risk you take when you order like that.

    • @tombocombo7
      @tombocombo7 10 років тому +7

      isn't that simple Thomas, because the people that ask this question are the ones who like super sugary nasty vodka drinks, and i like whiskey drinks. Then if i made them what they "asked" for they would send it back 90%+ of the time. I guess in the end they'd stop asking the question though...lol

    • @tombocombo7
      @tombocombo7 10 років тому

      Your last comment, people Do complain and send the drinks back and working at a restaurant bar, i have to oblige.

    • @tombocombo7
      @tombocombo7 10 років тому +1

      Thomas Olsen i didn't say whiskey straight, there are drinks such as old fashions, sazeracs, manhattans, whiskey sours etc that use whiskey as the base. Well I learned early on to reply to the "make me something good" or "your choice" with a conversation, because 19/20 times they Are picky and not as adventurous as myself. Lol but No worries, man thats what happens when you deal with the general public on a very frequent level.

    • @adambak7512
      @adambak7512 9 років тому +7

      Try to pull that shit off in London. They'll be like "i don't like it - can i have another one?". You know you're wasting your stock, you're trying to refuse and make them pay, since they didn't specify in the first place what they want, but in fucking London "customer is always right". There comes the magic spell "i want to talk to a manager then", that solves everything. Manager comes and obviously allows given cunt to have another cocktail, usually free of charge as he shit his pants about online complaint. In the end of the month, after countless remakes for those pisstakers you get the speech from the same manager about low margins and that you have to stop overpouring. Been to States - people are much more polite in the bars. Brits, especially Londoners are bitches to work with. They just learned that a complaint, even totally pointless and made up - works. Especially in big chain venues. Let alone they don't understand the idea of tipping. Especially young brits and ghetto from the outskirts - they'll wait for 5p change after paying 49.95 bill on a saturday night with bar being 2 deep, after getting perfect service with a free drink, hat you poured accidentally a minute before.

  • @henryfreundt9197
    @henryfreundt9197 Рік тому +1

    I've been a bartender for almost 10 years, this is accurate 😅😂

  • @SomeRandomIrishGuy
    @SomeRandomIrishGuy 9 років тому +35

    ive been a bartender now bar manager for over 15 years and yes EVERYTHING U SEE is 100% accurate when ur on the working side u see all when ur a customer u dont realise how rude or arrogent u actually are

    • @ryacus
      @ryacus 9 років тому

      +Mark Foster Explain how asking for the cheapest is a bad thing? It nets you more money in the long run, studies show if you point them an expensive drink they will drink less and tip less.

    • @SeptemusHeap
      @SeptemusHeap 9 років тому

      +ryacus Comments above

    • @ryacus
      @ryacus 9 років тому

      The comments above just spouted some bullshit excuses that would net them less tips, if you refuse to point me to cheaper options your tips will suffer.

    • @kieran_w98
      @kieran_w98 8 років тому

      No he's right. I'm a bartender and you can meet some real mardy twats that just give you stick no matter how hard you try to make him satisfied. every night he comes in... Atleast every night he says "this pub is Shit- the larger is shit- this place needs shutting down" I could go on...
      and then when he wants serving he stands there with his BACK TO THE FUCKING BAR AND EXPECTS YOU TO KNOW WHEN HE WANTS A FUCKING DRINK THEN FRIGIN MOANS WHEN YOU DON'T REALISE.

    • @ryacus
      @ryacus 8 років тому

      Kieran_W
      Do you think it's right to refuse to tell someone the specials? Because apparently numerous bartenders commenting here do.

  • @Lucideyes89
    @Lucideyes89 8 років тому +8

    "Okay can you make a korbel and coke, brandy press, something fruity, 3 bud lights... no make that 4 bud lights. Hey Shelly what do you want again? Scratch that, 5 bud lights."
    "Did you just fucking open 5 bottles of bud lights? I wanted drafts! Yes idiot, make 'em large! and add two more bush lights while you are there."
    "Huh? why are you asking for my name? I've been ordering all night! put it under uhh "johns" tab." "You know who he is."
    -this every fucking night

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 8 років тому

      I poured the bottles right into a mug glass , when they do that.

  • @SeanTanktop
    @SeanTanktop 11 років тому +8

    That rarely happens. And when it does, I tell them no. They are doing it to look cool, not because its necessary. If you're in good with a decent bartender, you shouldn't need to have the bottle at your disposal. The barkeep should be able to take care of you.
    Whiskey is popular now, atleast where I work. People pound shots all night until close. The only time that flies the patron is invited to stay after close, and they've proven themselves as someone who knows how to drink.

  • @marigeobrien
    @marigeobrien 8 років тому +3

    This is SUCH a good argument for doing service bar.

  • @saxyjuantv
    @saxyjuantv 7 років тому +1

    i am a bartender in A cruise Line. imagine facing different nationalities/ different languages plus this kind of sick passengers.... 😐😐😐😐.. been 3 months aboard but the stress is very high already... 6 months more!!! cheers!

  • @gezzarandom
    @gezzarandom 3 роки тому +2

    As a former bartender, I can confirm I’ve heard all of these and then some. 😂 BTW one of my favourite things to do, “What’s your cheapest drink?” Me: “This” (Hands over a glass of tap water) 😂

  • @docluv14
    @docluv14 10 років тому +10

    I can only imagine how annoying these customer get on a regular basis. Its tough being a bartender; dealing with drunk people when you're sober is the pits.

    • @Syfa
      @Syfa 10 років тому +8

      You think its rough being the bartender? try being the convenience store workers these assholes hit up before and after the bar. "I need smokes but I don't want to show my ID" "Look at me I'm so funny cause I'm drunk" "woops I vomited/pissed on your floor / in the garbage can hahahaha" "Cant I just get a handful of ice!?" "I *totally* didn't drive my drunk ass here and am not attempting to pay for fuel right now" "what do you mean I cant heat the sandwich up and eat it before its paid for?".
      That's just some of the obnoxious behaviour from drunks before drugs are mixed in... or girls get involved. I've seen people making out / having sex *in* stores, I've seen fights, I've seen all sorts of crazy stuff. Guys trying to impress girls, and girls out on a 'ladies night' are easily the worst of both groups, especially when you (god forbid) tell them no or insist on protocol.

  • @inkey2
    @inkey2 7 років тому +3

    I never understood the attraction of drinking in a bar. I can buy a large bottle of "Old Crow", stay at home , lounge on the couch, watch Jersey Shore and get blind drunk for ten bucks and nobody is going to tell me...."hey buddy, it's time to go home"

    • @EyeCandyAthlete
      @EyeCandyAthlete 7 років тому

      Your problem inkey2 is exercise. Too much exercise.

  • @thomasrainbow
    @thomasrainbow 11 років тому +13

    If I was a bartender I'd probably hate people more than I already do. :)

  • @LordKhyron
    @LordKhyron 10 років тому

    This brought back a lot of memories... and every.. single... one of those was said to me during my bartending years. hahahaha Well done!

  • @footfighter87
    @footfighter87 9 років тому +1

    Hats off to all those that have to endure this on the job. It looks absolutely maddening.

  • @ernestward9799
    @ernestward9799 10 років тому +14

    The reason why some of these things are annoying is because the bar is usually crazy busy when customers begin to act like this. The people who are commenting on here that think this video is stupid are obviously people who have never worked in the service industry and that is ok. I don't expect anyone to understand these annoyances as one would have to experience them to fully to really comprehend this craziness. Oh, most bartenders and servers only make $2.13 an hour. Just saying.

    • @lazycouch1
      @lazycouch1 10 років тому

      Get out of here with your bullshit, 2.13 an hour? I make more money sitting at home and scratching my ass.

    • @xfallenstar44x
      @xfallenstar44x 10 років тому +4

      lazycouch1 He's right. That's what their job pays them. Tips get them to minimum wage.

  • @jamesmorris9407
    @jamesmorris9407 10 років тому +3

    'dude, i spilled my drink!'- best one

  • @2HAMMERS1
    @2HAMMERS1 8 років тому +9

    Watching this video, everything in this video is 10000% true
    The only thing missing was a guy puking all over the bar.
    We once had a guy in our club that was drinking sambuca at the bar most of the night,
    Then he ordered JD.......the second the JD hit the back of his throat -
    He pukes all over the bar, we seen everything he ate that day on our bar.
    So Gross
    I made him clean his mess, then showed him the door.

  • @firojshanawaj9666
    @firojshanawaj9666 2 роки тому +1

    I am a waiter at a bar and I seriously relate people are like it my birthday, anniversary or occasion so free drink it's annoying and then people who think I own them a drink cause the spill their drink by themselves and after all that some don't even tip at all

  • @lucasfaith1959
    @lucasfaith1959 8 років тому +1

    I have work tonight and I'm already angry...this is too accurate

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 10 років тому +11

    I freaking hate the "what do your tattoos mean?" one. Well, actually, that's none of your business. But as I'm polite I don't mind explaining. The worst part is they always look like they were expecting a far more interesting story than "My friend designed it for me."

    • @clairehanrahan744
      @clairehanrahan744 10 років тому

      I hate that question, particularly since mine is personal, they usually just get a reply about what it is (since its not something people seem to be able to figure out) not what it means to me.

    • @jenniferleavitt6153
      @jenniferleavitt6153 9 років тому +3

      The very last place I would put something personal, that I didn't want people asking about, is permanently tattooed on my body in a location where everyone can see it.

    • @clairehanrahan744
      @clairehanrahan744 9 років тому +2

      You don't have to ask in the first place. It can be annoying and sometimes I don't mind answering (it can lead to some good conversations on the customers tattoos with the right person), but if I give an answer don't push it farther. Just accept the answer and let it go. But like I said, a decent number of people are not cool with it, they proceed to judge and tip less.

    • @jenniferleavitt6153
      @jenniferleavitt6153 9 років тому +5

      Must suck to be questioned and discriminated against based on your tattoos, a choice you made. I mean some people get discriminated against for things they can't control. Like their race, gender, sexuality… but they probz have it easier than you do.

    • @michaelt9737
      @michaelt9737 9 років тому +5

      Jennifer Leavitt you are belittling someone based on their experiences. Most people get tattoos for personal reasons, what other reason would there be? I would get a tattoo but I don't think I like anything enough to put something on me forever. Claire does and that's great. Your insistence to compare someone's issues with issues of others to attempt to make their issues mean less is just sad. Please, reflect on your actions and consider how you like to be treated because I doubt how you acted is how you want others to deal with you.

  • @moraigna66
    @moraigna66 10 років тому +11

    I really love to discover new things: liquors or drinks. I often find myself asking for "what they like", "surprise me" or different totally genuine questions labelled as "shit" in this video. I believe a bartender that likes his job should be happy when allowed to go creative and inform a client on what passionates him. Of course, you must tip accordingly.
    If you don't like to talk about/suggest drinks... should you bartend?

    • @Risque1989
      @Risque1989 10 років тому +10

      depends how busy it is. If someone asks me to surprise them while we're 4 deep then they're getting a glass of water. If it's deader than disco then I'll make them something that I haven't come up for a name with yet.

    • @foxyproxy123
      @foxyproxy123 9 років тому

      but we don't know what your tastes are at all. I hate beer, If I said surprise me and someone gave me a beer that they thought was really really good, doesn't matter that they think it's good, i'll hate it. There's a good chance you're gonna hate the taste / price of whatever I give you so at least make it your decision and do eenie meenie minie mo on the menu or something so i'm not responsible.

    • @moraigna66
      @moraigna66 9 років тому +1

      If someone says "surprise me" and is freaking difficult about what he likes, then he/she is an idiot. But I like almost everything and even in the case that I receive something I dislike, at least I will know that I don't like it for the future.

    • @foxyproxy123
      @foxyproxy123 9 років тому

      Well you're the one in a million. Plus our aim is to keep you happy with your drink so there's a chance of being tipped - if you hate your drink it's less likely to happen. If it's like 'can I have a beer?' 'which beer?' 'surprise me' that's at least better or like 'can i have a fruity cocktail?' but when you say surprise me for one drink out of hundreds of options and combinations...

  • @andrewlauder2777
    @andrewlauder2777 8 років тому +6

    What about "eh your making it wrong"... "Thats not got enough alcohol in it" ... "What's it like being a bartender"... "Do you make all these drinks" ... Best one which I got yesterday... "Does my friend look fat" Do I really care...?

  • @MrSnackerchip
    @MrSnackerchip 11 років тому

    I live in Sioux Falls, SD and I have heard almost every one of these lines! Well Done!

  • @theskipper1969
    @theskipper1969 11 років тому +3

    "What's good?" or "Make me something good." are my personal faves. If you're gonna walk up to a bartender and you don't know what to order (which I wouldn't recommend anyway) at least help him/her out by providing some useful info. "I usually drink gin. Make me your favorite gin drink."

  • @ashleybernard1274
    @ashleybernard1274 11 років тому +3

    In southern Louisiana they sometimes tip with a "God bless you" and a brochure from their church. SUCKS!

  • @dreja89
    @dreja89 11 років тому +5

    Guy: What's your cheapest pint?
    Me: Water.
    Guy: Ha, I like a bit of banter. Seriously, what's your cheapest pint? What can I get with like, £2.63?

    • @marshall8787
      @marshall8787 5 років тому

      "There's a gas station just down the way..."

  • @MD_Narrations
    @MD_Narrations 11 років тому +6

    BLECH! Skinny Girl. Low calorie drinks. It's like non-alcoholic beer. WHO DIED AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

  • @MrStano-jy3ts
    @MrStano-jy3ts 6 років тому +2

    Since 15 years I'm a professional bartender and yesssss, this is hilarious and TRUE !

  • @lionofjudahx
    @lionofjudahx 9 років тому +2

    The reason why many bartenders, including me, get mad about some of these questions is that they could be avoided with a little expense by the customers. I mean, is it asked to much for a grown adult to READ the drink menu and try to judge which of the drinks is suited for what you want or could taste well. It's a very basic skill, to read, comprehend and choose accordingly. It's a respect thing of some sort.
    I like getting asked questions, I really do. I see myself as a counselor, not someone who has to do decisions for you.
    When they ask, and I feel like that the customer has dealt with drinks and asks for a recommendation, I am happy to help.
    Also the bar is no 'general service station' where you can charge your phone, put your bag or get fed.

  • @MrKleenexDude
    @MrKleenexDude 9 років тому +39

    Who would've thought a service job dealing with people drinking alcohol would have you speaking with drunk people?

    • @michaelt9737
      @michaelt9737 9 років тому +4

      MrKleenexDude they aren't complaining about people saying these things as if they are surprised, they are doing it to have fun with it.

    • @ltraina3353
      @ltraina3353 5 років тому

      Something hit too close to home, mrKleenexDude?

  • @acacia102889
    @acacia102889 8 років тому +5

    "can you make me this one drink I had at this one bar" 😑

  • @cernanwinterfox85
    @cernanwinterfox85 9 років тому +8

    About half these would be legitimate gripes, the other half is shit you should be able to deal with/know as a bartender. People asking you for every variation of a "martini"? That's you're job. Asking what's good/ what you like? You should have a few ideas.

  • @Farmersfight12
    @Farmersfight12 8 років тому

    This Has to be one of my All Time Favorite vids!

  • @julianamontebello7054
    @julianamontebello7054 9 років тому

    This is absolutely hilarious and stays entertaining throughout!

  • @Hollywood1127
    @Hollywood1127 11 років тому +3

    I don't find these questions as sh*t category. What social environment would a bar be if people didn't ask these questions? We'd literally have nothing to talk about. LMAO

  • @MyNameHousefly
    @MyNameHousefly 8 років тому +4

    The tip is too real.

  • @JackHernandezGentlemanJack
    @JackHernandezGentlemanJack 10 років тому +10

    half of those are things you'd expect a person to say to a bartender

    • @Pepitobenito
      @Pepitobenito 10 років тому +7

      Only because half the population is irrational and idiotic.

    • @JackHernandezGentlemanJack
      @JackHernandezGentlemanJack 10 років тому +1

      it;s the way they're saying it rather than what they're saying tbf

    • @theStepFamm
      @theStepFamm 10 років тому

      thats what the title of the video is...... shit people say to bartenders..... what the fucks the problem ? llol

    • @JackHernandezGentlemanJack
      @JackHernandezGentlemanJack 10 років тому

      well it aint shit then if it;s expected is it

    • @JHHBeck
      @JHHBeck 9 років тому

      Jack Hernandez "It's the way they're saying it" That's just it. You're not dealing with sober, rational people at a bar. You're dealing with drunken adults acting like children while you're trying to serve dozens, occasionally hundreds, of other people waiting for a drink (many of whom are far more considerate than the exceptions in the video). In that context, half of these things shouldn't be "expected" in the slightest.

  • @kenhasibar2624
    @kenhasibar2624 Рік тому +1

    I was a bartender for 18 years before Covid. I was a liquor rep before that. This s*** is all true.
    For all you bartenders and servers out there - this one's for you:
    What's the difference between a bartender and a toilet seat?
    A toilet seat only has to put up with one asshole at a time. 🍻🖖😎💨

  • @jdsguam
    @jdsguam 7 років тому +1

    Ran a bar for a number of years and this whole clip would happen damn near every single night.

  • @wattywatties331
    @wattywatties331 8 років тому +4

    This is so true it actually fucking hurts

    • @jayta906
      @jayta906 8 років тому +1

      for real im actually annoyed now. Too much real life

  • @mattfraser9
    @mattfraser9 11 років тому +6

    That brunette is freaking beautiful!

  • @alexcherry106
    @alexcherry106 11 років тому +4

    I have only ever asked the wifi password out of all of these. I feel good about that. Except for asking Carter to surprise me, but he's a friend and knows my tastes - I wouldn't ask a stranger.

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01 10 років тому +1

      I have been known to give people a glass of water when they ask me to surprise them ;)

    • @kellypennock9144
      @kellypennock9144 10 років тому +1

      jugglerjim01 oh I like that one... LMAO will use it next time I'm asked!

    • @jugglerjim01
      @jugglerjim01 10 років тому

      Kelly Pennock It's worth doing just to see the look on their face :D

    • @okamiseven
      @okamiseven 10 років тому

      I know Carter! he's badass :-)

    • @tgime1
      @tgime1 10 років тому

      Yeah I was good until the wifi password lol.

  • @harrytasker2727
    @harrytasker2727 Рік тому +1

    Wow! EVERY SINGLE ONE! Left out the worst. Can you make it extra strong? Would you like to buy a double? I don't want to pay for it. Just make it extra strong.

  • @kernell32bcn
    @kernell32bcn 10 років тому +1

    I love this video! 17 years bartending and loving it, just don't call me "mixologist" :-)

  • @Noonerz455
    @Noonerz455 11 років тому +5

    This is so true.

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly 9 років тому +5

    I feel like a lot of these are legitimate questions but...HOLY SHIT I didn't realize what a nightmare it is to be a bartender...I was thinking of getting a job as one...hmmm....maybe fuck that

    • @tamaramason7706
      @tamaramason7706 9 років тому +1

      Most of the questions you get used to really quickly but it's the super rude things that get to me, like pushing a customer out the way when there ordering so they can tell what that want first, or when they accuse me of putting no achol in there drink. If you want to be a bartender I would say go for it but get readyfor going to bed at 4 am , people hitting on you, verbal and physical abuse, cleaning up puke, shit tips( in the UK) , rude people an just general drunken stupidity.

  • @Pingers_
    @Pingers_ 7 років тому +4

    "I'm a bartender too"

  • @MyaannLife
    @MyaannLife 11 років тому

    Wow - brings back haunting memories of my time behind the bar!!

  • @jeannedarc6121
    @jeannedarc6121 6 років тому +1

    You're looking for something without calorie in a bar😂😂

  • @noobslayer10101
    @noobslayer10101 8 років тому +3

    So fucking true. Just got off my bar shift too fuck lol

  • @03Mach1dmb
    @03Mach1dmb 9 років тому +6

    Bartenders took the job knowing this stuff goes on. If someone asked me "what's good?", I'd just make the most expensive drink..

  • @EnyaRitchie
    @EnyaRitchie 11 років тому +6

    all in one night

    • @CausticRKS
      @CausticRKS 11 років тому

      haha and it's alllll true.

  • @krey89
    @krey89 7 років тому +1

    been bartending 7 years, I heard all of these lmao

  • @sarahasseff
    @sarahasseff 7 років тому +1

    This is my life. I've worked as a bartender at a country club for 4 summers now and a college bar while in school. This was 100% accurate.

  • @thewu1313
    @thewu1313 9 років тому +5

    That's why I bartend in the Diamond Lounge.

  • @Covencraft
    @Covencraft 9 років тому +5

    Patron and Grey Goose are just names..........

    • @pvkjhilk8323
      @pvkjhilk8323 9 років тому

      +Covencraft nasty nasty nasty girl drinks. everyone taht thinks patron is good always drinks clear alcohol. yuk

    • @aferguson850
      @aferguson850 9 років тому +1

      +Covencraft I only drink the blood of vanquished enemies

  • @andrewtindell194
    @andrewtindell194 10 років тому +3

    While some of this is legitimately annoying, the majority of it is people ordering actual drinks just in an annoying tone of voice

  • @gaminggoddessaria
    @gaminggoddessaria 6 років тому +2

    I've been a bartender for 9 years and have heard almost every line in this video. Lol

  • @eileenfuentes6975
    @eileenfuentes6975 8 років тому +1

    "Can I get 3 waters?"
    ::::pours:::
    "Oh sorry one more"
    ::::makes one more::::
    "Can you refill my water but this time no ice.. Oh and hers too?"
    "Do you have a tray?"