People often complain about this, but have you any idea what it's like to almost NEVER climax? Trust, believe and understand that after about minute 40 of constantly going at it, it's not fun for either involved anymore. You start bruising in places.
@@JoshuaJacobs83 must be from a place they don't get jokes 🤣🤣✌️❤️. You know the relatable times growing up watching movies with your parents and an awkward scene came up. ✌️❤️✌️❤️
00:28 Number 10 - The Consort (Mass Effect) 03:07 Number 9 - Morrigan's Ritual (Dragon Age) 05:48 Number 8 - Yennefer's Unicorn (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt) 07:13 Number 7 - Aphrodite encounter (God of War III) 09:11 Number 6 - Norman & Madison (Heavy Rain) 11:17 Number 5 - Miranda romance (Mass Effect 2) 12:45 Number 4 - "Everything with Citra" (Far Cry 3) 14:32 Number 3 - SIE romance (Alpha Protocol) 15:54 Number 2 - "Love with a dead guy" (Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy) 18:03 Number 1 - Every love scene (Ride to Hell: Retribution) 20:03 Bonus - Hedgehog human romance (Sonic the Hedgehog [2006]) | Bear (Baldur’s Gate III)
@@Manan_K I'm sorry if this was a bad experience for you, I think I understand your frustration, maybe I should only name the games in videos like this?
The BEST thing about the Miranda love scene is that they do it in the engine room… the same room Zaeed has a direct camera feed to! I imagine him watching going “Go Shepherd! Give her hell!” 😂
And that is why headphones were invented and you don't watch a video about awkward romances where anyone else can see/hear 😅. I hope you didn't get in trouble, though.
I love the GoW quicktime mini games, as you say they're aimed at the juvenile teen audience who may not be all that experienced so messing up the difficult quicktime event games are just straight up making fun of the player
First time I saw the unicorn scene was with Conan O'Brien. He managed to make it less awkward and hilarious by being a bigger perv than Geralt. Genius.
Regarding Dragon Age Morgan & Far Cry 3 Citra, there *is* in fact such a thing as sex magic in a lot of historical cultures; that's not to say that those scenes *aren't* awkward, they absolutely *are* ; it's only to say that there *is* in fact a basis for what they were going for in those games, regardless of how awkward it ultimately was or not. Then with the sex minigames in the classic God of War trilogy, Aphrodite is of course the Greek goddess of beauty & sex, so it's no wonder Kratos would end up banging her & those prostitutes, as Classical Greek prostitutes were probably worshippers of Aphrodite & Eros (the original Greek name for Cupid whos name is the root for every *erotic* family word), & according to something I watched on the history of prostitution, a famous prostitute was even the *model* for a lot of Aphrodite statues. But even all that doesn't take away from just how *awkward* the girls' super loud squealing makes the whole thing. As for the *rest* , I can't even come up with *any* sort of justification for *any* of them, especially not the frozen world, number 1, Sonic 06, or *especially* the BG3 *bear* one; yikes on *so* many levels!
Saints Row 4 pokes fun at rpg romances, and it's intentionally awkward. Basically, once you've done their side quests (done all the activities they would send you to, regardless of if you actually had the relevant conversation to open the quest set), your solitary "talk" prompt is joined by a separate "romance" prompt. The dialogue is intentionally awful, and it never gives you an actual scene of "doing it". The one that stood out the most to me was if you ask out Kinzie Kensington, she agrees, then punches you in the face so hard you fall over, yells "I call top!", and leaps off camera (onto your still recovering protagonist) as the camera fades to black.
That was epic in every way possible. The reactions, the jokes, pure gold. Aren't all steamy romance scenes in video games awkward as heck? Surely there will be a part 2?
Has to be THE most funniest Gameranx video I've seen Falcon narrating. The God of War segment had me in tears. 😂 Awesome video. They just have to step up the romance in games. 😁
Ok I just have say that morrigan is not a weird character, she is a great character and her romance line and story is by far the most interesting in all of dragon age
Funny thing is during the conceptual stages for Sonic 1, Sonic was going to have a human girlfriend named Madonna. Elise was probably SEGA trying to return to that idea, but they just ended up showing why they were right to drop Madonna.
Yeah nothing beats the second date with Karlach in BG3 when she wanted to show you a "new trick" or whatever she said and your character ends up getting the donut pillow if you are a full on male and Asterion will point it out if you talk with him.
Falcon is probably one of my absolute favorite commentators of all time. He'd probably be right up there with Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets... just as cranky, but cooler. Lol
I don't think the Asari was offering her "services" the way you imply. You can get that service, but they talk about the fact that many people aren't there for intimate services, but fir things like affirmations or possibly psychiatrist. That Morrigan scene makes me laugh every time I see it. It's like watching a, let us say, "inexperienced" woman trying to be seductive for the first time.
Kinda felt like Falcon was a kid watching American Pie with his parents during this video haha. He seemed so embarrassed by everything and obviously awkward.
I always just assumed the Heavy Rain was a stress bang. You know when people are so overwhelmed so they just need to get it all out of your system so they do the dance with no pants
I think the funniest thing about Halsin is when he asks to share you if youre already romancing someone else, and if youre romancing Astarion, hes not only ok with it, but seems to think its hilarious, and does a really funny impression of him, then says he'd probably outlaw clothes if he could. Such an entertaining vampire. 😂 But yeah, that guy is the thirstiest druid in existence.
I love the Yakuza/Like A Dragon franchise so much so i hate to admit this but the scene with Kiryu and Sayama kissing in Kiwami 2 was so awkward, the scene still worked because SiM's music was amazing but it was somewhat awkward still
CD Project didn't come up with the unicorn scene, it's actually mentioned in the books. While it may have been awkward, it's nice to give a little nod to the readers
Did you just call my son a demon? Watch it, and nothing awkward about that scene maybe if Morrigan wasn't who you were romancing, but everyone knows she's the best choice
Falcon covering the Awkwardness of Romantics is a great thing
And he always says the same, shows the same vids and the same games.^^
And spends 23 minutes doin it
bro is the Ultimate Dad, having serious talks for example him explaining where do babies come from wouldnt be that bad lmaooo
"I thought I was fightin a monster in a temple, but apparently I was bangin"
😂
Let's make it more awkward and have him make the 10 best scenes
To be fair, i want to see now the Top 10 best romance scenes in videogames now.
Are you asking that for a friend? 😂
God of War sex scenes set me up for adulthood. If even Kratos only lasts for like 3min and a couple button pushes, then I'm doing fine.
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whaaa the fuck
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People often complain about this, but have you any idea what it's like to almost NEVER climax? Trust, believe and understand that after about minute 40 of constantly going at it, it's not fun for either involved anymore. You start bruising in places.
I do love when Falcon laughs at his own jokes
Can't forget the snort. Lol
Same. I love Falcon!
So true
Watching the lust ad in yakuza for an achievement and worrying that my parents would see was one of the scariest moments of my childhood 😂
"for achievments"
Have you ever played South Park The Stick of Truth? lol
Did your parents go through your achievements or something? Lol
I was 24 playing in my own room at my parents house (life was hard) and even then i was scared XD
@@bigpapacrusty4034 walk in and see you goober 🤣🤣
A girl getting it on with an ice sculpture is the plot of the Twilight saga
2024 man
Jenna Jamison fire and ice
Okay, beautifully said 😂
@@fabiomatil2018 Still funny.
Damn, you're right. Bet that's where the devs got this idea.
Gow scenes weren't awkward, they were pretty funny with the objects shaking in the background and Kratos' grunts.
@@SolidSnake240 wasn't there like a sex game in the beginning of the second gow? If you go back into the boat that kratos gets out of?
@@infamoswordzThats the 1st one btw, the second one was in bathtub 🤧
@@HuruHara575 you're right there you go I forgotten which was which it has been so long lol 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 those were the ones falcon forgot to mention!.
Wait do go yet Kratos😂😂😂😂😂
@@animegeek6118 I found it funny how overdelivered "Come back to bed, Kratos." was, immediately followed by the zero fucks given in his response.
2:57 Sha'ira: Close your eyes and relax, Commander.
Commander Shepard: 👁👄👁
I can't wait to watch this with my parents 😂😂
Must be from Alabama
@@JoshuaJacobs83 must be from a place they don't get jokes 🤣🤣✌️❤️.
You know the relatable times growing up watching movies with your parents and an awkward scene came up. ✌️❤️✌️❤️
@@josephdurham4950he’s joking too
00:28 Number 10 - The Consort (Mass Effect)
03:07 Number 9 - Morrigan's Ritual (Dragon Age)
05:48 Number 8 - Yennefer's Unicorn (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt)
07:13 Number 7 - Aphrodite encounter (God of War III)
09:11 Number 6 - Norman & Madison (Heavy Rain)
11:17 Number 5 - Miranda romance (Mass Effect 2)
12:45 Number 4 - "Everything with Citra" (Far Cry 3)
14:32 Number 3 - SIE romance (Alpha Protocol)
15:54 Number 2 - "Love with a dead guy" (Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy)
18:03 Number 1 - Every love scene (Ride to Hell: Retribution)
20:03 Bonus - Hedgehog human romance (Sonic the Hedgehog [2006]) | Bear (Baldur’s Gate III)
This is why I try not to read comments
@@Manan_K I'm sorry if this was a bad experience for you, I think I understand your frustration, maybe I should only name the games in videos like this?
I knew the baldur's gate bear was coming as soon as i saw the title 😂
I knew Fahrenheit had to be here. David Cage's king at making the most awkward scenes in general, let alone romance ones.
Heavy rain was so awkward i couldn't even watch it without cringing so hard 💀 the game looked good for the time imo, but it's just so uncanny
The writing is abysmal
The BEST thing about the Miranda love scene is that they do it in the engine room… the same room Zaeed has a direct camera feed to! I imagine him watching going “Go Shepherd! Give her hell!” 😂
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Ok, now we need a list for the best romance scenes. I truly believe it can be done, like that one scene from Final Fantasy X
And Xenoblade as well. The romance in Xenoblade 1 and 3 was so good.
haha thanks for the suggestion!
@@DaakkuuYRSWhat about Xenoblade 2?
"Pervert!!"
Never mind
@@Fermin-hw5pd I'm not into harem shit. So no for Xenoblade 2.
Thank you for the steady stream of endless content! You make gaming so much more interesting!
Thanks for putting a warning at 8:20 Falcon, my mom really appreciated it
Oh man. I know the feeling. Of course the minute that came up someone had to be right there. 😂
And that is why headphones were invented and you don't watch a video about awkward romances where anyone else can see/hear 😅. I hope you didn't get in trouble, though.
Yall watch the weirdest things around your parents
“I have two bus tickets to Bone Town!” - Falcon 2024
I was laughing so hard I cried when Flacon dropped that line! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the GoW quicktime mini games, as you say they're aimed at the juvenile teen audience who may not be all that experienced so messing up the difficult quicktime event games are just straight up making fun of the player
Shepard's eyes bulging out at every love scene (especially in ME1) will never not be funny to me 😂
First time I saw the unicorn scene was with Conan O'Brien. He managed to make it less awkward and hilarious by being a bigger perv than Geralt. Genius.
LOL gotta love Conan O’Brien
"I thought I was fighting a monster in a temple, but apparently I was BANGING." - this is GOLD
I went for the Demon child option with my MC as a Dwarf. My wife walked in did an about face while muttering WTF was wrong with me. 😊
The original GoW games really were peak for the franchise
Absolutely 💯%
If they made a Netflix version of Norse GoW it would be Pedro Pascal crying after ever axe swing.
Yes 1 2 and 3! Then the decline😢 now we are in the era of trash content and dead innovation.
Bunch of virgins crying about sex scenes 😭
It was because David Jaffe directed the first 2.
No The Last of Us part 2 with the Abby and Owen scene?! It went way too hard. Giggity
Yeah... no one and I mean NO ONE wanted to see all of that
He goes in dry too...not even a spit!
@tanyaflanagan8111 everyone knows "you got to give it that hawk tua, and spit on that thang"
I always edge to that
"This ritual is performed horizontally." 🤣🤣🤣 Great video Falcon!
I was desperately hoping it was falcon narrating the video when I saw that title lol
His comedic chops are very fitting
Regarding Dragon Age Morgan & Far Cry 3 Citra, there *is* in fact such a thing as sex magic in a lot of historical cultures; that's not to say that those scenes *aren't* awkward, they absolutely *are* ; it's only to say that there *is* in fact a basis for what they were going for in those games, regardless of how awkward it ultimately was or not.
Then with the sex minigames in the classic God of War trilogy, Aphrodite is of course the Greek goddess of beauty & sex, so it's no wonder Kratos would end up banging her & those prostitutes, as Classical Greek prostitutes were probably worshippers of Aphrodite & Eros (the original Greek name for Cupid whos name is the root for every *erotic* family word), & according to something I watched on the history of prostitution, a famous prostitute was even the *model* for a lot of Aphrodite statues. But even all that doesn't take away from just how *awkward* the girls' super loud squealing makes the whole thing.
As for the *rest* , I can't even come up with *any* sort of justification for *any* of them, especially not the frozen world, number 1, Sonic 06, or *especially* the BG3 *bear* one; yikes on *so* many levels!
Morrigan
Hey, the Titanic hand on the glass is a classic
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Saints Row 4 pokes fun at rpg romances, and it's intentionally awkward. Basically, once you've done their side quests (done all the activities they would send you to, regardless of if you actually had the relevant conversation to open the quest set), your solitary "talk" prompt is joined by a separate "romance" prompt. The dialogue is intentionally awful, and it never gives you an actual scene of "doing it". The one that stood out the most to me was if you ask out Kinzie Kensington, she agrees, then punches you in the face so hard you fall over, yells "I call top!", and leaps off camera (onto your still recovering protagonist) as the camera fades to black.
I like that you can romance everyone in one playthrough, including the robot, just because they wanted to poke fun at Mass Effect 😂
That was epic in every way possible. The reactions, the jokes, pure gold. Aren't all steamy romance scenes in video games awkward as heck? Surely there will be a part 2?
Has to be THE most funniest Gameranx video I've seen Falcon narrating. The God of War segment had me in tears. 😂 Awesome video. They just have to step up the romance in games. 😁
Ok I just have say that morrigan is not a weird character, she is a great character and her romance line and story is by far the most interesting in all of dragon age
Does anyone remember when False "News" accused Mass Effect of being a full-blown 100% explicit penetrative sex simulator?
This is one of the best of all times, hearing falcon laugh got me going even more.
lol thanks for watching!
Thanks you guys! My country just went through an internet blackout for the last 10 days and I'm finally catching up!
Which country?
@@krishparwani2039 bangladesh probably
@@muhammadharoon-xn1ri yes
@@omarmainuddin7251 aslam o alaikum brother im a pakistani bangali
The most awkward love scene in video games.. is parasite Eve, the entire game.😅 Thank you for an awesome video!
Funny thing is during the conceptual stages for Sonic 1, Sonic was going to have a human girlfriend named Madonna. Elise was probably SEGA trying to return to that idea, but they just ended up showing why they were right to drop Madonna.
Funny, I had no problems with the BioWare ones at all. Morrigan is awesome.
You said out loud every thought I ever Had during everysingle scenes . Especially in mass effect where I WANTED em to happen 😂❤
Your sacrifice for our content needs is most appreciated we thank you good sir
Nice work writing this script with one hand Falcon
are you saying there are romance scenes that aren't awkward?? how about you make a list of those??
Judy from CP2077 comes to mind. Also Shadowheart's scenes from BG 3.
This might be Falcon's most hilarious video 😂
The Shepard/Kaidan cgi saucy scene was something to behold
I needed the confirmation for the Number 1 on this list. I think a lot of people already new but even more will agree :D
Yeah nothing beats the second date with Karlach in BG3 when she wanted to show you a "new trick" or whatever she said and your character ends up getting the donut pillow if you are a full on male and Asterion will point it out if you talk with him.
Great video Falcon! Hahahahahaha
Falcon is probably one of my absolute favorite commentators of all time. He'd probably be right up there with Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets... just as cranky, but cooler. Lol
I like that you guys post everyday
Thank you
Your video brings interest
Comfort
I mean relaxation
Good info or relative opinions so thank you 😁💯
I don't think the Asari was offering her "services" the way you imply. You can get that service, but they talk about the fact that many people aren't there for intimate services, but fir things like affirmations or possibly psychiatrist.
That Morrigan scene makes me laugh every time I see it. It's like watching a, let us say, "inexperienced" woman trying to be seductive for the first time.
Kinda felt like Falcon was a kid watching American Pie with his parents during this video haha. He seemed so embarrassed by everything and obviously awkward.
I always just assumed the Heavy Rain was a stress bang. You know when people are so overwhelmed so they just need to get it all out of your system so they do the dance with no pants
It’s funny how Fahrenheit can have one of the best and one of the most akward sex scenes
I’ll be honest, I like Jake, and his lies about giving me pizza, but Falcon videos are my favorite
All of these are classics. For whatever reason 😂
I think the funniest thing about Halsin is when he asks to share you if youre already romancing someone else, and if youre romancing Astarion, hes not only ok with it, but seems to think its hilarious, and does a really funny impression of him, then says he'd probably outlaw clothes if he could. Such an entertaining vampire. 😂
But yeah, that guy is the thirstiest druid in existence.
I ain't even gonna need to watch, I KNO TLOU2 is AT LEAST top 3 awkward, if not #1.
At least for me. [Shivers]
it surprisingly isn't but GoW and and Witcher are in here?!
Cool thanks for making vids daily
Today I learned that I'm freakier than a falcon, interesting.
No better person to talk about a topic like This than Falcon, I hope the video doesn't get demonetized though. 😅
I think the citra ending is good because it’s essentially kicking everyone who chose the hot woman over their friends
Loved this list ❤😂
Sandra Black is sooo good in DAO.
The shower scene in Heavy Rain is 100X creepier and more awkward than the sex scene.
Gameranx! Embrace eternity.
best top 10 channel
We never running out ideas 🔥luv y’all
I gave a like simply for the "Shawn" clip. 🤣🤣
Metro: Last Light definitely deserves a spot here
I was sad about BG3 Halsin not mentioned, but ya snuck it in at the end!
The Witcher 3 had a scene where my wife walked in on me watching it "Honey I had NO idea"
Falcon was extra hilarious in this video 😂😂
Interesting topic. Now the good ones.
As awkward as those were, it's never as bad as tabletop RPGs where ultimately you are "romancing" the GM...lol
I love the Yakuza/Like A Dragon franchise so much so i hate to admit this but the scene with Kiryu and Sayama kissing in Kiwami 2 was so awkward, the scene still worked because SiM's music was amazing but it was somewhat awkward still
@Gameranx at nr 10 you dont know how rare it is for some folks to receive a compliment man😂
When Falcon said “Baldur’s Gate 3’s… BEAR.” I actually could not stop laughing🤣🤣
Now you gotta cover the best romances and have Jake do it
Falcon, you have destroyed whatever innocence I had left 🤣
CD Project didn't come up with the unicorn scene, it's actually mentioned in the books. While it may have been awkward, it's nice to give a little nod to the readers
That heading just screams FALCON RANT. ❤❤❤
The Fable games largely pulled it off (pun intended) because they were so tongue in cheek…
I love falcon talks about god of war scenes 😂 things I didn’t needed
I was expecting the number 1 and i wasn't disappointed.
Not even gonna mention that the Halsin romance can set you up for a black-screen 5-way that goes on for longer than you'd think it would?
A bird laughing at people getting it on, epic!!
I knew you were going to start with something from Mass Effect Falcon.
It's pretty much mandatory for a list like this. XD
No Fallout New Vegas? Fisto is crying alone rn 😢😢😢
Saying yes to pan am was 1 of the best decisions i ever made "FALCON"🤣🤣🤣
Crazy no TLOU2 mention
Now we need a list of actually good romance scenes
The unicorn in wild hunt is an Easter egg from the books lol. They always joke about the night they "broke the stuffed unicorn"
Now make a list of the best romance scenes. I'll start, WITCHER 3
you forgotten tlou2 abby and owen_and_ ellie and dina
Hey Falcon 🦅🦅🦅
Hey
Did you just call my son a demon? Watch it, and nothing awkward about that scene maybe if Morrigan wasn't who you were romancing, but everyone knows she's the best choice
I was fully shocked when a few drinks turn into a crazy night on the town with a priest that ends in weird four way in Kingdom Come Deliverance.
Best game I ever olayed
10/10 would play a dating sim featuring Jake and Falcon trying to score with awkward NPCs.
This a an…. Interesting video. To say the least 😂