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  • @Bully437
    @Bully437 2 роки тому +1213

    “Yes I love being grounded
    Everybody who’s been grounded “ oh yea I love being grounded”

  • @nestamura6580
    @nestamura6580 2 роки тому +545

    “Let’s take a vacation to Detroit.” I feel that 😂

    • @yes.its.elijah
      @yes.its.elijah 2 роки тому +13

      Bro I took a vacation to Detroit. I was that bad……

    • @queefinspector69
      @queefinspector69 2 роки тому +5

      @aku cinta Kamu,,,💧 I love Detroit I used to live there

    • @adzkebabz7278
      @adzkebabz7278 2 роки тому +11

      Eminem: 👁️👄👁️

    • @michaelbailey8620
      @michaelbailey8620 2 роки тому +8

      the only times people go to detroit is to see a sports team play

    • @animalia_144
      @animalia_144 2 роки тому +5

      Whats wring with Detroit?

  • @SKOLnews
    @SKOLnews 2 роки тому +109

    “Lets go on a vacation to Detroit” - Jared Goff

  • @NickTassier
    @NickTassier 2 роки тому +67

    I died laughing as soon as he said French montana 💀

  • @phoenix331
    @phoenix331 2 роки тому +560

    “Yes, I got fired! Now I don’t have to work anymore!”

    • @kingwright1082
      @kingwright1082 2 роки тому +6

      Actually if you quit it’s like a two week notice so maybe

    • @glennrichards3252
      @glennrichards3252 2 роки тому

      Oh how do knowhave you been fired???

    • @shawnna1398
      @shawnna1398 2 роки тому +4

      Well at least he looked on the bright side don’t have to go to work

    • @TheReal_Jonny
      @TheReal_Jonny 2 роки тому +1

      I would say this

    • @nuclear_marshmelloe
      @nuclear_marshmelloe 2 роки тому

      Actually, when some people wanna quit they purposely get fired because when YOU quit u don't get anything but when THEY fire u than they have to pay u cuz then people might work hard but get fired at the last moment and all there work is wasted

  • @coppercan2949
    @coppercan2949 2 роки тому +3

    When I was young, my mom said that I wanted to be a garbage man

  • @CurrentlylikeTDS
    @CurrentlylikeTDS 2 роки тому +114

    U forgor: "Oh there's an ad? *Let me NOT skip it!"*

    • @zancre1079
      @zancre1079 2 роки тому +3

      ive done that before for movie trailers...

    • @Seekygamingbruh
      @Seekygamingbruh 2 роки тому +3

      People who watch the super bowl like it

    • @SgaFanEditz
      @SgaFanEditz 2 роки тому +1

      Forgor

    • @noahurrutia9019
      @noahurrutia9019 2 роки тому +2

      I found a 60 hour long ad thank God it was skipable

    • @Stebingee
      @Stebingee Рік тому

      I only don’t skip adds on exercise vids because my stomach died and is trying to recover

  • @Sword338
    @Sword338 2 роки тому +3

    'Lets go on a Vacation to detroit' and 'Let's go bro my mom just grounded me, I love being grounded!!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Amirhaskidss
    @Amirhaskidss 2 роки тому +287

    "let's go on a vacation to Detroit"
    Dinosaurs: sup

    • @MarblesPredictFooty
      @MarblesPredictFooty 2 роки тому +7

      Sup bro

    • @Asp3ctz
      @Asp3ctz 2 роки тому +8

      I live in detroit
      Ive seen some things

    • @alexcaruso1365
      @alexcaruso1365 2 роки тому +1

      @@Asp3ctz same. Have you seen the flying black n***as

    • @transgender_algaria
      @transgender_algaria 2 роки тому +3

      @@Asp3ctz have you seen a t-Rex yet there in Detroit

    • @Asp3ctz
      @Asp3ctz 2 роки тому +2

      @@transgender_algaria Ive seen every dinosaur species

  • @untalentedDegenerate
    @untalentedDegenerate 2 роки тому +269

    You forgot
    “An advertisement! Let me actually take down the number that’s given and call them”

  • @Tutomajaria256
    @Tutomajaria256 2 роки тому +12

    i remember someone said they want to be a garbage man to me once and they weren’t joking lol
    also the avacado part

  • @alexandermaresov4257
    @alexandermaresov4257 2 роки тому +7

    Things never said before:
    "My favorite artist is Adolf Hitler"

  • @Engm4tic
    @Engm4tic 2 роки тому +284

    “Let’s go my dad left to go get milk I love it when he does that!”

    • @simplyNKH
      @simplyNKH 2 роки тому +3

      Didn't he only do that once

    • @sawyerread1155
      @sawyerread1155 2 роки тому +2

      @@simplyNKH no he comes back for some money every so often and then we magically run out of milk and then he goes and gets some

    • @simplyNKH
      @simplyNKH 2 роки тому

      @@sawyerread1155 ahh I see. I never like it when he argues with the mom and starts beating her.

    • @monkegaming6416
      @monkegaming6416 2 роки тому +2

      Jellybean fans be like

    • @simplyNKH
      @simplyNKH 2 роки тому

      @@monkegaming6416 they don't even have a dad

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 2 роки тому +14

    *"My favorite content creator is That Vegan Teacher."*

    • @Holy_HandGrenade
      @Holy_HandGrenade 2 роки тому

      @aku cinta Kamu,,,💧 2 things.
      1. This is a joke, right?
      2. What are you even saying?

    • @DarthSkril
      @DarthSkril 2 роки тому

      @@Holy_HandGrenade its a bot lol

    • @Evatyl
      @Evatyl 2 роки тому

      @@Holy_HandGrenade thats a bot my boy

    • @Holy_HandGrenade
      @Holy_HandGrenade 2 роки тому

      @@Evatyl o

    • @Holy_HandGrenade
      @Holy_HandGrenade 2 роки тому

      @@Evatyl I forgor they exist

  • @phoenix331
    @phoenix331 2 роки тому +10

    “I love being grounded!”
    - My dad’s impression of me whenever I get in trouble

  • @theratastic3
    @theratastic3 2 роки тому +3

    I've only been out of Ohio a couple times and those time I went to Detroit 😂

  • @thatonejellydonut210
    @thatonejellydonut210 2 роки тому +3

    Thank God this series is back, it was one of my favorites

  • @hankj.wimbleton6357
    @hankj.wimbleton6357 2 роки тому +4

    “Let’s go on a vacation to Detroit!”
    Me: k bet

  • @GDTANQR
    @GDTANQR 2 роки тому +1

    The last one is me when I’m mad af

  • @okaymario
    @okaymario 2 роки тому +59

    “Things no one has said before:”
    * Proceeds to say everything no one has said before *

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 2 роки тому +1

      Wtf are The replies 💀

    • @okaymario
      @okaymario 2 роки тому

      yeah ikr

    • @MrCactuss
      @MrCactuss 2 роки тому +6

      @aku cinta Kamu,,,💧 damn I must have alzeihmers because I can't seem to remember asking

    • @Spy1330
      @Spy1330 2 роки тому +4

      That's the whole point of the video

    • @fredericchopin6445
      @fredericchopin6445 2 роки тому +4

      huh?

  • @Kai_Shin1725
    @Kai_Shin1725 2 роки тому +42

    Dylan: “my favorite artist is French Montana”
    Me: who the fuck is French Montana 💀

    • @Tuzzi2z
      @Tuzzi2z 2 роки тому

      Funny thing is I know his son

    • @EpicNinja-pn6bv
      @EpicNinja-pn6bv 2 роки тому +1

      French Montano made welcome to the larty

    • @EpicNinja-pn6bv
      @EpicNinja-pn6bv 2 роки тому

      Party

    • @zacknewton1064
      @zacknewton1064 2 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @AJ-hr3df
      @AJ-hr3df 2 роки тому

      @@EpicNinja-pn6bv the one time lil pump is good tho so like🤣

  • @luccioagogo8051
    @luccioagogo8051 Рік тому

    Honestly,there are many people who say they love being grounded because then they might not be punished because the parents think they like it,but they want him to hate it.
    Better then 0%

  • @geezersage751
    @geezersage751 Рік тому +1

    The last one would be teachers pet so she could just stay in her room to study

  • @zacknewton1064
    @zacknewton1064 2 роки тому +15

    What about “Bro let’s go! I got homework, I love homework!”

  • @lullyland3875
    @lullyland3875 2 роки тому +228

    You forgot:
    OMG ADS!! Kids, I can’t make it to your hockey in a footy field today I have to stay home to watch ads 😃
    Edit: really didn’t expect this to blow up within 4 days
    Ty 😁

    • @kairavpatel1392
      @kairavpatel1392 2 роки тому +1

      I like ads ☺️

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture2812
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture2812 2 роки тому

      *Yo yo yo my g don't do the reading of my name ples bro*

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 2 роки тому

      What

    • @overtheedge654
      @overtheedge654 2 роки тому +3

      @@kairavpatel1392 *fbi we got him* MOVE MOVE MOVE

    • @animalia_144
      @animalia_144 2 роки тому

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture2812 if u dont want us to read ur name then dont comment
      I am pretty sure no one will even read ur crapy name 😒😒

  • @tsealeoTheGoat
    @tsealeoTheGoat Рік тому +1

    i could actually see someone saying all these things possibly except the last one lmao

  • @danteedud4724
    @danteedud4724 2 роки тому +1

    I once saw a kid in my class say to my teacher "I wanna be a garbage man because I would get paid alot more that you"

  • @hiilikepizza3197
    @hiilikepizza3197 2 роки тому +25

    “pngtubers make high quality content”

    • @miskylisky
      @miskylisky 2 роки тому +1

      Bro what links did you press?

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 2 роки тому

      @@miskylisky don't tell me you were the ones who clicked the link

    • @miskylisky
      @miskylisky 2 роки тому

      @@frozenturbo8623 I Ain’t clicking no IP Grabber links bro

  • @cash6302
    @cash6302 2 роки тому +42

    what’s your dream job dylan- “ I wanna be a fvcking garbage man “

    • @cash6302
      @cash6302 2 роки тому +1

      @JdogsEditz 😂

    • @christianurberg6139
      @christianurberg6139 2 роки тому

      @JdogsEditz when I was 5 all I wanted to be was a garbage man

    • @christianurberg6139
      @christianurberg6139 2 роки тому

      @JdogsEditz I appreciate it

    • @jaredmaloney6704
      @jaredmaloney6704 2 роки тому

      I want to drive garbage trucks to, like at school when the other kids are applying for scholarships to college scenes were in high school but I plan on getting my cdl class b with the air brake endorsement so I can drive garbage trucks

  • @Zakkarycourtney
    @Zakkarycourtney 2 роки тому

    I love how the last one was the only one I have never heard before

  • @shiloh2959
    @shiloh2959 2 роки тому +1

    When I was younger I genuinely wanted to be a garbage man for like 25% of my childhood.

  • @YeepsHoodNemer
    @YeepsHoodNemer 2 роки тому +6

    “Let’s go to Detroit”
    Me: “welcome”

  • @adzkebabz7278
    @adzkebabz7278 2 роки тому +4

    "Let's go on [holiday] to Detroit"
    Eminem: You dont want Mums Spaghetti then 😑

  • @sambodkin7581
    @sambodkin7581 2 роки тому

    “Let’s go on a vacation to Detroit” 😂😂😂

  • @voltaicheese9168
    @voltaicheese9168 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: according to scientist's, everying you say has been said before because there have been many generations and billions of people so the chance that no one has said that before is 0.000000001% :)

  • @Starblowgaming
    @Starblowgaming 2 роки тому +7

    “Whats my favorite food, I am gonna have to go with avocados”🤣

    • @ToastyV0
      @ToastyV0 Рік тому +1

      BRO I LOVE AVOCADOS PLUS THEY GO GREAT ON ME

  • @StarsAreBright
    @StarsAreBright Рік тому +5

    That last one is something we've all said, but never meant.

  • @unbalancefn
    @unbalancefn 2 роки тому +2

    “Who’s my favorite artist?”
    Me: Adolf Hitler

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings 2 роки тому +1

    My stepdad lives in Detroit, and sent me a picture of his house after he got home from work, someone stole his damn roof! U rlly CAN’T have shit in Detroit 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @WaltersShorts
    @WaltersShorts 2 роки тому +3

    🤣

  • @Dripakuma
    @Dripakuma 2 роки тому +3

    #nerfminer

  • @calebthampan8125
    @calebthampan8125 2 роки тому +1

    When I was young my dream job was a garbage man💀💀💀💀 I thought they were the best lmao😂😂

  • @Edgar_Hoods
    @Edgar_Hoods 2 роки тому +1

    My dad likes the Detroit Lions, and says that he would like to head up there sometime.

  • @PocketProblemzz
    @PocketProblemzz 2 роки тому

    As a person who actually went on vacation in Detroit that hit hard

  • @murderousduck727
    @murderousduck727 2 роки тому

    Introverts on the last one: I beg to differ

  • @VLKYRI
    @VLKYRI 2 роки тому

    “Who’s my favorite artist?”
    I expected him to say someone else.. he hated shoes and had a silly mustache.

  • @redude08
    @redude08 Рік тому

    POV: you pause to look at something outside of youtube and you're in for a rude awakening as soon as you look back 💀

  • @Tinnerito
    @Tinnerito 2 роки тому +1

    When my older brother was a kid, he wanted to be a garbage truck driver as a dream job😂

  • @KAI-pr8ld
    @KAI-pr8ld 2 роки тому +1

    The last one is me😂🤣♥️

  • @Raamo238
    @Raamo238 2 роки тому +1

    the quite kid:when i grow up i wanna be your mamas man

  • @mallow2429
    @mallow2429 2 роки тому +1

    “My favorite composer? Machine gun kelly.”

  • @sk88881
    @sk88881 2 роки тому

    As someone born in Detroit
    This is 100% true

  • @LordX4B
    @LordX4B 2 роки тому

    You forgot one *”Let’s go another ad to watch I wonder how to infinitely get these”*

  • @Splynyx
    @Splynyx 2 роки тому

    3 shorts, 1 day. “A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one”

  • @mochisprite9779
    @mochisprite9779 2 роки тому

    I actually like being grounded bc I'm an introvert, and when my parents take everyone else somewhere I get to be alone for a while

  • @Philips1946
    @Philips1946 2 роки тому

    “Mario is obviously faster than sonic.”
    *famous last words*

  • @waffle20
    @waffle20 2 роки тому

    the detroit one hit hard

  • @totallynotme2462
    @totallynotme2462 2 роки тому

    "I wanna be a garbage man"
    bro this man is literally living in my walls

  • @saggingjuggler5382
    @saggingjuggler5382 2 роки тому

    Me in kindergarten "I wanna be a trash man"
    I took this personally lol

  • @JonasRodgers
    @JonasRodgers 2 роки тому +1

    POV: you said all of these afterwards so that you are the first

  • @vibinzey
    @vibinzey 2 роки тому +2

    whos my favorite artist? French Montana
    bro just destoryed mans career

  • @muhammadumer2200
    @muhammadumer2200 Рік тому

    Introverts hearing the last one...

  • @Itsnotmebutitsyou
    @Itsnotmebutitsyou 2 роки тому

    “Yes I love being grounded”
    ,the introvert

  • @roguecloud9700
    @roguecloud9700 2 роки тому

    “I love being grounded”
    Introverts:

  • @monkeyelskinny3958
    @monkeyelskinny3958 2 роки тому

    That detroit part made laugh

  • @nynlax
    @nynlax 2 роки тому +2

    "let's go on a vacation to detroit" fakest shit I've ever heard 💀💀

  • @grygoriiovsianikov6671
    @grygoriiovsianikov6671 Рік тому

    The avocados one feels like an attack

  • @whaleuu
    @whaleuu 2 роки тому

    You just made history your the first person to say these things good job

  • @unl1m1tedzooba16
    @unl1m1tedzooba16 2 роки тому

    In DWK, Greg Heffley said his back up job is a Garbage Man. lol

  • @sportsstuff8902
    @sportsstuff8902 2 роки тому +1

    bro i’ve wanted to be a garbage man before bc i wanna hang in the back of the truck and avocados are bussin

  • @Military1235
    @Military1235 2 роки тому +1

    Tom Brady: I took that personal

  • @Ethan-ce1nw
    @Ethan-ce1nw 2 роки тому +1

    Funniest thing is when I was 5 I wanted to be a trash guy for my job 😂

  • @nounouys1159
    @nounouys1159 11 місяців тому

    As someone who lives near Detroit I can prove that is true

  • @thedebater4980
    @thedebater4980 Рік тому

    Sid from toystory: I want to be a garbage man

  • @handyscroll2305
    @handyscroll2305 Рік тому

    nah homie really said he wanted to go on death row for vacation

  • @user-ck6zs2uk8d
    @user-ck6zs2uk8d 2 роки тому

    BRUH WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN I REMEMBER THAT ONE KID WANTED TO BE A GARBEGMAN AND HE WANTED A VACUME FOR HIS BIRTHDAY 😂

  • @logananimationstudios9087
    @logananimationstudios9087 2 роки тому

    Greg from Diary Of A Wimpy kid said in one of the books that he actually wouldn't mind being a garbage truck driver.

  • @imnotyami3165
    @imnotyami3165 2 роки тому

    "i wanna be a garbage man"
    When the teacher laughs but realises u will still make more than the average teacher 🛐

  • @zachariyahawasli6454
    @zachariyahawasli6454 2 роки тому

    I live in Detroit and I am not offended at all I am actually pleased that someone finally realizes that Michigan is the most boring, dull, irrelevant, and grey state in America

  • @Everypersonevertoexist
    @Everypersonevertoexist Рік тому

    Dylan: "No one want to be a garbage man." Zack Greinkie: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

  • @cptfish602
    @cptfish602 Рік тому +1

    Bro minus the minimum wage, being a garbage man would be sweet. Think of it this way
    It's a Sunday mornin and your buddies are with you in the truck, your hanging off the side of the truck with one arm, blasting sick music, and whipping out swanky garbage collecting tricks. Sounds like the Sunday dream to me

  • @nach3845
    @nach3845 2 роки тому

    ok ngl i love being grounded keeps me away from the weird neighbour kid

  • @duckyelliot
    @duckyelliot 2 роки тому

    “Oh man, lets go! I cant wait to eat some of my favorite food, black licorice!”

  • @chickown
    @chickown 2 роки тому +1

    Please don't delete "Technoblade never dies." He might have lost the battle but he won the war. he'll always be remembered.

  • @speedstudios711
    @speedstudios711 2 роки тому

    It’s funny because I have family who live near Detroit so I come and visit time to time and also go to Detroit 😂

  • @ts_wither7872
    @ts_wither7872 2 роки тому

    the first one was actually my dream when i was just 6 💀

  • @ducks_meme_hub
    @ducks_meme_hub 2 роки тому

    And another one: I just love it when my mom pulls the plug on my xbox when I’m in the middle of a game that hasn’t autosaved

  • @chrislainez8392
    @chrislainez8392 2 роки тому +1

    I kid u not, some dude at my school said that he wants to be a garbage man, I’m not even lying 😂

  • @yadielgarcia9843
    @yadielgarcia9843 2 роки тому +1

    When i was in 4th grade my teacher said her classmate wanted to be a garbage woman because she thought she would only have to work only once a weak

  • @insta_commenter21
    @insta_commenter21 Рік тому

    "Let's leave my Jordans outside since I heard Detroit sounds safe"

  • @TedsterProdz
    @TedsterProdz 2 роки тому

    The Detroit one hurts

  • @yoyo1158
    @yoyo1158 Рік тому

    Meanwhile, in Detroit: *silence with dinosaur roars*

  • @Ravvv952
    @Ravvv952 2 роки тому

    One year in my class some boy said he wanted to be a garbage man and everyone started laughing 💀

  • @glidn.27
    @glidn.27 2 роки тому

    the last one could just be some sarcastic person

  • @elephant7534
    @elephant7534 2 роки тому

    The beef with Detroit never ends

  • @L1M.L4M
    @L1M.L4M 2 роки тому

    "What's my favorite artist? Uhh... Adolf Hitler."

  • @Peachy1621
    @Peachy1621 Рік тому

    "What's my favorite artist? French montana"

  • @indiansk1cs2
    @indiansk1cs2 Рік тому +1

    "I love being grounded!" Me: reverse psychology big brain moment

  • @keysmith8889
    @keysmith8889 2 роки тому

    Plot twist: they don't like hanging out with your friends so they don't have to deal with them

  • @windieeditors
    @windieeditors Рік тому

    the Detroit stray is getting personal