Defense Against the Zombie Apocalypse (Halloween Special)

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  • @michaeljames4904
    @michaeljames4904 6 років тому +2139

    So now we know why Paul has such a murderous hatred of soda jugs.

    • @leathery420
      @leathery420 6 років тому +88

      I wonder if Hickok is a dentist too?

    • @scowler92
      @scowler92 6 років тому +117

      Paul Harrell is... *THE SHASTA-BLASTA.*

    • @michaeljames4904
      @michaeljames4904 6 років тому +62

      I loved the part about “floss” as if Mr Harrell’s audience didn’t know he always concealed carried garrotte wire.

    • @IAmMyOwnApprentice
      @IAmMyOwnApprentice 6 років тому +15

      @@leathery420
      Hickok was an English teacher, I think.

    • @heraclitus6100
      @heraclitus6100 6 років тому +52

      I weld for a living. Build machines mostly for breweries but some for soda companies(coke, pepsi, ect.) well lately we got an order from the company that makes that shasta cola crap and I busted up laughing knowing that a good bit of the crap that flows through the machine we are about to make is going to get shot to hell by Paul.

  • @javabean215
    @javabean215 6 років тому +2451

    The only guy on the internet who can go from zombies to oral hygiene and still keep gun enthusiasts interested.

    • @fchanMSI
      @fchanMSI 5 років тому +34

      Keith Scarborough he also does in the deadpan expression

    • @squirrelmanyt6069
      @squirrelmanyt6069 5 років тому +50

      If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, Oral hygiene is important. Can't survive if you can't eat.

    • @michaelbishop3701
      @michaelbishop3701 5 років тому +6

      My thoughts, exactly. Love this guy.

    • @derekbroestler7687
      @derekbroestler7687 5 років тому +30

      "here's the top guns for a zombie apocalypse... AND, here's some dental anatomy facts as well as some tips for good oral hygiene..."
      As a guy in his 40's.... I'm not quite sure when it happened.... but Paul Harrell is, as the kids say these days "my spirit animal".... lol
      PS... Change your oil every six months... I don't care if the light's come on yet, I don't care what the manufacturer tells you.... Has it been six months? Change your oil.... A small investment will make a BIG difference in the life of your car... AND as an ACTUAL professional locksmith, squirt a little WD40 in your lock's keyholes every couple months, for the same reason.

    • @thomasvess6253
      @thomasvess6253 5 років тому +3

      Brother You speak the truth!!!!

  • @vikingmode9093
    @vikingmode9093 5 років тому +688

    When you're sitting across the table from a guy and he pulls out 5 guns from thin air then lecturers you on tooth care..you better listen.

  • @JC-fj7oo
    @JC-fj7oo 5 років тому +1140

    Next episode: Are electric toothbrushes more powerful?
    Paul Harrell: "This is the meat target..."

    • @Harleylovinchelley1
      @Harleylovinchelley1 5 років тому +3

      LMBO

    • @winn305
      @winn305 5 років тому +16

      The oranges simulate lung tissue

    • @fiveowaf454
      @fiveowaf454 5 років тому +19

      You need to make sure you get the "Tactical Toothbrush" and +P Toothpaste.

    • @Gideon_Judges6
      @Gideon_Judges6 5 років тому +10

      He forgot to mention the electric toothbrush is being fired from a 12ga.

    • @SnazzyZubloids
      @SnazzyZubloids 4 роки тому +61

      "On the outside we've got a layer of 14 gauge steel to simulate Enamel, followed by a 4x4 to simulate the softer dentin below. This 4x4 is Cherry. Oak may have been a better substitute for dentin, but My local hardware store was out, so this is what we've got to work with. Behind that is a slice of watermelon to simulate the spongy layer of pulp, and in the middle we have a ginseng root that's been soaked in alcohol, to simulate the root of the tooth, followed again by watermelon pulp tissue, another 4x4, and a 2nd sheet of 14 gauge steel, covered by 4 layers of naturally occurring saliva front and back. I'm going to step back to 1 yard and use this DeWalt 18 volt battery powered angle grinder..."

  • @vodka2724
    @vodka2724 5 років тому +964

    "3 or 4 of your halo buddies"
    "call of duty buddies"
    Paul's great, he knows his demographic is both gun guys, and 'not' gun guys

    • @ek7404
      @ek7404 5 років тому +115

      Ironically enough, a lot of gun guys today first got interested in guns from you guessed it, call of duty. I remember Black Ops had pretty obscure firearms like the HK G11 and Walther MPL. Just like how older gun guys got into firearms because of the old west movies/Dirty Harry with his .44 magnum.

    • @Jazzman-bj9fq
      @Jazzman-bj9fq 5 років тому +36

      @Vodka, I'd be willing to guess that at least 50 per cent of those who comment on real gun videos are gamers and not even old enough to buy their own gun.

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 років тому +16

      Jazzman3121 so?

    • @Jazzman-bj9fq
      @Jazzman-bj9fq 5 років тому +16

      @@Prince_Luci Well, the 'so' about it is a lot of folks in that group seem to make a lot of opinions about weapons when they really don't know what they're talking about. A gun made of pixels is not a real gun, never will be. It's like a guy who's an expert at Gran Tourismo trying to claim he is an expert driver of real cars. If I'm talking about a Beretta 92 about recoil and the qualities of firing one in real life, then you come back with your own opinions on that gun from the game COD or whatever yet you present your opinion as if you actually fired the real life one many times, you're presenting yourself and your experience as real and that's lying and/or pretending your fantasy world is real. It's also unhealthy as that person can't seem to tell what's real and what is not. That's the 'so' of my comment.

    • @Jazzman-bj9fq
      @Jazzman-bj9fq 5 років тому +9

      @Anzu WylieiYeah sure there are more people playing computer games than just kids but a person who is 35 is probably working and has a family so they're probably not spending 30 or more hours a week gaming and they live real life experiences. If you follow what I said in the comment, I was specifically talking about the gamers who want to get all into conversations to include comparisons and debates about gun types/calibers yet their only 'knowledge' of guns is based upon game models and not real experience. That could refer to any age actually, not just kids. I don't have a problem with folks who play computer games so I hope you didn't misunderstand where I was coming from. What I don't like and have no respect for is a person who speaks about any subject like they are an expert yet you find out from their dialogue that they really don't know what they're talking about. Any person older or younger who talks about something as if they're experienced on something real who lies about that IS stupid and immature... You made a huge point about me 'hating' on gamers yet you didn't get the real point I was making. Btw I myself am a veteran, I'm 52 and I will play a game here and there BUT I also own firearms that I have shot many times, and have shot quite a few types of weapons that I don't own. So Anzu, don't get your panties all twisted by what I said. If what I described doesn't apply to you then we have no problems.

  • @jocrpnter
    @jocrpnter 6 років тому +588

    92fs-✔ AR15-✔ Soft tooth brush -✔

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 5 років тому +19

      A toothbrush should be in everyone's bugout bag.

    • @uncreativename9936
      @uncreativename9936 5 років тому +6

      You forgot the floss 😎

    • @SnazzyZubloids
      @SnazzyZubloids 5 років тому +7

      1911 AK-47 Sandpaper

    • @brandonryan2235
      @brandonryan2235 4 роки тому +7

      @@SnazzyZubloids none of that 6000 grit bullshit either. 600, like a man

    • @dotar9586
      @dotar9586 4 роки тому +1

      Make sure to label them so you don't get confused! lol

  • @SierraBravo347
    @SierraBravo347 6 років тому +2113

    "We're in the Dental Office today, So bear with Any Screaming you may hear in the background. ...."😂😂😂😂

    • @joshuagrahamcrackers
      @joshuagrahamcrackers 6 років тому +51

      This is the best comment.

    • @SierraBravo347
      @SierraBravo347 6 років тому +13

      @@joshuagrahamcrackers Thanks! I love his Dry sense of humor. ; )

    • @SierraBravo347
      @SierraBravo347 6 років тому +2

      @Marc Singleton only if Paul id the Denntal Assistant on duty!

    • @billythebake
      @billythebake 6 років тому +1

      👍👍👍👍👍

    • @cpmtrad250
      @cpmtrad250 5 років тому +2

      Shane B lol love it

  • @BrandonIT1337
    @BrandonIT1337 6 років тому +170

    6:26 - "And, when our very large, highly mechanized, very well equipped military has lost that battle, and it becomes incumbent upon you and 3 or 4 of your Halo buddies to win it for us..." - Paul Harrell.
    He gets it. :)

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 6 років тому +2

      You gotta do what you gotta do

    • @ohtehlolz
      @ohtehlolz 6 років тому +12

      He's my kind of sarcastic.

    • @pocono_paintball
      @pocono_paintball 6 років тому +11

      I find it extremely interesting Paul knows what Halo and COD are. You think he's shooting kids in the face on XBOX?

    • @Cowmanik
      @Cowmanik 6 років тому +12

      @@pocono_paintball I need a Paul Harrel twitch stream in my life!

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 5 років тому +1

      Marco
      check out Paul's background
      YOU will be suprised

  • @michaelbennett9296
    @michaelbennett9296 4 роки тому +247

    Dentist: "wow! You actually flossed this time!"
    Me: "yeah I was watching a video about guns for the zombie apocalypse and he talked about dental hygiene"

    • @Thaddeus2007
      @Thaddeus2007 3 роки тому +3

      Hahah! This video reminded me to floss and brush.

    • @livewire2759
      @livewire2759 Рік тому

      I first watched this when it was new... I still don't brush very often, I still don't floss at all, but I did take his advice on rinsing with water after eating or drinking things that are loaded with sugar. It's ok though, I drank a lot of milk when I was a kid. LOL

  • @jeremyethridge1934
    @jeremyethridge1934 6 років тому +656

    Did you guys not get it? You need good teeth to be an effective zombie. It was literally a weapons maintenance guide/review for zombies.

    • @nicktaylor2544
      @nicktaylor2544 6 років тому +33

      Oh!

    • @timothymusson5040
      @timothymusson5040 5 років тому +20

      Perfect!

    • @yutakago1736
      @yutakago1736 5 років тому +19

      True. A zombie without teeth is nothing to worry about. ^_^

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 5 років тому +7

      You shoot out a zombie’s brain its still only a flesh wound.

    • @dscrappygolani7981
      @dscrappygolani7981 5 років тому +8

      Damn! Mr Harrell has done gone over to the enemy!😨

  • @Weaponsandstuff93
    @Weaponsandstuff93 6 років тому +1479

    Well I certainly didn't expect to learn so much about dentistry in this video, great work.

    • @vulpsturm
      @vulpsturm 6 років тому +48

      I didn't expect him to shit all over gummi bears like that, but here we are.

    • @kevinjohnson1139
      @kevinjohnson1139 6 років тому +85

      *Vulp FC*
      Well if you eat gummi bears, bacteria will shit all over your mouth.

    • @cal3662
      @cal3662 6 років тому +37

      Surprise dental hygiene. Baited me with the normal stellar firearm videos...Well played Paul.

    • @jakevonatlas2754
      @jakevonatlas2754 6 років тому +9

      Love your channel man.

    • @tyeeggleston6159
      @tyeeggleston6159 6 років тому +5

      OMG, Zombie AND bacteria attacks..who would have of thunk it...(i had to be sure I corrected this, you know the spelling and grammar police are always watching...😎😎😎).

  • @rickriemer7521
    @rickriemer7521 6 років тому +330

    Without a doubt, Paul Harrell is the best web-based firearms instructor / mentor / entertainer out there. No condescension, no arrogance, just a boatload of info wrapped in a calm humor. And this one is hilarious yet informative!

    • @blazzered2
      @blazzered2 2 роки тому +2

      Grandpa Hickok45 and Uncle Paul Harrell

  • @stevemiller7433
    @stevemiller7433 6 років тому +156

    Floss with bore snake. Brush with brass bore brush. Oral rinse with Hoppe's #9 followed by Rem Oil. Dry patch and you're all set.

    • @Sideshowbobx
      @Sideshowbobx 6 років тому +2

      Ballistol and good old hemp - that keeps it shining as grandpa tough us

    • @turbotek-wj8vc
      @turbotek-wj8vc 6 років тому +1

      Silly Steve: Hoppes #9 is the aftershave, you shouldn't mouthwash with that!

    • @normangreyagent1997
      @normangreyagent1997 6 років тому +1

      Where does the CLP come in?

  • @mwalker1975
    @mwalker1975 6 років тому +153

    I'm glad that Paul has validated that me and my Call of Duty buddies are really the best hope during zombie apocalypse.

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 років тому +20

      Nuh uh, me and my Halo buds will be the best!

    • @paradox5939
      @paradox5939 6 років тому +7

      Dabbs away in fortnite

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 6 років тому +7

      Were all counting on you. Not to pressure you or anything.

    • @joebob4609
      @joebob4609 6 років тому +6

      Yes, you and floss is the only hope we have.

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 6 років тому +2

      @@joebob4609I thought Obi-Wan was our lonely hope.

  • @jeffmansfield914
    @jeffmansfield914 5 років тому +77

    Mr. Harrell, I'm a Dental Lab Manager who makes dentures every day to replace patients' lost teeth. Whaddya tryin' to do, put me outta business?!
    Great video the whole way through! Thanks for sharing your knowledge.

  • @drownsinkoolaid4203
    @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 років тому +106

    Paul Harrell - The only gun channel that can make a Halloween video about zombies, reference the no-doubt unmatched skill of me and my Halo and CoD clans, and then finish with discussing oral health AND I actually sat through enjoying every bit. The best channel? You be the judge.
    *guitar riff outro blasts*

  • @sinbadeatinamcrib5960
    @sinbadeatinamcrib5960 6 років тому +297

    The tooth decay PSA at the end makes this the most surreal upload yet from Paul. Definite 5 stars.

  • @mrd7649
    @mrd7649 5 років тому +15

    This has got to be the best deadpan I have EVER seen. The COD and HALO references killed it.

  • @caseypederson6206
    @caseypederson6206 6 років тому +58

    No that I know his profession I totally get his animosity towards soda jugs.

  • @Takeo2011
    @Takeo2011 6 років тому +239

    Paul Harrell because chuck Norris need’s someone to look up to.

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 6 років тому +95

    _"Not bad even though I've been drenched in zombie blood"_ 2:12
    The way you delivered this line so deadpan, calm, and collected while the soda arched over your head had me howling in laughter. That needs to be an animated .gif

  • @kaiserc2471
    @kaiserc2471 6 років тому +307

    Honestly, Mr. Harrell, as a truck driver, I never thought a whole neck of a lot about brushing, but the way you talk is perfect for getting the information to sound serious without also being that condescending dentist talk.
    I now try to brush and floss daily. Thank you, sir.

    • @Rachara
      @Rachara 5 років тому +11

      Your teeth are like land, God ain't making any more of it, so take care of what you got.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 5 років тому +5

      Technically China is making boatloads of land, but ya know, it's...Made In China. So if they start making teeth I'll probably avoid those too.

    • @EnclaveTrooper1
      @EnclaveTrooper1 4 роки тому +11

      Nothing motivates you to brush your teeth more than hearing that something is pissing in your mouth.

  • @ShoginArmada
    @ShoginArmada 6 років тому +109

    Well that proves it, I can listen to Paul talk about anything, including dental care.

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 6 років тому +5

      Bro if he was my dentist I wouldn't mind going

    • @bandccoresohio
      @bandccoresohio 6 років тому +1

      @@a.ortega4505 my dentist carrys and shoots

  • @ramcharger9449
    @ramcharger9449 3 роки тому +46

    “When our highly trained well equipped military loses the battle and you and your call of duty buddy’s have to win it for us”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 nearly pissed myself laughing

  • @Ikarias1
    @Ikarias1 6 років тому +99

    You have accomplished in 5 minutes what my dentist couldnt in 5 years.

    • @lupusdeum3894
      @lupusdeum3894 6 років тому +8

      He's being altruistic.
      Your dentist wants you as a patient for life.

    • @Ikarias1
      @Ikarias1 6 років тому +5

      + Daryl: Eh, not really, we have universal healthcare and he has too much people to take care of anyways. Plus he has truly gifted hands, rescuplted my front tooth chipped in half in fencing accident, size is spot on and even the shade fits the original... He just aint the best in "explaining how bacteria piss in your mouth" :D

  • @j.v.7451
    @j.v.7451 6 років тому +79

    A dental hygiene PSA from Paul Harrell in a video about shooting zombies? There aren't enough likes to give.

  • @fatlegsdaffy9133
    @fatlegsdaffy9133 5 років тому +33

    A brilliantly subtle jab at the lunacy of thinking the Army wouldnt whoop the zombies QUITE easily.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 6 років тому +248

    Only Paul could make dental hygiene interesting.

    • @paradox5939
      @paradox5939 6 років тому +14

      Today we will compare the oral-b pro vs the dontodent 20.

    • @skinner321
      @skinner321 6 років тому

      No, he didn't.

    • @snakemain
      @snakemain 6 років тому +11

      You be the judge.

    • @David-rx2to
      @David-rx2to 6 років тому +2

      I somehow thought the whole dental hygiene lesson was going to eventually lead to shooting zombies in the mouth...which is technically a head shot.

    • @craigbenz4835
      @craigbenz4835 6 років тому +7

      For a moment I was worried that we would have dental floss compared in a demonstration of which we would have to be the judge.

  • @TheKentuckyPatriot
    @TheKentuckyPatriot 6 років тому +142

    When our highly trained well equipped military are defeated and you and three of your Call of Duty friends have to win it for us! HAHAHAHHAHA instant classic! Paul Harrell is a legend!!!

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 5 років тому +9

      If the army falls apart I'm not saving a damn thing, IM GONNA STEAL AN ABRAMS

    • @jeffmansfield914
      @jeffmansfield914 5 років тому

      Yes! Perfect!

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 5 років тому

      Thats not relevant in case of outbreak that turns everyone besides very few people immune to virus.

    • @MrSGL21
      @MrSGL21 5 років тому

      @@grahamlopez6202 grab a stryker/lav 25. easier to drive, more room to sleep in it and carry suppliers, no track maintenance, easier to fix.

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 5 років тому +1

      @@MrSGL21 but is it an Abrams?

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 5 років тому +245

    cool a video about zombies lol
    "bacteria piss in your mouth!"
    Oh...

    • @timhoward7852
      @timhoward7852 5 років тому +12

      That was funny, and then I had the overwhelming desire to go brush my teeth. 😬

    • @fuckoffwiththehandles
      @fuckoffwiththehandles 4 роки тому +10

      Not only that, they also shit in your mouth.
      Now between shit and piss in your mouth and which is worse? Well, you be the judge of that.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 роки тому +1

      @@fuckoffwiththehandles wtf lol

  • @aries_9130
    @aries_9130 6 років тому +92

    The foray on dental hygiene kinda makes me crave a "Life tips with Paul Harrell" series.

    • @ZackSkrip
      @ZackSkrip 6 років тому +7

      I know! It's like he needs to put out a video on dating or retirement savings.

  • @Kratos_God_of_50_BMG
    @Kratos_God_of_50_BMG 6 років тому +264

    The zombie apocalypse already *tried* to happen, it’s mistake was starting in Paul’s hometown.

    • @n7honeybadger103
      @n7honeybadger103 6 років тому +3

      I thought that was Chuck Norris.

    • @Kratos_God_of_50_BMG
      @Kratos_God_of_50_BMG 6 років тому +28

      Nah, Chuck is just a student of Paul’s who decided to go all “Hollywood” with what he learned 😉

    • @tamalpias
      @tamalpias 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha we got a comedian in the house 😂

    • @ebolachan3451
      @ebolachan3451 6 років тому +4

      Paul is basically Tallahassee from Zombieland

    • @bdubb4684
      @bdubb4684 6 років тому +1

      Awesome! Lol

  • @Ducaso
    @Ducaso 6 років тому +120

    Starts the video off with a novel examination of zombie apocalypse armament, but ends with a psa on oral hygiene and tooth decay. This is why I'm subbed to Paul Harrell :)

  • @nicholasshort7849
    @nicholasshort7849 6 років тому +138

    Maybe Paul should do some more dental presentations. We could find out if a manual toothbrush is "just as powerful" as an electric one.
    Also he could compare some of the "hyper" toothpastes to the Colgate red and white box.

    • @genemiller4148
      @genemiller4148 6 років тому +23

      Please ignore the sound of gargling you hear in the background 😁

    • @ablationer
      @ablationer 6 років тому +11

      But which toothbrush fits his hand better?

    • @foodank_atr817
      @foodank_atr817 6 років тому

      Hilarious!

    • @MattyDemello
      @MattyDemello 6 років тому

      My bet is on the electric toothbrush. My dentist begged me to get 1 after I had several cavities. I've been using it and I can feel a HUGE difference. With the manual brush I felt it never got under the tooth or in between to good but the electric 1 for some reason gets everything.

    • @ole-mariusbergesen7818
      @ole-mariusbergesen7818 6 років тому +1

      The deadliest dentist since doc Holliday.

  • @TheTeeWorldsfreak
    @TheTeeWorldsfreak 6 років тому +178

    When you watch a gun-channel and start fearing about your teeth

  • @billystink4611
    @billystink4611 4 роки тому +11

    I’m glad you are giving me and my Call of Duty friends the respect we deserve. You’d be surprised how many people show us little to no respect at all.

    • @grantfreeman5327
      @grantfreeman5327 2 роки тому

      Well modern call of duty players willingly play trash so it's of no surprise.. Go play DayZ.

  • @Ifoughtpiranhas
    @Ifoughtpiranhas 6 років тому +23

    What I learned from this video:
    1) The Ruger 10/22 is an all-purpose weapon.
    2) Zombie blood has an elevated level of high-fructose corn syrup.
    3) Brushing & flossing are important for your oral health.

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 6 років тому +68

    Paul Harrell needs an anime.
    But in all seriousness, I’d love some merchandise! Like a T shirt that says “You be the Judge” or “It fits my hand better.” Or something like that.

    • @monkeybuttdevinlane
      @monkeybuttdevinlane 6 років тому +19

      Front- "we're out on the range today" back - "so bear with the gunfire you hear in the background"

    • @jackwalter4000
      @jackwalter4000 6 років тому +2

      I absolutely would buy one. Great idea

    • @tactiletinkerer
      @tactiletinkerer 6 років тому +6

      A Paul Harrell anime, done in the style of '80s US toons like He-Man and G.I. Joe... needed an excuse to dust off my animation apps...
      His sidekick would be a grizzly bear named Gunfire XD

    • @alan-sk7ky
      @alan-sk7ky 6 років тому +5

      how about Don't be like 'Joe' or blam 1014, blam 998, blam 1007, blam 1012, blam 1004..... lets crunch the numbers.

    • @DG-sc1yu
      @DG-sc1yu 6 років тому +5

      Alfred F. Jones "Meat Target" t-shirt with an arrow pointing down.

  • @1Klooch
    @1Klooch 5 років тому +6

    Showed this to two of my gun loving friends who had never heard of Paul before. They watched with interest and a with few polite laughs at Pauls' dry sense of humor. When Paul went into his dental hygiene segment I snuck a look at their faces...priceless! At the finish I couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. Two new subscribers for Paul. Hope there will be a 2019 Halloween Special/Checkup!

  • @thespaminator
    @thespaminator 6 років тому +33

    “When you and your halo/call of duty buddies have to win it for us” 🤣 this may be my favorite video to date.

    • @nicholas1888
      @nicholas1888 6 років тому

      You know a lot of the preppers I've seen actually don't seem to have that mindset, seems more of a "I was right this whole time and I'm gonna shoot anyone who enters my property!" Not that it's better, in the very real situation where there is a collapse of society that isn't zombie related(Climate change 50-100 years from now), I don't think they'll be much help.

  • @BenOlsonMacslayer
    @BenOlsonMacslayer 6 років тому +50

    > Really have to watch the whole thing
    Is there anyone in the history of UA-cam that has only watched *part* of a Paul Harrell presentation??

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 6 років тому +1

      Great point. You ALWAYS must watch the WHOLE THING. Why wouldn't you?

    • @doggy7210
      @doggy7210 6 років тому +1

      One time my power went out and I didn't watch the whole thing. It was a sad day.

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 6 років тому +4

      @@doggy7210That's just depressing. I hope your treatment is going well.

    • @swish4kgaming472
      @swish4kgaming472 6 років тому +1

      I've never finished one. He seems nice but definately obsessed with firearms... he is also single.. wonder why

  • @onlinecomrade5737
    @onlinecomrade5737 5 років тому +181

    God- let’s make watermelon. A sweet fruit for mankind to enjoy in hot summer days.
    Mankind- *shoots melon*

    • @texmex8220
      @texmex8220 5 років тому +4

      disapointed kermit

    • @807D14M0ND5
      @807D14M0ND5 4 роки тому +2

      @ungratefulmetalpansy Yes we are the gods of the watermelon.

    • @leeham6230
      @leeham6230 4 роки тому

      @@807D14M0ND5 WATER FOR THE MELON GOD

    • @matthewd759
      @matthewd759 4 роки тому +2

      @ungratefulmetalpansy As are bananas, strawberries, peas, sunflowers, pumpkins and squash, kiwifruits.....well pretty much every plant (and animal) grown commercially.

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 4 роки тому

      Watermelon 🍉 🍉 🍉
      TIME ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰

  • @themanwithnoname9894
    @themanwithnoname9894 6 років тому +38

    You are the Mr. Rogers of shooting videos. If I had children, I would be completely comfortable letting them watch your videos while I went out for a beer or two. I really like how you kept eye contact while producing multiple firearms. I gave you ten out of ten on the Instructor Rating Form.

  • @willglo
    @willglo 6 років тому +60

    I love how we went from gun lessons...to dental care lessons!!! Thanks Paul!!!

  • @kgg293
    @kgg293 5 років тому +19

    I love how he keeps talkin not misses a beat with the gun fire in the background. Best gun channel on UA-cam hands down.

  • @GeorgeWashington76
    @GeorgeWashington76 6 років тому +140

    When I saw this title I dropped my Vodka and immediately clicked on the video

    • @RandomPerson-xo6yn
      @RandomPerson-xo6yn 6 років тому +2

      This cracked me up lmao

    • @g.k.6913
      @g.k.6913 6 років тому +3

      I drunk all my vodka, and start watching

    • @nickma71
      @nickma71 6 років тому +4

      Bourbon > Vodka. Evidence = Bourbon is rarely a cocktail/mixed drink to cover up the bad taste.

    • @reshpeck
      @reshpeck 6 років тому +2

      @@nickma71 potato vodka should be consumed straight and cold. Bourbon straight and room temp. Grain vodka with something sugary, which Paul explains at the end of this video is a bad idea.

    • @travisbrock1383
      @travisbrock1383 6 років тому +1

      What I want to know is how your handel wasn't takin by someone already. Freakin awesome dude!

  • @dgio5052
    @dgio5052 6 років тому +127

    I want to live in the pockets of Paul Harrell

    • @kgmcdonald1028
      @kgmcdonald1028 6 років тому +11

      Lint, old mints and knowledge.

    • @Hagop64
      @Hagop64 6 років тому +2

      It's where all the best toys are!

    • @dgio5052
      @dgio5052 6 років тому +2

      @Bryan Smith Yes it is

    • @UnclebeefDk
      @UnclebeefDk 6 років тому

      @Bryan Smith Skippy just misses his mothers pouch

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 6 років тому +1

      @@dgio5052I love it Skippy. Proudly own that position. No need to explain or defend.

  • @DilbertCronicles
    @DilbertCronicles Рік тому +1

    15 minutes and 44 seconds of pure comedy.. your ability to make one laughs is under-rated.. loved this video.

  • @adamcosta4610
    @adamcosta4610 6 років тому +62

    Paul on a tuesday?! a trick AND a treat!

  • @Corpsealot
    @Corpsealot 6 років тому +155

    I brush my teeth with cosmoline.

    • @311pique
      @311pique 6 років тому +6

      thank you for this comment.
      Have a nice day

    • @howard7689
      @howard7689 6 років тому +9

      Russian peanut butter, not just for breakfast

    • @drcrumbs
      @drcrumbs 6 років тому +3

      Corpsealot ahhhhh, comrade!

    • @d.magnum3271
      @d.magnum3271 6 років тому +2

      Break free for me. Have nice day.

    • @ElCineHefe
      @ElCineHefe 6 років тому +1

      @@d.magnum3271 What are you, some kind of connoisseur? LOL!!!

  • @nermalsturf
    @nermalsturf 4 роки тому +12

    I so love Paul's comedic genius!!

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 4 роки тому

      Very old school snl.

  • @rhoover5o
    @rhoover5o 6 років тому +34

    only paul could turn a zombie apocalypse video into a dental care educational video. well done.

    • @burleydad
      @burleydad 6 років тому

      Not to mention a mental health advisory as well.

  • @chrishelms1967
    @chrishelms1967 6 років тому +89

    When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Paul Harrell

    • @thenumerousfew1205
      @thenumerousfew1205 6 років тому +4

      Chris Helms
      Chuck Norris drove his mother home after giving birth to him
      😁

    • @thenumerousfew1205
      @thenumerousfew1205 6 років тому +8

      Chuck Norris and Super Man had a fight. the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.😁

    • @filipskotnica971
      @filipskotnica971 6 років тому +20

      You discover Paul Harrell under your bed, and then he says to you "Pretty creepy that I'm down here, isn't it ? You be the judge..."

    • @Mikhail-Tkachenko
      @Mikhail-Tkachenko 6 років тому +2

      "Here's my junk. Let me show you a close up."

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 6 років тому +3

      Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the Sun.

  • @baen1466
    @baen1466 3 роки тому +4

    I feel much more... wholesome and reminiscent of my childhood wherein there was no shortage of oral care literature.
    "Teacher looks tired today.."
    *that TV cart we all remember gets slowly pushed into the room and the lights are dimmed. Then a talking tooth with teeth of it's own begins to talk*

  • @gottcha86
    @gottcha86 6 років тому +100

    What did I just watch? 😳 Can't remember anything about zombie guns just feel the need to brush and floss!

    • @KoshN
      @KoshN 6 років тому +2

      I feel the need to go for some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, preferrably Crunchy with Nuts, Big Cups, the 44 Mag of Peanut Butter Cups.

    • @bseidem5112
      @bseidem5112 6 років тому +1

      Peanut M & M craving. But really, the zombie gun thing is not about zombies but groups or crowds due to economic collapse or EMP attack. Food shortages, immigrant mobs, or the poor breaking out of the cities and rape, theft, or death becoming common. An ultra reliable 9mm, 92FS,and a 5.56 AR. @@KoshN

    • @chrisrey9644
      @chrisrey9644 6 років тому

      @@bseidem5112 immigrant mobs? Racist much?

  • @nchunter8918
    @nchunter8918 6 років тому +68

    I could have guessed a thousand times and never would have thought that I would be learning about dental hygiene, AND LOVING IT

    • @nicholaspatton5590
      @nicholaspatton5590 6 років тому +2

      He got us right where he wanted us all along and we fell right into his trap.

    • @OKBushcraft
      @OKBushcraft 6 років тому

      @@nicholaspatton5590
      I wonder if he's ever sold cars for a living???

  • @spleespree5858
    @spleespree5858 2 роки тому +1

    I just wanted to say, Paul's explanation of the relationship between sugar and tooth decay was the best I've ever heard. It's amazing to me that even most dental professionals explain it in an oversimplified way, and sometimes one that is even technically incorrect, likely because they don't trust the average patient to be intelligent enough to understand it and use the information wisely. Or because they don't want to waste their time and yours. But simply telling your patients ''do these things because, trust me, it works'' isn't always effective. Paul's explanation finally made me understand WHY dentists advise the things they do, which made me more motivated to follow through with them. It also helped me make some of my own decisions, which have turned out to work very well for me. I appreciate the advice of rinsing with water, as well, which I now do after every time I eat or drink something. I also chew sugar-free gum after each time I eat or drink if I can. And while I have no idea if vast quantities of sugar substitutes is a good idea for my overall health, I can say that my dental health has greatly improved. I still need to be better about brushing and flossing for both my teeth and especially my gums, but I haven't had a cavity in ages despite getting one almost regularly before. Thank you, Paul.

  • @GunSam
    @GunSam 6 років тому +110

    FYI kids, don't trick or treat at Paul's house....He's that one guy that gives toothbrushes, and probably nickels too!

    • @indiomoustafa2047
      @indiomoustafa2047 6 років тому +5

      Gun Sam _Revolver Aficionado_ Cough drops.

    • @Sterlingrex
      @Sterlingrex 5 років тому +14

      Mom look, Mr. Harrell gave out .357 rounds this year!

    • @tealvampyre
      @tealvampyre 5 років тому +2

      The dentists I grew up by gave out candy bars with business cards attached. They *wanted* you to eat them. Good for business lol

    • @waltmagic
      @waltmagic 5 років тому +2

      Paul Harrell gives out chocolate jacketed hollow point candy

  • @macattacka2862
    @macattacka2862 6 років тому +11

    What you call 'the most boring part of the video' I always find the most interesting and informative. Thank you for the quality content on a consistent basis, and Happy Halloween! ☺

    • @craigbenz4835
      @craigbenz4835 6 років тому

      That's true, but only because it was set up by the rest of the video.

  • @Tadokat
    @Tadokat 5 років тому +79

    Instructions not clear: I flossed my .22LR ammo because it has cavities and rinsed them with sugary zombie blood made from bacteria piss

    • @jonathandoe1367
      @jonathandoe1367 5 років тому +9

      That wasn't exactly what he meant, but you got the gist of it right. Me personally, I used the AR-15A2 to fix my oral hygiene. I simply aimed for my brain, and it hit low. Took the bad teeth right out.

    • @boogalooslav6943
      @boogalooslav6943 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonathandoe1367 lmfaoooooo😂😂😂😂

    • @kylethebanjoman3295
      @kylethebanjoman3295 4 роки тому +2

      I tried to floss with my Taurus (.410 hornady critical defense) And nicked my memaw. She's ok.

  • @christopherch7307
    @christopherch7307 6 років тому +158

    Love the videos......I'm What they call a true connoisseur of your " you tube videos". And again these are what you call my opinions

    • @EDSKaR
      @EDSKaR 6 років тому +18

      But are those opinions based on fact, you be the judge.

    • @terrygrossmann2295
      @terrygrossmann2295 6 років тому +6

      ED-SKaR well there are several caveats on that.

    • @WRXXXual
      @WRXXXual 6 років тому +5

      What you did there, I'm what you'd call someone who sees it.

    • @tedsheldon11
      @tedsheldon11 6 років тому +3

      and no yeahbuts

  • @dELTA13579111315
    @dELTA13579111315 6 років тому +45

    I've got my 50AE Deagle and AKM set for anti zombie duty
    I never expected to learn so much about teeth in a video about best guns for a zombie apocalypse lol bravo

    • @paradox5939
      @paradox5939 6 років тому +3

      What I learned in the video:
      -use a ruger 1022 for brushing your teeth
      -defend against zombies with a soft toothbrush

  • @loismoore4063
    @loismoore4063 4 роки тому +1

    How you made that video with a straight face is a testament to self-control. Great dental advice also.

  • @ekg1862
    @ekg1862 6 років тому +63

    Oh my. I don’t want bacteria pissing in my mouth 🤐

  • @MatteoSixSeventyFour
    @MatteoSixSeventyFour 6 років тому +53

    Paul Harrel video and it's not a Thursday. Oh, today is a good day!

    • @smithn.wesson495
      @smithn.wesson495 6 років тому +2

      Hopefully this means there will be 2 videos this week! :-)

  • @MoparNewport
    @MoparNewport 5 років тому +44

    Now knowing this man is also a dentist, makes him even more bloody intimidating.

    • @stevewilson9792
      @stevewilson9792 5 років тому +15

      CDA. Certified Dental Assistant. Paul is not a dentist but a critical&valuable part of the team.

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro 4 роки тому +13

      *Paul shoots someone* you're bleeding because you don't floss

  • @ducks1234567
    @ducks1234567 6 років тому +23

    I've always thought a semiauto 22 lr would be a great choice during a zombie apocalypse, and now The Paul has confirmed my opinion. I feel vindicated!

    • @charleshetrick3152
      @charleshetrick3152 6 років тому

      Chris Jurgenson not exactly. He mentioned people clinging to the fiction that rim fire is less reliable. But the real problem is storage. 22LR bullets corrode very quickly, thusly making them wildly inaccurate. The copper washed tend to last the longest.
      Plus the best caliber for zombies is fire and or a trench.
      Note: my armory also contains my water heater which is a Hybrid Electric type so as it heats the water it is pulling heat and moisture out of the air. We’re a family of five and the thing runs near all day. The atmosphere in my armory hovers between 57-66 degrees Fahrenheit and 34-41% humidity. It is dry and cold all the time and the air is constantly moving yet still my 22LR oxidizes within a few years where as my properly jacketed center fire projectiles look brand new.

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 6 років тому

      @@charleshetrick3152 Raid a gun shop and stock up on rounds still in the plastic wrap or whatever.

    • @PacketWrangler
      @PacketWrangler 6 років тому

      @@charleshetrick3152 Huh. I had a box of 500 or so .22lr rounds for about 17 years that moved to multiple residences. I shot all of them and had one or two that ended up being duds. Cosmetically, they were fine.

    • @ducks1234567
      @ducks1234567 6 років тому

      Thanks Rick Grimes!

    • @charleshetrick3152
      @charleshetrick3152 6 років тому

      I’ve never been able to figure out what was going on. An associate and I bought about 30,000 rounds after prices stabilized after the first Obama election all from different sources and different types and all oxidized surprisingly quickly. The whole thing turned me off of 22LR as an ammo I could store for any real period of time. I still use it for training new shooters and maintain a substantial stock pile. I’m just sure to rotate it.
      22 WMR I’ve had great luck with it’s just a little pricey and can’t be reloaded.

  • @shawnrobinson7446
    @shawnrobinson7446 6 років тому +18

    "Incumbent on you and 3 or 4 of your Halo buddies to win it for us" -LOL Love it. keep em coming

  • @CrazySC833
    @CrazySC833 5 років тому

    Gotta love Paul. Literally the best firearm channel on UA-cam. No frills, just hard, objective information from what we might call a professional. Also love how he apologizes for some kind of "speech impediment" and I just sit here and scratch my head and go "WHAT speech impediment is he talking about?!"

  • @slipperysam1337
    @slipperysam1337 6 років тому +89

    Jokes aside... Paul, what do you suggest for killing robots? Realistically, we are more likely to face an apocalypse related to AI, rather than the undead. Have you seen they type of stuff Boston dynamics has been working on? How do we put them down?

    • @PaulHarrell
      @PaulHarrell  6 років тому +130

      Is that what the plasma rifle in 40 watt range is for?

    • @jackstephens7222
      @jackstephens7222 6 років тому +7

      @@PaulHarrell It is indeed.

    • @ethangoldsmith9332
      @ethangoldsmith9332 6 років тому +5

      sledge hammer, because why not

    • @ericadolphson7276
      @ericadolphson7276 6 років тому +8

      My Daughter, who is on the schools 5th grade advanced robotics program team. She has no problem breaking my "military grade stuff". She has an IQ of 148.
      Dad

    • @ericadolphson7276
      @ericadolphson7276 6 років тому +3

      My dad"s wisdom would say, sit in a just moved outhouse, moved 6 ft back.
      I would guess old fashioned WW2 British "Dragon Tank" the 100yd oil / gas flame cannon. Google it, it was truly awesome but needs an Abrams behind the Canon.

  • @willkjj4455
    @willkjj4455 6 років тому +91

    “If you are preparing for the zombie apocalypse you should seek mental help”
    -Paul Harrell

    • @jpkarbunko
      @jpkarbunko 6 років тому +8

      You mean dental help :D

    • @clm652
      @clm652 6 років тому +8

      The " zombie apocalypse " people are " preparing " for is metaphorical. There is a contingent of our population who literally believe money comes from the government. Literally. You can easily conclude from that level of co-dependence how fast these people would resort to survival by absolute force (as well as other morally flexible people just waiting for the veneer of society to lapse ) should the grid go down or any massive disruption of services etc due to the fact that they have zero skills or ability to provide for themselves during even the golden era ( so far ) of civilization in the most resourceful country that's ever existed. It would be a shitshow of epic proportions. Next time you hear any Zombie Apoc discussion you'll know it's code for mouth breathers during SHTF.

    • @cr6129
      @cr6129 6 років тому

      @@clm652 Exactly (thumbs up)

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 6 років тому +1

      Zombies, Communists, what's the difference really.

  • @rachelblack3816
    @rachelblack3816 5 років тому +6

    "Top 5 Anti-zombie Firearms". Oh man, Paul, I love it. And delivered totally straight. Love it. This vid made my day!

  • @clangerbasher
    @clangerbasher 6 років тому +34

    The reason why Rick is leaving The Walking Dead is he knows he is no Paul Harrell. If he was there would be no walkers left or car salesmen with baseball bats.

    • @pozn9962
      @pozn9962 6 років тому +1

      RICKY!......

    • @nferraro222
      @nferraro222 6 років тому

      Paul was originally supposed to star in the show, but the producers realized there'd only be two or three episodes before all the zombies were gone.

  • @frmnjem86
    @frmnjem86 4 роки тому +3

    One of my favorite videos so far. You kept my attention all the way through. I was genuinely interested in the dental hygiene segment and learned something at the end. Came for a bit of science and dry humor, left with that and knowledge.

  • @peter5530
    @peter5530 5 років тому +60

    Paul: Alright now say "ah"
    Client opens mouth
    Paul: Looks okay to me

    • @mattjohnson552
      @mattjohnson552 5 років тому +22

      You be the judge

    • @flamingosextet8649
      @flamingosextet8649 5 років тому +14

      Not bad at all

    • @rcwagon
      @rcwagon 4 роки тому +1

      And now let's polish these teeth with BlueDOT 148 grain smokeless powder. I've replaced your crowns with percussion caps to help reduce the bacterial level in your mouth.

    • @sonnyg960
      @sonnyg960 3 роки тому +1

      Paul:Alright now say “ah”
      Client opens mouth
      Paul: what I’m about to say is based on my experience my training an my opinion but it looks like you have a lot of caveats

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 5 років тому +19

    I came to get advice on surviving the Zombie apocalypse - I stayed for the advice on how to survive the equally terrifying world of sugary snacks. Thank you, sir!

  • @amelliamendel2227
    @amelliamendel2227 4 роки тому +11

    6:28 literally in tears, great video

  • @Wulfslord
    @Wulfslord 5 років тому

    I stumbled upon this channel a few months back by coinvidence and really came to appreciate your manner of calm talking and properly explaining your views. Please keep up the good work, Sir!

  • @TRONMAGNUM2099
    @TRONMAGNUM2099 6 років тому +28

    I just added having Paul Harrell do a teeth cleaning on my bucket list.

  • @chubbycatfish4573
    @chubbycatfish4573 6 років тому +6

    I never expected a Paul Harrell Halloween special!

  • @lethaldosage
    @lethaldosage 5 років тому +2

    Paul's ability to keep a straight face when he obviously doesn't want to is the best.

  • @chrishelms1967
    @chrishelms1967 6 років тому +17

    Imagine someone out there will find this video as thier 1st video on the channel...... and think Paul is insane

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 6 років тому +1

      I too was thinking "what if I got someone to check out this channel, and this was the first one they watched?". Hahaha I can only hope they could appreciate his humor and stick around for all of it.

    • @chrishelms1967
      @chrishelms1967 6 років тому

      @Rolie O'Leary .........👍😊👍

  • @FNxmm
    @FNxmm 5 років тому +29

    Lmao “you and your call of duty friends have to win it for us” I died laughing

  • @Novous
    @Novous 5 років тому +21

    Up next: The effectiveness of Snickers against 3 layers of dry wall with insulation wrapped in pork bones

    • @Paradisio84
      @Paradisio84 4 роки тому +1

      All stuffed into a 2 liter of Shasta

  • @kenhelmers2603
    @kenhelmers2603 6 років тому +4

    I am impressed at how serious you stayed during this video! Happy Halloween!

  • @kennethwinters2579
    @kennethwinters2579 5 років тому +5

    I love how he is so serious while he talks about zombies. Great sense of humor.

  • @richardtravalini6731
    @richardtravalini6731 4 роки тому +1

    Hidden in all that humor and fantasy, is a lot of good information. You are very good at what you do.

  • @northof50now
    @northof50now 6 років тому +5

    I know no other UA-camr that could have pulled off this video without me shutting it down...muttering some obscenity. Very nicely done. Thanks.

  • @robertriggs4704
    @robertriggs4704 6 років тому +13

    Proper flossing between Zombie kills is important. The American Dental Association recommends brushing every 125 zombie kills.
    Paul Harrell the best on the internet.

  • @grantdixson1442
    @grantdixson1442 5 років тому +175

    Love the shade thrown at HALO and CoD players fantasizing about them winning the zombie apocalypse.

    • @acow9966
      @acow9966 5 років тому +12

      Grant Dixson ok boomer

    • @benjiit5726
      @benjiit5726 5 років тому +16

      @@acow9966 chill out mate. Let the dude enjoy his joke

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 років тому +2

      Sorry you fantasize about winning life

    • @supercarnitas
      @supercarnitas 5 років тому +5

      “...this topic seems to be very important to some people 🙄 so here we are.”

    • @Kyosukedono
      @Kyosukedono 5 років тому +10

      It is not shade. He is simply poking fun, which is different.

  • @hypernova3527
    @hypernova3527 6 років тому +21

    After watching this video, my go to weapon would be... sugar!!!! If zombies have no teeth, they can't bite me!

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 6 років тому

      0:53 and 1:09 ua-cam.com/video/zdHvF-jfU2Q/v-deo.html

  • @Cowmanik
    @Cowmanik 6 років тому +6

    Between this and the Vampire video I'm confident I can handle any undead thanks to Paul.

  • @adityaparam8736
    @adityaparam8736 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly, I would love to listen to this guy just talking about anything. His voice is that amazing

  • @davegoodridge8352
    @davegoodridge8352 6 років тому +15

    LOL how did Paul go from a 10/22 to flossing? But, it works. Interesting and fun video!!

  • @johnski4709
    @johnski4709 6 років тому +6

    Really watched the whole thing. Thanks Mr. H ! Happy Halloween!

  • @themightypen1530
    @themightypen1530 3 роки тому

    I appreciate Paul taking the time and energy to make this video. I appreciate him taking the matter seriously too. Tons of useful information here.

  • @SamSwanner
    @SamSwanner 6 років тому +40

    Never thought I would be entertained by dental advise.

  • @amo757
    @amo757 5 років тому +17

    I've been lectured by dentists my entire life, but never this well.

  • @DullPoints
    @DullPoints 4 роки тому +1

    Coming back to this video I appreciate the mix of fantasy and realistic considerations. It's a pretty fresh take on a very crowded subject .

  • @Hisdudeness799
    @Hisdudeness799 6 років тому +27

    Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.