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  • @ErinMargaret-w2o
    @ErinMargaret-w2o 9 місяців тому +13

    I love how after Kramer says "There you go", Jerry says "Where I go?"
    🤣

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 3 роки тому +315

    “ You look like you’re going to swing in on the chandelier!”
    -Elaine

    • @khooop5922
      @khooop5922 3 роки тому

      لن تندم 👇
      ua-cam.com/video/nlvCzWeaCtI/v-deo.html

    • @andreo.7633
      @andreo.7633 3 роки тому +2

      More like Jerry/Larry

    • @Peter-ih2tn
      @Peter-ih2tn 2 роки тому +9

      fantastic delivery by Julia

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 Рік тому +3

      He does have that Errol Flynn vibe working, doesn't he?

  • @dfa3366
    @dfa3366 3 роки тому +739

    This episode was loaded. George becomes a hand model. The puffy shirt and Kramer's girlfriend talks in whispers.

    • @GyroLamb
      @GyroLamb 3 роки тому +65

      One of Jerry Stiller's funniest performances is in this episode when he asks George's mother why she put bananas in the jello, and she says 'George likes the bananas'' and Jerry starts yelling ''SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!'' lmao.

    • @Ragameiste
      @Ragameiste 3 роки тому +9

      I can't imagine the permutations before they settled on this story line.

    • @mattthambirajahpt286
      @mattthambirajahpt286 3 роки тому +9

      One of the best episodes!!

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 3 роки тому +3

      @@mattthambirajahpt286 the big bang year for Seinfeld

    • @JJ_5289
      @JJ_5289 3 роки тому +9

      The low talker is something I've referred to for years. Everyone knows a low talker

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 3 роки тому +452

    I love that Jerry backs away as Kramer approaches him with the shirt, like it’s radioactive or something 😄

    • @samirsedky3324
      @samirsedky3324 2 роки тому +20

      Because he doesn’t want to be a pirate appearing on a talk show!

    • @eboskie1
      @eboskie1 2 роки тому +4

      More than likely he was getting in frame for the shot.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Рік тому +6

      Lol in a way it was. It ruined Jerry’s appearance on the today show, it ruined Elaine’s Charity, it ended Kramer’s relationship, and destroyed George’s hand modeling career.

    • @CrystalStormsLands101
      @CrystalStormsLands101 Рік тому

      Exactly! Like the THREAT TO FASHION & ALL MANKIND that it WAS! Now safely locked away in the Smithsonian where KrazyKramer can't get his hands in it ever again.
      Is It COOL or What?
      He11a NO! 😂
      Somebody kick his azz!

    • @jlw184
      @jlw184 4 місяці тому

      @@matthewriley7826 one ridiculous shirt did all that.

  • @rubiolouis
    @rubiolouis 3 роки тому +446

    "But I don't wanna be a pirate!" Best part ever 😂😂

    • @AEMoreira81
      @AEMoreira81 2 роки тому +12

      Kramer: I WANNA be a pirate!

    • @beauwalker9820
      @beauwalker9820 2 роки тому +24

      I love the way Jerry delivers the line a bit whiney, a bit scared, and horrified.

    • @plinsf
      @plinsf 2 роки тому +1

      One could almost wonder if that's why it's in the title of this video... 🤔

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge Рік тому +4

      But I don't wanna be Switzerland

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Рік тому +1

      George : you re Batman!
      Kramer: i m Batman!

  • @mate_legenda
    @mate_legenda 3 роки тому +165

    that line "aye captain" always gets me

    • @kb4903
      @kb4903 Рік тому +3

      So brilliant.

  • @geminijohnson4019
    @geminijohnson4019 3 роки тому +159

    Jerry looks like Prince in the purple rain days

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski 2 роки тому +152

    Julia has a really genuine laugh 🤣

    • @dot2562
      @dot2562 Рік тому +4

      That ,i heard.

  • @thevillageyid
    @thevillageyid Рік тому +46

    Jerry reverting to an 8 year old version of himself when he says "but I dont wanna be a pirate"... lol

  • @isaactrujillo5396
    @isaactrujillo5396 3 роки тому +56

    “Now that’s a great looking shirt! Ayyy Captain, YA!” - Cosmo Kramer
    😂🤣

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 3 роки тому +51

    "You bastard"
    "Now that I heard"

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Рік тому +88

    Jerry’s blue shirt here in the beginning looks puffier then the “puffy shirt”. 😂

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 Рік тому +10

      Seriously, it looks three sizes too big, particularly the arms. 90s fashion.

    • @jlw184
      @jlw184 4 місяці тому +2

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 No, Jerry really couldn't dress. Most of the time he wears suits and sneakers.

  • @rich1012
    @rich1012 3 роки тому +348

    Jerry’s reaction is mine when my mom used to buy me clothes and I didn’t want to hurt her feeling lmao

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 3 роки тому +1

      used too yea right kid

    • @chaoticclown1173
      @chaoticclown1173 3 роки тому +4

      @@flisko123 guess your mom still picks your clothes out for you huh.

    • @RawPower7
      @RawPower7 3 роки тому +10

      Mom`s are the best!

    • @NoBudjetFilms
      @NoBudjetFilms 2 роки тому +6

      Somehow every time she managed to pick the thing that I disliked the most.

    • @sirjohnmara
      @sirjohnmara Рік тому

      Did she buy you Culottes?

  • @aussieskates
    @aussieskates 3 роки тому +132

    Low Talker: YOU BASTARD!
    Bryant Gumbel: D'you hear that?
    Jerry Seinfeld: That, I heard.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +16

      You know, if you talked like that, I wouldn't be in this costume in the first place!

    • @hymns4ever197
      @hymns4ever197 2 роки тому +10

      Frank Costanza: Do you hear me now!

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Рік тому +30

    “You’re suppose to be a compassionate person. You look like you’re going to swing in on a chandelier!” 😂😂
    One of my favorite lines out of the entire season.

  • @daveconleyportfolio5192
    @daveconleyportfolio5192 Рік тому +40

    "Prince called. There seems to have been a mixup at the dry cleaners."

  • @Anthony-hu3rj
    @Anthony-hu3rj 3 роки тому +254

    Seinfeld never gets old. I must have seen this 50 times and it still makes me laugh. Comment, comment.

  • @tonyginnetti5828
    @tonyginnetti5828 Рік тому +33

    The line Jerry says at the 1:23 mark, "they're making THESE?" with the subtle pointing at the shirt is flawlessly hilarious!

    • @Lone_Star_Proud
      @Lone_Star_Proud 7 місяців тому +3

      I think that is the funniest line in the show.

  • @zerocool1ist
    @zerocool1ist 3 роки тому +819

    They missed the part were you see all the homeless people walking around on the street wearing the puffy shirts they found in the warehouse dumpster.

    • @jlw184
      @jlw184 3 роки тому +39

      No they donated all the shirts to Goodwill.

    • @ghouby342
      @ghouby342 3 роки тому

      @@jlw184 Shut up, CS Laurie!

    • @shadowknight1121
      @shadowknight1121 3 роки тому +72

      “Can you spare some change for and old buccaneer?”

    • @vjr4763
      @vjr4763 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MRyc-4r9ieo/v-deo.html

    • @FurnaxIkki
      @FurnaxIkki 3 роки тому +38

      @@shadowknight1121 "... You know it's actually not a bad look."

  • @tilibro3
    @tilibro3 11 місяців тому +14

    "Pilot the EVA, Jerry. Or George will have to do it again."
    "But I don't want to be a pilot!"

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 3 роки тому +81

    I love how Jerry looks like he is about to laugh when he says "But I don't want to be a pirate"

  • @geminijohnson4019
    @geminijohnson4019 3 роки тому +30

    "You're all puffed up"😂

  • @bucc5207
    @bucc5207 Рік тому +34

    I love how Jerry's regular shirt is already kinda puffy.

  • @MA-go7ee
    @MA-go7ee 3 роки тому +127

    Some episodes of Seinfeld are so effortlessly funny that they make it look almost easy, like anyone can write this stuff... (Of course then you try and realize it take genius to achieve something so hilarious)
    BTW one thing I really love about Seinfeld is how naturalistic the dialog and reactions are.
    Look at the way the black set assistant said 'is that what you're wearing?!'. No exaggerated double takes like most hacky sitcoms would do, just genuine surprise. It makes it so much funnier and less cliche.

    • @My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star
      @My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star 3 роки тому +1

      Surprise your right, the attitude that Drives Comedy on being entertaining.

    • @SimonHaestoe
      @SimonHaestoe 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah kramer isnt exaggerated...lol

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee 3 роки тому +5

      @@SimonHaestoe sure he is, but most Seinfeld dialogue isn't.

    • @defectus1769
      @defectus1769 3 роки тому +3

      @@MA-go7ee I think it's mostly the extras. The main characters have exaggerated dialogue because it gives them more character and makes them funnier, while the extras have realistic reactions, since anything more than that would be distracting.

  • @markvoelker6620
    @markvoelker6620 2 роки тому +36

    “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 10 місяців тому +5

    The low talker becomes high talker in the end 😂😂😂

  • @trevertravis8963
    @trevertravis8963 3 роки тому +56

    “Can you spare some change for an old buccaneer?”

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +5

      You know, it's really not a bad looking shirt!

    • @shadowknight1121
      @shadowknight1121 3 роки тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @vjr4763
      @vjr4763 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MRyc-4r9ieo/v-deo.html

  • @Nhamp2000
    @Nhamp2000 3 роки тому +16

    The way he recoils as Kramer gets closer with the shirt.

  • @comebackqing8452
    @comebackqing8452 2 роки тому +154

    The really weird part is how well it suits him lol

  • @liamyoung8234
    @liamyoung8234 3 роки тому +341

    In retrospect, all of Jerry's shirts look kind of puffy.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +21

      Because he almost always wore his button upped shirts tucked. Except after a certain visit to Dr. Whatley.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 3 роки тому +13

      It's the 90s. If you watch "Whose Line", "Caroline in the City", "Martin", 90s SNL, they're all kind of puffy.

    • @liamyoung8234
      @liamyoung8234 3 роки тому +13

      @@redacted2275 Absolutely. That's what makes it funny now. Jerry is embarrassed to wear a puffy shirt on TV, but all the shirts he wears on TV look puffy to us! That blue number at beginning of the clip seems just as ridiculous as the pirate shirt. There's another episode where Kramer buys some denim, and the joke is that they're too tight for him to sit down, but to those of us in the 21st century who have lived through the skinny jean years, Kramer's "tight" jeans look kinda normal.

    • @joeyjojoshabadoo2508
      @joeyjojoshabadoo2508 3 роки тому +2

      I think its just one size bigger, not intentionally puffy

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 3 роки тому

      Not that puffy

  • @ControllerLyfe
    @ControllerLyfe 3 роки тому +17

    1:55 "Ayyyyye captain" 😂

  • @fozzybear8878
    @fozzybear8878 3 роки тому +41

    Their comedy is flawless.

  • @joeldavis8851
    @joeldavis8851 3 роки тому +16

    The low talker. 😆

  • @RemoGutierrez1
    @RemoGutierrez1 3 роки тому +17

    2:07 This looks better than anything you own.
    - Kramer

  • @nikiyen6
    @nikiyen6 3 місяці тому +2

    "Is that what you're wearing?" LOL

  • @DaytimeNitemare
    @DaytimeNitemare 3 роки тому +27

    The comedic balance of these 4..... 🍇 perfect show.....

  • @Alex_Power
    @Alex_Power 2 роки тому +38

    Andre Agassi rocked a pirate look, albeit not with a puffy shirt. Bandanna and earrings. Agassi was the first pirate of the 90s

    • @c.moriarty1178
      @c.moriarty1178 2 роки тому +7

      "I wanna be a pirate!" - Andre Agassi, probably

    • @sunnyseacat6857
      @sunnyseacat6857 Рік тому +2

      Musician Prince ....and the Revolution 1984!

  • @ericparazak8448
    @ericparazak8448 Рік тому +10

    Episodes like these are why I consider season 5 to be the peak of this show!

  • @wintermute8315
    @wintermute8315 3 роки тому +17

    The sleeves on the 'puffy shirt' are actually slimmer than his regular blue number. It's more of a 'frilly shirt' than anything.

  • @alephomega955
    @alephomega955 11 місяців тому +3

    "Did you hear that?"
    "That, I heard."
    That part always gets me!

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 2 роки тому +22

    Only Prince could get away wearing a shirt like that and sadly he is no longer with us.

  • @crazycatman5928
    @crazycatman5928 3 роки тому +67

    One of the funniest TV shows of all time if not the funniest.

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 3 роки тому +6

      I think it is the best show i have ever seen!

    • @Danebrogen1
      @Danebrogen1 3 роки тому +1

      The today show?

    • @Glnn_n
      @Glnn_n 3 роки тому +5

      Frasier was damn good aswell
      Personally i also really loved Married With Children. Lil bit different but really funny to me aswell

    • @rayfinkle9369
      @rayfinkle9369 2 роки тому +2

      @@Glnn_n George Costanza and Al Bundy were 2 of the best characters of all time.

    • @CALIFORNIAsGAMER
      @CALIFORNIAsGAMER Рік тому

      Can you believe people today say the show sucks smh I love sienfeld

  • @jjmwaniki7412
    @jjmwaniki7412 3 роки тому +16

    Haha, that host had some fun with Jerry. 😂😂

  • @malbuff
    @malbuff Рік тому +4

    When Gumbel keeps going on about the puffy shirt and asks him if he's going to wear the shirt at the benefit, it immediately reminded me of when Eric Idle asks Arthur (Two Sheds) Jackson, "Did you write the symphony in the shed?" Don't ask me why; it just does.

  • @christophermartinez381
    @christophermartinez381 7 місяців тому +1

    Jerry's face but I don't wanna be a pirate 😂

  • @Neilhammond64
    @Neilhammond64 3 роки тому +21

    Alternate tImeline: The Puffy Shirt takes off and becomes the new look for the 90's instead of the backwards baseball cap. George keeps his job as a hand model and gets a fleshlight.

  • @cj8803
    @cj8803 3 роки тому +19

    It took Jerry clowning her shirt for her to finally talk loud enough lol.

  • @DavidJimenez-dz2ts
    @DavidJimenez-dz2ts 9 місяців тому +2

    Jerry looks like he was already wearing a puffy shirt😂😂😂

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 3 роки тому +2

    Leslie: you bastard at 4:51 lol

  • @bridazzel7588
    @bridazzel7588 3 роки тому +5

    Ian Astbury wore that puffy shirt when I saw The Cult’s Love Removal Machine.

  • @packermaster521
    @packermaster521 4 місяці тому

    "What are your CRAzy?"😂

  • @michaelshields7777
    @michaelshields7777 3 роки тому +10

    This should be retitled “The Prince shirt,” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliusschwencke142
    @juliusschwencke142 2 роки тому +14

    ..loved seeing these worn by cool dudes in the 60s. All the bands wore them.

  • @Eric-wu7bp
    @Eric-wu7bp 2 роки тому +8

    The most iconic Seinfeld episode of all time

  • @elperrogr7836
    @elperrogr7836 3 роки тому +10

    That I heard ...🤣🤣🤣

  • @baalsaak
    @baalsaak Рік тому

    1:54 "Aye, captain, yeah..." I lost it...

  • @jasong6967
    @jasong6967 3 роки тому +56

    The blue shirt Jerry is wearing at the beginning is awful too. Look at the sleeves 😆

    • @jlw184
      @jlw184 3 роки тому +9

      2 sizes too big. Jerry really couldn't dress either. Always wearing white sneakers with everything. Even a suit.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 3 роки тому +3

      CS Laurie hey he was ahead of his time. It caught on. Now they all wear sneakers with suits.

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому

      "I Had A Puffy Shirt Too in The 90's!" "Not Quite Like That, But It Was A Similar Fad, Almost Disco Era Like The 70's / 8 op s'!"

    • @thomaspsanzi8947
      @thomaspsanzi8947 3 роки тому

      "God Your Beautiful!"

  • @GenF91
    @GenF91 3 роки тому +42

    I remember I saw that shirt and I laughed really hard! This episode is a classic!

  • @michaelshields7777
    @michaelshields7777 3 роки тому +25

    How did nobody think that he looked like Prince?! All he needed was the purple trench coat, 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @phatmeow7764
    @phatmeow7764 3 роки тому +16

    you know if he had a raspberry beret to go with that puffy shirt Jerry could pass off as the Comedic Prince!

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 роки тому +1

    The Low Talker 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SparkzMxzXZ
    @SparkzMxzXZ Рік тому +7

    He doesnt even look bad in it imo, he has a good torso length. Nice and pirate-y

  • @TheDailyPunndit
    @TheDailyPunndit 2 роки тому +3

    The low talker screaming and yelling. That is one good part. And of course George burns his hands .. Oh I can use that short clip for my Dad Joke videos.

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Рік тому

      Both screaming and yelling?

  • @LocalCoot
    @LocalCoot 3 роки тому +34

    The puffy shirt would've gone well with MC Hammer's puffy pants.

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 3 роки тому +7

    One of the top 5 episodes but there is a lot to choose from

  • @herrroy4963
    @herrroy4963 11 місяців тому +1

    Kramer is always so positive! 👍

  • @Suzukimarshall
    @Suzukimarshall 5 місяців тому +4

    1:32 but i don't wanna be a pirate

  • @CptRomulus
    @CptRomulus 10 місяців тому +2

    He should’ve worn a 17th-18th century waistcoat and justaucorps with it. Oh yeah, and a powdered wig.

  • @andoncroft5154
    @andoncroft5154 Рік тому +2

    When Jerry said THERE MAKING THESE????? 😂

  • @annec6200
    @annec6200 3 роки тому +7

    The start of this video with Jerry’s puffy blue shirt 👔 is quite the irony as well!!! 😏

  • @lowbo47omsascotave
    @lowbo47omsascotave 3 роки тому +1

    *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
    _Tappin' in from South Central LA_
    2:23
    Jerry, standing there with a look on his face waiting on the obvious...
    Gets me every time !

  • @mistiroberts1576
    @mistiroberts1576 Рік тому +3

    That was one of the funniest scenes from Seinfeld ever 😂😂😂

  • @theanshumantripathi
    @theanshumantripathi 3 роки тому +26

    We all love how these videos are in original aspect ratio 😘

    • @khooop5922
      @khooop5922 3 роки тому

      لن تندم 👇
      ua-cam.com/video/nlvCzWeaCtI/v-deo.html

  • @DanielWilliamIronside
    @DanielWilliamIronside Рік тому +1

    Look at the sleeves on the blue shirt he's wearing though!

  • @ivervj2923
    @ivervj2923 3 роки тому +2

    1:55 Aye Captain 😅

  • @23bcx
    @23bcx 3 роки тому +6

    The last few lines scream written by Larry David

  • @lumpcrittergravy
    @lumpcrittergravy Рік тому +1

    He couldn't hear her, but in the end him going "that i heard" is comedic gold.

  • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
    @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 3 роки тому +13

    But I don't wanna be a pirate!

  • @Redleader52
    @Redleader52 3 роки тому +11

    Bryant Gumbel's greatest hit!

  • @TinoReyna1984
    @TinoReyna1984 10 місяців тому +1

    You missed the scene where George burned his hands with the iron used for the puffy shirt. 😂

  • @zander4076
    @zander4076 3 роки тому +2

    "That I heard" LOL

  • @GMOTP5738
    @GMOTP5738 3 роки тому +6

    AYYYYEE CAPTAIN! YEAH

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai Рік тому +1

    That shirt HAS to be in a museum somewhere. Wish I could see it lol

  • @achaudhari101
    @achaudhari101 7 місяців тому +1

    I don't know, I could have come up with a lot of various reasons to make sales of this shirt skyrocket. It would be comfortable; it would be a good alternative to business shirts being somewhat uncomfortable (I mean you don't have to button any sleeves on those shirts back then), it's a good casual look and could work for homeless/poor people, and lastly, it's the outfit that the people who created this country wore so it could be patriotic.

  • @romellcotton9929
    @romellcotton9929 3 місяці тому

    Prince enters the chat 😂

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 9 місяців тому +1

    "You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!"

  • @joshuaaskew5598
    @joshuaaskew5598 3 роки тому +15

    He should've had a publicist. Convince him it'd be outrageous. He'd be a renaissance man. Make money from the sales. There's always an up when your up.

  • @attyla3970
    @attyla3970 3 роки тому +5

    But i dont wanna be a pirate.
    Your all puffed up - Elaines Reply🤣🤣🤣

  • @NANR-jn3be
    @NANR-jn3be 2 місяці тому

    Ingenious episode and acting.

  • @ezchannel493
    @ezchannel493 2 роки тому +12

    I would actually wear that pirate shirt. I have pirate shirts that don't have ruffles and they are comfortable.

  • @Dontgo5
    @Dontgo5 7 місяців тому

    Jerry’s the funniest

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 3 роки тому +4

    BEST SITCOM OF ALL TIME!

  • @AlexanderJohnR
    @AlexanderJohnR 2 роки тому +4

    Jerry is already wearing a blue puffy shirt.

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 2 роки тому +1

      He really was throughout the majority of this season. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

  • @fletcherhamilton3177
    @fletcherhamilton3177 8 місяців тому +2

    In fairness the arms on his blue shirt in the first scene there are pretty puffy too . . .

  • @loganpierce9244
    @loganpierce9244 9 місяців тому +2

    Jerry looks like a bad imitation of Neil Diamond on a bad day…!!!!

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 5 місяців тому +1

    Elaine's laugh. How many takes did that scene take. 😅😅😅😅

  • @mathewcipriano4794
    @mathewcipriano4794 10 місяців тому +1

    This would have been the kind of shirt that Prince would have worn to promote his Gold album back in the 90s.

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR Рік тому

    Low talker, I don't want to be a pirate, swinging in the chandelier... all gems here

  • @cooleydbt
    @cooleydbt 9 місяців тому +1

    They must of raided Prince's closet, It's the exact same shirt he wears at the end of Purple Rain😅!

  • @GeorgeSemel
    @GeorgeSemel 3 роки тому +16

    Now that I am a lot older with hearing problems, I run into a lot of low talkers. The Puffy Shirt is one of the best ones.