Pray For Farts • 5.13.17

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  • @ohchristine22
    @ohchristine22 7 років тому +178

    You know you've been watching StephenVlog for a long time when Stephen talking about his bathroom issues is a normal vlog topic

  • @Werewolfoverlord12
    @Werewolfoverlord12 7 років тому +74

    Anyone else going "STOP APOLOGIZING! WE CARE ABOUT THE CONTENT CREATOR MORE THAN THE CONTENT. CAUSE WITHOUT ONE WE DON'T HAVE THE OTHER REGARDLESS!" Either that or "REST GOSH DANG IT!"

    • @angelsinthewindow
      @angelsinthewindow 7 років тому +1

      Yep.... even though this is a so old video.

    • @Firestar1992
      @Firestar1992 7 років тому +9

      I've just accepted that Stephen is unable to relax unless he's working. It's just the way he's wired. It's why he always takes his laptop with him in vacations.

    • @joshsleezeYT
      @joshsleezeYT 7 років тому +1

      I gave up on that argument a LONG time ago.

    • @OrangeRangerVideos
      @OrangeRangerVideos 7 років тому +1

      As someone who is also a creator, I can understand the other side. You feel an obligation when you have fans/followers/supporters, and want to live up to their support. Yes sometimes life gets in the way, but you still feel you let people down somehow. It's weird, but it's a thing.

  • @jeremybennett985
    @jeremybennett985 7 років тому +32

    2:16-2:26 pure gold

    • @lwg2704
      @lwg2704 7 років тому +13

      Jeremy Bennett best white rapper since eminem

  • @MissJackieLin
    @MissJackieLin 7 років тому +91

    So when's the "Pray for Farts" shirt?

    • @TheRollsen
      @TheRollsen 7 років тому +18

      MissJackieLin more importantly, where is the one of all hail the mighty nurse that brought Stephen a ginger ale
      or the take that sleep bank

  • @radiodread
    @radiodread 7 років тому +26

    When I was listening to you talking about having to change your own bandages, I was cringing _so_ bad. Wow. I'm so sorry this all had to happen to you, Stephen. :(

  • @jordanroman841
    @jordanroman841 7 років тому +43

    Where is NCS when ya need him? Oh wait he's probably IN THE BATHROOM

  • @cougar33333
    @cougar33333 7 років тому +5

    As someone who suffers from constipation and GI issues, farting can be one of the biggest reliefs in the world for stomach pains when you know that's causing the pain.

  • @TheFrozenLink
    @TheFrozenLink 7 років тому +2

    As someone who's had multiple hernia surgeries in the past I can definitely relate on the bathroom issues. Hopefully you're feeling better by now Stephen.

  • @FeyPhantom
    @FeyPhantom 7 років тому +3

    When I had my gallbladder removed, it was also through laparoscopic surgery with 4 incisions and they didn't tell me about the use of co2 until after, but my right shoulder ended up hurting terribly for days because of it. I remember the pain in my shoulder being worse than the pain in my gut.

  • @anthonycuevas3683
    @anthonycuevas3683 7 років тому +14

    Stephen we are all rooting for you too get better so hope you get better soon

    • @ChrisKoraltan
      @ChrisKoraltan 7 років тому +6

      actually i think he's already feeling better

    • @EonArashi
      @EonArashi 7 років тому +4

      Yeah, this vlog was recorded a month ago.

    • @ThatGuy001
      @ThatGuy001 7 років тому +2

      EonArashi like 3 years ago..

    • @SuperCrippledGamer
      @SuperCrippledGamer 7 років тому +2

      The vlogs are near as a hair TWO months behind. All this footage is old, and this experience has thankfully been put behind him. Don't worry, he's completely recovered. :)

  • @blindbandit7297
    @blindbandit7297 7 років тому

    "Pray for Farts"...Stephen George, you made my evening. Sorry you had to go through all this.

  • @ThePlantCommander
    @ThePlantCommander 7 років тому +4

    I've never heard someone describe their feces as "soft-serve." Now I have. I don't know how to feel about this.

  • @WowoTheWizard
    @WowoTheWizard 7 років тому +5

    You can always hit up Tim if you need some tips on farting

  • @OhGeeItsJen
    @OhGeeItsJen 7 років тому +5

    Years ago I was in a car accident (my fault) and I broke my 4th and 5th ribs. I had to roll out of bed because I couldn't sit up like normal. My boyfriend had to wash my hair because I couldn't reach up. I had to use an incentive spectrometer to make sure I was breathing deep enough or I would develop pneumonia. I still vividly remember the day after my accident, I had unsuccessfully taken a shower and was walking to my side of the bed when I took a breath that was juuuust deep enough that my ribs expanded and I felt and heard a loud "POP" as my cartilage settled. My boyfriend who was standing on the other side of the room heard it, too. I screamed in pain and just stood there crying because I knew if I collapsed onto the bed it would hurt worse. I was prescribed Oxycontin for a bit because I was broken and bruised and it helped a little but my doctor ended up taking me off it after a few days because it made me constipated. I guess I typed all this out to say: I feel you on the sitting up thing and the wishing you could poop thing. Also if someone happens to read all this: wear your seat belt. I didn't and I paid the price.

    • @iangd7806
      @iangd7806 7 років тому

      Jennifer Gilchrist What a story. My parents got in a really bad car accident and my mom was pregnant with me and they didn't know that. We were all fine and by that moment we all found out my mom was pregnant with me. My dad got injured on his neck a bit. But things happen in life.

  • @TM_AZ
    @TM_AZ 5 місяців тому

    As someone who recently underwent gallbladder surgery this is spot on.

  • @Rudrake
    @Rudrake 7 років тому +6

    I would be so done if this happened to me. Also I'd feel awful for my roommates because my farts are deadly enough as is lol.

  • @Ovinicus
    @Ovinicus 7 років тому +4

    SOFT SERVE STYLE?!
    We have reached new lows, friends.

  • @MrBobbycox1
    @MrBobbycox1 7 років тому +1

    "I don't know what my first poop is going to be like"
    -Stephen Georg,2017.

  • @TheDougSpot
    @TheDougSpot 7 років тому +1

    The way they were looking at you, you would think you were on your deathbed saying your last words

  • @aparks1437
    @aparks1437 7 років тому +4

    i prayed for farts. and it came.

  • @rayurias9861
    @rayurias9861 5 років тому

    The couch is the star of the channel after all

  • @moonlitlilies
    @moonlitlilies 7 років тому +2

    I'm right with Mal in terms of squeamishness. I remember my aunt described triple by-pass surgery to me and I almost fainted. Just looking at a wound makes me feel light headed.

  • @jordanroman841
    @jordanroman841 7 років тому +1

    @5:55 ya know IN THE BATHROOM

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 7 років тому +9

    Stephen. I've watched a full length movie that took place entirely in a phone booth and another one that took place in an elevator, and one in a court house now that I think about it, one 15 minute vlog on your couch is not that bad.

  • @doan2300
    @doan2300 7 років тому +1

    so, is farts and poop a popular vlog topic? if I made a vlog in the future, would you recommend I focus on intimate medical issues? I have lots of fun anecdotes about periods. (srsly though, hope you're feeling better at the moment, Stephen, this whole thing sounds like it must have been scary )

  • @longliverocknroll5
    @longliverocknroll5 4 роки тому

    I've had quite a few dental surgeries (as in oral surgery in a hospital surgery) in my life, and I have a pretty high pain threshold, I still remember taking Tylenol 3s for the first time at 16. They basically said "you should take these", I wasn't in much pain, but figured "eh, when am I ever going to get to try these again". I "woke up" like 4 hours later playing video games quietly in my room lol. It's just brain fog for multiple hours for me, but I hated it and just took regular-strength Tylenol for the rest of the recovery.

  • @NinjaZelda9570
    @NinjaZelda9570 7 років тому +5

    ...I just ate some soft serve before watching this...

  • @keyosqueen4869
    @keyosqueen4869 7 років тому

    Stephen, so hope you're feeling better.

  • @Adambluebear
    @Adambluebear 7 років тому +1

    You had a catheter in... I am so sorry! I was so glad that when I got my appendix removed, I didn't have to have one! I'm so sorry you had to have one though, I couldn't imagine it!! 😰

  • @FaithRosie
    @FaithRosie 7 років тому

    I can report that any strong pain medication also makes me EXTREMELY woozy and out of it.

  • @boomoperator90
    @boomoperator90 7 років тому

    There should be a t-shirt where it resembles the album cover for mask off, but with stephen taking on and off the skull kids mask instead.

  • @jenwhite3299
    @jenwhite3299 7 років тому +1

    You may not have felt like it at the time, but you lucked out getting it done as a laparoscopic surgery. Having a laparotomy suuucks. My incision was only about 3 inches, but coughing was a fetal position only activity. :( I was too afraid to sneeze for a week.

    • @jenwhite3299
      @jenwhite3299 7 років тому +1

      Also, I lucked out not having stitches or staples, God bless Dermabond.

  • @Chrominian
    @Chrominian 7 років тому +1

    Stephen "My butt!" Georg

  • @IkashiRaichu
    @IkashiRaichu 7 років тому

    I remember when I had to get surgery done in March, I know exactly how you felt at that moment about being bloated and waiting for the farts. Had to get a huge cyst removed, and it was god awful

  • @EonArashi
    @EonArashi 7 років тому

    Oh god, Percocet. Had that prescribed after I had my gall bladder removed and I was so dizzy and sleepy that I just slept for thirty-six straight hours. My mom wanted to take me to the ER again xD

  • @Syraa025
    @Syraa025 7 років тому

    I remember a few years ago when my Dad had to have surgery to remove his gallbladder he couldn't leave the hospital until he pooped.

  • @wenyntrout
    @wenyntrout 7 років тому +1

    It's been a long time since I had surgery (in the lower abdomen area) but I remember the first poop being bad.
    Everything else was great because I was like 12 years old and all of my relatives bought me sweets and stuff.

  • @ItsLolliBear
    @ItsLolliBear 7 років тому

    I cannot believe you left the hospital so soon. When my parents had theirs done they were not allowed to leave till they went potty (1 and 2) and passed gas. Dad was in for 1 day my mom was in for a week. Her appendix had burst :/

  • @RazerXPYugioh
    @RazerXPYugioh 7 років тому

    I was in the hospital for a month after I got my appendix taken out because I got a infection after the surgery. I wasn't in any pain though because they had me on morphine but I had constant fevers and threw up quite a bit.

  • @zgamer200
    @zgamer200 7 років тому

    3:46 Maybe it's just that you no longer show it on the vlog as often because of how regularly you make it but it seems like you and Mal haven't been eating as many home made pizzas of late.

  • @chidagamer6497
    @chidagamer6497 7 років тому

    This feels eerily familiar to me, because I've had several laparoscopic procedures. I've also had several colonoscopies, which kind of lead to the same issue, because they have to blow your colon up like a balloon to see anything, and all that gas has to come back out. After a colonoscopy, they actually make you roll from one side to the other, so you kind of feel like a rotisserie chicken, in an attempt to push the gas out.

  • @redwind5150
    @redwind5150 7 років тому

    You will tecover, we all know that, just hope it's sooner than later bud. No I'm not surprised he's talking about his favorite subject of f.arts. of course he's got problems, he's a glass menagerie. good luck my dude, I root for ya!

  • @Breathewildly
    @Breathewildly 7 років тому

    Both of my parents have had laproscopic surgeries and they both said that the belly button incision was the worst.

  • @elkaboing90
    @elkaboing90 7 років тому

    are Nikki and Austin having a boy or a girl and when did Stephen announce it on the vlog

  • @1handedmedia
    @1handedmedia 4 роки тому

    we recorded an episode of GTA and it was kind of a bad thing but not for reasons you would expect....OH I FULLY EXPECTED THAT LOL

  • @MoonlightCharizard
    @MoonlightCharizard 7 років тому

    When I got my surgery, I had to sleep half sitting (mine was also at the abdomen level). I had a big ottoman like you guys do and it is great to sleep.

  • @SpookyBoi37
    @SpookyBoi37 7 років тому

    pick the pain, as someone who has had vertigo, dizziness is the worst thing ever :(

    • @elenna1237
      @elenna1237 4 роки тому

      This is a very ironic comment to see three years later, now that Stephen has also had vertigo...

  • @AnnaZverina
    @AnnaZverina 7 років тому

    Put the vlog title on a t-shiry

  • @greencanarie9861
    @greencanarie9861 7 років тому

    That Blue wall though.

  • @LalalaKirby
    @LalalaKirby 7 років тому

    Oh man I wish I'd thought to mention at the time, after my laparoscopy they gave me peppermint tea to tackle the bloat pain and oh man does that work! The pain from bloat was pretty nasty if you hit the wrong angles.

  • @HotaruHikai
    @HotaruHikai 7 років тому

    sounds like laparoscopic is a lot messier afterwords. Laparoscopic was a thing when I had mine done but the military doctors for some reason didn't do it. so I had it done the old fashioned way. the bandaging stuff wasn't all that bad and since I didn't have all that Co2 in my body I didn't need the Gas X. but I do have a pretty big scar.I had Naproxen which knocked me out cold (I didn't need to take it that often thank god since that feeling made me kinda want to vomit.) but I also didn't have as much pain afterwards. (but my pain threshold is crazy stupid high (I had appendicitis for 3-4 days before I had it taken out.))

  • @TheStoryofDori
    @TheStoryofDori 7 років тому

    When I broke my ankle in 2010 the doctor had me get percocet & it made me dizzy as well,so much so that I refused to take them ever again!

  • @acairconditioner959
    @acairconditioner959 7 років тому

    Hi Stephen! I hope your ok.

  • @PeteTheChopp
    @PeteTheChopp 7 років тому

    I had to have my appendix out when I was 22, right after I had a Wendys frosty and a big Coke. I always thought that combination of food is what caused it.

  • @laughing00hyena
    @laughing00hyena 7 років тому

    And thus I am thankful I only had surgery on my ankle. I don't think gas was a big issue for me and the pain afterwards was very minimal. I did have a giant fart right after the surgery though when they told me to try and use the bathroom. Took a bit, but that and the burp I had felt great

  • @EkiAku
    @EkiAku 7 років тому

    Man hearing about this surgery makes me jealous. Three little holes? Mine was just a barbaric foot and a half cut down my leg.

  • @watzerenauffe
    @watzerenauffe 7 років тому +1

    TIME TO POOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mylifeasbeth1968
    @mylifeasbeth1968 7 років тому

    For the longest time I thought her nickname was Nal not Mal until realised that wasn't a name, Mal is nicer (it's short for Mallory isn't it?)

  • @AragonBattleBorn
    @AragonBattleBorn 6 років тому

    when I got my appendix removed. they made three tiny cuts... but I guess Stephen got a huge slash across his belly. where his belly button is...
    I got to feel pretty lucky. normally I lay on my belly on my laptop.... I was able to do that in 2 days...
    Stephen gots it much worse....
    EDIT: so Stephen got the exact same surgery I did.... I had none of these problems..
    that doctor must of been a really bad doc...
    I didn't take gas-x or Tylonal 5.
    I just took some stool softner and extra strength Ibeprofin.... and stop after 2 days..
    it's been 4 months or so and I still have most of the bottle....
    And I did not bleed that much.. I had a little scab and that was it... most of it was a glue that they put on.. but god stephen..
    is this what they mean by city docs being worse then country docs....
    Oh fun fact I almost got my leg sugically removed cause they thought I had an air bubble in my leg.. I couldn't move my right leg at all... so they said they had to take it off or I would die.. my mom said no. (I was in kindergarten.) and took me home... when she called the school to tell them I couldn't go she said. "his leg is a bit hurt."
    And they said. "oh well he was riding that scooter all day yesterday."
    I had literally drove just my right leg to exhaustion and that's why I couldn't move it at all....
    And they frickin wanted to cut off my leg... (this was in Phoenix Arizona.)

  • @KatieJoMikell
    @KatieJoMikell 7 років тому

    Only take 1/2 a pill.

  • @Marceline303
    @Marceline303 7 років тому

    Kelsey is our Savior

  • @MysterOwle
    @MysterOwle 7 років тому

    Farting is good.

  • @matthewboyer863
    @matthewboyer863 7 років тому

    Not a whole lot grosses me out, but soft served poop is really disgusting

  • @reidh3846
    @reidh3846 7 років тому

    Show us scar pictures

  • @joshe-mcc3636
    @joshe-mcc3636 7 років тому

    *erm its pronounced
    Uh-see-tuh-min-eff-ren