Going to The Restaurant With Your Wife is a Nightmare: Steve Treviño
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- In this featured clip, we present Steve Treviño's latest special, "Til Death." Hailing from Texas, the state known for its mouthwatering barbecue, historical landmarks like the Alamo, and of course, its talented comedians. Treviño, widely recognized as a relatable husband and father figure, offers a refreshingly honest and humorous perspective on the joys and challenges of marriage, parenthood, and navigating life with your best friend by your side.
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Prepare to relate to Treviño's comical take on the seemingly simple task of dining out with your spouse, as he skillfully highlights the often-overlooked nuances and dynamics that can turn a casual restaurant visit into a hilarious adventure.
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He knows my wife!! He knows everyone’s wife!! 😂
ahaha no
I was going to say the second part of your comment... his wife, your wife, my wife, everyone's wife.. I think they do it just to try and drive us all crazy..
I look up menus on my phone before we arrive. I always know what I want when my time comes. I got a strong marriage baby! ❤
Did you tell her to be ready an hour or so BEFORE it was the actual time to leave?
Pay attention James
@@johnhumphrey755 sorry, didn't see her moniker. But tell me the situation I presented isn't too common.
Same! I eat plant-based, so I check it out beforehand & am ready! 😄👍🏻
when seated in a restaurant, I would literally hold up my hand and shout to the waitress as she approached : "STOP ! Do NOT hand that woman a menu or we'll be hear all night"
going to a restaurant with my ex became embarrassing: she just couldn't decide what she wanted. We had to ask the wait staff for more time over and over and over and over again. And, when she finally decided, when it arrived, she had 2nd thoughts (again!). There were times I had to trade my plate for hers. Good Grief!!!
I came to realize that every time we(she) asked for more time, she also ordered another drink. Guess she needed to get her buzz on first.
It sounds like she was giving you manliness tests and you failed every time. Is she still with you? I could be wrong about you, but I was that way and not assertive enough and she walked all over me.
@@latetotheparty184 You're probably right. I do know that other beautiful girls would try to get my attention when I was with her, it's a power play and insecurity with really good looking GIRLS. Not women, GIRLS. She needed someone to think for her, my mistake was not being a (CAVE)man. She didn't walk all over me, but when she fell OUT of love with me, she turned to her 'back ups', which ALL Girls have.
@@jameschan9634maybe if you chose partners based on something more substantial and less superficial than looks, you would have better luck in the personality department.
I had an ex like this but before we even made plans there was a routine, #1 what do you have a taste for. If the answer was “I don’t know” I would keep throwing out ideas or we simply didn’t leave the house. #2 Once there was a decision that helped dictate the restaurant but I would still make her look at the menu before leaving until she found something she really liked. This built it up in here head so way less likely to change her mind when we got there. It still happened but usually to something else she built up in her head thinking about it on the drive over. I highly recommend these steps to ANYONE if you’re meeting friends or a big group for dinner. Waaaay too many distractions talking to pay close attention to the menu. So long as the drinks are coming everyone can gab and take their time because I/we already know what we want. This should be common sense to most people you would think.
OMG a skit of my life word for word. I'm so glad it's not just me and you were absolutely hilarious at telling it👍👍👍
Unrelated question: If someone were to try to get into the Grateful Dead, what album should they start with?
@@anonymouslakernerd7214 HI. my favorite is American Beauty, when they did that album they were out in the woods with nature quite a bit. Their most notable album is 'In The Dark" that is what really catapulted them into the main stream that is the album where touch of grey premiers on. Now if you want a true sense of the jam band that they were I would have to say their Europe 72 album. They were truly the best jam band and when you hear the saying " There is nothing like a grateful dead concert that was very very true. Sorry I could ramble on about them forever, I got to follow them for 1 summer and it was truly the best summer of my life. I hope this helps.
When I worked in fast food, one of the thing that would infuriate me working the till inside the restaurant was when you get those customers who have waiting in line for a few minutes, then go “hmmm what do I want?” 🤯
So, you’ve met the wife! 😩
This is funny because it’s the opposite here it is my husband.
Me too
We have the same thing, my husband never knows what he wants at the drive through. My daughter and I just just breathe 😊
That’s why this is funny?
@@anonymouslakernerd7214😂😂😂
The one that gets me is when, for example, I tell the waitress, "I'll have the cheeseburger with bacon," and my wife asks me, "Where is that on the menu?" I point to it on the menu and she says, "Oh, yeah, the cheeseburger with bacon."
This shit is true. When we went to a restaurant. We would end up switching plates because she would always prefer what I was having.
I would say "You could’ve picked the same.” 🤦🏻♂️
Absolutely dead on correct. The worst is the Prime Directive: We must ask for substitutions! Can I get a vegetable instead of the fries? Can I get spinach instead of peas? Can I get cottage cheese instead of corn? And never forget: Cooked onions GREAT, raw onions BAD!
You should go to jail for breaking my ribs from laughter 😂😂😂😂
This kind of video should be seen by every couple planning to get married because it is so real. It's a fact this happens and everyone should be warned. 😊😊😊😊
The McDonalds joke is re-cycled joke by John Pinette, just with a wife twist.
I hate when comics rip-off other comics routines. Disgusting.
Do you have whole wheat buns? I can just see the employee laughing as he/she says "yes."😂
My stepdaughter interrogates the server like he’s a suspect - lol - what seasonings are used, what oil is it cooked in, are the vegetables local, any msg & on & on - by the time she orders with special customizations, you would hardly recognize it as the menu item - we make her order last, so that she doesn’t have time to change her mind while the rest of us order ! But we love her , anyway! She says my thing is that I never want to sit in the first location offered - ha ! She’s not lying …. I guess we all have our little funny things ! Happy New Year to all from sunny Central Florida 😎
Excellent! What a great set. Thanks man, that was F'n funny as......
There was a restaurant in W.L.A that had 100 different burgers. I got a copy of the menu for her to study before I took her there. Then when we got there she still had to stand for 20 minutes reading the exact as I had given her the day before.
Every single time we go out to eat, this happens.
We’ve been there twenty minutes and everyone’s halfway through their first drink and looking around for the waiter.
Waiter arrives. Everyone ready to order?
Everyone: Yes.
My wife: Picks up menu! 🤬
My wife does this too. Everyone gives their orders and she opens the menu, takes her time and makes the waiter stand there for days. Then she smiles and hands him the menu without telling him what type of starch, salad, salad dressing she wants . Now the poor guy has to politely ask her and go through the list of possible choices on all three things. I turn the other away and act like I’m not with her. 😂
@@user-hj5le6lo9w I feel your pain, brother 😢
sorry, i am the same way
@@user-hj5le6lo9whonestly, I think it’s disrespect towards other people and the waiter. And subconscious desire for attention. I hate when one person makes the whole group wait😡
My husband worked at wendys for three years in high school. Without fail everytime we pull to the window at wendys and i ask, what are you having? He says i dont kbow, i gotta look at the menu. Uggghhhh!!! Lol
That’s funny
Hilarious! The delivery was so awesome.
My favorite question while I'm looking at the menu, "What did I get last time?"....
My biggest pet peeve is when our restaurant server arrives at our table to take drink orders and she hasn’t even looked at the drink menu. Like come on baby, it’s the same routine every time. Now the server won’t be back for 15 minutes. Server comes back and she just orders the house red wine like she always does anyway.
Download and study the menu before you go out, decide beforehand what you want and don't stray from the plan! 😃
Haha same here, whenever my wife and I stop for fast food, she ends up with the same thing every time, but always has to study the menu for 5-10 minutes 1st. I always have to wave people standing in line behind us to go forward, while we endure this ritual!
I love this guy!! How have i never heard or seen of him for so many years😂😂😅😅
Even the laugh machine is giving up on this guy
Love his jokes, funny without offending anyone 🎉
Besides every single married woman, nobody got shamed.
I can’t wait till this whole "offended" thing blows over.
So...boring.
So you're the car that was in front of me at the drive thru
...whilst waiting 40 minutes I was screaming for Pete's sake that menu is NOT that big to choose from😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watch men and women in check out lines. Men are standing there with cash and credit cards out and ready in their hands. Women don’t even unbutton their coats or get their purses out. Instead they just stand there, and when the cashier tells them the total amount, they look utterly gobsmacked that someone expects them to pay for their purchases. “Oh!” they exclaim, and rifle through their purses in astonishment at this surprise turn of events.
Awesome hilarious 😂
Or when she says get my usual and then you get her usual and it want to be in the wrong thing or she does not want it anymore. That's when you start to get grey hairs
Good Stuff.
I thank you.
His routines are funny but … altogether too true.
Every time I got to thinking about getting married, I took a look at all the married couples I knew … the ones that weren’t already divorced … and my intended’s mother … and put that idea back onto the bottom of my bucket list.
Same here only reversed, no husband and no children were the best decisions I ever made.
@@u4riahsc You just haven't met me. Lucky you!
When i go to lunch with a certain friend, she wants to chat. So do I, but i want to order first. When i can get a word in, I ask her if she knows what she wants. Picks up menu, barely looks at it, sets it down to finish her story. This can be repeated a few times (sending the waiter a way, which is in its self risky - sometimes they disappear). Drives me nuts!
“…I don’t say that because I love my wife…”😅
I just went to a McDonald's today. The service was so bad, customers at the walk up were complaining about the wait. We stood in line so long just to order, we left because time was becoming an issue. There was only one person at the one cash register. It's almost as if they want to fail.
John Pinette had a similar bit about people in front of him in line at McDonalds.
Funny. Sounds a bit like Sebastian Maniscalco's delivery.
Sebastien Maniscalco did a bit about the wife and restaurant also...
I guess love means accepting people just like that.
I liked this bit the first time, when Sebastian Maniscalco did it.
The way I say it is…. ‘Look skip the health questions, Brad Pitt isn’t coming for you anytime soon so relax a bit’ 😂😂
HILARIOUSLY TRUE 😂
I'm a woman with two sisters that do this. Pull up online menu beforehand if possible. Give hints if you have to, "oh look the special is..." It sometimes works.😂
❤ Too darn funny!!!
So true.
I will find the menu online and figure out what I want before I go in the restaurant. There’s never a time when I don’t know what I want. I would be so embarrassed to make someone wait.
1:00 lmfao took awhile but that punchline
Whole wheat buns 😂😂😂
Freash ice tea 😂😂😂
Yes, it always happens. It takes me 30 secs to pick food, she is still deciding 10 mins later and asking me. 😅
This guy is hilarious!
Mine wants to add this, extra that, special sauce order, no ice in drink then wonders why it’s not all right
I love your wife. I'm a virgo ♍️ also. She 's a wonderful woman 😅.
The video is only half through, and I see my wife. When I used to go through McDonald’s with her in the evening to get her coffee on the way back to work at the office, I would ask them if they took Hawaiian money. Many times they had to ask the manager, and the answer was no. another thing, if you want to go out to eat tonight where do you want to go? I don’t know pick someplace. Let’s go to a, no I don’t like that place. Let’s go to B, no, they don’t have good drinks there. It’s part of the DNA and their gene pool did not get a filter.
What I do, is throw out the first three or four places that I absolutely don’t want to go to because I know she’s gonna say “no”. I make the restaurant I actually want to eat at like the fifth option after she’s gotten the “no” reflex out of her system.
@@matthewrammig
Your comment just popped up and I agree with you. That is good thinking. Today, December 24, I met my son and a friend of mine for breakfast this morning at one of the local restaurants. My son related a story from last evening when he got a call from a friend of his in Ocean City, Maryland, where my son has beach home. His friend is married with three kids and he’s saying to my son you are so lucky. I wish you were here so I could come over to your house and sit outside on the balcony or in the living room listen to the quiet and not be asked a bunch of questions because I’m just about sick of Christmas already, and it will be worse tomorrow. My son replied to him. I planned it this way that’s why I’m not married. In all fairness, there’s lots of pros and cons to everything.. lol. I related to my son to tell his friend that it would be important if he went to my sons home and checked on everything. He does usually once every week or so and that way he can get away from everyone and he can lie as much as he wants about why he has to do that quickly.
Adorable
Yeah… I don’t play these games.
Always be considerate and respectful but take the lead.
A good woman will ALLOW you to take the lead because YOU gained her trust.
Take the lead on what she eats?? Really?
Just like a horse!
Funny how nobody picked up on the fact this is a John Pinette skit almost verbatim.
When did drive-thru menu screens start this changing menu board that rotates through different options and is never on the screen you want when it is your turn to order?
I remember my first girlfriend making us a half hour late to a movie because she was still “getting ready”. Putting on makeup to go to a dark movie theatre, they were all pretty much the same. The female mind is a puzzle to me, I was always in trouble and then I’d make it worse because I didn’t know why I was in trouble. Been alone for a long time now and I’m lonely but… it’s so peaceful.
Yep , going out somewhere, mine would have all day to get ready, know it would take an hour but only start half an hour before we had to leave, I'd get sick of waiting, go sit in the car and listen to music, then I'd get growled at for making her feel under pressure. They're a different breed.
He's very good
the fast food menu joke has been done before.
I’m blessed to not have a goofy wife like this; she was raised by a real man and a good woman, which is we’ve lasted 20 years strong 😂
Just wondering what she would say about you…if you could not read it 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
Man, you are describing my ex-wife!
This is my husband to the tee... and we have mcdees App!!!!!
He took the McDonald's joke from John pinette and the female voice from Sebastian Maniscalco
Funny stuff
Sounds right
Only husbands r laughing , period ! 😂✌🤣
Lol I do the same thing ,when she asked what do they have I say the same f****** thing they've had for 20 damn years you know the menu how the hell do you not know what you wanted before we ever even gotten the damn car you know where we were going aaahhhhh!!
I worked in coffee shops for years and on multiple occasions, I waited on men who, while I was helping them, had to call their wives or girlfriends to confirm the ingredients. Unless a woman’s drink is written down in all of its fine and specific details, men will face a lot of disappointment by ordering it.
How about this oldie but goodie? I dont care where we go then she vetoes 4 places in a row?
Hahahahahaha 😅😊🤣😊
When we go to the restaraunt with friends, I have to remind my wife to look at the menu otherwise the waiter will come and everybody else will know what they want but her and THEN she finally picks up the menu realizing why we're all here.
Oh, I thought this was a comedy clip. But it's a documentary.
My wife always Gnocchi. We've been together for 30 years and always Gnocchi. Try something different 😂😂😂
I'd say her liking the same thing over and over again is a good thing considering she's married.
🤣🤣👍🏾.
So funny because it's true.
John pinnette called from rhe grave. Said stop stealing his routine.
Would be interesting to have view about her "husband"
My wife isn't quite this bad, but I do have to "prepare" her in the drive-through line, like "baby you know what you want, it's about our turn". She's always buried in her phone!
😂😂😂
That's why I'm single!!!!
In my case, it’s the husband!! Sometimes I just want to order for him. Or, just tell him to order 1 of everything on the menu…
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😂😂😂😂
I'm a woman and if I know the restaurant ahead of time, my order is already picked out lol I need to eat, no time for this back and forth nonsense
Is this a universal experience? I’m a married woman and I know exactly what I want to eat 24/7…. Lmao, I fantasise about the meal I’m gonna order. I don’t get how people struggle with this
Everyone's here talking about how true this is for their wifes while I'm here wondering if I live in an alternate universe bc my father was like this, my two brothers are like this and my bf and mu male best friend too 😂 while me, my female best friend and my mom refuse to even go to restaurants that don't have the menu online so we can't check beforehand 😂
OMG, He's going out with my wife.
I dont have this problem because I got divorced. Now I order pizza with extra mushrooms on the entire thing.
I've been to restaurants with my wife, where a green haired, tattooed 19 year old kid waitress comes to the table and my wife will ask her "what do you recommend? " WTF. My brain is saying (eat somewhere else) while my mouth says.......NOTHING
Sebastian did this joke already
In the 70s you had to be native hawaiian to buy property. Worse thing they ever did was change that.
I thought it was just my wife. We go to the same drive-thru and even if she can decide on what she wants the drink becomes an issue.
I don't have a wife but I have female friends. What I learned is to let her decide what I want (i.e. what SHE wants😂😂).
That way she doesn't have to narrow her choice to one thing. She can have two things on the menu.
It doesn't bother me too much since I'm not that picky. I'm the type that can eat anything on the menu. 😋😋
I would go with ranch every time. Any form of liquid cheese invariably gives me the runs. Too much information ? I've been watching Jim Gaffigan 24/7.
It's not liquid cheese
@@hollowpoint45acphe obviously was referring to blue cheese dressing, Einstein, that’s why he orders ranch.
Where do you want to eat? I dunno where do you want to eat ? I don’t know ……
I've seen this, too. I saw it when I was married, and I often see it at the McDonalds drive-thru. The pattern seems to be women. But I never hear from female servers complaining about this pattern from female diners. Maybe it's just me. Female servers, speak up, please!
Steve is referring to the Wife i live with. just the same
Unfortunately most of us have been there.