"I get so lonerly in there" is one of those crisp sound bites from mbmbam that I have now incorporated into my everyday lexicon with incredible success
So, like, hear me out. You're a woman. Your man has a vasectomie now. You begin to engage in your marital affairs and you suck...and suck...and just keep on suckin' How do you know when the work is done?
The funniest part of this is Steve Martin being held up as some bastion of comedy and not just and old man who plays the banjo and acts in bad movies. Steve Martin should take a class from the McElroys.
"I get so lonerly in there" is one of those crisp sound bites from mbmbam that I have now incorporated into my everyday lexicon with incredible success
“New York-style dump” is my favorite Billy Joel song
This whole bit felt at LEAST 20 minutes long.
Feels like 5 dudnit
@@owenwilliams1222 this is still the demo mode
B O N U S J O K E
Once Griffin did exactly the opposite of what Justin advised for the stand up bit, I knew that shit was going to be comedy gold
one of the greatest bits (and episodes) of mbmbam history
“It’s one of my eccentricities!” Oh my god I didn’t think it was possible to love Travis more
Justin talking like he has twelve children when he has two
"mortin shart" absolutely fucking sent me
"I'm talking about real-ass wheat thins..." I can't breathe
"I'd love ki- I'd love to t- I j- I'd love to give each of you a gentle kiss..."
"And I was like, then I was like, 'Did you fall in?' And they said, 'No, we're didi- we did a- a divorce.'"
holy shit, this was my friend’s question
Δ KELSEY Δ *New York style shit
Δ KELSEY Δ incredible
Did it uhhh... did it help?
How they poopin' nowadays?
Truly an all time best bit
Did _you_ fall in?
I'm disappointed that they called it a "New York Dookie" instead of a "New York Sitty"
"New York Shitty"
Poo York State of Mind
podcasts are sadly bereft of homophone jokes :C
My favorite ongoing bit is Justin saying he has "a lot" of kids, when in reality he has two lol
Hey, 2 is enough for him to have been VERY excited for his vasectomy.
I love Travis
Thank Travis for Travis
(Yo, what was the endless Fight Club book? I missed that bit.)
It's worth clicking on this video for the comments alone 😂😂😂
Wait, but like... justin has 2 kids right? Am I wrong? I coulda swore it was 2 cause he had his vasectomy. Am I wrong? I just.. I have to be sure.
he has two kids but they keep teleporting so he thinks he has like, 8
So, like, hear me out.
You're a woman. Your man has a vasectomie now. You begin to engage in your marital affairs and you suck...and suck...and just keep on suckin'
How do you know when the work is done?
@@KayGee_yt you still produce, so to speak, after a vasectomy. There's just not sperm in it
@@KayGee_yt sucks to be you I guess
@@KayGee_yt When one of your kids knocks on the door to tell you that they threw up
Holy shit that exact same thing happens to me too it’s awful
justin has more than one kid????
Several kids
Fartin Shart
The funniest part of this is Steve Martin being held up as some bastion of comedy and not just and old man who plays the banjo and acts in bad movies. Steve Martin should take a class from the McElroys.
You've obviously never seen LA Story, and that's okay. That movie is amazing in every way and I recomend it. Definitely Martin's best performance.
Who?
*steve fartin'
No, Mavin johnson
This is an awful take