Muslim from 900s meets Muslim from 2024

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @enacausmembrane
    @enacausmembrane Місяць тому +394

    MAKE PART 2!!!

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 29 днів тому +6

      Make Bart 2*

    • @maryamrasoli839
      @maryamrasoli839 26 днів тому

      ​😂😂😂😂 yezzz bleaze​@@maaz322

    • @PerryKobalt
      @PerryKobalt 25 днів тому +1

      *​@@maaz322
      Maek Fart 2

    • @emv005
      @emv005 24 дні тому

      please

    • @Axerator
      @Axerator 23 дні тому

      Make bart 2 for the beoble

  • @TheVeryRealSkill
    @TheVeryRealSkill Місяць тому +1330

    He would probably think that the year is 2024 HIJRAH, and not AD, which makes it even funnier

    • @StopWarInPalestine
      @StopWarInPalestine Місяць тому +41

      hijrah was invented by umar after the death of the prophet [pbuh]

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  Місяць тому +229

      I was thinking of including that in my script, but I forgot

    • @khizerhussain7613
      @khizerhussain7613 Місяць тому +49

      ​@@StopWarInPalestine so ? Hazar umar era is from 634 to 644 and we are talking about person from 900s

    • @DomainofKnowlegdia
      @DomainofKnowlegdia Місяць тому +2

      @@khizerhussain7613 The Hijra was invented in the Abbasid period.

    • @Dawah_Help
      @Dawah_Help Місяць тому +6

      (A.D. = Anno Domini i.e. year of our Lord, which is Jesus Christ for those who are beholden to their Christian cultural heritage, or servile followers of other backgrounds).

  • @SyedHasan-c4x
    @SyedHasan-c4x Місяць тому +577

    Bro the part where he says that your lives are so boring that you have to find a way to struggle got me

    • @deceasedposter
      @deceasedposter Місяць тому +18

      Its so real

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane 21 день тому +7

      I am hurt by how true that is but it’s fine, I know and I realized that I NEED pain to learn, to gain, I don’t want it of course like anyone but.. I need it, so I accept it and learn from it and move on. That’s just how it is, how it should be, how it must be, how.. it works.

    • @DestinyAwaits19
      @DestinyAwaits19 17 днів тому +6

      God made life difficult on purpose, so humans can appreciate all the good things we have. If life was too luxurious and easy we would not be thankful.

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 14 днів тому +2

      But gyms are thousands of years old

    • @oooshafiqooo
      @oooshafiqooo 11 днів тому +1

      they aint wrong

  • @mahirali4343
    @mahirali4343 Місяць тому +943

    He would cry when he hears about what’s happening in Palestine, Yemen, Lebanon, Syria, Sudan, and India.

    • @jevilcatfan123
      @jevilcatfan123 Місяць тому +33

      What is happening in India

    • @AkashPrasannaVenkatesh69
      @AkashPrasannaVenkatesh69 Місяць тому +26

      What is happening in India?

    • @Megaspinosaurusrex
      @Megaspinosaurusrex Місяць тому +71

      I can't imagine what Saladin would think. A lifetime of struggle to free Al-Aqsa to see how it is now

    • @mahirali4343
      @mahirali4343 Місяць тому +1

      @@jevilcatfan123 Muslims are being persecuted 24/7 because oh Hindutva and Modi.

    • @mahirali4343
      @mahirali4343 Місяць тому +1

      @@AkashPrasannaVenkatesh69 Hindutva

  • @ibnsrifat
    @ibnsrifat Місяць тому +314

    He is a revert and yet when he says the Arabic words, it's just that fine. MashaAllah.

    • @citadinmoyen1686
      @citadinmoyen1686 25 днів тому +5

      *convert « revert » has no meaning... you don't born muslim or with a dogma

    • @ibnsrifat
      @ibnsrifat 25 днів тому +17

      @@citadinmoyen1686 it's a fitrah (to be born with believing one god). It's the grown-ups or parents that make one hold onto lies.

    • @luna_ix
      @luna_ix 25 днів тому

      ​@citadinmoyen1686 scientific studies and research shows that unfiltered children, when put into struggle, think of a single God and pray to that God or ask help. Islam says that every person was born Muslim, which is basically the submission and worship of God, not a god or gods, just God. Single, omnipotent and omniscient. Which aligns with the scientific study i told you about. Hence why we say reverts, not converts. If you're not blinded by just mere hate for the sake of hating, then you'll understand my point.

    • @citadinmoyen1686
      @citadinmoyen1686 25 днів тому +4

      @@ibnsrifat Wow that's amazing, I'm sure there must be plenty of scientific papers that prove this

    • @ibnsrifat
      @ibnsrifat 25 днів тому +10

      @@citadinmoyen1686 science is a different term. You must not confuse it with faith.

  • @ShermeenAhmad
    @ShermeenAhmad Місяць тому +330

    "why your clothes so tight? Did your tailor run out of fabric?" 😂

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 29 днів тому +3

      Salaamoealeikom, are you married?

    • @ShermeenAhmad
      @ShermeenAhmad 27 днів тому

      @@MK-hw2ir Wa Alaikum Salam Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh, yes.
      .
      oh, so you're scrolling
      alright
      yes, I am married.
      In the future In Shaa Allah hahahahhahhaahhahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhahahahhahahaahhaahahahahahahahafhsgokh;ogujqeglj'hq-0i48y3q'p5iuyhjn5uyk487t239yi4rgjrR#$%#^$#%&%&797

    • @autistichideokojima7737
      @autistichideokojima7737 26 днів тому

      @@MK-hw2ir 🤡

    • @hamzamohammad01
      @hamzamohammad01 26 днів тому +3

      Bro. Fr

    • @Supapi_munjanjo
      @Supapi_munjanjo 25 днів тому +18

      @@MK-hw2ir bro...

  • @Thecolony4789
    @Thecolony4789 Місяць тому +152

    “Gym is a place where we go to lift heavyweights to become muscular “
    “Your life is empty and boring now , you have to find a way to struggle” 😂😂

  • @autistichideokojima7737
    @autistichideokojima7737 Місяць тому +143

    Actually, funny thing is, the Muslim from 900s, if he's educated enough might know about gyms already, due to Greek Gymnasiums being very popular in places like Egypt and Roman-controlled parts of the Middle East.

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  27 днів тому +35

      no need to make me feel stupid😞

    • @autistichideokojima7737
      @autistichideokojima7737 26 днів тому +20

      @DarkoGthoughts the only thing that would make you stupid is yourself if you don't make this a series of videos cause the premise is absolutely peak fiction

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  26 днів тому +17

      @@autistichideokojima7737 Similar video is coming but on topic of Israel & Palestine. (don't tell anyone, it's a secret). I'm definitely doing a part 2 of this though

    • @markhill3858
      @markhill3858 13 днів тому +1

      Oh damn snap I just typed exactly the same thing! OFC the mediaeval Moslems read a lotta greek books (same ones the Christians were torching for being pagan unfortunately) and yeah .. they'd know gymnasium :) possibly even had some!

    • @oooshafiqooo
      @oooshafiqooo 11 днів тому +1

      @@DarkoGthoughts imagine if the 900 muslim is actually a Jewish Arab mix, he'd be more pissed at what unfolded today

  • @bytemegga
    @bytemegga Місяць тому +126

    insha Allah imagine this conversation in jannah

    • @55pm
      @55pm Місяць тому +2

      We won't have to imagine soon insha Allah

    • @Name-uw3jk
      @Name-uw3jk Місяць тому

      @@55pm?????

    • @55pm
      @55pm Місяць тому +4

      @@Name-uw3jk I said soon it won't imagination, it will be reality. If Allah wills of course

    • @syedyousafbukhari2213
      @syedyousafbukhari2213 Місяць тому +1

      wouldnt the people already get that knowledge of the earth or maybe we wont even have to worry a thing about it cuz theres no worries in there

    • @vedumusicofficial
      @vedumusicofficial 15 днів тому

      Lol none of you Muslims are going to Jannah in fact I wouldn't be surprised if most of yuo made it to hell

  • @Abdul-Haqq99
    @Abdul-Haqq99 Місяць тому +122

    ,,Why aren't you fasting?'' ,,I hAVe an eXAmM''

    • @Dr.antony1
      @Dr.antony1 11 днів тому

      Well,christian fasting is way more healthy and easy,you dont eat meat,eggs,dairy products and some days olive oil,in islam you dont eat or drink from sun rise to sun set,( impossible in countries near poles,but allah didnt knew that there are places were day and night can be six months long),then you eat like a pig all night and early in the morning,destroying your biorythms,gaining weight,being lazy all day,nerves and fights are increasing during ramadan end what for? Satisfy a pagan moon meccan deity which a scizofrenic,sociopath used as his puppet to gain power,followers,wealth and s..x?Not so smart after all!

    • @Aajd549
      @Aajd549 8 днів тому +1

      Idk why people are like that, i fast no matter what

    • @SomeRandomCake
      @SomeRandomCake 8 днів тому

      Not fasting during exams is better. (Atleast for me. I can think more clearly when I'm not fasting)

    • @Aajd549
      @Aajd549 8 днів тому +1

      @@SomeRandomCake i reccomend you to not put religion behind exams but you do you

    • @Dr.antony1
      @Dr.antony1 8 днів тому

      @SomeRandomCake not fasting at all makes you thinking better generally,i think thats why fasting was impossed in the first place.

  • @sarahsanding1186
    @sarahsanding1186 Місяць тому +202

    Something is telling me they wouldn't be this chill with how our world is rn 😂

    • @ibroplatin4915
      @ibroplatin4915 Місяць тому +32

      He doesn't know. And if he knew. Oh boy, he would have a heart attack.

    • @MaizeSnallygaster
      @MaizeSnallygaster Місяць тому +11

      Well back other beliefs were seen less like a threat and more of a challenge. They used to encounter differing faiths all the time and they would just tell them about Islam and if that didn’t work then they’d tax them until they switched faiths and if they didn’t switch, then they would just tax them forever. Most of the time they would be able to convert people. People often tend to think that Pagans were super adherent to their beliefs but one thing that differentiates them is often their practices were super group oriented requiring a whole community to carry them out meanwhile religions like Islam or Christianity occur at the individual level so missionaries would find it easy to win people over.

    • @abdelmalekhafez1292
      @abdelmalekhafez1292 Місяць тому +20

      ​@MaizeSnallygaster you don't know anything, if they became Muslim they would have to pay zakat which is generally more than the amount they would have to pay if they were non muslim

    • @Azizullah95th
      @Azizullah95th Місяць тому +2

      ​​I mean the tax they(non-muslims) pay is less the 1% of what they own which this 1% is zakat(tax on muslims) and it's way better then any tax on any country right now especially America, like man all of my relatives in Western and european countries are in debt which is crazy scary for me cause I'm about move to America.@@MaizeSnallygaster

    • @thecomedymask9089
      @thecomedymask9089 Місяць тому +8

      ​​@@MaizeSnallygasteryou do not understand islam tax at all do you, firstly the tax is only on man that are capable of paying it woman children elderly or poor man don't pay it and it's only their so they fight for you in case of war and protect there were times when they couldn't protect the non muslims so they gave them the money back as for the tax it's lower then the one Muslims pay we Muslims pay a tax which is higher then what non muslims pay.l so by your logic they wouldn't become Muslims so that they wouldn't pay more money and don't have to fight at war.

  • @UnknownBeliever01
    @UnknownBeliever01 Місяць тому +98

    "you deal with the jhinn?" 😭this so stupid lol. I was waiting for a goofy muslim UA-camr like you. Subscribed!

    • @markhill3858
      @markhill3858 13 днів тому +1

      Not as silly as it sounds :) I know a few very old Turks (in Australia) .. and they actually do worry about djin, or rather, thier firey cousins the efrit :) yes, in this day and age! So absolutely on the table in the dark ages.

  • @comitrix6283
    @comitrix6283 Місяць тому +38

    "You deal with the djinn" 😂 got me rollin. 😅

    • @Rustam_D
      @Rustam_D 13 днів тому

      Im Not sore its really funny
      It is scary
      We have to think bout it

    • @satanic_rosa
      @satanic_rosa 11 днів тому

      as someone who deals with the djinn, same

  • @Adam1-l3q
    @Adam1-l3q 22 дні тому +14

    bro explained the internet better than someone explaining internet to their grandparents

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 7 днів тому +2

    I think the most mind-blowing thing is how trivially easy hajj in 1446 Hijri. We have flying ship made of steel that goes very very fast

    • @warmike
      @warmike 7 днів тому

      it's made out of aluminium though. like steel, but lighter and does not rust, at the cost of being easier to break

  • @muhammad_tauha
    @muhammad_tauha Місяць тому +135

    0:18 "We don't have one"
    Yeah and it's a humiliation

    • @ACAF9380
      @ACAF9380 Місяць тому +17

      No khalifah 😭
      May Allah make us live at the time of Khalifah Imam Mahdi. Amin. 🤲🏼✨

    • @LordShadow291
      @LordShadow291 Місяць тому +7

      @@ACAF9380 but won't that be the end of world?😭

    • @cosmicbricks3339
      @cosmicbricks3339 Місяць тому +4

      @@LordShadow291still

    • @Big-gp9bi
      @Big-gp9bi Місяць тому +5

      Not really. A khalifa hardly existed throughout Islamic history.

    • @thebean3201
      @thebean3201 Місяць тому +13

      ​@@Big-gp9bihow can you spew this kind of nonsense. In our whole Islamic history a khalifa was present up until exactly 100 years ago.
      Muslims are also suffering from oppression since 1924 exactly 100 years ago. I hope you can put two and two together

  • @justahumanbean_
    @justahumanbean_ 26 днів тому +10

    2:10 bro thought he was doing deal with jinns😂 I VOTE FOR PART 2

  • @mujahidhasan118
    @mujahidhasan118 Місяць тому +81

    0:18 Wallahi That Line Makes Me Sad.
    We Became Orphan Child Without Khalifat 😭. no one is there to stand for us. iraq, syria, Libya, afghan, somalia, Palestine, bosnia, kashmir, rohinga and more more. 😭

    • @Big-gp9bi
      @Big-gp9bi Місяць тому +1

      khalifat hardly existed throughout Islamic history. This is a fact.

    • @Towardsthatwhichgivesyoulife
      @Towardsthatwhichgivesyoulife Місяць тому +10

      @@Big-gp9bi It existed for 1300 and it is an obligation for all Muslims to have a 'bayah on their necks', to pledge allegiance to the Khalifah who must implement the laws of Islam

    • @jjihadi_nobita
      @jjihadi_nobita Місяць тому

      We do have but the munāfiqīn called them ḵaūwārij

    • @thebean3201
      @thebean3201 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Big-gp9bihow can you spew this kind of nonsense. In our whole Islamic history a khalifa was present up until exactly 100 years ago.
      Muslims are also suffering from oppression since 1924 exactly 100 years ago. I hope you can put two and two together.
      You kinda sound like those agents that try to keep Muslims in check

    • @Big-gp9bi
      @Big-gp9bi Місяць тому +3

      @Towardsthatwhichgivesyoulife you clearly have no idea about Islamic history. We had kings, sultans, and dynasties. We had no khilafa. And the Ottomans weren't a real khalifa since the rule was hereditary

  • @sheessiddiqui9732
    @sheessiddiqui9732 Місяць тому +103

    The video title makes me wonder how disappointed the early muslims would be in us modern muslims. They had great empires, architecture, influence, education, innovation and faith. They lived like kings and queens. We have done this to ourselves. Great video tho👍

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon 25 днів тому +14

      The muslims of the 900s were in a similar situation though, they were in a big fight between the fatimids and abbassids and would get how bad things gotten.
      The muslims in the 1100s a few centuries years later even had lost palestine to european invasion and the "caliph" was a guy with zero power.
      In the late 1200s there was not a caliph, baghdad was ruined, palestine was still mostly lost, and the muslim world was invaded.
      The early muslims had better iman, but they had the same issues because they were still human.

    • @freezytimerx2v
      @freezytimerx2v 24 дні тому +16

      Uh, no. History is written by kings and queens, that’s why you think everyone used to live like kings and queens, when in reality we are living better than them.

    • @Overdrive-_-
      @Overdrive-_- 24 дні тому +8

      The peasants lived shitty lives, not like the kings and queens

    • @imanuelc143
      @imanuelc143 18 днів тому

      Maybe they shouldn't do what Europeans do at dark ages

    • @Jetway-Yefan
      @Jetway-Yefan 16 днів тому

      Modern is better than older

  • @imaneneffati4927
    @imaneneffati4927 Місяць тому +121

    is it better than silk road😭😭

    • @fallenazrael5291
      @fallenazrael5291 25 днів тому +4

      What makes it worse, the answer CAN be no 😭😭😭

  • @5d41rafiultahsinislam3
    @5d41rafiultahsinislam3 8 днів тому +3

    Imagine what will Abbasis Caliphs, Ayyubids Sultans and Seljuk Sultans say when they sees what is happening in Palestine, Syria, Lebanon and Iraq.
    " We build a caliphate larger than Europe for these!! "

  • @jasonstormsong4940
    @jasonstormsong4940 24 дні тому +9

    "So uh, about that Silk Road, stopped being a thing for a while. The people from that wet and swampy island, uh, England, they conquered India and humiliated the Chinese even harder than the Banu Al-Abbas."

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  24 дні тому +1

      @@jasonstormsong4940 gooooood

    • @markhill3858
      @markhill3858 13 днів тому

      No no no :) the island is Britain, the Saxon barbarians that invaded it are the english :)

    • @NGOANHKHOIA-
      @NGOANHKHOIA- 2 дні тому

      I heard China is trying to revive the Silk Road through infrastructure projects or something

  • @mkm5761
    @mkm5761 Місяць тому +8

    Great video akhi, i love how you didn't include jokes that are too overboard
    SubhanAllah
    May Allah reward you with goodness akhi

  • @Rustam_D
    @Rustam_D 13 днів тому +1

    As a muslim from Russia i really like this video
    And bro u really did it well
    We r really poor
    We have to increase our iman

  • @Cool_Coder709
    @Cool_Coder709 6 днів тому +1

    as a muslim i can relate

  • @tapatiovidzz
    @tapatiovidzz Місяць тому +7

    So real. Great video. I am not Muslim but I think it is relatable for all of us.

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  Місяць тому +7

      I'm glad to have some non-muslim viewers too

    • @markhill3858
      @markhill3858 13 днів тому

      I'm not Moslem either, I'm a scientistic atheist :) .. who happens to LOVE a good fun time travel story this works for anyone :)

  • @aasifazimabadi786
    @aasifazimabadi786 28 днів тому +5

    At first I thought this was a Muslim from the 90s, but then I realized, Subhanallah, this is a much longer, even more incredible journey, the 900s (a.k.a. the 10th century of the Common Era). We are in 1446 Hijri; the time traveler is from 288 to roughly 391 Hijri.

  • @cat-vx3we
    @cat-vx3we Місяць тому +24

    here before it gets famus

  • @usibistro
    @usibistro Місяць тому +7

    2:34 best line undefeated champion

  • @goth_eye
    @goth_eye 24 дні тому +3

    Loved this! Weirdly enough, I had always thought about how a convo between modern man and traditional muslim men from the would go.

  • @cyancat8633
    @cyancat8633 16 днів тому +3

    Glad to see the muslim version of this is no different

  • @Spiritual_Warrior_Princess
    @Spiritual_Warrior_Princess 27 днів тому +2

    This is very good subhan Allah! Please continue making them!! :)

  • @NEVERGOON-e7q
    @NEVERGOON-e7q 7 днів тому +1

    It's interesting to see how someone from the past would react to modernity. Especially a Muslim. Seeing the various modes of technology is possible tools of fitna. How it connects to the signs of the end times. Especially with the political and societal norms we have.

  • @asifiqbal1117
    @asifiqbal1117 20 днів тому +1

    9th century Muslim would go back immediately as soon as he finds out what the Saudis/Emirates/Quaitis been doing.

  • @hamdanfareed
    @hamdanfareed Місяць тому +14

    As sallamo alaikum brother this was a great video .. u earned a new sub... keep up the islamic and funny content

  • @TheNiceOne_
    @TheNiceOne_ Місяць тому +3

    I wish there were more videos like these. I really enjoyed it thank you!

  • @Mothxcat
    @Mothxcat Місяць тому +7

    Imagine if he spoke old Arabic tho

    • @markhill3858
      @markhill3858 13 днів тому

      Ha probably nobody alive today can speak classic arabic properly .. languages drift over time. We just have to wink at that or the story won't work :)

  • @OnaarveSolomon
    @OnaarveSolomon 8 днів тому

    Liked the video. Very interesting. I watch this from Europe.

  • @theuser810
    @theuser810 8 днів тому +1

    I feel like this was personally addressed to me haha, love this video!

  • @Towardsthatwhichgivesyoulife
    @Towardsthatwhichgivesyoulife Місяць тому +7

    Who's the Khlalif now? We don't have one 😭
    May Allah unite the whole ummah under true Islamic leadership of khilafah for us to live under the entire deen of Allah and to protect the Muslims soon, ameen!

    • @jjihadi_nobita
      @jjihadi_nobita Місяць тому +3

      We did have ḵalīfah but the munāfiqīn declared his ḵilāfah as ḵaūwārij

    • @Aresydatch
      @Aresydatch 20 днів тому

      ​@@jjihadi_nobita What do you mean? Are you a Daishi terrorist?

    • @The_Prince770
      @The_Prince770 17 днів тому +1

      The second coming of khilafat is here, and every day another person joins his Ummah. He is Hazrat Ghulam Ahmed.

    • @jjihadi_nobita
      @jjihadi_nobita 16 днів тому

      @@The_Prince770 Kāfir!

    • @Aresydatch
      @Aresydatch 15 днів тому

      @@The_Prince770 Kaffir Qaydani Follow your leader on the Porcelain Throne

  • @hishamaziz764
    @hishamaziz764 22 дні тому +1

    "Who's the Khalif now?"
    "uh we don't have one"
    "Alright let's go instate one then."

  • @MaysTheGreat
    @MaysTheGreat 26 днів тому +6

    3:16 I PROMISE I DON'T ROLEPLAY ON MINECRAFT....

  • @caillousvaterhd9226
    @caillousvaterhd9226 Місяць тому +2

    This video was actually very entertaining. And it teached me something as well. The difference between those eras. Very good video.

  • @barathrum3107
    @barathrum3107 26 днів тому +1

    Tbf by the 900s they already had the technology to tell at what time each prayer was. I enjoyed the video this concept literally has endless possibilities and scenarios.

  • @fufuyaya990
    @fufuyaya990 8 днів тому +1

    man if he was really muslim from 900s after heard what happened to khalifa he would crying. it's like Sultan got replaced by a president. Thankfully we still have Sultan nowadays.

    • @NGOANHKHOIA-
      @NGOANHKHOIA- 2 дні тому

      I think only Brunei have a sultan now. Plus secularization is always better

  • @PrivateHans-v8w
    @PrivateHans-v8w 11 днів тому +1

    Kinda sad if People from 900 come to this year only to see the no khalifa,all manner of kids nowayday started to gone(not all),western became superpower,western culture is superior,lgbt and more worse thing.Is like the end of world.

  • @hishamawan16
    @hishamawan16 Місяць тому +3

    Nice video. Would be even better if you put on some old early Islamic clothes.

  • @achour.falestine
    @achour.falestine 25 днів тому +2

    " internet ? Is that a new trading route " 😂

  • @neohybridkai
    @neohybridkai 28 днів тому +3

    Great video, if you made sequel you can balance between the sad reality (Gaza, people becoming atheist, lgbt) and happy one (traveling for hajj and umroh by plane, you can do dakwah online, reading quran anywhere from app)

    • @boldisordorin9010
      @boldisordorin9010 14 днів тому

      Becoming atheist is one of the best things a muslim can do. And you don't become gay, you are born gay

  • @cosmicbricks3339
    @cosmicbricks3339 Місяць тому +4

    Bro wallah this video was so good man
    Literally a hidden gem and ofc I subscribed
    This just shows how reality is lol
    Ok reaction time
    3:38 yeah ofc akhi
    3:15 😂 bro just exposed the entire system

  • @chrisnewhard5863
    @chrisnewhard5863 25 днів тому +2

    Everytime I hear a tradcath (is there a term for the Muslim equivalent?) talk about the "gold old days" I remember how many died of poop death and childbirth and how grateful my ancestors would be that a deadly disease can be cured with just a few pills.

  • @zacharywheat6371
    @zacharywheat6371 12 днів тому +3

    I wonder which would be more accepting of homosexuality on average

  • @abdulwahabghulammuhanmad3758
    @abdulwahabghulammuhanmad3758 Місяць тому +22

    I don't normally make comments like these, but you got potential dude! I'd suggest adding SOME sound effects (like boom etc) and making your voice louder & energetic. I would recommend observing other comedy UA-camrs and taking notes

    • @Grxygxd420
      @Grxygxd420 Місяць тому +2

      Facts. Even without those effects it's still pretty funny😂.

    • @AffectionateLocomotive
      @AffectionateLocomotive Місяць тому +1

      no.no.no.no.no.no.no.!!no!

    • @AffectionateLocomotive
      @AffectionateLocomotive Місяць тому +1

      i ask of u to not do it.plz

    • @duppy404
      @duppy404 Місяць тому +2

      No please don't do this

    • @zegreznidi2922
      @zegreznidi2922 Місяць тому +2

      I suggest keeping it authentic, simple yet engaging, like the brother is already doing, I don't want things to become oversaturated, loud, and over-stimulated, I'm fine with these skits as they are Subhanallah

  • @tahabilal5531
    @tahabilal5531 8 днів тому +1

    "You deal with the jinn?"😂😂😂😂

  • @ninja3212
    @ninja3212 13 днів тому +1

    In his day his entertainment was reading books or listening to poetry or going to the brothel. Not much has changed since then.

  • @georged7059
    @georged7059 6 днів тому +2

    He would be confused that your nor married to a 6 year old

  • @Urodeprag
    @Urodeprag 16 днів тому +1

    This video is nicely made.

  • @redalert3727
    @redalert3727 19 днів тому

    Epic video!! Although you made it in a funny way, you put across a lot of important messages ... Especially about the adhan. Good work!

  • @sambosaman7922
    @sambosaman7922 8 днів тому +2

    That's a lie bcz Muslim in 900s couldn't speak english!

  • @j377yb33n
    @j377yb33n 14 днів тому

    definitely one of the algorithm nuggets i'm glad i clicked on

  • @thecatplayer9684
    @thecatplayer9684 15 днів тому

    2:35 🤣 never in my life have i heard a more accurate description for gyms

  • @ريحانة-و8ك
    @ريحانة-و8ك 17 годин тому

    i liked the video man 😭 it'd be really funny (and kinda sad) if you did one from during the crusades since they're so similar to now, you can be like they're attacking al aqsa again and he'll curse the "franks" (what they called the crusaders) while you have to explain zionism lol

  • @Rocketleague-73
    @Rocketleague-73 2 дні тому +1

    Thank u bro Muslim from India 🇮🇳 I am 14 but my parents hate me for being Muslim pleaseee help a Muslim brother out 🙏

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  2 дні тому +1

      may Allah make it easier. Just hide it to make your life easier, until you're old enough

  • @SeegalMasterPlayz
    @SeegalMasterPlayz 12 днів тому

    The 'horse' and the 'dealing with jinns' part got me so well.

  • @InfoSphereExploration69
    @InfoSphereExploration69 25 днів тому +2

    you reminded me of old dawood savager's videos which he cant. you earned a sub

  • @lwtyt2009
    @lwtyt2009 11 днів тому

    I like this video, it is interesting to look at the differences of muslims between different ages

  • @NuruzzamanShaikh-tz3pj
    @NuruzzamanShaikh-tz3pj 24 дні тому +1

    This was eye opening, it hit. It's so sad.

  • @fmvrpv3509
    @fmvrpv3509 Місяць тому +11

    Boycott Netflix guysss ❤

  • @pradeepchaudhary5996
    @pradeepchaudhary5996 8 днів тому +2

    0:59
    hears word library
    proceeds to burn it
    in part 2 introduce him to pagers
    i guess he'll find video of muhammad in certain section of dark web💀

  • @kelvinnkat
    @kelvinnkat 10 днів тому +1

    The Khalifa is Mia

  • @RespiroOfficial
    @RespiroOfficial 12 днів тому

    "What do you mean two towers were destroyed in the name of Allah? Imagine all the astronomy we could have done on top of them..."

  • @orange_mapping
    @orange_mapping 11 днів тому +1

    2024 🚫
    1444 ☑️

  • @faspelliviv585
    @faspelliviv585 11 днів тому

    Nahhh this is really good stuff bro. The part where he calls us out with "You gotta find a way to struggle" and "you pretend you live life elsewhere" lmaooo

  • @Matzu-Music
    @Matzu-Music 18 днів тому +1

    "so your lives are so empty and boring now you have to find a way to struggle"

  • @AbdulAli786o
    @AbdulAli786o 17 днів тому

    This video is crazy accurate. Even though its just a skit, kind've did make me realize I have zero reason to complain about any of the "hard" things in my life. Funny as well👍👍 Great video Brother

  • @turkishmappingtheturkishguy
    @turkishmappingtheturkishguy 14 днів тому

    Amazing vid. Even when bro would get invaded by the Mongols in 300 years, he was living a better life than now.

  • @Shadylookingahh
    @Shadylookingahh 8 днів тому

    this honestly makes so mcuh sense like with Netflix

  • @ameeraaisya8430
    @ameeraaisya8430 6 днів тому

    "Did your tailor out of fabric." LOL

  • @Muhammet-Kuruoglu
    @Muhammet-Kuruoglu Місяць тому +1

    Your dry deliverys were perfect for this role, this made my day haha. Good Job 👍

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  27 днів тому

      hahah thanks I thought the dry delivery was funny too

  • @JaidMongol
    @JaidMongol 28 днів тому +1

    listening to you makes me calm ngl.

  • @jeslinmx22
    @jeslinmx22 12 днів тому

    "you must have bowerful storytellers"
    GoTS8, Rings of Power, Star Wars Sequels: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @sd-yq6xz
    @sd-yq6xz 11 днів тому +1

    Netflix boycott

  • @UmarfarouqGachi
    @UmarfarouqGachi 8 днів тому

    I liked the video brada,
    but me from year 900 said out lives are so boring now we have to validate each other on the internet to feel good

  • @jamesgrewar461
    @jamesgrewar461 7 днів тому

    Very enjoyable and funny skit made me laugh 10/10 enjoy

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 11 днів тому

    alsalamu alaikum wa rahmatullah
    the random scroll photo was the only joke that didn't land, the rest were BANGERS!
    ngl I have no constructive criticism to offer regarding the scroll photo joke, but yea :D

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  11 днів тому

      there's no joke I just decided to insert the photo randomly after referring to the phone as an advanced scroll

  • @carrieswanson5475
    @carrieswanson5475 23 дні тому +1

    They probably wouldn’t use the Gregorian calendar

  • @richarderikssonhjelm8838
    @richarderikssonhjelm8838 13 днів тому

    Then Jinn bit cracked me up! Good work!

  • @Taiba-v1r
    @Taiba-v1r 11 днів тому

    "Did ur tailor run out of fabric?"😂

  • @abderahmanoubaha7957
    @abderahmanoubaha7957 8 днів тому

    he just missed by a couple of centuries
    if he arrived at 1824, the world would have been much more familiar to him

  • @sugoi9680
    @sugoi9680 Місяць тому +2

    When he asked if it's better than silk road I thought of something else lol

  • @SatireRON
    @SatireRON 15 днів тому

    He would say: where is my pre-pubescent wife?

  • @xyz-v8p
    @xyz-v8p 24 дні тому

    The concept was very good. Very nice idea to make a video on this topic. But the editing could have been better. If the same script was presented in a better way it would have gone viral, millions of views very easily. Khalifa, gym, videogame, internet-trade route, jinn market❤ beautiful

  • @KSA_175x
    @KSA_175x Місяць тому +3

    Plot twist: how could he speak English if there was no modern English at the time?

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  Місяць тому +13

      I mean, the real question is how did he get here in the first place🤣

    • @KSA_175x
      @KSA_175x Місяць тому

      yeah fr

  • @CompactCognition
    @CompactCognition 25 днів тому +1

    This would be sick as a short series

    • @DarkoGthoughts
      @DarkoGthoughts  25 днів тому

      @@CompactCognition putting out the shorts today, plus anothee video. See you there👀

  • @AmirRazan
    @AmirRazan 24 дні тому +1

    Brother is about to loose his _akal_ when he realizes that we have the equivalent of the entire Baghdad House Of Wisdom at the end of our fingertips 😂 MashaAllah

  • @aelisharshadkhan8113
    @aelisharshadkhan8113 Місяць тому +2

    "You deal with the jinn😂"

  • @salehal4291
    @salehal4291 21 день тому

    I actually thought you were arabic. MashaAllah brother.

  • @isahaque1
    @isahaque1 Місяць тому

    this was hilarious subhanAllaah. earned a sub and a like from me, may Allaah bless you for providing the youth with a halaal form of entertainment, and for making us all smile :)

  • @excused00
    @excused00 26 днів тому

    it's hilarious... oh my god amazing..ma'sha'allah was my favourite..the accent hilarious

  • @Abdullah-mn6sw
    @Abdullah-mn6sw 25 днів тому

    "why haven't you continued your conquest of the world?"