Im sorry but the way the cop asks where are you from and her genuinely responding with "the kingdom" is possibly the most wild shit ever, if i got that as a response from someone i would probably just short circuit
@@TheMaabusAdmiralsir arthur lookin a little different than the history books depicted, though maybe I just didnt pay enough attention in history class idk
Whaaaa?! I didn't even know this was a thing! Good Lord. Does it look like somewhere between meth and shrooms kind of high? I wanna go search for videos of that now!
Its 2025 and sometimes a good old "what in tarnation " is all you can say to a situation this baffling. No other response would convey the sheer level of enbafflementedness
I was on the cops' side until that moment 😅 then I realized the whole video was all around unlikeable people, the thief was just the most unlikable and also a criminal I do give the cop credit for asking her not to cuss tho. There were kids there, come on.
@@zacharyconfer1828 eh I think he was just having a sense of humor about it. She was being insufferable the entire time so I can't really blame him for cracking a joke or two
@@Bonavire when you look at the American police force as a whole, his readiness to say that, even if it doesn't indicate he's a bad person himself, is still indicative of a history of abuse that he's making light of being on the advantageous end of. That line wouldn't make any sense if they didn't have a history of tasing people already apprehended just for fun, in this example.
Biking cops are actually very important, they're typically the only one patrolling the city and they can get places way faster than if they were just hanging at the station, and you also have to be in good shape
@@jellybeanboy I’m not saying Bike cops can’t be good people or good cops or not useful but like come on…the outfit, the thought of them having to chase a criminal on a bike…you can’t make it not funny
inteding to pay with apple pay but showing up and continuing to shop with your phone dead is like meaning to pay with cash or card and leaving your wallet at home, what kind of insanity is this
She isn't Floridian, just like most people here. Actual Floridians are far outnumbered by transplants from elsewhere, who were run out of places like Ohio and Wisconsin.
@@rita2774 wrong. Do they have a Florida Birth Certificate? No? Then they're a transplant. A transplant isn't an immigrant, genius. They're different words for a reason. How is it that this Floridian understands the English language better than yourself?
And this is why I didn't last more than nine months in retail. 😅 I had an aggressive customer threaten a female coworker of mine, and I jumped the counter and chased him out of the store. My manager HAD to fire me, but he met me at the bar later that same day and gave me an envelope full of cash everyone else had chipped in to cover two week's pay for me. He then bought me dinner and drinks, and told me he had contacted his banker brother-in-law about a loan for the business I wanted to start. I wound up going from a job I hated to owning a business, all because I went ape on a guy who had a big mouth. 😅 Best bad decision of my life.
11.54 so shes only been in America for two weeks (cough allegedly cough) yet has multiple class action lawsuits against various establishments? I also love how she's blatantly just coming out and saying that she does this all the time at various places with no shame lol.
I still can't bring myself to take one. While I wouldn't know how. I also just don't need one. Sounded fun but I suppose now that I'm older it sounds embarrassing
@@gehenna2148 I need to use one cause I have trouble walking for long periods (standing causes me intense pain after like 2 minutes). Its awkward at first cause people do stare and it doesn't help that there are people like this woman making us all look bad 😢 I know im "young and should be able to walk", tell that to my body!
This lady is the typical customer tripped out customer at Dollar Tree lol I’ve got a guy like her that comes in every day and steals cuz he claims that he telepathically pays for it 😂
I love how bold that creature was! Her stories are on par with "run ronnie, run!" The kind of person that does this shit on the regular and has somehow stayed below the radar of the public lol. The meth is powerful with this one 😂
11:55 "Please! Jesus Christ, can some f*cking UA-camr or something just come over here and pay for the soup! Please, God, get us out of this loop!" Charlie can't help but make fire raps, it's in his blood now.
“Just let me park my bike right in the middle of the entrance area real quick, ma’am. Then once I’ve taken up that space, we can see about this alleged soup.. this is serious”
She reminds me of Xavier in Logan, when he starts reciting the Taco Bell commercial "The new quesalupa from Taco Bell! Get it with chicken! Get it with steak! And with the cheese back right in the shell, it's the next big thing! Go now while supplies last!" Except here she's just spamming references faster than people on twitter jump to conclusions about someone saying they like something
no no no, you guys dont get it, she's speaking so fast that the plebians (us) are unable to understand her kinda like when mordecai and rigby became too smart for people to understand
As an ex publix deli employee, you'd be SHOCKED at how common this interaction over stolen soup is. We would have people drink from the fuckin ladles and act shocked when we'd get pissed and call the cops
Did my cats slip me acid when I wasn't looking? Asking because It's only the 3 of us here and I cannot figure out wtf I just watched 😅 It was like a weird trip. I rewound, slowed it down, and tried lip reading, but it STILL didn't make any friggin sense 🤪
I'd be requesting that. And I'm underweight lol. I somehow have not been arrested so luckily haven't had to deal with handcuffs. Even though I brought pellet gun to school and shoplifted over $1000.. though I'm sure if they checked the cameras instead of taking a kid at their word... they caught me for a snack when literally "yesterday" I had taken over $100 in merchandise. I was a kid, I literally just walked out holding it all
I deal with people like this DAILY, I’d say they were a druggie when younger or are still doing them because that’s exactly how every single person I’ve ever talked with who is or was a druggie or had the misfortune of being around. They are all just so so crazy and very paranoid. We have a woman who we call the ‘Mermaid Lady’ cuz she fully believes she is Ariel and she’s on the run from the ‘ Sea Witch’ she screams and runs around in our public bathrooms, tearing apart the paper dispensers or worse she starts cussing and screaming if anybody says hi to her or looks her way.shes been in and out of jail for years 🤷🏻♀️
There was a lady in the city near here who was in a wheelchair and would deliberately stop in the middle of the road just so she could flip out on anyone who wanted to help or cars who tried to drive past her. She would also wait at bus stops just so she could scream at the drivers and accuse them of things I won't even repeat here. Turns out she was in that state after years of hard drug abuse when younger and honestly it's sad as hell. It got to the point where people would actively stop people from trying to help her as it was always a trap. She finally got arrested when she literally threw herself out of her chair at someone and bit her multiple times because she asked if she needed help. Don't do drugs kids it ain't worth it.
@@mrb6088that sounds horrible!! We had a woman similiar who drove a motor scooter, she would drive on the highway, drive over in front of cars, go into the stores and cry and demand free food. She was 80 years old, and she was banned from most businesses because she would start fights. She ran into the glass doors at our store and broke them, she ran over two kids with her scooter in the parking lot and she would sing about Jesus and angels for hours at the top of her lungs. She finally got out into a care facility but she was an extremely hard drug user and suffered lots of abuse and just turned out to be such a terrible person. It makes me so sad it’s scary how drugs can alter a persons entire being for the worse.
We had a lady like this that would yell and scream like that and once I just went up to her and said "Get out." And she started to scream at me and I said "GET OUT!!!!" and she said "I'm sorry...." And she left
"WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW"
"I'M AT SOUP"
So glad Codement lives on through soup memes
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!
I thought of that too lol
@@Haze083 I MEAN I'M AT THE SOUP STORE.
wish i could gold star this comment
When a skinwalker tries to shoplift and hasn't properly learned human speech yet.
it's getting close, it just needs to learn to put spaces between it's words.
🤣🤣🤣
She speaks like someone watched a meme compilation and absorbed it into her vocabulary.
She is a living meme
She honestly sounds like xqc
this is what watching 5 minutes of youtube short will do to you
Now you see kids, this is what Brain Rot does to you
All Australians that heard it clearly please like
Im sorry but the way the cop asks where are you from and her genuinely responding with "the kingdom" is possibly the most wild shit ever, if i got that as a response from someone i would probably just short circuit
The officer didn't realize he was speaking with one of the knights of the Round Table
@@TheMaabusAdmiralsir arthur lookin a little different than the history books depicted, though maybe I just didnt pay enough attention in history class idk
If that were me I'd quietly lean back like "Ah... So meth it is..."
Definitely thought she was talking about “The Kingdom of God” at first 😂
@@Dickiesmall oh for sure me to but then she did like a 180 and sent another shockwave of confusion through the audience lmao
Thats unironically what someone high on Benadryl sounds like
Yup, it’s not pretty 😭
Whaaaa?! I didn't even know this was a thing! Good Lord. Does it look like somewhere between meth and shrooms kind of high? I wanna go search for videos of that now!
Honestly she’s more coherent than someone off a Benny
LMFAO😭😭
@@KnockedupNoutsomewhere between meth and shrooms?? wtf 😂
Its 2025 and sometimes a good old "what in tarnation " is all you can say to a situation this baffling. No other response would convey the sheer level of enbafflementedness
I’m convinced Charlie has a formal education in goofy insults and phrases of disbelief.
"What in tarnation" is one of the best southern phrases along with "bless your heart"
I feel like this'll be this year's "batshit insane lucid" moment like how the pedo-mobile was last year.
"they're gonna taze me"
"nooo you're in handcuffs they don't like it when we do that" he sounds disappointed that he's not allowed to 😭
I loved that line too 😅
I was on the cops' side until that moment 😅 then I realized the whole video was all around unlikeable people, the thief was just the most unlikable and also a criminal
I do give the cop credit for asking her not to cuss tho. There were kids there, come on.
@@zacharyconfer1828 eh I think he was just having a sense of humor about it. She was being insufferable the entire time so I can't really blame him for cracking a joke or two
@@Bonavire when you look at the American police force as a whole, his readiness to say that, even if it doesn't indicate he's a bad person himself, is still indicative of a history of abuse that he's making light of being on the advantageous end of.
That line wouldn't make any sense if they didn't have a history of tasing people already apprehended just for fun, in this example.
@@zacharyconfer1828 ever heard of a joke
8:49 love how both people behind the counter pointed away to each other’s checkout because neither of them want to deal with the women
😂 immaculate detail
They don't get paid enough for this
*woman. Thank GOD there was only the one. Can you IMAGINE??? lawd
That’s time traveling soup lady. She shows up every few decades to stock up on soup.
Lady’s speaking simlish
Faxx
Goated comment 🔥
That's what I'm saying, or more so that's what I was thinking too
"It's not an accent, it's a disability" Goddamn Charlie with the burns 😂
Simlish is way more sophisticated than the gibberish she was speaking
I half expected her to be buying clothes at soup. Instead she’s just buying soup, in the soup store
You know it's serious when they call on the bike Patrol
Bike cop was in over his head
@SynthRockViking luckily he wore his helmet that day! He rolled up there, ready to bust the soup bandit and wound up swimming in crazy stew!
Biking cops are actually very important, they're typically the only one patrolling the city and they can get places way faster than if they were just hanging at the station, and you also have to be in good shape
@@jellybeanboythey also look gay asf
@@jellybeanboy I’m not saying Bike cops can’t be good people or good cops or not useful but like come on…the outfit, the thought of them having to chase a criminal on a bike…you can’t make it not funny
She's speaking in proper Floridian
Charlie's Floridian
But hes not speakint proper@@Glitchy_evilvic
Get over yourself dude
I'm a born and raised Floridian, and I couldn't understand a bit of that Boomhauer nonsense. There's too much banjo in that voice to be Florida.
Majority of Florida arrest videos are from out of staters (drunk old tourists and college idiots)
inteding to pay with apple pay but showing up and continuing to shop with your phone dead is like meaning to pay with cash or card and leaving your wallet at home, what kind of insanity is this
I mean she's clearly insane in general
Whoever it was in chat who said she’s a Rockstar plant for GTAVI made me laugh way harder than I expected to for this video
This is the person AI learned to speak from
I love this comment
She was high on soup 🤣
15:35 she's like a Phoenix Wright culprit, when she is getting caught in a lie she starts malfunctioning
ace attorney breakdown ass woman
I love how charlie is from florida and doesn't even understand her strange dialect. It must be a secluded tribe she is a part of.
She isn't Floridian, just like most people here. Actual Floridians are far outnumbered by transplants from elsewhere, who were run out of places like Ohio and Wisconsin.
@@SkunkApe407hot take, people that live in Florida are Floridians. Not transplants like they’re not from the same country 😂
She said she's from Kingdom and that she's only been in usa for 2 weeks and might get deported. So by kingdom, i'm guessing here that she's from UK.
@@rita2774 wrong. Do they have a Florida Birth Certificate? No? Then they're a transplant. A transplant isn't an immigrant, genius. They're different words for a reason.
How is it that this Floridian understands the English language better than yourself?
@@prebenkul no accent. She's not a Brit.
"No it would put me at................ 77 actually"
What’s crazy is it checks out. The bodycam says it was 2023 - 1946 = 77 😮
this lady absolutely needs to be put in gta 6. We need to make sure it happens.
15:46 lololol "hide yo kids, hide yo wife...." im dead
She is stuck in 2016
Career retail guy here, the worker's agony is having to not laugh in front of the customer.
Yeah I mean he doesn't wanna be there, but he's also trying so hard not to laugh
And this is why I didn't last more than nine months in retail. 😅 I had an aggressive customer threaten a female coworker of mine, and I jumped the counter and chased him out of the store. My manager HAD to fire me, but he met me at the bar later that same day and gave me an envelope full of cash everyone else had chipped in to cover two week's pay for me. He then bought me dinner and drinks, and told me he had contacted his banker brother-in-law about a loan for the business I wanted to start. I wound up going from a job I hated to owning a business, all because I went ape on a guy who had a big mouth. 😅 Best bad decision of my life.
She's speaking XQC's native language, Moon Glyphs.
"Trolling for soup": the C.Y Nasty story.
"Officer just pay for my soup" 😭😭😭😭😭
Every time I see cops on bicycles I immediately think of 21 jump street 😂
“And you know this mannnn” Legendary reference lmao , that took me out. This lady is a legend for all the wrong reasons
I’ve been watching Friday over and over for the last 2 days, when she said that I thought I somehow got laced
I swear to god I about lost my shit when she pulled out the Smokey “and you know this, maneeeee” on the cop
11.54 so shes only been in America for two weeks (cough allegedly cough) yet has multiple class action lawsuits against various establishments?
I also love how she's blatantly just coming out and saying that she does this all the time at various places with no shame lol.
it's incredible that that creature and I are technically the same species.
Do you also live in the same nation, pardon me, kingdom, as this entity?
Good news is they probably don't vote because, you know, Monarchy.
Always the people in the motorized carts that don't need to be in one
I use them sometimes when it's hard to walk in a store for me, it's super irritating seeing people abuse them
I still can't bring myself to take one. While I wouldn't know how. I also just don't need one. Sounded fun but I suppose now that I'm older it sounds embarrassing
Its ok those carts are considered DEIA theyll be removed by TRump soon
@@gehenna2148 I need to use one cause I have trouble walking for long periods (standing causes me intense pain after like 2 minutes). Its awkward at first cause people do stare and it doesn't help that there are people like this woman making us all look bad 😢 I know im "young and should be able to walk", tell that to my body!
Bro this is main channel worthy
That video is a transcriptionist's nightmare.
the officer at 14:49 looked over at his buddy and couldn't help himself lol
This lady is the typical customer tripped out customer at Dollar Tree lol I’ve got a guy like her that comes in every day and steals cuz he claims that he telepathically pays for it 😂
They got the 21 jump street bike patrol to arrest a soup stealer.
shes trying to contamintate food she cant pay for in hopes that theyll just give it to her. amazing.
I legit thought I had a stroke when she started talking
I love how bold that creature was! Her stories are on par with "run ronnie, run!" The kind of person that does this shit on the regular and has somehow stayed below the radar of the public lol. The meth is powerful with this one 😂
11:49 she hit him with that smokey from Friday "and you Know This Maan"
11:55 "Please! Jesus Christ, can some f*cking UA-camr or something just come over here and pay for the soup! Please, God, get us out of this loop!"
Charlie can't help but make fire raps, it's in his blood now.
This lady can’t afford soup, what makes her think she can afford a lawyer for any kind of a lawsuit??
So... she said she needs her phone to pay with apple pay, but also you cant take her phone because they'll steal it... this woman has dementia.
“Just let me park my bike right in the middle of the entrance area real quick, ma’am. Then once I’ve taken up that space, we can see about this alleged soup.. this is serious”
When charlie mentioned her being a GTA character it clicked. I cant wait for the Soup Heist side mission
I knew a lady like this back when I was a kid. She ran a pit bull puppy mill and gave me beer in her garage.
9:34
If she takes her phone, that puts her DNA on it as the last person to possess the phone and possession is 90% "legally" Binding.😂😂
Believe it or not this is what sign language sounds like
She reminds me of Xavier in Logan, when he starts reciting the Taco Bell commercial
"The new quesalupa from Taco Bell! Get it with chicken! Get it with steak! And with the cheese back right in the shell, it's the next big thing! Go now while supplies last!"
Except here she's just spamming references faster than people on twitter jump to conclusions about someone saying they like something
Looks like someone is hallucinating at Publix
Stuck in a soup loop. The horror!
I just don’t understand how some people’s brains work 😭 and what does one need so much soup for?
no no no, you guys dont get it, she's speaking so fast that the plebians (us) are unable to understand her kinda like when mordecai and rigby became too smart for people to understand
Tru
Maybe instead of soup she drank rig-juice lol
She dont need all that soup if she need 2 handcuffs to be arrested.
She can understand Boomhauer
somebody find this ladys soundcloud i need to know what she is putting out 😭😭
the soundcloud is in her head, this person is a schizophrenic
FLORIDA SOUP THIEF SITUATION IS CRAZY
This is how I imagine the first versions of AI/Android's/replicants will talk before they adapt and assimilate
I worked in a Publix deli. That soup is such a pain in the ass to keep up with...
15:12 I believe the word you're looking for is "Auctioneer"
The captions on this video are absolutely insane
you cant hear voices because some genius decided to include a filter to quieten the ambiance, which can also cause this crap to happen.
As an ex publix deli employee, you'd be SHOCKED at how common this interaction over stolen soup is. We would have people drink from the fuckin ladles and act shocked when we'd get pissed and call the cops
genuinely killed me when she turned into a fucking auctioneer at the end😭
It's like she's trying to hide her identity somehow by wearing sunglasses, a hat, and a cloth under the hat. And her weird responses.
Just a regular day at a local Walmart.
She never had any intention of paying for any of that 😂 NO SOUP FOR YOU 😅
I lost this gamble watching this before my coffee
never seen such a coherent incoherent person before
Sorry, I have to do it……NO SOUP FOR YOU!
NEXT!!
"Her vocal cords are fried"
Got me for some reason. 😂
the way the girl talks sounds exactly like the adults from peanuts
Did my cats slip me acid when I wasn't looking? Asking because It's only the 3 of us here and I cannot figure out wtf I just watched 😅 It was like a weird trip. I rewound, slowed it down, and tried lip reading, but it STILL didn't make any friggin sense 🤪
00:59 that’s exactly what I said😭
first time i see someone with my name in the news and it’s for cyber farting
Groundhog Day but you have to keep dealing with this woman over and over
Everything she speaks i question if I'm having a stroke holy hell
I’ve seen this clip so many times on various channels and it never gets old 😂
She sounds like Boomhauer from King of the Hill!🤣🤣🤣
“Not a car dealer, a car auction”
What are words? What is language?! As soon as this woman started flapping her gums I felt myself falling into the abyss of illiteracy.
Yessss! Buff and Ken did a video on it too haha
The first one who knows how to deal with cops.
"What Universe is this creature from?" Florida, don't you live there? It's standard
Having to use TWO handcuffs connected together is crazy
I'd be requesting that. And I'm underweight lol. I somehow have not been arrested so luckily haven't had to deal with handcuffs. Even though I brought pellet gun to school and shoplifted over $1000.. though I'm sure if they checked the cameras instead of taking a kid at their word... they caught me for a snack when literally "yesterday" I had taken over $100 in merchandise. I was a kid, I literally just walked out holding it all
@sabagecabage7828 yeah I just reported you to the authorities buddy wee woo wee woo
@@sabagecabage7828bro is just admitting to crimes
@@sabagecabage7828depending on the store they wait until it’s a felony. you’re an idiot. pay for your shit
@@sabagecabage7828 i just reported you to the authorities wee woo wee woo wee woo
careful, she has a mech
That is MD2020 & a lack of lithium! CYNASTY? I AM DYIN'! 2/18/47
bro my head started hurting after watching this
She sounds like how non-English speakers probably hear us.
I deal with people like this DAILY, I’d say they were a druggie when younger or are still doing them because that’s exactly how every single person I’ve ever talked with who is or was a druggie or had the misfortune of being around. They are all just so so crazy and very paranoid. We have a woman who we call the ‘Mermaid Lady’ cuz she fully believes she is Ariel and she’s on the run from the ‘ Sea Witch’ she screams and runs around in our public bathrooms, tearing apart the paper dispensers or worse she starts cussing and screaming if anybody says hi to her or looks her way.shes been in and out of jail for years 🤷🏻♀️
There was a lady in the city near here who was in a wheelchair and would deliberately stop in the middle of the road just so she could flip out on anyone who wanted to help or cars who tried to drive past her.
She would also wait at bus stops just so she could scream at the drivers and accuse them of things I won't even repeat here. Turns out she was in that state after years of hard drug abuse when younger and honestly it's sad as hell. It got to the point where people would actively stop people from trying to help her as it was always a trap. She finally got arrested when she literally threw herself out of her chair at someone and bit her multiple times because she asked if she needed help.
Don't do drugs kids it ain't worth it.
@@mrb6088that sounds horrible!! We had a woman similiar who drove a motor scooter, she would drive on the highway, drive over in front of cars, go into the stores and cry and demand free food. She was 80 years old, and she was banned from most businesses because she would start fights. She ran into the glass doors at our store and broke them, she ran over two kids with her scooter in the parking lot and she would sing about Jesus and angels for hours at the top of her lungs. She finally got out into a care facility but she was an extremely hard drug user and suffered lots of abuse and just turned out to be such a terrible person. It makes me so sad it’s scary how drugs can alter a persons entire being for the worse.
We had a lady like this that would yell and scream like that and once I just went up to her and said "Get out." And she started to scream at me and I said "GET OUT!!!!" and she said "I'm sorry...." And she left
@@mrb6088we had a lady like that. The crazy teen boy in our city actually hit her with his truck.
Just finished this video recently
Feel like the algorithm has us in sync
Has someone done the Soup Elon joke yet?
Yes?
Right, I'll get my coat.
She talks like the Swedish chef or Charlie browns teacher
Running ads a minute in is crazy work
Boomhauer's californian cousin
I'm too from Guyana. I can vouch for her she is legit 77yrs old from the Kingdom.
I got rubber pockets installed in my jacket so I can steal soup!!
I live in oral and have the chance to see this being IRL… I hope I never do bc my nerves could never, the officers have WAY more patience than I do.
At time mark 14:30, you will see something surprising...She has a Tramp Stamp... 77 yr old woman with a Tramp Stamp. Thanks Charlie.