SHOVEL KNIGHT: Shovel of Hope

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @Alpharad
    @Alpharad  5 років тому +3055

    i made an editing oopsie at 5:32, so please put all of your comments roasting me in this convenient thread instead of the entire comment section, please and thank you

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 5 років тому +2496

    “I don’t really replay games that often.”
    *Eight year pause*
    “I mean single player games”

    • @inkkles
      @inkkles 5 років тому +112

      honestly the pause was the best joke in the whole video
      EDIT: After watching the video, i decide to retract my statement. this video is actually quite funny, keep it up jacob, you're doing great

    • @dairyallergy8730
      @dairyallergy8730 5 років тому +32

      Inkkles it wasn’t even a joke, he just forgot to edit it out

    • @inkkles
      @inkkles 5 років тому +49

      @@dairyallergy8730 thats why its so funny

    • @LostSoulSilver
      @LostSoulSilver 5 років тому +7

      He took his time to think what he just said and continue the idea

    • @gytuj6722
      @gytuj6722 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I also watched the video

  • @duzziewuzzie4388
    @duzziewuzzie4388 5 років тому +504

    "Oh no, he's tickling my tinkie"
    -Alpharad 2019

    • @jacobthekirby
      @jacobthekirby 5 років тому +2

      HAHAHA FUNNY

    • @gekar_7230
      @gekar_7230 5 років тому +7

      I'm not a native English speaker, that part was... odd

    • @ryanconner2385
      @ryanconner2385 5 років тому

      Make Alpharad great again.

    • @madmicro15
      @madmicro15 5 років тому +2

      UA-cam: “DeMoNiTiZed!”

  • @tomthefanciesteye4914
    @tomthefanciesteye4914 4 роки тому +108

    "Hi Mona, we'll explore your story later."
    *1 year later*

    • @ermant7285
      @ermant7285 4 роки тому +4

      Smh alpha

    • @user-iv8fp7do2g
      @user-iv8fp7do2g 3 роки тому +14

      It's 2021 and I'm still waiting lol.

    • @CopperCadwyn
      @CopperCadwyn 2 роки тому +2

      2022 and were still waiting...

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 Рік тому +1

      2023... not happened yet...

    • @E_Fig05
      @E_Fig05 8 місяців тому +1

      2024...

  • @GanonsSpirit
    @GanonsSpirit 5 років тому +130

    Me: Was that a Danny Phantom reference?
    Alpha: Yeah, that was

    • @dpaulx_x5055
      @dpaulx_x5055 5 років тому +1

      GanonsSpirit shout out to those DP heads out there!!

    • @gulano8258
      @gulano8258 5 років тому

      69th like, nice.

  • @supashbhat1416
    @supashbhat1416 5 років тому +334

    "Bada Bing Bada Boom Get These Thots Out The Room "
    - Alpharad 2019
    Get that on a shirt

  • @fakenoobgame
    @fakenoobgame 5 років тому +356

    I would actually love for a play through of the other shovel knight games.

    • @x2buller47
      @x2buller47 4 роки тому +14

      As a huge Alpharad and Shovel Knight fan I would absolutely would love that.

    • @HomemadeArtistry
      @HomemadeArtistry 4 роки тому +7

      @Lavos I would enjoy listening to Alpharad calling King Pridemor a simp for hitting on King Knights mom

    • @alexsiuciak7750
      @alexsiuciak7750 4 роки тому +4

      @@HomemadeArtistry guess King knight hates simps. Can't blame him

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexsiuciak7750 have you SEEN King Knight's Mom Rule 34? I mean, I would simp.

    • @alexsiuciak7750
      @alexsiuciak7750 4 роки тому +5

      @@kazmakazii wow, thanks for giving me more reosons to believe that humanity must be destroyed and replaced

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 років тому +268

    "I know this is a metroidvania type of game"
    >Is not actually a metroidvania in any way, shape or form

    • @placeholdernameless8569
      @placeholdernameless8569 5 років тому +5

      >Is somewhat considering all three have stuff you can collect and that ax feels too fucking familiar to Shovel Knight’s Collected one-

    • @maaxorus
      @maaxorus 5 років тому +2

      Given that there's a bit of exploration and collectables to be had, I think it just barely qualifies.

    • @creeeamy7133
      @creeeamy7133 5 років тому +48

      Neither of these is what classifies a metroidvania. Shovel Knight is a mega man style game where you collect the bosses power ups, in a Mario 3 style overworld.
      Metroidvanias are single, large maps with interconnected areas, vast amounts of exploration, and lock that exploration behind item requirements and back tracking, like Hollow Knight.
      Shovel Knight is in no way, shape or form a metroidvania, it's a series of linear levels with a few little secrets that take a few seconds, an overworld map and no back tracking required. It's just a platformer.

    • @happyabbyarts
      @happyabbyarts 5 років тому +2

      If it was a metroidvania I would have hated it for all the backtracking, of which this game has little to none.

    • @Khazmoodan
      @Khazmoodan 5 років тому

      Nice answers guys, I'm just sticking with a simple : fuck you

  • @Oskar-rf8ty
    @Oskar-rf8ty 5 років тому +158

    GIVE THE PEOPLE THE EPIC 90 HOUR JRPG WITH THE FUNNY SMASH BROS MAN

    • @link4753
      @link4753 5 років тому +3

      at least until chills scene so that more people buy it (we are talking about xenoblade right?)

    • @Oskar-rf8ty
      @Oskar-rf8ty 5 років тому

      Link 47 not quite

    • @link4753
      @link4753 5 років тому

      yeah you should play mario rpg jacob!

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 роки тому +152

    “I know this game is like a Metroidvania”
    If we had to pick something to bully this poor man over in the comments, how was it not this!

    • @oscarhess1376
      @oscarhess1376 3 роки тому +1

      You know Metroidvania is a type of game like the Metroid and Castlevania series?

    • @oops3798
      @oops3798 3 роки тому +10

      @@oscarhess1376 Yeah, I love them! Shovel Knight is not one, however.

    • @mr.hippopotamus9698
      @mr.hippopotamus9698 3 роки тому

      I think he meant "platformer".

    • @oscarhess1376
      @oscarhess1376 3 роки тому +2

      Metroidvania means a game in the style where you go around getting new powers and then losing them the next game somehow

    • @oops3798
      @oops3798 3 роки тому +6

      @@oscarhess1376 Shovel Knight isn't that game, and a metroidvania is a game where you explore an interconnected world, find areas blocked by needing abilities you don't have, and then having to explore the areas you can get to to find the abilities you need for forward progress.

  • @tsukuyomi9960
    @tsukuyomi9960 5 років тому +49

    Don’t let those pixels fool you
    Shield Knight is a babe- Alpharad 2019

  • @giphitt3427
    @giphitt3427 5 років тому +177

    "4 - 10 hours" Ok but if you're willing to play something longer: Hollow Knight.

  • @kingtreedede7303
    @kingtreedede7303 5 років тому +41

    4:41 I appreciate how he looks like an apple
    Reminds me of wispy
    I miss wispy

    • @notpublic7878
      @notpublic7878 5 років тому

      he's not an apple, he's a salmopple
      or a herripple
      a basspple
      uh
      mackerapple
      totally not a troupple

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 років тому

      Assblast USA I know he’s not an apple he just looks like one

  • @beep_boop.
    @beep_boop. 4 роки тому +25

    "I'm like a STD getting thrown around a small college"
    -Alpha, 2019

  • @seanh.6118
    @seanh.6118 5 років тому +43

    Black Knight: *laughs*
    Alpharad: "You laughed at me. Now you must D I E!"

    • @bakuhakudraws5603
      @bakuhakudraws5603 5 років тому

      I think we're either supposed to be best friends or fight to the death now, I can never remember the rules for when this happens.

    • @seanh.6118
      @seanh.6118 5 років тому

      @@bakuhakudraws5603 We can join forces. Create a new era. "An era of Luigi. IT'S LUIGI TIME!"

  • @derpdulli1335
    @derpdulli1335 5 років тому +84

    Alpharad plays Hollow Knight. You know you want it too

  • @glennruark5932
    @glennruark5932 5 років тому +13

    Alpharad: Specter Knight is the best by far!
    Me, a Tinker Knight lover:
    *Ima pretend I didn't hear that-*

    • @trumpcicle
      @trumpcicle 4 роки тому +2

      I'm the same way but with Propeller knight

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 2 роки тому

      A couple of years late, but I'm a Plague Knight man myself. My boi deserves to dance.

  • @your_majesty_
    @your_majesty_ 5 років тому +30

    You should play hollow knight. It's shares half of shovel knights name.

  • @mattrocks1244
    @mattrocks1244 5 років тому +140

    I accidentally said “I didn’t order a creeper” unironically and I’ve never said it before help

  • @diornodiovanna1151
    @diornodiovanna1151 4 роки тому +6

    “Hard ass reads”
    Some things just don’t change
    And I’m fine with that

  • @alexenguidanos7615
    @alexenguidanos7615 5 років тому +13

    Would love a playthrough of Bastion. Maybe even with all idols on?

  • @Ardanae
    @Ardanae 5 років тому +5

    While Hollow Knight clocks in around 20 hours for an average playthrough, I still think it would be a cool game to see you play on this channel.

  • @thegrammarcrusader4085
    @thegrammarcrusader4085 5 років тому +15

    "I'm just being tossed around like an STD at a small college."
    (Deep Inhale)
    Ok

  • @MB-jy9nk
    @MB-jy9nk 5 років тому +15

    Katana Zero. Straight up gorgeous game with a banger sound track.

  • @leffan3107
    @leffan3107 5 років тому +10

    Hollow Knight is my favorite game and i dont think you played it (but I could be wrong of course)

  • @afrodita2157
    @afrodita2157 4 роки тому +11

    0:38 Hmm yes, plague knight, yep, totally plague knight

  • @ahatforahat3291
    @ahatforahat3291 5 років тому +22

    Me: Any game huh?
    *Flowering night starts up*
    Jacob: Why do i hear boss music?

  • @dgplayzit4438
    @dgplayzit4438 4 роки тому +4

    "specter knight is the best"
    To play as, yes.
    But in any other way, have you heard of plague knight?

  • @fotu7957
    @fotu7957 5 років тому +28

    If you're a real gamer, beat Hollow Knight

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 років тому

      We all know dis nigga ain't a _real gamer warrior_ he just baby

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +5

    *When you realize*
    Steve from Minecraft is basically Pickaxe Knight

  • @pizzacookie9382
    @pizzacookie9382 5 років тому +8

    mr.Alpharad ; this is the 20th time I ask you to do this ,
    PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT
    it's literally shantae x celleste x metroid prime (with some dark souls) I know you will like it

    • @cryptohello7666
      @cryptohello7666 5 років тому +1

      Take out celeste and shantae and put castlevania and dark souls(its not the difficulty)

  • @NileMcKenna
    @NileMcKenna 3 роки тому +3

    I don't know why, but I had headphones on and the stick laughter really scared me for a second

  • @borisshnitkov7600
    @borisshnitkov7600 5 років тому +38

    You should make a Hollow Knight let's play, honestly it's the best metroidvania ever made.

    • @Subatomicfish
      @Subatomicfish 5 років тому

      Except for how it's needlessly punishing

    • @shattermelon496
      @shattermelon496 5 років тому +1

      @Subatomicfish it's not needlessly punishing you're just bad

    • @saxykeys9968
      @saxykeys9968 5 років тому

      @@Subatomicfish you mean Dead Cells?
      Yes I know thats the point of the game

    • @Subatomicfish
      @Subatomicfish 5 років тому

      Yeah there's a big difference between an incredibly difficult and fun challenge and needless punishing. I chose my words carefully. I would've preferred the game to not waste time by forcing you to go through a boring and aggravating song and dance just to have another go at beating the boss. I thought indie developers had understood by now that we like fun boss fights, like those that are in Hollow Knight, but that for them to actually be enjoyable you should minimize the time between attempts. I know that eventually there's boss rushes in the dlc and stuff, but I'm a fan of letting the player have fun immediately. The only point of games is to have fun, and if I don't have fun while working up to all the cool and very fun abilities and whatnot, I'm just never going to get there. I really wish I could afford to delve deeper into it because I know how it's so great in so many aspects, but bad game design is bad game design.

    • @CalithorneIndustries
      @CalithorneIndustries 5 років тому +1

      ​@@Subatomicfish Dude the dlc is free lmfao sit down. Hollow knight has Amazing game design and is way better than half the other games you play I'm sure. Considering it's a small team and it's a TON of free content, you're just a whiney bitch who is upset they suck at the game.

  • @Diamond1234
    @Diamond1234 4 роки тому +2

    13:55 ...I have no words for how hilarious yet awkward that was. X'D
    15:14 Holy shit Alpharad, that was so out of left field even you didn't expect that.

  • @tjbyrus7393
    @tjbyrus7393 5 років тому +10

    Next up I wanna see the goth gf and her little magic friend: the shovel knight expansion

  • @Pascll
    @Pascll 5 років тому +21

    you should play hollow knight for a video.
    I'm pretty sure you've played it before as you've used its music in a video, so I'm sure you can agree that that's a fantastic game.

  • @andresdelvalle2672
    @andresdelvalle2672 4 роки тому +1

    love that you unironically communicate well with your mother. very wholesome.

  • @foofgam8700
    @foofgam8700 4 роки тому +7

    22:06 i love how he put giorno's theme in.

  • @Gnagniel
    @Gnagniel 5 років тому +4

    5:33 simply stunning commentary

  • @Minifig3D
    @Minifig3D 5 років тому +10

    Suggestion: Ori and the Blind Forest. Featuring Ori, from Rivals of Aether.
    If you don't go for 100% it's 4 to 6 hours, I think 🤔

  • @sketchylinkspambot5454
    @sketchylinkspambot5454 5 років тому +4

    Remember when Shovel Knight was in Yooka-Layleee?

  • @logancarroll6909
    @logancarroll6909 4 роки тому +11

    "By that I mean 3 times." Amateur, I have played each story 10 times at least.
    (Plague knight is best story) p.s. no offence I'm just ranting, sorry.

  • @gavinfederizo3125
    @gavinfederizo3125 5 років тому +3

    9:33.
    Oh my god I haven’t heard alpha say that in a few years. Had some hard ass pstd from that.

  • @drejustdre1131
    @drejustdre1131 5 років тому +4

    Your cause better be just💯

  • @logicalchicken7132
    @logicalchicken7132 4 роки тому +2

    Him: Wait, this is optional *Skips hard fight*
    Me: *Hollow Knight fan* Don't be a wimp, fight the optional boss no matter the difficulty.

  • @turtlehub2731
    @turtlehub2731 5 років тому +24

    why didn't you set it so all characters are female and put sexy shovel knight in the thumb nail?
    (you do thank by selecting body swap.)

    • @orionl.8491
      @orionl.8491 5 років тому +2

      @@davidc. you know... that's gay?

  • @ShadowRubberDuck
    @ShadowRubberDuck 5 років тому +24

    Kids: “Mom can we have Link’s awakening?”
    Mom: “No we already have that at home!”
    Links awakening at home...
    I ain’t complaining!

  • @sophiebubbles07
    @sophiebubbles07 3 роки тому

    Seeing the Hover Meanies gave me PTSD and then I threw my phone on the floor and screamed at it.

    • @coolgamerg9272
      @coolgamerg9272 3 роки тому

      The only stage in Shovel of Hope that I genuinely HATED. The death pits and spike with a mixture of wind-inducing hazards everywhere made the level somewhat unfair. I'm glad I had the Custom Knight so I could use bomb burst, double jump, infinidagger, and phase locket, that saved MANY lives.

  • @gabemason6032
    @gabemason6032 4 роки тому

    I like the fact the his mom called to ask him who ninja was because he was on masked singer.

  • @Burningbluey
    @Burningbluey 5 років тому +21

    Try playing Hollow Knight, its a good game and it's getting a sequel, Silksong

  • @prometheus-ii7030
    @prometheus-ii7030 5 років тому

    I love Akechi as Plague Knight, that's just fucking hilarious for some reason.

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th 5 років тому +5

    I’m gonna follow up on my Twitter post and say you should play one of the other Shovel Knight games or Hollow Knight.

  • @RancidEarwax
    @RancidEarwax 4 роки тому +2

    Shovel knight deserves smash. Even tho he in rivals and brawlhalla

  • @Purple_Sloth
    @Purple_Sloth 5 років тому

    5:32’s long silence is really just fitting.

  • @saucefreakystyle
    @saucefreakystyle 3 роки тому +1

    I deadass thought shield knight lost her arm in the ending first time I played

  • @chowderdx
    @chowderdx 5 років тому +2

    Alpharad needs to play Shadow of the Colossus, like so he can see.

  • @grimm1881
    @grimm1881 5 років тому +4

    What about Hollow Knight, aka one of the best metroidvania

  • @crazyman7504
    @crazyman7504 4 роки тому

    How people defeat a boss: slashing , pogooing , using artifacts
    How I kill em : Phase locket spam sHovEl

  • @benji-menji
    @benji-menji 4 роки тому

    This is one of the video I like rewatching.

  • @aarona.2593
    @aarona.2593 5 років тому +20

    Play either hollow knight or Ori and the blind forest

    • @lenarmangum7127
      @lenarmangum7127 5 років тому

      keep__calm_and_sketch_on Those are my two picks as well!

    • @aarona.2593
      @aarona.2593 5 років тому

      @Sans The Legendary Fart Master could you link it, I've wanted to see him play it

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 3 роки тому

    I dropped Shield Knight after the Submarine Level, and it kinda broke me.
    It broke me harder when next level didn’t have a dream sequence after

  • @ZacharieLacoursiere
    @ZacharieLacoursiere 5 років тому +3

    "Dust: an Elysian Tail" is a fun little Metroidvania, "A story about my uncle" is a 2 hour 3D platformer. ...K ima go now...

  • @meekland3084
    @meekland3084 4 роки тому +1

    8:05 I always compared those two characters I'm glad that someone else did.

  • @Entity-of-Justice
    @Entity-of-Justice 2 роки тому

    "The more money you have, the more you lose. That's how taxes work."
    *Laughs in Jeff Bezos*

  • @MagicaJesta
    @MagicaJesta 5 років тому +1

    0:40 I see plague knight, yeah... that makes sense

  • @tokomcarro7061
    @tokomcarro7061 5 років тому

    I think Battle Chef Brigade would be a fun one for you to try, it's weird combination of genres and is like 12 hours long

  • @arneni7464
    @arneni7464 5 років тому +5

    Please also play plague of shadows and specter of torment now.
    Btw i can't wait to see you play shovel knight showdown.

  • @moralitiesaspook168
    @moralitiesaspook168 5 років тому +4

    Play dishonered alpha it’s a great 6-7 hour game.

  • @faloughasch9239
    @faloughasch9239 3 роки тому

    Even in 2021, Shovelry isn't dead

  • @HaxMastr
    @HaxMastr 5 років тому +5

    I know you said 4-10 hours.... but please play any pokemon mystery dungeon game
    like so he sees this

    • @owenmonagle1431
      @owenmonagle1431 5 років тому +2

      Adam Pilon That game is twenty hours long...

  • @Voxus2142
    @Voxus2142 5 років тому +4

    Day...3?...of asking Alpha to do a playthrough of a Touhou game

  • @dominique2911
    @dominique2911 4 роки тому +2

    This man should have a MasterClass in gaming...

  • @hoodiesticks
    @hoodiesticks 4 роки тому

    I have such fond memories of this game, and I love replaying it, but then every level I'm like "Oh I hate this level!"

  • @niko35320
    @niko35320 5 років тому +5

    I dunno man I actually found the pause of 30 seconds actually pretty.

  • @icanthinkofaname3439
    @icanthinkofaname3439 2 роки тому

    "gamers don't die, they respawn" HOLY FUCK

  • @trumpcicle
    @trumpcicle 3 роки тому

    At 0:35 looking back, I know he has a bird mask but how the heck is Plague Knight and Akechi the same?

  • @abingus8509
    @abingus8509 5 років тому +4

    Paladins in 2019 will be uploaded, it’s my only HOPE

  • @icantotallyanimate3116
    @icantotallyanimate3116 5 років тому

    Easiest boss fight
    Laughs in waterblight malice

  • @zeyanhtet9040
    @zeyanhtet9040 4 роки тому +1

    "Shovel Drop is so broken"
    *laughs in dash slash*

  • @thatemptyvoid
    @thatemptyvoid 5 років тому +772

    Im just being tossed around like an std at a small college -alpharad 2019

    • @thatemptyvoid
      @thatemptyvoid 5 років тому +5

      I've never got a heart from a big youtuber before

    • @sine-spike
      @sine-spike 5 років тому

      thatemptyvoid ok same

    • @joshuagamelin9311
      @joshuagamelin9311 5 років тому +1

      thatemptyvoid i got one from some guy named burcol

    • @thatemptyvoid
      @thatemptyvoid 5 років тому +4

      @@joshuagamelin9311 oh i got one from someone in a alley way

    • @joshuagamelin9311
      @joshuagamelin9311 5 років тому +2

      thatemptyvoid i meant the heart, but both works i guess

  • @alexbladzik7387
    @alexbladzik7387 4 роки тому +581

    When he leaves out the “actual” tinker knight boss fight so you get absolutely blindsided when you fight him for the 1st time

    • @Guyacrossthestreet
      @Guyacrossthestreet 4 роки тому +7

      Cunar Boi so 20 health?

    • @sarahc9230
      @sarahc9230 4 роки тому +5

      Tobin Butler speak engihs

    • @dinoaurus1
      @dinoaurus1 4 роки тому +6

      @@sarahc9230 dont you mean eglis

    • @starcasm8674
      @starcasm8674 3 роки тому +2

      tinker knight is ez in plague of shadows

    • @fluffy698
      @fluffy698 3 роки тому +1

      @@dinoaurus1 No. It's ergueriu

  • @raveelemental4928
    @raveelemental4928 5 років тому +385

    The fact that you talked over yourself when saying "I'll make him eat those words" just like in SA2 made me crack up you have no idea lmao, genius edit

  • @McMannigan
    @McMannigan 5 років тому +316

    "I'm just being tossed around like an STD at a small college."
    -Alpharad, 2019

    • @vantretiredargumentativedu7763
      @vantretiredargumentativedu7763 5 років тому +5

      "Look stop... blowing me around I already made the one joke I had for this scenario."
      -Alpharad, 2019

  • @kevinyang9224
    @kevinyang9224 5 років тому +719

    "Are you calling me because Ninja was on that show last night?"
    "Yeah, who is he?"

    • @whoisArno
      @whoisArno 4 роки тому +4

      Wait he was hahah I want to see that

    • @maniacaal
      @maniacaal 4 роки тому +3

      @@whoisArno masked singer

    • @whoisArno
      @whoisArno 4 роки тому +2

      @@maniacaal what?

    • @whoisArno
      @whoisArno 4 роки тому +2

      @@maniacaal were you trying to tell me what he was on? I don't understand your reply?

    • @richili2500
      @richili2500 4 роки тому +2

      @@whoisArno it's the title of the show.

  • @bucket9144
    @bucket9144 5 років тому +487

    "I'm just being passed around like an STD at a small college."
    Alpha, you are a good funny boy.

  • @faicon_king
    @faicon_king 5 років тому +174

    Hey Hollow Knight’s a pretty good game maybe you should-
    “No 90 hour jrpg”
    Ok :(

    • @Apotheosister
      @Apotheosister 5 років тому +5

      You gotta be pretty bad to waste 90 hours on fucking hollow knight my dude.

    • @wombatmagic5517
      @wombatmagic5517 5 років тому +7

      @@Apotheosister its not like 90 hours, but I easily put 20 hours into my first playthrough with the infected ending

    • @ajscheuermanniv6286
      @ajscheuermanniv6286 5 років тому +3

      @@Apotheosister I took 90 hours to get 112% completion on my normal save. This does not include the final pantheon though, cause fuck that shit

    • @andrewfarney7739
      @andrewfarney7739 5 років тому +3

      AJ Scheuermann IV TPOH is awful, but damn I exploded with joy when i beat the absolute radiance

    • @avaigaming8636
      @avaigaming8636 5 років тому +3

      @@Apotheosister or you just like the game?

  • @liabonsal4776
    @liabonsal4776 4 роки тому +393

    "Oh no, he's tickling my tinkie"
    Jacob involuntarily channeled his inner Travis.

  • @asquirrel1640
    @asquirrel1640 5 років тому +191

    “I am getting tossed around like an STD at a small college” oh.my.god. That is legendary my mans. What a quote

    • @guardian962
      @guardian962 5 років тому +1

      I want that on a shirt

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 5 років тому

      Rabeez Squirrel I go to a large college and over 1/3 of the students have an std or other sexual disease :-/

  • @Greenomb
    @Greenomb 5 років тому +121

    19:37 Omg, you even interrupted yourself. This is the sort of dedication to one stupid joke I have come to respect.

    • @notapro6430
      @notapro6430 5 років тому +3

      The levels of irony from Alpharad Plus are slowly leaking into this channel now

  • @wolv0223
    @wolv0223 5 років тому +240

    "Don't let those pixels fool you. Shield Knight is a BABE."
    *ahegao*
    Oh Jacob... Never change.

    • @jhlc1235
      @jhlc1235 5 років тому +3

      Confusion?

    • @mct_3551
      @mct_3551 5 років тому +6

      @@jhlc1235 ahegao face is a face of pleasure, typically referring to hentais where someone cums

    • @jhlc1235
      @jhlc1235 5 років тому +6

      @@mct_3551 thanks...?

    • @joebobjon1127
      @joebobjon1127 5 років тому +22

      JHL C hey man, it’s your fault for asking

    • @monsoon7591
      @monsoon7591 5 років тому +1

      Link?

  • @TenseOnYoutube
    @TenseOnYoutube 5 років тому +377

    I love the part where his mom literally called him to tell him ninja was on the masked singer

    • @hypnobagels8634
      @hypnobagels8634 5 років тому +10

      Ngl, I thought Ice Cream was Marshmello

  • @Gamelover1214
    @Gamelover1214 5 років тому +151

    I was literally in the middle of typing a request for you to play Dragon Quest XI (obv as a joke) when you called me out on it. I feel personally attacked.

    • @YetiGaming
      @YetiGaming 5 років тому +11

      It's okay little Timmy, there's always next time

    • @Lieblingsmensch-un1bv
      @Lieblingsmensch-un1bv 5 років тому

      I think he is roasting dragon quest ppl and ppl that want him to finish 3 houses. It is hilarious

  • @velvetkey1367
    @velvetkey1367 3 роки тому +73

    “We’ll explore your story later”
    He did not explore her story later

  • @SiennaSquigs
    @SiennaSquigs 5 років тому +144

    "If you agree that you're not stupid, be sure to like!"
    Damn, and to think I almost liked the video. Close one.

  • @kareemmasri3934
    @kareemmasri3934 5 років тому +299

    “Just a LONELY guy with a hot goth gf” one of these words does not match the sentence.

    • @doggokiller4584
      @doggokiller4584 5 років тому +9

      Kareem masri it’s hot

    • @finderfinder4290
      @finderfinder4290 5 років тому +10

      WITH, should be gets

    • @flaco3462
      @flaco3462 4 роки тому +26

      Plague Knight is a cool guy dont you dare put him down

    • @foofgam8700
      @foofgam8700 4 роки тому +5

      actually yeah all of those words match that sentence, he just has no friends other than mona.

  • @StevetheWizard2591
    @StevetheWizard2591 5 років тому +218

    "If you agree that you're not stupid, like the video!"
    Bold of you to assume anyone on here thinks they're not stupid.

  • @sketchbookonline2040
    @sketchbookonline2040 5 років тому +94

    The fact that you kept the audio cut-in for the “Ill make you eat those words” has me both concerned and proud of you

  • @MISTERSLAPYEAH
    @MISTERSLAPYEAH 5 років тому +113

    I was expecting “Did you watch the stinger last night”
    “No mama”

  • @horriddreams77
    @horriddreams77 5 років тому +62

    Play through the DLC's I really love them personally.
    Also I want to see you inevitably run out of jokes midway through plague knight

  • @shattermelon496
    @shattermelon496 5 років тому +689

    Okay, now play Hollow Knight. You have to, you said its name.