Greer Barnes Imagines the Day Black People Leave Earth - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • @sharebeartay
    @sharebeartay 6 років тому +4271

    His sound effects are on point!

    • @Iwijn2000
      @Iwijn2000 6 років тому +72

      yeah, they sound exactly like an alien spaceship

    • @kb2x172
      @kb2x172 6 років тому +50

      15-13 in overtime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 6 років тому +33

      He must be a beat boxer in his free time.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 5 років тому +1

      Always

    • @cockeyedoptimista
      @cockeyedoptimista 5 років тому +1

      sharebeartay It's the only thing good about him.

  • @emangamer1729
    @emangamer1729 5 років тому +2178

    The aliens drag Uncle Ruckus kicking and screaming onto the ship.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 5 років тому +165

      Eman Gamer Oh no. We’re going to leave him, Larry Elder and Ben Carson.

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 років тому +8

      SCSilk 💯

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 5 років тому +42

      @@SCSilk don't forget jesse lee peterson

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 5 років тому +5

      Leonidas 024 never heard of him.

    • @betterlifekings
      @betterlifekings 5 років тому +31

      Were leaving sheriff David Clarke too

  • @ROYALEWITKESSO
    @ROYALEWITKESSO 6 років тому +1478

    That "we leaving" track sound dope af tbh lol

    • @cordshort151
      @cordshort151 5 років тому +34

      On everything it is lol

    • @Maddluv4eric
      @Maddluv4eric 5 років тому +77

      Y'all can't come 😆

    • @Kittiebanks
      @Kittiebanks 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @manz007
      @manz007 5 років тому +18

      Reminds me of samurai champloo beatbox track

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 5 років тому +12

      That God damn boom bap😂😂😂

  • @MaubenOrigin
    @MaubenOrigin 3 роки тому +124

    “Swing low sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me hooooome”

    • @shanacat9129
      @shanacat9129 Рік тому +8

      Absolutely!

    • @prod.bylvwlee
      @prod.bylvwlee Рік тому +6

      Come on now!

    • @buttons__6046
      @buttons__6046 7 місяців тому +8

      That's a real thing to come... Them folk just don't know it! It's all funny now, but they will see us in a different way here soon! They take for granted our contributions to their everyday present and past life...

    • @PurpPhantom
      @PurpPhantom 5 місяців тому +1

      Yessir. This joke ain’t random

    • @unapoligeticllyisrael2066
      @unapoligeticllyisrael2066 4 місяці тому +1

      Can I get a window seat!

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Рік тому +298

    That Knicks beat Celtics 15-13 in overtime joke always kills me 🤣😭

    • @minor1822
      @minor1822 2 місяці тому

      explain?

    • @mikehunt3420
      @mikehunt3420 2 місяці тому

      @@minor1822basically black people rule major league sports

    • @minor1822
      @minor1822 2 місяці тому

      @@mikehunt3420 I know but why would that mean the knicks can suddenly beat the celtics

    • @alphafox3505
      @alphafox3505 2 місяці тому

      @@minor1822fam look at both teams he is referring to …now look at what is the majority of race on each team in the league 😂 there’s ya answer that what he is playing on

    • @mikehunt3420
      @mikehunt3420 2 місяці тому

      @@minor1822 do you get the joke yet or do i need to further explain?

  • @michaell686
    @michaell686 6 років тому +2943

    We leavin....... ...... Ya'll can't come
    LMFAO!

    • @HomieDaClown.
      @HomieDaClown. 6 років тому +130

      There is truth to this joke this guy knows what is up

    • @trillgates2452
      @trillgates2452 6 років тому +10

      @@HomieDaClown.
      Oh, come on man.

    • @robertwarner1160
      @robertwarner1160 5 років тому +10

      nice bye bye

    • @trillgates2452
      @trillgates2452 5 років тому +13

      @@dragonknightofamiraka3636
      That's the dumbest shit I've read on a UA-cam comments section in a while. Just because you type it in all caps doesn't make it factual.

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude 5 років тому +4

      Am I supposed to miss half the crime good. I hope the aliens know to straighten y'alls from fucked up attitude problem.

  • @JamesSmith-sy6pz
    @JamesSmith-sy6pz 5 років тому +3030

    Fat white girls would be crying!! Man I'm dying over here frfr😂😂😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 років тому +160

      Hey, some skinny ones too 😖😜

    • @FitnessSweets
      @FitnessSweets 5 років тому +127

      Asian girls too. They into black guys now.

    • @FitnessSweets
      @FitnessSweets 5 років тому +43

      stryfetc1 There was a shift from white guys to black guys apparently. I've only heard it from a few people 😂.

    • @RoninAli1
      @RoninAli1 5 років тому +4

      OH!!

    • @RoninAli1
      @RoninAli1 5 років тому +4

      LOL!!!

  • @amphreded
    @amphreded 6 років тому +1686

    Why isn’t there more UA-cam clips of him? He’s seriously talented.

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 6 років тому +76

      Cuz he a og and aint no tape from untaped shows

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 6 років тому +4

      Lazy?

    • @CJallDayy
      @CJallDayy 6 років тому +89

      Because people who speak truth are America’s natural enemy

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 6 років тому +12

      He was on def comedy jam

    •  5 років тому +4

      @@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 EXACTLY...I haven't come across a bunch, but there are more than just a few of this Idris Elba lookin-assnigga...people just don't want to put in the work to find the answers to their questions!

  • @brandiewilliams6664
    @brandiewilliams6664 4 роки тому +1033

    He looks like the homeless man in the alley who's actually the gatekeeper to another dimension.

  • @angiegonzalez-en4se
    @angiegonzalez-en4se 5 місяців тому +20

    Why hasn’t Netflix got him a show??!!! This is some of the best I’ve seen in years.

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 6 років тому +438

    No no noooo!!!Get off of me!!! DEONTAY!!!😂💯

  • @finslounge3055
    @finslounge3055 5 років тому +1833

    U can't tease us with these fantasies bro, I wanna go to BlaccBlaaaaccck!!

    • @hiker2742
      @hiker2742 5 років тому +3

      Please leave the jokes to him. It sounds racist when you try to do it. Hope this helps!

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 років тому +65

      Hiker sthu. Moron.

    • @hiker2742
      @hiker2742 5 років тому +1

      @@elianayisrael82 You shut your racist mouth!

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 років тому +36

      Hiker no, you stfu devil.

    • @onyx1654
      @onyx1654 5 років тому +49

      @@hiker2742 how is she racist?

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 6 років тому +2327

    Idris Elba in the thumbnail

    • @aarefein
      @aarefein 6 років тому +47

      That confused me so I clicked on the video lol

    • @n_tha_middlew.674
      @n_tha_middlew.674 6 років тому +20

      Was about write the same thing 😂😂

    • @mfs2736
      @mfs2736 6 років тому +8

      Lol that's not him.

    • @yungheat84
      @yungheat84 6 років тому +7

      Doug Dimmadome that’s who it look

    • @JesusLovesEVERYTHING
      @JesusLovesEVERYTHING 6 років тому +8

      I swear.... 😂😂

  • @oreemmanuel
    @oreemmanuel 5 років тому +66

    Can already hear "Swag Surfin' " coming from the loud speakers as the ship takes off😂😂🚀

    • @LIMONENSA
      @LIMONENSA 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 once u said it I heard it too

    • @mahdibaby769
      @mahdibaby769 3 роки тому +1

      Mannn what 😂😂😂

    • @TryOnKicks
      @TryOnKicks 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 i cant unsee that now

    • @TheChampionofEnki
      @TheChampionofEnki 2 місяці тому

      I mean, shyt, they were probably the ones that invented rap anyway and merely imported it onto planet Earth.

  • @Pjiggy
    @Pjiggy 4 роки тому +92

    This is one of the most brilliant jokes I have ever heard and I wish it was longer.

    • @Oae119
      @Oae119 Рік тому

      Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space
      ua-cam.com/video/s16YL_yIVoY/v-deo.html

    • @Bird-xr1qz
      @Bird-xr1qz Рік тому

      Right! He could go on and on. I wanna hear the rest :(

  • @L333ize
    @L333ize 6 років тому +1562

    That would be an interesting book to read

    • @kieranmcquillan143
      @kieranmcquillan143 6 років тому +79

      Or experience to have

    • @betzalel8364
      @betzalel8364 6 років тому +1

      Wow

    • @ABlackGuy10
      @ABlackGuy10 6 років тому +23

      read about the syrians its supposed to be a race of black aliens its actually interesting to read, it is part of conspiracy it was just entertaining to me got me thinking.

    • @felixicon
      @felixicon 6 років тому +11

      Space traders.. from Faces at the Bottom of the Well

    • @growngrownman5950
      @growngrownman5950 6 років тому +7

      @@ABlackGuy10 , are you talking about the Anunnaki?

  • @teamnovember5594
    @teamnovember5594 5 років тому +398

    I would stay behind and catch the next ship once I know everything is okay. They got us on ships once before and it didn't turn out so well.

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 років тому +19

      Oh I bet if they killed off a couple hundred thousand whites, asians, latins, arabs, and east indians, before our departure, you'd hop right on!
      I love still your comment tho..
      Because it's smart.

    • @ryanfrisella5626
      @ryanfrisella5626 5 років тому +24

      such an under rated joke haha

    • @Equanimity777
      @Equanimity777 4 роки тому +10

      exactly bro

    • @davidearle7209
      @davidearle7209 3 роки тому +6

      @@dragonknightofamiraka3636 wth is this comment even so supposed to mean? That black people embrace genocide? That’s a cool theory but that happens to be the HISTORY of white people

    • @zackmckenzie3582
      @zackmckenzie3582 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO!!!

  • @MrYogiBell
    @MrYogiBell 6 років тому +554

    15-13 in an overtime, nail biter!!!!😫👍🏾👏🏾😅😄🤣😂

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 6 років тому +2

      Fat Corey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 5 років тому +10

      That was really Funny. 😁😂😂😂

    • @maryetuk7628
      @maryetuk7628 5 років тому +3

      Fat Corey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ICHI_BAN
      @ICHI_BAN 5 років тому +3

      I straight flatlined at that part bro😭😭 perfectly executed indeed🤧

    • @GOATLAVISH777
      @GOATLAVISH777 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smc983
    @smc983 4 роки тому +70

    He knows exactly what he’s saying. Prophetic

  • @dbzispimpin
    @dbzispimpin 5 років тому +357

    Y'all are wrong for swinging that camera to that poor girl when he said "Fat White girls" Lmaooo

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 5 років тому +25

      Oh shit they did do that XD

    • @quintus920
      @quintus920 4 роки тому +7

      I had the exact same thought lol

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 роки тому +12

      She aint fat tho. She Thiiiiiiicc

    • @steppinrzr8396
      @steppinrzr8396 4 роки тому +20

      Deante! 😭

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +1

      You damn right she is past me

  • @warrioreon11
    @warrioreon11 2 роки тому +115

    I don't know why I got extremely excited about him doing the sound of the mother ship taking off at hyper-speed💀

    • @petersellers9897
      @petersellers9897 5 місяців тому +3

      The spaceship doesn't make any sound.. not the huge one I saw that came out of nothing. The sky just opened up like curtains

    • @unapoligeticllyisrael2066
      @unapoligeticllyisrael2066 4 місяці тому

      ​@@petersellers9897
      As the Bible said it rolled back like a scroll!

    • @JuniorPolancoLaCoalicion
      @JuniorPolancoLaCoalicion Місяць тому

      I saw one in Christmas 1984, and sure enough, no sound at all​@@petersellers9897

  • @mandeelaw8410
    @mandeelaw8410 5 років тому +394

    I love how comedians bring dead serious truth in their comedy....

    • @lolaluv4940
      @lolaluv4940 4 роки тому +14

      Black people are treated like aliens on this planet so it’d be nice if we could actually escape this fucking hell and go back to our own planet (the home we must have come from) to live in peace.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 роки тому +15

      And the clenching part is most of them don't even know it.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 роки тому

      @Dean Gulberry research it like you did to write your last comment.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 роки тому +1

      One if my comments was deleted by UA-cam. I guess truth hurts.

    • @mandeelaw8410
      @mandeelaw8410 2 роки тому

      @Dean Gulberry Ethiopians are Cushites. They descend from Ham. One of Noah's sons after the flood. So called Negroes are Shemites. They descend from Shem, one of Noahs sons after the flood. History will have you believe that black people are of African descent however that is not true. Black people or so called Negroes are Isrealites. Abraham, Isaac and Jacob of the scriptures are the forefathers of the chosen people. Black people are the Isrealites of the scriptures. The actual chosen people. If you want, give me your email and I can send you some research info.

  • @rollyro71
    @rollyro71 5 років тому +11

    @1:55 "Get off of me!" Hahaha!!!! I watch this jus for that. And his beats

  • @sirhandsome5107
    @sirhandsome5107 3 роки тому +54

    As a black male I approve this.

  • @corneliusmackey4358
    @corneliusmackey4358 2 роки тому +50

    they laugh but hes not lying, it just shows the greatness of my people

  • @tsadare11
    @tsadare11 6 років тому +430

    They need make that into a movie

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 6 років тому +40

      shut up and take my money!!!

    • @chrischarles6769
      @chrischarles6769 6 років тому +24

      Bro, I would pay a million to see that movie

    • @droc1030
      @droc1030 6 років тому +34

      It is already. Cosmic Slop

    • @jaylamb218
      @jaylamb218 6 років тому +16

      kuroi akuma Cosmic Slop! They did!! HBO look it up, it’s good!!

    • @terryjohnson1144
      @terryjohnson1144 5 років тому +2

      Theres already a movie

  • @stevenduece2041
    @stevenduece2041 6 років тому +820

    I would walk out the door in my draws if the mother ship was waiting.🏃🏃🐎✌✌

  • @pvm6732
    @pvm6732 5 років тому +17

    I LOVE how self aware he is! How he laughs at how silly he is.

  • @samuelayeni2426
    @samuelayeni2426 4 роки тому +108

    "Fat white girls be crying" kills me everytime lmaoooo

    • @Deggoo
      @Deggoo Рік тому

      No only white sex girls

  • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
    @AlmostaFlipinSkater 2 роки тому +31

    I love how the crowd increasingly gets into the bit, bit by bit. I was cracking up since the beginning of his story (plot, delivery, tone) and listening to the crowd was like watching a download bar increase from 0% to 100%

    • @Oae119
      @Oae119 Рік тому

      Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space
      ua-cam.com/video/s16YL_yIVoY/v-deo.html

  • @bricesato38
    @bricesato38 6 років тому +98

    Greer is a comedy OG his stuff always hits

  • @BroDToppinBlake
    @BroDToppinBlake 5 років тому +461

    He's actually speaking truth in a comedic way, if anyone in the knowledge is peeping game.

  • @williamsupergenio
    @williamsupergenio 6 років тому +440

    Did he just say “FWG be cryin”? 🤣

    • @kennethbonney7638
      @kennethbonney7638 6 років тому +10

      😂💯

    • @bierlichen1
      @bierlichen1 6 років тому +39

      Crying about Deonte or D'ontay.

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 6 років тому +4

      @@bierlichen1 nah Jerome

    • @ZeitGeist_TV
      @ZeitGeist_TV 6 років тому +3

      Naw Marcus or Tyrone...

    • @Avembe
      @Avembe 5 років тому +1

      @V Vito it's D'André...or whatever

  • @raymondharris6599
    @raymondharris6599 4 роки тому +32

    When he said: Fat girls would be crying. That's when I had completley lost it.🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @animal5602
    @animal5602 3 роки тому +9

    where has this man been all my life, I've been looking for new standup for ages

  • @marvin1528
    @marvin1528 6 років тому +461

    I think most black people, wished for a timeline like this at least once in their lives. It's kind of sad.

    • @MikeTheWeedMan
      @MikeTheWeedMan 6 років тому +32

      You do know that book you called the bible (old testament) actually talks about this right? That's why white people had to go and create their own version called the new testament 🤔

    • @caustic70ify
      @caustic70ify 6 років тому +19

      @@MikeTheWeedMan hes an idiot he knows but when it comes to black people they all get insecure , they dont want us to leave lol

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 років тому +9

      XwX the New Testament goes with the Old Testament. Your comment proves you’ve never read it. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod 5 років тому +8

      So does the rest of the planet.

    • @JamesBond-jh6xl
      @JamesBond-jh6xl 5 років тому +9

      White people also wish for this alot

  • @shawnib6323
    @shawnib6323 5 років тому +333

    I’d definitely leave this planet behind if there was a planet called Black Black 👍🏾💯✊🏾

    • @bw_locked_in_arms_globally5732
      @bw_locked_in_arms_globally5732 5 років тому +11

      I will be out of the B in a heartbeat

    • @j.kol3491
      @j.kol3491 4 роки тому +5

      lmao until you find out the people piloting the ship are white... just trying to clean up the streets..

    • @kendrickwallace1111
      @kendrickwallace1111 4 роки тому +7

      It is but it's called NIBIRU the ships are watching and observing us folks that are not 🤴🏿👸🏿 will turn to zombies due to the radiation of RA and our people swirling will start falling out dead

    • @kendrickwallace1111
      @kendrickwallace1111 4 роки тому +2

      @@LOLBu don't forget you're sunscreen 😉

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 роки тому +2

      same but i would also want to be on planet woman too.

  • @itsobsessionnottalent1427
    @itsobsessionnottalent1427 6 років тому +18

    “15-13 in an overtime nail biter” 😂😂

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 5 років тому +62

    Ray Bradbury wrote a great story back in the 40's about what would happen the day all the black people went off into space. It was excellent.

    • @scottkirkland551
      @scottkirkland551 5 років тому +12

      Facts,now that's a story that needs to be in the movies unlikely or on Broadway,it would be controversial and thought provoking plus brillant

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +3

      What was it called

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +1

      Thankyou beautiful

    • @mannyagrinya1529
      @mannyagrinya1529 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kinobambino "The Other Foot"

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +1

      @@mannyagrinya1529 thankyouu

  • @allisknu11
    @allisknu11 5 років тому +3

    Can't seem to find more than 3 videos of Greer Barnes. This makes me sad. I want to see more of this man!

  • @kwandangubane9419
    @kwandangubane9419 5 років тому +93

    Please please let planet BlackBlack be real.
    I want to go😭😭

    • @shanacat9129
      @shanacat9129 Рік тому +1

      Nibiru or planet X. Check out jamal rashad's videos. Very interesting.

  • @SizzlerGoat
    @SizzlerGoat 6 років тому +81

    Subliminal I get it brother

  • @kimberlyrobinson3992
    @kimberlyrobinson3992 5 років тому +78

    I laughed so hard, I nearly choked. And, if the mothership ever does come for us, I’m grabbing my pet cat and my toothbrush and I’m out the door!

    • @Clannantorc704
      @Clannantorc704 5 років тому +4

      Kimberly Robinson 👋🏻👋🏻

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 роки тому +2

      I don't blame you.

    • @champureturns227
      @champureturns227 2 роки тому +9

      Cat? Hell nah U trying to have wypipo follow us? Get a space cat foo

    • @Sabs_222
      @Sabs_222 2 роки тому +2

      @@champureturns227 lmao 🤣

    • @AnthonyRiiizle
      @AnthonyRiiizle 2 роки тому +1

      Pet cat as if we didn’t know it was your pet ha

  • @krissifadwa
    @krissifadwa Рік тому +3

    "We leavinnnnn' *beat drop Ya'll can't come... *beat continues"
    HAHAHA 😅😅😅

  • @TheCapnMorgan
    @TheCapnMorgan Рік тому +12

    The African noises really had me rolling 😂

  • @ericsean6693
    @ericsean6693 5 років тому +149

    I'm telling you this guy looks like he could be Idris Elba's older brother.. lol

    • @ericsean6693
      @ericsean6693 5 років тому +3

      @Spread Love lol.. u probably guess u spread hate. But thanx 4 your opinion ole' wise one..

    • @ericsean6693
      @ericsean6693 5 років тому

      @Spread Love btw, you've got 659 others below us to respond to who thought the same thing. Take ur time, when trying to guess all their races. lol #MightTakeAWhile

    • @Vondeegaming
      @Vondeegaming 5 років тому +2

      He does favor him

    • @julianamulauulu7449
      @julianamulauulu7449 5 років тому +2

      Eric Sanito i thought it was him until i read standup comedian. Though, still clicked to make sure.

    • @moniqueonealYinYangBoss77
      @moniqueonealYinYangBoss77 4 роки тому +1

      He does favor him

  • @maniswolftoman
    @maniswolftoman 4 роки тому +4

    Greer Barnes is such an underrated comedian. He’s brilliant and unique in discussing topics most comedians can’t touch without either stealing from someone better or sounding like a dinosaur of old cliches.

  • @aaronkuperus2993
    @aaronkuperus2993 4 роки тому +6

    I love the fact that he does beatboxing and makes special effects on his own

  • @jgrant4736
    @jgrant4736 5 місяців тому +2

    He has been in the game a long time. He deserves a Netflix special!

  • @ajones8008
    @ajones8008 5 років тому +115

    I wish he kept going on the aftermath of how white people would respond if that happened. Hilarious!!!!

    • @skyskyblue1255
      @skyskyblue1255 3 роки тому +19

      @Aaron Jones, ...start your own list here, ...(the news would be reporting "DHS fact sheets reveal that Altho the ship left with all the Black people, Strangely Food stamp issuing numbers remain the same. ...now re-calculations are being done on WHO exactly was receiving most Welfare after all" ...(back to you Chad

    • @champureturns227
      @champureturns227 2 роки тому +12

      They'd start killing eachother instead of us

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 Рік тому

      Major US cities would be ghost towns.
      White liberals would lose their purpose in life.
      Emenen would declared a national treasure.
      You could leave bikes outside unlocked.
      We would never hear the word ‘LOOTING’ again.
      Asian Buffets could actually make a nice profit.
      Movies could cast people by their acting skills.
      No Juneteenth nonsense.

    • @jamesrather1510
      @jamesrather1510 Рік тому +1

      "in tonight's breaking news, dogs have been granted full citizenship and voting rights. Chad's live on scene to capture this historic moment of the first dog to cast a ballot for president". *Ad for Subaru plays*

  • @Ferrist1
    @Ferrist1 5 років тому +15

    He's a fantastic storyteller!

  • @OfficialJalenHemphill
    @OfficialJalenHemphill 6 років тому +20

    I Love This Dude! Super Funny! The Beatboxing Put Me OUT!!! LMAO!!!!

  • @20aliifrah
    @20aliifrah 6 років тому +48

    Hes good at sound effects 😅😎

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 6 років тому +1

      You should hear his ping-pong bit. Or his scuba diving one.

  • @Shotter
    @Shotter 3 роки тому +3

    2:02 the cameraman knew what he was doing LMAO

  • @sammylacks4937
    @sammylacks4937 4 місяці тому

    I just found Greer a couple weeks ago. He uses issues some find offensive to make jokes that makes people laugh and I hope to make a nice living. He deserves it. I wish we all could be more like this.

  • @Labrynthetic
    @Labrynthetic 6 років тому +32

    I kinda got sad with the last Black dude waving ... then slowly being taken up.
    It was emotional with the sound effect.

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 років тому +7

      Just hold on baby.
      The city-sized airships, will be deployed into this shit sucking planet.
      We are outta here!

    • @OtaviaBrown
      @OtaviaBrown 5 років тому +1

      Yes it was

  • @sanyundekou9332
    @sanyundekou9332 6 років тому +37

    While he playing Planet Nibiru is in our galaxy it is a spaceship with melanated species. Pack ya bags folks.

    • @dragonknightofamiraka3636
      @dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 років тому +5

      Shit I'm already on the front porch...bags @ hand!

    • @erictheavguy1
      @erictheavguy1 4 роки тому +2

      Last time I checked it was parked in the Saturn system. Not sure what Nibiru is waiting on because the time is nigh.

    • @cebrum1
      @cebrum1 4 роки тому +1

      Anunnaki cometh...

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +2

      How much you wanna bet you're trippin heavy

  • @KingLeonidus007
    @KingLeonidus007 6 років тому +552

    Damn...this is actually biblical

    • @elianayisrael82
      @elianayisrael82 5 років тому +5

      Lavi Judah look😂😂

    • @Ahch.
      @Ahch. 5 років тому +12

      Quam Yarsharala! I was just saying the same thing. This Ach has been reading. Peace and blessings from t'town Alabama.

    • @kevinwilliams4189
      @kevinwilliams4189 5 років тому

      Shalawam Achyem

    • @Ahch.
      @Ahch. 5 років тому +10

      @Kelly Peace. There are no 'black' people in the bible. The bible speaks of prophecy in which the children of Israel who obeyed the laws, commandments and statutes of the bible in the spirit of 'Christ' are rewarded for their actions. They receive a new world and a righteous new world order under 'Christ'. Peace and blessings

    • @SavageHenry777
      @SavageHenry777 5 років тому +3

      No, this is clever and intentionally funny, neither of which apply to the bible.

  • @paulfirenze7213
    @paulfirenze7213 5 років тому +2

    This guy has the best jokes I've ever heard. I've been listening to comedians for about two years straight and this dude is my fave

  • @Kris_413
    @Kris_413 5 місяців тому +1

    I watch this once every three months, true Legend 😂

  • @fulavision
    @fulavision 5 років тому +16

    Swing low, sweet chariot
    Coming for to carry me home
    Swing low, sweet chariot
    Coming for to carry me home
    I looked over Jordan, and what did I see
    Coming for to carry me home?
    A band of angels coming after me,
    Coming for to carry me home

  • @arielporte4149
    @arielporte4149 5 років тому +4

    Give this man anything he wants !!!! Most brilliant and beautiful work since Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Sadly tho if all Black People left the planet it would break my heart....sooooo many great gifts would be gone; art, music, comedy, wisdom, science, love, courage, compassion, the list goes on forever....think about it humans Mr. Greer is EXACTLY CORRECT !!!!!
    Thank You Mr. Greer 🌷💜

    • @chrissplash2470
      @chrissplash2470 5 років тому +1

      7A we contributed a lot to science foolish crackkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaa

  • @17thSoulofTheSun
    @17thSoulofTheSun 6 років тому +1591

    Get mad if you want but... This is actually prophecy

    • @Avembe
      @Avembe 5 років тому +108

      oh please ...here we go

    • @TheZenGarden_
      @TheZenGarden_ 5 років тому +162

      @@Avembe
      Genesis 15
      12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him.
      13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed (Deut.28:15-68) shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs (Deut.28:36), and shall serve them (Deut.28:48); and they shall afflict them four hundred years (H.R.1242); 1619 ~ 2019 Jeremiah 30 ~ Jacob's trouble
      14 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, *will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.* Recompense & "Reparations" 2nd Exodus~(Joel 3, Obadiah, Zechariah 2, Isaiah 14, Micah 4, Ezekiel 36)
      Psalm 83
      Yeah! "here we go", is right, we'll be gone soon!!

    • @Avembe
      @Avembe 5 років тому +33

      @@TheZenGarden_ ok...let's just see what happens ...

    • @TheShyrell
      @TheShyrell 5 років тому +7

      Yep

    • @Buzzizoven
      @Buzzizoven 5 років тому +62

      Im a gentile, i just hope i can get into yah’s kingdom and serve him and the israelites

  • @tkjohn885
    @tkjohn885 5 років тому +5

    Excellent job. He's very deep and creative in his approach.

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 3 роки тому +14

    “Fat white girls cryin… ooooh nooo … get off of me… Deanté” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @passerau
    @passerau 5 років тому +6

    That guy is extremely good, so far all the jokes I've heard from him are very clean

    • @flawlessjewels
      @flawlessjewels 2 роки тому

      Exactly. Some comedians aren't funny if they don't curse.

  • @FreddieDe_Grate
    @FreddieDe_Grate 5 років тому +25

    That's a good one brother.....lot of truth in that joke for anyone who "sees"

    • @OtaviaBrown
      @OtaviaBrown 5 років тому +3

      Yesss

    • @OtaviaBrown
      @OtaviaBrown 2 роки тому

      @Dean Gulberry Its so much to explain it would be a deep dive but I would encourage you to do the research on why we are treated so in human and thats because these people know we are a different species we are not of them nor are we of this world we are otherwordly thats why they are always in fear of us

  • @PortiaMonique
    @PortiaMonique 5 років тому +108

    He's AMAZING!!!! I'm ready to go to planet BLAQ BLAQ 😇😋💖

    • @jaywu_chakra9919
      @jaywu_chakra9919 5 років тому +4

      Me 2

    • @orkstark9255
      @orkstark9255 4 роки тому +3

      @Blind Squid Black people would be on the Move On time, Running out the Shawer wet out the house with just Underwear on make it to that Ship🤣

    • @thejamericanexperience2757
      @thejamericanexperience2757 3 роки тому +1

      @@orkstark9255 even the ones on the toilet

    • @kerenpooh5314
      @kerenpooh5314 Місяць тому

      Our planet is literally earth😂 Funfact; human race started in Africa

  • @MazBringsby
    @MazBringsby 5 років тому +3

    He should turn this straight up into a movie. The premise yields so many possibilities.

  • @Loyalfinestrider6386
    @Loyalfinestrider6386 6 місяців тому +6

    Get off of me!…Deontay! 😂😂😂

  • @sphamandlaprestongumede9297
    @sphamandlaprestongumede9297 2 роки тому +5

    Netflix Please give MR Barnes.A Netflix special.He deserves it

  • @sosababy100
    @sosababy100 4 роки тому +4

    Conscious thought is permeating throughout all facets of society... he just dropped a major gem. The ship wont be physical though 👌🏿

  • @bornj16
    @bornj16 2 роки тому +6

    “In tragic news, there will be no more nfl” 😂😂🤣

  • @jordanmeccariello4182
    @jordanmeccariello4182 5 років тому +2

    always watch this dude on my work break, gets me through the day

  • @medvarnusdeshamrmundys
    @medvarnusdeshamrmundys Рік тому +3

    We leaving... Y'all can't come.. I love that line

  • @elonthebass6870
    @elonthebass6870 3 роки тому +3

    He knows how to paint a picture. I can’t think of another comic that possesses such mastery.

  • @lobosolo2884
    @lobosolo2884 3 роки тому +4

    Brother from another planet.

  • @DatNarutoFan
    @DatNarutoFan 4 роки тому +9

    Today the New York Knicks beat the Boston Celtics 15-13 in an overtime nail biter
    The use of subtlety here 👌👌👌

  • @terri6904
    @terri6904 3 роки тому +1

    Greer Barnes is Very Talented - thank you for giving us a good time with great laughs

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 років тому +2

    Yo this shit needs to be a sitcom asap. Its weird this hasn't been a show yet. The premise is hilarious for a comedy show

  • @beautifulleaves8616
    @beautifulleaves8616 6 років тому +20

    Yo I love this dude, like he really got me hoping some black aliens come get us. Yo said "fat white girls be crying" I'm dead.

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King 6 років тому +14

    Instant classic

  • @Isaidthis
    @Isaidthis 6 років тому +50

    Black Blaaak

  • @GardenBandits
    @GardenBandits 5 років тому +2

    Love the sound effects...

  • @rabbitcutie2004
    @rabbitcutie2004 4 роки тому +3

    Comedic "Edris Elba" ♥️😍💋

  • @miosiotoo4991
    @miosiotoo4991 6 років тому +91

    George Clinton was trying to tell us. The mother ship baby Bubba.

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 4 роки тому +6

    We’d also take all the food seasoning with us too

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 3 роки тому +4

    No cap we need a movie about this

  • @Soulofaman
    @Soulofaman 2 роки тому +1

    I am
    Loving every part of this.

  • @pantagruel1066
    @pantagruel1066 Рік тому +1

    One of the funniest guys working these days. I was having a really bad day, now I'm im laughing again.

  • @JuliaHoliday
    @JuliaHoliday 4 роки тому +19

    Y’all ain’t ready to hear this. But this is prophecy.

    • @JustMe-ws2pe
      @JustMe-ws2pe 3 роки тому

      They did..part of it was in the matrix.

  • @dennisborjonmarquez9216
    @dennisborjonmarquez9216 3 роки тому +3

    Yoooo that flying saucer had all of us stuck. I was staring at at his hand like a damn kid.
    "That's a flying saucer..... yep, there it goes....
    (woooosh!!!)
    Me: 😃

  • @nightfox7355
    @nightfox7355 6 років тому +5

    ...can't wait to go home...

  • @ronniebillhicks
    @ronniebillhicks 5 років тому +2

    Dude kills all kinds of good voices/accents, underrated for sure, hope you get your shot bub'!!!!!!!!!!

  • @driziiD
    @driziiD 4 роки тому +2

    funniest comedian i've heard all year. and he seems like a really cool dude!

  • @superstarb3309
    @superstarb3309 6 років тому +5

    "Get off of me" 😂😂😂😂

  • @deuced80
    @deuced80 6 років тому +335

    "They" couldn't even handle the idea of Wakanda! Imagine a sophisticated spacecraft 3x the size of NA showin up to get no one but us while its stated that "they" clearly can't come!? I honestly think "they" would make an attempt to shoot it out the sky on arrival and departure.

    • @brianmartin1665
      @brianmartin1665 6 років тому +17

      Probably so

    • @ajndrewjohnson5335
      @ajndrewjohnson5335 6 років тому +34

      Why u think they beef wit aliens n movie....notice whites always abucted n possessed

    • @keithmckellar9913
      @keithmckellar9913 6 років тому +44

      I don't doubt some assholes would attempt that but here's the thing something three times this size of North America crashing into the ocean or anywhere on planet in general would destroy everything

    • @discipleslim9506
      @discipleslim9506 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @kennethbonney7638
      @kennethbonney7638 6 років тому +70

      😂💯!!! Exactly black panther was just a comic book movie and you had some white people angry as hell as if the place really existed, it was hee-larious!!!

  • @obokiowo9216
    @obokiowo9216 5 років тому +6

    We are coming... 😂

  • @hiramcaraballo2927
    @hiramcaraballo2927 Рік тому +2

    DEONTE!!! DEAD LMAO 🤣 💀 😂

  • @bobbythespaceghost51
    @bobbythespaceghost51 5 років тому +1

    His sound effects prompts vivid comedic visuals. He's pretty fricken brilliant tbh.