I cringed so hard when that cook started yellling at her for simply walking in and saying 2.5 words...they are so detached from reality they dont realize how people communicate in food service jobs lol...
Ikr!? If any of my former co workers did that they'd be fired and that stuff would kill the restaurants business and reputation as this is somewhat a small city and word gets around.
So, I i was walking my dog yesterday and a group of JW men pulled up beside me. The older brother in the passenger's seat rolled down the window and said, "that's a nice dog." I said "thank you." Then he said, "would you like to know what the Bible says about that?" What?!?!?! That was the weakest, most disingenuous conversation starter I've ever heard in my life, (especially since I was a MS before I stopped going to the Hall). I just cut him off and said, "thanks, but my family are Witnesses and my father is an elder. I'm good."
It happened to me with a family member invited to a nice meal to be converted, unfortunately they were very confused as they met with someone who studied the Bible scholarly.
Who coffee shop scene is disgusting. I am a barista and we would make regulars get well cards. We love them very much, and even a stranger would just let you have caloffee in an emergency. Great video.
They all speak as if they educating toddlers. I quote a lady don't recall her name. " I work in a special education with children with profound disabilities and if I even spoke to them the way Stephen Lett speaks to his audience my superiors would immediately remove me for being way too condescending "
22:50 really pissed me off 😡. I have seen witnesses give their whole lives to this organization and dump them when they get old. They barely get a visit when in nursing homes or hospitals. The kicker is when they tell these poor elderly people to go back and ask the same relatives they were told to shun for help. Bastards...
I’m not sure what they do as a charity I’m currently homeless and already other Church charities are helping me with food! Ive been told they only help their own ???
It's even sadder that the lady singing couldn't have an actual career for her voice and share it with the whole world. Instead, just sing gospel to bring money into the corporation
It's also typical Narcissistic Projection. They will make others out to be the very thing that they themselves are but will never admit to being. Narcissists need an "Enemy/Bad Guy" in order to feel Vindicated or Validated. They focus ideas of Fault and Failures Outward towards others, in order to avoid looking Inward at their own lacking and feelings of Insecurity.
I agree. But...portraying God as some evil, uncaring monster isn't right either. They're blaming HIM because some narcissistic, bullying tyrants are using Him to exploit & control others. And that's really not fair. I'm a Christian and there is nothing wrong with that. Ok so ya hate the WT-- fine. But are these videos REALLY to educate others or are they being used to bash God because YOU let yourselves be controlled by idiots?
5:55 ahh..... as you said, could there not be the act of kindness without a hidden agenda? I left another cult like the JWs and this could have been "us", jumping in to take the opportunity to evangelize. When I left 8 months ago, one of the BEST things is that I can talk and act to people freely and authentic again. It feels great. Kindness is back to being kindness without agenda. That feels so good. And as you said - I experienced much goodness of non-religious people too. I am still in the phase of being angry and feeling so sad about organised religion. Thank you for your videos.
Happemed to me twice in USA last year . I had just arrived in USA and my UK card had been cancelled . The cashier in Target paid for it $27. Also I had overspent a voucher and someone paid the $9. As my wallet was in car . None were JW’s .. I’ve also helped people in similar situations. It’s not exclusive to JWs
@@thomassmart2790 I once had a Non-JW stranger secretly choose to pay for my lunch. And yet, In all of the 12 1/2 yrs I was involved in that Cult, not once did Any JW show charity or compassion toward me and cover any of my expenses or losses. JWs are the most SELFISH and EGOTISTICAL people I've ever known. If they ever do or offer to do something for you; Know that their Narcissistic Egos have some kind of Agenda or that They are seeing themselves as something wonderful that they are not.
Reminds me of what George Carlin once said: "Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But he loves you. "
That coffee scene definitely pulled out the eye roll and the cringe face. This is why JWs need therapy after leaving. We viewed the world through such a horrible lens
Hey so I’ve enjoyed your content for a while now, around the age of 14 I started drifting away from the congregation, by 16 I was somewhat upset with wasting so many opportunities, and now at 18 I just want to be done with Witnesses. Your content is wonderful but I feel that I need to put the past behind me and watching ex-JW videos isn’t good for me since all I really want is to move on. Thank you for all the wonderful content and helping me through my deconversion.
As someone who works in hospitality - there’s almost a zero percent chance a barista wouldn’t be understanding about someone needing to pay later. CRINGE. CRINGE. CRINGE.
I was born in,and the slur "worldly"still represents a negative connotation to me. When my JW parents are impressed by the way I am a good marriage partner,and they tell me I am a good theocratic wife.
Even before Cart Witnessing, that was the typical behaviour of JWs, going back decades. Do as little as humanly possible, in ways least visible to other JWs, but count it as being a HUGE sacrifice of time and effort for Jehovah on your monthly reports. Hope for multiple "Not at home" and "Not interested" doors, so that you don't have to engage in real conversations or defend your indoctrinated beliefs to others(because, deep inside, you know it is all Cult malarkey). Count the minutes between knocking on first door and going to the coffee shop; keeping it less than half an hr. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♂️😉😂😂
I had a few books from the 40/50/60's extra in my collection, which I wanted to give away to my fellow Jay dupes or donate them to the library at our hall back in the late 2000's. No dice, better get rid of that old light!... they told me! Made me furious (on the inside)! I mean literature from around the time my granddad smuggled that 💩 and put his life/freedom in danger for! Them people put their ass on the line - and now that "more precious than gold" or any treasure of this world printed waste paper - was worth diddly squad!!! But those experiences left a few more cracks in the shiny glossy veneer of the WT cage I was trapped it. It's all so fake and phony - yet they even put lives in serious danger for that bullshit. 😵🤢🤮
I pretty much quit high school when i was 16. I had always been near the top of my classes, and my dad actually wanted me to go to college for at least 2 years, but i knew better, i knew the world was ending soon so why put in any work? "Ride out these last days" seemed easy and cheap. 35 years later I'm still doing the same thing. I literally have nightmares about going to college and when i wake up in that weird state of mind it actually takes me a couple of minutes to remember I'm not in any college. Pretty much every day i regret that and it's not like my dad would've been deleted as an elder or anything, he'd pretty much stopped going to meetings by the time i was in high school and knew better for me than i did, but jehoover had to give first for me. Idiotic videos, i can't believe they're still putting education down. Even Mormons have esteemed universities.
Same age as you here, buddy. I also was convinced to believe and make the same "shit" choices. Thankfully, I managed to get some professional education after three years of 'pioneering', which taught me..... the organisation respects only rich and educated ones (only which they need ;-) ). I'm still upset about how I could stay indoctrinated so long(I faded after the astonishing "Royal Commission"). At least I raise my sons differently- they would have more choices, and I will always support their freedom. Please be happy with your current freedom and do not dwell on regrets- freedom is much better than illusionary dreams- whatever "time" is left for us. It may be short or long enough- but at least living the reality. That does not necessarily mean we WANT to live immoral lives (as Watchtower claims). They want to look perfect- when they aren't.
JW's always love to make it look like theyre the only ones that will help someone out. With something as small as a bagel and coffee. Mr Beast: Am I a joke to you?
@@watchtowernofuture4516 Me neither. But as we know JWs do see charity as something as wasting time and energy since THE END IS NIGH!! And charities run by other religious groups than them are always run by the devil himself in their world view.
They are trying so hard and desperately trying to make the “worldly” people as if all are unstable, all evil. Yeah she helped her only to recruit her. So it’s not to truly help someone simply because they want too. The teen life videos are the worst!!
I thought I was too jaded to cringe at watchtower propaganda. But I lost the challenge when the woman tried to get a job from the soup nazi from a Seinfeld episode. Nobody acts like that, I've seen more kind generosity from "worldly" people than I've seen from witnesses
Another good video. Reg: 6:08 - About once every month or so, *I pay for someone's meal* at a fast-food *drive-thru.* (Whoever is in the vehicle behind me). They *never see me* and I never really see them. And I definitely don't do it to 'brown-nose' an *invisible sky daddy.* I just do it because it *makes me feel good.* And maybe it *brightens their day a little.* Not only am I *not a JW....* I'm a freaking *ATHEIST ;-)* Religions in general have to prey on your *emotions and vulnerabilities* to make you think you *can't survive without them.*
12:42 "unexpectedly, I finished at the TOP of my class" .... why did they need to put "UNEXPECTEDLY" in there? Is it because JWs are discouraged from striving for excellence at ANYthing non-god related?
Yep. There was a caleb and sophia cartoon where sophia was shown wanting to get an A on her paper and be congratulated by the teacher for doing well in school. It was shown as a bad thing: giving into worldly desires instead of focusing on watchtower goals. No JW should want to excel in school. Just do enough to get a trade job where you can support your pioneering.
Jesus: ate with sinners and tax collectors as a means to call them to repent, taught God showed people the same mercy that those people shown others, told the people explicitly to feed the hungry and clothe the poor, etc. JW governing body: we don't do this at our church, but we are the True Faith.
Ohhh, look at him flashing those Masonic hand triangles at 3:46. 🤮 9:43 … WTF? 69? Proof they like it. 😲🍌 😛🌮 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That 2 coins song literally made my cat & I doze off.
Ugh the two small coins! My husband agreed the story is Jesus condemning the religious leaders asking for the houses of the widows but he refuses to see the ramifications of the GB purposefully pushing a false interpretation. So frustrated.
why does all of their media showcase how miserable they are in order to serve Jehovah? i mean, if I was making propaganda I'd at least try to make it seem appealing.
Me after my sourdough didn't rise the way I wanted it to, but I'm still eating the whole loaf because it's warm and I'm a peasant: "This bread is RUINED." 😂
7:57 Isn’t it moreso that “there’s no atheist in a fox hole”? That trauma and suffering increase a person’s propensity to religious and magical thinking? And that it’s actually privilege and the freedom to sit down and think that inclines one towards atheism or non-denominational theism?
5:55 j-dubs wouldn't pay a buck for a poor fellow believer but they would lecture you if you dare to buy a 1 dollar mac coffee at break from preaching because: you can't afford it, dear, you have to live within your limits...🤬
Jehovah: "NOOOOO! Isaac sent that girl in his Biology class a text! Now my day is ruined! Just like every other day since the dawn of creation. This whole universe thing was a mistake."
As a German, I NEVER EVER want to hear these ridiculous people say ‚Magdeburg‘ again. They say like it like ‚MaEgdebourg‘ I know it‘s German and that‘s why they won‘t pronounce it how I‘m used to it, but nah man I cringed so hard- 💀🙏
Great video! Thank you for all your hard work putting these together panda ! Entire video cringeworthy and hard too watch , but u make it tolerable , thanks again
I lost the cringe challenge at the teen segment dude talking about texting a girl not in his religious sect, so Jehovah would throw him and his prayers under the bus. Come to think of it, I also lost it earlier in drama when “irate chef” screamed at refugee lady as soon as she opened door and accused her of ruining her country and wanting to ruin his - that was so bizarre & extremely unnatural that i felt shock in my body in seeing it. The end song would have been a cringe hurdle too big to clear - so max-cringe broadcast!
"Beware of the teachers of the law" should be clear wo these teachers of the law are. The Governing body, Mega pastors, Mormon prophets and Bishops, wealthy pasters and so on. Anyone who expects you to sacrifice your money to these churches even when you needed more then ever are not good people. Dont give your money to these churches. I did it many times in the past and I haven't felt a single blessing. Help the poor instead for the Devas delight in it and you'll receive more merit then you would from donating to a corrupt organization
And such a Bull$#!t portrayal for the office setup for whoever they are meeting with about resettlement. They might have a desk lamp but that would not be the only source of light in the room to cast the 'poor victim' in gloomy shadow and darkness
Do these guys in the 'governing body' ever say *anything* that is not merely a *baseless claim or just an assertion ?* If they have, I think I missed it :-/
Ya even Starbucks has given me my coffee free twice because I didn’t have the $ for some reason. One time I forgot my wallet at home the other time I was young, my card bounced, I was getting paid the next day. So ya there’s no way they’d be that rude to her as a regular.
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@@Mark_Henryyou’re as crazy as Stephen Lett
I just realized that every "city" ilustration in their movies is just Gotham without Batman.
Couldn't have said it better
The literature cart is supposed to be the Batman I guess
Who needs Batman when you have Stephen Lett
That sounds a lot like Pittsburgh lol
@@floydwinchester6427 I've never seen Stephen Lett and Batman at the same time. Coincidence? I think NOT!
I cringed so hard when that cook started yellling at her for simply walking in and saying 2.5 words...they are so detached from reality they dont realize how people communicate in food service jobs lol...
Ikr!? If any of my former co workers did that they'd be fired and that stuff would kill the restaurants business and reputation as this is somewhat a small city and word gets around.
I laughed my ass offfffff
Crazy how they look down on “higher education.” Like what? Its sinful to want to be a doctor or engineer? 💀
Even I wanted to be a famous actor, singer or NHL player as a kid but no the watchtower said no, I'm so glad I left this bullshit a long time ago.
So, I i was walking my dog yesterday and a group of JW men pulled up beside me. The older brother in the passenger's seat rolled down the window and said, "that's a nice dog." I said "thank you." Then he said, "would you like to know what the Bible says about that?" What?!?!?! That was the weakest, most disingenuous conversation starter I've ever heard in my life, (especially since I was a MS before I stopped going to the Hall). I just cut him off and said, "thanks, but my family are Witnesses and my father is an elder. I'm good."
The real reason she jumped in to pay for her coffee was to "cut" in line!😂😂😂
She's a strategist 😁
It happened to me with a family member invited to a nice meal to be converted, unfortunately they were very confused as they met with someone who studied the Bible scholarly.
I love those Stephen Lett BAAAA inputs.
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Who coffee shop scene is disgusting. I am a barista and we would make regulars get well cards. We love them very much, and even a stranger would just let you have caloffee in an emergency. Great video.
They all speak as if they educating toddlers.
I quote a lady don't recall her name. " I work in a special education with children with profound disabilities and if I even spoke to them the way Stephen Lett speaks to his audience my superiors would immediately remove me for being way too condescending "
22:50 really pissed me off 😡. I have seen witnesses give their whole lives to this organization and dump them when they get old. They barely get a visit when in nursing homes or hospitals. The kicker is when they tell these poor elderly people to go back and ask the same relatives they were told to shun for help. Bastards...
Im going to celebrate my birthday for the first time in my whole life, f**k JW!
happy birthday!
I’m not sure what they do as a charity I’m currently homeless and already other Church charities are helping me with food! Ive been told they only help their own ???
Exactly. Very difficult to get money and resources to flow the opposite direction in JW Land.
No, they don't. They don't help anyone. They have no charity for friends or strangers.
Exactly, they help only themselves to the finances of others, be they jws or not…
The people might help their own but the org won't help anyone! They'll take YOUR money tho!
They'll even tell JW refugees to donate their coconuts. They are no charity!
It's even sadder that the lady singing couldn't have an actual career for her voice and share it with the whole world. Instead, just sing gospel to bring money into the corporation
Debased view of worldly people. Bang on mate ! It’s disgraceful how they portray non JW’s
I’m writing as an exjw-EVERYTHING that the members of this cult of crap say and do is disgraceful and disgusting!!
an Us versus Them Mentality.
Cult Red Flag #1!😣🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♂️
It's also typical Narcissistic Projection.
They will make others out to be the very thing that they themselves are but will never admit to being.
Narcissists need an "Enemy/Bad Guy" in order to feel Vindicated or Validated.
They focus ideas of Fault and Failures Outward towards others, in order to avoid looking Inward at their own lacking and feelings of Insecurity.
I agree.
But...portraying God as some evil, uncaring monster isn't right either.
They're blaming HIM because some narcissistic, bullying tyrants are using Him to exploit & control others. And that's really not fair.
I'm a Christian and there is nothing wrong with that. Ok so ya hate the WT-- fine.
But are these videos REALLY to educate others or are they being used to bash God because YOU let yourselves be controlled by idiots?
5:55 ahh..... as you said, could there not be the act of kindness without a hidden agenda?
I left another cult like the JWs and this could have been "us", jumping in to take the opportunity to evangelize.
When I left 8 months ago, one of the BEST things is that I can talk and act to people freely and authentic again. It feels great. Kindness is back to being kindness without agenda. That feels so good.
And as you said - I experienced much goodness of non-religious people too. I am still in the phase of being angry and feeling so sad about organised religion.
Thank you for your videos.
@9:18 omg the overacting 😂. I can't imagine sitting in a Kingdom Hall trying to watch this without laughing
I'm absolutely GONE at 5:50 😂😂😂 oh my days when that sister turned up to give that terrible worldly person money for a coffee.... what a Saint 😂😂😂
Happemed to me twice in USA last year . I had just arrived in USA and my UK card had been cancelled . The cashier in Target paid for it $27. Also I had overspent a voucher and someone paid the $9. As my wallet was in car . None were JW’s .. I’ve also helped people in similar situations. It’s not exclusive to JWs
there is always a catch====i bought u this so u must listen 2 me. @@thomassmart2790
@@thomassmart2790
I once had a Non-JW stranger secretly choose to pay for my lunch.
And yet, In all of the 12 1/2 yrs I was involved in that Cult, not once did Any JW show charity or compassion toward me and cover any of my expenses or losses.
JWs are the most SELFISH and EGOTISTICAL people I've ever known.
If they ever do or offer to do something for you; Know that their Narcissistic Egos have some kind of Agenda or that They are seeing themselves as something wonderful that they are not.
"The poison bread man." 😂😂😂😂
and people/animals r dying from starvation. horrible. chloexjw
Basically, don't make Jehovah sad or he'll kill you.
Reminds me of what George Carlin once said: "Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But he loves you. "
That coffee scene definitely pulled out the eye roll and the cringe face. This is why JWs need therapy after leaving. We viewed the world through such a horrible lens
Hey so I’ve enjoyed your content for a while now, around the age of 14 I started drifting away from the congregation, by 16 I was somewhat upset with wasting so many opportunities, and now at 18 I just want to be done with Witnesses. Your content is wonderful but I feel that I need to put the past behind me and watching ex-JW videos isn’t good for me since all I really want is to move on. Thank you for all the wonderful content and helping me through my deconversion.
Beroean Pickets!
As someone who works in hospitality - there’s almost a zero percent chance a barista wouldn’t be understanding about someone needing to pay later.
CRINGE. CRINGE. CRINGE.
I was born in,and the slur "worldly"still represents a negative connotation to me.
When my JW parents are impressed by the way I am a good marriage partner,and they tell me I am a good theocratic wife.
R u a pimo? Or did ur parents say this to u in the past? If u don't wanna share that's fine, I was just curious
I was an atheist for a while because of a traumatic experience….. it was called growing up a Jehovah witness
Hope you're doing better now. if you don't mind sharing, what are you now?
My mother is still in this since 1974. I see they are puting out all kinds of propaganda.
Ya...they may not be professional actors but " STUPID IS WHAT STUPID DOES!!!" Doesn't anybody see how over the top that is? Ridiculous!!!
So funny, yesteday I saw a JW cart with two ladies, hiding in the least seen corner, it seems they try to avoid any encounter. The least the better.
So they can sip coffee and look at their I phones......
Even before Cart Witnessing, that was the typical behaviour of JWs, going back decades.
Do as little as humanly possible, in ways least visible to other JWs, but count it as being a HUGE sacrifice of time and effort for Jehovah on your monthly reports.
Hope for multiple "Not at home" and "Not interested" doors, so that you don't have to engage in real conversations or defend your indoctrinated beliefs to others(because, deep inside, you know it is all Cult malarkey).
Count the minutes between knocking on first door and going to the coffee shop; keeping it less than half an hr.
🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♂️😉😂😂
I had a few books from the 40/50/60's extra in my collection, which I wanted to give away to my fellow Jay dupes or donate them to the library at our hall back in the late 2000's. No dice, better get rid of that old light!... they told me! Made me furious (on the inside)! I mean literature from around the time my granddad smuggled that 💩 and put his life/freedom in danger for! Them people put their ass on the line - and now that "more precious than gold" or any treasure of this world printed waste paper - was worth diddly squad!!! But those experiences left a few more cracks in the shiny glossy veneer of the WT cage I was trapped it. It's all so fake and phony - yet they even put lives in serious danger for that bullshit. 😵🤢🤮
I wonder what would happen if I said I forgot my purse next time I’m at Starbucks standing next to witnesses 🤔
You wouldn't get one. They actually don't part with money on worldly people in the real world.
Good luck with that one.
isaac got his balls chopped of by the org
Snippity snip ✂️ 🥚 🥚
I lost it at “Poison Bread Man”.
The music videos are always where I lose the cringe challenge lol
Thanks!
thank you!!
I felt bad for the old woman. If those coins where all she had, I would have let her keep them D:
Thankyou for explaining the Real meaning behind the poor widow's 2 coins , wt and gb are despicable
I pretty much quit high school when i was 16. I had always been near the top of my classes, and my dad actually wanted me to go to college for at least 2 years, but i knew better, i knew the world was ending soon so why put in any work? "Ride out these last days" seemed easy and cheap. 35 years later I'm still doing the same thing. I literally have nightmares about going to college and when i wake up in that weird state of mind it actually takes me a couple of minutes to remember I'm not in any college. Pretty much every day i regret that and it's not like my dad would've been deleted as an elder or anything, he'd pretty much stopped going to meetings by the time i was in high school and knew better for me than i did, but jehoover had to give first for me. Idiotic videos, i can't believe they're still putting education down. Even Mormons have esteemed universities.
Same age as you here, buddy. I also was convinced to believe and make the same "shit" choices. Thankfully, I managed to get some professional education after three years of 'pioneering', which taught me..... the organisation respects only rich and educated ones (only which they need ;-) ). I'm still upset about how I could stay indoctrinated so long(I faded after the astonishing "Royal Commission"). At least I raise my sons differently- they would have more choices, and I will always support their freedom. Please be happy with your current freedom and do not dwell on regrets- freedom is much better than illusionary dreams- whatever "time" is left for us. It may be short or long enough- but at least living the reality. That does not necessarily mean we WANT to live immoral lives (as Watchtower claims). They want to look perfect- when they aren't.
Jehovah bless you that is your power and mine.
I don’t think he understands what sinning against the Holy Spirit is because he equates it to not doing what you’re told by the elders or GB.
How sad that young people don't get to do what they'd like to because the end is coming any 5 minutes
JW's always love to make it look like theyre the only ones that will help someone out. With something as small as a bagel and coffee.
Mr Beast: Am I a joke to you?
I have never seen JWs organize themselves to occasionally bring lime meals in the winter for the needy as many churches do.
@@watchtowernofuture4516 Me neither. But as we know JWs do see charity as something as wasting time and energy since THE END IS NIGH!! And charities run by other religious groups than them are always run by the devil himself in their world view.
That Mr Beast comment aged like milk
6:38 was the cringe for me, the face she made "oh boy I'm gonna go fishing now, surely she'll want to learn about jehoover now"
They are trying so hard and desperately trying to make the “worldly” people as if all are unstable, all evil. Yeah she helped her only to recruit her. So it’s not to truly help someone simply because they want too.
The teen life videos are the worst!!
@lovelive2216.
Narcissists always have a secret agenda.
JWs are Narcissistic; So, why expect anything different from them.🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♂️
I thought I was too jaded to cringe at watchtower propaganda. But I lost the challenge when the woman tried to get a job from the soup nazi from a Seinfeld episode. Nobody acts like that, I've seen more kind generosity from "worldly" people than I've seen from witnesses
5:55 I also don't believe in a JW paying for somebody's coffee, oh wait, there we go.
Still, I have a hard time believing in a generous witness.
Two squirrels trying to play a game of catch to get some "satisfaction" is the craziest illustration I have heard yet.
Another good video.
Reg: 6:08 -
About once every month or so, *I pay for someone's meal* at a fast-food *drive-thru.* (Whoever is in the vehicle behind me).
They *never see me* and I never really see them.
And I definitely don't do it to 'brown-nose' an *invisible sky daddy.*
I just do it because it *makes me feel good.* And maybe it *brightens their day a little.*
Not only am I *not a JW....*
I'm a freaking *ATHEIST ;-)*
Religions in general have to prey on your *emotions and vulnerabilities* to make you think you *can't survive without them.*
Wow, the give us money song made me cringe so hard I lost a toenail. UGH
12:42 "unexpectedly, I finished at the TOP of my class" .... why did they need to put "UNEXPECTEDLY" in there? Is it because JWs are discouraged from striving for excellence at ANYthing non-god related?
Yep. There was a caleb and sophia cartoon where sophia was shown wanting to get an A on her paper and be congratulated by the teacher for doing well in school. It was shown as a bad thing: giving into worldly desires instead of focusing on watchtower goals. No JW should want to excel in school. Just do enough to get a trade job where you can support your pioneering.
YES! Save yourself or your child: GET THE BLOOD TRANSFUSION if it saves your life! Ok. That’s it.
Thanks
So the girl it was about not getting educated and the boy was getting educated and was warned about educated girls 🤣🤪😂
I’ve never clicked on a video so fast based on the title!!!
At 24:09 got me all feeling cringed out like wtf is this peice of 💩❤ song lmfao😂😂😂
Jesus: ate with sinners and tax collectors as a means to call them to repent, taught God showed people the same mercy that those people shown others, told the people explicitly to feed the hungry and clothe the poor, etc.
JW governing body: we don't do this at our church, but we are the True Faith.
I translate the beginning as anyone dfd is considered garbage to God.
So disgusting, hateful, name calling.
So sad.
Ohhh, look at him flashing those Masonic hand triangles at 3:46. 🤮
9:43 … WTF? 69? Proof they like it.
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That 2 coins song literally made my cat & I doze off.
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What is the meaning of 69?
And in the eyes of the Governing body. Give, Give, and Give !
I so much like your videos, I stopped studying with JWs few months ago
The kittens are not in a cult 🤪
We don’t hire foreigners guy was the funniest. 😂😂😂😂. Like literally no one would say that Screaming & banging the counter
I WATCHED THIS AND WHEN THE WATCHTOWER DUDE SAID 'Look at this story 80 years in the making' it cut to a movie add lmafo
Great job always sweety👍💖❤Yes what a piece of shi...🙀I lost it from the first sentence that came out of that crafty devils mouth.
i liked the stanley kubrick scene clockwerk orange great mind control keep on
Floden jackson and lett. Keep it up boys your doing our work for us.
Ugh the two small coins! My husband agreed the story is Jesus condemning the religious leaders asking for the houses of the widows but he refuses to see the ramifications of the GB purposefully pushing a false interpretation. So frustrated.
why does all of their media showcase how miserable they are in order to serve Jehovah? i mean, if I was making propaganda I'd at least try to make it seem appealing.
She was once a jw, that's y she's an athiest
The egg illustration. I'm dead!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:10 indeed, the JWs at carts don't look too happy 😅
Me after my sourdough didn't rise the way I wanted it to, but I'm still eating the whole loaf because it's warm and I'm a peasant: "This bread is RUINED." 😂
I know what makes kittens happy. Catching and killing birds and rodents
7:57 Isn’t it moreso that “there’s no atheist in a fox hole”? That trauma and suffering increase a person’s propensity to religious and magical thinking? And that it’s actually privilege and the freedom to sit down and think that inclines one towards atheism or non-denominational theism?
People need to put more *FAITH* in *themselves,* rather than into one of many *unverifiable religious narratives.* -
that man remembered that illustration in the insane asylum --------still looking for the squirrels in the mental ward. chloexjw
0:07 Less than ten seconds in and Panda already at it with the best references
2:24 LMFAO HE DID IT AGAIN
5:55 j-dubs wouldn't pay a buck for a poor fellow believer but they would lecture you if you dare to buy a 1 dollar mac coffee at break from preaching because: you can't afford it, dear, you have to live within your limits...🤬
Jehovah: "NOOOOO! Isaac sent that girl in his Biology class a text! Now my day is ruined! Just like every other day since the dawn of creation. This whole universe thing was a mistake."
As a German, I NEVER EVER want to hear these ridiculous people say ‚Magdeburg‘ again. They say like it like ‚MaEgdebourg‘
I know it‘s German and that‘s why they won‘t pronounce it how I‘m used to it, but nah man I cringed so hard- 💀🙏
She wouldn't have extra money cause God needs it, remember?
Cringe alert! I lost my shit at the music video! Disgusting! A good addition to the begging playlist. Great job Panda!!!
DOUBLE cringe moment - the two coins song, how very dare they.
Great video! Thank you for all your hard work putting these together panda ! Entire video cringeworthy and hard too watch , but u make it tolerable , thanks again
I lost the cringe challenge at the teen segment dude talking about texting a girl not in his religious sect, so Jehovah would throw him and his prayers under the bus.
Come to think of it, I also lost it earlier in drama when “irate chef” screamed at refugee lady as soon as she opened door and accused her of ruining her country and wanting to ruin his - that was so bizarre & extremely unnatural that i felt shock in my body in seeing it.
The end song would have been a cringe hurdle too big to clear - so max-cringe broadcast!
What program is the clip from 1:05 ... That was so incredibly disturbing
11:28 that lady's got a creepy smile. even when they show themselves doing good deeds they still end up looking like stalkers.
PLEASE PLEASE panda change the cringe challenge to he who cringes first WINS!!!
I would win hands down, every. single. time. haha
So for the cringe it’s 0:48 when he said fluff… I suck at this game. 😂
"Beware of the teachers of the law" should be clear wo these teachers of the law are. The Governing body, Mega pastors, Mormon prophets and Bishops, wealthy pasters and so on. Anyone who expects you to sacrifice your money to these churches even when you needed more then ever are not good people. Dont give your money to these churches. I did it many times in the past and I haven't felt a single blessing. Help the poor instead for the Devas delight in it and you'll receive more merit then you would from donating to a corrupt organization
2:24 Welcome to COOL CAT SAVES THE WITNESSES!
Their version of Christian Rock is somehow even more insipid than standard Christian Rock. They really need to step up their lyric game.
9:12 that ducking broke me lol
@12:32 my writing department SCRIPTED teen life.
And such a Bull$#!t portrayal for the office setup for whoever they are meeting with about resettlement. They might have a desk lamp but that would not be the only source of light in the room to cast the 'poor victim' in gloomy shadow and darkness
lost right here: 28:39 i cannot stop laughing at the way he stands and his lack of neck
Do these guys in the 'governing body' ever say *anything* that is not merely a *baseless claim or just an assertion ?*
If they have, I think I missed it :-/
And she's beautiful too !
No guy will be rude to a lady.
couldn't get worse... could it?
Lol, the 69 nice got me 😂 hahaha
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May I ask, what is it about the 69?
Ya even Starbucks has given me my coffee free twice because I didn’t have the $ for some reason. One time I forgot my wallet at home the other time I was young, my card bounced, I was getting paid the next day. So ya there’s no way they’d be that rude to her as a regular.
Their music and media efforts are sweet enough to immediately induce diabetes in the audience.
and Nausea,Heartburn and Indigestion in Ex-JWs and other Global Non-JWs.
Pass The Barf Bags and Gravol/Pepto!