"I get so lonerly in there" is one of those crisp sound bites from mbmbam that I have now incorporated into my everyday lexicon with incredible success
So, like, hear me out. You're a woman. Your man has a vasectomie now. You begin to engage in your marital affairs and you suck...and suck...and just keep on suckin' How do you know when the work is done?
The funniest part of this is Steve Martin being held up as some bastion of comedy and not just and old man who plays the banjo and acts in bad movies. Steve Martin should take a class from the McElroys.
"I get so lonerly in there" is one of those crisp sound bites from mbmbam that I have now incorporated into my everyday lexicon with incredible success
“New York-style dump” is my favorite Billy Joel song
This whole bit felt at LEAST 20 minutes long.
Feels like 5 dudnit
@@owenwilliams1222 this is still the demo mode
B O N U S J O K E
Once Griffin did exactly the opposite of what Justin advised for the stand up bit, I knew that shit was going to be comedy gold
“It’s one of my eccentricities!” Oh my god I didn’t think it was possible to love Travis more
Justin talking like he has twelve children when he has two
"I'd love ki- I'd love to t- I j- I'd love to give each of you a gentle kiss..."
"And I was like, then I was like, 'Did you fall in?' And they said, 'No, we're didi- we did a- a divorce.'"
one of the greatest bits (and episodes) of mbmbam history
"mortin shart" absolutely fucking sent me
"I'm talking about real-ass wheat thins..." I can't breathe
holy shit, this was my friend’s question
Δ KELSEY Δ *New York style shit
Δ KELSEY Δ incredible
Did it uhhh... did it help?
How they poopin' nowadays?
I'm disappointed that they called it a "New York Dookie" instead of a "New York Sitty"
"New York Shitty"
Poo York State of Mind
podcasts are sadly bereft of homophone jokes :C
Truly an all time best bit
My favorite ongoing bit is Justin saying he has "a lot" of kids, when in reality he has two lol
Hey, 2 is enough for him to have been VERY excited for his vasectomy.
Did _you_ fall in?
new york dookie will never not kill me
I love Travis
Thank Travis for Travis
Wait, but like... justin has 2 kids right? Am I wrong? I coulda swore it was 2 cause he had his vasectomy. Am I wrong? I just.. I have to be sure.
he has two kids but they keep teleporting so he thinks he has like, 8
So, like, hear me out.
You're a woman. Your man has a vasectomie now. You begin to engage in your marital affairs and you suck...and suck...and just keep on suckin'
How do you know when the work is done?
@@KayGee_yt you still produce, so to speak, after a vasectomy. There's just not sperm in it
@@warren_waters play with meeee
@@KayGee_yt sucks to be you I guess
(Yo, what was the endless Fight Club book? I missed that bit.)
It's worth clicking on this video for the comments alone 😂😂😂
Holy shit that exact same thing happens to me too it’s awful
YALL ITS 10 PM IM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP BUT FUCKIN JUSTIN SINGING ITS A NEW YORK DOOKIE IS TAKING ME OUT SKJSHSBDJS
Several kids
justin has more than one kid????
The funniest part of this is Steve Martin being held up as some bastion of comedy and not just and old man who plays the banjo and acts in bad movies. Steve Martin should take a class from the McElroys.
You've obviously never seen LA Story, and that's okay. That movie is amazing in every way and I recomend it. Definitely Martin's best performance.
Who?
*steve fartin'
No, Mavin johnson
This is an awful take
Fartin Shart