Destiny 2 - Funny Dialogue 1
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- A video featuring funny dialogue from Destiny 2! This video mainly features ambient and idle dialogue from the vendors at each of the locations, as well as some lines from the radios interspersed throughout the game!
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• Destiny - Funny Dialogue
The first track in the video is The Wilds from the vanilla soundtrack while the second one is an Io ambient music that, as far as I know, has never been officially released. I just stood around on Io with my sound effects and dialogue turned down until it played.
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I almost died when I heard that the Vex were listening to rock music. I love this game so much more.
You think the terminators like dub step or techno?
I thought they would like metal more
@@exacron3854 power metal
I've got this mental image of a Vex Offensive being powered by hair metal.
I can just imagine the Vex viciously headbanging to "Headstrong" xD
"Don't even think about jumping on our display cases, Hunter!"
*turns around with intent*
*jumping intensifies
I *only* jump on the cases when she says that!
With CATASTROPHIC intent
Proceeds to jump on display case 😂
“In it’s dying breath the Traveler created Ghost”
“To open doors”
Even Eris is aware about how we use our ghosts.
A very missable dialogue from the first Destiny! It was a rare dialogue in the Omnigul strike when you had to use Ghost to open the first door.
Car facts.
@@DXAshram for a while there, my strike playlist experience was mostly this one strike, back to back.
Yeah, Ghost just loves his job.
I mean, he can retire if we get some Dark Angels Deathwing Terminators in here, they punch doors into tiny pieces.
You missed my favorite Failsafe line:
"Yes... Yes... No... No, Cayde, I don't think it's possible to 'Vex time-travel and kill Ghaul last week.'"
"Don't those cloaks get heavy?"
*looks at sloane's 100 pound armor*
HMMMMM
Titan can carry weight. Hunters are stick figures.
@@thefiresworddragon927 all the classes are stick figures
@@averagecheesefan1232 Except us Titans who literally wear two thousands tons of tungsten armour. We legit do not give a fuck about "carry limitations".
@@thefiresworddragon927 and us hunters will wear light weight armor because we care about our spines
@@averagecheesefan1232 Yeah, our spines are fucking solid. We're the guys who literally fall 200 feet and take only grazing damage, at worst. Our spines are just build different.
Your legs are built different, I'll say that.
"Rocket launchers are not toys."
Not with that attitude.
Its like he's never tried rocket jumping before
If you believe hard enough they're a fun stress reliever
Some people just don't appreciate the artistic value of lmg paintings
@@TheAsylumCat unless they say "send nudes" then I lose interest
benrod 1321 both in the sense of removing stress and removing the cause of stress.
This makes me want to take a random vex and disarm it only to ask what it's favorite song is.
You go do that. Just fill us in on all the juicy details later.
1:48 CAYDE LIVES, IN THE FORM OF RADIO VOICE LINES
And in strike matches
Jake Johnson where is this?!
What’s wrong with you relax relax more I SAID RELAX 🤣😂🤣 yell that at someone when their stressed out
Nobody:
Babies in public: 0:18
You mean babies on public transport?
@@kyoza5069 same difference.
You can't beat Omnigul screech
Kyoza you mean babies on airlines?
@@sylokthedefiled2691 **Shot fired**
Failsafe: All alone ...... Ugh ...... Humans.
Me: We know Failsafe .... we konw.
Yeah, and Titans sometimes shoulder things. Especially the children Titans! And sometimes we throw hammers. Sometimes we throw grenades like a soldier does. Sometimes we lift. Sometimes we stand around doing nothing. Or sit. Sometimes we dance.
Pretty much your average Titan, really. Me, I just throw around a fire hammer that splits into other fire hammers.
Edit: Oh, and yes, I do punch things, but that's actually mostly because I ran out of ammo and reloading isn't a good idea at the time. Panic punches. Mostly in Crucible.
You praise the sun
I prefer my sword and shotgun. And maybe a shield. Maybe.
@@goldenmine1494 Wow, thank you.
@@thefiresworddragon927 I play hunter more now but I still praise the sun and then It give gun
Edit: spelling
I punched. But I stab now.
1:08 when someone who claims to be a therapist tries to help you
Rasputin predicted you would return.
JUST KIDDING
Excuse me but who in the Oblivion thinks Failsafe's "opera" was anything other than horrific torment converted into sound waves?
Wait, let me rephrase that: who was Failsafe screeching that opera for? Why was Asher more annoyed than scared and confused? I have several questions, no, severe confusion, on what in the world 0:18 was.
To be fair, it's common knowledge amongst most characters that Failsafe just fucking hates existing at this point - they probably deal with her basically being the equivalent of an angsty teen Twitter page fairly often lol
@@NotoriousTitan I don’t think she hates existing, I think she just hates being stuck in the same place with no one to talk to.
Ada: “don’t even think about jumping on the display casings hunter”
Hunter: I have an idea
Inspirational quotes
1."Juice box"
2."what do you mean you can't relax when I am yelling "
3." *...relax..relax more*"
3:29 "Don't even think about jumping on the display cases, Hunter"
* Looks at display cases *
"> u >
Sadly I started playing D2 right when Forsaken came out so I never gotten to experience doing bounties for Cayde
This is ....i never heard that before?! The beginning part with failsafe and asher
.....IKORA! whats this about a book cl-
Ghost: guardian down
3:49
*Bakengangsta has joined the chat*
Baken other account name is called Shin Malphur
Cayde: Youre my favorite, shh! dont tell anybody!
Me, after forsaken: (uncontrollable sobbing)
"You're gonna love this thing! Never regret it."
"No refunds"
4:00 Other times, they literally launch themselves like missiles into their enemies. (BEST. SUPER. EVER!)
3:47 i mean... he is right. his arm is vex and it does influence his brain i think. so he really is the only one who can question and maybe understand the vex
Shaxx yelling “RELAX” is a mood
5:53 I love how it cuts from Shaxx's yelling to Drifter complaining about said yelling.
6:04 Lol, probably listening to AC/DC or Rock 'N Roll All Night!
Metal Gods, more like
DXAshram Never heard of 'em. Kiss and AC/DC are more famous. The latter is linked to America and Australia too, so, big fame there. Everyone has heard of at least one AC/DC song (if it isn't Thunderstruck), why not the Vex?
Though if we learn that they are listening to Through The Fire And Flames, you better mop me off the floor later, cause I will be dead from laughter.
@@thefiresworddragon927 My bad, I should have mentioned the band. Metal Gods is a track by Judas Priest.
DXAshram Never heard of them. I'll look into them.
I miss grabbing maps and stuff from Cayde
"Don't even THINK of jumping on the display cases, *hunter* ."
*hunter looks over at the display cases before clip cuts*
During the Christmas event, I always thought she said, "Slain any, uhm, bugs lately?"
Which I thought was sorta wholesome....boy was I wrong 😂😅
Cayde asking if the awoken had good loot is so funny to me 😭
Honestly love the 2700 timestamp at the beginning. Shows that some planets actually have longer days than others.
These lines are gold.
That said, I feel like there are still lines that were missed (easy to do, given the size of the game).
One of my favorites comes from the Pyramidion strike, when the Taken are involved. Your Ghost notifies Ikora and Asher about this. Upon getting no response, he says the following in utter deadpan:
"That's fine. We're only inside a giant, planet-transforming pyramid with interdimensional specters and reality-bending robots. What could go wrong?"
'With it's dying breath...The Traveller created ghosts...To open doors'-Eris Morn
Eris' talk about how the Traveler created ghost was inspiring...
maybe I should try and make one to open doors too... never thought of that before
I wish cayde still alive D':
I'm a Titan. Yes, I punch everything. Even friends. If you don't get slugged in the jaw by a seven foot mountain of armor, that's not true affection.
Shaxx: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN IM YELLING?! RELAX!
Drifter: is there anywhere in this tower in this tower where you can't hear that one horned idiot?
So perfectly timed :')
No wonder they are on opposite sides of the tower
@@cin492 tru dat
Shaxx sounds way too much like hard(er) core Gordon Ramsay and I love it
"You can't fight when you're that tense Guardian. What's wrong with you? Relax. Relax more. I SAID RELAX!"
Dude you can rocket jump in the game:
Your corpse at least.
Shaxx is Gordon Ramsay of crucible
i am annoyed and I am ARMED. Is a whole mood
Oh yeah Devrim? Have you ever USED a rocket launcher?
I thought it weird that Little Light likes Classical Rock, and then I remembered the Live Action Destiny and Taken King trailers
LoL this just makes the hate between titans hunter and warlocks extends to the npcs as well its pretty funny if you ask me.
Bruh that first one killed me
Wait you were able to by things from Cayde in Destiny 2? I thought you could only do that in Destiny 1?
Failsafe lmaooooooo.
2:33 anybody know the shader he used on randy's?
1:19 To think we'd be getting this info in a cinematic later along with her death. Whelp good things she already wrote the self biography so... Yay? 😕
Was I the only one who didnt know you could sit in front of those box things and they would play radio messages? ive got some sitting to do now.
Huh, I thought those radio things were just decor until mission-specific needed. never knew passing comms were on them
In a cruel way cayde gets the last laugh bicus now nowan can ask him for a refund
“Some people say titans only punch everything, and it’s not true! We shoot things sometimes”
Speak for yourself sloane. I use what I like to call, “big fucking hammer”
2:28
That has got to be a refrance to RvB.
Man I miss Cayde so fuckin much
Sounds like the assistant from journey to planet savage
Noice opera my new jam
My favorite funny dialog is when drifter say.. "your team sucks.. just kidding hehehe"
I miss anna bray........ The old anna bray!
Fail Safe is the incarceration of GLaDOS change my mind lol
Damn that evil toaster
1:10 I SAID RELAX!!!!!!!!
relax Relax more I SAID RELAX REEEEEEEEEEE
When is that Amanda biography coming out?
Im interested in this 2:18
This hurts as a hunter main 3:29
3:40
.... I'm calling Orsirus
I would’ve never guessed that the vex, which are robotic aliens of death that can change time and space to their very liking, like classic rock....
This game is very mixed bag of lore.
Maybe they like some tunes when they work on reshaping all of creation in their image.
7:06 got me more then it should of
Dead orbit are just goths confirmed xD
Wait cayde was a vendor. Why did I join the game so late
Vex are probably slipknot fans
RELAX!!!
Where's the crate you can scan in EDZ that makes your Ghost say a haiku? I'm sad.
0:33 what robes is he using in that shot guardians?
Screeching
Do these radios still work?
Warlocks
1:47 that’s not a d2 line it’s from the omnigul strike in d1.
Sometimes I barely hear 2:28.... I mean technically Shaxx is right
Whats this music
the first one lol
Nice
2:42 What location is that?
0:55 wait.. Deep Stone Crypt was already a thing? wtf
dsc was mentioned in ingame lore before the actual raid
2:52
Where is this thing?!
Now i dont want to kill any Vex anymore
3:29
Ada: Dont jump on those cases
*[IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO THE CASES]*
A real hunter thing to do
Ok BET!
She had reprimanded me with a izanagies too many time
Funny how Ada doesn’t insult warlocks 🤔
"I'm not that heavy"
What's wrong with you?
relax.....relax MORE......
I SAID RELAX!
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN I AM YELLING?! RELAX!!!!*
YOU SHOULD HAVE COUNTED THE GERNADES YOU THROWN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T RELAX WHEN I'M YELLING! *RELAX!!!*
And I never knew drifter had such hate for Shaxx lmao
1:04 and 5:54
You’re my favorite too Cayde! You’ll always be my favorite!😭
H240909 and INCLUDING the no refunds part of him?
You know I was looking for that dialogue until now I finally found it
Key Chi 4:20 That’s probably my favorite.
Shhhh it's okay im with you
He ain't dead, he is
RASPUTIN.
"Careful Titan. I don't need your broad shoulders knocking our wares around."
Ouch, titans are the butt of the jokes in Destiny.
Damn you children! How dare you abuse the Titan Striker subclass in rumble games with no minimap!
sounds more like a compliment than an insult
Jacob Odom Dude, those games are stupid. ALL YOU HEAR is shoulder charges and Fist of Havocs in those games. It's so dumb!
That's going full-Titan, you never go full-Titan.
(Top tree striker main, kinda hypocritical)
Go eat some more crayons, titan main
@@Ripjaw5 my favourites are the brown ones
"They gave you guys flares? I thought we weren't allowed to have flares after I... had nothing to do with why we can't have flares." (Chance Cayde line in Zahn strike)
3:54 well, the titans are brainless.... hunters are reckless..... warlocks are smartasses
Cayde did train me well so....
Recklessness is the new carefulness
Bruh everyone just has it out for Titans I guess 😂
"Slain any, umm, Gods lately?"
Lady, this is Destiny! In Destiny, we kill gods for sport! Up to Forsaken, we have killed at least 4 gods. Not sure about Shadowkeep, but if there is one there, then it is 5.
We kill god's for breakfast, smaller units for snacks, destroy weapons and warships for lunch, slay other guardians for dinner, and for dessert? We kill....... OURSELVES FROM REALLY HIGH LEDGES AND FALLING OFF THE MAPS!!!
We kill gods and start breakdancing!
ZRTL *claps in approval*
The lone Courier Lol, so true.
A bit ancient, but the same thing happens in Wizard101. The victory animation is a dance.
Even if you are next to death.
Yeah the only ones who match us are the architects
“Rocket launchers are not toys” Literally any hunter “Bullsh*t!”
Echo Main As anyone, or Vault of Glass raid: *nervous sweating*
Edit: I'm… honestly surprised not a single person has liked my comment. Does anyone remember about the whole Gjarlhorn raid group things?
Hunters? I'm a titan!
*everyone
Since when are they not toys?
As a hunter main I can say that anything is a toy
Devrim Kay: "I've seen many strange things on walls over the years. You guardians account for much of that. Rocket launchers are not toys." 😂😂😂
When you're an unkillable being you gotta have some fun with rocket launchers
So what is the joke there? Guardian blood?
Titan: He he. Rocket gun go *BOOM!*
@@trickytreyperfected1482 using gjallarhorn in patrol
Asher: *claims to be the most qualified about the vex*
Osiris: *Thats where your wrong kiddo*
Vex find doom music
Everything: I'm in danger
XD!