Josh Makes Gordon Ramsay's Beef Wellington With 7-Eleven Ingredients

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  • Опубліковано 3 бер 2021
  • Today, Josh is making Gordon Ramsay's famous Beef Wellington with only ingredients found at 7-Eleven. MK # 057
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    Time Codes
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    Demiglace & Duxelle - 0:57
    Hot Dog Log - 7:19
    Wrap and Fry - 10:40
    Recipe
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    Step 1: Make Demiglace & Duxelle
    Ingredients
    * 2 hot dogs
    * 1 Large Coke slurpee
    * 2 Large bags Jack Link’s Original
    * 3 Small bags Jack Links Teriyaki
    * 1 can Hormel Chili in bowl
    * 2 cans water
    * Butter
    Duxelles
    * ¼ cup Pickled Jalapenos
    * 1 cup Pico De Gallo
    * Handful of veggie straws
    * Handful of ranch Corn nuts
    1) Put sausage, beef jerky, coke slurpee, chili and water into instant pot and pressure cook
    2) Strain
    3) Reduce down until it is a demiglace
    4) While that is cooking/reducing, add pico, jalapeno, veggie straws, and corn nuts to a food processor and blend. Add mixture to a pot and cook until paste has been reached.
    Equipment
    * Instant Pot
    * Food processor
    Step 2: Hot Dog Log
    Ingredients
    * 8 hot dogs + 3 additional hot dogs
    * 3 egg whites
    * ¼ cup flour
    1) Add 8 hot dogs to a food processor with egg white and flour. Blend until a smooth paste. Add smooth paste onto a sheet of plastic wrap then place three hot dogs inside, making sure the paste is in the middle of each hot dog.
    2) Wrap in more layers of plastic wrap to create an even cylinder. Poach in boiling water then chill in ice bath. Let cool in fridge overnight.
    Step 3: Wrap and Fry
    Ingredients
    * Finished duxelle
    * 3 Hot dogs
    * Lunchmeat ham
    * Mustard
    * Nacho cheese
    * Flamin hot cheetos
    1) Preheat deep fryer to 350 degrees
    2) Scrape sauce and cheese off of pizza and roll out leftover dough. Spread duxelles over the pizza then layer on lunchmeat ham.
    3) Mix together mustard and nacho cheese and brush onto the hot dog log
    4) Add the hot dog log to the middle of the pizza, then roll, tie off with twine, and deep fry until golden brown.
    5) Serve with demi glace and crushed Flamin Hot Cheetos.
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  • @boneclawwalker3778
    @boneclawwalker3778 3 роки тому +6632

    Gordon really should be proud of Josh because Josh actually does have all of the skills of a well trained chef he just chooses to use his powers for evil

  • @harveyholmes9533
    @harveyholmes9533 3 роки тому +2741

    It’s more upsetting because he clearly knows what he’s talking about and yet still chooses this horrifying journey

    • @xunder3
      @xunder3 3 роки тому +16

      Underrated.
      Not to mention that this vid goes a long way to explain why human beings will be one of the two likeliest species to proliferate during a nuclear winter. The roaches, otoh, wouldn't be able to find enough untrammeled nutrition in this "food", and would be better off waiting for the humans who survive this "cooking" to die of its "natural causes".

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 3 роки тому +30

      He chooses to be adventurous and he's happy and successful! What more can a man ask for in his profession?

    • @idontknowwhoiam3769
      @idontknowwhoiam3769 3 роки тому +29

      He has fun with food. He knows the rules, but he'd rather just play and have a good time

    • @jodifoster9820
      @jodifoster9820 2 роки тому +4

      Dad?

    • @narius_jaden215
      @narius_jaden215 2 роки тому +7

      I prefer it this way, he's shitting on the irritating behavior of top tier chefs and their awful attitudes xD.

  • @RockinCuber
    @RockinCuber 3 роки тому +1878

    Josh is the human embodiment of "Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist"

  • @kellidockery7972
    @kellidockery7972 3 роки тому +395

    I love seeing what Josh considers to be a good substitute because no one else would ever think "I can't find any parsley but flamin hot cheetos are practically the same thing"

    • @Claubuza
      @Claubuza 2 роки тому +9

      Right, the Veggie Straws were right there.

  • @EmmiJade
    @EmmiJade 3 роки тому +1855

    my favorite part of this is how Josh makes it clear he does in fact know what he's doing, he 's just doing this to spite one specific person lol

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 3 роки тому +87

      Josh is a God amongst men, specifically one of the trickster God's like Loki or Anansi.

    • @mmori673
      @mmori673 3 роки тому +25

      he's one of my cooking heroes and this episode is just cementing it

    • @garretmangio9756
      @garretmangio9756 3 роки тому +28

      I wonder how many times Ramsay had to hold back from hiring ninjas on this guy just realizing whacking him just makes Josh win?

    • @xunder3
      @xunder3 3 роки тому +1

      @@mmori673 "Cement" with "cooking" with "this episode". Yes, this. Thank you.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 3 роки тому +1

      Kinda cringe actually. Never saw that he knew what he was doing, just that he was upset at Gordon Ramsey I guess.

  • @SigmAnalog
    @SigmAnalog 3 роки тому +3239

    I feel like this is what would happen if a raccoon spent two years doing nothing but watching Food Network.

  • @JoeCastro
    @JoeCastro 2 роки тому +663

    As a former chef, I must say this is very refreshing haha. You actually know culinary techniques and have a solid understanding of flavor profiles, but you don’t take yourself too serious. Fun is a lost art in the kitchen. Kudos

    • @lakidavis790
      @lakidavis790 2 роки тому +8

      "Fun is a lost art in the kitchen" Holy mother of--

  • @BBG06301
    @BBG06301 3 роки тому +262

    When Josh explains what every cheap ingredient is gonna do in the dish, for the life of me, I cannot tell if he's trolling or not. The mystery has kept me here.

  • @Peaceisalie
    @Peaceisalie 3 роки тому +2182

    Everyone's talking about a Josh and Gordon collab, but, may I submit a slight alternative: Josh as a contestant on Hell's Kitchen.

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 3 роки тому +75

      gordon takes josh’s job now it’s Gordon Ramsey’s Mythical Kitchen

    • @ReinTenebres
      @ReinTenebres 3 роки тому +78

      I kinda actually want Rhett and Link to try and slip Josh into that.

    • @xboxonestileshome2821
      @xboxonestileshome2821 3 роки тому +2

      YESS

    • @amd098
      @amd098 3 роки тому +33

      Shatter the glass, Josh comes and critiques one of Gordon's restaurants.

    • @beeboi0097
      @beeboi0097 3 роки тому +4

      Yes omg we need that

  • @Bobbnoxious
    @Bobbnoxious 3 роки тому +3112

    I dream of the day when Josh gets Gordon Ramsay on "Food Fears"

    • @marxsono4236
      @marxsono4236 3 роки тому +16

      Ouhhh I wish

    • @nicd10541
      @nicd10541 3 роки тому +19

      bring this comment to the top for them to do it!

    • @MarcJaxon
      @MarcJaxon 3 роки тому +109

      And it would literally be anything Josh has made on this show.
      Gordon fears all that is Josh.

    • @jochemsturkenboom643
      @jochemsturkenboom643 3 роки тому +36

      I'm not sure who would be more afraid: Gordon or the food

    • @woolypuffin392
      @woolypuffin392 3 роки тому +19

      @Gordon Ramsey Please collab with Josh for Food Fears!

  • @izzyiscreating4358
    @izzyiscreating4358 2 роки тому +110

    Coming as someone who was formerly on EBT and shopped at the dollar store for my groceries--this is honestly awesome. Ways to transform cheap food into something nicer would've been so helpful during that period, so I actually appreciate what you're doing here

    • @babsbylow6869
      @babsbylow6869 2 роки тому +2

      Check out Larry at The Wolfe Pitt channel. His eating on a budget videos may strike your fancy.

  • @AR-ln7ip
    @AR-ln7ip 3 роки тому +205

    I respect that every day, Josh wakes up with the talent, skill, and opportunity to do great things with his life, but instead chooses evil.

  • @paigederhammer6723
    @paigederhammer6723 3 роки тому +6288

    Josh’s dedication on waking up every day and choosing violence is so admirable.

    • @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour
      @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour 3 роки тому +115

      There's choosing violence and then there's the nuclear warfare that this is. Mutually assured destruction, and I for one am HERE FOR IT

    • @GuireGod
      @GuireGod 3 роки тому +24

      Yep he’s right, a guy got botulism from the golden liquid (nacho cheese). Doctors didn’t know what was going on until he started to have organ failure and couldn’t breathe on his own. Eventually did make a recovery only after 6 months of rehabilitation.

    • @kevinhanson6965
      @kevinhanson6965 3 роки тому +20

      Theres choosing violence and theres choosing war crimes.

    • @guowang6524
      @guowang6524 3 роки тому +24

      “Some men just want to watch the world burn”

    • @ginichimaru001
      @ginichimaru001 3 роки тому +6

      @@GuireGod yeah cuz you shouldn't eat anything from a dented can, it's a guarenteed way to get botulism

  • @DenethorDurrandir
    @DenethorDurrandir 3 роки тому +1858

    This is the best culinary shitpost I've seen since the Filthy frank era, I'm proud

    • @Trytocookthis
      @Trytocookthis 3 роки тому +20

      omg. now im thinking of hair cake.

    • @thorstefansson7393
      @thorstefansson7393 3 роки тому +6

      ur dads name is Beer?

    • @bigsmoke6675
      @bigsmoke6675 3 роки тому +17

      Ever heard of kilian's famous "crab a la Pep maximum"? It's a wonderful recipe, in his words: " i wanted rain, and i figured the best way to get it was to make god cry"

    • @gotmelk4280
      @gotmelk4280 2 роки тому +3

      Long live hair cake

    • @angelodewitt6336
      @angelodewitt6336 2 роки тому

      @@Trytocookthis delicious

  • @maerski5171
    @maerski5171 3 роки тому +60

    youve heard of "Is Hotdog a Sandwich?" podcast but have you heard of "Is Beef Wellington a Corndog?"

  • @Subxenox15
    @Subxenox15 2 роки тому +53

    The best part is how confident Josh is through this whole process, knowing full well it's an abomination like no other.

  • @vspence2
    @vspence2 3 роки тому +2549

    I’m convinced Josh is a masochist if he wants Gordon to be on the show. Just 20 minutes of yelling and insults. Josh would probably be in ecstasy

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +14

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear vs

    • @trenchiano
      @trenchiano 3 роки тому +3

      Oh you know he is xD

    • @al-aurum2457
      @al-aurum2457 3 роки тому +47

      Josh: step on me gordon sama

    • @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9
      @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 3 роки тому +18

      @@ciciwoods4556 No, Josh is a masochistic, sadistic psychopath, or a sociopath at least. That is for certain. Basically he is Darkness, but a buff and terrifying dude instead.

    • @dickhammerbush172
      @dickhammerbush172 3 роки тому +2

      He's my spirit animal. A human.

  • @marihagemeyer8166
    @marihagemeyer8166 3 роки тому +2257

    josh knows he's never getting fired because he's the only trained chef that will do any food crime rhett and link ask him to

    • @beckywithgoodhair19
      @beckywithgoodhair19 3 роки тому +72

      He cooked his bosses' pee! I don't think even Gordon Ramsey can do that!

    • @Kazem_AlGhaiz
      @Kazem_AlGhaiz 3 роки тому +7

      @@beckywithgoodhair19 what episode was that?

    • @cultblue9619
      @cultblue9619 3 роки тому +12

      @@Kazem_AlGhaiz I think it was Will it Cupcake

    • @uhohhotdog151
      @uhohhotdog151 3 роки тому +42

      I don't think josh was professionally trained. Or maybe he said he never went to culinary school.

    • @jamer2010
      @jamer2010 3 роки тому +102

      He is never getting fired because he is actually the love child of Rhett and Link. Extreme chaos and zero aversion to food like Rhett (also see hair) and just unintended sweetness and innocence like Link.

  • @goner.9989
    @goner.9989 2 роки тому +23

    Josh is the culinary equivalent of a free jazz musician. Twisting the rules which he understands well for a new creative possibility. Amazing.

  • @scottjost2167
    @scottjost2167 3 роки тому +44

    this is peak angry, passive-aggressive, witty josh and i'm here for it

  • @kutekaimunster
    @kutekaimunster 3 роки тому +716

    You can hear Trevor’s soul leave his body when he says “yes chef” 😂

    • @tankedwarthog6424
      @tankedwarthog6424 3 роки тому +16

      It did look like Trevor was going to throw up when he took that first bite

    • @Smorans
      @Smorans 3 роки тому +11

      I imagined he was crying lol 😂

    • @robertborland5083
      @robertborland5083 3 роки тому +6

      @@Smorans No doubt tears of joy.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 роки тому

      I hear suppressed laughter.

  • @wcrb15
    @wcrb15 3 роки тому +501

    There is something poetic about taking the trashiest of ingredients and applying classical cooking techniques to make something beautiful. I love this channel

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +8

      "Jamon de Seven Eleven" 🤣

    • @Thatkimm
      @Thatkimm 3 роки тому +1

      Lol what classical techniques are you referring to??

    • @michellebowen1194
      @michellebowen1194 3 роки тому

      @@Thatkimm With the exception of deep frying instead of baking this process is very similar to the process used to make a classic beef wellington.

    • @Thatkimm
      @Thatkimm 3 роки тому +1

      @@michellebowen1194 right, the process is similar as in you take meat and wrap it with pastry and ham, but it’s a stretch to say any classical technique is involved.

    • @jotoolethrower
      @jotoolethrower 3 роки тому

      @@recoil53 really wanted him to go full fancy and plumb for Jamon de sept onze

  • @rmisionero
    @rmisionero 2 роки тому +64

    Josh is the Joker of Culinary Arts. He's absolutely mad.

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 2 роки тому +56

    I just love that Josh wakes up every day and chooses Chaos.

  • @youhyun27
    @youhyun27 3 роки тому +573

    I'm so proud that Josh can finally close the food processor lid with confidence

  • @iplayrushinrolet
    @iplayrushinrolet 3 роки тому +2375

    This is like if a prisoner got his own cooking show, I love it.

    • @grottorabbit
      @grottorabbit 3 роки тому +15

      We're having a spread.....

    • @Nomidfarms
      @Nomidfarms 3 роки тому +32

      They have that. It’s called the prison cooking show lmfao. The dudes been out of jail for years and he started a cooking show about life inside

    • @fmbida
      @fmbida 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @frohn9461
      @frohn9461 3 роки тому +13

      He is a prisoner he can't leave the kitchen or rhett will beat him

    • @idontknowwhoiam3769
      @idontknowwhoiam3769 3 роки тому +7

      I can see that. Like how my boyfriend makes "Chinese food" by crushing hot cheetos into his ramen noodles. I wish he'd eat salad.

  • @nopenope1018
    @nopenope1018 2 роки тому +12

    "Now that we have De-cheesed our pizza"
    This is just one of so many of the things in this video that no one should ever say. For any reason. Ever.

  • @cloud7095
    @cloud7095 2 роки тому +22

    “Our hot dog paste is nice and smooth.”
    I will be haunted for decades by this terrifying utterance.

  • @galvendorondo
    @galvendorondo 3 роки тому +719

    I think at this point a Collab between Josh and Gordon is mandatory.

    • @baden4462
      @baden4462 3 роки тому +5

      is mythical kitchen renowned enough to get Gordon's attention and want to do this?? I dont know but I'd love to see a collab

    • @connordavis6060
      @connordavis6060 3 роки тому +8

      @@baden4462 they already have before

    • @brubblegums
      @brubblegums 3 роки тому +2

      Look, I never would have put Ramsay and Steve-O in the kitchen together and that happened. A collaboration between them would be so great!

    • @idontknowwhoiam3769
      @idontknowwhoiam3769 3 роки тому

      Or just forcing Gordon to try this

  • @Techn0Fox
    @Techn0Fox 3 роки тому +340

    The reaction is gonna go either of two ways:
    1. He will praise him for being unconventional but creative.
    2. He will call him a donkey.

    • @zathtanks
      @zathtanks 3 роки тому +18

      or he just entirely ignores it assuming he's hallucinating

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 роки тому +10

      3. He does both #1 & #2. "Very nice. It's not raw. But why didn't you use FRESH ingredients, you DONKEY!"

    • @GokuBlack-tn6yn
      @GokuBlack-tn6yn 3 роки тому +5

      neither he is gonna stab him in his sleep :)

    • @Svol09
      @Svol09 3 роки тому

      Actually there is three. He will kill him.

    • @zanerkindardis8978
      @zanerkindardis8978 3 роки тому +1

      Why not both?

  • @luka9416
    @luka9416 2 роки тому +14

    The fact that people eat with their eyes first is the first thing they teach you in culinary school. The way he added the cheetos to the dish really made it into a 10/10 meal.

  • @marcuspi999
    @marcuspi999 3 роки тому +96

    "Since they don't have any soup bones at 7-Eleven, I'm gonna be starting it off with a medium Coke Slurpy." Ha!

  • @joythefrankenfluffy1635
    @joythefrankenfluffy1635 3 роки тому +1048

    This feels like a troll comment written on fine stationery.

    • @user-xs3lc4ky4h
      @user-xs3lc4ky4h 3 роки тому +18

      Absurdly wonderful, a modern marvel.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +27

      Let me add to the trolling then - Pig in Blanket is essentially a simplified Wellington.

    • @grumblefkitty
      @grumblefkitty 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-xs3lc4ky4h possibly even post modern...

    • @00camttam
      @00camttam 3 роки тому

      More like Heaven's Kitchen (serving more than manna and matza)

    • @xunder3
      @xunder3 3 роки тому +7

      @@recoil53 Let me troll your troll... The beef in a Wellington is entirely covered, whereas the meat is exposed in a "pig in a blanket". A better analog is a corndog. You're welcome.

  • @manic_misfit9722
    @manic_misfit9722 3 роки тому +1648

    I'm equal parts disgusted, horrified, and impressed at this monstrosity

    • @XarasFox
      @XarasFox 3 роки тому +28

      Same... it's like some kind of fringe experimental ghetto cuisine... When society collapses, these will be the new culinary artists.

    • @moneygrab610
      @moneygrab610 3 роки тому +5

      That is about as apt a summary as it gets.

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like that can describe a lot of the things on this channel

    • @frohn9461
      @frohn9461 3 роки тому

      You forgot scared

    • @rayzincrothravenwood1510
      @rayzincrothravenwood1510 3 роки тому +4

      This is what I imagine as "fine dining" from the movie 'Idiocracy'.

  • @lashedsuns4529
    @lashedsuns4529 2 роки тому +2

    When home boy starts flinging the hot dogs around at 8:40... I lost it.

  • @lilsgub
    @lilsgub 3 роки тому +12

    Aside from the tomfoolery, Josh is like the most down to earth unpretentious chef and makes food/cooking so accessible to people

  • @derryXDINES
    @derryXDINES 3 роки тому +707

    The only way to solve this is to drop Gordon Ramsay in a 7-Eleven and see if he can come up with something better.

    • @peterkazmir
      @peterkazmir 3 роки тому +42

      I would pay to see that.

    • @chrisphobia
      @chrisphobia 3 роки тому +9

      Agreed!

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 роки тому +5

      That would be fun.

    • @ericbay70
      @ericbay70 3 роки тому +2

      My money is on the professional chef

    • @Supertaldo916
      @Supertaldo916 3 роки тому +6

      @@ericbay70 Josh is a professional chef

  • @jillmiranda07
    @jillmiranda07 3 роки тому +409

    He was so caught up on thinking whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should...

    • @stevethebeal
      @stevethebeal 3 роки тому +31

      I think Josh knows he shouldn't, which is probably why he did.

    • @NineAtoms1
      @NineAtoms1 3 роки тому +12

      And now he's patented it, packaged it, and, uh, thrown it in a lunchbox. And, uh, there you have it. Chefs find a way.

    • @simonwilliams3105
      @simonwilliams3105 3 роки тому +5

      You got it backwards

  • @whymorrow3152
    @whymorrow3152 3 роки тому +12

    6:57 'La bûche de chien chaud'' bruh that made me laugh so hard, cuz in french we just say hot dog, ''chien chaud'' means a litteral *hot dog*. In french, there are certain words that are litteraly from the english language and there are no traductions to it, for example: hot dog, burger, and more.

  • @MeaganAshley
    @MeaganAshley 2 роки тому +7

    I'm in tears at how serious he appeared! Well done, love. Someone get this man an Oscar.

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii 3 роки тому +130

    Every episode is a chaotic rant from Josh while he prepares some sort of Lovecraftian horror that he calls food. It really is a descent into madness with the rest of the crew along for the ride

    • @011nsd
      @011nsd 3 роки тому +2

      Best comment ever!

    • @sjbchipmunk
      @sjbchipmunk 3 роки тому +2

      and I love it!

  • @mrkingsudo
    @mrkingsudo 3 роки тому +312

    I want Gordon to comment on this recipe more than I've wanted anything else in my entire life.

  • @peterjarvis7334
    @peterjarvis7334 3 роки тому +26

    Josh is actually a really good at what he does. That video about Gordons grilled cheese was awesome nice to see even him getting something wrong lol

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 3 роки тому +17

    Josh is truly a mad scientist in the kitchen. I really am not sure if I am terrified or impressed.

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 3 роки тому +383

    Josh grabbed a metal pot with his bare hands, from a pressure cooker that literally said, "burn." This man is unreal.

    • @Spirosaur
      @Spirosaur 3 роки тому +3

      Definitely a professional chef

    • @TheODkilla
      @TheODkilla 3 роки тому +5

      And he only used 1% of his power to actively regenerate all the skin cells that were dying as he was holding it

  • @D25Bev
    @D25Bev 3 роки тому +1053

    Josh's tactic to piss of Gordon Ramsay by calling it 'french cuisine' 100 times whilst making a very British dish wasn't exactly subtle

    • @poop696969poop
      @poop696969poop 3 роки тому +38

      Or, in the phrasing of Chris Morocco - "Old school stodgy French cuisine repurposed by the Brits"

    • @0zNIE
      @0zNIE 3 роки тому +9

      also Gordon is Scottish and not British and that pisses him off lol

    • @D25Bev
      @D25Bev 3 роки тому +36

      @@0zNIE Scottish people are British as they're part of Great Britain. Calling a Scottish person 'English' though is a sure-fire way to end up in hospital

    • @luke_fabis
      @luke_fabis 3 роки тому +5

      Beef Wellington is basically just boeuf en croute with extra ingredients, all of which are basically French. It may have even been a French dish originally.

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 3 роки тому +1

      USA USA USA 😂

  • @anton2417
    @anton2417 2 роки тому +4

    1:35 positively surprised that he mentioned thin lizzy, criminally underrated band worth a listen 10/10.

  • @brinamay8354
    @brinamay8354 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve watched this video enough times to recall the phrase “you’ve heard of thin lizzy now here’s thick glizzy“ when my sister was talking about thin lizzy, but not enough times that I could immediately remember where I heard said phrase. It was EXTREMELY satisfying to hear josh say it and have the memory coming back.

  • @cilantrolime
    @cilantrolime 3 роки тому +377

    "I'm going to simply brush down Meat Log with our nacho cheese mustard."
    I have never heard a more cursed sentence in my life.

    • @milow8805
      @milow8805 3 роки тому +1

      as i read this he said it o-o

    • @danmeldon8609
      @danmeldon8609 3 роки тому +1

      cUrSeD!!1!1!!

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 роки тому +2

      Gordon Ramsay just woke up: he felt a disturbance in the Culinary Force....

    • @millenniumf1138
      @millenniumf1138 3 роки тому +2

      That... is *not* the only cursed thing about this video.

  • @TheKcKatastrophie
    @TheKcKatastrophie 3 роки тому +440

    I want Josh to take this to Masterchef and watch the light die from Ramsey's eyes slowly

    • @mitchellthompson3025
      @mitchellthompson3025 3 роки тому +10

      That legitimately made me laugh out loud!

    • @bobbyamore3283
      @bobbyamore3283 3 роки тому +2

      This comment made me laugh way more than I should have. 😂

    • @Grichecth
      @Grichecth 3 роки тому +2

      I can count on one hand the amount of times i've actually lol'd from a comment, I think this tops the list.

    • @raphaelsolo
      @raphaelsolo 3 роки тому +2

      Sunuva, I'm gonna get yelled at for being too loud I'm laughing so hard.

    • @DanielTubeHQ-DTHQ
      @DanielTubeHQ-DTHQ 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha now this would be hilarious.....

  • @SonOfWat
    @SonOfWat 2 роки тому +4

    As an Irishman and a rocker Josh’s referencing Thin Lizzy brought a tear to my eye and a fist pump to the air!

  • @RedGrimGrumble
    @RedGrimGrumble 3 роки тому +5

    Maybe a series where Josh makes "fancy" dishes using only ingredients from a fast-food restaurant / convenience store or sorts.
    Would love to see a traditional Surf & Turf with Filet Of Fish

  • @casuallilolme2485
    @casuallilolme2485 3 роки тому +749

    “Man angers world class chef by trying to make a dish from stuff that could be found in a dumpster but was actually sold for the intention of eating”

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah that's pretty much sum's it up

    • @alexipestov7002
      @alexipestov7002 3 роки тому +5

      @@vortigan7362 So Cutthroat Kitchen: Convenience Store Edition

    • @thewerebear1
      @thewerebear1 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like this is revenge for the grilled cheese

    • @gavriloradosavljevic8508
      @gavriloradosavljevic8508 3 роки тому

      the fact you didn't say "for the intention of human consumption" so sell it off as a world class sentence angers me

  • @theaberrantdon
    @theaberrantdon 3 роки тому +114

    I tweeted this to Gordon Ramsay. I told him his beef wellington has been challenged. I would really like it if this turned into a reaction video.

    • @the-outsider
      @the-outsider 3 роки тому +9

      You're doing the world a favor man, I need to see him react to this! I just hope Gordon doesn't have an actual heart attack from just the idea alone.

  • @ashleysteinhaus9447
    @ashleysteinhaus9447 2 роки тому +3

    This should be a new series of yours Josh. You could make fancy dishes out of cheap ingredients call something like trash made into treasure. Kind of the opposite of fancy fast food

  • @666meowmixx
    @666meowmixx 3 роки тому

    this is the most cooking show-esque episode of mythical kitchen and i really appreciate it

  • @runebacca
    @runebacca 3 роки тому +471

    This is basically the prison version of beef wellington.

    • @hppd1699
      @hppd1699 3 роки тому +4

      Basically.

    • @Hankbhomeless
      @Hankbhomeless 3 роки тому +16

      Nah its like the college kid or low income version

    • @jacobbarisa4899
      @jacobbarisa4899 3 роки тому +6

      Everything he makes is the prison version of whatever tf he’s making

    • @adreiiaii510
      @adreiiaii510 3 роки тому +1

      @@Hankbhomeless except that this was like, almost 50$ in stuff from a 7-11 lol.

  • @totallykrazzy
    @totallykrazzy 3 роки тому +280

    Trevor looks like he aged a good 5 years between the last time we saw him and now

    • @vicjr.1813
      @vicjr.1813 3 роки тому +19

      Result of working long hours and more days than usual, the crew is incredibly busy because they also contribute a lot to content creation and just the amount of channels GMM has

    • @SpencerLee97
      @SpencerLee97 3 роки тому +10

      They grow up so fast 😢

    • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
      @AnakinSkyobiliviator 3 роки тому +6

      He will always be the boy that pewped his pants in our hearts.

    • @sundaymonday2331
      @sundaymonday2331 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @uncannyvoid81
    @uncannyvoid81 2 роки тому

    I just came around to the mythical kitchen and it's insane! I lov it

  • @Mason-lr5dz
    @Mason-lr5dz 2 роки тому

    I've never hit subscribe so fast. Absolutely wonderful.

  • @angelabernhardt6761
    @angelabernhardt6761 3 роки тому +150

    I love how Trevor's voice broke as he cried "Yes, Chef!" as if it was physically painful for him to imply that he agreed with Josh on this culinary abomination. lol

  • @JonKonLGL
    @JonKonLGL 3 роки тому +1084

    Gordon actually responded to this on TikTok, his terror and disgust was glorious

  • @gabe101science
    @gabe101science 3 роки тому +11

    I like how the mythical kitchen feels like broke college students trying to make food on a budget half the time

  • @rham5817
    @rham5817 2 роки тому

    What a video to start my mythical kitchen journey on. lol time to check out the rest this was hilarious!

  • @silvrbackstyle6410
    @silvrbackstyle6410 3 роки тому +234

    Josh cooks like he’s been to prison...he would be the Gordon Ramsay of the yard

  • @RickRami
    @RickRami 3 роки тому +258

    Can we get a series where Josh goes full serious mode and shows off all his cooking knowledge and skills

    • @maximus1593
      @maximus1593 3 роки тому +8

      tell me when that happen. i need that

    • @maverickmckee9198
      @maverickmckee9198 3 роки тому +21

      The Cook Food Good series?

    • @Isla824
      @Isla824 3 роки тому +1

      the chopped style ep they did was kinda like this just with added chaos

    • @littlehollow7196
      @littlehollow7196 3 роки тому +17

      Should be an April Fool's episode.

    • @jelyl
      @jelyl 3 роки тому +6

      @@maverickmckee9198 shhhh we dont talk about that series because nobody watched it but we're still proud of the work they did

  • @RedRoxRc
    @RedRoxRc 2 роки тому

    By far the most entertaining cooking video I’ve ever seen. Bravo! I have to wonder if Gordon has seen this!

  • @tinuflint393
    @tinuflint393 2 роки тому

    So so amusing and creative !!! Instant subscribe!!!

  • @NatalieJTheatre
    @NatalieJTheatre 3 роки тому +110

    Appreciation for:
    1.) The name “7-Elevington.”
    2.) The Thin Lizzy reference.
    3.) The fancy plate!
    4.) Josh’s unwavering commitment to the ‘concept.’
    5.) The very idea of this episode.
    😂

  • @SlocumJoe7740
    @SlocumJoe7740 3 роки тому +495

    The weird part is, the Algorithm decided this is the FIRST Mythical Kitchen video they show me...

    • @chrislarson9504
      @chrislarson9504 3 роки тому +18

      welcome to the circus then where nothing is off limits where the lowest end of food is made to be some of the highest end food

    • @katusakirocks5630
      @katusakirocks5630 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, Thats illegal. This video came from this year and this month…you can’t have a recent video in your recommended!!

    • @TyinAlaska
      @TyinAlaska 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @zksaint
      @zksaint 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @davidKeever
      @davidKeever 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @jesshigginbottom3866
    @jesshigginbottom3866 3 роки тому +3

    Josh proves yet again how secure he is bc he fears no food and no man 😂 he is what he is and we are here for it

  • @NadarCosainAmber
    @NadarCosainAmber Рік тому +1

    I hurt myself wheeze-laughing the whole way through - this is horrifyingly amazing :D Kudos Mythical team, kudos!

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul 3 роки тому +163

    The most disturbing thing about this episode is how he opens the bags of corn nuts/ veggie straws.

    • @jenniferdinkel2609
      @jenniferdinkel2609 3 роки тому +8

      Bless, I never read comments and only did to make sure I wasn't the only one baffled by how he opened chip bags.

    • @KennyKakes1
      @KennyKakes1 3 роки тому +1

      I can't unsee this

  • @brakistroier
    @brakistroier 3 роки тому +164

    "Death. Death is near."
    Off to a good start.

  • @CueVueTV
    @CueVueTV 3 роки тому +4

    16:07 I was skeptical about this whole thing until you substituted with Flamin' Hot

  • @angrath615
    @angrath615 3 роки тому

    this worked surprisingly well, im really impressed

  • @willbrundish3749
    @willbrundish3749 3 роки тому +433

    As a Brit, the existence of a mechanical 'chilli' dispensing tube in a convenience shop fascinates me

    • @holly6102
      @holly6102 3 роки тому +3

      Haha same

    • @radrob1193
      @radrob1193 3 роки тому +93

      You owe it to yourself to come visit this bastard child of a country, where meat and machine have formed an unholy alliance.

    • @dew7555
      @dew7555 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine a coffee vending machine that doesn't have a filter so you get the grounds too

    • @3xfaster
      @3xfaster 3 роки тому +8

      It’s large plastic box with a hot plate on the bottom. The chili is in a foil bag, and a mechanical pump kneads the bag to push the chili to dispense upon your meal. Sometimes it has a flat metal plate on top so there aren’t any gaps in the bag when it runs low.

    • @essermatt
      @essermatt 3 роки тому +2

      @@dew7555 i have a cheap Kurig I don't have to imagine

  • @tedpabst5997
    @tedpabst5997 3 роки тому +144

    Watching josh make the demiglace is one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. I loved every second of it

    • @alexanderkirkley6280
      @alexanderkirkley6280 3 роки тому +3

      The demi-glace was great, but watching him spread that hot dog paste had to fast forward my stomach couldn't handle that what color is that?

  • @AnimeSquirrel
    @AnimeSquirrel 2 роки тому

    I respect the masterful effort, knowledge and dare I say skill, devoted to committing such art.

  • @CueVueTV
    @CueVueTV 3 роки тому +4

    8:29 PTSD Flashbacks to McDonald's PINK SLIME MCNUGGETS........

  • @linkmanJ
    @linkmanJ 3 роки тому +453

    You can tell this is Josh’s most sarcastic video because he’s never acted this serious for a whole video

  • @VoiceSnacks
    @VoiceSnacks 3 роки тому +993

    Alternate Video Title: “Josh Pokes the Bear for 18 Minutes”

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 3 роки тому +10

      @@oopsInc777 josh bombs the bear for 18 minutes

    • @BeanOnYoutube
      @BeanOnYoutube 3 роки тому +6

      josh unleashes a nuclear warhead on the bear for 18 minutes

    • @dinnerboons1504
      @dinnerboons1504 3 роки тому +5

      @@oopsInc777 josh bear 18 minutes

    • @johnw594
      @johnw594 3 роки тому +1

      @@dinnerboons1504 this is the one

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 роки тому +4

      Just wait: the next video will involve lamb chops, and Josh will say "I found it, Chef!" Then he'll hold up The Lamb Sauce, and slowly dump it on the floor with an "Oops!"

  • @carlossamayoa2110
    @carlossamayoa2110 2 роки тому

    started cooking seriously about a month ago and ive just found my new youtube mentor.

  • @draexian530
    @draexian530 2 роки тому

    That opener was my first interaction with this channel, and "man." I'm impressed.

  • @Rico_71
    @Rico_71 3 роки тому +303

    Gordon is going to have a double stroke when he sees this. And I'm all about it lol

  • @prizzy1189
    @prizzy1189 3 роки тому +135

    There's a fine line between crazy and genius Josh snorted that line

  • @andrewsobush5475
    @andrewsobush5475 2 роки тому

    Dawg I love this. You sound like you know your stuff. Nice way to be creative

  • @elizabethhowland5706
    @elizabethhowland5706 3 роки тому +1

    josh's family meal line is so under-appreciated I was basically transported to el bulli 😂😂😂😂

  • @leftytheegg8062
    @leftytheegg8062 3 роки тому +421

    See, the only thing I'm scared about currently, is the fact that the demi-glace, *actually looks like demi glace*

    • @simracing8055
      @simracing8055 3 роки тому +20

      what concerns me about that is where did the coke go? did some sugar boil off? it's scary to think it might have turned into a actually almost tasty caramel like sauce

    • @leftytheegg8062
      @leftytheegg8062 3 роки тому +6

      @@simracing8055 SEE THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING, HOW LIKE WHAT

    • @Coproquim
      @Coproquim 3 роки тому

      I wanna know what it tastes like

    • @Modelkittycat
      @Modelkittycat 3 роки тому +9

      @@simracing8055 The carbonated water boiled down (similar to normal water boiling within caramel and leaving the sugar) and what was left was the sugar syrup that was originally used to flavor the soda, since sugar doesn't evaporate. So yes, it actually could've been good.... but he added hot dogs...

    • @darton_
      @darton_ 3 роки тому +7

      Coke or Dr. Pepper can be used in BBQ sauce for that very reason

  • @jordanpetty4170
    @jordanpetty4170 3 роки тому +143

    Gordon came after Josh first, Josh fired back in defense. Now, Josh is just declaring war.

    • @zathtanks
      @zathtanks 3 роки тому +7

      the best part is he clearly doesn't care enough to fight it fair lmao

    • @ellievranesevic
      @ellievranesevic 3 роки тому +4

      As he does with all things in live. Lol i feel like josh IS war.

  • @monicahyland8641
    @monicahyland8641 3 роки тому

    You have created so many wonderful ideas and unique foods.. You are THE JOSH.. the MYTHICAL KITCHEN BEAST JOSH.. Gordon doesn’t have nothing on MYTHICAL KITCHEN BEAST JOSH.

  • @lunamarie1637
    @lunamarie1637 2 роки тому +1

    8:45 his Beavis and Butthead laugh was gold

  • @indica_nail_artist_6363
    @indica_nail_artist_6363 3 роки тому +84

    I love how him explaining the whole recipe makes sense sounds like a professional recipe, but then the meal itself makes ZERO sense lmfao he's very convincing🤷🏻‍♀️😂

  • @CMB505
    @CMB505 3 роки тому +62

    Listen, real talk? The fact that you’re able to do this stuff with such unconventual items proves your own right as a chef.
    You get even more marks if it tastes good.

  • @miamoo1012
    @miamoo1012 3 роки тому

    I feel like something in the universe clicked because for finding josh and mythical kitchen at 3am during a lockdown anxiety ridden UA-cam rampage it def FEELS like something I should be watching at 3am to make me feel better lmao

  • @GatorWrastler88
    @GatorWrastler88 2 роки тому +1

    This dude got so caught up in asking if he could make a 7-11ington, but he forgot to ask if he SHOULD make a 7-11ington.

  • @brubblegums
    @brubblegums 3 роки тому +217

    Why do I feel like this isn't the first time Josh has de-cheesed a frozen pizza before?

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 роки тому +20

      It did seem to be a practiced motion.

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 3 роки тому +168

    "This is refined French cookery, so I'm gonna slop down this hotdog paste."
    -Josh, 2021

  • @MonkeBrain07
    @MonkeBrain07 2 роки тому +6

    This video describes Josh perfectly. He's a well trained chef who uses his power for evil.

  • @KCMMFB
    @KCMMFB 3 роки тому

    OKay you got me algorithm, I've been putting of MK but thanks for leading me here. I'm subbing