For any random english-speaking fan who happens to stumble across this, please forgive my amateurish translation practice: 0:06 Renko: Sorry to call you out on spring break, Merry. Merry: I don't mind, I was just spending my time eating shaved ice. Renko: You must have been quite busy with that. Well I was busy too, but something came up in the club room that I wanted your help with. Merry: Oh, if you need me at the club room, we're about to try something new, aren't we? Alright, I'll come help, Renko. 0:21 Renko: Right, let's start cleaning up. Merry: It was at that moment that I realized that I had fucked up. 0:28 Merry: Renko, you come to this room every day, don't you? It's become a nest. Renko: I try to keep it down to 3-4 times a week. Merry: You're popping in and out so often this might as well be your dorm. Renko: I was warned by a security guard who was on patrol the other day, so now I have to clean it up. Merry: I've heard people saying we're a pretty poor excuse for a club. I'm beginning to think that they may be objecting to more than just our club activities. I don't have time for this, Renko, I'm just going to incinerate the place and start fresh. Renko: Wait, you're going to burn it all down right now? Merry: Of course not. Renko: Right, of course. 0:52 Merry: Now lets see, where to start cleaning? Even though its scattered everywhere, none of this is garbage. Renko: Of course not, what kind of girl would throw garbage on the floor? Merry: I don't think its about gender, it's a human issue. And it doesn't change the fact that you're doing it. Renko: Whew, I got this area taken care of, how about you? Merry: Did you honestly think it would be over that quick? Because I'm already done! Renko: No way, so fast after all that complaining?? What did you do in the space of those few cuts? Merry: Hmmm, allow me to explain my process in detail.... 1:14 Merry: First, the tidying up process is broken down into four major steps. First step: spatial awareness - instantly know where everything is. Renko: Hmmm. Merry: Second step: we go to the zoo. Renko: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Merry: Next, we go to the aquarium. Renko: Hold on, Merry. It was only a few cuts! Merry: well, if you go to the aquarium or the zoo, it's normal to go to the other one that day too. Renko: I don't know if that's true, exactly. Merry: and then step 4 - I called a contractor and sent everything away. Renko: OK, forget about the time, what's the point of steps 1-3? Merry: I like them. Renko: Is that so!? Merry: Well, it doesn't matter what the process is, the important thing is I'm done cleaning up. Renko: I guess so. So where do I go pick up my personal items that you sent away? Merry: huh? Renko: huh??? 1:52 Renko: I've cleared the floor, but I haven't organized the cupboards or anything yet. Merry: Come to think of it, I haven't touched them either. Renko: As far as I can remember I don't think I've touched any of them since we made this our club room. Merry: Why would you? After all there's no purpose for them other than to put your stuff in. Renko: We don't have time to carefully organize everything, what kind of club do you think this is?
Merry: Hoverboard dodgeball nervous breakdown club. Renko: what kind of crazy club activity is that? It sounds like a club with such vague activities it would disappear without any members, doesn't it? Merry: That statement feels like a boomerang. Renko: Well regardless, we still don't know what's in these drawers. It could be Pandora's box for all we know. Guess I'll start here... Intriguing, this is...! Merry: You're a curious girl, aren't you, Renko? I remember some end of the year show that did something like this once. Renko: Ooo, free DVD Merry. Merry: Not even a Blu-ray. Renko: I don't think we have a Playstation 2. Merry: No, but I have a regular DVD player, so let's watch it. Renko: I wonder what we'll see, what if its something ecchi? Merry: How do you mean? I think you should demonstrate. Renko: I will not. 2:42 Chiyuri: Stop! Don't put an egg in the microwave! It will explode like the SDM! Please! Think again, Professor! How am I supposed to eat my frozen fried rice if you blow up the microwave! Please, think of my rice! If you turn back now, I'll still be able to have fried rice!
Renko: what. Merry: Renko, in exchange for making me watch that, please give me your butt. I promise I'll be gentle. Renko: no, no, no, no, why are you blaming me for this? How did this happen? What did the previous owner of this room have against me!? Merry: Renko, do you remember the scratches on this wall? Renko: What are those scratches about, anyway? Merry: I hurt you once before. Renko: No, you didn't! Owww! Oof! Merry: Hey, Renko--!? 3:16 Renko: Ugh, where am I? Oh that's right, I slipped and hit my head on the wall. Merry?: Quiet, defendant. Quiet, please. Renko: Merry, is that you? What the hell is going on? Merry?: You don't seem to understand what's going on here, but that's ok. What's going to happen now is a trial, and the charges are... having such a sinfully delicious looking pigtail hanging down like that. Renko: No!!! What do you mean?! Merry: Ah! You startled me! It's OK, Renko, I've got you. Renko: Yeah, I'm OK. I was just having a weird dream. Merry: Sorry, I got carried away and kicked you too hard. Renko: Don't worry, Merry, it happens in club rooms all the time. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Let's get back to looking through the drawers. I have a feeling we might find something else interesting. Merry: What's that ticking? What a strange design for a clock, with all those exposed wires. Renko: That's definitely a bomb! Why is there a bomb here? Why a bomb? No way! It must have been here since the previous club had this room! Merry: That would be a really long time to be sitting there for a time bomb. 30 seconds left, by the way. Renko: Today is a bad day! Well Merry, all the time I spent with you wasn't so bad. I'll see you in the next life. Merry: You're so quick to give up. Calm down Renko, I'll make it right. Renko: Make it right? Can you do anything about this situation? Merry: Sure, the solution sits just beyond the border. Renko: Wow, that was easy. Your ability sure is handy. Thanks. 4:23 Meiling: *yawns*, I slept well. Another peaceful day. What is this, a clock?
Yes, another typical and uneventful day. Remilia: Sure is. 4:35 Renko: Well then, I guess we better get going. Thanks for your help today. Merry: It's OK, it was a lot more fun than I thought it would be. Renko: I guess I'll see you again during the break.... eh? uh oh. Merry: What's wrong, Renko? Renko: I lost my house key. I'm pretty sure it was here in the club room too. Merry: What a shame. I'm not going to go look for it. Renko: Oh Merry, it's probably just in with the things you sent with the contractor. Merry: You can stay at my house as long as you'd like. Renko: Are you even going to look for the key if I do?
タイトルの蓮メリのイラストが可愛すぎて、オチの爆発がサバの味噌煮くらいに当たり前に見えてしまう。
（錯乱）←平常運転
相変わらずMMDの脚は最高だぜ
2:17 「パンドラボックス」に「唆るぜ、これは」は天才科学者繋がりですねｸｫﾚﾊｧ…
メリーさんのスキマ、タイムマシン見たいに色んな場所、過去、未来に繋げられるんですね？締め括りの博麗の巫女衣装の妖夢さん、可愛いかったです。
スキマが出た瞬間に『いつもの』と理解した俺を殴りたい
0:53火炎放射器落ちてて草
うーん相変わらず御御足がお美しい
そしてメリーが放った爆弾の他に紅魔館爆発した原因あるじゃねぇかwww
紅魔館が爆発する運命から逃れられる日は来るのだろうか…
For any random english-speaking fan who happens to stumble across this, please forgive my amateurish translation practice:
0:06
Renko: Sorry to call you out on spring break, Merry.
Merry: I don't mind, I was just spending my time eating shaved ice.
Renko: You must have been quite busy with that. Well I was busy too, but something came up in the club room that I wanted your help with.
Merry: Oh, if you need me at the club room, we're about to try something new, aren't we? Alright, I'll come help, Renko.
0:21
Renko: Right, let's start cleaning up.
Merry: It was at that moment that I realized that I had fucked up.
0:28
Merry: Renko, you come to this room every day, don't you? It's become a nest.
Renko: I try to keep it down to 3-4 times a week.
Merry: You're popping in and out so often this might as well be your dorm.
Renko: I was warned by a security guard who was on patrol the other day, so now I have to clean it up.
Merry: I've heard people saying we're a pretty poor excuse for a club. I'm beginning to think that they may be objecting to more than just our club activities. I don't have time for this, Renko, I'm just going to incinerate the place and start fresh.
Renko: Wait, you're going to burn it all down right now?
Merry: Of course not.
Renko: Right, of course.
0:52
Merry: Now lets see, where to start cleaning? Even though its scattered everywhere, none of this is garbage.
Renko: Of course not, what kind of girl would throw garbage on the floor?
Merry: I don't think its about gender, it's a human issue. And it doesn't change the fact that you're doing it.
Renko: Whew, I got this area taken care of, how about you?
Merry: Did you honestly think it would be over that quick? Because I'm already done!
Renko: No way, so fast after all that complaining?? What did you do in the space of those few cuts?
Merry: Hmmm, allow me to explain my process in detail....
1:14
Merry: First, the tidying up process is broken down into four major steps. First step: spatial awareness - instantly know where everything is.
Renko: Hmmm.
Merry: Second step: we go to the zoo.
Renko: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Merry: Next, we go to the aquarium.
Renko: Hold on, Merry. It was only a few cuts!
Merry: well, if you go to the aquarium or the zoo, it's normal to go to the other one that day too.
Renko: I don't know if that's true, exactly.
Merry: and then step 4 - I called a contractor and sent everything away.
Renko: OK, forget about the time, what's the point of steps 1-3?
Merry: I like them.
Renko: Is that so!?
Merry: Well, it doesn't matter what the process is, the important thing is I'm done cleaning up.
Renko: I guess so. So where do I go pick up my personal items that you sent away?
Merry: huh?
Renko: huh???
1:52
Renko: I've cleared the floor, but I haven't organized the cupboards or anything yet.
Merry: Come to think of it, I haven't touched them either.
Renko: As far as I can remember I don't think I've touched any of them since we made this our club room.
Merry: Why would you? After all there's no purpose for them other than to put your stuff in.
Renko: We don't have time to carefully organize everything, what kind of club do you think this is?
Merry: Hoverboard dodgeball nervous breakdown club.
Renko: what kind of crazy club activity is that? It sounds like a club with such vague activities it would disappear without any members, doesn't it?
Merry: That statement feels like a boomerang.
Renko: Well regardless, we still don't know what's in these drawers. It could be Pandora's box for all we know. Guess I'll start here... Intriguing, this is...!
Merry: You're a curious girl, aren't you, Renko? I remember some end of the year show that did something like this once.
Renko: Ooo, free DVD Merry.
Merry: Not even a Blu-ray.
Renko: I don't think we have a Playstation 2.
Merry: No, but I have a regular DVD player, so let's watch it.
Renko: I wonder what we'll see, what if its something ecchi?
Merry: How do you mean? I think you should demonstrate.
Renko: I will not.
2:42
Chiyuri: Stop! Don't put an egg in the microwave! It will explode like the SDM! Please! Think again, Professor! How am I supposed to eat my frozen fried rice if you blow up the microwave! Please, think of my rice! If you turn back now, I'll still be able to have fried rice!
Renko: what.
Merry: Renko, in exchange for making me watch that, please give me your butt. I promise I'll be gentle.
Renko: no, no, no, no, why are you blaming me for this? How did this happen? What did the previous owner of this room have against me!?
Merry: Renko, do you remember the scratches on this wall?
Renko: What are those scratches about, anyway?
Merry: I hurt you once before.
Renko: No, you didn't! Owww! Oof!
Merry: Hey, Renko--!?
3:16
Renko: Ugh, where am I? Oh that's right, I slipped and hit my head on the wall.
Merry?: Quiet, defendant. Quiet, please.
Renko: Merry, is that you? What the hell is going on?
Merry?: You don't seem to understand what's going on here, but that's ok. What's going to happen now is a trial, and the charges are... having such a sinfully delicious looking pigtail hanging down like that.
Renko: No!!! What do you mean?!
Merry: Ah! You startled me! It's OK, Renko, I've got you.
Renko: Yeah, I'm OK. I was just having a weird dream.
Merry: Sorry, I got carried away and kicked you too hard.
Renko: Don't worry, Merry, it happens in club rooms all the time. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Let's get back to looking through the drawers. I have a feeling we might find something else interesting.
Merry: What's that ticking? What a strange design for a clock, with all those exposed wires.
Renko: That's definitely a bomb! Why is there a bomb here? Why a bomb? No way! It must have been here since the previous club had this room!
Merry: That would be a really long time to be sitting there for a time bomb. 30 seconds left, by the way.
Renko: Today is a bad day! Well Merry, all the time I spent with you wasn't so bad. I'll see you in the next life.
Merry: You're so quick to give up. Calm down Renko, I'll make it right.
Renko: Make it right? Can you do anything about this situation?
Merry: Sure, the solution sits just beyond the border.
Renko: Wow, that was easy. Your ability sure is handy. Thanks.
4:23
Meiling: *yawns*, I slept well. Another peaceful day. What is this, a clock?
Yes, another typical and uneventful day.
Remilia: Sure is.
4:35
Renko: Well then, I guess we better get going. Thanks for your help today.
Merry: It's OK, it was a lot more fun than I thought it would be.
Renko: I guess I'll see you again during the break.... eh? uh oh.
Merry: What's wrong, Renko?
Renko: I lost my house key. I'm pretty sure it was here in the club room too.
Merry: What a shame. I'm not going to go look for it.
Renko: Oh Merry, it's probably just in with the things you sent with the contractor.
Merry: You can stay at my house as long as you'd like.
Renko: Are you even going to look for the key if I do?
お久しぶりです！これはとある二人の少女のぼけと友情ありの物語である！あ…こんなところにキズがどこについたんだろう？ボーボボ「俺のここにあったキズしらね？」ビュティ「イヤ！知らないよ！( ﾟдﾟ )彡」
2:56ガキの使いの絶対笑ってはいけない◯◯シリーズ(番組名)を思い出したww
タイキック…痛かった
何故旧作キャラが…？w
タイキックは草
境界の裂け目に不法投棄w
いつものw
お疲れ様です
サービスシーン多いなぁ
時限爆弾が出てきた地点で予想はしてたけど紅魔館爆破www
爆弾出た瞬間に何か嫌な予感がした俺氏。その予感はやはり的中したのだった、、、。次回「紅魔館よ永遠なれ、、、！」
うぽつ!
唐突な紅魔館爆発www
^o^
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