Hello, this is Elizabeth from the Bloomfield Psychological Wellness Foundation. Your psych ward application has been validated and accepted. After evaluating your video, we have determined to send an ambulance to pick you up as it may be a risk to have you arrive on your own. In a few hours, you will be brought to your room. You will be staying in room 309 in the north wing of our facility. You will be kept there indefinitely. Feel free to ask us any questions before the ambulance arrives for pick up and we hope you enjoy your stay!
@@JarkusMarkus also breh, i just wanted to thank you for these videos mang, ive started editing together my tarkov videos and ive taken inspiration from you. KEEP IT UP G!!
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mark… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. You did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "LING LING, LING LING" Not only have you changed the game of Tarkov and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Mark. 🥰
I play this game like a rat who learned Tetris, hording grains of rice for the winter
This is sufficient
sometimes i let scavs touch my tummy so i can hear my pmc moan
ayo??
I wish, I could unsee this comment.
you need to upload an application yourself
💀
Same.
can you pause the video guys i need to pee
sorry i lost the remote
smartest decision I ever made was deleting tarkov
accurate yes
Amazing, i will need more water
6:00 tagilla just had to get the last few squirts out 😢
Hello, this is Elizabeth from the Bloomfield Psychological Wellness Foundation. Your psych ward application has been validated and accepted. After evaluating your video, we have determined to send an ambulance to pick you up as it may be a risk to have you arrive on your own. In a few hours, you will be brought to your room. You will be staying in room 309 in the north wing of our facility. You will be kept there indefinitely. Feel free to ask us any questions before the ambulance arrives for pick up and we hope you enjoy your stay!
bad loot spawns in that room
@@count_chunkula9723 That shit actually had me dying lmao.
Room 309 key doesn't even sell for 10k to therapist let alone the flea market absolute scam
@@guardrailhitter You're both joining him the our facilities. Your stay will also be indefinite.
@@dwfc775 what room am i in
Your videos are peak man don´t stop
7:23 the writing on the wall says "are you not afraid?"
5:56 it'd be nice if BSG added recoil to the bot's guns
Seeing my screencap being used as a thumbnail and then appearing in my recommended thanks to the algorithm is like prophecy, I feel.
I have no clue how you even managed to discover that in game
@@JarkusMarkus labs at 3AM makes your brain devolve and come up with devious concoctions and I happened to loot a fuck ton of Hawk gunpowders
She escape on my from til I tarkov
mmm sprats
Lemme taste you
This split second Yamcha pose after nuking Tagilla with an impact nade made me bust out laughing for some reason
i cannot wait for the forever winter psyche ward application
tarking off my pants for this one
3:20 escape from poltergeist
VAMOOOOOOSSSS JARK MARK #1 FANNNNN
Diabolical thumbnail
Water. I need some water. Water. Water. Damn, I need to drink. I need some water. Water.
Your application to the psych ward has been accepted.
You're doing gods work dude, mvp of the friend group fo sho.
who up jarking they mark?
the voices are getting louder 😛
You should get on talk tuah podcast
it's all over the screen jark
escape from jarkov
Jark is love jark is life…
Thank you for that shoreline clip. It activated my almonds.
who needs childhood trauma when you have nikita
I've escaped Tarkov. I will be playing Deadlock until I ruin my life, so at least for a few weeks.
what instead of escape from tarkov it was escape from freakov
What a week to finally quit jarking.
All my homies hate shoreline a.k.a. running sim
Jarking off with this later
Hawktuahh
he right about interchange tho, that shit is bloons
this is so brave of you
avg tarkov experience
Why is the footage zoomed in slightly
I need some water
oh is it because you have some pve footage in there
i zoom to get rid of HUD and so yall dont have to squint
This might be controversial, but i might pause the video to drink some water
just finished watching this video 👍
thumbnail is peak brainrot
edit: "Tarkov just scratches an itch no other game can scratch"
The gameplay they're talking about: 2:40 4:44
What in gods name is that VSK my brother in christ LMAO
A deformed relic I now keep on my weapon stand
@@JarkusMarkus also breh, i just wanted to thank you for these videos mang, ive started editing together my tarkov videos and ive taken inspiration from you. KEEP IT UP G!!
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mark… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. You did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "LING LING, LING LING" Not only have you changed the game of Tarkov and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Mark. 🥰
Thank you, I am very scared
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poggers has entered the chat
I Jarked my Mark so hard to this one
are you guys alter ego european evil resala gang?
I wouldn't say evil
Erm what the ohio
schizo tarkov best tarkov
Jark goon may I ask for those postfx settings they look absolutely immaculate thank you in advance
Brightness - 36
Saturation - 31
Clarity - 82
Colorfulness - 100
Luma Sharpen - 10
Adaptive Sharpen - 3
Color grading - Cognac (0 intensity)
Color Blind - None
@@JarkusMarkus inshallah your days will be blessed thank you
gamer god
Who up jarking it
banger
game shouldnt exist
Get a life
Submitted my application, now I gotta go to the lob-bot-the-mie (lobotomy)
Can wait :D, I'll let you guys know how it goes
👍👍👍