Jerma once again goes on a rant about how aliens _that achieved interstellar travel_ cannot comprehend tacos and basic musical instruments like they’re cavemen.
well to be fair, the aliens might not care for music so it never developed into something like we have imagine telling aliens, who have no proper concept for music, that humans dedicate so much time, effort and brain power into some funny noises, and it has physical effects on us
The Texaco Bob Hope ads had aliens that used Fossil fuel to get to Earth and visit a Texaco. Apparently whoever wrote that ad shares similar thoughts with Jerma.
I was literally pouring whole milk in my cereal bowl when he asked if anyone actually drank it. And I had to awkwardly eat my cereal while he explained that whole milk tasted like meat and blood.
You’ve got to be joking, right? Like I didn’t watch the stream, but the first half of this highlight reel is him telling 3 of the most batshit crazy stories I’ve ever heard from him + an alien rant. I feel like this highlight reel only looks less batshit insane than the ultra kill highlight reel
Thank you for telling me this. I don’t know what would have become of me if I never knew that the title originally said “Jemra”. You quite possibly just saved my life ❤
when Jerma imitated toy dogs barking across the mall my dog looked at me and turned her head in confusion a couple of times as if hearing actual dogs bark. glad jerma can influence a wild audience as well, just hope he didn't say something fucked up
He repeats that the elevator passengers couldn't see him to hide the fact that they were actively terrified and were holding down the close door button because they all had just escaped the meat grinder dungeon. He was the first one off the elevator because he was the only one that got off the elevator.
jerma's actively walking into the rube goldberg death traps that the protagonists narrowly escape and Death absolutely refuses to let Jerma ruin his plans so the already elaborate schemes now have to avoid this absolute PSYCHO at all costs
You're so fast, I feel like at a certain point we're gonna get these edits before the stream even ends. We're gonna get new Jerma moments before they even go live
The compilation of that disaster Red Dead Redemption stream was the first Jerma related thing I had ever seen and it hooked me into watching every other video he had on both channels. Absolutely legendary stream
Splash Mountain also tends to have a really short line, since they re-tooled it by making it worse, instead of retheming it to remove its association with Song of the South, so any part of the ride that's outside has no animatronics at all, so the song just sort of stops for a while. It's also falling into disrepair, you can see parts of some of the animatronics that are falling apart, or conspicuous spots where one is missing. So the lines for it are super short most days. It's great.
he MADE UP all the "rule of thirds" comments. I was there. No one was saying that. He literally just made it up so he could talk about it. What a PSYCHO
Jerma once again goes on a rant about how aliens _that achieved interstellar travel_ cannot comprehend tacos and basic musical instruments like they’re cavemen.
i cant wait for the 4+ hour compilation of this rant
well to be fair, the aliens might not care for music so it never developed into something like we have
imagine telling aliens, who have no proper concept for music, that humans dedicate so much time, effort and brain power into some funny noises, and it has physical effects on us
I love how he assumes aliens will be like autistic savants that have the abilities for interstellar travel, but NOTHING else
The Texaco Bob Hope ads had aliens that used Fossil fuel to get to Earth and visit a Texaco.
Apparently whoever wrote that ad shares similar thoughts with Jerma.
I was literally pouring whole milk in my cereal bowl when he asked if anyone actually drank it. And I had to awkwardly eat my cereal while he explained that whole milk tasted like meat and blood.
you didn't have to... even more fucked up that you did anyway........
Why were you prepping a bowl of cereal whilst watching Jerma..?
I was doing it too. I always watch jerma during breakfast
me eating my almond milk cereal listening to him say that my breakfast is killing california
too late he made me eat onion rings for a month when that was new
Jerma wanting everyone to pray for him at a specific time is really telling of his true character.
He wanted to be real so bad he's using our spiritual power as energy to manifest into our world
They'll be praying for his demise, I know I'll be
Personally, I'll be thinking about Jerma accidently squeezing his balls between his thighs in his sleep, because it's funny to me
charles manson andy
@@Dodonko Egregore Andy
He didn't even play the game, he just talked about random things while running around aimlessly
The best type of stream
substitute teacher programming
first jerma video? he never plays the game
You must be new here
It's like you've never seen a streamer before
Jerma's least unhinged stream ft. sickness debuff
You’ve got to be joking, right? Like I didn’t watch the stream, but the first half of this highlight reel is him telling 3 of the most batshit crazy stories I’ve ever heard from him + an alien rant. I feel like this highlight reel only looks less batshit insane than the ultra kill highlight reel
@@Orang_Himbleton did I stutter
@@parrfume ok I will bend over. Hope nothing bad hap--
@@parrfume yes. And i will bully you for your lisp.
@@parrfume No sir
I hate that Jerma NEVER tweets the funny stuff he tells us are in his draft, he just uses it as a journal
In fairness - I feel like the elevator story was way funnier as a stream bit than as a tweet. Think of all the additional de
@@arbitraryconfusion he was killed before he could finish his comment :(
@@SwizzleDrizzl he peeped the horror
PSA: The title originally said "Jemra". That's it. I just think it's funny.
Thank you for telling me this. I don’t know what would have become of me if I never knew that the title originally said “Jemra”. You quite possibly just saved my life ❤
This comment saved me from dying in a car accident! Thanks for saving my life with this information!
jer,a...
j.ema945??..
ugh, jerba?
when Jerma imitated toy dogs barking across the mall my dog looked at me and turned her head in confusion a couple of times as if hearing actual dogs bark. glad jerma can influence a wild audience as well, just hope he didn't say something fucked up
i speak dog and my dog told me that jerma said some weird shit about agreeing with kanye west
As Jerma is not a human, he can appeal to a wide audience without bias.
@@eyewai jerma LOVES hentai???
bad news, theyre tearing his ass apart on the dog internet rn
I never thought that I would learn lessons about photography from Jerma out of all people
wasn’t he a wedding photographer?
@@Russo-cy5pg I forgot about that lol
It's what makes him an exceptional eclown
@@Russo-cy5pg 6 months I believe
He repeats that the elevator passengers couldn't see him to hide the fact that they were actively terrified and were holding down the close door button because they all had just escaped the meat grinder dungeon. He was the first one off the elevator because he was the only one that got off the elevator.
Jerma reminding us he wouldn't survive final destination, he's getting mauled by elevators in normal destination.
jerma's actively walking into the rube goldberg death traps that the protagonists narrowly escape and Death absolutely refuses to let Jerma ruin his plans so the already elaborate schemes now have to avoid this absolute PSYCHO at all costs
NARCISSISTIC streamer demands POSITIVE ENERGY SPIRIT BOMB from his viewers at 8AM EASTERN TIME
8am eastern time
8AM Eastern time
8AM eastern time
8am ET
You're so fast, I feel like at a certain point we're gonna get these edits before the stream even ends. We're gonna get new Jerma moments before they even go live
Cheltie gets the streams in advance
@@maxgamesst1 PRERECORDED STREAMER
@@joymoding prerecorded editor
prestream chat edits
He is living inside jerma's walls
You can tell that Jerma has been preparing all his life to be put in charge of the first contact team
The fact that Jerma felt that he had to entertain the elevator hostages just shows us how much of a tuber and streamer he is.
This was such a good “walk in circles and tell stories” stream
I would gladly help Jerma gather enough Genki to defeat Majin Boo any day of the week
what's up jemra fans
The sky lmao
@@tiredinside meet me in the denny's parking lot
@@SwizzleDrizzl 😳
hello fellow jrema fan
He wont let me sleep
The positive thought legit sounds like the start of a cult
*basically every major religion
The fact Jerma doesn't know how many metres are in a kilometre is a real NA education moment
I almost got my fingers crushed by an elevator door while trying to open it like they do in video games and movies.
Honey, it's 3pm, time for you daily Jerma prayer! Wouldn't want you going into the meat grinder today!
27:00
"I'm playing a videogame" he says as he rants and slams into the same two walls repeatedly, accomplishing nothing.
how do you genuinely watch jerma for the gameplay
I love Ot'oh and would protect him with my life.
His name is OTTO 😡
Fake fan 😡
so sad to see him go. will be praying for his family
I cant usually watch jerma cuz of timezones, but this stream i joined exactly during the photo rant, and then fell asleep
same here with the timezones. fell asleep to jerma's streams a few times and it always gave me fucked up dreams. man has some serious dark energy
26:13 couldn't dodge a slowly closing door
Right when I needed something to sleep to, cheltie delivers. Thank you for saving my night once more 🙏
How are you sleeping
Shhhhh he's asleep
BITCH WAKE UP!!
jerma doesn't know that elevator's have an "open door" button
Cheltie the speed at which you edits these streams is insane
I love how Jerma thinks fife and drum is our best shot at surviving alien judgement
Love these streams when the game is less directed/more open, cause then he just goes on about random stories and ideas it's funny af
Him acting like a teacher is so cute
The compilation of that disaster Red Dead Redemption stream was the first Jerma related thing I had ever seen and it hooked me into watching every other video he had on both channels. Absolutely legendary stream
Jerma is an average oat milk enjoyer and has increased my respect for him greatly
Why does Jerma leave all the best tweets I've ever heard in drafts? I would get Twitter again if he posted these
Hes literally so fucking high on this one im howling
Thrilled to see the classic In-N'-Out style chin return in the new series
...what?
INANE streamer gets his body CRUSHED into PASTE by elevator doors TWICE then begs his ACOLYTES to pray for him so he can REGENERATE
I have literally never typed "ounces to liters" into google once in my entire life.
Thank you, cheltie. Now I have something to do as I’m waiting to get tired again because I randomly woke up at 5.
Deity Andy
6:58 i randomly clicked on this and was in shock because there was zero context
"two of us in the room...err..two aliens"
The door crushing jerma explains why he looks so crooked
Sending my energy and a pıpe bom to jerma rn.
HE TALKING ABOUT DODGING AXE AGAIN.
I like the idea that the elevator is perfectly fine its just that Jerma isn't considered real enough for an elevator to consider him real.
Love the edits, you keep me sane
Doing god's work as always cheltie
Dog's work 🙏
I really don't understand why he thinks aliens would be less advanced than us
This was like going on a walk with jerma and just having a conversation
I joined the stream at the exact time that he started talking about praying for him
Thank you for this edit, Cheltie, sending positive thoughts and good vibes to you 🙏
Cheltie is a true legend
Jerma cult leader arc starts here
Oh shit askew Andy is back
jemra rans rise up !
Whole milk CHAD Jerma is BASED
The Red Dead stream brings me way back
Somewhere there’s security footage of Jerma being squished in an elevator
i honestly loved Jerma’s Deadpool lmao, no idea what everyone’s talking about
this video is blowing my mind
14:04 Literally everyone who has ever had a Dole Whip when they are reminded of pineapples:
Splash Mountain also tends to have a really short line, since they re-tooled it by making it worse, instead of retheming it to remove its association with Song of the South, so any part of the ride that's outside has no animatronics at all, so the song just sort of stops for a while. It's also falling into disrepair, you can see parts of some of the animatronics that are falling apart, or conspicuous spots where one is missing. So the lines for it are super short most days. It's great.
oh my god this is my dream game i love it!! 😭😭😭😭
he MADE UP all the "rule of thirds" comments. I was there. No one was saying that. He literally just made it up so he could talk about it. What a PSYCHO
# iwas here for Jemra
This stream was so short I missed it all 😞
I wish he made some abnormal jokes this stream, felt really weak with the cute dogs and lack of gore. I miss the SCORN days :(
20:41 "two of us in the room, two aliens" EXPOSED
Its 2:26 AM EST what kind of unhinged stream is he doing now I want to sleep.
I was literally looking up measurement conversions on google for hw at the same time he was ranting about it. That's crazy
28:07 Jerma does his best Zugg impression
the metric system prefix conversation made me explode
I don't really know why he's surprised whole milk tastes like meat, like it's in the name. They use the WHOLE cow.
I love the thumbnail btw
jermath:
1000 kilometers = 1 kilometer
1,000,000 = 1 millimeter
entirely right about oat milk btw. gift from the heavens
I was really hoping this would have been a stream of just jerma taking photos of Otto
VERY chaotic discussions this stream, 10/10
Damn first goat cheese, now whole milk, then saves it with oat milk
It was kinda silly when the game dev popped into the stream at about the same time as Jerma was trying to start a cult
Jerma's Senate run is confirmed. 30:45
I don't know if I'm more excited for the battle axe stream or the Among Us VR stream
I bet corpse husband is just jerma after a block of cheddar
Hey chat, wouldn’t it be funny if you all like PRAYED to me as if I was GOD? Haha. No but like let’s just do it as a joke!
I drink whole milk
Jerma no! Now you’ve given all the Voodoo Andys an exact time to strike. Whilst everyone else is praying to you, the Voodoo Andys break your back!
cheltie yet again with the most quality highlights 👏👏
You don’t start the aliens with a cheesy Gordita crunch
OAT MILK CHADS RISE UP!
He doesn't remember the exact words of his embarrassing moments? Lucky.
I drink whole milk. If I buy something I'm buying the whole thing. Not 2% of it.
I have cereal with whole milk
be careful of those doors
1:35 FUCK YES, Jerma IS AN OAT MILK CHAD
No but the hot pretzel thing is ABSOLUTELY true
streamer baits people into using his green screen clips so he can sue them and fuel his funko pop addiction
jemra