The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
Translating every spanish part 1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way) 3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd 3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part 9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
He is very eepy
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
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@@GummybearVr👅
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
0:10
0:17 the cats like: "damn why is your fur so long?!" 😂
8:14 bro sounds like two marbles hitting against each other
He sounds like those oval shaped magnet things hitting each other.
@@namelessnavnls8060 bullet magnets?
The most accurate description I've ever heard 😂
@@durratulaishah3703 very much so 💀
Indeed i am 0:09
Look it da Eepy guy
Yeeeooooooo!
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
Dogs an American citizen
Oddly specific, don't you think?
8:18 bro sounds like what happens when you throw two magnets together and they make that weird sound
Yessss the snake eggs magnets. Zzzzztttt!
2:50 bro really said😴
the title is misleading. he is actually plotting world domination.
0:37 bowling ball type ahh cat 🎳🎳🎳
13:29 putting on a show for schlatt 😂.
Worse than 99'
AYO WHAT THE FU-
8:14
Bro speaks fluent particle accelerator startup
i think what i love most about this video is how many different languages are in it. all around the world, humans are consistently baffled by cats
ASALAMUALAIKUM, wah
2:50 "fuck are u doi- oh- oh ok... this is nice..."
2:35 umm 💀💀✋
😰
Sus ☠️👍
@@Cannela_kat58 💀💀
I think those cats are mates. I have two cats that are mates and they do that sometimes
4:36 HIS TOES, WHY IS HE CURLING THEM LIKE THAT 😭
Bc floor's cold
Cause he cat
2:50 love him sm
7:46 bro is performing a ritual
1:17 🤨
🤨
🤨
🤨
🤨
8:05 Half life moment
8:15 funniest meow I've ever heard! 😂
I wish cars were real ☹️
Me too buddy... 😔😔😔
same (Tʖ̯T)
Same 😞
Same :
🚗
2:11 awawawa made me roll to mars😂😂
I love how cat videos always attract the fellow sillies of the internet!
I am one of them, muehehehe >:3
The eepy needs to sleepy 😂
These videos are the only thing that is keeping my brain from snapping my sanity in half these cats cannot leave my phone
0:26 Horrible car crash
AY MORE ENERGY MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE FOOTWORK AY AY AY
1 kitty 2 kitty 3 kitty?
INFINTY KITTY
Infinity kitty
5:37 that cats fur is so pretty ToT
Thank you for this blessing
This video reminds me of why I am a cat person 😸
I'm more into snails
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
@@dianewaynewood4477 Based snail enthusiast
Aw! (*’(OO)’*) cute! an adorable little 🐱kitten headbutts the 📷camera 1:22
Translating every spanish part
1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way)
3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd
3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part
9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
ily for this
4:52 I COULD HEAR THE “i ‘unno. are you?”
Rizzing cat
4:38 Quite honestly, I'm caught up on what this music is. Even AHA Music can't identify it!
Луна - Грустный дэнс (Hardstyle remix) :D
@@setchi885OMg THANK YOU!!!!!!
✨🧚♀️0:28 SHE WAS A FAIRY 🧚♀️ ✨
5:04 and 1:29 TURKISH
7:46 brud was fighting their inner demons 💀
if you're worried about the cat at 1:30 dont be, cats are built to survive falls of up to 10 metres
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
Feel like the one attacking her when wears the glasses is because of its own reflection 😂
6:07 this is not what we do we just FIGHT FOR THE GORILLA KINGDOM
5:27 so cute
the thumbnail, i need
I think “Who tf said you can eat my food?” Sounded like my brother lol
2:23 - 2:26
the cat 5 mins after: "...wait- WHO GON FEED ME"
correct, he did not meow. he “*RRRrEeEEEeeEHhhHhRRrRreeEEeE*”
1:51 SCOURGE? (White paw)
2:38 the cat is actually just saying hi to the other cat
Thank you
the funniest part was 00:00 - 15:00
7:46 is so funny 😂😂😂😂
I love cats so much
Cute cat memes will truly never die and I'm okay with it
6:43 professional chef👍
4:12 bro I flinched
9:15 bros fighting demons ✋💀
Bro it's him the cat that does the horribly scream 4:47
WHAT THE HEEEEE 2:36
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
this part got me rolling to neptune 11:27
At 4:47 bro turned into a motorcycle 😭😭😭
4:02 fat cat
4:01 GODAMNN
🍑Thicc boi
7:53
Your a harry wizard
3:58
ah, love the new roomba skin.
8:15 he sounds like those 2 oval magnets
Very random but does anyone know the song at 4:38 ?
Luna - grustni dance hardstyle remix
@@susabobus THANK YOUYOUYOUYOU SO MUCHUCHUCH 🫶
Cuteeeeeeeeeee
I subscrib
1:55 holy moly
9:05 TIMMY THE CHONK!!!!!
8:16 bro sounds like those clicking magnet things
4:38
what kind of shit are you taking that makes you fold your toes like that?
"he started understanding that shit" had me dying
8:07 lil bro thinks he’s getting killed by puppies
1:31 turkish cat
turkish cat
Cute + funny = 2:51
im in literal tears from laughing
7:50 I CANNOTTT
4:43 🦟🦟🦟🦟
0:54 I met this cat irl
0:15 that cat is me
2:50 one milsecond later 💤💤💤💤
0:27 most devastating car crash :(
Give him some water! 🌊⛲💧🍶🌧️
mythical youtube pull
head empty no thoughts
wow
7:22 I need this animated as Scorpia and Catra
3:06 he's shocked
13:30 ramie spotted
Candy:🫸 wrapper:👍
2:00
*BONK* 2:42
1 kitty.
2 kitty.
…
3 kitty- 3:53
Rip 4:26
Eepy head
I discretely enjoy this form of animated content found on the internet
3:56 is not a kitty! That’s Moxxie!
1:34 I believe I can FLY!!
6:44 uhh whats that sticking out of his pants?? 🤨
60% no brain 40% pain