leaves duck meat, broth out for a day or two, serves it stone cold customer understandably doesn't enjoy paying 60 dollars for this 'what what what what's wrong with the duck?!'
I haven't laughed in like a full year+ and this stream fucked me up so bad that my laughs aren't what they used to be, my lungs collapse, i squeal and eyes just spray
Hey I noticed those quick speedups, great edits! You hit the perfect balance of still having most of the stream and just skipping or fast forwarding some parts.
52:57 is my favorite moment by far. Already low standards, serving microwaved fish at a supposedly fancy restaurant, Hall of the mountain king loudly playing. Another trout order comes in and he tries to quickly throw a whole fish into the microwave but it bounces off the back, he tries again and it audibly smacks against the microwave door and flys away at the speed of sound. At that moment he truly gave up, continuing to serve: gazpacho with so much oil, raw tuna with 24g of pepper, a loaf of bread (instead of salmon), weeks old soup, and 2 tomatoes in a bowl before realizing he can just quit the game
27:08 prob the funniest part for me. imagining he was just cutting the one lemon and the others decided to be cut too with the "what are you doing to me"
I haven't watched this yet but thank you Skye for these, I'm a recent Jerma fan and I can't believe how many of these edits have gotten me through some pretty bad days. Have a great week.
yes. they make bowls of ‘gazpachio’ and leave them scattered over the floor next to bowls of tomato soup, which will occasionally get whole fucking potatoes tossed at ☺️
i love that the makers of the game put in the hall of the mountain king on the radio music list it just adds so much to the chaos already happening here
I'm not physically capable of editing recent Jerma streams right now, sorry. I wrote about this in a community post: ua-cam.com/users/postUgxEW-hGuYd2PsS4cwZ4AaABCQ
Imagine ordering a baked trout and the waiter brings you a whole fish with scales that's been deepfried. And then you give it 3 stars.
Fried fish tastes good
@@eddyspaghetti6211welcome to England!
He just liked it although it wasn't his order.
@eddyspaghetti6211 you must've missed the part where all the scales were still attached
@twoOfThemThangs adds texture
"Todd Howard is beating someone in the audience" fucking broke me
fuck i shoulda mentioned the timestamp, welp time for a rewatch then
27:40
Some poor chap asked for tomato soup and they get two whole tomatoes in a bowl
"Chew well, your stomach won't know the difference"
leaves duck meat, broth out for a day or two, serves it stone cold
customer understandably doesn't enjoy paying 60 dollars for this
'what what what what's wrong with the duck?!'
Insane chef comes back to work and serves 2 day old floorsoup to unsuspecting customers
SUSPECT! He is the impersonator
last stream he said it was 6 in-game days old lmao
I still can’t get over the dude that honks every time he drives by
restaurant owner minmaxxing soups and exploiting customers for profits
"the plights of capitalism"
guys it isN'T A SAFETY HAZARD!!! It's called efficiency🙌
The Saul Goodman of Chefs
The chat screaming E3 conference is the equivalent of a tired mom getting off of work and the kids screaming 'McDonalds' in the back of the car
The last second floor trout, with burnt deep-fried lemons got me
my face physically hurt after laughing so hard at the last 3 minutes of jerma panic mode
I haven't laughed in like a full year+ and this stream fucked me up so bad that my laughs aren't what they used to be, my lungs collapse, i squeal and eyes just spray
All while the hall of the mountain king plays and a fish ricochets off a microwave into the ceiling
I think it takes a special mind to dream in sequential order
Him calling gazpacho "gazpachio" droves me more nuts than it should have lmao
This was better than any E3.
These cooking sim streams are simultaneously some of the most infuriating and most enjoyable streams I’ve seen from Jerma.
Jerma is such a genius chef, only he could come up with the advanced recipe of salmon-free salmon filet
Hey I noticed those quick speedups, great edits! You hit the perfect balance of still having most of the stream and just skipping or fast forwarding some parts.
Floor Soup is my favorite series
> Todd has the flu
> september 2019
m-m-m-m-m monkaS
52:57 is my favorite moment by far. Already low standards, serving microwaved fish at a supposedly fancy restaurant, Hall of the mountain king loudly playing. Another trout order comes in and he tries to quickly throw a whole fish into the microwave but it bounces off the back, he tries again and it audibly smacks against the microwave door and flys away at the speed of sound.
At that moment he truly gave up, continuing to serve: gazpacho with so much oil, raw tuna with 24g of pepper, a loaf of bread (instead of salmon), weeks old soup, and 2 tomatoes in a bowl before realizing he can just quit the game
What an incredibly tense and stressful last few minutes
i really appreciate your edits skye, your edits always help me relax at the end of a long day. thank u
27:08 prob the funniest part for me. imagining he was just cutting the one lemon and the others decided to be cut too with the "what are you doing to me"
wait he played it AGAIN?? oh my god i have to watch this tysm i didnt know he played it again
I haven't watched this yet but thank you Skye for these, I'm a recent Jerma fan and I can't believe how many of these edits have gotten me through some pretty bad days. Have a great week.
I love when It goes like super speed cause it makes Jerma look like a master chef
this is literally how a kitchen preps though which I find extremely soothing
yes. they make bowls of ‘gazpachio’ and leave them scattered over the floor next to bowls of tomato soup, which will occasionally get whole fucking potatoes tossed at ☺️
Gordon Ramsay would become homicidal in this kitchen. 4 to 5 days old!?!?
Lol the end to this was so chaotic
Thanks for the edit skye, can’t wait for the project you’re working on :D
ur welCUM baby!
@@axmoylotl what
This man is absolutely insane
These edits are so good. I feel like I’ve been watching jerma years after binging this channel
not even 2 minutes in and the game is already fuckin w him, that's how u know its gonna b good (also thx for the edit as always!!!)
my cheek had never been that hurt in the first one and now this, you're gonna kill me
Thanks for the part 2 Skye! Can't wait for the next bug project, whenever that comes!
🐜
🕷
@@A_Toaster small enemy spider
the long awaited sequel, thanks skye!
YOU'RE BACK
i love that the makers of the game put in the hall of the mountain king on the radio music list it just adds so much to the chaos already happening here
Yoo, i was waiting for this!
thank you so much skye.
His Todd Howard impression was perfect.
I definitely tore something oh my god
Awesome edit as always Skye! 💚 Can't wait to see what your future project is-no matter what it is. Jerma related or not :)
The ending is the hardest I've laughed in.. well your last cooking sim edit
5:33 jerma into the jermaverse/jerma into the spiderverse
Thank you Skye! hope you enjoy some time to yourself on your break.
Thanks so much
ANOTHER VIDEO OF THIS YES I'M SO HAPPY
This edit is so good I was like ACTUALLY laughing out loud
"some people like raw meat"
I do
more floor (flour) soup!
How many ducks died for this mans floor soup?
Hail to the king
why does he press his spatula down every time
Thank you. Like the new profile pic btw :)
Aye, thanks pimp
"From the floor to your mouth" dear GOD that is funny
Floor soup! My favorite!
holy shit, 2.1kg of "fries" in that basket is insane.
im fucking dying!!!!
💀
Baked Trout (Fried)
Thanks skye!
This game stresses me out haha
The Skye provides!
37:13 monkaS
@The Jerma985 hey can we get an mla citation on this guy
omg i love this
*YES*
SKYE PLEASE DO LONG EDITS OF THE LATEST STREAMS
I'm not physically capable of editing recent Jerma streams right now, sorry.
I wrote about this in a community post: ua-cam.com/users/postUgxEW-hGuYd2PsS4cwZ4AaABCQ
Jerma ought to play terminator resistance on stream :)
New skye edit SlugPog
from now on i shall call jerma joe 37:12
23:56 God this game is so bad
6j😂no😂😂😂😂