He Got Injured Doing What??? Ep 167
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- 📝 Show Notes
Is Spencer a first name or a last name? Also is it at all acceptable to eat the food off the plate of a person you just met? There is even a new jingle for you to catch second hand cringe from.
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Video Chapters
00:00 Welcome Scouts
01:30 Eating other people's food?
03:30 Joke of the Week
06:30 Social ... we need help
11:33 There's a Wally
18:27 Avoiding Hangovers
24:50 Strangest ways to be injured
32:00 Google Feud
38:00 You're in for a Tweet
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My favourite injury I ever heard of was a minor league baseball pitcher who put his false teeth in his back pocket, slide into base and bit his own ass
Dehydration is one of the leading contributors to a hangover, so if you're drinking plenty of water the effects of a hangover will be reduced. A lot of people are already dehydrated through habit, so drinking on top of that makes a hangover far worse. If you're planning to go out, drink a lot of water throughout the day, then drink water while you're out and when you get home and your hangover will be far less.
This works, but if you don’t, red wine is second only to tequila for brutal hangovers.
Here in the states at Professional sports events on the tickets and posted all over are fan rules on behavior and that you can be removed without compensation for ticket! And if it’s deemed aggressive you could be put on a permanent ban list! Great show as always.
I also ran over a banana peel on my bike when I was like 12. It was a gnarly crash.
There was a Major League Baseball Game down in Sydney a long whilst back now at the SCG, I follow one of the teams that were playing and not sure if we would get to go America to see a major league game so me and my wife went.. The game had just started and a guy behind us was already completely intoxicated to the point that he threw up all over the back of my wife. The drinking culture in Australia at sports is out of hand .. like I don't mind a few drinks but when the whole experience of that game was ruined by someone that couldn't control themselves I think the culture needs to change.
Google Feud jingle was solid
If you wanna keep running with the rhyming *must or dust" you could go with Social - shit or lit / funny or scummy / great or hate / fun or dumb. Or simply go with "Now you do/did one" where you pick "shoulda" or "shouldn'ta"
Circular saw blade in an angle grinder. Cutting a tree root. In theory. Sticking saw blade in shin, the result. I'm not that bright. Proof of brain lack, if needed. I don't get hangovers. Nothing there to hurt.
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This was an excellent episode.
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Love the friendly and non-scripted way you guys interact with each other!
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Bacon saving is saving someone from a lousy sitch.
Great show.😄
Making bacon. My favourite
I can't believe some people's last names. Johnson is particularly hard to swallow
"Tacocat spelled backwards is Racecar".....
Behave or get out
Re: Clarke being physically assaulted...The way I see things, it's massively different if the female who assaulted him was his wife or girlfriend. An important side note, has said female made any kind of public statement regarding her behaviours❔
Social scratch n sniff
Now that is good
@@WeGotTheChocolates not if she didn't shower before..
Scratch OR sniff ?
I dislocated a girl's shoulder the second month of dating her when we were getting a bit rough in bed if you know what I mean. That was an awkward one to explain in the hospital especially since she was still in her lingerie under her robe cuz she couldn't move her arm to get changed... I genuinely thought I was going to jail that night 😅
Social Disease
Not too heavy? Maybe “Social Lites”?
@Skin - you may have heard of Diana Spencer - she was Prince Charles' first wife. She was also really into looking after her hair - they found her head and shoulders all over the dashboard!
First
Bang!
Damn, second 😢
You’re both awesome