We're Born to Goon

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 86

  • @Perfinn
    @Perfinn 3 місяці тому +133

    Okay but who tf actually did this, this is like the one thing everyone seems to agree on leave the tribes alone. But somehow it just happens, its on the news.. very sad

    • @shanelayshock4001
      @shanelayshock4001 3 місяці тому +9

      Ur boi Elon musk did

    • @lex9468
      @lex9468 3 місяці тому +1

      literally the only think we all agreed on

    • @ashley2913
      @ashley2913 3 місяці тому +2

      @@shanelayshock4001it was proven to be false. Lay off the CNN for a couple of days. You might wake up.

    • @luimac3374
      @luimac3374 3 місяці тому

      @@ashley2913it’s a real story about a tribe getting star link and ppl getting addicted to phones but the original source never mentioned porn. That’s just a detail cnn prolly made up or someone on Twitter made a joke and they took it literally

    • @scuffedgravyboat
      @scuffedgravyboat 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ashley2913damn you really got her there

  • @WillytheTerryMain
    @WillytheTerryMain 3 місяці тому +62

    assuming speed of gooning is 1.0 j/s for x1 and 0.8 j/s for x2, gooner 1 wins no question. the exact numbers are a little more interesting, as while gooner 2 takes 10 minutes and 25 seconds, gooner 1 busts his load at 8 minutes and 20 seconds, meaning the exact length of this video is only 14 seconds short of bringing gooner 1 to completion

    • @comedicgenius353
      @comedicgenius353 3 місяці тому +1

      We got Sal Kahn on the line...

    • @Fatalismic
      @Fatalismic 2 місяці тому

      Those last 14 seconds are essential.

  • @disrupticon
    @disrupticon 3 місяці тому +14

    FINALLY they read the definition of gooning I stead of just theorizing what it is lol

  • @caitlynpotter5327
    @caitlynpotter5327 3 місяці тому +121

    I need a tmg gooning stream now.

  • @memerman2506
    @memerman2506 3 місяці тому +31

    “With the intention of what” uhmmmm sending a message Cody

  • @Rhin0beak
    @Rhin0beak 3 місяці тому +15

    Wow if I had a penny where a duo of my favorite UA-camrs read the online definition of gooning id have two Pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

    • @Drockthehouse95
      @Drockthehouse95 3 місяці тому

      Imma guess the other is Phillion cuz hes the only other guy I know who read it lol

    • @supergoku727
      @supergoku727 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Drockthehouse95he might mean game grumps

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 3 місяці тому +1

    The end with the "clapping" noise from Cody. 😆

  • @Quzga
    @Quzga 3 місяці тому +5

    Guided gooning ASMR

  • @emzisee
    @emzisee 3 місяці тому +46

    That article is clickbait. The tribe already had internet and phones. Now it’s just much more accessible for them. No one does research about what they read anymore. Sad

    • @SuperMoodyyy
      @SuperMoodyyy 3 місяці тому +21

      I goon 16 hours a day I don’t have time for that

    • @mitchellsev
      @mitchellsev 3 місяці тому +3

      i’m not reading that essay

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR 3 місяці тому

      Deadass?

    • @lao-ce8982
      @lao-ce8982 3 місяці тому +2

      @@X1ZRyeah, it’s been debunked already

  • @Chasing4Rabbits
    @Chasing4Rabbits 3 місяці тому +12

    I deadass thought Noel was dead bro. My bad fam for believing whoever was claiming that. Appreciate what you do. Keep living!

  • @megs6091
    @megs6091 3 місяці тому

    love that Noel is repping Salomons

  • @nickh397
    @nickh397 3 місяці тому

    goon 1, because he is functioning at a higher jack velocity

  • @4starwars
    @4starwars 3 місяці тому +1

    I didn’t know I was going to be tested on gooning rates

  • @SubtleHawk
    @SubtleHawk 3 місяці тому +3

    The article was fake and they had to apologize for publishing a lie. Look it up.

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 3 місяці тому

    Cody is gone gooning.

  • @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266
    @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 3 місяці тому +2

    Come on editors we all know you watch Charlie you didn’t see that it was debunked? Watch penguinz0 for context I guess.

    • @lao-ce8982
      @lao-ce8982 3 місяці тому +2

      Exactly. I love Cody and Noel but they are really late to an already debunked story

  • @lao-ce8982
    @lao-ce8982 3 місяці тому +2

    Tbf, this article was really misleading. Check out the original report. They had phones for years now, it’s not that they didn’t know shot about technology.
    Also, the corn aspect was mentioned once slightly in the original video and they were not that concerned at all. Just the writer of the article blew this up…

  • @orion5425
    @orion5425 3 місяці тому

    I am the one who goons

  • @jocellecanovas
    @jocellecanovas 3 місяці тому +7

    Address the statut0ry rap3 all3gations cody

  • @RedJacketProduction1
    @RedJacketProduction1 3 місяці тому +2

    go look up Sbassbear-Gooning if you wanna hear that Urban Dictionary page put to music.
    WARNING-it’s a banger

  • @bananacreamoats
    @bananacreamoats 3 місяці тому +24

    still nothing from you Cody? i don’t understand this decision..

    • @iwillbuycocainefromyou
      @iwillbuycocainefromyou 3 місяці тому +2

      what do you expect him to say? “yeah i did it”? this has been known for a long time

    • @Slumpskie
      @Slumpskie 3 місяці тому +10

      maybe cause it’s false and he doesn’t wanna give it attention 🤯🤯

    • @bananacreamoats
      @bananacreamoats 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Slumpskie maybe not saying anything and deleting comments makes you look guilty 🤯🤯🤯

    • @Slumpskie
      @Slumpskie 3 місяці тому +2

      @@bananacreamoats me when i spread misinformation

    • @bananacreamoats
      @bananacreamoats 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Slumpskie me when i have a parasocial relationship with someone ill never meet irl…like why are u so mad? i never said anything about the situation i said why won’t he address it. maybe log off… lol

  • @ttttttttttt2582
    @ttttttttttt2582 3 місяці тому +25

    should prolly address it...

    • @xKrypto98x
      @xKrypto98x 3 місяці тому +1

      No one cares man

    • @michaeltucker3625
      @michaeltucker3625 3 місяці тому +3

      obsessed

    • @ttttttttttt2582
      @ttttttttttt2582 3 місяці тому +3

      @@michaeltucker3625 just makes him look really really bad imo

    • @jazzi8129
      @jazzi8129 3 місяці тому +1

      Address what ?

    • @lao-ce8982
      @lao-ce8982 3 місяці тому +1

      What’s the context? I need chicha!!!

  • @jadin8317
    @jadin8317 3 місяці тому +3

    0.8 jacks per second implies that he’s just edging because theres never a full stroke
    So my ‘solve to goon’ is the 1st guy cause the second guy isn’t jacking but edging

  • @grantcpete
    @grantcpete 3 місяці тому +42

    Are those giant buzz balls?

    • @R43D0LL
      @R43D0LL 3 місяці тому +5

      buzz ball biggies babyyy

    • @magickalmason
      @magickalmason 3 місяці тому +1

      Yup! I work at a liquor store and we have 4 different flavors of the biggie ballz

  • @dnigh2080
    @dnigh2080 3 місяці тому +2

    I got lost halfway through the goon equation but noel really made me feel okay about it

  • @CrashikusMaxikus
    @CrashikusMaxikus 3 місяці тому +6

    Address the fans Cody

  • @Spookylies
    @Spookylies 3 місяці тому

    😮‍💨

  • @connorforhan910
    @connorforhan910 3 місяці тому +7

    The whole being ruined by porn addiction thing was basically just made up and sensationalized.

    • @ashley2913
      @ashley2913 3 місяці тому +1

      Exactly!…..no one does any research. 🤦🏻‍♀️