"My mother made these hoecakes every couple of minutes" "I know my mother and daddy just hated hoecakes" If I cooked something every couple of minutes I'd get sick of it too lol
Believe it or not, I actually made hoe cakes by watching this video. My batter did almost get shitty on me until I stirred a little more daddy in the "sus" but it turned out pretty good.
Listen bud. You might not know it but one day youre gonna have to settle down and adjust to the way the world works ok there darling. Love you bye bye now. Ill talk to you later now ya hear. Alright yall take it easy alright ill be seein ya
How to Cook Paula's Daddy: Preperation: Spray the pan with non-spray. (It's very important you have a pan.) Prepare 1 That Ingredients: 1 Fine Meal Some men 1/2 cup of sus 5 of water Should form into hoe spread (very liquidy.) Stresh and let Shit for a couple of minutes.
I just discovered this series and have been cackling for the past fifteen minutes but "you may not have to grease the pan every time but fuck me, you really will" made me fall out of my fucking chair and literally roll on the ground with actual tears coming out of my eyes
Paula is having a family crisis and just casually cooking. She ruined her grandmother's hoecake fliper, she lost contact with don, her parents hated their food, and her mother had to cook hoecakes every minute
You deserve a hundred times the subscribers you have. This video may be only five minutes long, but it took me about fifteen to watch because I almost died at least twice. Word to the wise: *Don't watch YT Pewp videos while you're drinking.*
It’s so unhinged that she really didn’t want them to stick so badly that she sprayed cooking oil and poured regular cooking oil … Paula said no food sticking to my cast iron!!!
About time I comment. Truth be told, I have a very special connection to this video, because it was the first piece of media in a WHILE to bring me to the floor with laughter. I still struggle to find ANYTHING on this platform to have the same effect. It's bizarre, really; I can't pinpoint a specific joke or gag or edit that gets me every time. I frequently revisit this video with the goal "Finish this video without laughing, that's all you gotta do." And you know what? I have yet to complete the challenge. I laugh every time. Every. Time. I thank you from the bottom of my heart, you comedic mastermind, for cutting together a little video that just so happens to brighten my mood each time I watch it. Wow, that was a mouthful. I could really go for a glass of waaw.
Oh man, I followed her instructions for the dinner party our family and friends had and everyone was shocked, their mouths dropped when they tasted my very own hoe cakes... Now everyone loves my cooking!
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1:32 so we just gonna ignore the fact that Paula Dean went full Italian for a second?
Sam Hawkins lol
when I start working, I'll support you! 😄
@@kirklurkpu4470 same
Love how she randomly says “this is my cousin Don” like an actual insane person
Lol we all have that one family member that does that, mostly a little kid "thats my cousin Don!"
Patrick Hodson rip don will miss you 😂
Wait, first Paula says she's making her "daddy" but then she calls the cake her cousin don, so...her cousin is her daddy?
*Alabama intensifies*
@@kylebrouwn6768 *ALABAMA 100*
@@DaphneDraws r/yourjokebutworse
"You might not need to grease your pan every time, but *fuck me* you really will"
That's murder bruh.
LMAO idk why but tis always so funny
4:21
"My mother made these hoecakes every couple of minutes"
"I know my mother and daddy just hated hoecakes"
If I cooked something every couple of minutes I'd get sick of it too lol
At some point I even lost contact with don and that makes me very sad alright I'm gonna show yall a trick now.
@@lwb256 Woaehw
@BollyBibby Maybe she worked at a restaurant.
3:59 "You know, there's just nothing like a big chunk of buttered shit cake."
I'm wheezing!
☠☠☠
💀💀💀
There's just nothing like it.
Shit hawks Julian
"It's very important that you have a pan" that might explain why mine didn't turn out of well. I also might need to use more waaw.
Did you use non-spray?
Huh. No I didn't. No wonder my hoecakes didn't slaals very easily. Obviously, I need to learn how to make hoecakes better.
😂😂😂
I think you need some damn help
"You might not need to grease your pan every time but f*** me you really will"
LEAVE
Thomas Perkins I READ THIS JUST AS SHE SAID IT FLCOSJSNQ
@@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 same
100 likes? Damn
"I'm guuna take just a..."
::walks away::
"....And we're gonna just..."
And just forget about it
"Now I'm gonna walk away and forget about it." - Paula Deen Creates Life from Butter
That part is just so perfect! 🤣🤣
Sounds like my approach to my daily problems.
I love how aggressive you make her sound when she's saying stuff like shit, sounds much more real. XD
Hahaha...excitement turned into aggression xD
Buttered SHIT cake
Is it an artifact if the editing or intentional? Either way it's great 🤣
@@YTPewp its bets when she said shit cake
This is one of the funniest Paula Deen poops I've seen
Why thank you :D
Agreed!
100PurpleAvenue ikr
Ikr
Paula Deen loves cookin' with butter: *am I a joke to you?*
😂the end :“LEAVE” lmao
😆😆
😆
I love that that made a comeback in the “Paula doesn’t know what year it is” video. Never stop making these!
She did not just play jingle bells with that spoon 😂😂
😭😭🤣🤣
I almost feel like that was a secret nod to SteveMREInfo1989, at least I hope upon hope it was.
Bingle jells
You know theres just nothing like, a big chunk of buttered shitcake
DjMaster$4 gets me every damn time 😂
Spray it with a non-spray
It's very important that you have a pan
Add a little ool
@@catsoverpeople101 lol
Spray liberally with antimatter.
Don't forget some damn help
Believe it or not, I actually made hoe cakes by watching this video. My batter did almost get shitty on me until I stirred a little more daddy in the "sus" but it turned out pretty good.
Glad you're here to shit with us!
@@YTPewp30st likes 😂
My mother's way of cookin my daddy
**HYPERVENTILATES**
Theres just nothin like a big chunk of buttered shit cake
Icin' hot
Lol lmaoo
0:11
I can’t make this recipe because I don’t have “damn help”
This had me at "BLAST FROM THE ASS" lmfao
The first time I saw that I didn't have my glasses on and thought it said "BEAST FROM THE ASS"
@@RT-qd8yl omg I don’t have my glasses on and I swear I thought it says beast till I saw your comment
“This is definitely a poor hoe’s bread”
Lol dead
Listen bud. You might not know it but one day youre gonna have to settle down and adjust to the way the world works ok there darling. Love you bye bye now. Ill talk to you later now ya hear. Alright yall take it easy alright ill be seein ya
How to Cook Paula's Daddy:
Preperation:
Spray the pan with non-spray. (It's very important you have a pan.)
Prepare 1 That
Ingredients:
1 Fine Meal
Some men
1/2 cup of sus
5 of water
Should form into hoe spread (very liquidy.)
Stresh and let Shit for a couple of minutes.
I guess she's saying her daddy is pretty shitty huh??
XDDD
Now were gonna add a little oooll.
because it will sh*t so easily you wont believe.
And another squirt of ooowwaah
Just do her a favor and find Don, will ya?
“We are going to let it sh*t for a few minutes”
Cooked on an open field over an open hoe. The way she says it kills me. GG
🤣
sus
SEES
*All this words are Turkish Words ;*
*Sus : " Be Quiet ! "*
*Sis : " Fog "*
*Ses : " Sound , Voice "*
*Süs : " Ornamental "*
*Sos : " Sauce "*
*Şiş ( Sheeesh ) : " Skewer "*
*Yay : " Bow "*
*Lãl ( Lol - Lul ) : " Dumb "*
Sauss
sos sus sauce
I just discovered this series and have been cackling for the past fifteen minutes but "you may not have to grease the pan every time but fuck me, you really will" made me fall out of my fucking chair and literally roll on the ground with actual tears coming out of my eyes
“And you might not need to greez yer pan everytime.... but.... fuck me, you really will.”
That got me.
"The woaAOw on the plate allows it to just sLAAAAUss very easily off." 3:47
the ending part where she fucked up and straight up ended the show with her saying LEAVE. I DIED. xD
rip cousin don
Makes her very sad.
She must taste delicious or shit.
Lost it when she started playing jingle bells on the bowl.
3 years later, still laughing.
Same.
Paula is having a family crisis and just casually cooking. She ruined her grandmother's hoecake fliper, she lost contact with don, her parents hated their food, and her mother had to cook hoecakes every minute
"But that very first time you're gonna need dam help😂😂
The ending is priceless: “Leave!”
the first time you really are gonna need damn help i farted and laughed
“I’m going to show you my mother’s way of cooking my daddy”
"Spatchler"... Hehe...
Sorry to comment again but I've watched this so much the past few days. It's so funny. "I can't tell you, how to turn these hoecakes." XD
Hahaha I'm glad you enjoy it!!
I'm laughing so hard at how she calls the hoecake her cousin dawn. Hahaha. Oh God I love it.
This cornbread just won’t do XD .... I’ve messed up my grandmothers hoecake turner 😝😝😝😝
you'll notice that she actually doesn't tell you how to turn the hoecakes lmao
how do you sentence mix SO ACCURATE?! Im so impressed and I come back to watch these YTPs often
Thanks! I get that compliment a lot!
i love the end
*fire*
Paula: fuck that
*video ends*
Paula: leave
this part killed me
I thought it was a good ending myself 😜
4:25 Fuck me you really will. HAHAHA
I watch a lot of comedy youtubers and comedy shows and this is above all of those things, one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Good on ya
Thanks so much! 😃
Damn thanks for replying!
2:38
...and she started off their lunch hour by ser-
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"This is a very shitty time for me and I'm so glad y'all are here to shit with me..."
😂😂😂😂lol
Lmfao...dip up my dip up...one of the best Paula Deen vids I’ve ever watched
Thanks!!
@@YTPewp F that.
Jingle Bells!
Hm.......... It needs something. Needs more drum and bass.
1:48
LOL it almost remind me of the Nickelodeon sound
@@mylongstoryshortned lol
You deserve a hundred times the subscribers you have. This video may be only five minutes long, but it took me about fifteen to watch because I almost died at least twice. Word to the wise: *Don't watch YT Pewp videos while you're drinking.*
Hahaha thanks so much!!
Paula really is a swearing southerner😂
Years and years and years and years and years ago they were cooked on a fire, over on a open field, placed on a open field, and open hoe whoa ho
Did she say “hoe-cakes” in the original version? It sounds and looks completely unedited.
She did!
Bruh lmao
@@YTPewp Don't forget the oll.
Yeah, that's a real thing
Hoe is a gardening tool before it became a word to describe loose women. The moar you know.
0:15 And you can see it’s got a-just a smawl little..littlittle...riiise on the e-e
You may not need to grease your pan everytime but fuck me you will
The Jingle Bells part got me🤣👏🏼
We're gonna start with our meme and a little sauce
And Water, Lots and Lots of Waaw
literally the the best, ytp channel ever!
"there's just nothing like a big chunk of buttered shitcake"
We're going to start with our MEME
SUS!! 🤣🤣🤣
4:44 I woke my parents up
I can't stop watching this. "you may not need to grease your pan every time but fuck me ya really will" that killed me omg lmao
those beats tho! dj deen
Even her laugh is in rhythm 😎
Jingle all the way🎹🎼
Drop da bass DJ Deen!
I love how "little" sounds exactly the same forward and backward
"You might not need to grease your pan every time... but fuck me you really will"
lmaooo
Her playing jingle bells caught me so off guard, i lost my shit
It’s so unhinged that she really didn’t want them to stick so badly that she sprayed cooking oil and poured regular cooking oil … Paula said no food sticking to my cast iron!!!
I was just going to say that. Why use both. If it doesn't have half a gallon of oil or butter it isn't Y'alla I guess
0:54 a reminder: no food you make should be shitty.
1:47 LOL!!!!
About time I comment. Truth be told, I have a very special connection to this video, because it was the first piece of media in a WHILE to bring me to the floor with laughter. I still struggle to find ANYTHING on this platform to have the same effect. It's bizarre, really; I can't pinpoint a specific joke or gag or edit that gets me every time. I frequently revisit this video with the goal "Finish this video without laughing, that's all you gotta do." And you know what? I have yet to complete the challenge. I laugh every time. Every. Time.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart, you comedic mastermind, for cutting together a little video that just so happens to brighten my mood each time I watch it.
Wow, that was a mouthful. I could really go for a glass of waaw.
I'm flattered 😎 Glad you enjoy it!!
"with a rise on the edit" cracked me up
This YTP was actually funny. I cried laughing!
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
OMG 🤣🤣💀💀 I wasn't ready for her to tell me to leave! I laughed so hard but I had coffee in my mouth! I gotta go get something to clean this shit up.
I liked that you made her say “like” as a filler word.
"And you might not need to grease your pan everytime, but fuck me you really will" 😂😭
Making ma dady years and years and years ago
It's very important that they have a pan.
YT Pewp we need to spray the pan with non-spray icing hot oil every minute
_FaZe FalleN_
In Soviet Russia, daddy makes YOU!!
Oh wait, that’s not Soviet Russia; that’s biological reality. 😆
Spatuler?? She's eaten too many ho cakes. XD
LEAVE.
That part killed me
@@FiziHadid hahaha
I love that this is called "Blast from the Ass"
Oh man, I followed her instructions for the dinner party our family and friends had and everyone was shocked, their mouths dropped when they tasted my very own hoe cakes... Now everyone loves my cooking!
Amazing!
Do they taste the sweet std and scrumptious chlamydia?
@@larimadunaldo9814 Oh you know it boi!
1:00 we’re gonna start with our meme………and a little sauce
I think this is brilliant, but my brain starts to melt like butter after 2 episodes. Well Done!
That jingle bell had me cracking up.
'This pan is icin hot'
Bruuuuhhhhhh I actually non stop laughed through the whole thing! It hurts! 😂😂😂 like holy cow this is hilarious!!!
Glad you enjoyed!!
At the end lol
ive seen "Daula Peen" so much that Paula Deen doesnt seem like a real name anymore
I like when my food isn’t shitty
*"L E A V E"*
"Fuck that"
I couldn’t stop laughing the entire video I swear. Im literally wheezing 😂
"My mother made hoecakes every couple of minutes"
"I've messed up my grandmothers hoecake turner"
1:46 I laughed so hard I almost threw up. You better play Jingle bells Paula!
I just look away for a second and stuff is glitching
And you'll want to be constantly giving it shits😂😂😂 LMAO
😁
“I messed up my grandmother’s hoecake turner, and it’s dated 1905. This is a very shitty time for me and I’m glad y’all are here to shit with me.”
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
The waW on the plate makes it just very easy to sloUs
Over an open field out on a open field on a open hoe 💀💀💀 i fucking screamed😂😂😂😂😂
Learned so much, thanks Daula Peen!
"fuck that. leave" XDDD
00:45 completely lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Probably the most savage YTP
I subscribed, your ytps are amazing
Thank you!!
“There’s just nothing like a big chunk of buttered shit cake.”