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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 414

  • @troll4898
    @troll4898 9 днів тому +730

    Grass guy is late

    • @Bruno-G
      @Bruno-G 9 днів тому +5

      He's here

    • @NURMAGOMEDOV29l0
      @NURMAGOMEDOV29l0 9 днів тому

      Grass guy is ass and overrated

    • @schxrik75
      @schxrik75 9 днів тому +83

      I had to watch football bro🙏 gotta set priorities

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 9 днів тому +23

      @@schxrik75so you watched grass

    • @schxrik75
      @schxrik75 9 днів тому +31

      @randomuser5443 yes, but didn't touch it

  • @Uberfleet-fe9sg
    @Uberfleet-fe9sg 9 днів тому +306

    I'm a simple man. I see Malzi, I get dopamine, I click, and I become happy again.

  • @chillguynamedwan1034
    @chillguynamedwan1034 9 днів тому +63

    the round is comically slow and the enemy reaction towards it is even funnier

    • @Cerberus6644
      @Cerberus6644 9 днів тому +3

      It was nicknamed the "flying dustbin"

  • @ahmadrifqisusanto6008
    @ahmadrifqisusanto6008 9 днів тому +222

    2:03 proof that Malzi is loved by all players from everywhere

  • @Q_AS1
    @Q_AS1 9 днів тому +346

    It like sturmtiger just with British genetics

    • @feketebalint744
      @feketebalint744 9 днів тому

      Retard sturmtiger

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 9 днів тому

      So with 10 chromosomes less

    • @naja2674
      @naja2674 9 днів тому +18

      Nothing but a massive debuffs

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 9 днів тому +11

      The Sturm at its br is easier to kill. This thing is quite nasty in terms of survivability, also 30 smoke grenades...yet the weapon system is the most horrible thing I ever witnessed

    • @romanott3149
      @romanott3149 9 днів тому +2

      @@pierluigiadreani2159 both can be killed from the front with a MG by shooting the ammo

  • @cpt4tap703
    @cpt4tap703 9 днів тому +63

    Gunner fr just throwing the shell out of the tank himself💀

  • @michaelmeyer5436
    @michaelmeyer5436 9 днів тому +77

    One must imagine Great Britain players happy

  • @JohnDoe-vm5rb
    @JohnDoe-vm5rb 9 днів тому +82

    when all you have is an anti emplacement mortar, everything starts to look like sandbags.

  • @DarkSoul1992
    @DarkSoul1992 9 днів тому +14

    That T-28 lmaooo I'm so ultra dead XDDD

    • @DarkWarriorZ710
      @DarkWarriorZ710 9 днів тому +2

      That T-28 was like: "Catch me if you can." 😂

  • @Mestar1508
    @Mestar1508 9 днів тому +40

    Truely a CQC tank

    • @theturkys
      @theturkys 9 днів тому +2

      This tank gave completely new meaning to a short range.

  • @Mestar1508
    @Mestar1508 9 днів тому +117

    Now bring this Petard to top tier

    • @Krabick324
      @Krabick324 9 днів тому +1

      6.7

    • @Mestar1508
      @Mestar1508 9 днів тому +1

      @@Krabick324well anything over it's own br

    • @guvyygvuhh298
      @guvyygvuhh298 9 днів тому +2

      Imagine getting big winter poland with this. U will get that exact map as your first one if u bring it to 11.3

    • @Mestar1508
      @Mestar1508 9 днів тому +1

      @@guvyygvuhh298 you mean fields of poland?

    • @michaelbeale559
      @michaelbeale559 9 днів тому +2

      MBTs could literally dodge the round after it's fired 😂

  • @x_dzen_x3845
    @x_dzen_x3845 9 днів тому +67

    2:03 да, всё кратко и чётко)

  • @indianmetal
    @indianmetal 9 днів тому +16

    4:46 Bro was running for life 💀

    • @Kameraden-ow4jw
      @Kameraden-ow4jw 9 днів тому +2

      That was me!

    • @Saul_Tarvitz
      @Saul_Tarvitz 9 днів тому

      @@Kameraden-ow4jw ты выбрал хорошую тактику) Спасибо, такого контента ещё небыло

  • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
    @GreyWolfLeaderTW 9 днів тому +23

    So basically it's a ginormous PIAT mounted on a Churchill (and that arc on it is ridonkulous, it feels like watching an olympian do the hammer toss).

    • @michaelbeale559
      @michaelbeale559 9 днів тому +3

      It's a mortar, that's why it has such a short range.

  • @ulfhedtyrsson
    @ulfhedtyrsson 9 днів тому +9

    That is, by far, the most,
    Petarded thing, I have ever seen, in my entire life.

  • @WigglyWings
    @WigglyWings 9 днів тому +19

    That T28 at the end was like "F this, I am outta here"

    • @CHIPUZIK
      @CHIPUZIK 7 днів тому +1

      ПОЛАГАЮ, ЭКИПАЖ ПРОСТО ЕХАЛ НА ДАЧУ КОПАТЬ КАРТОШКУ И УЖЕ ПЕРЕСТАЛ ОБРАЩАТЬ ВНИМАНИЕ НА ЭТОТ ВЗРЫВНОЙ ДОЖДЬ

    • @WigglyWings
      @WigglyWings 7 днів тому

      @@CHIPUZIK Lol

  • @abdisud920
    @abdisud920 9 днів тому +13

    Ahh yes, the tank-battle equivalent of going knife only

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 9 днів тому +5

    That poor T28 just trying to avoid repair costs on a losing game

  • @jesse99martinez
    @jesse99martinez 9 днів тому +11

    That ending fucking sent me XD

  • @bobkile9734
    @bobkile9734 9 днів тому +3

    1:51 that moment when you realize Malzi turned UP the sensitivity of the range scale scroll wheel to aim faster

  • @aro2866
    @aro2866 9 днів тому +10

    This tank embodies girth over length

  • @BPKPhoenix
    @BPKPhoenix 9 днів тому +3

    "Mom! Can we get a Sturmtiger?"
    _"We have Sturmtiger at home!"_
    The Sturmtiger at home:

  • @GetSomeRKT
    @GetSomeRKT 9 днів тому +3

    From Russia with love, Malzi

  • @FoxAlpha6
    @FoxAlpha6 9 днів тому +6

    Winston Churchill when smb said "can't use fireworks as a weapon":

  • @Gachi-bass
    @Gachi-bass 9 днів тому +3

    Вперёд! Врукопашную!

  • @emar5992
    @emar5992 9 днів тому +1

    i love you malzi, you make my days happier

  • @croatchie6914
    @croatchie6914 9 днів тому +8

    You can't deny its firepower though

  • @Dondolini94
    @Dondolini94 9 днів тому +2

    This gun incarnate all the funny bonk sounds perfectly. 😵🔨

  • @schxrik75
    @schxrik75 9 днів тому +210

    Day 247 of asking Malzi to finally touch some grass
    Petard❌️
    *etard✅️

  • @NebulusDerg
    @NebulusDerg 9 днів тому +9

    Day 8 asking for a 2 hour video of epic moments

  • @TheCouchCommando
    @TheCouchCommando 9 днів тому +5

    Company Of Heroes meme vehicle now in Warthunder :D

  • @Atesz222
    @Atesz222 9 днів тому

    I love whenever Mariachi Madness starts playing

  • @bullymaguirehimself138
    @bullymaguirehimself138 9 днів тому +3

    2.7 is hell right now because of this thing

  • @miss_bec
    @miss_bec 9 днів тому +4

    It's the sturmtiger's English petarded cousin, the windcat.

  • @Mike-gc2ro
    @Mike-gc2ro 9 днів тому +1

    1:16 had me crying

  • @boblundgren1280
    @boblundgren1280 8 днів тому

    The kazoo music is the icing on the cake.

  • @CaptainKapitan
    @CaptainKapitan 9 днів тому

    Seeing the last minute of the video of an enemy trying to outrun Petards seems like a fun custom battle

  • @videosfer100
    @videosfer100 9 днів тому +1

    i thought i would never see a chase scene in war thunder but this tank seems to always surprise us

  • @trolli2872
    @trolli2872 9 днів тому +6

    petarded.

  • @rrollfr
    @rrollfr 9 днів тому +13

    Большой привет тебе! С любовью из России!
    Big greetings to you! With love from Russia

    • @yurii4318
      @yurii4318 8 днів тому

      блять еще на колени стань помолись

  • @hoang2312
    @hoang2312 7 днів тому

    You know it's bad when the commander yell target is "point blank" but you still need to measure range

  • @f2LTurboski
    @f2LTurboski 9 днів тому +1

    Bro is rangefinding 30meters away

  • @acdfg3
    @acdfg3 8 днів тому +1

    Son: I want sturmtiger
    Mom: We have sturmtiger at home
    Sturmtiger at home:

  • @gargolus.
    @gargolus. 9 днів тому +2

    at least he didn't put bushes on it. Respect

  • @Augustine400
    @Augustine400 9 днів тому +1

    Grass guy is still late.

  • @TheBuster0926
    @TheBuster0926 9 днів тому +1

    This thing was SO BROKEN in Men Of War Assault Squad 2.
    UNKILLABLE, UNAPPROACHABLE, ANTI-CLOSE-THING.
    98% of the time, it would get Tracked, then someone would spend 7+ Infantry Squads trying to blow it up with Anti Tank Gernades.
    Never worked.
    Someone was always in the Driver Seat or Turret.
    And for some reason, 88s had to get too close to Pen, but could be Penned themselves from the side by Any Given Flanker.

    • @DarkWarriorZ710
      @DarkWarriorZ710 9 днів тому

      They are also kinda broken in War Thunder. I once had them on the enemy team, all I could do with my low tier tank is destroy their barrels. 😭💀

  • @ahmetzahitdemirtas4974
    @ahmetzahitdemirtas4974 9 днів тому +1

    The melee only tank

  • @skyhunt9595
    @skyhunt9595 9 днів тому

    There's always that one churchy who had enough to unpen some enemies hard until the next day he brought the big derp gun.

  • @Mestar1508
    @Mestar1508 9 днів тому +3

    Low tier low range sturmörrser

  • @pizzaboi23yt
    @pizzaboi23yt 9 днів тому +2

    Low tier Sturm

  • @muhammadlukmanr5459
    @muhammadlukmanr5459 9 днів тому

    The "Lets settle this with sword" ahh tank

  • @AutoFish6484
    @AutoFish6484 9 днів тому

    Truly one of the tanks of all time

  • @ziepex7009
    @ziepex7009 9 днів тому

    was waiting for this

  • @moxie_ST
    @moxie_ST 9 днів тому

    Hahaha 😂😂😂😂❤
    Thanks for epic 5.45 min of laughter 🎉🎉🎉

  • @WinterTyrant
    @WinterTyrant 8 днів тому

    Malzi: I can do this without rangefinder!
    Malzi 1 sec later: Screw this, Rangefinder

  • @eee53727
    @eee53727 9 днів тому

    Certified British classic

  • @renesiegburg8955
    @renesiegburg8955 9 днів тому +2

    This tank is somehow so bad and so good at the same time.
    First melee tank

  • @Mystery69
    @Mystery69 9 днів тому

    I feel like an all Petard team vs another all Petard team would be absolutely fantastical nonsense.
    Someone make it happen

  • @lukefriesenhahn8186
    @lukefriesenhahn8186 9 днів тому

    As the T-28 literally OUTRUNS your shells. Lol 😂

  • @petylatov
    @petylatov 8 днів тому

    They did it Malzi, they implemented melee into a tank game

  • @Falloutman216
    @Falloutman216 9 днів тому

    This tank is absolutely Petarded.

  • @ZigaUlcar
    @ZigaUlcar 9 днів тому +1

    Nice

  • @lazermaniac
    @lazermaniac 9 днів тому

    Up next: an Onager with barrels of burning pitch and a team of oxen to position it - probably still outrange this hilarious thing.

  • @faiqanjum9010
    @faiqanjum9010 9 днів тому

    My grandpa operated one of these in WW2.

  • @TheBlownapart
    @TheBlownapart 9 днів тому

    Finally, melee tank

  • @jatsi96
    @jatsi96 9 днів тому

    The Churchill AVRE is a lot of fun to play (after you learn how to play it)! :D
    It's kind of like playing "Whack-A-Mole", only with tanks!! xD
    Great video, mate!

  • @Feronen
    @Feronen 8 днів тому

    It's like a zombie horde made of tanks.

  • @yarith1981
    @yarith1981 8 днів тому

    This round is so slow it looks like the gunner throwing a bowling kettle out the hatch.

  • @stephennelson4954
    @stephennelson4954 9 днів тому +1

    This tank is borderline Petarded.

  • @touchii_fishii
    @touchii_fishii 9 днів тому

    The number "1" decal usage is going to skyrocket.

  • @dartsenderAPFSDS
    @dartsenderAPFSDS 9 днів тому

    4:52 bro understood how to play against AVRE xD

  • @egor-grigoryev
    @egor-grigoryev 5 днів тому

    Тот самый момент, когда наводчик, запускающий гранаты с помощью резинки от трусов, был бы неиронично более дальнобойным средством.

  • @jamesackison3164
    @jamesackison3164 9 днів тому

    How do you get your sight to scroll like that. I've been trying to find it

  • @jxfcrbh6623
    @jxfcrbh6623 9 днів тому

    4:50 here we see the wild british petard start it’s chase. It gets help from a partner but in the end the hunt ends in a failure

  • @Vinsedesign
    @Vinsedesign 8 днів тому

    2:03 to be more correct, he said ''in short, if you are real Malzi, than big hello from Russia with love''

  • @cosmicfrog5732
    @cosmicfrog5732 8 днів тому

    That tank definetly need "\" in "Petard"

  • @abrsam7630
    @abrsam7630 9 днів тому +1

    Petard with the R

  • @MrTrool323
    @MrTrool323 9 днів тому +1

    I bet people will remake that P into R on this churchill

  • @serfozomark2389
    @serfozomark2389 8 днів тому

    This tank is petarded

  • @hahapoorguy
    @hahapoorguy 9 днів тому

    Point blank indeed

  • @jhnu17
    @jhnu17 9 днів тому +1

    2:03 поддерживаю этого парня

  • @nextoz1321
    @nextoz1321 9 днів тому

    take your time ahhhhh tank

  • @lumber_mill
    @lumber_mill 9 днів тому +3

    Зачем комментарий переводить? Итак всё понятно))
    You best

  • @ManhNguyen-yd6kz
    @ManhNguyen-yd6kz 9 днів тому +1

    So.. This tank and fv4005 are the the answer for "why british dont have aphe?"

  • @cameronolney7705
    @cameronolney7705 8 днів тому

    it looks so fun but so frustrating

  • @ecofriendly_woodveneers
    @ecofriendly_woodveneers 9 днів тому

    this tank is petarded asf

  • @pvpnickcraft4461
    @pvpnickcraft4461 9 днів тому

    This tank is soo ridiculous

  • @TTacxaJlKa_Ha_14
    @TTacxaJlKa_Ha_14 9 днів тому

    It's fun when Russian also says "Hello malzi!" to him

  • @lolstar3310
    @lolstar3310 9 днів тому

    Yeah, i love that potato gun

  • @Vulkanprimarch
    @Vulkanprimarch 8 днів тому

    I don't care what anyone says. This is the Demolisher from 40K and is how I now imagine it would fight!

  • @GoonMcGoonerson
    @GoonMcGoonerson 9 днів тому +2

    Ok petard

  • @kuutti2000
    @kuutti2000 9 днів тому

    me when i see a petard shell fly towards from 5m away

  • @Skyrim279
    @Skyrim279 9 днів тому

    A truly Petarded video

  • @rad1oo
    @rad1oo 9 днів тому +2

    round so slow they dodged it 😭1:56

  • @Syst3mat1cErr0r
    @Syst3mat1cErr0r 9 днів тому

    Petard? More like re-*cancelled*

  • @thybonheng1485
    @thybonheng1485 9 днів тому

    I'm glad that i don't suffer 2-3h a day for this thing 🤧

  • @lordhickory3322
    @lordhickory3322 9 днів тому +1

    holland is the perfect map for this thing tho... What more could one wish for than a massive indoor area that is also the main fighting area with max engagement distances below 100m, and otherwise urban terrain?

  • @Delta5x7
    @Delta5x7 9 днів тому

    This tank is literally me

  • @richardtaillon1616
    @richardtaillon1616 9 днів тому

    Playing this game makes me feel like a Petard

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres 9 днів тому +1

    I feel so sad for all the Lv 5 - 20 player that have to face all the pros sudenly playing 2.7 in a tank they cant pen most of times.