Deepwoken Ban Appeals are INSANELY FUNNY...

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  • @Reaconteur
    @Reaconteur  Місяць тому +24

    Hope you guys enjoy the song cover in this video...
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    • @SandyRamen
      @SandyRamen Місяць тому

      unc can you list the rules of the geneva convention

    • @Toasty_wafflet
      @Toasty_wafflet Місяць тому

      Stream today, anddd its all over the screen dattebayo

    • @Some_guy0-
      @Some_guy0- Місяць тому +1

      Song was so good jesus came down to heaven to listen to it. Thanks country!

    • @capainsharp1447
      @capainsharp1447 Місяць тому

      Loved the cover.

  • @KazumaEnjoyer
    @KazumaEnjoyer Місяць тому +424

    "JIZZSPLOSION!"
    "GRAHHH... IT CANT BE... THIS POWER..! NOOOOOOOO!"

    • @Cancel078
      @Cancel078 Місяць тому

      Jizzplosion fucking fried me man

    • @TheGoofyDog
      @TheGoofyDog Місяць тому +3

      "oh they disconnected.. huh.."

    • @loganmeyer1069
      @loganmeyer1069 15 днів тому +5

      “BEHOLD THE POWER OF JIZZSPLOSION!”

    • @FartSticksXDlol
      @FartSticksXDlol 7 днів тому

      Heh. They couldn't handle the moment I erect.

  • @ScottyGoFeral
    @ScottyGoFeral Місяць тому +351

    Sexual harassment on a Roblox rpg game is crazy

    • @Valitnesse
      @Valitnesse Місяць тому +17

      He played his role as a sex offender

    • @gooberbunchofrandomnumbers
      @gooberbunchofrandomnumbers Місяць тому +22

      Tbh when mods mention it they 99% of the time mean pressing W and S repeatedly while standing behind somebody

    • @ScottyGoFeral
      @ScottyGoFeral Місяць тому

      @ima make a diddy build

    • @TheAquer773
      @TheAquer773 Місяць тому +3

      You dont understand vro once i went to songseeker with a friend and I heard 2 people having esex vro

    • @ScottyGoFeral
      @ScottyGoFeral Місяць тому +1

      @@TheAquer773 💀

  • @LeaboTeabo
    @LeaboTeabo Місяць тому +136

    Saying that Irl stands for In rouge lineage is the funniest thing to come from ban appeals ever

  • @lolfoxmaster4870
    @lolfoxmaster4870 Місяць тому +182

    I feel bad for the mods and for people trying to appeal a real false ban when all these people yap their ass off saying useless information like ''After a long day of hunting deers in mountains and feeding my x3+y3+z3=k mentally incapacitated kids, visiting my grandma Mount Everest, hiking across K2 and reaching my pc I found out I was banned, why me baned? I do no wrong.''

    • @Y0utube_Acc0un1
      @Y0utube_Acc0un1 Місяць тому +1

      :(

    • @TheMostLoyalOfThemAll
      @TheMostLoyalOfThemAll Місяць тому +5

      I cant get unbanned because of these drones saying they got false banned 😭😭

    • @elksir7787
      @elksir7787 Місяць тому +1

      dude is that an equation of a plane

    • @埊
      @埊 6 днів тому

      why theres 3 tho? and not infinity?
      xing+yinf+zinf=k ?

  • @gooberbunchofrandomnumbers
    @gooberbunchofrandomnumbers Місяць тому +92

    How to get a shit ton of people off deepwoken easily:
    1. Make a community server eg. for trading/pvp and shit
    2. Grow the server and get as many people as possible
    3. When new players stop joining, randomly turn the server into a black market
    4. Thousands of people get permanently wiped

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  Місяць тому +13

      W

    • @damnbrothatscrazy7559
      @damnbrothatscrazy7559 Місяць тому +2

      lowk that happened to me during the Abd days

    • @westburngmt
      @westburngmt 7 днів тому

      @@damnbrothatscrazy7559 abd was fire i was the wealthiest 11 year old in my school with all unobs

    • @-SPECIALISTDELTA-
      @-SPECIALISTDELTA- 22 години тому +1

      r/FoundGod

  • @viniwizi
    @viniwizi Місяць тому +74

    It kinda sucks that you have to permanently have medal on while playing monad games so you won't get false banned by the anti cheat, and it makes no sense for people to get banned just for being in a discord server.
    But even considering that, 90 percent of the appeals are just:
    "I was playing on my first generation IBM computer and then suddenly my character started floating (insert poorly explained description of the "bug") causing me to get AA gunned, then my grandma died while climbing a mountain, making so that my account gets hacked by my cousin after handing the account to him because i wanted to take a break from deepwoken."
    Denied: User was banned from making bomb threats, or "User is not even banned"

    • @Bugman45564
      @Bugman45564 Місяць тому +1

      Yea it's so bad I'm barely hitting 60 fps and if I use medal I drop 10 fps so I just run around even in the depths without it 💀

    • @NurtyBN
      @NurtyBN Місяць тому +2

      6:30 felt like actually innocent even when medal isnt enough sometimes when u gotta clip stuff that takes longer than 1 and half minute video

  • @thatguy-dk4ol
    @thatguy-dk4ol Місяць тому +50

    I was scrolling through ban appeals and I saw a dude who’s ban reason was “classified” like what did bro do

    • @CEORabbid
      @CEORabbid 17 днів тому +3

      war crimes idfk

    • @HoTn-oj8it
      @HoTn-oj8it 4 дні тому

      He leaked GTA VI with amazon firestick

  • @notwatchingrn
    @notwatchingrn Місяць тому +140

    "all i said was gg five times and got banned!" ahh vid

  • @uneditedcontent4864
    @uneditedcontent4864 Місяць тому +43

    10:00 why are you actually good at singing this genuinely impressive, good work dude

    • @liam33012
      @liam33012 7 днів тому

      ah yes, next john lennon

  • @Toasty_wafflet
    @Toasty_wafflet Місяць тому +24

    10:08 i usualy dont comment twice but rea singing anddd its all over my screen again

  • @Knight-Titus581
    @Knight-Titus581 Місяць тому +26

    ban appeals are crazy lmao, i remember seeing one were it was like ''I was just playing the game and i randomly got banned for no reason mods should all be fired and you are all weirdos and corrupt''
    Ban reason: Guild called diddys disciples, NSFW mantra names

    • @Santonx
      @Santonx 29 днів тому +1

      Nahh 😭 I fought them once

  • @loganmeyer1069
    @loganmeyer1069 15 днів тому +8

    4:56 idk why but I got jump scared by the way bro shouted balls

  • @absolutly2crazy
    @absolutly2crazy Місяць тому +8

    bro decided to get banned from deepwoken because it was taking control of his life 💀

  • @Crabtic
    @Crabtic Місяць тому +18

    4:23 theres no way someone can be this petty for getting gripped in rogue 💀

    • @Chrisx-xxx
      @Chrisx-xxx Місяць тому +1

      It’s me between 😅 I just lied to get my account back ( never fought in rouge 😂😂)

  • @tokyoboi5777
    @tokyoboi5777 Місяць тому +25

    why did unc start singing😭🙏🏾💀

  • @DomTube
    @DomTube Місяць тому +8

    Reacounter i genuinely didnt realize it was you singing till like halfway through the song 😭🙏

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  Місяць тому

      skull

    • @sayounsang
      @sayounsang Місяць тому

      ​@@Reaconteur Started licking and kissing my phone screen when you sung

  • @DVD-p2j
    @DVD-p2j Місяць тому +5

    I love how half of the appealers are just playing a guessing game and trying to gain sympathy from the mods. Too bad they don't know they are bound to Arch Mage like the contractor oath and thus have none.

  • @b8no
    @b8no Місяць тому +14

    '' i got banned because b8no is my brother'' 💀

  • @Iwillreviveyou1
    @Iwillreviveyou1 Місяць тому +21

    Why is the first appeal talking as if he is sending a letter to parliament 💀

  • @MVIMZ
    @MVIMZ Місяць тому +2

    I got banned on both deepwoken main server for saying ''oil up'' and couldn't ban appeal since I have to buy the game on another account to even join the server to appeal ,
    and another ban on deepwoken trade hub cuz I said the same words the gay princess said to me but turns out he was ragoozer's little princess and banned me himself with no question

  • @JsphCrrll
    @JsphCrrll Місяць тому +3

    On an unrelated note. You ever played BRM5? It's getting a large update today, and it's about 1.3 years in the making. It's an openworld military shooter, kind of like Tom Clancy's Wild Lands.

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  Місяць тому +2

      nope

    • @JsphCrrll
      @JsphCrrll Місяць тому

      @@Reaconteur Boo-womp

    • @dapondboi
      @dapondboi Місяць тому +2

      what is brm5

    • @JToThE4
      @JToThE4 18 днів тому

      blackhawk rescue mission 5​@@dapondboi

  • @nobLTheProphet
    @nobLTheProphet Місяць тому +3

    10:22 chills unc, chills.

  • @eggguy20
    @eggguy20 Місяць тому +1

    Seeing the grammar of the users who send the ban appeals is proof that Roblox Devs should have the option of region locking servers because I'm honestly convinced that most of the players banned for exploiting have to be from Russia or Mexico due to how many gaming black market and hack sites those countries can make when one gets taken down. I was once playing a game that was like Escape from Tarkov and got shot by a dude with only numbers as a name that phased through a wall and 5 stories up a building to kill me the moment I spawned in and the worse part was that the dude even had an argument going on in the background while their was a vacuum blasting noise, complete with the old xbox 360 mic quality. The experience gave me a Halo: Combat Evolved PTSD flashback due to the mic quality.

  • @FrilledD
    @FrilledD Місяць тому +1

    13:50 snopdog really was crashing out😂

  • @EpicTheUnknownOne
    @EpicTheUnknownOne Місяць тому +2

    I am truly enlightened these appeals are truly masterpieces that should 100% get unbanned because I doubt we need to worry about these people because they are so dumb that you don't even need to stop them because they just tell you that they are hacking or tell you they were abusing bugs like how in the name of god do you think any person would believe that you would not hack when you are out here telling us that your hacking at this point your just making it obvious that you want to get caught how stupid do you have to be to get caught and tell the person that caught you that you were actually doing what they caught for you it's same thing as selling cocaine outside of a police station at day time while it's Monday at that point I don't even think a good lawyer is saving you not even aizen could save you

  • @Kyojii-
    @Kyojii- 8 днів тому +2

    the people are lowkey being saved by being banned.

  • @TennisbaII
    @TennisbaII 3 дні тому

    11:55 quick time screen recorder (it literally comes pre installed with ur macbook)

  • @pinksloooge
    @pinksloooge 11 днів тому +2

    And i bet half of them got banned for nothing. I got banned for sexual harassment bc i said to some toxic targeter 'go shove that candy cane where the sun dont shine' and idk why it was sexual harassment and not normal bullying but i only got a 1 day ban anyway 😂

  • @roastingmarshmallow8654
    @roastingmarshmallow8654 Місяць тому +1

    great video man this was hilarious

  • @r4gn4r0k56
    @r4gn4r0k56 Місяць тому +2

    bro ur singing is majestic

  • @dapondboi
    @dapondboi Місяць тому +1

    8:53 this sounds like an actual addiction

  • @etres_
    @etres_ Місяць тому +3

    Ngl these were hella funny

  • @blacklightbutphone
    @blacklightbutphone Місяць тому +2

    ur chose goose impression sounds exactly like hank hill

  • @eclipsewalkr
    @eclipsewalkr Місяць тому +2

    majestic voice and singing 🙏

  • @IsMeGames
    @IsMeGames День тому

    3:54 bro rlly going through that "🗣️🍷🤌"

  • @monty4897
    @monty4897 23 дні тому +1

    It’s probably better that you block or blur the names of those appealing to ensure that no one gets harassed because of their appeals

  • @meronamsamho
    @meronamsamho Місяць тому +1

    holy shit 9:00 this reminds me deepwoken used to offer voluntary bans if you needed to go get your shit together but we're too addicted to deep

  • @zekomma7520
    @zekomma7520 29 днів тому

    13:53 NOTHING'S THERE????
    I can feel the horde of Pmoon sleeper agents coming

    • @PratoAgressivo
      @PratoAgressivo 20 днів тому

      Rawr.

    • @lakthederg
      @lakthederg 15 днів тому

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      Goodbye.

  • @Fraudable
    @Fraudable Місяць тому

    Peak video as i thought it will be im one of the guys u showed the singing part too

  • @Azureium
    @Azureium Місяць тому +1

    8:20 holy shit raum?! 😭i forgot he existed until now

  • @pillowey9171
    @pillowey9171 15 годин тому

    13:54 what piano ost is that

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  15 годин тому

      animal crossing new leaf 11pm

  • @rdmloser
    @rdmloser 5 днів тому

    Didn't recognize Hollow Knight's OSTs playing until 12m into the video.. Peak !

  • @Zyxnc.
    @Zyxnc. 5 днів тому +1

    What is the vesperian one??? racism is a part of the lore and he was just joking or rp-ing with it???

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  4 дні тому +1

      racism is part of the lore

  • @canreaperthe5099
    @canreaperthe5099 Місяць тому +2

    anti exploit system seems like it falsely bans a lot

  • @Yelloooowsuuun
    @Yelloooowsuuun 8 днів тому

    is no one gonna talk about how majestic his singing is?

  • @Toothpaste_Supremacy
    @Toothpaste_Supremacy 42 хвилини тому

    3:38 guy seemed reasonable. I dont understand why he was denied. He admitted that he did something wrong and apologised for it. Unlike others who lie about it and give a sob story.

  • @friendly4045
    @friendly4045 Місяць тому +2

    9:40 idk seems fair , would say the same against felinors

    • @NurtyBN
      @NurtyBN Місяць тому

      I would have said the same for pesky khans, cant even use mantras!!!

  • @ericnunez9968
    @ericnunez9968 Місяць тому

    WE LOVE REACOUNTER SINGING OUT OF NOWHERE

  • @noname-n2k7q
    @noname-n2k7q Місяць тому

    2:49 damn, image adding someone in this exploit server, and just literally call the mods to ban them. Thats wild

  • @Masterzoko
    @Masterzoko 9 днів тому

    watching this on christmas and was like wha

  • @Ჽaku
    @Ჽaku Місяць тому

    11:40 buddy turned into hank from king of the hill 😭

  • @eprkcity
    @eprkcity 14 днів тому

    9:04 "i just, BROUGHT, the game"⚰⚰⚰⚰

  • @WeakestDiva
    @WeakestDiva Місяць тому

    10:32 THIS MAN CAN SING OH MY GOD

  • @Magmagameroffire
    @Magmagameroffire 28 днів тому +2

    i like your singing voice

  • @TySticknodes
    @TySticknodes День тому

    those mods gotta be living in a nightmare bro😭🙏
    these people are yapping about nonsense

  • @JustZal
    @JustZal 2 дні тому

    REACONTEUR your singing voice is really nice

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  2 дні тому +1

      thank you

    • @JustZal
      @JustZal 2 дні тому

      ​@@Reaconteur full cover when??

  • @Taco2250
    @Taco2250 Місяць тому +1

    The song caught me off guard 😭

  • @Juhao781
    @Juhao781 Місяць тому

    10:10 boiiiiii!!!! 😮 why you so jolly!?!?!?!??!? 😅😂😂😂😂

  • @JosephOnZaza
    @JosephOnZaza Місяць тому +1

    i love you Reaconteur

  • @Rocky-Mein
    @Rocky-Mein 13 днів тому

    7:22 i think this happened 2 or 3 years ago

  • @Kldeiwfkowdw-ic7mf
    @Kldeiwfkowdw-ic7mf 21 день тому

    4:45 5:16 "Thug stand for truly humble under god"

  • @MrAtlas6
    @MrAtlas6 Місяць тому +2

    Didn’t know unc was a singer

  • @vrolym
    @vrolym Місяць тому +1

    4:24 either true or not jit is crazy 😭😭

    • @Chrisx-xxx
      @Chrisx-xxx Місяць тому +1

      Not true it was me and I am capping 😂

  • @PolterSchizo
    @PolterSchizo Місяць тому

    im so happy that i never talk trash in this game, never be a weirdo or exploit because i dont have to bother with appealing!

  • @Pokechu3
    @Pokechu3 Місяць тому

    10:00 bro is a disney prince 🗣🔥

  • @Manavine
    @Manavine 12 днів тому

    the worst part about tauterfive100's appeal is if they just made an ALT, even though it's bypassing, the ban's too old for anyone to care lol

  • @JumperBloX
    @JumperBloX Місяць тому

    Bro what the hell, bro is actually good at singing.

  • @ghasty2271
    @ghasty2271 6 днів тому

    Got recommended randomly to me even though i dont play deepwoken tho these messages are hilarious and i am trying to hold my laughter rn

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur  5 днів тому

      glad you enjoyed, check out my 2nd channel for non deepwoken stuff

  • @moonnlightchild
    @moonnlightchild 23 дні тому

    i got banned for being in key exploits' discord back in verse 1 but these ban appeals are so funny

  • @AleJimenezgonzalez-s4j
    @AleJimenezgonzalez-s4j Місяць тому +2

    Hello, how i can do a ban apeal for the jujutsu infinite sv? Becouse i got banned becouse of favoritism and the worst thing was thath they banned me directly they didnt even give me a warn, and it was becouse someome insulted me and i did it back but I got banned but him not, and for some reason (i dont are saying anithing) thath person was a server booster

  • @officialrobloxeasyjet
    @officialrobloxeasyjet 12 днів тому

    4:55 what the hell 😂

  • @Mrhamable
    @Mrhamable 7 днів тому +1

    its starting to look alot like beesmass

  • @dragon21252
    @dragon21252 Місяць тому +2

    Some of these ban appeals go from:
    golly gee! I utmost apologize for my actions thyself will never hack again and became a better person by meditating with the shaolin monks of china and achieved enlightenment. Reason for ban: extreme racism and death threats
    And then to: SCREW YOU STUPID MODERATORS I WASN'T HACKING I HOPE YOU SUFFER FOR YOUR VILE ACTS🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
    Status: you're not even banned?

  • @NurtyBN
    @NurtyBN Місяць тому

    When rooms/pc setup review coming up maan

  • @August_9_1945
    @August_9_1945 Місяць тому

    Bro that guy who wanted to get banned to have a normal life i need to do that i havent took a shower for 8 days because of deep

  • @DOCTORTHUGHUNTER
    @DOCTORTHUGHUNTER 20 днів тому

    3:53 why is vro so elegant

  • @zxtical600
    @zxtical600 Місяць тому +1

    MAKE MORE OF THESE PLEASE

  • @dapondboi
    @dapondboi Місяць тому

    11:31 how do you even do that

  • @foxydagamer.
    @foxydagamer. 14 днів тому

    12:00 HANK HILL IS THAT YOU

  • @lovesonic5555
    @lovesonic5555 4 дні тому

    they should delete appeals becuase no mod will accept any appeal

  • @tolcienn381
    @tolcienn381 Місяць тому

    meh honestly being in an exploiter/bm server shouldnt be instantly bannable cuz some people just wanna check them out after hearing like "ohh there is alot of racists and homophobes there and doxxers !!!" or other stuff that would maybe make people curious on whats really going on in there

  • @埊
    @埊 6 днів тому

    Dip Wukang's defeated enemies roars soud so funny 🗿

  • @chrono3423
    @chrono3423 23 дні тому

    if they have guild logs (When guild names were created) ngl i dont think its fair for people who made "diddy" as their guildname before he got convicted to be permanently banned. maybe thats just me though

  • @not1ce1-u5s
    @not1ce1-u5s Місяць тому

    why is bros voice majestic either its majestic or magestic idk

  • @Neon_gaming131
    @Neon_gaming131 Місяць тому

    10:00 24 days till unban of that one guy (hopefully)

  • @ToriWinky
    @ToriWinky 18 днів тому

    I wonder if anyone's ever been approved for an unban? I think this list to get unban looks like a public humiliation and a huge joke.

  • @The-Truth-About-Cam
    @The-Truth-About-Cam Місяць тому

    The ban appeals start to become reasonable and forgivable at 00:00

  • @GualbertoGaming
    @GualbertoGaming Місяць тому

    I read the title as "Deepwoken Bad Apple"

  • @Sylvan..
    @Sylvan.. Місяць тому

    I saw a really funny one of a guy reporting his friend for exploiting in the ban appeals channel😭

  • @NemoToHej
    @NemoToHej Місяць тому +2

    10:47 bro got 6 songchant

  • @JonathanToxtle-g6c
    @JonathanToxtle-g6c Місяць тому

    I’ve taking a break from deepwoken and I feel better but I feel as if I’m having withdrawal I don’t know what to do

  • @maguflech7583
    @maguflech7583 12 днів тому

    The mod team seems lowkey garbage and would look like they would ban people for no reason imo

  • @Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance
    @Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance Місяць тому

    What did you do to the comment that said "8 munites ago is arousing" unc?

  • @BuonExtent
    @BuonExtent Місяць тому

    Hi Reaconteur, I was banned awhile ago, like during verse one for just being in a black market server, and I was wondering if it is possible I could get unbanned? I never interacted with anyone or bought anything, I was just invited because there was a giveaway and this video caused me to wonder if it's possible if could get unbanned.

  • @HARRAWISH
    @HARRAWISH Місяць тому

    ngl deepwoken mods should make bans only last for like a year or smth

  • @BlueZeneki
    @BlueZeneki Місяць тому

    No way unc started fucking singing

  • @Zaint86
    @Zaint86 Місяць тому

    reaconteur is actually a good singer]

  • @miguelrs9132
    @miguelrs9132 14 днів тому

    10:05 i don't want a lot for crisma-

  • @User-ht5pn
    @User-ht5pn Місяць тому

    Because of your high status in the ''deepwoken community'' do you might know if i can name my mantras after african warlords?