Dhar Mann HAS GONE INSANE..

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  • @PanchoIsTired
    @PanchoIsTired  3 роки тому +1812

    reply for water, go sub to dumpy RN
    ua-cam.com/channels/x9rdtXzO_jol0gZiKXXyQA.html

  • @ILoveDiddy12345
    @ILoveDiddy12345 3 роки тому +3838

    Schools: “everything you learn is useful in the future.” Hmmm yes I need to know what a 274 degree angle to know how to buy a potato

    • @avatard.chiken4811
      @avatard.chiken4811 3 роки тому +243

      we need to find the perfect potato thus angle is very useful

    • @Young.neil_fr
      @Young.neil_fr 3 роки тому +80

      And i need to know how solve for x

    • @aimeesstars
      @aimeesstars 3 роки тому +26

      True

    • @Cleanfocus
      @Cleanfocus 3 роки тому +44

      Idk I think I need to know how to use 15472822023x45÷7 *56

    • @fanimaedraws2832
      @fanimaedraws2832 3 роки тому +103

      *Triangles won't pay the bills Susan*

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 роки тому +402

    The fact the website says his Teachers name should’ve been a red flag

    • @yomamobama9948
      @yomamobama9948 3 роки тому +20

      OMG LMAOOOOOO I DISNT REALISE THAT

    • @dio6318
      @dio6318 3 роки тому +23

      Ay Garfield looking kinda drip tho 😳😳👌

    • @dio6318
      @dio6318 3 роки тому +2

      @Adonias Mendez Perez 👌👌

    • @swisscheese3094
      @swisscheese3094 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah we had a teacher pull something on that, this is why I just pay someone to do it

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 3 роки тому

      He was desperate.

  • @emma_627
    @emma_627 2 роки тому +55

    Pancho: I will admit I cheated in middle school
    Dhar Mann: so you see...

  • @asian593
    @asian593 3 роки тому +607

    Nobody:
    School: “We do not tolerant bullying”
    Kid: gets bullied
    School:
    Kid: gets caught cheating on a test
    School: “OMG! We are calling your parents”

    • @catcat7910
      @catcat7910 3 роки тому +6

      HHahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahhahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha funni hahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahah

    • @Chimaobijoshu
      @Chimaobijoshu 3 роки тому +11

      WOW THAT IS RELATABLE!

    • @c0urage32
      @c0urage32 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Its-time-to-stop
      @Its-time-to-stop 3 роки тому

      So true

    • @JordanOnlyJordan3524
      @JordanOnlyJordan3524 3 роки тому +5

      Remember "Talk to your parents"

  • @Cryptic__Crows
    @Cryptic__Crows 3 роки тому +157

    Schools: reject teaching actual life skills like paying bills and other stuff
    Also schools: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @AnonymousChocolate
      @AnonymousChocolate 3 роки тому +12

      and they make sure to drill it into your brain with a comically large drill so large it’s not even comical

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 3 роки тому +3

      @@bellapoarch9177 Stop

    • @notrotom
      @notrotom 3 роки тому +3

      @@bellapoarch9177 Bro people will sub if they like your content

    • @Cryptic__Crows
      @Cryptic__Crows 3 роки тому +9

      @@AnonymousChocolate "teacher how do we pay taxes-"
      "THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL, TIMMY!"

    • @fluffyfish2607
      @fluffyfish2607 2 роки тому +1

      The best part about the biology class I'm in is that I've finally learned what that means, in middle school it was just drilled into us all but I finally know what it means

  • @flarethefox1779
    @flarethefox1779 3 роки тому +245

    "we learned algebra and geometry"
    and yet the final exam is, adding one to 1000906, adding 4 numbers together, and dividing a number by 14

    • @shashankkamble6323
      @shashankkamble6323 3 роки тому +6

      I was just about to comment this

    • @jacobisverycool
      @jacobisverycool 3 роки тому +3

      @@shashankkamble6323 unlucky you :)

    • @iaminsfiredbytrustfration8502
      @iaminsfiredbytrustfration8502 3 роки тому

      @@jacobisverycool well didn’t expect that reply 😂😂 most people would ignore this kind of comments

    • @mcchunky1924
      @mcchunky1924 3 роки тому +5

      The kid in the blue shirt looks like he's six and he's learning algebra.

    • @jacobisverycool
      @jacobisverycool 3 роки тому

      @@iaminsfiredbytrustfration8502 o
      K

  • @BforBaylee
    @BforBaylee 3 роки тому +68

    Mikey:*Plays Friday Night Funkin on a tablet*
    Me:”That’s illegal”

    • @NoodleAnimations
      @NoodleAnimations 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @ad0rbsxabby468
      @ad0rbsxabby468 3 роки тому +2

      Nuh uh there is Friday night funkin on mobile

    • @imverystupidlol7194
      @imverystupidlol7194 3 роки тому +1

      But no keys to press

    • @Jeth1093
      @Jeth1093 3 роки тому +3

      And also the fact that he is just rolling his thumb like he is just playing a youtube video of week 3 and he is trying to pretend that he is litterally playing it on a f**king ipad which i actually do when im 8, i just find a minecraft video and pretends to play minecraft even tho i don't have minecraft on my phone and now that i discovered apks, i now got minecraft in my 2015 samsung phone

    • @gamershorizon3229
      @gamershorizon3229 3 роки тому +3

      he's not even playing look at he's fingers

  • @nottako8573
    @nottako8573 3 роки тому +197

    Teacher: Wow they did great on the exam, they must learn very well.
    Exam: *memorize answers, forget them after*

    • @gabriellemundo7756
      @gabriellemundo7756 3 роки тому

      That's me 😂😂😂😅

    • @tevan9274
      @tevan9274 3 роки тому

      The game is roblox survive and kill the killers in area 51 lol

    • @wud4134
      @wud4134 3 роки тому

      Fax

    • @button6945
      @button6945 3 роки тому

      @@tevan9274 and he was also playing Friday night funkin lol

    • @nottako8573
      @nottako8573 3 роки тому

      @@button6945 on a PHONE WITHOUT TILES

  • @jimmywoo558
    @jimmywoo558 3 роки тому +380

    “It’s not cheating! It’s called-
    ad: *Google Certificate Ceremony*

  • @the4eyes69
    @the4eyes69 3 роки тому +61

    I like how Pancho has been bringing on small youtubers to help them grow. He's a good guy.

    • @johndoezerss1669
      @johndoezerss1669 3 роки тому +2

      small my guy has 2 mill subs and you say thats SMALL

    • @johndoezerss1669
      @johndoezerss1669 3 роки тому +2

      unless ur talking bout the guy he mentioned srry

    • @DProductionsR2D2
      @DProductionsR2D2 3 роки тому

      @@johndoezerss1669 yeah he talking about him

    • @DProductionsR2D2
      @DProductionsR2D2 3 роки тому

      He talking about the guy he mentioned not dhar man

    • @chromasis10
      @chromasis10 3 роки тому

      He was more subs than pancho

  • @braylonmckee7849
    @braylonmckee7849 2 роки тому +68

    I cheated in EVERY test and everyone thought I was smart

    • @IconicVal11
      @IconicVal11 5 місяців тому +1

      Damn

    • @DA_DOGG600
      @DA_DOGG600 5 місяців тому +2

      Dammmmm

    • @Halfapunchman
      @Halfapunchman 5 місяців тому +1

      Dammmmmn also August the duck coped pancho I have a vid about ot

    • @BenDovet-fb4uj
      @BenDovet-fb4uj 5 місяців тому

      Teach me the ways

    • @Cbeario_
      @Cbeario_ 5 місяців тому

      Me too but I am smart I was just lazy

  • @SeanTheD0N
    @SeanTheD0N 3 роки тому +263

    Moral of the story: Dont use websites that have your teachers name...

  • @dianaalamine4783
    @dianaalamine4783 3 роки тому +291

    Pancho: it ain’t a dhar man video without “instantly regrets it!”
    Me: couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • @2alive.03w2
      @2alive.03w2 3 роки тому +2

      XD true

    • @csoy
      @csoy 3 роки тому +2

      68 likes...

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid 3 роки тому

      I quit my job recently because I make more money by smoking weed on my UA-cam channel & i run my own buisness, soon I’m going to hire people 😎😳

    • @tunok3874
      @tunok3874 3 роки тому

      @@SevenHunnid stfu and get a job Mr. Virgin.

    • @UnknownUser-hy2ei
      @UnknownUser-hy2ei 3 роки тому +1

      @@SevenHunnid bro ur one of these "cOoOl" kids who doesnt have a life

  • @RobProb-X
    @RobProb-X 3 роки тому +389

    “He just thinks money grows on trees”
    Well, he’s technically not wrong.

    • @niceair7344
      @niceair7344 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @damao9905
      @damao9905 3 роки тому +14

      yes cuz you can grow fruits on trees and sell it and thus money grows on trees same for food

    • @dangernoodle455
      @dangernoodle455 3 роки тому +5

      @@damao9905 bark to you can sell that too if you’re a good enough salesman

    • @Potato_tomato47
      @Potato_tomato47 3 роки тому +10

      Money doesn’t it’s actually cotton and linen that’s why when you put money in the washer it doesn’t break apart like paper would

    • @chillcat8502
      @chillcat8502 3 роки тому +7

      @@Potato_tomato47 I learned something new today

  • @Ghost11118
    @Ghost11118 3 роки тому +11

    Thank you dumpy for telling us what happened at the end, because pancho usually ends the vid on the most interesting.

  • @jjrainbowss7152
    @jjrainbowss7152 3 роки тому +68

    “Mr Wilson, what are you doing here?”
    *Flashbacks*
    “DID YOU SLEEP.. WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER.”

  • @mikalexstorys4808
    @mikalexstorys4808 3 роки тому +141

    Michael literally said "I'm gonna ace that test" but was playing videogames the whole time like... HUH?! I SMELL LIES!

    • @tyy6687
      @tyy6687 3 роки тому +6

      No shit smh

    • @bellapoarch9177
      @bellapoarch9177 3 роки тому +2

      𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚
      𝑴𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒕 10𝑲 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎..

    • @real.snatch
      @real.snatch 3 роки тому

      I play video games the whole time and Ace my tests :P

    • @somerandomweirdo1273
      @somerandomweirdo1273 3 роки тому +1

      I barely payed attention in school and used brainly to pass

    • @svsen729
      @svsen729 3 роки тому

      @@bellapoarch9177 shut the fuck up

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 роки тому +77

    Tell me something I don’t already know

  • @lyzcarrera3202
    @lyzcarrera3202 2 роки тому +3

    "What you learn will help you in the future" Ok how am I supposed to pay bills, food and electricity WITH KNOLEDGE!?!

  • @blueturtle3862
    @blueturtle3862 3 роки тому +218

    “The WiFi was down” “Internet was slow” and “my computer was lagging “ were all my excuses when I was really over here playing the Sims 4 and watching tik toks. I got away with it though😂

    • @hihowareya6861
      @hihowareya6861 3 роки тому +8

      same and to the point i hafta turn my gadget's wifi off cuz my teachers can detect if i left bc i want to or i left bc of disconnection

    • @veenaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @veenaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 роки тому +6

      mine were “i accidentally closed zoom” “i forgot” and “my internet was so bad it kicked me out:(“
      🥸

    • @raphaelferia4034
      @raphaelferia4034 3 роки тому +13

      Philippine's most said excuse:
      *my internet was slow*

    • @irelandlockhart834
      @irelandlockhart834 3 роки тому +1

      @@raphaelferia4034 BAHAHHAHSHS

    • @miloluvss
      @miloluvss 3 роки тому

      @@raphaelferia4034 tru xd

  • @stefancvetkovski7699
    @stefancvetkovski7699 3 роки тому +100

    Plot twist: he was on unmute the whole time and everyone heard him but didnt say anything

    • @steak678
      @steak678 3 роки тому

      yeah i saw that too

    • @luckyonekanobi
      @luckyonekanobi 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: The cheat website was legit and he actually passed the test.

  • @jacky-brawlstars823
    @jacky-brawlstars823 3 роки тому +110

    Title: *"Has everyone gone insane?"*
    Me: *Yes*
    The other part of society: *No*

  • @progamerprogamer9990
    @progamerprogamer9990 3 роки тому +9

    no one:
    not even a single soul:
    every dhar mann video title: He instantly regrets it

    • @iiRqvxnge
      @iiRqvxnge 2 роки тому

      In 2040 you'll be getting called a sexist or some shit cause you said "he" lol

  • @amulenaspades5856
    @amulenaspades5856 3 роки тому +91

    School: everything you learn will be useful in your life
    At job interview: "Hey, we think you're a really good candidate, but if Michael bought 756.22 bananas that were 12 dollars each, how much hair does he have? We need to ask to see if you can install these pipes and write this catalog"

    • @renexaa
      @renexaa 3 роки тому +7

      (this is a joke, lol)
      so, 756.22 x 12 = 9 074,64
      and
      9 074,64/100,000 = 90,7464
      so he has 90,7464 hairs

    • @imdaentityguy274
      @imdaentityguy274 3 роки тому +5

      I cannot comprehend what the hell this question is

    • @amulenaspades5856
      @amulenaspades5856 3 роки тому +1

      @@Andrea-fp9oo this is an elementary school everyday

  • @TheChell35
    @TheChell35 3 роки тому +164

    Schools: "Everything you know in life. Maths." Me: "Hold on sir, let me quickly calculate the square root of 4 just so i can purchase this apple"

    • @doolan0543
      @doolan0543 3 роки тому +1

      That doesn't even make grammatical sense.

    • @spongesss
      @spongesss 3 роки тому +6

      @@doolan0543 its a joke-

    • @peckinduck2915
      @peckinduck2915 3 роки тому +4

      @@doolan0543 true but it'ss a joke

    • @a1shahh
      @a1shahh 3 роки тому +3

      @@doolan0543 u dont make grammatical sense 😁

    • @elendolendo7497
      @elendolendo7497 3 роки тому +2

      @@a1shahh now you also don't make grammatical sense

  • @todoroki2849
    @todoroki2849 3 роки тому +61

    off topic comment:
    anyone else ever deal with their teachers saying “The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
    and your just sitting there questioning why the bell exists in the first place

    • @bellapoarch9177
      @bellapoarch9177 3 роки тому +1

      𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚
      𝑴𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒕 10𝑲 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎..

    • @skyler948
      @skyler948 3 роки тому +2

      @@bellapoarch9177 no

    • @floofyt2008
      @floofyt2008 3 роки тому

      I know and when we get to our next period late we get in trouble, not the teacher

    • @spade7530
      @spade7530 3 роки тому

      @@hyperfr3k114 Why are you being so rude

    • @camdendriscoll9979
      @camdendriscoll9979 3 роки тому

      @@spade7530 he is complaining about one of many yoitube no life's, they deserve it

  • @MemesbroOnScratch
    @MemesbroOnScratch 2 роки тому +3

    9:00 At that moment my heart started pounding as if I was in trouble, even though I am not

  • @smiles843
    @smiles843 3 роки тому +116

    Reason people cheat:
    *They look at grades, not if you really learned it*

  • @Lol-su4dc
    @Lol-su4dc 3 роки тому +100

    I love how the one kid defiantly says to his brother “I’m not gonna cheat.” 😤

    • @snolake6905
      @snolake6905 3 роки тому +7

      I lost 7 braincells trying to read and understand this

    • @kylo.1296
      @kylo.1296 3 роки тому +1

      "I'm just taking a shortcut"
      Yeah and grades are just numbers?

    • @yobridges2936
      @yobridges2936 3 роки тому +1

      @@snolake6905 How it is proper grammar?

    • @snolake6905
      @snolake6905 3 роки тому

      @@yobridges2936 many the was

    • @sjck311
      @sjck311 3 роки тому

      @@kylo.1296 LOL facts

  • @mtrxcrane8414
    @mtrxcrane8414 3 роки тому +187

    when pancho has no vegan teacher
    "Dhar Mann HAS GONE INSANE.."

    • @BreadCanteloupe
      @BreadCanteloupe 3 роки тому +3

      Bro listen that kids insane for not using a mouse on his pc

    • @urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835
      @urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835 3 роки тому +1

      @@BreadCanteloupe trueeeee

    • @enigmat05
      @enigmat05 3 роки тому +2

      "Lady tries to convince UA-camr to become vegan, she lives to regret her decisions"

    • @1hmatthewrajkumar113
      @1hmatthewrajkumar113 3 роки тому

      @@enigmat05 I will laugh my ass off if it happens lol

  • @puppy4566
    @puppy4566 3 роки тому +3

    give this man a medal

  • @SnickersEatsCookies
    @SnickersEatsCookies 3 роки тому +64

    Every kid gangsta till their teacher starts having sleepovers at his house

  • @v0id_is_inactiv3
    @v0id_is_inactiv3 3 роки тому +74

    "What's a dhar mann title without instantly regrets it?"
    Lives to regret it: ;-;

    • @jon6935
      @jon6935 3 роки тому +8

      my wife is pregnant, instantly regrets it.

    • @ZennaChan
      @ZennaChan 3 роки тому +7

      @@jon6935 what happens next is shocking

    • @bedebe1
      @bedebe1 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZennaChan Lives to regret it

    • @jon6935
      @jon6935 3 роки тому

      @@ZennaChan abortion

  • @doophensqirts
    @doophensqirts 3 роки тому +123

    school:"everything you learn will be useful in the future"
    yeah we need to divide 69 watermelons with 420 kiwi to eat a sandwich

    • @mothzu
      @mothzu 3 роки тому +6

      funny numbers haha

    • @Adam-rt9dm
      @Adam-rt9dm 3 роки тому +1

      IKR?

    • @rachaelz9845
      @rachaelz9845 3 роки тому

      And I will have to know the butterfly cycle to get a wife and kids

    • @renexaa
      @renexaa 3 роки тому

      funny numbers

    • @doophensqirts
      @doophensqirts 3 роки тому

      @@renexaa yes

  • @mahmoudhossam5746
    @mahmoudhossam5746 2 роки тому +1

    I like how u support all ur friends u r an absolute legend

  • @scarzware
    @scarzware 3 роки тому +215

    “Studying is for loser”
    So what cheating is for pros?

    • @aweseome245
      @aweseome245 3 роки тому +31

      ironically its harder to cheat than to actually study
      so yeah, technically you're a professional if you somehow manage to not get caught cheating, even if it is the morally wrong option

    • @clucky6716
      @clucky6716 3 роки тому +7

      Yes it is. If you have a easy way to success take it

    • @egg9707
      @egg9707 3 роки тому +2

      hold up did you not even realise that school is teaching useless things that your forced to do and they ar saying its gonna help you in life YEA DEFINETLY DUDE you know WHAT im tryna say but IF i was micheal I WOULD cheat too and anyway i would cheat because i WANNA GET OUUT OF FILLING MY HEAD WITH USELESS FACTS WHICH PROBABLY WONT HELP ME IN LIFE so CHEATING in school atleast IS A GOOD MOVE and you have to respect micheal man he didnt just get scared and said "i was tryna take a shortcut" ironically you should to save your brain to not fill it up with USELESS facts and YOUR forced to COS OF school. people can explain the rest i cant take school "the most important part of life" oh my god.

    • @greenman1200
      @greenman1200 3 роки тому +6

      @@egg9707 Holy shit, calm down. School is just fucking school, it's not that hard. Get over it.

    • @egg9707
      @egg9707 3 роки тому

      @@greenman1200 wdym "not that hard" look at how MUCH WORTHLESS work we do. ITS SO STRESSFUL

  • @vivpersonalchannel
    @vivpersonalchannel 3 роки тому +56

    Plot twist: The mother's name is Jessica and Mr Wilson is the teacher from the "Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher" meme.

  • @dingleweed5524
    @dingleweed5524 3 роки тому +109

    School: Everything you learn is useful in the future
    Hmm this shouldnt be hard, i just need to figure out the square root of 82 to buy this pumpkin!

    • @dingleweed5524
      @dingleweed5524 3 роки тому +6

      @Random Squeaker which part? The first or the square root of 82 part? because if you mean the "everything you learn in school is useful" part then almost everybody's comment is stolen. And i came up with the second part on my own.

    • @mikefrancisloyola7382
      @mikefrancisloyola7382 3 роки тому +3

      Sir do I Need the triangle inequality theorem and hinge theorem to buy a Controller. like bruh cmon 98 percrent of that we are learning at highschool aint usefull like bruhhh

    • @fire_mex8430
      @fire_mex8430 3 роки тому

      my brother said it was 8.5

    • @arvincastillo158
      @arvincastillo158 3 роки тому

      @Random Squeaker how the frick is this stolen
      this has the same general idea of one of the top comments, but its definitely not stolen

  • @_eesports
    @_eesports 2 роки тому +2

    8:16 imagine if it was perfectly synced to dhar’s voice

  • @m8ooz
    @m8ooz 3 роки тому +89

    school: "you need to learn everything."
    ah yes, i need to learn how to blow a trumpet to became an artist

    • @classicalsheetmusic1986
      @classicalsheetmusic1986 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, because I also need to know how to find x for y if b = 2 when I become a pianist.

    • @JojoJere
      @JojoJere 3 місяці тому

      THEN SWITCH YOU CLASS

  • @ShadowTheShameful
    @ShadowTheShameful 3 роки тому +172

    School: “Everything you learn will be useful.”
    Me: Hm yes I need to solve x to buy a single watermelon.

    • @ndelonteb
      @ndelonteb 3 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @Youarenotthehonoredone
      @Youarenotthehonoredone 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @lecaithegoat7705
      @lecaithegoat7705 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @renyu6857
      @renyu6857 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @peacock6824
      @peacock6824 3 роки тому +2

      Yes this is completely true.
      In virtual learning I would watch UA-cam a bunch during the class and I finished the year with A's in every class except ELA where I got a B plus.

  • @AJ-ik5ik
    @AJ-ik5ik 3 роки тому +30

    Michael: damn he stole my kill
    Teacher: Unmute!!!!

  • @adaassink6502
    @adaassink6502 5 місяців тому +1

    I love how elementary and middle school teachers give you lectures that high school is so important for education, meanwhile we're learning about the most useless shiz

  • @freakazoid2squared
    @freakazoid2squared 3 роки тому +71

    Perfect timing I was about to get my life together out of boredom

  • @whyareuhere2604
    @whyareuhere2604 3 роки тому +107

    Dhar mann: "______________ what happens next is shocking"
    pancho: that aint a dharmann vid

  • @LemoneVR
    @LemoneVR 3 роки тому +92

    High school math: Solve x, y, z, b and A. Also, you need to calculate the curve under a mountain!

    • @HampterCEOalt
      @HampterCEOalt 3 роки тому +5

      More like: A raincoat has a hole in it and the value of X is 24 and they are riding a bus. Calculate the age of the bus driver.

    • @LemoneVR
      @LemoneVR 3 роки тому +4

      @@HampterCEOalt and after you have to calculate the age of his kids (not even showing how many kids he has or if he even has any)

    • @HampterCEOalt
      @HampterCEOalt 3 роки тому +1

      @@LemoneVR Then the doctor will go dance and the bus driver will fail the the test so calculate the amount of water in a bottle of Wotah

    • @limarickagnel7148
      @limarickagnel7148 3 роки тому +3

      And the distance between the sun and the moon before the train reaches the station

    • @LemoneVR
      @LemoneVR 3 роки тому +4

      @@limarickagnel7148 (train distance from station: 0.01 nanometers)

  • @_poggers_1870
    @_poggers_1870 2 роки тому

    bruh pancho and dumpy collab is what we never knew we needed

  • @GM4N
    @GM4N 3 роки тому +59

    Everyone - "School is very important"
    Me - "Yeah I need to learn how to solve for x so i can figure out the wifi password..."

  • @maartendebacker9914
    @maartendebacker9914 3 роки тому +43

    "If you have never cheated, you are just smart"
    Me: Thx for calling me smart, but some people dont cheat cause they suck at it

  • @chilleton1006
    @chilleton1006 3 роки тому +80

    Them: *learning algebra and geometry at elementary
    Me: *having a breakdown after finding letters in equations

    • @Papii_chuloo
      @Papii_chuloo 3 роки тому +2

      Same😭

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 3 роки тому +6

      Hey, if you're not supposed to put numbers in English, then keep letters out of Mathematics.

    • @ShahbazKhan-yi9uf
      @ShahbazKhan-yi9uf 3 роки тому

      Yea im in 5th grade and im learning pre algebra

    • @liz.7107
      @liz.7107 3 роки тому

      @@ShahbazKhan-yi9uf just wait till you get to actual algebra 😭

    • @Inhale_8632
      @Inhale_8632 3 роки тому

      @@liz.7107 algeBRUH

  • @Elias32179
    @Elias32179 3 роки тому +2

    Pancho “I don’t know what game he is playing” after he plays it 😂

  • @nmxsanchez
    @nmxsanchez 3 роки тому +39

    Dumpy tries to make an intro and INSTANTLY regrets his decision

  • @justmonika1229
    @justmonika1229 3 роки тому +109

    So no one's gonna talk about how he's aggressively spamming his keyboard while playing roblox without a mouse.

    • @tsbinbsch
      @tsbinbsch 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @randomdutchcountryball7012
      @randomdutchcountryball7012 3 роки тому

      ROBLOX IS GOOD UNLIKE FORTNITE N MINECRAFT

    • @randomdutchcountryball7012
      @randomdutchcountryball7012 3 роки тому +1

      Oh I just realized he played a very trash game, I take it back, sorryyy

    • @L.E.8365
      @L.E.8365 3 роки тому +8

      They probably just took some random UA-cam video, slapped a green screen on the monitor, used the video for the green screen, and didn’t care if the boy put his hands off the keyboard when the video had the Roblox player playing. Also the game is that one Area 51 survival game. I don’t hate Roblox. Also why was he playing the PC version ( I know the mobile versions are not made by the actual creators) of FNF on a mobile device?

    • @veryepicplaneboi1674
      @veryepicplaneboi1674 3 роки тому

      @YAP WIEN Moe true. This this just my opinion.

  • @bardjr
    @bardjr 3 роки тому +26

    The funny thing is in the start when he's playing on the computer he's just mashing the keys and pretending like he died or something

  • @Lammwo
    @Lammwo 3 роки тому +2

    The game is "Survive and Kill the Killers in Area 51" in Roblox, it is a friggin classic.

  • @JustSomeDevKid
    @JustSomeDevKid 3 роки тому +60

    "Yes! got him!"
    "he took my kill"
    These are some really exaggerated expressions coming from a kid playing "survive and kill the killers in area 51" on roblox

    • @brickplank_films5189
      @brickplank_films5189 3 роки тому

      I think He is on my friends list lol No joke I Joined him in that game

    • @oh_no7938
      @oh_no7938 3 роки тому

      the expression would be accurate if he was playing tank warfare in roblox

    • @warmbottledwater7282
      @warmbottledwater7282 3 роки тому

      @@brickplank_films5189 sure, 100%

    • @JustRayTTV
      @JustRayTTV 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @JustRayTTV
      @JustRayTTV 3 роки тому

      @@oh_no7938 or arsenal or bad buisness

  • @lexijabami4530
    @lexijabami4530 3 роки тому +65

    "did you sleep with your god damn teacher.?"
    "mr.Wilson?"
    "MR. WILSON"
    i dunno why dhar mann had to name the teacher mr.Wilson ╥﹏╥

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 3 роки тому +7

      Cause Wilson is a common name.

    • @reptileemperor6452
      @reptileemperor6452 3 роки тому +4

      Excuse me but I believe the mother said, WISTER Wilson.

    • @bellapoarch9177
      @bellapoarch9177 3 роки тому +2

      𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚
      𝑴𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒕 10𝑲 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎..

    • @brickburger8362
      @brickburger8362 3 роки тому +7

      @@bellapoarch9177 my dream is to not see that font

    • @shivamparikh9471
      @shivamparikh9471 3 роки тому +2

      @@brickburger8362 ikr

  • @tuneofwind
    @tuneofwind 3 роки тому +67

    "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives."
    -Dhar Mann

    • @bellapoarch9177
      @bellapoarch9177 3 роки тому +1

      𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚
      𝑴𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒕 10𝑲 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎..

    • @hikariwrathyt9959
      @hikariwrathyt9959 3 роки тому

      Congrats on Poncho for hitting 666k subscribers!

    • @S1nc3rlyK4yy
      @S1nc3rlyK4yy 3 роки тому

      hey neji guess what naruto is married with hinata

    • @shivamparikh9471
      @shivamparikh9471 3 роки тому

      @@S1nc3rlyK4yy they also made babies

    • @S1nc3rlyK4yy
      @S1nc3rlyK4yy 3 роки тому

      @@shivamparikh9471 I know

  • @me_pablo
    @me_pablo 3 роки тому

    8:06 gotta love that it still is on the safari layout

  • @harlem043
    @harlem043 3 роки тому +46

    Honestly thought the dad was going to “leave for milk” and the kid would be sad

    • @johanakrumlova9968
      @johanakrumlova9968 3 роки тому +2

      And have they said 14dollars for hour???? likeeee thatssss really goood actualyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @2alive.03w2
      @2alive.03w2 3 роки тому +2

      That's just sad man what you said ;-;

    • @whyhatedum4351
      @whyhatedum4351 3 роки тому +1

      @@johanakrumlova9968 NAH U TRIPPIN BRAH

  • @irrelevant8639
    @irrelevant8639 3 роки тому +38

    Nobody:
    Pancho: Ooooh he's in trouble

    • @2alive.03w2
      @2alive.03w2 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @irrelevant8639
      @irrelevant8639 3 роки тому +1

      I've never seen anyone else as hyped as Pancho is to watch a Dhar Mann Video

    • @mcstutter8179
      @mcstutter8179 3 роки тому

      Don't forget the 2nd graders too

    • @irrelevant8639
      @irrelevant8639 3 роки тому

      @@mcstutter8179 so true

  • @rtab9109
    @rtab9109 3 роки тому +17

    1:21 He's playing Survive Area 51 on Roblox. I can't believe I still remember that game.

    • @imperium2692
      @imperium2692 3 роки тому

      It kinda looked like Arsenal.

    • @bunkley923
      @bunkley923 3 роки тому +2

      it's funny how he plays it as if it's some kind of first person shooter like fortnite but it's actually a roblox game

  • @PH0EN9X1
    @PH0EN9X1 3 роки тому +2

    The brother's reaction looks like the "OH MY GOD, WOW" meme lol.

  • @fabriziocavalieri4077
    @fabriziocavalieri4077 3 роки тому +47

    "studying is for losers"
    clearly this kid is on a different level

    • @Nirmala_Kanhai
      @Nirmala_Kanhai 3 роки тому +1

      does not know your work liar

    • @Jlzx08
      @Jlzx08 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nirmala_Kanhai its just a joke

  • @wjwfjacobswrestlingfigures325
    @wjwfjacobswrestlingfigures325 3 роки тому +72

    “It’s not cheating..... it’s called”
    *dramatic dun*
    “THE ALL ELECTRIC FORD F150”
    Also is anyone gonna talk about the fact that Michael played fnf on a IPAD?

    • @Samithecutie
      @Samithecutie 3 роки тому

      There are fake replacements

    • @hermitcraft245
      @hermitcraft245 3 роки тому

      I GOT THAT SAME AD LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Whatisahandledude
      @Whatisahandledude 3 роки тому

      He do like up down up down lol

    • @cashkash
      @cashkash 3 роки тому

      Its called *ad plays*

    • @heheheha2247
      @heheheha2247 3 роки тому

      Where do you play fnf actually? Is it on x box or something? ‘Cause it definitely isn’t in my play store

  • @werewolf5989
    @werewolf5989 3 роки тому +27

    Pancho talking about not paying attention in class
    Me:Can’t be me (while watching this video during online school)

  • @princekianalcoriza2529
    @princekianalcoriza2529 3 роки тому

    Here's Minecraft meme for school
    "What the school teaches us":*shows sticky piston*
    "What's on the test":*shows 10 commandblock with so many redstone contraptions*

  • @AAAAAAAAAAHH123
    @AAAAAAAAAAHH123 3 роки тому +24

    Pancho: Everyone cheated in school.
    Me: I don't. Hence why I fail most of my tests

  • @Willow.tree.
    @Willow.tree. 3 роки тому +65

    “It’s not cheating it’s TWIZLERS GUMMIES”

  • @charlotteexoticbutter5519
    @charlotteexoticbutter5519 3 роки тому +28

    Dhar man videos must ALWAYS have: "instantly regrets it" and or "lives to regret it" in the title, in the video, it must always say "you see" (insert dramatic backstory here) "so you see".

    • @sobekmania
      @sobekmania 3 роки тому +1

      It’s so repetitive and it bugs me a lot 😕

  • @Umair.k2006
    @Umair.k2006 3 роки тому +2

    You know you are a real gamer when your character moves without you even touching the keyboard

    • @Hardboiledegg69
      @Hardboiledegg69 3 роки тому +1

      i have been thinking the same thing when i saw this

    • @Umair.k2006
      @Umair.k2006 3 роки тому

      @@Hardboiledegg69 I must learn from him 😯

  • @yolixy1648
    @yolixy1648 3 роки тому +44

    I actually played minecraft while listening to online school

  • @rottoneggnog6900
    @rottoneggnog6900 3 роки тому +38

    i like the teacher, he makes a website for the test that has "all the answers " but it was to catch all the cheaters

    • @thediscomfortguy2863
      @thediscomfortguy2863 3 роки тому +1

      Monkey's would fall for it lol

    • @attilanagy5369
      @attilanagy5369 3 роки тому +2

      but its like some kid is trying to google it to learn what its about before the test and find the answers and enter them because its alot easier

    • @ihavethreesubs755
      @ihavethreesubs755 3 роки тому

      when you look up "mr willson's test answers" and get a result

    • @strawberrymilk5319
      @strawberrymilk5319 2 роки тому

      @@ihavethreesubs755 as a 3 year old if i saw this i wouldn't use it

  • @coldsalt6678
    @coldsalt6678 2 роки тому

    0:56 I like when he leaves his hands off the keyboard and the game is playing itself

  • @ballzyoffical1462
    @ballzyoffical1462 3 роки тому +40

    "studying is for losers"
    the brother: AY O WTF

  • @ZetaBay
    @ZetaBay 3 роки тому +21

    everybody gangsta until TEACHER PULLS UP TO HOUSE

  • @ALiteralSturgeon
    @ALiteralSturgeon 3 роки тому +26

    When he said " hello everyone its your favorite mexican coat here " i screeched

  • @jidionhighlights
    @jidionhighlights 2 роки тому +1

    "my channel should be down below in the description"
    Pancho: inserts link into the comments

  • @kingduck1807
    @kingduck1807 3 роки тому +41

    Pancho: I think everyone here has cheated on a test
    Me: I never cheated
    Pancho again: if you have not cheated that just means your smart
    Me again: 😊

    • @theviewer2614
      @theviewer2614 2 роки тому

      Ok 👍🏻 😹😿😻😼😽🙀🙌🏻👐🏻🤲🏻💪🏻💪🏻😀😅😃😊😁🙃😃😍😁🥰🥲😘😉😂😃

    • @DeathNight77
      @DeathNight77 2 роки тому

      @@theviewer2614 🥴😳🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🙃🥰🥰🐕🐕🐕🐕🐓🐓🐓🐓📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮

    • @Kappa5938
      @Kappa5938 2 роки тому +1

      You lie

    • @theviewer2614
      @theviewer2614 2 роки тому

      @@Kappa5938 LOL 🫠😵‍💫😯🥴🤥😵‍💫🫥🤑😐🥴😬😳😑😰😫🤥🥵😶😚😔☺️🤩🥰🙁☺️🥳😀🙂🎉😂😇😁😀🥹😍😅💩😸😺😿🫰🏻👎🏻🤏🏻🤞🏻👐🏻👍🏻👇🏻🙀👆🏻👇🏻💪🏻🖖🏻✌🏻🖕🏻

    • @dawn9812
      @dawn9812 2 роки тому

      You lie

  • @1e4822
    @1e4822 3 роки тому +37

    Life hack: play non-intense games without having important sound in the game or anything, and put your webcam on your game monitor. It looks like your paying attention and if you don’t use the games sound then it’s easy to tell what’s happening so you can answer questions even in English calls.

  • @taraamisuu
    @taraamisuu 3 роки тому +37

    When Pancho said “OOOO” It sounded like when Someone in 2 grade after saying bad morning to the teacher 😭

    • @PACIFIC_OFC
      @PACIFIC_OFC 3 роки тому

      Ikr- like- thats hella relatible

  • @rsethewlf4776
    @rsethewlf4776 3 роки тому

    Pancho is the best
    And yeah! I'd be freaked out if dhar mann didn't put ' INSTANTLY REGRETS IT ' in it

  • @nah_fr...
    @nah_fr... 3 роки тому +20

    When the kid said "it's called taking a shortcut" I swear to God an ad played that said we believe in taking the long road bro, you can't make this shit up

  • @phangaming9784
    @phangaming9784 3 роки тому +52

    micheal is playing friday night funkin' can we talk about how a child is playing this *ball*sy game

    • @NyxandBlues
      @NyxandBlues 3 роки тому +7

      QUESTION: isn't that a pc game?? Just asking

    • @joematheo4517
      @joematheo4517 3 роки тому +2

      It really famous

    • @RenRenNumberTen
      @RenRenNumberTen 3 роки тому +3

      he’s playing it on an iPad

    • @NyxandBlues
      @NyxandBlues 3 роки тому +3

      @@RenRenNumberTen i know but I'm wondering wasn't it originally an pc game??

    • @RenRenNumberTen
      @RenRenNumberTen 3 роки тому +1

      @@NyxandBlues I’m very sure it is

  • @SavageTube_YT
    @SavageTube_YT 3 роки тому +30

    Dhar mann: we’re not just telling stories we’re Changing lives
    Pancho: we’re not just reacting to dhar mann we’re getting free money!

    • @bellapoarch9177
      @bellapoarch9177 3 роки тому +1

      𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚
      𝑴𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒕 10𝑲 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎..

    • @ZechariahEthanbLee
      @ZechariahEthanbLee 3 роки тому

      XD

  • @cheesecakes1469
    @cheesecakes1469 3 роки тому

    He could've been smart and googled the questions to double check if they're right..What a fool of the teacher.

  • @vlone6714
    @vlone6714 3 роки тому +45

    I have cheated so much this year during online school but like you’re supposed to miss a few questions just to make it look like you ain’t cheating 😂

  • @Milkmansoffcialwife
    @Milkmansoffcialwife 3 роки тому +35

    Yes! More incredible content from our favorite Mexican raincoat.

    • @monke9693
      @monke9693 3 роки тому

      Obviously

    • @bellapoarch9177
      @bellapoarch9177 3 роки тому +1

      𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚
      𝑴𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒕 10𝑲 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎..

    • @Milkmansoffcialwife
      @Milkmansoffcialwife 3 роки тому

      @@bellapoarch9177 Bot.

    • @monke9693
      @monke9693 3 роки тому

      @@bellapoarch9177 no one cares

    • @thebuttman7468
      @thebuttman7468 3 роки тому

      @@bellapoarch9177 nobody cares about you and your dream

  • @ivonnehernandez1237
    @ivonnehernandez1237 3 роки тому +28

    My man Michael be having 6 questions to the test meanwhile im having 64 😂😂

  • @coltkrueger1029
    @coltkrueger1029 3 роки тому

    As soon as I saw pancho play MINECRAFT I Instantly loved this guy.

  • @senbon643
    @senbon643 3 роки тому +10

    so you're not gonna talk about the part where, when michael takes his hands off his keyboard and mouse, his character still moves? that's some jedi mind power shit

  • @shutup941
    @shutup941 3 роки тому +21

    I love how hes playin "survive and kill the killers in area 51" from ROBLOX loll

    • @jeeya4464
      @jeeya4464 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a good game

    • @shutup941
      @shutup941 3 роки тому +1

      @WaterishDog ik it play it too 'w'

    • @shutup941
      @shutup941 3 роки тому +1

      @@jeeya4464 yeh it is

  • @tartilli
    @tartilli 3 роки тому +20

    The real crime is that they’re having online class, but Mr Wilson shows up to their house without wearing a mask.

  • @Hshsjbdhxux
    @Hshsjbdhxux 3 роки тому +1

    9:13 that face when he stares at the little snitch is kinda well tell me what u think

  • @stier5558
    @stier5558 3 роки тому +29

    the funny thing is im watching this during my school right now

  • @lydiasaleh
    @lydiasaleh 3 роки тому +31

    the whole class when the teacher says "meet with me after class"
    0:03

  • @trentster8908
    @trentster8908 3 роки тому +129

    That younger child is most likely cheating, did you see how awkward he was about it? I’ve played enough amogus to know he’s sus

  • @relativelymarvans
    @relativelymarvans 2 роки тому +1

    look at the tv at 15:17 (best directing ever)

  • @Sackthing
    @Sackthing 3 роки тому +21

    Did anyone notice that Jayden looks like he's 7 or something and he's learning algebra and geometry?

    • @fearlessmemes3105
      @fearlessmemes3105 3 роки тому

      He's probably got moved ahead in grades because he's smart