We need more movies with Gramps. "Gramps Goes to San Francisco" "Gramps Goes to Starbucks" "Gramps Goes to Burning Man" "Gramps Goes to a Mexican Prison"
We’re more likely to get: Gramps Goes to the Fluoride Factory Gramps Goes to Wired Magazine Headquarters Gramps Goes to His Granddaughter’s Piano Recital and Gets Arrested
Forrest Valkai also has a great take-down of this movie since it is largely in his "evolutionist" wheelhouse. He had as much fun and frustration as the boys did here.
I took your advice and actually watched this movie. I was raised in a Christian household and there are real people in this world like gramps that talk to kids all the time. Also thank you.
If the film makers did a Shutter Island twist at the end of this film it would have made hilarious sense... even to some Christians! "Of course this was all in his head, I don't know about the Biology teacher being played by his grand-daughter that he never met but bravo!!!"
I learned that recently. From some other helpful person's tip. So, while relistening to GAM's here, I heard Noah (at ~1:05) say "no back button". And I, too, posted that.
"I've been called an animal before, just never a party animal" "You shot first at My Lai?! What does that mean! I have so many questions!" I lost it XD
I think (and this is just a theory) that this was an anti-evolution line. Conservative evangelicals like Donald James Parker don’t like to admit that human beings are animals too, as that would be admitting that evolution happened.
how could a movie this bad not manage to pick up a single golden raspberry, i wondered. so i found out the glorious "kirk cameron's saving christmas" happened the same year.
So...if I understand this movie correctly, a woman is brought back from the dead via prayer and somehow that's not the main theme but more of an aside?! That's so insane even by Christian movie standards.
So let me get this straight: This is one of those crappy fanfics with a self insert Gary Stu... but of REALITY??? I didn't know somebody would actually be dumb enough to publish such a thing.
Absolutely, because if past movies are any indication there are a higher than zero number of filmmakers/directors who would see that and respond with 'Challenge accepted.'
When I was in college, I missed my first Mythology Class because I was sick. So, before the 2nd class started, I asked my teacher for a syllabus. I quickly read it and asked her when we were going to cover the Bible?!? She nearly choked, nervously laughed, paused to gather her thoughts, and cleverly got out of it by telling me that we only had time to cover the Greek and Roman gods. I wish I knew at that time that the New Testament was originally written in Greek, because I might have pressed the issue further! That was the only time in college that I ever heard religion talked about even though I got an AAS, BS, and a MS Ed degree.
*Sharing Useful Knowledge* 1:05:00 Noah says he clicked back multiple times on the video progress bar "because UA-cam doesn't have a 'go back x seconds button'." *YES IT DOES!* J is 15s. I recently learned. I use it all the time now.
"Try to get over your superiority complex one time by looking at all the stars in the heavens and imagining that your dad built them." 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏼🤦🤦🏿♀️🤦🏼♀️. That is the HEIGHT of hubris.
1:34:35 I always thought that being disowned Jewish style was the most brutal or the popular "she's dead to me!" about relatives who merely disagree with your dogmatic nonsense but nope... "whom I've never met" about a granddaughter that he has disowned takes the prize for darkest and most revealing inner shitstorm exposed ever! Indeed, the Coen brothers would have been impressed.
We need that sequel on GAM. Somebody draft a patition, we need to shine a light on his brand of crazy christanity. This anti-intellectal, frick the liberals bs needs to be brought under the hottest spot light we can find. Seriously, this guy sounds like he literally crawled out of Holier Than Thou Christain church, Christ town, Jesus land.
"Tonight we're gonna have ourselves a drinking contest! Only twenty dollars to get in, winner walks away with the WHOLE pot!" The whole pot...which consists of two people, lol. And I love how the one black dude in the movie has thirty seconds of total screen time and is there to bring up killing grandpa or to find someone who can.
I love how so many of these are just masturbation fantasies. Like the last one was "Oh yeah, bet when there's a social breakdown and there's mobs they'll love my guns and preaching!" and this one is ""I actually won that argument and have totally been unappreciated and I'm smarter than anyone else because I have no knowledge whatsoever!" The negaverse Scorcese, fundamentalist Neil Breen The irony of the creator of this movie not being familiar with organisms without brains. All he needed to do is look in the mirror. I love how these movies have an even worse grasp on sports than they do science, ethics or theology "Come on, you're drunk" I feel like that should be said after every single line of dialogue in this movie. Well, this movie is like the part of Lord of the Rings where the Hobbits are just trudging through a dreary bog full of corpses then go up endless stairs all to get to an arid wasteland ruled by a psychopathic deity that wants to conquer the world and conform to his slavery
Hey now, Clint Eastwood has a grasp on mise en scene and blocking and lighting, he can direct actors and get good performances out of them, and he’s proven that he can make a movie and make money off of it. You might not like him, but hot damn the guy can actually make a fucking movie. That’s a LOT more than Donald James Parker can do
I know I’m not patreon. But I think the movie domestics on Hulu was crazy I thought it was produced by the NRA with a concussion because of the amount of cinematic issues. I took a bunch of notes on it as well because the people around me couldn’t stand to listen to me decimated so I had to type it into my notes I don’t know it be really cool to see a difference on the Internet from a suggestion I made ha ha keep up the good work
You know... sometimes you guys mention that you exaggerate a little because the movies are so boring.. I actually scanned through this movie along with you. It's crazier than you let on. Somehow. It's bad. REALLY bad. Also, the singular form of species IS NOT SPECIE. Why does Gramps say this?! Did they not spell-check their script? Who am I kidding.
We need more movies with Gramps.
"Gramps Goes to San Francisco"
"Gramps Goes to Starbucks"
"Gramps Goes to Burning Man"
"Gramps Goes to a Mexican Prison"
We’re more likely to get:
Gramps Goes to the Fluoride Factory
Gramps Goes to Wired Magazine Headquarters
Gramps Goes to His Granddaughter’s Piano Recital and Gets Arrested
Gramps Goes to Eli's house
Gramps escapes from New York..
Gramps Does Dallas
Gramps goes to a Hospital
Gramps goes to Jerusalem
Gramps goes to Harlem
Gramps goes to Stonewall
Forrest Valkai also has a great take-down of this movie since it is largely in his "evolutionist" wheelhouse. He had as much fun and frustration as the boys did here.
I took your advice and actually watched this movie. I was raised in a Christian household and there are real people in this world like gramps that talk to kids all the time. Also thank you.
"Novelizations." "AAAAH!!" Think I know what Noah sounds like when he climaxes.
If the film makers did a Shutter Island twist at the end of this film it would have made hilarious sense... even to some Christians! "Of course this was all in his head, I don't know about the Biology teacher being played by his grand-daughter that he never met but bravo!!!"
"That makes the scene so much sadder... but I will still laugh at it because fuck that guy." XD
J key: back 10 seconds. K-key: pause. L-key: advance 10 seconds. Great video ^w^
I learned that recently. From some other helpful person's tip. So, while relistening to GAM's here, I heard Noah (at ~1:05) say "no back button". And I, too, posted that.
I just use the arrow keys, but yeah YT has a "jump back 10 seconds" feature
For those of you who don’t know this movie is on UA-cam currently.
"I've been called an animal before, just never a party animal"
"You shot first at My Lai?! What does that mean! I have so many questions!"
I lost it XD
I think (and this is just a theory) that this was an anti-evolution line. Conservative evangelicals like Donald James Parker don’t like to admit that human beings are animals too, as that would be admitting that evolution happened.
Every time you guys said "Donald James..." I kept expecting Trump to follow.
Same.
What do you wanna bet he practices signing his name like that? Like girls used to do in school with the last name of a guy we liked.
'Gary Sue: The Movie'
Or maybe a Gary Stu
This is a great analysis, but I was really hoping to find out precisely how much the movie weighs.
how could a movie this bad not manage to pick up a single golden raspberry, i wondered.
so i found out the glorious "kirk cameron's saving christmas" happened the same year.
This is also basically a home movie shot on a halfway decent camcorder
So...if I understand this movie correctly, a woman is brought back from the dead via prayer and somehow that's not the main theme but more of an aside?!
That's so insane even by Christian movie standards.
RIGHT?!
@@juliamason6867 Christian movies always manage to surprise one. Never pleasantly, though!
Did she resurrect drunk, or hung over?
Yeah, this movie treats a girl's death as if she were a party member in an RPG
"Eh, just cast Revive and get on with it..."
So let me get this straight: This is one of those crappy fanfics with a self insert Gary Stu... but of REALITY???
I didn't know somebody would actually be dumb enough to publish such a thing.
This is the direction "Sonichu" would've taken if Chris didn't lose his god-damned mind after making Issue #10.
a google search later, I am scarred for life.
@@RobotsEverywhereVideos was it the blue spike making him shove his medallion in his ass or the series finale where he fuckedupnedness his mom?
It would be more accurate to say that "This is the craziest thing we've watched *so far*".
Absolutely, because if past movies are any indication there are a higher than zero number of filmmakers/directors who would see that and respond with 'Challenge accepted.'
I agree that this is bad. I actually have sat through the actual movie and it’s sooooooo bad! But I don’t know how you top Loving The Bad Man?
I dont know about the rest of you but Noah as Donald james Parker is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE impression on the show. hands down
I’ve now watched the movie and listen to the GAM cast...and...this...was...AWESOME! Holy fuck. Go watch the movie. Now!!!
1:05:55 ... UA-cam does, though? It's the left arrow key. Just make sure you've got the video selected and not some other part of the browser.
I don’t know what I want to see more. This movie or heath at the gym on a treadmill. Lol
When I was in college, I missed my first Mythology Class because I was sick. So, before the 2nd class started, I asked my teacher for a syllabus. I quickly read it and asked her when we were going to cover the Bible?!? She nearly choked, nervously laughed, paused to gather her thoughts, and cleverly got out of it by telling me that we only had time to cover the Greek and Roman gods. I wish I knew at that time that the New Testament was originally written in Greek, because I might have pressed the issue further! That was the only time in college that I ever heard religion talked about even though I got an AAS, BS, and a MS Ed degree.
I was thinking about watching this one, but I really need to cut my toenails before Judge Judy comes on.
I admit it. I watched it at your request. I mean… just wow. That was true cinematic feces. You guys found a winner with this one.
*Sharing Useful Knowledge* 1:05:00 Noah says he clicked back multiple times on the video progress bar "because UA-cam doesn't have a 'go back x seconds button'." *YES IT DOES!* J is 15s. I recently learned. I use it all the time now.
Well, damn! You learn something new every day. Thanks!
@@pvthitch Yep. We could get more use from so much stuff we do. alas, for the lack of a hack!
Space bar is play/pause, btw.
1:34:20 is serial killer crazy! I
just caught my breath... 🤣
"Try to get over your superiority complex one time by looking at all the stars in the heavens and imagining that your dad built them."
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏼🤦🤦🏿♀️🤦🏼♀️. That is the HEIGHT of hubris.
1:34:35 I always thought that being disowned Jewish style was the most brutal or the popular "she's dead to me!" about relatives who merely disagree with your dogmatic nonsense but nope... "whom I've never met" about a granddaughter that he has disowned takes the prize for darkest and most revealing inner shitstorm exposed ever! Indeed, the Coen brothers would have been impressed.
And there's a sequel in which he gets to met these thus far unknown to him grandchildren so it gets even darker and sadder!
We need that sequel on GAM. Somebody draft a patition, we need to shine a light on his brand of crazy christanity. This anti-intellectal, frick the liberals bs needs to be brought under the hottest spot light we can find. Seriously, this guy sounds like he literally crawled out of Holier Than Thou Christain church, Christ town, Jesus land.
I actually watched this movie as you suggested. I feel like I lost some brain cells just watching. It was so hard to watch.
The movies you guys review hit rock bottom, and then you start tunneling. Bravo!
I watched about 3 minutes of this movie and I can safely say the opening cut scene for the first Resident Evil on the PS1 had better acting.
"You were almost a FIBROMYALGER sandwich!"
"Tonight we're gonna have ourselves a drinking contest! Only twenty dollars to get in, winner walks away with the WHOLE pot!" The whole pot...which consists of two people, lol.
And I love how the one black dude in the movie has thirty seconds of total screen time and is there to bring up killing grandpa or to find someone who can.
DJ Parker is Tommy Wiseau but make it evangelical
when do we start the movie for sync?
I love how so many of these are just masturbation fantasies. Like the last one was "Oh yeah, bet when there's a social breakdown and there's mobs they'll love my guns and preaching!" and this one is ""I actually won that argument and have totally been unappreciated and I'm smarter than anyone else because I have no knowledge whatsoever!"
The negaverse Scorcese, fundamentalist Neil Breen
The irony of the creator of this movie not being familiar with organisms without brains. All he needed to do is look in the mirror.
I love how these movies have an even worse grasp on sports than they do science, ethics or theology
"Come on, you're drunk" I feel like that should be said after every single line of dialogue in this movie.
Well, this movie is like the part of Lord of the Rings where the Hobbits are just trudging through a dreary bog full of corpses then go up endless stairs all to get to an arid wasteland ruled by a psychopathic deity that wants to conquer the world and conform to his slavery
Are we sure Trump doesnt watch this movie every night as motivation porn?
This isn't far off from a Clint Eastwood film.
Hey now, Clint Eastwood has a grasp on mise en scene and blocking and lighting, he can direct actors and get good performances out of them, and he’s proven that he can make a movie and make money off of it. You might not like him, but hot damn the guy can actually make a fucking movie. That’s a LOT more than Donald James Parker can do
Wait. Why would a pink Cadillac be at a maffia funeral
I always thought that Americans were exaggerating 'the covered shoulders school rule', coz it was always about sun protection...
Oh boy, Heath missed a good one this time around.
I know I’m not patreon. But I think the movie domestics on Hulu was crazy I thought it was produced by the NRA with a concussion because of the amount of cinematic issues. I took a bunch of notes on it as well because the people around me couldn’t stand to listen to me decimated so I had to type it into my notes I don’t know it be really cool to see a difference on the Internet from a suggestion I made ha ha keep up the good work
I can’t even begin to decipher this comment.
Forrest Valkai's interview with Jimbo is hilarious. He just doesn't understand things like science & the modern world!
It should've been David Banner, because he's the one that has to move on at the end of the episodes!
Sorry... not Jim... Donald. He interviewd Donald about religion & evolution.
Also fun work
OMG.... Totally forgot the DrBonner Soap joke.....
Gotta say I LOVE that stuff..... But the packaging is SOOOOOO crayCray
You know... sometimes you guys mention that you exaggerate a little because the movies are so boring.. I actually scanned through this movie along with you.
It's crazier than you let on. Somehow. It's bad. REALLY bad.
Also, the singular form of species IS NOT SPECIE. Why does Gramps say this?! Did they not spell-check their script? Who am I kidding.
Holy “bloody stool” Batman! This movie was more painful than a cheese grater scraping the nads. Over and over...
JACE = Jesus A. Christ Eternal. Jesus is a closeted atheist.
Noah is a height supremacist?? O.o