Psych Ward Application

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  • Опубліковано 8 лис 2024

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  • @_PRISM_
    @_PRISM_ Місяць тому +63

    I play this game like a rat who learned Tetris, hording grains of rice for the winter

  • @elevatei8
    @elevatei8 Місяць тому +88

    sometimes i let scavs touch my tummy so i can hear my pmc moan

  • @chokeslammed
    @chokeslammed Місяць тому +51

    can you pause the video guys i need to pee

    • @removo1048
      @removo1048 Місяць тому +4

      sorry i lost the remote

  • @sargis_02
    @sargis_02 Місяць тому +9

    smartest decision I ever made was deleting tarkov

  • @MrAquaElements
    @MrAquaElements Місяць тому +14

    Amazing, i will need more water

  • @tiihii1024
    @tiihii1024 Місяць тому +3

    6:00 tagilla just had to get the last few squirts out 😢

  • @dwfc775
    @dwfc775 Місяць тому +16

    Hello, this is Elizabeth from the Bloomfield Psychological Wellness Foundation. Your psych ward application has been validated and accepted. After evaluating your video, we have determined to send an ambulance to pick you up as it may be a risk to have you arrive on your own. In a few hours, you will be brought to your room. You will be staying in room 309 in the north wing of our facility. You will be kept there indefinitely. Feel free to ask us any questions before the ambulance arrives for pick up and we hope you enjoy your stay!

    • @count_chunkula9723
      @count_chunkula9723 Місяць тому +4

      bad loot spawns in that room

    • @dwfc775
      @dwfc775 Місяць тому +1

      @@count_chunkula9723 That shit actually had me dying lmao.

    • @guardrailhitter
      @guardrailhitter Місяць тому +1

      Room 309 key doesn't even sell for 10k to therapist let alone the flea market absolute scam

    • @dwfc775
      @dwfc775 Місяць тому

      @@guardrailhitter You're both joining him the our facilities. Your stay will also be indefinite.

    • @guardrailhitter
      @guardrailhitter Місяць тому

      @@dwfc775 what room am i in

  • @nilsflugel879
    @nilsflugel879 Місяць тому +1

    Your videos are peak man don´t stop

  • @sargis_02
    @sargis_02 Місяць тому +1

    7:23 the writing on the wall says "are you not afraid?"

  • @lorenzoferralasco8869
    @lorenzoferralasco8869 Місяць тому +2

    5:56 it'd be nice if BSG added recoil to the bot's guns

  • @KaptnKrunch
    @KaptnKrunch Місяць тому +9

    Seeing my screencap being used as a thumbnail and then appearing in my recommended thanks to the algorithm is like prophecy, I feel.

    • @JarkusMarkus
      @JarkusMarkus  Місяць тому +2

      I have no clue how you even managed to discover that in game

    • @KaptnKrunch
      @KaptnKrunch Місяць тому +6

      @@JarkusMarkus labs at 3AM makes your brain devolve and come up with devious concoctions and I happened to loot a fuck ton of Hawk gunpowders

  • @CanofSprats
    @CanofSprats Місяць тому +12

    She escape on my from til I tarkov

  • @MunchinKrunchin
    @MunchinKrunchin Місяць тому +1

    This split second Yamcha pose after nuking Tagilla with an impact nade made me bust out laughing for some reason

  • @Ozz2021
    @Ozz2021 Місяць тому +1

    i cannot wait for the forever winter psyche ward application

  • @DerptekofGoochland
    @DerptekofGoochland Місяць тому +5

    tarking off my pants for this one

  • @incompetencelogistics8924
    @incompetencelogistics8924 Місяць тому +5

    3:20 escape from poltergeist

  • @simbaboom8
    @simbaboom8 Місяць тому +1

    VAMOOOOOOSSSS JARK MARK #1 FANNNNN

  • @gmclucy
    @gmclucy Місяць тому +3

    Diabolical thumbnail

  • @travelfarr11318
    @travelfarr11318 Місяць тому +1

    Water. I need some water. Water. Water. Damn, I need to drink. I need some water. Water.

  • @Zhuk-zc8es
    @Zhuk-zc8es Місяць тому +1

    Your application to the psych ward has been accepted.

  • @like30pencils
    @like30pencils Місяць тому +1

    You're doing gods work dude, mvp of the friend group fo sho.

  • @mouricecheeks5215
    @mouricecheeks5215 Місяць тому +12

    who up jarking they mark?

  • @atomicanachronism8849
    @atomicanachronism8849 Місяць тому +1

    the voices are getting louder 😛

  • @ranger_1472
    @ranger_1472 Місяць тому +1

    You should get on talk tuah podcast

  • @skagroogle5747
    @skagroogle5747 Місяць тому +2

    it's all over the screen jark

  • @chadwickbossman8803
    @chadwickbossman8803 Місяць тому +2

    escape from jarkov

  • @Boubungus_
    @Boubungus_ Місяць тому +1

    Jark is love jark is life…

  • @asd-km2hf
    @asd-km2hf Місяць тому +3

    Thank you for that shoreline clip. It activated my almonds.

  • @MsZsc
    @MsZsc Місяць тому +1

    who needs childhood trauma when you have nikita

  • @MegaJackolope
    @MegaJackolope Місяць тому +4

    I've escaped Tarkov. I will be playing Deadlock until I ruin my life, so at least for a few weeks.

  • @thecommandant341
    @thecommandant341 Місяць тому +2

    what instead of escape from tarkov it was escape from freakov

  • @grendilgrendil
    @grendilgrendil Місяць тому +1

    What a week to finally quit jarking.

  • @compl3x225
    @compl3x225 Місяць тому +1

    All my homies hate shoreline a.k.a. running sim

  • @zorange7749
    @zorange7749 Місяць тому +1

    Jarking off with this later

  • @incomprehensiblekerfuffle
    @incomprehensiblekerfuffle Місяць тому +1

    Hawktuahh

  • @BreamBrain
    @BreamBrain Місяць тому +2

    he right about interchange tho, that shit is bloons

  • @kiitos8426
    @kiitos8426 Місяць тому +2

    this is so brave of you

  • @MooMs.
    @MooMs. Місяць тому +1

    avg tarkov experience

  • @thedrain9328
    @thedrain9328 Місяць тому +1

    Why is the footage zoomed in slightly
    I need some water

    • @thedrain9328
      @thedrain9328 Місяць тому

      oh is it because you have some pve footage in there

    • @JarkusMarkus
      @JarkusMarkus  Місяць тому

      i zoom to get rid of HUD and so yall dont have to squint

  • @johnvanjohnson8577
    @johnvanjohnson8577 Місяць тому +2

    This might be controversial, but i might pause the video to drink some water

  • @skar0
    @skar0 Місяць тому +1

    just finished watching this video 👍

  • @Toothydeere
    @Toothydeere Місяць тому +1

    thumbnail is peak brainrot
    edit: "Tarkov just scratches an itch no other game can scratch"
    The gameplay they're talking about: 2:40 4:44

  • @lilchipo
    @lilchipo Місяць тому +1

    What in gods name is that VSK my brother in christ LMAO

    • @JarkusMarkus
      @JarkusMarkus  Місяць тому +1

      A deformed relic I now keep on my weapon stand

    • @lilchipo
      @lilchipo Місяць тому +1

      @@JarkusMarkus also breh, i just wanted to thank you for these videos mang, ive started editing together my tarkov videos and ive taken inspiration from you. KEEP IT UP G!!

  • @monkey212
    @monkey212 Місяць тому

    Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mark… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. You did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "LING LING, LING LING" Not only have you changed the game of Tarkov and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Mark. 🥰

    • @JarkusMarkus
      @JarkusMarkus  Місяць тому

      Thank you, I am very scared

    • @Boubungus_
      @Boubungus_ Місяць тому

      💯🔥🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵💥🐬🐬🥴🥴🤯‼️‼️‼️

  • @XanthousDiavolo
    @XanthousDiavolo Місяць тому +1

    poggers has entered the chat

  • @bluebarryking6474
    @bluebarryking6474 Місяць тому

    I Jarked my Mark so hard to this one

  • @seuchenvater5687
    @seuchenvater5687 Місяць тому +1

    are you guys alter ego european evil resala gang?

  • @jake1173
    @jake1173 Місяць тому +1

    Erm what the ohio

  • @AKK5I
    @AKK5I Місяць тому +1

    schizo tarkov best tarkov

  • @whoo7132
    @whoo7132 Місяць тому +1

    Jark goon may I ask for those postfx settings they look absolutely immaculate thank you in advance

    • @JarkusMarkus
      @JarkusMarkus  Місяць тому

      Brightness - 36
      Saturation - 31
      Clarity - 82
      Colorfulness - 100
      Luma Sharpen - 10
      Adaptive Sharpen - 3
      Color grading - Cognac (0 intensity)
      Color Blind - None

    • @whoo7132
      @whoo7132 Місяць тому

      @@JarkusMarkus inshallah your days will be blessed thank you

  • @eupok918
    @eupok918 Місяць тому +1

    gamer god

  • @cloudx845
    @cloudx845 Місяць тому

    Who up jarking it

  • @lolpl0000
    @lolpl0000 Місяць тому +1

    banger

  • @capi6204
    @capi6204 Місяць тому +2

    game shouldnt exist

  • @GrEeCe_MnKy
    @GrEeCe_MnKy Місяць тому

    Get a life

  • @Rents-Ch
    @Rents-Ch Місяць тому +1

    Submitted my application, now I gotta go to the lob-bot-the-mie (lobotomy)
    Can wait :D, I'll let you guys know how it goes
    👍👍👍