Greer Barnes Imagines the Day Black People Leave Earth - This Week at the Comedy Cellar
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- Greer Barnes imagines a future in which black aliens land on Earth and take all the black people back with them to their home planet.
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The aliens drag Uncle Ruckus kicking and screaming onto the ship.
Eman Gamer Oh no. We’re going to leave him, Larry Elder and Ben Carson.
SCSilk 💯
@@SCSilk don't forget jesse lee peterson
Leonidas 024 never heard of him.
Were leaving sheriff David Clarke too
We leavin....... ...... Ya'll can't come
LMFAO!
There is truth to this joke this guy knows what is up
@@HomieDaClown.
Oh, come on man.
nice bye bye
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636
That's the dumbest shit I've read on a UA-cam comments section in a while. Just because you type it in all caps doesn't make it factual.
Am I supposed to miss half the crime good. I hope the aliens know to straighten y'alls from fucked up attitude problem.
His sound effects are on point!
yeah, they sound exactly like an alien spaceship
15-13 in overtime 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He must be a beat boxer in his free time.
Always
sharebeartay It's the only thing good about him.
That Knicks beat Celtics 15-13 in overtime joke always kills me 🤣😭
explain?
@@minor1822basically black people rule major league sports
@@mikehunt3420 I know but why would that mean the knicks can suddenly beat the celtics
@@minor1822fam look at both teams he is referring to …now look at what is the majority of race on each team in the league 😂 there’s ya answer that what he is playing on
@@minor1822 do you get the joke yet or do i need to further explain?
“Swing low sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me hooooome”
Absolutely!
Come on now!
That's a real thing to come... Them folk just don't know it! It's all funny now, but they will see us in a different way here soon! They take for granted our contributions to their everyday present and past life...
Yessir. This joke ain’t random
Can I get a window seat!
That "we leaving" track sound dope af tbh lol
On everything it is lol
Y'all can't come 😆
😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of samurai champloo beatbox track
That God damn boom bap😂😂😂
Fat white girls would be crying!! Man I'm dying over here frfr😂😂😂
Hey, some skinny ones too 😖😜
Asian girls too. They into black guys now.
stryfetc1 There was a shift from white guys to black guys apparently. I've only heard it from a few people 😂.
OH!!
LOL!!!
Why isn’t there more UA-cam clips of him? He’s seriously talented.
Cuz he a og and aint no tape from untaped shows
Lazy?
Because people who speak truth are America’s natural enemy
He was on def comedy jam
@@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 EXACTLY...I haven't come across a bunch, but there are more than just a few of this Idris Elba lookin-assnigga...people just don't want to put in the work to find the answers to their questions!
I don't know why I got extremely excited about him doing the sound of the mother ship taking off at hyper-speed💀
The spaceship doesn't make any sound.. not the huge one I saw that came out of nothing. The sky just opened up like curtains
@@petersellers9897
As the Bible said it rolled back like a scroll!
Can already hear "Swag Surfin' " coming from the loud speakers as the ship takes off😂😂🚀
😂😂😂😂 once u said it I heard it too
Mannn what 😂😂😂
😂😂 i cant unsee that now
I mean, shyt, they were probably the ones that invented rap anyway and merely imported it onto planet Earth.
No no noooo!!!Get off of me!!! DEONTAY!!!😂💯
Kenneth Bonney😭😭😭
12/13/18
😂😂😂😂😂
BBC
😂😂😂😂😂
More like De' aunté
U can't tease us with these fantasies bro, I wanna go to BlaccBlaaaaccck!!
Please leave the jokes to him. It sounds racist when you try to do it. Hope this helps!
Hiker sthu. Moron.
@@elianayisrael82 You shut your racist mouth!
Hiker no, you stfu devil.
@@hiker2742 how is she racist?
That would be an interesting book to read
Or experience to have
Wow
read about the syrians its supposed to be a race of black aliens its actually interesting to read, it is part of conspiracy it was just entertaining to me got me thinking.
Space traders.. from Faces at the Bottom of the Well
@@ABlackGuy10 , are you talking about the Anunnaki?
Y'all are wrong for swinging that camera to that poor girl when he said "Fat White girls" Lmaooo
Oh shit they did do that XD
I had the exact same thought lol
She aint fat tho. She Thiiiiiiicc
Deante! 😭
You damn right she is past me
He knows exactly what he’s saying. Prophetic
If you know you know !🔥✊🏿🔥
15-13 in an overtime, nail biter!!!!😫👍🏾👏🏾😅😄🤣😂
Fat Corey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was really Funny. 😁😂😂😂
Fat Corey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I straight flatlined at that part bro😭😭 perfectly executed indeed🤧
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would stay behind and catch the next ship once I know everything is okay. They got us on ships once before and it didn't turn out so well.
Oh I bet if they killed off a couple hundred thousand whites, asians, latins, arabs, and east indians, before our departure, you'd hop right on!
I love still your comment tho..
Because it's smart.
such an under rated joke haha
exactly bro
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 wth is this comment even so supposed to mean? That black people embrace genocide? That’s a cool theory but that happens to be the HISTORY of white people
LMAO!!!
Idris Elba in the thumbnail
That confused me so I clicked on the video lol
Was about write the same thing 😂😂
Lol that's not him.
Doug Dimmadome that’s who it look
I swear.... 😂😂
This is one of the most brilliant jokes I have ever heard and I wish it was longer.
Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space
ua-cam.com/video/s16YL_yIVoY/v-deo.html
Right! He could go on and on. I wanna hear the rest :(
Why hasn’t Netflix got him a show??!!! This is some of the best I’ve seen in years.
I love how comedians bring dead serious truth in their comedy....
Black people are treated like aliens on this planet so it’d be nice if we could actually escape this fucking hell and go back to our own planet (the home we must have come from) to live in peace.
And the clenching part is most of them don't even know it.
@Dean Gulberry research it like you did to write your last comment.
One if my comments was deleted by UA-cam. I guess truth hurts.
@Dean Gulberry Ethiopians are Cushites. They descend from Ham. One of Noah's sons after the flood. So called Negroes are Shemites. They descend from Shem, one of Noahs sons after the flood. History will have you believe that black people are of African descent however that is not true. Black people or so called Negroes are Isrealites. Abraham, Isaac and Jacob of the scriptures are the forefathers of the chosen people. Black people are the Isrealites of the scriptures. The actual chosen people. If you want, give me your email and I can send you some research info.
I would walk out the door in my draws if the mother ship was waiting.🏃🏃🐎✌✌
Lmfaooo
Steven Duece 😂
lmao fr
Just another ship my brother
@@AK33M yeah the ship home
They need make that into a movie
shut up and take my money!!!
Bro, I would pay a million to see that movie
It is already. Cosmic Slop
kuroi akuma Cosmic Slop! They did!! HBO look it up, it’s good!!
Theres already a movie
He looks like the homeless man in the alley who's actually the gatekeeper to another dimension.
On god
FR probably a lot of them hiding 🌪🌠
😂💯💯💯👍🏾
@@yazajagexactly 💯 😅
🤔... You can't come!
I love how the crowd increasingly gets into the bit, bit by bit. I was cracking up since the beginning of his story (plot, delivery, tone) and listening to the crowd was like watching a download bar increase from 0% to 100%
Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space
ua-cam.com/video/s16YL_yIVoY/v-deo.html
Did he just say “FWG be cryin”? 🤣
😂💯
Crying about Deonte or D'ontay.
@@bierlichen1 nah Jerome
Naw Marcus or Tyrone...
@V Vito it's D'André...or whatever
@1:55 "Get off of me!" Hahaha!!!! I watch this jus for that. And his beats
Greer is a comedy OG his stuff always hits
I LOVE how self aware he is! How he laughs at how silly he is.
When he said: Fat girls would be crying. That's when I had completley lost it.🤣🤣😂😂🤣
I laughed so hard, I nearly choked. And, if the mothership ever does come for us, I’m grabbing my pet cat and my toothbrush and I’m out the door!
Kimberly Robinson 👋🏻👋🏻
I don't blame you.
Cat? Hell nah U trying to have wypipo follow us? Get a space cat foo
@@champureturns227 lmao 🤣
Pet cat as if we didn’t know it was your pet ha
"Fat white girls be crying" kills me everytime lmaoooo
No only white sex girls
Subliminal I get it brother
they laugh but hes not lying, it just shows the greatness of my people
Ignorant
As a black male I approve this.
“15-13 in an overtime nail biter” 😂😂
He's actually speaking truth in a comedic way, if anyone in the knowledge is peeping game.
Yes I know what you talkin about
What?
Exactly what I was thinking... The context and situation has a realness to it. We are not from here..
Yeah he knows the truth
@@vandarrylhampton3779 what do you mean
Please please let planet BlackBlack be real.
I want to go😭😭
Nibiru or planet X. Check out jamal rashad's videos. Very interesting.
where has this man been all my life, I've been looking for new standup for ages
"We leavinnnnn' *beat drop Ya'll can't come... *beat continues"
HAHAHA 😅😅😅
Hes good at sound effects 😅😎
You should hear his ping-pong bit. Or his scuba diving one.
I'm telling you this guy looks like he could be Idris Elba's older brother.. lol
@Spread Love lol.. u probably guess u spread hate. But thanx 4 your opinion ole' wise one..
@Spread Love btw, you've got 659 others below us to respond to who thought the same thing. Take ur time, when trying to guess all their races. lol #MightTakeAWhile
He does favor him
Eric Sanito i thought it was him until i read standup comedian. Though, still clicked to make sure.
He does favor him
I Love This Dude! Super Funny! The Beatboxing Put Me OUT!!! LMAO!!!!
Ray Bradbury wrote a great story back in the 40's about what would happen the day all the black people went off into space. It was excellent.
Facts,now that's a story that needs to be in the movies unlikely or on Broadway,it would be controversial and thought provoking plus brillant
What was it called
Thankyou beautiful
@@Kinobambino "The Other Foot"
@@mannyagrinya1529 thankyouu
I love the fact that he does beatboxing and makes special effects on his own
He's AMAZING!!!! I'm ready to go to planet BLAQ BLAQ 😇😋💖
Me 2
@Blind Squid Black people would be on the Move On time, Running out the Shawer wet out the house with just Underwear on make it to that Ship🤣
@@orkstark9255 even the ones on the toilet
Our planet is literally earth😂 Funfact; human race started in Africa
I’d definitely leave this planet behind if there was a planet called Black Black 👍🏾💯✊🏾
I will be out of the B in a heartbeat
lmao until you find out the people piloting the ship are white... just trying to clean up the streets..
It is but it's called NIBIRU the ships are watching and observing us folks that are not 🤴🏿👸🏿 will turn to zombies due to the radiation of RA and our people swirling will start falling out dead
@@LOLBu don't forget you're sunscreen 😉
same but i would also want to be on planet woman too.
I think most black people, wished for a timeline like this at least once in their lives. It's kind of sad.
You do know that book you called the bible (old testament) actually talks about this right? That's why white people had to go and create their own version called the new testament 🤔
@@MikeTheWeedMan hes an idiot he knows but when it comes to black people they all get insecure , they dont want us to leave lol
XwX the New Testament goes with the Old Testament. Your comment proves you’ve never read it. 🤦🏾♀️
So does the rest of the planet.
White people also wish for this alot
The African noises really had me rolling 😂
I wish he kept going on the aftermath of how white people would respond if that happened. Hilarious!!!!
@Aaron Jones, ...start your own list here, ...(the news would be reporting "DHS fact sheets reveal that Altho the ship left with all the Black people, Strangely Food stamp issuing numbers remain the same. ...now re-calculations are being done on WHO exactly was receiving most Welfare after all" ...(back to you Chad
They'd start killing eachother instead of us
Major US cities would be ghost towns.
White liberals would lose their purpose in life.
Emenen would declared a national treasure.
You could leave bikes outside unlocked.
We would never hear the word ‘LOOTING’ again.
Asian Buffets could actually make a nice profit.
Movies could cast people by their acting skills.
No Juneteenth nonsense.
"in tonight's breaking news, dogs have been granted full citizenship and voting rights. Chad's live on scene to capture this historic moment of the first dog to cast a ballot for president". *Ad for Subaru plays*
He's a fantastic storyteller!
Excellent job. He's very deep and creative in his approach.
While he playing Planet Nibiru is in our galaxy it is a spaceship with melanated species. Pack ya bags folks.
Shit I'm already on the front porch...bags @ hand!
Last time I checked it was parked in the Saturn system. Not sure what Nibiru is waiting on because the time is nigh.
Anunnaki cometh...
How much you wanna bet you're trippin heavy
Can't seem to find more than 3 videos of Greer Barnes. This makes me sad. I want to see more of this man!
Get off of me!…Deontay! 😂😂😂
I kinda got sad with the last Black dude waving ... then slowly being taken up.
It was emotional with the sound effect.
Just hold on baby.
The city-sized airships, will be deployed into this shit sucking planet.
We are outta here!
Yes it was
Greer Barnes is such an underrated comedian. He’s brilliant and unique in discussing topics most comedians can’t touch without either stealing from someone better or sounding like a dinosaur of old cliches.
He's hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣
The world calls them aliens, but they are angels.
#factstho
#readtheholyscripturesofmyancestors
#KINGS
Angels, Demons, Jinns, Aliens, Archons, Reptilians, are all the same. Pay very, very, close attention to words for they are symbols that share a symbiotic relationship between one another. The word Angel, Messenger, and Nagar, are all syndicates of the word Serpent. Perhaps you may have noticed the "NG" existing within each word. I am predicating that the morpheme "NG", symbolically represents the word Naga or Serpent.
[messeNGer] [aNGel] [NGr]
Notice the way that I have expelled the vowels in the word Nagar? The Phonetic methodologies of the ancient cultures were more so often devoid of the vowel systems that are presented in modern times. Why even the very word English conveys the morpheme "NG". Would this not suggest that the word English is somehow interrelated with the words aforementioned?
I believe so...
Upon the study of Morphology, one may discover the reciprocal effects of all words and, could even conclude that all languages have been hijacked by the Reptilians. Many words in the English language are ideograms of the Serpent.
PERSON
SERPON
Can you see the anagram?
adon31997 💯
We wuz Aliens
Low Life we wuzz overdosen on opioids
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 keep going
2:02 the cameraman knew what he was doing LMAO
“Fat white girls cryin… ooooh nooo … get off of me… Deanté” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Get mad if you want but... This is actually prophecy
oh please ...here we go
@@Avembe
Genesis 15
12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him.
13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed (Deut.28:15-68) shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs (Deut.28:36), and shall serve them (Deut.28:48); and they shall afflict them four hundred years (H.R.1242); 1619 ~ 2019 Jeremiah 30 ~ Jacob's trouble
14 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, *will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.* Recompense & "Reparations" 2nd Exodus~(Joel 3, Obadiah, Zechariah 2, Isaiah 14, Micah 4, Ezekiel 36)
Psalm 83
Yeah! "here we go", is right, we'll be gone soon!!
@@TheZenGarden_ ok...let's just see what happens ...
Yep
Im a gentile, i just hope i can get into yah’s kingdom and serve him and the israelites
Yo I love this dude, like he really got me hoping some black aliens come get us. Yo said "fat white girls be crying" I'm dead.
That guy is extremely good, so far all the jokes I've heard from him are very clean
Exactly. Some comedians aren't funny if they don't curse.
He has been in the game a long time. He deserves a Netflix special!
That's a good one brother.....lot of truth in that joke for anyone who "sees"
Yesss
@Dean Gulberry Its so much to explain it would be a deep dive but I would encourage you to do the research on why we are treated so in human and thats because these people know we are a different species we are not of them nor are we of this world we are otherwordly thats why they are always in fear of us
Damn...this is actually biblical
Lavi Judah look😂😂
Quam Yarsharala! I was just saying the same thing. This Ach has been reading. Peace and blessings from t'town Alabama.
Shalawam Achyem
@Kelly Peace. There are no 'black' people in the bible. The bible speaks of prophecy in which the children of Israel who obeyed the laws, commandments and statutes of the bible in the spirit of 'Christ' are rewarded for their actions. They receive a new world and a righteous new world order under 'Christ'. Peace and blessings
No, this is clever and intentionally funny, neither of which apply to the bible.
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see
Coming for to carry me home?
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home
I WANNA RIIIIDE
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 me too
George Clinton was trying to tell us. The mother ship baby Bubba.
Miosioto O swing down i wanna ride
Miosioto O Don’t forget the movie it was on HBO Cosmic Slop!!
@@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739
Let me riiide
This guy has the best jokes I've ever heard. I've been listening to comedians for about two years straight and this dude is my fave
I watch this once every three months, true Legend 😂
He should turn this straight up into a movie. The premise yields so many possibilities.
“In tragic news, there will be no more nfl” 😂😂🤣
Yoooo that flying saucer had all of us stuck. I was staring at at his hand like a damn kid.
"That's a flying saucer..... yep, there it goes....
(woooosh!!!)
Me: 😃
always watch this dude on my work break, gets me through the day
I am
Loving every part of this.
Instant classic
Netflix Please give MR Barnes.A Netflix special.He deserves it
Today the New York Knicks beat the Boston Celtics 15-13 in an overtime nail biter
The use of subtlety here 👌👌👌
Greer Barnes is Very Talented - thank you for giving us a good time with great laughs
I just found Greer a couple weeks ago. He uses issues some find offensive to make jokes that makes people laugh and I hope to make a nice living. He deserves it. I wish we all could be more like this.
Black Blaaak
He knows how to paint a picture. I can’t think of another comic that possesses such mastery.
We’d also take all the food seasoning with us too
Dude kills all kinds of good voices/accents, underrated for sure, hope you get your shot bub'!!!!!!!!!!
Love the sound effects...
"Get off of me" 😂😂😂😂
😂
We leaving... Y'all can't come.. I love that line
Comedic "Edris Elba" ♥️😍💋
His sound effects prompts vivid comedic visuals. He's pretty fricken brilliant tbh.
That was hilarious! Never heard of him before, but glad I found his comedy.
It's a cookbook!!!
“To Serve Man”--???❤❤❤
“To Serve Man”--???
@@Butterfly-og5bh
Bingo!
It's always a cookbook.
In other news hip-hop is no longer. It'll now be called, grunge pop..
😂😂😂
Y’all ain’t ready to hear this. But this is prophecy.
They did..part of it was in the matrix.
One of the funniest guys working these days. I was having a really bad day, now I'm im laughing again.
his laugh at the end gets me everytime
That day is coming it might sound like a joke but my great grandmother told me this
Shiiiit I guess it's about to go down then
What did she say exactly?1
Ohhh . Tea .. So long, and thanks for all the fish..
@@quanishadavis708 Can’t say too much 🤫
Brother from another planet.
Give this man anything he wants !!!! Most brilliant and beautiful work since Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Sadly tho if all Black People left the planet it would break my heart....sooooo many great gifts would be gone; art, music, comedy, wisdom, science, love, courage, compassion, the list goes on forever....think about it humans Mr. Greer is EXACTLY CORRECT !!!!!
Thank You Mr. Greer 🌷💜
7A we contributed a lot to science foolish crackkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaa
1:07. The beatbox is crazy. I met him and told him I kept replaying the beat for weeks.
I said you was nice with the beats back in the days. Wasn't you? He laughed and said yeah yeah lol
funniest comedian i've heard all year. and he seems like a really cool dude!