Sorry I've been gone for so long, somebody close to me went through a tragedy and I've been helping 'em deal with it best I can. I'm gonna be getting back into a regular schedule after this! -Cyd
Rooster Montgomery this was back in a time when Porn was a little more tasteful and artsy, it wasn’t like Brazzers or Bangbros where is was sleazy. They’d air it in theaters and it was available to rent.
4:45 "Yes, the most defenseless..." that ALWAYS catches me off guard, leaving me vulnerable to the one-two punch of _Fear and Loathing_ and _Spaceballs_ references
brad this is one of the rare ocassions when a remake takes a decent movie with a good concept and improves on it making a classic. this is what remakes should do rather then taking classics and redoing them worse
I know this video is a year old but whatever. I thought I was the only one who thought The Hills Have Eyes was about (somehow) sentient hills with actual eyes, which actually does not sound like a very bad idea.
Love this film! Even the Remake isn’t half bad and I’d probably consider it to be one of my favorite Remakes! Both the original Part 2 and the Remakes Part 2 are terrible.
Glad to see you back. Fun fact...this is the first new video you have made since i discovered your channel, although i have watched probably 30-40 of your videos in that time.
I'll be meeting Michael Berryman at Sinister Creature Con this coming month, so the timing to this upload was rather impeccable on your part. \m/ Nice to have you back, doctor.
That is an insane subtext though. Doug realizing he may be just as bad as his brutalizers? So what he should have just let them eat the baby? Let them get away with what they did? The cannibal family weren't going to quit so the normal family should just let themselves be victimized? This is why hippies don't make the best law enforcement or philosophers since they have the forward thinking of a jacka$$.
I remember when my granddad first mentioned this film to me when I was younger and I watched it a few years later and liked it. I'll have to get it on DVD one of these days since I have the remake and its sequel.
Great review, really happy to have you back Doc! Are you going to do streams anymore, or is that done? I can totally see why if it is finished. P.S : Thank you for that image of the literal hills that have eyes, it will now burn into my memory.
"He is maybe no better no better than the savages that attacked his family" I don't get why is that a bad thing. They aren't really in a civilized place where they can call the police or anything like that, they are in the middle of the desert and they got pretty brutalized themselves, I mean why should you give a shit about people that that already killed and raped members of your family?
You must have watched unrated version. The most popular and most obtainable version ends with Doug holding with the knife lifted to do another stab and freez-frame filled with red.
Sorry I've been gone for so long, somebody close to me went through a tragedy and I've been helping 'em deal with it best I can. I'm gonna be getting back into a regular schedule after this!
-Cyd
Doctor Wolfula it’s okay
Doctor Wolfula Yesss!!! Make a review on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
Good to have you back.
Sorry to hear, cool of you to help. Love your content .
Glad everything thing is ok DR
why is this channel so comfy
It's the armchair.
This is peak 2 am youtube content
It's my safe space 😂
It just is.
Doctor Wolfula is inviting us in and telling us stories by the fireplace.
I came across Dr Wolfula whenI had a severe flu. I missed a week of work. The good Doc was the only enjoyment I had. Thanks for getting me through.
Dogs certainly understand the concept of revenge! My dog tried to bite another dog and they’ve been bitter towards each other ever since
Wes Craven made porn? Now I like him even more!
Rooster Montgomery this was back in a time when Porn was a little more tasteful and artsy, it wasn’t like Brazzers or Bangbros where is was sleazy. They’d air it in theaters and it was available to rent.
4:45 "Yes, the most defenseless..." that ALWAYS catches me off guard, leaving me vulnerable to the one-two punch of _Fear and Loathing_ and _Spaceballs_ references
Welp, almost 4 am, time to go to b-
*Notification for this appears*
...damnit.
Philip Darren Ellwell I'm working on the 3rd shift and I'm watching it on my lunch break.
I actually watched it at 4 am. Couldn't resist.
Can we get the reboot next ?
I prefer the remake to the original.
brad this is one of the rare ocassions when a remake takes a decent movie with a good concept and improves on it making a classic. this is what remakes should do rather then taking classics and redoing them worse
ya i think that's a great idea
@@nwordoenward2155 there are a couple of Carpenter movies that deserve this treatment, but only if he made them...
I can’t think of a channel that consistently lands gold with every joke
Only other I can think of is James rolfes avgn if not familiar check out the channel cinemassecre
*cough* Decker Shado*cough*
You still have Brandon don't know his last name but he's funny
I just saw that you have 66k+ Subscribers! Should be at least 500K! Thought i was seeing a typo. Great video Doc.
"Well, now look. You folks don't wanna go messin' around no old silver mine. Those things is dangerous. You're liable to get hurt!"
I would like to see the anatomy of a hill with eyes.
I know this video is a year old but whatever. I thought I was the only one who thought The Hills Have Eyes was about (somehow) sentient hills with actual eyes, which actually does not sound like a very bad idea.
Probably my favorite youtube channel of all time!!! 👑 👑 👑
EDPs Toilet yesss shame hes not at 1m he deserves it
Hmm, just discovering this channel. No comment from the channel to you... I'm guessing you've been forsaken.
When I want to relax, I play a Dr. Wolfula video.
When I want to sleep, I play a Dr. Wolfula Die-In Theater film.
Thank you.
The hills really needed eyes
Love this film! Even the Remake isn’t half bad and I’d probably consider it to be one of my favorite Remakes! Both the original Part 2 and the Remakes Part 2 are terrible.
@CHARLIEBROWN SALDIVAR remake se quel was okay i agree
no the orginal sequel was not the remake sequel
12:07 - remember he played a despicable highschool principle in Motley Crue's "smokin' in the boys room" video (1985)...
As a Scotsman I can attest that the stuff about Sawney Bean stuff is 100% true and pretty much how we all live our lives to this day.
Glad to see you back. Fun fact...this is the first new video you have made since i discovered your channel, although i have watched probably 30-40 of your videos in that time.
So glad your back doc, seeing this when I woke up made my day, thanks mang
So great to have you back! No worries on how long you've been gone, the creator matters more than the content.
Great review as always.
doc finally been waiting like 2 years for this thanks
"No wait!
We can't stop here
*this is bat country*
ah!"
Ah Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas a great movie
Hi Doc! This is still my favourite review you've done so far. Watched it many times :)
The Kardashian joke was amazing. Plus the REAL hills with REAL eyes!? Best horror movie ever! Glad to see you back wolfy :3.
I loved the CGI image of the hills with eyes.
Thank you for giving the hills eyes!
Welcome Back Doc. hope all is well!
"I'm a cop first, a dog 2nd!"- Beast the dog. Probably
I've never before heard someone say, "it's just a goddamn baby!" Hilarious! I don't even like horror movies. I just come here for the humor.
I'll be meeting Michael Berryman at Sinister Creature Con this coming month, so the timing to this upload was rather impeccable on your part. \m/ Nice to have you back, doctor.
It's ok man I am just glad your back I missed the content you post so much
I forgot how much I loved this channel.
Great to see you again Doc!
Nice to see you back, Doctor Wolfula!
Glad to see you back. Love the video.
Love you doc! Great to have you back
Glad you're back Doc.
Our favorite Eyepatch Doctor is BACK!
Great to see another video from you, man!!! :)
Great video. Love the new jokes and effects. Seems like you have a lot of fresh energy. Love the channel, and I look forward to more videos!
Really enjoyed the humorous approach to this review. Good job.
Your alive great to see you back doc
YES!!! thank you for giving me a reason to go on a dr wolfua marathon!
Hell yeah! Welcome back brother. Love your reviews. Hope all is well with you and your friends life. Peace to you and your family and friends.
good to have you back Doc
Always wonderful to watch your new content, dr wolfula. Keep up the great work.
Love your humor man you should be getting more subscribers
Don't ignore our request for Killer Klowns from Outer Space,lol
So happy you uploaded another video I've miss u and ur dark humor lol
New sub. Awesome stuff been watching 7 yrs worth of videos you made. Good job
That is an insane subtext though. Doug realizing he may be just as bad as his brutalizers? So what he should have just let them eat the baby? Let them get away with what they did? The cannibal family weren't going to quit so the normal family should just let themselves be victimized? This is why hippies don't make the best law enforcement or philosophers since they have the forward thinking of a jacka$$.
Glad you're back
Thanks doc for showing me the hills with actually eyes and merry Christmas
Great to see you back doc.
I remember when my granddad first mentioned this film to me when I was younger and I watched it a few years later and liked it. I'll have to get it on DVD one of these days since I have the remake and its sequel.
Love the vids Wolf. Take your time with anything. Look forward to more content
Welcome back doc!
I found this channel a long time ago and just now subscribed
Fun fact Micheal Barryman played the Butler from Kenan and Kel two heads are better than none
One of your best reviews yet. Great script!
I hope your friend is okay and can't wait for your next review, Doc
I can’t do that to orphans!
Lmfao that shit cracked me tf up 😆
Great review, really happy to have you back Doc! Are you going to do streams anymore, or is that done? I can totally see why if it is finished.
P.S : Thank you for that image of the literal hills that have eyes, it will now burn into my memory.
It was about time for a new video, Doctor
Señor dr wolfula thanks for making me go to the office happy With your review
Buen dia
Glad you're back
Finally! I love you Doc!
Classic liner by Mom...." Whats the matter you dont like dog anymore.....?"
Im with You all the way Doc!
Sweet the Dr is back
Mars looks like Lindsey Buckingham and Waylon Jennings all rolled up into one.
Always a charm man. Thanks for the great video.
Welcome back wolfy!!!
Man I’ve missed u dude your awesome
HALLOWEEN IS ACTUALLY GETTING ANOTHER MOVIE
I'm ready for this
Dr wolfula u gotta review the house that jack built when it drops I'm so excited to see ur review of it!
What a review sir, it was brutal 😅👍🏽
Anything with Dee Wallace is always good.
wstine79 not the Halloween remake
Moff Tarkin well she tried at least.
Thank you for the hills with eyes.
Anyone noticed that Wes Craven's movies had traps featured in them?
yep thats one of his trademarks
And then if you think ab it more the creators of saw must have looked up to Craven
This video has the funniest introduction by doc by far!
NO NO your not real, I can't do that to orphans lol
Awesome review Doc !
If you're a retired cop, do they just let you keep the badge like that?
I guess so.
7:19 surprisingly soothing!
Loved last house on the left it wasn't even bad
The audio for the movie has a weird echo effect. Just thought I'd mention it so you are aware.
1:12🤣
"He is maybe no better no better than the savages that attacked his family" I don't get why is that a bad thing. They aren't really in a civilized place where they can call the police or anything like that, they are in the middle of the desert and they got pretty brutalized themselves, I mean why should you give a shit about people that that already killed and raped members of your family?
Perfect timing. Just got woken up by a LOUD. ASS. THUNDERSTORM.
SawBlood45 hey me too
Wish I was with you. Sounds better than this movie. The Hills have eyes Remake was WAY better. Really graphic. Good acting.
7:22 are those Bohol's Chocolate Hills?
The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Doctor Wolfula.
Was getting ready for bed but sleep can wait!
Woo! More Doc!
YAY! The Doc is back !
(...now to wait for Goulash's return.)
Doctor Wolfula is back bitches!! Hope you review the remake as well in the near future
You must have watched unrated version. The most popular and most obtainable version ends with Doug holding with the knife lifted to do another stab and freez-frame filled with red.
Your my favorite youtuber I love ur michael myers reviews im so glad ur back
At 10:45
That's got to be the cop from Sleepaway camp right?