[Skit: Paul Rosenberg] Hey, Em, it's Paul Uh, I was listening to the album Good f**king luck, you're on your own [Intro: Eminem] Guess who's back, back again? Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back (Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da) (Da-da-da, da, da, da, da) [Verse 1: Eminem] Well, look what the stork brung (What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue And it's sticking out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from Still a white jerk Pulling up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's Percs and a Bud Light shirt Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!) I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like [Chorus: Eminem] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh [Verse 2: Eminem] Now back in the days of old me (When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E Turned me into smiley face emoji My sh!t may not be age appropri- Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy 'Cause I have zero doubts That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts That censorship bureau's out To shut me down so when I started this verse It did start off light-hearted at first But it feels like I'm targeted Mind boggling how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed Yeah, the sh!t is just like y'all have been light jogging and I've been running at full speed And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin And I'm the fight y'all get in When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalking when I step up to that mic, cock it then "Oh my god, it's him... not again!" [Chorus: Eminem] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh [Bridge: Eminem] Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?) If he could see the way sh!t is today (Look at this sh!t, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name? [Verse 3: Eminem] So, how many little kids still wanna act like me? I'm a bigger prick than cacti be And that's why these words sting Just like you were being attacked by bees In the coupe leaning back my seat Bumping R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's In my Air Max 90's White T's walking parental advisory My transgender cat's Siamese Identifies as black, but acts Chinese Like a motherf**king hacky sack I treat the whole world 'cause I got it at my feet How can I explain to you? That even myself, I'm a danger too I hop on tracks like a kangaroo And say a few things or two to anger you But f**k that, if I think that sh!t, I'ma say that sh!t Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit Snake-as* prick, you male crossdresser, fake-as* b!tch And I'll probably get sh!t for that (Watch) But you can all suck my d!ck, in fact F**k them, f**k Dre, f**k Jimmy, f**k me, f**k you F**k my own kids they're brats (F**k 'em) They can screw-off, them and you all You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's What you thought you saw ain't what you saw 'Cause you're never gone see me Caught sleeping and see the kidnapping never did happen Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like [Chorus: Eminem] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Intro: Eminem] Guess who's back, back again? Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back (Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da) (Da-da-da, da, da, da, da) [Verse 1: Eminem] Well, look what the stork brung (What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from Still a white jerk Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!) I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like [Chorus: Eminem] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh [Verse 2: Eminem] Now back in the days of old me (When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E Turned me into smiley face emoji My shit may not be age appropri- Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy 'Cause I have zero doubts That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts That censorship bureau's out To shut me down so when I started this verse It did start off light-hearted at first But it feels like I'm targeted Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when I step up to that mic, cock it then "Oh my god, it's him... not again!" [Chorus: Eminem] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh [Bridge: Eminem] Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?) If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name? [Verse 3: Eminem] So, how many little kids still wanna act like me? I'm a bigger prick than cacti be And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees In the coupe leaning back my seat Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's In my Air Max 90's White T's walkin' parental advisory My transgender cat's Siamese Identifies as black, but acts Chinese Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet How can I explain to you? That even myself, I'm a danger too I hop on tracks like a kangaroo And say a few things or two to anger you But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em) They can screw-off, them and you all You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw 'Cause you're never gon' see me Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
Hola, Em, soy Paul. Hey, Em, it's Paul Uh, estaba escuchando el álbum. Uh, I was listening to the album Buena suerte, estás solo. Good fucking luck, you're on your own ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto, ha vuelto otra vez? Guess who's back, back again? Shady ha vuelto, díselo a un amigo. Shady's back, tell a friend ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? ¿Adivina quién ha vuelto? Guess who's back? Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da-da-da, da, da, da, da Da-da-da, da, da, da, da Pues mira lo que trajo la cigüeña (¿qué?) Well, look what the stork brung (what?) Pequeño diablo bebé con la lengua bífida Little baby devil with the forked tongue Y sobresale, sí, como un pulgar dolorido (bleh) And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh) Con una frente de la que le crecieron cuernos (mira) With a forehead that it grew horns from (look) Sigue siendo un imbécil blanco (es él), deteniéndose en un Chrysler hacia el cifrado Still a white jerk (it's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher Con las Vics, Percs y una camiseta de Bud Light With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt Técnico lírico (sí), electricista (sí) Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah) Todos ustedes son un trabajo ligero Y'all light work Y no tengo que fingir, eres tú a quien hago creer (¿qué?) And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (what?) Y sabes que estoy aquí para quedarme porque yo (¿por qué?) And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (why?) Si alguna vez me fuera a ir (¿qué?) If I was to ever take a leave (what?) Sería aspirina para quitar la fiebre' (sí) It would be aspirin to break a feve' (yeah) Si tuviera que preguntar por Megan Thee (¿qué?) If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?) Stallion si pudiera colaborar conmigo Stallion if she would collab with me ¿Realmente tendría una oportunidad de lograr una hazaña? Would I really have a shot at a feat? No lo sé, pero me alegro de estar de vuelta como I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco) Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick) Estoy a punto de buscar en mi bolso, hermano (como) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like) Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco, puf) Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof) Así y ya estoy de vuelta, hermano. Just like that and I'm back, bro Ahora, en los viejos tiempos (¿cuándo?) Now back in the days of old me (when?) Justo en el momento en que me convertí en un drogadicto (oh) Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh) Comió algo de codeína como forma de afrontar la situación (mm) Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm) Sabor a opiáceos, caso de O.E. Taste of opiates, case of O.E. Me convirtió en un emoji de cara sonriente (woo) Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo) Mi mierda puede no ser apropiada para su edad. My shit may not be age-appropriate Pero a un niño de ocho años le daré en la cara un trofeo de participación. But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy Además no tengo dudas Plus I have zero doubts Que todo este mundo está peleando That this whole world's 'bout Para convertirse en unas niñas exploradoras To turn into some girl scouts Esa oficina de censura quiere (cerrarme) That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down) Entonces cuando comencé este verso So when I started this verse Al principio empezó alegremente (hmm) It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm) Pero se siente como si fuera un objetivo But it feels like I'm targeted Es alucinante cómo mis ganancias se han disparado Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed Mira lo que me embolsé Look what I pocketed Sí, la mierda es como si todos hubieran estado haciendo jogging ligero, y Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and He estado corriendo a toda velocidad I've been runnin' at full speed Y es por eso que estoy adelante como si fuera mi cabeza, y And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and Soy la pelea en la que todos entran I'm the fight y'all get in Cuando debates quién es el mejor, pero bueno, soy blanco cuando When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when Me acerco a ese micrófono, lo abrocho y luego I step up to that mic, cock it then "Dios mío, es él, otra vez no" "Oh my God, it's him, not again" Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco) Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick) Estoy a punto de buscar en mi bolso, hermano (como) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like) Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco, puf) Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof) Solo así y estoy de vuelta, hermano (descompóntelo) Just like that and I'm back, bro (break it down) A veces me pregunto qué diría mi viejo yo (¿si qué?) Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?) Si pudiera ver cómo es la mierda hoy (mira esta mierda, hombre) If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man) Probablemente diría que todo es gay (como feliz) He'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy) ¿Cuál es mi nombre? What's my name? ¿Cuál es mi nombre? What's my name? (Sombra delgada) (Slim Shady) Entonces, ¿cuántos niños pequeños todavía quieren actuar como yo? So how many little kids still wanna act like me? Soy un idiota más grande que los cactus (sí) I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah) Y es por eso que estos (¿qué?) And that's why these (what?) Las palabras pican como si estuvieras siendo atacado por abejas (bzz) Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz) En el cupé, reclinando mi asiento (¿qué?) In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?) Bumpin' R. El grupo favorito de Kelly (uh), el chico negro (chico) orina (jaja, orina) Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (haha, pees) En mis Air Max 90 In my Air Max 90s White Ts, aviso para padres ambulante White Ts, walkin' parental advisory Mi gato transgénero es siamés (¿por qué?) My transgender cat's Siamese (why?) Se identifica como negro, pero actúa como chino. Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese Como un maldito Hacky Sack, trato (¿qué?) Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (what?) El mundo entero porque lo tengo a mis pies (sí) The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (yeah) ¿Cómo puedo explicarte (qué?) How can I explain to you (what?) ¿Que incluso yo mismo soy un peligro? That even myself I'm a danger to? (Sí) (Yeah) Salto sobre pistas como un canguro I hop on tracks like a kangaroo Y decir algunas cosas o dos para enojarte And say a few things or two to anger you Pero a la mierda, si pienso esa mierda, diré esa mierda But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit Cancelarme, ¿qué? Cancel me, what? Está bien, eso es todo Okay, that's it Adelante, Paul, deja de fumar, idiota. Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick Eres un travesti, una perra falsa. You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch Y probablemente recibiré una mierda por eso (ver) And I'll probably get shit for that (watch) Pero todos ustedes pueden chuparme la polla, de hecho. But you can all suck my dick, in fact Que se jodan, que se jodan Dre, que se jodan Jimmy, que me jodan, que te jodan Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you Que se jodan mis propios hijos, son unos mocosos (que se jodan) Fuck my own kids, they're brats (fuck 'em) Pueden joder (sí), ellos y todos ustedes (uh) They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh) Tú también, Paul (punk), tienes dos pelotas. You too, Paul (punk), got two balls Grande como el de RuPaul (whoa) Big as RuPaul's (whoa) Lo que pensaste que viste no es lo que viste (nah) What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (nah) Porque nunca vas a verme 'Cause you're never gon' see me Atrapado durmiendo y viendo que el secuestro nunca sucedió (no) Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen (no) Como Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini Me desvanezco en el aire mientras me voy como I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco) Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick) Estoy a punto de buscar en mi bolso, hermano (como) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like) Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco, puf) Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof) Así y ya estoy de vuelta, hermano. Just like that and I'm back, bro
I'm sick of my friends being broke all day, seeing the rich floss with my shit, oh miss I see that your a bright star, can i come sit? now come in polish my nob because that's your only real job, ha' ha' ha' there like ya' ya' ya', between my bro and I he's the only one with a bald spot, and I'm the one with coffin rot, chasing these dimes without a single tear drop, HALT! don't stop or dout this games a fuckin mess but I'm still truckin none the less,
Every other rapper speak the same I'm here to hear me out to change hang out oh wait, this ain't lame line, hide, beside, cowards will speak wont show what they seek now I know it's me Always on my feet feel the rain rushing, hiding over me sky, clear , view too say don't wait for me.... Don't know what will happen if I speak...
Look back away from that, what u tryin to hate ,y explain yall in mine never late oh my mine seems off all the time u tryin to talk look back figure it out before u start to talk all that go all out once I figure it out y'all paying me back once now no now I know now..
Sometimes i feel likes my watch is broken cause why is the clock stopping while the skies dropping does that mean I'm on top of it like my wallet when i sit on it Ive been balling since i could crawl but im still broke my shots are all missed never ever hit net or the bottom, building brick houses by the masses i got them so my wifes can hide in their boxes
what is this go fly a kite or measure my height take flight i bite i might say good night shine bright like a diamond i fit this shit in my rhyming go to the gym jimmy jim or kim the fucking kardashian's got a good ass and just passed out on the floor oh i hit the door with my head regret regret go to bed i fly while high on jibb in my crib do a line do a lyrical crime what's mine is mine's i do a crime signed to this damn thing i got bling cha ching bang goes the gun i had fun i am on the run from the cop's i made one drop lmfao laughing gas and pass the grass i weed wack and lyrically attack now i am back she had got the jack i attack hack up a lung on jibb in my crib i flip out like my dad i got a gat i hit with the bat i am fat i spit this shit and make a hit now listen for abit toke a bong with cheech and chong what's wrong with this picture i am ill, ill,
J’en ai marre que mes amis soient fauchés toute la journée, voyant les riches passer la soie dentaire avec ma merde, oh mademoiselle, je vois que vous êtes une étoile brillante, puis-je venir m’asseoir ? maintenant viens poli mon nob parce que c’est ton seul vrai travail, ha' ha' ha' ha' là comme toi ya' ya' ya' ya' entre mon frère et moi il est le seul avec une calvitie, et je suis celui qui a la pourriture du cercueil, chassant ces centimes sans une seule larme, HALTE ! n’arrêtez pas ou ne laissez pas ce jeu un putain de gâchis, mais je suis quand même en train de faire du camion,
This gonne be rough calling evils every bluff , No more crying snuff , We fight back in true love , that beautifull angel dove in Aliment heaven a bove , this prison planet though , Rise true its pain endlessly growing enough , True the holy spirit no bluff evil their bluff destroyed by holy glove , Touched by christ shove , All that devile behavior off , Out of your christ temple puff breath in balans and true peace , By these words unleashed , Your mind expanding in heavenly feast , I am a instrument a good beast christ consiusness increased, Soon I will be released, Holy priest holy Knight teach , Preach safe as many reach just 1 more safed speech , True enemy walls breach , The gouverments deleted with bleech , Now he'll will truly screech I am the future the master plan , Bigger then the big Ben, Bigger then u can understand , This man will come back all over again, A True evolved Sam, Hitting everytime like damm , Houdini instrumental.
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This is the most funkiest funk a funk could ever funk
Deserves more likes
Funk anyone who dont like this comment
Whoever doesn't like this funk you
king kunta:
I can already hear Slim dissing me in my own head and it's impressive how sick and humiliating at the same time. Ghost of Slim lives
fr bro lmfao rs
Instrumental goes crazy
Is no one gonna talk about how this instrumental sounds like a character selection screen?
Yeah probably not bro
it doesnt not bro
Yep
yeee saints row type game
No cuz non incels have no idea what you sre talking about😂
this is such a great song tbh
[Skit: Paul Rosenberg]
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good f**king luck, you're on your own
[Intro: Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's sticking out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pulling up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's
Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My sh!t may not be age appropri-
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind boggling how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the sh!t is just like y'all have been light jogging and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin
And I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalking when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Bridge: Eminem]
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way sh!t is today
(Look at this sh!t, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting
Just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumping R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walking parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherf**king hacky sack I treat the whole world
'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But f**k that, if I think that sh!t, I'ma say that sh!t
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-as* prick, you male crossdresser, fake-as* b!tch
And I'll probably get sh!t for that
(Watch) But you can all suck my d!ck, in fact
F**k them, f**k Dre, f**k Jimmy, f**k me, f**k you
F**k my own kids they're brats (F**k 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gone see me
Caught sleeping and see the kidnapping never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bruh
2:39
I was looking for this specific part thank you so much 💀💀
My transgender cat's siamese
that harmonica
@@Chai_Is_not_hereidentifies as black but acts chinese
Identifies as black but acts chinese @@Chai_Is_not_here
Actually dope for posting this, ty
[Intro: Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My shit may not be age appropri-
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Bridge: Eminem]
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way shit is today
(Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
(Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
Beat man!
@@NobodySpecialYaKnow "how many little kids wanna be like me? "
@@Sameehx_1 I'm a bigger prick then cacti be
@@NobodySpecialYaKnow And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Why is this so good and goes hard?
Seems something that came straight out of a Wario Land game!
I genuinely love it!
This should be the original... instrumentals are usually given to this channel by producers themselves
It is the original
Super catchy song haha
2:40 bro the insturment here is do good what is it called
Sounds like a melodica
"Guess who's back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend"
🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'd love a version with ad libs left in, is that possible?
tysm bro ❤
2:08 I wonder what the old me would say
If what?
@@Exoticspider1 if he could see the way shit is today
@@FaysalIsGoatedhe'd prolly say that every thing is gay. (Like happy!)
@@jmanbenoit3812 what’s my name, what’s my NAAAAAAAAME?!
@@jmanbenoit3812What's my name? What's my naaaaaame? (Slim Shady)
*KABOOM!!*
3:04 sometimes i wonder what the old me’d say
What did you use to make this this sounds better than most filters I’ve heard
Cool
0:19
It is sample old song?
Yeah Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band
@rumormusicvevo thanks
@@accountyoutube4123 your welcome!
What happened to all the people that would post their lyrics into the comments of instrumental videos?
i like when the bea6ts make reference to slim shady beats.
Cartoon villains be like:
Bro its good😂😂😂
Can I use this beat for a remix?
But if you have permission
@@LilSidTV any idea from where get the licence for this?
@hipstrumentals10 ??
@@SourishChakraborty-e5b Contact the label of the song
Lil Wayne would murder this beat
Free?
ABBY HATCHER VIBES OMG.
Houdini x Flowers mashup
Hola, Em, soy Paul.
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, estaba escuchando el álbum.
Uh, I was listening to the album
Buena suerte, estás solo.
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto, ha vuelto otra vez?
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady ha vuelto, díselo a un amigo.
Shady's back, tell a friend
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
¿Adivina quién ha vuelto?
Guess who's back?
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
Pues mira lo que trajo la cigüeña (¿qué?)
Well, look what the stork brung (what?)
Pequeño diablo bebé con la lengua bífida
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
Y sobresale, sí, como un pulgar dolorido (bleh)
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh)
Con una frente de la que le crecieron cuernos (mira)
With a forehead that it grew horns from (look)
Sigue siendo un imbécil blanco (es él), deteniéndose en un Chrysler hacia el cifrado
Still a white jerk (it's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
Con las Vics, Percs y una camiseta de Bud Light
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Técnico lírico (sí), electricista (sí)
Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah)
Todos ustedes son un trabajo ligero
Y'all light work
Y no tengo que fingir, eres tú a quien hago creer (¿qué?)
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (what?)
Y sabes que estoy aquí para quedarme porque yo (¿por qué?)
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (why?)
Si alguna vez me fuera a ir (¿qué?)
If I was to ever take a leave (what?)
Sería aspirina para quitar la fiebre' (sí)
It would be aspirin to break a feve' (yeah)
Si tuviera que preguntar por Megan Thee (¿qué?)
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)
Stallion si pudiera colaborar conmigo
Stallion if she would collab with me
¿Realmente tendría una oportunidad de lograr una hazaña?
Would I really have a shot at a feat?
No lo sé, pero me alegro de estar de vuelta como
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
Estoy a punto de buscar en mi bolso, hermano (como)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco, puf)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Así y ya estoy de vuelta, hermano.
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Ahora, en los viejos tiempos (¿cuándo?)
Now back in the days of old me (when?)
Justo en el momento en que me convertí en un drogadicto (oh)
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)
Comió algo de codeína como forma de afrontar la situación (mm)
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm)
Sabor a opiáceos, caso de O.E.
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
Me convirtió en un emoji de cara sonriente (woo)
Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo)
Mi mierda puede no ser apropiada para su edad.
My shit may not be age-appropriate
Pero a un niño de ocho años le daré en la cara un trofeo de participación.
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
Además no tengo dudas
Plus I have zero doubts
Que todo este mundo está peleando
That this whole world's 'bout
Para convertirse en unas niñas exploradoras
To turn into some girl scouts
Esa oficina de censura quiere (cerrarme)
That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down)
Entonces cuando comencé este verso
So when I started this verse
Al principio empezó alegremente (hmm)
It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm)
Pero se siente como si fuera un objetivo
But it feels like I'm targeted
Es alucinante cómo mis ganancias se han disparado
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Mira lo que me embolsé
Look what I pocketed
Sí, la mierda es como si todos hubieran estado haciendo jogging ligero, y
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
He estado corriendo a toda velocidad
I've been runnin' at full speed
Y es por eso que estoy adelante como si fuera mi cabeza, y
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
Soy la pelea en la que todos entran
I'm the fight y'all get in
Cuando debates quién es el mejor, pero bueno, soy blanco cuando
When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
Me acerco a ese micrófono, lo abrocho y luego
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Dios mío, es él, otra vez no"
"Oh my God, it's him, not again"
Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
Estoy a punto de buscar en mi bolso, hermano (como)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco, puf)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Solo así y estoy de vuelta, hermano (descompóntelo)
Just like that and I'm back, bro (break it down)
A veces me pregunto qué diría mi viejo yo (¿si qué?)
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?)
Si pudiera ver cómo es la mierda hoy (mira esta mierda, hombre)
If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man)
Probablemente diría que todo es gay (como feliz)
He'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy)
¿Cuál es mi nombre?
What's my name?
¿Cuál es mi nombre?
What's my name?
(Sombra delgada)
(Slim Shady)
Entonces, ¿cuántos niños pequeños todavía quieren actuar como yo?
So how many little kids still wanna act like me?
Soy un idiota más grande que los cactus (sí)
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah)
Y es por eso que estos (¿qué?)
And that's why these (what?)
Las palabras pican como si estuvieras siendo atacado por abejas (bzz)
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz)
En el cupé, reclinando mi asiento (¿qué?)
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?)
Bumpin' R. El grupo favorito de Kelly (uh), el chico negro (chico) orina (jaja, orina)
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (haha, pees)
En mis Air Max 90
In my Air Max 90s
White Ts, aviso para padres ambulante
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
Mi gato transgénero es siamés (¿por qué?)
My transgender cat's Siamese (why?)
Se identifica como negro, pero actúa como chino.
Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
Como un maldito Hacky Sack, trato (¿qué?)
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (what?)
El mundo entero porque lo tengo a mis pies (sí)
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (yeah)
¿Cómo puedo explicarte (qué?)
How can I explain to you (what?)
¿Que incluso yo mismo soy un peligro?
That even myself I'm a danger to?
(Sí)
(Yeah)
Salto sobre pistas como un canguro
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
Y decir algunas cosas o dos para enojarte
And say a few things or two to anger you
Pero a la mierda, si pienso esa mierda, diré esa mierda
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancelarme, ¿qué?
Cancel me, what?
Está bien, eso es todo
Okay, that's it
Adelante, Paul, deja de fumar, idiota.
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
Eres un travesti, una perra falsa.
You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch
Y probablemente recibiré una mierda por eso (ver)
And I'll probably get shit for that (watch)
Pero todos ustedes pueden chuparme la polla, de hecho.
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Que se jodan, que se jodan Dre, que se jodan Jimmy, que me jodan, que te jodan
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
Que se jodan mis propios hijos, son unos mocosos (que se jodan)
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (fuck 'em)
Pueden joder (sí), ellos y todos ustedes (uh)
They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)
Tú también, Paul (punk), tienes dos pelotas.
You too, Paul (punk), got two balls
Grande como el de RuPaul (whoa)
Big as RuPaul's (whoa)
Lo que pensaste que viste no es lo que viste (nah)
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (nah)
Porque nunca vas a verme
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Atrapado durmiendo y viendo que el secuestro nunca sucedió (no)
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen (no)
Como Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
Me desvanezco en el aire mientras me voy como
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like
Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
Estoy a punto de buscar en mi bolso, hermano (como)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (y para mi último truco, puf)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Así y ya estoy de vuelta, hermano.
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Rehehehe
I JUST KILLED THIS BEAT MY "HOUDINI REMIX" DROPPING REAL SOON🎧🎤🎶🎵🤲🏼💿🔥🔥🔥
Instructions please
I'm sick of my friends being broke all day, seeing the rich floss with my shit, oh miss I see that your a bright star, can i come sit? now come in polish my nob because that's your only real job, ha' ha' ha' there like ya' ya' ya', between my bro and I he's the only one with a bald spot, and I'm the one with coffin rot, chasing these dimes without a single tear drop, HALT! don't stop or dout this games a fuckin mess but I'm still truckin none the less,
Mind clarifying what you’re trying to say?
I have a Trans friend that I drink brews with and smoke doobs with, but I don't ask her to show her boobs or kiss.
@@OzeyYT pretty sure he was just making his own lyrics to the beat
@@GuestAccount-ck4il Understood, thanks
BRO CAN YOU RECORD YOURSELF SINGING/RAPPING YOUR LYRICS?
Battleblock theater ahh music
Every other rapper speak the same I'm here
to hear me out
to change
hang out
oh wait, this ain't lame
line,
hide,
beside,
cowards will speak
wont show what they seek
now I know it's me
Always on my feet
feel the rain
rushing, hiding over me
sky,
clear ,
view too say
don't wait for me....
Don't know what will happen if I speak...
Tf is thid trash
@ustealmycookies3262 naw it's just the beginning
Instead of removing the vocals, magine replacing them with a trumpet or sax doing the same melody!
Sounds like a wario game
How???
AI is getting better and better
Song instrumental extractor
@@Gusstra ain't no AI
goes perfect with without me
Can I use this beat
This isn't an authorized instrumental release, asking for permission to use it is kind of against the spirit of piracy
@@RobWGibbons Ahoi to my fellow pirate
bro’s lecturing on piracy
Womo womp
@@Sunny_851 Homo womp womp?
Look back away from that,
what u tryin to hate ,y explain yall in mine never late oh my mine seems off all the time u tryin to talk look back figure it out before u start to talk all that go all out once I figure it out y'all paying me back once now no now I know now..
Sometimes i feel likes my watch is broken cause why is the clock stopping while the skies dropping does that mean I'm on top of it like my wallet when i sit on it
Ive been balling since i could crawl but im still broke my shots are all missed never ever hit net or the bottom, building brick houses by the masses i got them so my wifes can hide in their boxes
what is this
go fly a kite or measure my height take flight i bite i might say good night shine bright like a diamond i fit this shit in my rhyming go to the gym jimmy jim or kim the fucking kardashian's got a good ass and just passed out on the floor oh i hit the door with my head regret regret go to bed i fly while high on jibb in my crib do a line do a lyrical crime what's mine is mine's i do a crime signed to this damn thing i got bling cha ching bang goes the gun i had fun i am on the run from the cop's i made one drop lmfao laughing gas and pass the grass i weed wack and lyrically attack now i am back she had got the jack i attack hack up a lung on jibb in my crib i flip out like my dad i got a gat i hit with the bat i am fat i spit this shit and make a hit now listen for abit toke a bong with cheech and chong what's wrong with this picture i am ill, ill,
J’en ai marre que mes amis soient fauchés toute la journée, voyant les riches passer la soie dentaire avec ma merde, oh mademoiselle, je vois que vous êtes une étoile brillante, puis-je venir m’asseoir ? maintenant viens poli mon nob parce que c’est ton seul vrai travail, ha' ha' ha' ha' là comme toi ya' ya' ya' ya' entre mon frère et moi il est le seul avec une calvitie, et je suis celui qui a la pourriture du cercueil, chassant ces centimes sans une seule larme, HALTE ! n’arrêtez pas ou ne laissez pas ce jeu un putain de gâchis, mais je suis quand même en train de faire du camion,
Hmmm
Any Lostwave fans losing their shit rn?
prod by alchemist
Does no one know the song abracadabra by Steve Miller 😂
NOT TRYING TO BE LIKE HIM
WHY SOUND LIKE SLIM SHADY
DOESNT HE STILL HAVE THE BIGGEST SEAT IN HADES
Yeah bro leave the ad libs in there.
Even the full beginning. “Hey em it’s me Paul- “guess who’s back” all that.
Come on you were so close.
This gonne be rough calling evils every bluff ,
No more crying snuff ,
We fight back in true love ,
that beautifull angel dove in Aliment heaven a bove ,
this prison planet though ,
Rise true its pain endlessly growing enough ,
True the holy spirit no bluff evil their bluff destroyed by holy glove ,
Touched by christ shove ,
All that devile behavior off ,
Out of your christ temple puff breath in balans and true peace ,
By these words unleashed ,
Your mind expanding in heavenly feast ,
I am a instrument a good beast christ consiusness increased,
Soon I will be released,
Holy priest holy Knight teach ,
Preach safe as many reach just 1 more safed speech ,
True enemy walls breach ,
The gouverments deleted with bleech ,
Now he'll will truly screech I am the future the master plan ,
Bigger then the big Ben,
Bigger then u can understand ,
This man will come back all over again,
A True evolved Sam,
Hitting everytime like damm ,
Houdini instrumental.
ai type lyrics
The beat is shit. But Eminem managed to turn it in to a dope truck. Legendary
Beat is amazing, Eminem made is legendary
You have a link to the instrumental :
#1 you dont own , so illegal
#2 shows immodest women
Have a good rest or your day sir. Stop breaking laws
no it doesnt
This beat is so trash 🗑 😂 Not the remixer!! But the original
Cap
@@zmacabree All Factz & Slim is Bottom 200 in Rap 🤪
@@Nyg293 Bait used to be believable
@@zmacabree nah you just became the bait!! Lol 😂
meh its just a really empty instrumental, and repeats a lotttt
this beat is wack. Sounds like a circus performance or a carnival ride 💀 and I get thats like the theme of the song or whatever but I just can’t bro 😭
sample from Steve Miller Band Abracadabra
It’s a sample from a song from 1972
Then why are you watching this video if you don't like the beat?
@@Dutu.ChiperFR
@@Dutu.Chiperlike bro wants to spread attention by hating on it
2:39