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  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 4 роки тому +992

    Once I rubbed my heel with a bad shoe, so I placed a band-aid and went to the pool. I completely forgot about it and went for a swim. Few minutes later I noticed it floating close to me. Since I am not an asshole I quickly fished it out and placed into the pocket of my swimming trunks. About hour later I went to the showers and noticed that my own band-aid is still on my heel...

  • @jediknightjairinaiki560
    @jediknightjairinaiki560 4 роки тому +1578

    "You're 42 years old. Why are you high fiving?"
    One of my favorite lines.

    • @patrickmorgan4006
      @patrickmorgan4006 4 роки тому +36

      Followed by "You didn't score a touchdown." Icing on the cake!

    • @a.m.7438
      @a.m.7438 4 роки тому +21

      I don't give a shit, I'll high five a squirrel at 50 if I get the chance 👍

    • @tctoguy
      @tctoguy 4 роки тому +7

      me too!! You're freaking 42!!!!

    • @l.b.5892
      @l.b.5892 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 роки тому +3

      @@patrickmorgan4006 - IKR? Fuckin' genius.

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 роки тому +511

    AND NOW WE REALIZE HOW EARLY ON U WERE TRYING TO SAVE US FROM CORONAVIRUS WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING
    u are a genius prophet Sebastian

    • @HaydenCornelius
      @HaydenCornelius 4 роки тому +3

      I see this as extremely lazy. Instead of actually creating and recording new material on current events like most other comedians (ex: Andrew Schultz) he just renames old bits that happen to be slightly relevant from a few years ago and re-releases them. He’s just trying to quickly cash in without putting in the work 👎🏼

  • @albertleal2697
    @albertleal2697 4 роки тому +286

    I have being practicing social distancing all my life.

    • @debbierabe1756
      @debbierabe1756 4 роки тому

      So sorry Albert, youll get close to someone soon.

    • @chasep86
      @chasep86 4 роки тому +7

      Debbie Rabe You didn’t get the joke or you are making fun. Either way shitty comment, Debbie!

    • @lonely_ghost9857
      @lonely_ghost9857 4 роки тому +5

      Lol same
      #introverts

    • @evan.5967
      @evan.5967 4 роки тому

      @@chasep86 poo :/

    • @82dupont
      @82dupont 3 роки тому +4

      We are introverts Albert, yet no one understands.

  • @twalker3867
    @twalker3867 4 роки тому +320

    "One box of band-aids should last you your whole life! This is a one time purchase!" I'm so dead, lol!

    • @crg5460
      @crg5460 4 роки тому +2

      I agree 😂

    • @praisetunny562
      @praisetunny562 4 роки тому

      Lol, u r so.

    • @praisetunny562
      @praisetunny562 4 роки тому +3

      I mean u r so right. I laugh alot watching him

    • @MakDidlt
      @MakDidlt 3 роки тому

      @@praisetunny562 ok

    • @ckmp
      @ckmp 3 роки тому

      So true

  • @carlvictory654
    @carlvictory654 4 роки тому +560

    "Now my biggest problem, I can't mind my own business" 😂😂💀💀

    • @rachelrobles7796
      @rachelrobles7796 4 роки тому +15

      That is so me...if my kids were reading this post they would be going "yep"...

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah,That would definitely be me too!! With my Shades on so they can't tell I'm watching, Fun to people watch especially @ A Vegas Pool Lol

    • @Snowowl64
      @Snowowl64 4 роки тому +1

      Yep....
      Me Too!!!

    • @John-qt8km
      @John-qt8km 4 роки тому +2

      @@rachelrobles7796 rigid with it

    • @lmendes0712
      @lmendes0712 4 роки тому +2

      This is me too!! 😂😂

  • @lokofreestyle5430
    @lokofreestyle5430 4 роки тому +612

    We need people like him with this coronavirus thing going on

    • @piyushjoshii
      @piyushjoshii 4 роки тому +2

      loko freestyle who knows he’s already working on it. Can’t wait though

    • @texasabbott
      @texasabbott 4 роки тому +3

      You already have the older version of him running New York State:
      ua-cam.com/video/xlgc9fdTxHY/v-deo.html

    • @charleshutton284
      @charleshutton284 4 роки тому +5

      Netflix should make his videos of concerts available this month. Or Comedy central should ,instead of torture like "The Office" marathons.

    • @mikeyo1O1
      @mikeyo1O1 4 роки тому

      Ahhh, he's just rebranding to squeeze out a few bucks while he can't tour. Smart, but this dude is loaded, and is completely exempt from this crisis.

    • @frogskinshoelace
      @frogskinshoelace 4 роки тому

      No this guy sucks and isn't funny

  • @mynameisreallycool1
    @mynameisreallycool1 4 роки тому +2860

    He's been social distancing since before the Coronavirus. He's a professional.

    • @DeathTrapProductions
      @DeathTrapProductions 4 роки тому +13

      Since Jeffery Epstein for sure. He was on his flight manifests too.

    • @nfgatorgal
      @nfgatorgal 4 роки тому +5

      Saaaaame

    • @izzywizzy685
      @izzywizzy685 4 роки тому +4

      I’ve got it down too. For entertainment now, I cough in a store and watch the people socially distance themselves...it’s the best. 😌

    • @aznbreakerboi51o
      @aznbreakerboi51o 4 роки тому +3

      Erebma Dammahom so was I but you don’t see me calling myself a professional.

    • @mynameisreallycool1
      @mynameisreallycool1 4 роки тому +1

      @@aznbreakerboi51o you're a professional to me :)

  • @leerothman7570
    @leerothman7570 4 роки тому +84

    Sebastian has got to be the finest current comedian out there at this time. I hope he continues his schtick it's the BEST

  • @KurtI2525
    @KurtI2525 2 роки тому +37

    Seb’s not telling jokes. He’s telling stories, telling truths. But delivering them with a totally unique, totally hilarious exaggerated style of how Italians talk. I grew up with guys like him.

  • @dihett
    @dihett 4 роки тому +407

    "One box of bandaids should last you a lifetime"..... LOL

    • @iamLODD
      @iamLODD 4 роки тому +1

      dihett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kdfkdf1711
      @kdfkdf1711 4 роки тому +6

      It’s true. I think i bought bandaids when i moved in like 5years ago. If you don’t do sports or have kids... they should last a looooooooooong time. I had a nail that was about to rip into meaty part. Found out my banaids are not as sticky as they used to be.

    • @bridgetdraper8671
      @bridgetdraper8671 4 роки тому

      Mine turned gold! I just discarded them!

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 роки тому +1

      I run through a lot of bandaids though. For one thing, whenever I go swimming I use several strategically so I have the pool all to myself.

    • @ninamartinez2239
      @ninamartinez2239 4 роки тому

      @@bridgetdraper8671 Mine grew hair LMAO😂

  • @christineleclerc753
    @christineleclerc753 4 роки тому +174

    Honestly the greatest comedian I've ever seen. Can binge watch over and over. 'The band-aid bit always kills me.

    • @Kenyi_
      @Kenyi_ 4 роки тому +2

      i love the jewish passover meal joke lol

    • @be8zywordpl8y68
      @be8zywordpl8y68 4 роки тому +1

      Yea he's one of the greats

    • @notagain2422
      @notagain2422 4 роки тому +1

      I have watching and rewatching ,I can’t get enough of him!

    • @Kenyi_
      @Kenyi_ 4 роки тому

      Have you guys seen the Tsa at the airport joke? About the laptops? 😂

    • @ms.bornagain57
      @ms.bornagain57 4 роки тому

      Me too, and the uber skit.

  • @margob6203
    @margob6203 4 роки тому +143

    “I’m not gettin’ inta da pool wit bandaid juice floatin’ on top-a da pool, alright?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scoob42
    @scoob42 4 роки тому +121

    The best comedians take everyday things, like Band-Aids, and make them funny. This is hilarious!!

  • @mjdny9871
    @mjdny9871 4 роки тому +62

    The amount of energy on the stage is oustanding, this a real comedian. He engages you in the story with body movement.

    • @onthemiss
      @onthemiss 4 роки тому

      Yea to make up for his lack of comedy

  • @strikerfrost7222
    @strikerfrost7222 4 роки тому +2913

    This guy must get his cardio in by doing his stand up routines. There's always so much movement lol

    • @strikerfrost7222
      @strikerfrost7222 4 роки тому +15

      @Jake Shattuck Probably lol. The dude's worth 16 mil xD

    • @huejanus5505
      @huejanus5505 4 роки тому +37

      Many Italians talk with their hands

    • @JeffWithAnF
      @JeffWithAnF 4 роки тому +3

      all the puss he’s smashing too

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому +9

      Watch his SEAL team 6 Bin Laden Raid bit!!! 🔥 .... 😁🐸📰🎤💻

    • @cathynuytten798
      @cathynuytten798 4 роки тому +21

      His movements are the best part of his comedy.

  • @ambernotsofierce605
    @ambernotsofierce605 4 роки тому +31

    So relatable. Thank God it turns out we’re not alone in our social views.

  • @jlo4863
    @jlo4863 4 роки тому +334

    If Elaine & Kramer had a baby this would be him when he grew up. 🤣

  • @jennifersalas367
    @jennifersalas367 4 роки тому +245

    "after four bandaids its a hospital visit..." LOL

  • @VenusVoice
    @VenusVoice 4 роки тому +831

    If anxiety was a person, it would be this guy

    • @marieteresa3963
      @marieteresa3963 4 роки тому +13

      Actually I think it would be Richard Lewis, popular in the '80's.

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 4 роки тому +7

      A conversation between him and Larry David will be hilarious

    • @jessseiss8066
      @jessseiss8066 3 роки тому +4

      more ADD lol

    • @Federico1685
      @Federico1685 3 роки тому +4

      It's anxiety, sure. But it's also the voice of reason. Pretty much like Larry David.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed but I’d also add John Mulaney in there. Cuz that’s the voice of anxiety in my head 😂

  • @sandrawall
    @sandrawall 4 роки тому +477

    118 degrees, and they’re reading a full blown book!

  • @tjk8007
    @tjk8007 4 роки тому +352

    The bit about the neighbor answering the door with the full surgical mask is another very appropriate one right now. “No, what’s going on IN HERE?”

    • @frankymacf
      @frankymacf 4 роки тому +6

      TJ K Exactly! Thought this was going to be that bit.
      ‘Starts TALKING through the mask!’ 😂

    • @rosasandoval2722
      @rosasandoval2722 4 роки тому

      Please tell me where I can watch that one.

    • @dillonwoodworth
      @dillonwoodworth 4 роки тому +5

      Rosa Sandoval ua-cam.com/video/HxGXP8JIfm4/v-deo.html

    • @tjk8007
      @tjk8007 4 роки тому +3

      @@rosasandoval2722 ua-cam.com/video/HxGXP8JIfm4/v-deo.html

    • @thecramptons
      @thecramptons 4 роки тому

      TJ K YES!!!!🤣🤣✅🤣

  • @valerievalerie5897
    @valerievalerie5897 4 роки тому +154

    Hysterical I could watch him on a loop

    • @chadcorley2702
      @chadcorley2702 4 роки тому +1

      valerie Valerie he’s amazing! Check out his video Bow and Arrow

    • @TheIndigolee72
      @TheIndigolee72 4 роки тому

      Ikr??!!! I love him.

    • @valerievalerie5897
      @valerievalerie5897 4 роки тому +1

      Chad oddly enough since I follow him on FB he renamed a bit from that show ( which I hadn’t seen yet) called it “ social distancing “ about people in LV pool. I watered up I was laughing so hard. I loved he physical and his expressions and the crankiness of him. FB he was letting his daughter brush his hair

  • @jacquelinetoney8388
    @jacquelinetoney8388 3 роки тому +2

    One of the funniest bits EVER! I scream everytime I hear it! Much love! Bahahahahahaha! And I'm 65!!!! I just love it!

  • @taylorrancourt3460
    @taylorrancourt3460 4 роки тому +55

    The timing is the best part, and the whisper.

  • @CPez
    @CPez 4 роки тому +289

    “After the First Bandaid, isn’t it a Hospital Visit?” 😆

    • @zahedah80
      @zahedah80 4 роки тому +1

      That one had me on the floor!

  • @KP-rh5qz
    @KP-rh5qz 4 роки тому +1539

    He’s a genius, he changed the title of the skit.

  • @ms.bornagain57
    @ms.bornagain57 4 роки тому +51

    I love you sabastian, you say out loud every thing that goes through my mind.

  • @eduardo_corrochio
    @eduardo_corrochio 4 роки тому +45

    He makes you laugh with his ideas/writing, vocal talents, timing, facial contortions, body movements and mannerisms ... it's a lot of work, and it's friggin' excellent entertainment. And he is my celebrity crush right now, LOL. 😍

    • @johnpeluso7050
      @johnpeluso7050 3 роки тому

      I wonder where on the upper west side a single girl might meet a matador? Perhaps Zabars? Or Ray's Pizza!

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnpeluso7050 Hahaha! As long as the lady dances better than my *last* torrid affair, that girl was a debacle.

  • @trenaesumter2902
    @trenaesumter2902 4 роки тому +22

    He's so hilarious! One of the best comedians ever!!

  • @TranceGurl20
    @TranceGurl20 4 роки тому +459

    Us introverts seem to be a magnet for loud and annoying extroverts 🙄

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 4 роки тому +11

      Especially when we put in our earbuds

    • @thomasmulhall4873
      @thomasmulhall4873 4 роки тому +7

      Then the idiot who plays music turns up, always next to me...

    • @Yamaguchi2Chris
      @Yamaguchi2Chris 4 роки тому +23

      The bus is empty. They sit right next to me!

    • @BlueLatte-f3f
      @BlueLatte-f3f 4 роки тому +3

      Kriz Yamz lol! But if it was a bus of introverts it would be empty🚎

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 4 роки тому +9

      fill yourself up with a pure intention so that people don't see you as an empty vessel to project their nonsense into.

  • @NANDA-JONES
    @NANDA-JONES 4 роки тому +722

    Haha 😂.. pools are nasty .it’s like taking a bath with a bunch of people you don’t know at the same time🤢

    • @francescogallego
      @francescogallego 4 роки тому +36

      That's why they got the bleach. It kills the germs

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 4 роки тому +30

      Ikr, that's why when I'm on vacation I go to the pool at like 8am, as soon as people start getting in, especially little kids, I get out

    • @J-CBertrand-tp6bg
      @J-CBertrand-tp6bg 4 роки тому +22

      Nanda Jones Some of whom may have peed in the bathtub 😂‼️😷

    • @NANDA-JONES
      @NANDA-JONES 4 роки тому +1

      J-C Bertrand you caught me hehe 😜

    • @NANDA-JONES
      @NANDA-JONES 4 роки тому +5

      keeper of Dreams yea kills germs but not sight like poop 💩

  • @theworldsonheroin
    @theworldsonheroin 4 роки тому +133

    Never heard of him before but He is Me. Socially hostile, inept or degenerate people always seem to sit or stand by me.

    • @kevd9825
      @kevd9825 4 роки тому +4

      Google the video of him with a company like when company comes over it’s hilarious

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 4 роки тому +3

      Where do you live? I'm coming over.

    • @jamievidd775
      @jamievidd775 4 роки тому

      His Chipotle bit is hilarious

    • @scottjames2355
      @scottjames2355 4 роки тому +1

      V, the guy is nuts, look up "Aren't You Embarrassed". If you like his schtick, I love it, you will definitely find a lot to laugh at.

    • @lauraw7197
      @lauraw7197 4 роки тому

      Same here

  • @thebettin
    @thebettin 4 роки тому +13

    Sebastian is the best comic I have ever seen or heard. He is hilarious!

  • @borts1171
    @borts1171 4 роки тому +41

    The gesture at 3:00 about refilling the pool made me almost fall off my chair!

    • @spencera1129
      @spencera1129 3 роки тому +1

      Yup.... was looking for this comment

  • @a.k.4085
    @a.k.4085 4 роки тому +155

    His physicality comedy is off the charts.

    • @TPTP8080
      @TPTP8080 4 роки тому +1

      Mannerisms.

    • @markmarky
      @markmarky 4 роки тому

      Yes,the physicality is great! It's what makes it! ;)

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 4 роки тому +2

      @@markmarky Yes,It does most definitely he's insanely animated in a good way!!!

    • @JudoAndrew
      @JudoAndrew 4 роки тому

      Reminds me of Dane Cook

    • @sky_owl8538
      @sky_owl8538 4 роки тому

      a BANDAID!!! Get it AWAY from me!!!

  • @jarrettbakersr
    @jarrettbakersr 4 роки тому +121

    Can’t believe I just discovered him a month ago. He is HILARIOUS!! I’ve binged all of his specials!!

    • @ohiohvac
      @ohiohvac 4 роки тому +3

      Hi! You have to watch the skit - with his father and the raccoons in their garden!!! 🤣 🤣

    • @fbyron4787
      @fbyron4787 4 роки тому +1

      He has done some video each day of the "quarantine". His pne w/ his daughter doing gis hair is great! Day 4

    • @monica11760
      @monica11760 4 роки тому +3

      I first heard about him as he was a guest on Jerry Seinfeld's show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". It was a really great episode. Hope you have heard him talk about how people used to treat unexpected guests ..... but things have changed. LOL. Here it is ! ua-cam.com/video/9hv0M4mnrE8/v-deo.html

    • @nievesarduengo6435
      @nievesarduengo6435 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen him on the skit when he was teaching his dad using the computer!!

    • @pokellaa
      @pokellaa 4 роки тому

      Year ago for me.

  • @zeke865
    @zeke865 4 роки тому +76

    He always brings his game when it comes to comedy this guy is a legend that always makes me have a good laugh 🙏👌

  • @lordot8665
    @lordot8665 4 роки тому +37

    How can so many people dislike this? This is quality.

    • @kimcest
      @kimcest 4 роки тому

      Because it's the worst actual crap I've ever had to force my husband to watch to show him how horrible this is

    • @lordot8665
      @lordot8665 4 роки тому +7

      @@kimcest you have no sense of humor

    • @kimcest
      @kimcest 4 роки тому

      Yeah I think you might want to turn that around. There are tons of great comedians. Sebastian is not one of them. Jo koy and Dan Cummins are way better. This dude is like an Andrew Dice Clay (who also sucks) rip off

    • @lordot8665
      @lordot8665 4 роки тому +1

      @@kimcest not one of his best bits he has alot better ones.

    • @BITESIZEJONES
      @BITESIZEJONES 4 роки тому +3

      @@kimcest you're probably a southerner? This is more of a northern brand of humor.

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu 4 роки тому +206

    LOL! This guy is hilarious xD I'm glad this popped up in my recommendations.

    • @rescuepetsrock9880
      @rescuepetsrock9880 4 роки тому +2

      I saw him live in KC. His mannerisms on stage is the best part. I was laughing so loud that I couldn't breathe. If you have a chance, definitely recommend going to see him.

    • @flamingdragon86
      @flamingdragon86 3 роки тому

      Hey he’s my cousin

    • @BNM124
      @BNM124 3 роки тому +1

      He’s the best one!

    • @g.williamportnoy
      @g.williamportnoy 3 роки тому +1

      He's got it all, I just found him a week ago and couldn't believe how funny. Watched 3 times in a row, just as good.. Pity those who come after at a show....

    • @37Raffaella
      @37Raffaella 3 роки тому +1

      He is the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emilyspector2728
    @emilyspector2728 4 роки тому +496

    THIS GUY....IS...representing my whole father's side. Christ, now I don't feel so bad acting the way I do! Lolol!! It's normal! Yay!!💜💜💜

    • @Supermanohman
      @Supermanohman 4 роки тому +4

      that's exactly how the fuck I feel

    • @massabielle2821
      @massabielle2821 4 роки тому +5

      Emmmmmily! Don’t use the Lord’s Name in vain.......🤨

    • @mgw9562
      @mgw9562 4 роки тому +5

      Emily Alterio can you leave our Lord out of this please🤨

    • @isadormoti6977
      @isadormoti6977 4 роки тому +1

      Funny... yes. Normal... ahhh, NO!

    • @MusicLover-wo7ig
      @MusicLover-wo7ig 4 роки тому +5

      Toni and MG W, great witness, guys, showing the love of Christ. NOT!!!!
      You guys are only coming off as judgmental and self righteous.

  • @chrisrob722
    @chrisrob722 4 роки тому +75

    "There's always a loose bandaid in the pool" 😂😆

    • @tamahtaylor7411
      @tamahtaylor7411 4 роки тому +5

      So nasty. I hate to see used band aids anywhere.

    • @rasheedjeffries5754
      @rasheedjeffries5754 4 роки тому +3

      @@tamahtaylor7411 yeah man that shit is so disgusting

  • @KatyWithAWhyyy
    @KatyWithAWhyyy 4 роки тому +56

    I don’t “chit chat” either...makes me cringe. Thanks for helping to normalize this a little bit, Sebastian ✌🏼☺️💚

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk 4 роки тому +40

    "Oh hiiii! We love the weather! We come once a year!"
    "I don't do that shit."
    🤚😶

  • @entityarif8404
    @entityarif8404 4 роки тому +109

    I stopped shopping at Trader Joe's just because the cashiers always want to start up a conversation.

    • @insertnamehere9154
      @insertnamehere9154 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂omg. I flatlined on this comment.

    • @DChristina
      @DChristina 4 роки тому +3

      Entity Arif _ that's just sad

    • @JNYC-gb1pp
      @JNYC-gb1pp 4 роки тому +1

      They're so nice there though. It's not even fake nice, they seem to hire very friendly people. The cramped aisles, long lines and slow-ass spacey vegans blocking access to shelves is what keeps me away from TJs.

    • @FWWBrand
      @FWWBrand 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VsLeo1
    @VsLeo1 4 роки тому +306

    “118 degrees, they are reading a full blown book” 😂😂📚

    • @seekerofpowerfulideas2727
      @seekerofpowerfulideas2727 4 роки тому +4

      Vanessa Leonard this was my fav part LOL

    • @nyrockchicxx
      @nyrockchicxx 4 роки тому +5

      That would be me. And away from people. lol

    • @VsLeo1
      @VsLeo1 4 роки тому +5

      nyrockchicxx Loll exactly! I had been social distancing way before it was a thing! 😂

    • @C.Church
      @C.Church 4 роки тому +1

      Lol yeah, like one maybe torn in half down the spine, he could see that. But a full blown one, whoa-ho! 😁

    • @davinacutchall3971
      @davinacutchall3971 4 роки тому

      What book.

  • @awesomepossum2598
    @awesomepossum2598 4 роки тому +180

    Doctors: you need to stay indoors until the coronavirus is over.
    Introverts: my time has come!

    • @nope_no_nunya.
      @nope_no_nunya. 4 роки тому +7

      YES!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I, too, am in Introvert Heaven!

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 4 роки тому +1

      Yesssss💪💪💪

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +2

      Also, introverts: First time?

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 4 роки тому +3

      Right. I'm Yes. I now have reason to stay in room

    • @lisaw6219
      @lisaw6219 4 роки тому +6

      Amen to that shit! I feel like my personality has been validated by mother nature...

  • @iwarriorpoet1
    @iwarriorpoet1 4 роки тому +11

    Mr Maniscalco, it is hard to adequately express how much my wife and I love your stuff. Keep cranking it out!!! We saw you in Boston, and will definitely see you again when this situation passes.

  • @kerianne1595
    @kerianne1595 4 роки тому +37

    Best comic! I'm an Italian so I totally get this humor! My husband is still trying to understand it, lol!

    • @ServantofGod07
      @ServantofGod07 3 роки тому

      you married a stunado

    • @qwerty69600
      @qwerty69600 2 роки тому +1

      Weird, I'm not Italian and I got it straight away.

  • @vikramsrinivasan8176
    @vikramsrinivasan8176 4 роки тому +36

    "Leftover bandaids when you die for next generation" 🤣

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +23

    This is the most perfect reupload... For the time we're in right in... Also btw beautiful video with your little earlier today

  • @ashemamuur8310
    @ashemamuur8310 4 роки тому +51

    Yea.... I been socially distant my whole life 😂

    • @ccpr15
      @ccpr15 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

  • @LuxioV2
    @LuxioV2 4 роки тому +23

    Only a minute in and this is already a great bit, his timing & mannerisms are on point thanks UA-cam suggestions! 😂

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Oh dear!!! My stomach is hurting, and I've had tears of laughter rolling down my face for the past 20 mins of watching this guy!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @understandtheotherside5327
    @understandtheotherside5327 4 роки тому +535

    Social Distancing:
    Extroverts: 😯🤐😮😥😣😳😱
    Introverts: 😏😌🙋🧘🤸🙂🙂🙂

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah I been enjoying myself.

    • @jabrown1978
      @jabrown1978 4 роки тому +28

      lol So true. I'm an introvert so I'm loving it tbh.

    • @mindfulclarity169
      @mindfulclarity169 4 роки тому +12

      I'm an introvert but I still enjoyed watching movies and live theatre on my own but they are shut down now so introverts are also suffering.

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 4 роки тому +10

      @@mindfulclarity169 boo fucking hoo

    • @ninamartinez2239
      @ninamartinez2239 4 роки тому +10

      @@LJdaentertainer OH BE NICE.

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 4 роки тому +111

    He has to be one of the greatest physical comedians of all time, he's like Chris Farley with really funny commentary.

    • @tivisaydorta2422
      @tivisaydorta2422 4 роки тому

      You must watch his stand ups!

    • @emekabronson8697
      @emekabronson8697 4 роки тому +1

      Jim carrey as well - Chris Farley is bad example because he used his 'weight' as a prop

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 роки тому

      Omg it’s true he’s like Chris

    • @dihett
      @dihett 4 роки тому

      So right. It's the mannerisms and the sly grins that crack me up.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 4 роки тому

      What!?

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 4 роки тому +87

    The fact he has 2 kids now ...😂🤣. He'll be at the pool lol

    • @KarlMySuitcase
      @KarlMySuitcase 4 роки тому +9

      And his band-aid consumption will skyrocket. Probably needed one once a week from age 3-6.

    • @tranceforlife1
      @tranceforlife1 4 роки тому +3

      He'll be at the pool for sure. But, it'll be his own. And I'm sure that bandaid will find him. Hahaa.

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 4 роки тому +1

      Cadillac Deville lol in his backyard maybe

    • @vsklore1819
      @vsklore1819 4 роки тому

      And he will get some sanka with sara lee crumble cake haha

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 4 роки тому

      No his wife will take the kids to the pool. She's a people person, loves to play (his words one of his routines), he's the antisocial one.

  • @LisaNaomi24
    @LisaNaomi24 4 роки тому +10

    "You're 42 years old, why are you high-fiving?" 🤭🤣

  • @whitwhit344
    @whitwhit344 4 роки тому +15

    “Reading a full blown book!”
    Bahahahaha

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb 3 роки тому +1

    Bandaid juice!! Get it away from me!! Get it away from me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardbliss8931
    @edwardbliss8931 4 роки тому +33

    Am I the only one loving this self-quarantine? I hate crowds and I dread my job. You're an inspiration COVID-19. Thanks for a one month vacation

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 4 роки тому +2

      Edward Bliss did u really quarantine yourself? For real? I’d lose my fucking mind! I don’t even think about it.. no one in my town is acting any different life is moving on as usual

    • @legolover6619
      @legolover6619 4 роки тому +2

      No, I love it too😍

    • @edwardbliss8931
      @edwardbliss8931 4 роки тому

      Unfortunately the worst is yet to come. Tough times are ahead...I have to deal with assholes in society and back to work at a job I hate

    • @overcomer4226
      @overcomer4226 4 роки тому

      Not so nice if you're self employed

    • @evansjohnc
      @evansjohnc 4 роки тому

      You sound like your loving this more than the kids who are out if school.

  • @StoneColdFox17
    @StoneColdFox17 4 роки тому +21

    I've been prepared for this almost my entire adult life! 👍😁

  • @freespirited91
    @freespirited91 4 роки тому +21

    This dude always have me laughing, no matter how im feeling. He is so funny. 😄😄😄

  • @rebeccawhalen2590
    @rebeccawhalen2590 3 роки тому +3

    I’m crying. He’s too funny All my friends are Italian or Greek I hope he’s around for along time

  • @rhetthill6743
    @rhetthill6743 4 роки тому +15

    We need Sebastian’s humour right now more than ever! He cracks me up every time! I forget for that brief moment the crisis we are all facing

    • @Tom2312yueyei
      @Tom2312yueyei 4 роки тому +1

      Crisis? You mean propaganda. Influenza has killed way more people this year alone, you don't see people up in arms over that. Wake up.

    • @goaskmymom1350
      @goaskmymom1350 Рік тому

      No!!!
      We need him NOW three years later more than ever!!!

  • @jackfrost13588
    @jackfrost13588 4 роки тому +36

    Social distancing, Isolation, self quarantine? More like everyday life

  • @rasul407
    @rasul407 4 роки тому +7

    What I adore about this guy is that he has a good heart and he is humane

  • @TyroneBiggums789
    @TyroneBiggums789 4 роки тому +137

    news: Social distancing! stay at home!
    My clinical depression: Chill, chill, We good fam........

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 4 роки тому +1

    I have tears running down my face over the bandaid! Thanks for the laugh! 🇨🇦😂

  • @quetta6931
    @quetta6931 4 роки тому +1

    Lmaoooo!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This guy is hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dbrockjohnson
    @Dbrockjohnson 4 роки тому +20

    I’m 42 and died laughing at the high five bit! Dude I can’t stand that! Same way as you bro

  • @thesouleternal5701
    @thesouleternal5701 4 роки тому +39

    In Finland we have done this thing called social distancing since 1800s...

    • @junoneith6928
      @junoneith6928 4 роки тому +2

      Can i move there? 😉

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 4 роки тому +1

      I've met some of you Fins - you're a bunch of boring fkrs.

    • @jewelofthesouth27
      @jewelofthesouth27 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, a Nordic country known for it's warm and passionate citizens. 😉

    • @larissadueck2643
      @larissadueck2643 4 роки тому +1

      My grandmother was from Finland. My mom is from Sweden. I have a LARGE personal bubble space.

  • @pnoipr8
    @pnoipr8 4 роки тому +56

    He has been social distancing and not taking any selfies of himself. Thats my love language right there.

    • @motorpsykler
      @motorpsykler 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if he takes selfies of other people.

    • @jadedangel8609
      @jadedangel8609 4 роки тому

      SCRcat6 🤦‍♀️😂

  • @standright8151
    @standright8151 3 роки тому +3

    Even the simplest and banal thought and thing he makes it funny. I just saw him live in Az. Loved it❣️

    • @pokr122
      @pokr122 3 роки тому

      Where in Az?

  • @adelaidegrahame9208
    @adelaidegrahame9208 3 роки тому +1

    "I don't go near people. I don't chit chat." I relate.

  • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
    @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 4 роки тому +120

    Life is hard right now, but this helps me *FUH - GET* about it.

    • @jeffwolfplays0513
      @jeffwolfplays0513 4 роки тому +8

      It’s not even hard. People just over reacting.

    • @christinaschaplowsky4241
      @christinaschaplowsky4241 4 роки тому +1

      Love the oilers..

    • @jakelehtinen3806
      @jakelehtinen3806 4 роки тому +1

      Dude McDavid does deserve better. He's SO good and I hate to see him carry his team. Btw I'm a Hawks fan

    • @ickdon7999
      @ickdon7999 4 роки тому

      McDavid makes at least 10 million a year. I think he’s doing ok by most human standards.

    • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
      @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 4 роки тому

      Life without hockey isn’t life.

  • @Noah-ci6uk
    @Noah-ci6uk 4 роки тому +26

    You hear them before you see them 🤣🤣

  • @LarrysLibrary
    @LarrysLibrary 4 роки тому +38

    This guy makes me literally cry-laugh....tears just streaming over here

    • @LarrysLibrary
      @LarrysLibrary 4 роки тому

      @@wehavetowakeup2049 Well he literally did make me cry-laugh quite literally so I said literally......literally.

  • @ckmp
    @ckmp 3 роки тому +2

    Band-aid juice lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonnyj2331
    @jonnyj2331 4 роки тому +1

    Hands down the greatest gift to comedy in a very long time. Timeless comedy.

    • @jonnyj2331
      @jonnyj2331 4 роки тому

      @Lightbringer well, that's not very nice of you. Why are you here then? That's the best part of comedy, some find humor in daily life activities the way Sebastian describes them. Seinfeld also had this gift. Some people, maybe like yourself, like fart jokes. There is plenty of laughs to go around.

    • @jonnyj2331
      @jonnyj2331 4 роки тому

      @Lightbringer Ah, understand. I get it. Not everyone's cup of tea but no, i don't have low standards. Lots of comedy to choose from out there. Be safe and stay healthy my friend.

  • @neolithic3
    @neolithic3 4 роки тому +37

    I've been preparing my whole life for this social distancing/isolation

    • @wutttheheckler2094
      @wutttheheckler2094 4 роки тому +1

      That's great. U got some toilet paper?🙁

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 4 роки тому +2

      wuttTHEheckler pro tip for the apocalypse a moveable shower head becomes the bidet

    • @wutttheheckler2094
      @wutttheheckler2094 4 роки тому

      @@LuxioV2 ⛲😌Ahhh! Thanks Big L!👍

    • @rasheedjeffries5754
      @rasheedjeffries5754 4 роки тому

      @@LuxioV2 lol

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому

      Asians with wet style bathroom complete with bidet or water hose with nozzle: First time?

  • @mrhitz7060
    @mrhitz7060 4 роки тому +32

    Why is This so & STILL!!!!!!! funny even after watching this 1000 times. This is me ALL the way!!!!!!!

  • @C7mondo
    @C7mondo 4 роки тому +23

    I thought this was about the corona virus lol😂😂

    • @fitnfab6522
      @fitnfab6522 4 роки тому +3

      He uploaded it again because of the virus...because this video is old. I saw it before. .. and now it will receive more views because everyone is inside, distancing themselves.

    • @dancole2994
      @dancole2994 4 роки тому +2

      And now you know what clickbait is.

  • @jayboyee452
    @jayboyee452 3 роки тому +1

    we bought a box of ban aids once because we all got together and cut all the bushes at my grandmother's house. sometime after that my uncle needed aband aid and we brought the box out and they were so old they wouldn't stick

  • @gratefulRed69
    @gratefulRed69 4 роки тому

    people's behavior during this Covid19 crisis is pure GOLD for these comics. Sebastian will have some great material to share once this lockdown is lifted. Dude is funny AF !!

  • @meganbutcher7341
    @meganbutcher7341 4 роки тому +31

    Sabastian is the cure the world needs. I laughed so hard I cried. I’m gonna stock up on binge watching his videos like crazed people stock up on TP.

  • @suelessen1982
    @suelessen1982 4 роки тому +5

    He had me at "Band Aid juice" oh my God! 😂🤣

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 4 роки тому +4

    “When you die you should have leftover band-aids 🩹 for generations to come”
    Facts! I remember my grandmothers tin box of band-aids that are somewhere in my bathroom cabinet.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 3 роки тому +1

      I wish I had one of those tins.

  • @juliagraham-lemon775
    @juliagraham-lemon775 2 роки тому +1

    He’s so hilarious and the way he moves is just the icing on the cake. I’m convinced he used to be a dancer at some point in his life

  • @stevenmark5959
    @stevenmark5959 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best comedians I've seen, for my taste anyway. Band-aid juice hahaha!

  • @LazyMofos
    @LazyMofos 4 роки тому +16

    Yooo foot bandaids in the pool... a fear idk i even had, thats just as nasty as people that would put money in their socks. You can keep your bunion juice, toenail dust, and ankle hair I dont even need my 20$ back.

  • @janetDT1904
    @janetDT1904 4 роки тому +8

    "My biggest problem...I can't mind my own business" hahahaha saaame 😂

  • @shadowstreaks1197
    @shadowstreaks1197 4 роки тому +40

    He is literally the human embodiment of my dad’s childhood, personality, and my family😂
    Must be an Italian thing

    • @kenq7948
      @kenq7948 4 роки тому +3

      I lived in an Italian neighborhood in Queens. Lots of guys like this. Good times.

    • @Chris-hp9be
      @Chris-hp9be 4 роки тому +3

      More like Sicilian type of Italian. Very different from the more populous Northern people

    • @ohiohvac
      @ohiohvac 4 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @FloridianGail
    @FloridianGail 4 роки тому

    You are absolutely one of my favorite comedians, hilarious without cussing all the time!

  • @user-sb2wl8zj7f
    @user-sb2wl8zj7f 3 роки тому +2

    My dear dad kept a box of band aids that looked like the original Johnson &Johnson package, paper crumbly, adhesive didn't stick.....I dare not throw it away..

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +40

    Whenever I see someone coming up with that dreaded 'friendly smile', I just cough into my hand, then shake it out like it's wet, and act like I might pass out. Works wonders nowadays.

  • @pamelanelson8780
    @pamelanelson8780 4 роки тому +75

    WHO IS WATCHING HIM BECAUSE OF CORONA

    • @jdiben5805
      @jdiben5805 4 роки тому

      yes, and he's sooo not funny

    • @byrondelcid8146
      @byrondelcid8146 4 роки тому +3

      @@jdiben5805 his voices and facial expressions are hilaroius

    • @cathyc2665
      @cathyc2665 4 роки тому

      @@jdiben5805 he's hilarious!!

    • @Trump_FAN_97
      @Trump_FAN_97 4 роки тому

      Pamela Nelson me

    •  4 роки тому

      EVERYONE BECAUSE IT'S CALLED *SOCIAL DISTANCING* AND THAT'S HOW CLICKBAIT WORKS. ...Is your caps lock button broken or something? Anyway yeah, it's not like I just randomly wanted to see a mediocre bit from 6 years ago...

  • @TheFirstGroover
    @TheFirstGroover 4 роки тому +5

    Band-aid, facial mask, distancing behavior, get nervous at queue, what else...grandma in the basement cooking every day, get fast doing things (be practical, don't losing time) at the supermarket and food store..this man was already prepared for covid world

  • @jmoney9790
    @jmoney9790 3 роки тому +1

    Lol just found this guy, his delivery is on point

  • @mariaconstantine9314
    @mariaconstantine9314 3 роки тому +1

    Just love Sebastian!! Cracks me up all the time!!!