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  • @alya507
    @alya507 Рік тому +16370

    “Dad you’ve been gone for 18 years”
    “Thank you for your patience”

  • @shisambarman4475
    @shisambarman4475 Рік тому +10453

    Imagine going to school late and telling your teacher thank you for your patience.

    • @d.ark_manipulation
      @d.ark_manipulation  Рік тому +2748

      I think that's not a good situation to use this technique💀

    • @I_like_leg_day
      @I_like_leg_day Рік тому +713

      Bro thought of the wrong snerio 💀

    • @peter_dubs
      @peter_dubs Рік тому +148

      LMAO

    • @yapic7999
      @yapic7999 Рік тому +273

      Teacher will say welcome and please get out don't test my patient

    • @aniweshshrivastava2243
      @aniweshshrivastava2243 Рік тому +190

      And then enter the class with confidence

  • @Name-on5vl
    @Name-on5vl Рік тому +2505

    If you look at someone directly in the eye throughout the conversation they feel like their being heard and end up building positive emotions to you

    • @B-SharpBenchmarks
      @B-SharpBenchmarks Рік тому +149

      But you have to hold a soft gaze in your eyes. Otherwise they can feel intimidated.
      Personalities such as INFJ mostly have a good intention but people still feel intimidated through their gaze.

    • @sadbhit6597
      @sadbhit6597 Рік тому +30

      Istg y'all are so unhinged 😭

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi Рік тому +29

      ​​​​@@B-SharpBenchmarksummm hm no? I'm INFJ-T and people think I'm the most approachable person ever. Sometimes, they think I have a RBF but I'm a really friendly and caring person and an empath :) I'm soft voiced too, the opposite of intimidating, really.
      People are a bit more intimidated of my INFJ-A boyfriend though because he has a colder gaze than I do. And a RBF too. He's calm and collected. I'm more emotionally expressive. That's why too. But to me, he looks soft. He doesn't look as psycho as he thinks he does. I can feel his true soft aura. We're soulmates so I don't see him the way many other people do. Even when we didn't know each other well, I didn't think that.

    • @povcvv
      @povcvv Рік тому +15

      @@bwingbwinggwiyomibro wtf

    • @B-SharpBenchmarks
      @B-SharpBenchmarks Рік тому +9

      @@bwingbwinggwiyomi Yeah I relate. Might not be true for woman. I am male INFJ and people has said that they my gaze is intimidating.

  • @not.purpul
    @not.purpul Рік тому +2813

    *Steals chocolates from the fridge*
    Walks confidently

    • @MrFunky001
      @MrFunky001 Рік тому +27

      Underrated comment😂

    • @Jaan75
      @Jaan75 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@MrFunky001lowkey

    • @Ghost-uv7ro
      @Ghost-uv7ro 11 місяців тому +10

      I ligit do that everytime I steal snacks- XD

    • @jibzzztm
      @jibzzztm 11 місяців тому +3

      U lot have to steal snacks?

    • @zindagijandhaijnb3010
      @zindagijandhaijnb3010 11 місяців тому +3

      But this works

  • @Dunitha0_0
    @Dunitha0_0 Рік тому +23197

    Bro trynna Johanatize me💀

  • @MaxGear5
    @MaxGear5 Рік тому +11922

    Bro turning me into a monster 💀

    • @d.ark_manipulation
      @d.ark_manipulation  Рік тому +705

      Don't go much deeper in to this subject 👍

    • @fatgoos1558
      @fatgoos1558 Рік тому +86

      Can I be dr tenma🥲

    • @decentshaik3400
      @decentshaik3400 Рік тому

      ​@@fatgoos1558me too

    • @mgazzz219
      @mgazzz219 Рік тому +24

      I was...he just made it sure🤌

    • @SohaM-7
      @SohaM-7 Рік тому

      ​@@d.ark_manipulationbro make some long videos on manipulation I really need it

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 Рік тому +5810

    Bro is raising an entire generation of sociopaths 💀

    • @Skullisho
      @Skullisho Рік тому +36

      💀💀

    • @todsegott__1912
      @todsegott__1912 Рік тому +426

      Nah, just raising a generation of kids thinking they sigma skibidi toiler or sum shit.

    • @Skullisho
      @Skullisho Рік тому +98

      @@todsegott__1912 I don't know why your comment made me laugh, but it's true

    • @Soldier-Boy1954
      @Soldier-Boy1954 Рік тому +63

      ​​​@@todsegott__1912 Literally almost every male class mate in my school is doing that idiotic Sigma think even, when they are like 16-17 years old now...

    • @EkipsspiegeL
      @EkipsspiegeL Рік тому +21

      @@SkullishoLmao same, the skibidi part got me 😂

  • @awaisdooly
    @awaisdooly Рік тому +83

    "You're 1 hour late to class"
    "Thank you for your patience"

  • @boochin
    @boochin Рік тому +12943

    If you stare at their forehead during a conversation, they're going to wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.

    • @davicitoman
      @davicitoman Рік тому +389

      The eye one works
      But I’m my old school it’s like a staring contest

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 Рік тому +356

      Yeah and if you stare at their mouth they're going to think something is in their teeth, or at least I do

    • @itzmeolivia
      @itzmeolivia Рік тому +128

      I did that during oral, makes you feel more confident and the other feels respected, you make a good impression if you do that. It really works, but don't do it just out of nowhere or else you'll actually be weird haha.

    • @shiroiku9314
      @shiroiku9314 Рік тому +101

      It's actually hard to tell where they're looking when they're looking at either your lips or your forehead; All you know is that they're seeing your face, so the small difference of your eyes position is what changes.

    • @solidturtle6910
      @solidturtle6910 Рік тому +43

      staring at their lips makes them want to run away from you

  • @jayzm7749
    @jayzm7749 Рік тому +654

    Imagine saying "thank you for your patients" after being 3 hours late to your job 💀

    • @shaneiles5672
      @shaneiles5672 Рік тому +14

      Bro it’d be fine. when they ask why just hella lie , and the more embarrassing details whipped up on the spot the better. I’ve heard the simpletons believe anything then.

    • @RoniloJrLawas
      @RoniloJrLawas Рік тому

      @@shaneiles5672 bro just got Johanatize💀

    • @danieldavis2292
      @danieldavis2292 Рік тому +5

      That'd work even better if you're a doctor

    • @ayoutubecommenter7494
      @ayoutubecommenter7494 Рік тому

      Well all you need is to show up and go there confidently and focused before using this technique, then they won't question it

    • @leifpeterson4850
      @leifpeterson4850 Рік тому

      Patience* Bruv

  • @शाशांक
    @शाशांक Рік тому +698

    I tried walking into places full of confidence. Most of the time it works very well but sometimes people ask unusual questions like " who tf are you and what are you doing in my house?"

  • @venomizedyt
    @venomizedyt Рік тому +2505

    "While the coin is in the air you realize which outcome you truly desire"
    Meanwhile me trying to catch the coin 💀

    • @crossfire6393
      @crossfire6393 Рік тому +24

      Belive in the heart of the coins

    • @priyankashaw2617
      @priyankashaw2617 Рік тому +11

      That's what u always wanted to do

    • @SirAdair7
      @SirAdair7 Рік тому +9

      Then me tryna decide wether to make option 1/2 heads or tails

    • @ItWontLetMePutMyName259
      @ItWontLetMePutMyName259 Рік тому +4

      All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy.
      This means you will got to hell
      THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life!
      You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.

    • @SirAdair7
      @SirAdair7 Рік тому

      @@ItWontLetMePutMyName259 What even brought this on? 😭

  • @Oreo._icecream
    @Oreo._icecream Рік тому +820

    Imagine the doctor coming late to the patient who got a heart attack and says " thank you for your patience"💀💀💀

    • @ahmeddiagne1967
      @ahmeddiagne1967 Рік тому +14

      u goat

    • @shikamemousavi5634
      @shikamemousavi5634 Рік тому +1

      Ummm no you didn't get it properly

    • @nomad8690
      @nomad8690 Рік тому +6

      ​​​@@shikamemousavi5634
      No, the person is only pointing out how absurd the notion is. Imagine if an EMT arrived late and say to you who's bleeding out, thank you for your patience. Or he or she is making a dark joke

    • @Nothingness687
      @Nothingness687 Рік тому +3

      @@nomad8690shika is right, what the comment said is a joke. If not, then he is mistaking, because you learn manipulation tricks not to use them in every possible situation, but to use them properly and with the right timing and intention. For example, i don’t need to use it on my friends, they will understand me. Same goes for doctor, its his job to heal people, if he is late, no manipulation will save him.

    • @macolslifeglory4660
      @macolslifeglory4660 Рік тому

      that would be a smart move

  • @moelester2937
    @moelester2937 Рік тому +1455

    definitely felt that last one. When you appear to be doing what you're supposed to, no one even notices you're there.

    • @hachimaro27
      @hachimaro27 Рік тому +49

      Wearing a safety hat, reflective vest while carrying a toolbox gets you in anywhere too

    • @moezgabrlovesdoggies1396
      @moezgabrlovesdoggies1396 Рік тому +5

      Me when I see the goofy ahh skinny long legs annoying nerd come to me and try looking at my forehead: "ooh so you wanna die today 💀 "

    • @lilcomment
      @lilcomment Рік тому +2

      ⁠@@moezgabrlovesdoggies1396
      Nerd: ha…ha…me? Die? …..yes, *reaches inside their trench coat*

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 Рік тому +5

      @@hachimaro27 ladder. Carry a ladder. Idk why but for some reason carrying a ladder makes you look in place pretty much anywhere.

    • @moelester2937
      @moelester2937 Рік тому +1

      @@hachimaro27 Yes, exactly. Staff nametags + holding things in both hands (like cleaning supplies) works too.

  • @Zoro4Swords
    @Zoro4Swords 11 місяців тому +526

    *Doctor after a surgery*
    "Thanks for your patience, we couldn't save him"

    • @Adhiraj_08
      @Adhiraj_08 11 місяців тому +13

      Nailed it 😂

    • @MrMECHGaming1
      @MrMECHGaming1 10 місяців тому +2

      That's not a mistake, don't make jokes of what you don't understand.

    • @Zoro4Swords
      @Zoro4Swords 10 місяців тому +4

      @@MrMECHGaming1 here comes the weird a*s grandpa

    • @Momoji_モモジ
      @Momoji_モモジ 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Zoro4Swordsworse kind of gramps

    • @Zoro4Swords
      @Zoro4Swords 9 місяців тому

      @@Momoji_モモジ fr 😂

  • @whypeanuts3598
    @whypeanuts3598 Рік тому +228

    “You just broke my leg!”
    Thank you for your patience

  • @Abrahamtrump
    @Abrahamtrump Рік тому +2506

    You can literally say anything with that sigma music in the background and I’ll believe you. 😂

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 Рік тому +42

      If someone talks to me with that earbleeding noise in the background I'd just want to hurt them...

    • @KingKarma300
      @KingKarma300 Рік тому

      ​@@agama5538uncultured swine

    • @KKKYS_NIGA
      @KKKYS_NIGA Рік тому +6

      Il était brun, le teint basané
      Le regard timide, les mains toutes abîmées
      Il taillait la pierre, fils d'ouvier
      Il en était fier, mais pourquoi vous riez?
      Non, ne le jugez pas
      Vous qui ne connaissez pas
      Les vertiges et le labeur
      Vous êtes faussement heureux, vous troquez vos valeurs
      Lui, il est tout mon monde et bien plus que ça
      Seule, je crie son nom quand vient le désarroi
      Et puis tout s'effondre quand il n'est plus là
      J'aimerais tellement lui dire mais je n'ose pas
      Lui qui me fait
      Tourner dans le vide, vide
      Tourner dans le vide, vide
      Tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner
      Dans le vide, vide, vide
      Tourner, tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Qui peut bien me dire ce qui est arrivé?
      Depuis qu'il est parti, je n'ai pu me relever
      Ce n'est plus qu'un souvenir, une larme du passé
      Coincée dans mes yeux, qui ne veut plus s'en aller
      Oh non, ne riez pas
      Vous qui ne connaissez pas
      Les vertiges et la douleur
      Ils sont superficiels, ils ignorent tout du cœur
      Lui, c'était tout mon monde et bien plus que ça
      J'espère le revoir là-bas dans l'au-delà
      Aidez-moi, tout s'effondre puisqu'il n'est plus là
      Sais-tu mon bel amour, mon beau soldat
      Que tu me fais
      Tourner dans le vide, vide?
      Tourner dans le vide, vide?
      Tourner dans le vide, tu me fais tourner
      Dans le vide, vide, vide
      Tourner, tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Il me fait tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Il me fait tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Tourner dans le vide
      Il me fait tourner...
      Tourner dans le vide.

    • @Gold_Shadow
      @Gold_Shadow Рік тому +4

      “If you kill someone the cops will not arrive even if you say you did..”
      Yea no

    • @MasterCrafta117
      @MasterCrafta117 Рік тому

      On god

  • @ahmedwalid3035
    @ahmedwalid3035 Рік тому +1594

    "If you look at someone in the nose, u will be arrested for sexual harrasment"

    • @NotWubber
      @NotWubber Рік тому +21

      💀

    • @pan8086
      @pan8086 Рік тому

      "they said my nose was too big to fit in the selfie, I know they just wanna fck me!"
      "sir this is McDonald's"

    • @AteScope
      @AteScope Рік тому +18

      Fr approval from the experience

    • @itsok5188
      @itsok5188 Рік тому +12

      How 😂😂??

    • @skullmobile
      @skullmobile Рік тому +3

      be uh wtf😂😂😂

  • @mg73906
    @mg73906 Рік тому +57

    As a service industry worker i can 100% confirn that saying "thank you for your patience" is a wonder hack as opposed to saying "sorry for the wait." It helps frame the person's mindset to one that is positive as opposed to confriming that things took longer than they should have

  • @Noobixm
    @Noobixm Рік тому +973

    “Sir you are convicted of several war crimes and atrocities against humanity”
    **walks confidently out of room**
    “Oh sorry, didn’t know you were chill like that”

    • @Reverendld
      @Reverendld Рік тому +43

      "Thank you for your patience" lmao

    • @stealthy1498
      @stealthy1498 Рік тому +25

      “Sir you are charged with several war crimes and atrocities against humanity.”
      **smacks judge in the face (confidently)**
      “Damn that’s crazy. Pop off tho.”

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield Рік тому +5

      "You can't ball."
      **balls**
      "You balled!!!"

    • @typical_medico
      @typical_medico Рік тому +1

      He is like chishiya of alice in borderland ..haha

    • @kipchickensout
      @kipchickensout Рік тому

      but is he goated with the sauce

  • @koza-9
    @koza-9 Рік тому +97

    *stares at forehead* i didnt burn your house to the ground i still wet the bed. thank you for your patience. *leaves the room with confidence*

    • @sushamabhamare7814
      @sushamabhamare7814 Рік тому +18

      You have officially mastered all the techniques

    • @cjakmat
      @cjakmat Рік тому +4

      Teach me the ways

    • @RAYNINJA
      @RAYNINJA 11 місяців тому

      Wait flip the coin to decide whether to leave the house or get beat up 😂

  • @sashfrogo
    @sashfrogo Рік тому +148

    Omg felt the coin flip one 😂 when something or someone makes a decision for you, you realize what you actually want

  • @P01S0N1VYY
    @P01S0N1VYY Рік тому +276

    Bro said ''lets manipulate strangers and make them enter their villain arc''

  • @greed9060
    @greed9060 Рік тому +1746

    This is a huge help for someone like me who is insecure and has social anxiety. Thanks Brother.

    • @d.ark_manipulation
      @d.ark_manipulation  Рік тому +130

      Welcome buddy 🤗

    • @haiugander1469
      @haiugander1469 Рік тому +144

      Dont believe this bro😂😂 this is some bs, just communicate properly like why would you need to stare at someones forehead just to intimidate them???? This will make you even weirder

    • @shinsoatimaku
      @shinsoatimaku Рік тому +17

      Tf you gon do with social anxiety 😂

    • @Wryyyyyyyyy21
      @Wryyyyyyyyy21 Рік тому

      ​@@haiugander1469 it works really well though

    • @realbeast25
      @realbeast25 Рік тому +6

      It's good like u know sometimes people think they can do anything as we don't say anything to them. But this helps a lot because the thing insecurity is dangerous

  • @lakhvirdeo
    @lakhvirdeo Рік тому +167

    “ why are you looking at my lips ?”
    “ it’s bleeding that’s why “ 💀

    • @Mr.YasQueen
      @Mr.YasQueen Рік тому

      The fact that Goku really did that lmao.

    • @lakhvirdeo
      @lakhvirdeo Рік тому

      @@Mr.YasQueen wdym ?

    • @Mr.YasQueen
      @Mr.YasQueen Рік тому +1

      @@lakhvirdeo If you search "Goku's Friends dont recognise him after 3 years" I the original dragon ball, Goku was staring at Balms lips because he thought it was bleeding but it was just lipstick.

    • @lakhvirdeo
      @lakhvirdeo Рік тому

      @@Mr.YasQueen cool I’m not an anime person tho 💀

    • @Mr.YasQueen
      @Mr.YasQueen Рік тому

      @@lakhvirdeo Neither am I.

  • @KingKarma300
    @KingKarma300 Рік тому +171

    Jokes aside, manipulation is most efficient when you understand the person you interact with. Never assume that your tactics are full proof, you'll find it quite astonishing how quick the tables will turn against you.

  • @ia3106
    @ia3106 Рік тому +100

    The anime shown is “Monster” for those curious. I highly recommend it.

    • @castoriamerlin
      @castoriamerlin Рік тому +19

      Thank you. Been scrolling for almost 5 mins now.

    • @ameysalvi4795
      @ameysalvi4795 Рік тому

      THANKSS

    • @mad_scientist2146
      @mad_scientist2146 Рік тому +3

      its actually just "Monster" Seinen-anime from 2004

    • @ia3106
      @ia3106 Рік тому +1

      @@mad_scientist2146 Ahh yes close enough, but you’re right! It’s been a long while since I watched :)

    • @killerr_queennn
      @killerr_queennn Рік тому +1

      TYSM

  • @cloudybrains
    @cloudybrains Рік тому +579

    For the last tip, it also helps convince yourself that you SHOULD be there and not feel self conscious or nervous. Basically when you act a certain way, you not only fool other people, but can also fool yourself as well (hopefully for the better).

    • @CrystalNunez-lk1vb
      @CrystalNunez-lk1vb Рік тому +3

      AL HAITHIAM? (I can't spell)

    • @Rina2SLZ
      @Rina2SLZ Рік тому +3

      That’s good advice, there was one time I was super nervous but I kept on telling myself that it will be alright and I will do just fine. Somehow that lifted my confidence.

    • @shreggus
      @shreggus 11 місяців тому +1

      Ye like one time i had to get somewhere i wasnt supposed to be but ealked behind someone confidently(?) and it worked

    • @Julian7633S
      @Julian7633S 11 місяців тому +1

      ❤ XRP and XLM Crypto Currency 💲💵💰🤑

    • @Kurd143
      @Kurd143 11 місяців тому

      This last trick works, i once hit someone who was About 10 (i was 12) with a big ass pipe and because he had a crazy mother who we didn't talk to, i ran to one of my friends who would actually listen to me and he let me in the house without saying a single word, we then discussed

  • @Arkham.H.
    @Arkham.H. Рік тому +423

    I read in a novel once : "If you don't question your authority and nobody else will either"

    • @dylanburns7253
      @dylanburns7253 Рік тому +10

      The odd person does, it's a good trick if you have dubious authority. Like a UA-camr who knows what they are talking about but have no accreditation to back it up.

    • @deandregilliam4968
      @deandregilliam4968 Рік тому +1

      Code geass?

    • @Arkham.H.
      @Arkham.H. Рік тому +2

      @@deandregilliam4968 Nope. The Brothers Hawthorne by Jennifer Lynn Barnes. I'm reading it rn and this quote literally just passed 2 pages earlier.

  • @Nicolizzzy
    @Nicolizzzy Рік тому +134

    Well i look at my friends forhead not because i make them think their insecure, i look at it cuz its massive 💀

    • @yadatada5556
      @yadatada5556 11 місяців тому +5

      As someone with a big head, I laughed at this, it’s so true😂

    • @graveyardinheaven
      @graveyardinheaven 11 місяців тому +2

      Massive💀🤚

    • @ZaNC4847
      @ZaNC4847 11 місяців тому +2

      I look because I'm quite shy😂😂😂😂. But most of the time I look at the air.

    • @Keen-wn4lh
      @Keen-wn4lh 11 місяців тому

      Dont take this serious it's not telling what to do just some bs made by another man it aint nothing personal

    • @oprtg1585
      @oprtg1585 11 місяців тому +2

      Bros KSI's friend

  • @sarcasmgod8430
    @sarcasmgod8430 Рік тому +1275

    this is actual redditor advice

    • @gemeni6628
      @gemeni6628 Рік тому +60

      Some of it works, like the including embarrassing details in a lie, and walking out of a place confidently like you didn’t do anything 😂

    • @Zwei22
      @Zwei22 Рік тому +32

      Nah some of it does work. Especially the confidence one. You can be in a lot of places you shouldn't be so long as you act like you belong there.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Zwei22case and point the bill Clinton kid at games award

    • @Prime_Rabbit
      @Prime_Rabbit Рік тому +9

      ​@@comradekenobi6908or that 14 year old kid who Had a pilots uniform, walked into an airport, even acknowledging other pilots and such and just got onto a plane and into the pilots seat before people realized he wasn't a pilot

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 Рік тому +1

      @Prime_Rabbit what Is his name

  • @GhosttlyUniverse2.0
    @GhosttlyUniverse2.0 Рік тому +85

    i love how this guy actually goes through his comments and likes each comment that he can

  • @deezsusnutz8852
    @deezsusnutz8852 Рік тому +2899

    Bro got that „it’s not a phase mom!“ too serious 💀💀💀

    • @ItWontLetMePutMyName259
      @ItWontLetMePutMyName259 Рік тому +34

      All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy.
      This means you will got to hell
      THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life!
      You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.

    • @doggy1716
      @doggy1716 Рік тому +38

      ​@@ItWontLetMePutMyName259religion isn't real bud

    • @V1_TheBlood-FueledMachine
      @V1_TheBlood-FueledMachine Рік тому +4

      @@doggy1716 Wait what?!

    • @jumpforyah7
      @jumpforyah7 Рік тому

      ​@@doggy1716a personal relationship with Jesus Christ is, if you ask God to reveal Himself to you, He will. Only if you choose of course. Just know that you're very loved by GOD

    • @jumpforyah7
      @jumpforyah7 Рік тому +16

      ​@@doggy1716I used to be atheist then tried various religions, only when I asked the "higher power" to reveal itself to me did it turn out to be Jesus. One-on-one encounter.

  • @egboi4332
    @egboi4332 Рік тому +77

    me at funeral: thank you for your patience

    • @aterack833
      @aterack833 Рік тому +1

      Just remember, a funeral schedule has nothing to do with the deceased, you respect them in your own time, it has everything to do with someone wanting to get their way and picking that day and time

    • @R462venom
      @R462venom Рік тому +2

      Im sorry for your loss... Move on

  • @IAmTheRealHim
    @IAmTheRealHim Рік тому +20

    “You STOLE my CAR!??!”
    “Thank you for your patience”

  • @nikolamilosavljevic2422
    @nikolamilosavljevic2422 Рік тому +97

    *3 hours late for a meeting*
    "Thank you for your patience"
    *gets fired*

    • @mmz12
      @mmz12 Рік тому +15

      You forgot to stare at their forehead.

    • @rahulsanyal3893
      @rahulsanyal3893 11 місяців тому

      Walks out with confidence 💀💀

    • @JI-HOO-F4
      @JI-HOO-F4 2 місяці тому

      💀

  • @IPIay01
    @IPIay01 Рік тому +112

    can confirm these are solid tips. Especially the embarrassing part when lying.

  • @justis_khan
    @justis_khan Рік тому +121

    I actually used the last one. I got kicked off of a campus for being late to register certain forms (it was a foreign university). They led me and a bunch of similar dudes out a sidegate. While they were all panicking, i told them watch me, and walked 50 feet to the main gate and walked right in with all the confidence in the world, past armed guards and everything. One by one, the other guys copied me and we all made it to our classrooms.

    • @mmz12
      @mmz12 Рік тому +10

      But was there a bus and did they all clap?

    • @Hermionee-Jean-Granger
      @Hermionee-Jean-Granger Рік тому +1

      ​@@mmz12 no, they didn't clap your cheeks

    • @mmz12
      @mmz12 Рік тому

      @@Hermionee-Jean-Granger I'll have to pay extra next time then.

    • @justis_khan
      @justis_khan Рік тому

      @@mmz12 bro, why with the sarcasm, just wanted to share a rare badass experience 😅

    • @mmz12
      @mmz12 Рік тому

      @@justis_khan I'm just a horrible person who didnt get my cheeks clapped

  • @jeremyzucker4806
    @jeremyzucker4806 Рік тому +53

    Me entering area 51 with confidence

  • @FatimDoki
    @FatimDoki Рік тому +110

    How to make them feel anxious. Just stare into their soul while they flip the coin. :)

  • @RimaEln
    @RimaEln Рік тому +502

    Tbh if someone's constantly looking at my lips while I speak, I just assume they are hard-of-hearing and need to read my lips to understand what I'm saying, so I speak louder and move my lips in a more cohesive manner to help them understand. That instantly makes them look into my eyes and therefore let me know they heard me.

    • @rownii
      @rownii Рік тому +27

      That’s a good way of thinking, I usually think there’s something in my teeth 😭 since I have braces lmao nothing can escape

    • @lynxdani11
      @lynxdani11 Рік тому +13

      thanku, iv had a couple friends think im interested/ trying to be mean to someone for not looking at them, but my autism’s just 👁️👄 👁️

    • @goldfishPACIFIER
      @goldfishPACIFIER Рік тому +9

      @@lynxdani11 ngl that first one is quite true, this really pretty girl speak to me in a bus and she always had her eyes on the upper portion of my face, I don't think she meant to intimidate me but the introverted socially awkward fuck in me was definitely intimidated. Oh and guess what she fucking asked me out

    • @lynxdani11
      @lynxdani11 Рік тому

      @@goldfishPACIFIER gadayummm congrats m8 (if thats a good thing)

    • @goldfishPACIFIER
      @goldfishPACIFIER Рік тому

      oh it totally was@@lynxdani11

  • @levitatingpotato109
    @levitatingpotato109 Рік тому +13

    The "act as if you belong there" is so real

  • @indranilsangitamaity2654
    @indranilsangitamaity2654 11 місяців тому +17

    dad: anime won't affect my child
    child:

    • @legenda1977
      @legenda1977 11 місяців тому +4

      Which anime is this???

    • @May-qk3si
      @May-qk3si 11 місяців тому

      ​@@legenda1977monster

    • @violetaesquiva
      @violetaesquiva 11 місяців тому +1

      @@legenda1977 it's Monster i think

  • @pyrt1352
    @pyrt1352 Рік тому +55

    As a psychopath, this tips are very much appreciated.

    • @d.ark_manipulation
      @d.ark_manipulation  Рік тому +2

      👍

    • @IlyanaLatrous
      @IlyanaLatrous Рік тому +2

      Its nice to know im not the only one =)

    • @Wilhelm-mg1jf
      @Wilhelm-mg1jf Рік тому

      ​@@IlyanaLatrousDo you really think they named it after you?

    • @mylifeischaos_11
      @mylifeischaos_11 Рік тому +1

      @@IlyanaLatrous
      You really are a psychopath with the way you made the smile

    • @ItWontLetMePutMyName259
      @ItWontLetMePutMyName259 Рік тому

      All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy.
      This means you will got to hell
      THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life!
      You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.

  • @karlandrie8995
    @karlandrie8995 Рік тому +224

    "i like acting dumb it makes me observe other people and know their true desires and intentions" - literally just me

    • @bangbulu1003
      @bangbulu1003 Рік тому +18

      I have been doing this for years. It is really helpful. Btw, we call it being humble.

    • @honaldjason
      @honaldjason Рік тому

      @@bangbulu1003kinda dumb tbh

    • @sillycat277
      @sillycat277 Рік тому +1

      ​@@bangbulu1003I have been doing that since the day I escape my mom's cave

    • @ItWontLetMePutMyName259
      @ItWontLetMePutMyName259 Рік тому +3

      All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy.
      This means you will got to hell
      THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life!
      You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.

    • @wizoop5539
      @wizoop5539 Рік тому +2

      @@ItWontLetMePutMyName259goku solos

  • @epiccs92
    @epiccs92 Рік тому +19

    “my grandma just died”
    “thank you for your patience”

  • @babyvaso3855
    @babyvaso3855 11 місяців тому

    Keeping a straight face, learning how to deadpan is the key to social dominance.

  • @eradianeditsandmemes
    @eradianeditsandmemes Рік тому +315

    thanks for the info brother

  • @durani.9616
    @durani.9616 Рік тому +17

    Monster is one of those really good reads and watches fr

  • @ELDEN_69
    @ELDEN_69 Рік тому +683

    Ive actually tried the lie one AND IT FUCKING WORKS
    I was late to class once(he is strict to a psycopath level)and the teacher told me to get out but then i got close to him(so my classmates don't listen)and said that i had to take a shit😂
    And it worked

    • @Kaka.amp_
      @Kaka.amp_ Рік тому +82

      Really bro☠️

    • @lovelylines4954
      @lovelylines4954 Рік тому +16

      💀

    • @onyx_enigma
      @onyx_enigma Рік тому +75

      YO- i was late to my history class and our teacher is like so strict when it comes to like, being late. so she asks me why i was late and i look her dead in the eyes and say "diarrhea professor, i'm sorry for being late" and her expression shifted so much, she just let me enter class. I DID HAVE DIARRHEA AS WELL 😭😭😭

    • @vijimove9659
      @vijimove9659 Рік тому

      ​@@onyx_enigma💀💀💀

    • @AtharvNaik-rl1yw
      @AtharvNaik-rl1yw Рік тому +13

      ​@@onyx_enigmawell u didn't lied though 😂😂😂

  • @akarshakmishragaming
    @akarshakmishragaming Місяць тому +1

    If I am lying 90% of people believe that I am not because I say everything so confidently.

  • @longhairdude14
    @longhairdude14 Рік тому +6

    My mom once told me that if i am polite with peapole, they would like me. Great wisdom has my mom.

  • @rajveer5230
    @rajveer5230 Рік тому +25

    last advice:
    casually robbing a bank and getting outta there like i own the fuckin bank

  • @solarist11
    @solarist11 Рік тому +209

    If someone looking at my lips i start thinking they looking at my crooked teeth and cut the convo short😂

    • @Elledra
      @Elledra Рік тому +6

      British vibes

    • @boohoo3270
      @boohoo3270 Рік тому +3

      Nah bc I have to lipread but I don't want to be staring, so I miss parts of conversations by looking away to not embarrass 💀

    • @azearaazymoto461
      @azearaazymoto461 Рік тому

      Lmao, do you say 'I didn't see that clearly' instead of 'I didn't hear that clearly'?

    • @boohoo3270
      @boohoo3270 Рік тому

      @@azearaazymoto461 nah I just pretend I understood and smile :D

  • @ARTxMart
    @ARTxMart 10 місяців тому +3

    Dad: you told a lie!
    Me: Thank you for your patience 😂😂😂

  • @XimaCat
    @XimaCat Рік тому +17

    Bro I can’t keep eye contact with people I don’t know.. so I just stare wherever on their face.. I hope they don’t get the wrong idea 😭

  • @Ohmagat69420
    @Ohmagat69420 Рік тому +418

    These 15 yo mfs goin too far with psychology 💀

    • @SSa-f4o
      @SSa-f4o Рік тому +17

      lol you mean the grade 8 lower I don’t use this kind of psychology Nor use any thing I just talk casually😁 Thanks For Your Patience *Staring at your lips*

    • @fox_5656
      @fox_5656 Рік тому +4

      This is some beta shit fr

    • @rqxk
      @rqxk Рік тому +5

      average 13 yr after watching .3 zeptoseconds of ayano

    • @Hyper93314
      @Hyper93314 Рік тому +3

      Fr they think they're on an anime 💀

    • @RealQuill145
      @RealQuill145 Рік тому

      It's because if you're even slightly above average intelligence, you learn that most people are very simple minded, and it's a handy skill to be able to control them

  • @osgamingwrroblox6545
    @osgamingwrroblox6545 Рік тому +9

    I personally stare them into the eye and gaze into their soul like I’m judging their every decision they’ve ever made

    • @eksiongooi8011
      @eksiongooi8011 Рік тому

      I used to dislike looking at people when I talk to them but now I like looking right at them until they are the ones who look away from me.

    • @gluteusmaximus09
      @gluteusmaximus09 Рік тому

      I bet dude 💀 prob just looking like an idiot

    • @Da0ll
      @Da0ll Рік тому

      Got away from expulsion like that, it works wonders

  • @neerajpillai461
    @neerajpillai461 3 місяці тому +1

    This video is too powerful

  • @shashibharti948
    @shashibharti948 Рік тому +78

    Last one does work, I've been to few parties around my neighborhood and they dont even know me.
    Free food is all im saying

  • @Ameer-Ab
    @Ameer-Ab Рік тому +11

    The most impactful approach is to maintain strong eye contact with his left eye. This not only demonstrates your undivided attention during the conversation but also conveys to him that you are an attentive listener. Give it a try, and you'll appreciate the results later on.❤❤😊

  • @rajeshwarisudheendra2900
    @rajeshwarisudheendra2900 Рік тому +46

    "Bro you shit your pants!"
    *walking out with confidence *💀

  • @shevanz1589
    @shevanz1589 Рік тому +3

    these are really good points and there is actual psychological phenomena behind them. I will also add and say that if you want to intimedate or make someone else feel uncomfortable (a stranger in a public place as eg) just start straight at them with no emotion on your face and keep staring, preferably dont blink until they look away. Something i picked up learning about psychopaths.

  • @jinx2100
    @jinx2100 11 місяців тому +14

    Anime name is “Monster”
    Song is called: “U look lonely, I can fix that.”

    • @alexandredubeau7572
      @alexandredubeau7572 11 місяців тому +1

      Wow thank you hahaha. Been looking for a while lol

    • @thunderclapgaming1163
      @thunderclapgaming1163 10 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EKNE6I0VgHU/v-deo.html

    • @Rhygenix
      @Rhygenix 10 місяців тому +1

      The song is called "Perfect Girl"

    • @jinx2100
      @jinx2100 10 місяців тому

      @@Rhygenix Shazam lied to me?!?!??!??!?!

    • @Rhygenix
      @Rhygenix 10 місяців тому

      @@jinx2100 I would rather blame it on incompetence instead of malice. Usually Shazam is amazing at what it does, but sometimes people misremember the names of songs and input it into the archives.

  • @pickolas5664
    @pickolas5664 Рік тому +103

    Imagine punching someone and then saying thank you for your patience

  • @tez4792
    @tez4792 11 місяців тому

    I liked the tip about including an embarrassing detail about yourself three, instead of apologising.

  • @viktorvondoom5950
    @viktorvondoom5950 Рік тому +12

    Instructions unclear: out of a job now because i showed up late to work, entered the office with confidence, thanked the boss for his patience and then exited the office with confidence.

    • @ashutoshdash140
      @ashutoshdash140 Рік тому +2

      Did you stare at his lips or forehead?😏

    • @viktorvondoom5950
      @viktorvondoom5950 Рік тому

      @@ashutoshdash140 Lips.... which is probably why he looked relieved when I left the building 😞

  • @spork0.0
    @spork0.0 11 місяців тому +3

    if you stare at someone's forehead, they'll get insecure cus they'll think they're forehead is too big

  • @Mike_Ngl
    @Mike_Ngl Рік тому +6

    Instructions unclear i now own nasa

  • @ashipkerai
    @ashipkerai Рік тому +2

    From India 😊 I like to know psychology in Deep and details

  • @Myka_Aria
    @Myka_Aria Рік тому +8

    Mom -You stole from the store
    Me -thank you for your patience

  • @aestheticpriosgameplay7017
    @aestheticpriosgameplay7017 Рік тому +180

    Johan is god of manipulation 💀

  • @ladysssa6914
    @ladysssa6914 Рік тому +17

    I think the 'looking at lips means interested' comes from that your eyes look slanted and thus cheeky. This also applies for the forehead one, your eyes look big and challenging.

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Рік тому

      It also mostly works for women, doesnt work man to female.

  • @TheBarnumEffect
    @TheBarnumEffect 10 місяців тому +1

    Confidence is key 😌

  • @i.foxy.official
    @i.foxy.official 11 місяців тому +4

    Bro Is Really Giving Tips To The
    *ROBBERS*

  • @tatsuyahitake
    @tatsuyahitake Рік тому +5

    Teacher: You're 2 hours late in class!!
    Student: Thank you for your patience.

  • @TrueFaceYT
    @TrueFaceYT Рік тому +49

    Manipulations only act if the person shows interest in your words
    If the person is non sensitive to things
    He wont get carried away at all

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm Рік тому

      Trust me, it'll work with a majority of any people you'll meet.

    • @marcxworld5708
      @marcxworld5708 Рік тому +1

      ​@callous-rk5bebro what

    • @lichtarchi3104
      @lichtarchi3104 Рік тому

      ​@@marcxworld5708😂another tofu can't understand things

    • @marcxworld5708
      @marcxworld5708 Рік тому

      @@lichtarchi3104 bro what

  • @EverythingIKnow00
    @EverythingIKnow00 11 місяців тому +4

    I think bro's in love with the character in the background

    • @Not_Drako
      @Not_Drako 11 місяців тому

      He is psycho from anime monster 😂

  • @Otakumaid_7
    @Otakumaid_7 Рік тому +47

    I was more impressed by the edit in the background than the message. Over that he just chose the perfect character for this message💀. Johan hanmered it into my brain more than the AI speaking in the background🗿.
    Can I get the full edit?

  • @Grim_Reaper305
    @Grim_Reaper305 Рік тому +32

    Blud is making me something I’m not💀

  • @ShitPoster576
    @ShitPoster576 Рік тому +485

    “No judge, I didn’t commit a third degree felony, I farted while I was walking to my house.” 💀

    • @BasedasFUCKK
      @BasedasFUCKK Рік тому +31

      sounds like a third degree felony to me.

    • @jincyjoseph6187
      @jincyjoseph6187 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @OfficialUKGov
      @OfficialUKGov 11 місяців тому +2

      i declare you guilty of violating the Geneva Convention by usage of chemical weapons.

  • @s.slayer0124
    @s.slayer0124 Рік тому

    You matched the words and tips with certain scenes from monster, TRULY MAGNIFICENT!

  • @imbetterandmentallystronger
    @imbetterandmentallystronger Рік тому +9

    Bro is psychopath maker and I'm here for it 😈🚨

    • @Call_me_kozuna
      @Call_me_kozuna Рік тому +1

      Meanwhile me
      Just look at someone
      That person:aaaay bro what are you gay

  • @Blebo96
    @Blebo96 Рік тому +8

    bro's had his fair share of villainy 💀

  • @Aizen9993
    @Aizen9993 Рік тому +36

    Thankyou for the motivation and love your videos 🤗 .

  • @late2tgamex_darkly
    @late2tgamex_darkly Рік тому +2

    I worked in retail for 10 years,how this is relevant is that I studied psychology in my spare time to understand why people behave a certain way and working with the general public is like a social experiment. These little tips are very accurate, more than once I've been put into situations I needed to tactfully dissolve or remove myself from and they worked.
    I've since changed into the production profession but I will continue to use these little tricks often.

  • @secretsofcloud9452
    @secretsofcloud9452 Рік тому +24

    The forehead one works. Every time I don't like somebody I hover my eyes between they're forehead and eyes. And they respect me more. I NEED to know why, any psychologists in here :)

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III Рік тому +6

      They prolly think you're a creep or some shit like who the fuck stares at someone's forehead

    • @user-rp6cv9vh1t
      @user-rp6cv9vh1t Рік тому

      Maybe the look of ur eyes goes up above their eyes is somewhat give em feel ignored/or not seriously into the chat/topic u both talked like this emoji->🙄 or perhaps u look more full confident and its quite intimidating? Idk but its just my Opinion

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc Рік тому +3

      it doesn't, they think you're weird. stop taking advice from cringy anime edits and be a normal person

    • @secretsofcloud9452
      @secretsofcloud9452 Рік тому +4

      @@cr1tikal_arc I didn't take the advice of this edit 😑 I figured it out on my own. (Anyways have a good day)

    • @secretsofcloud9452
      @secretsofcloud9452 Рік тому +1

      @@user-rp6cv9vh1t Tbh Idc which it is. Cause if I'm doing it, it means they were rude to me before so ya.

  • @mashallahfatema101
    @mashallahfatema101 Рік тому +5

    Art of manipulation:
    1. Stare at thier lips so they think you're interested.
    2. Then stare at thier forehead so they feel intimidated, and think they were overthinking and become insecure.
    3. Maintain uncreepy eye-contact when they speak, they'll feel heard and at comfort again.
    4. Stare at their lips again and they'll think your interested, but also be conscious of themselves and positive about you.

  • @WatchAccount-vw7po
    @WatchAccount-vw7po Рік тому +4

    *Confidentiality walks out of an adult shop*

  • @alonvinkler
    @alonvinkler Рік тому

    Saying "thank you for your patience" usually only makes me angrier...

  • @Verac1ty
    @Verac1ty Рік тому +93

    I've used tip 5 quite a few times when I'm going on a train ride without paying. Just sit down in first class and try to look like you belong and the personnel won't bother you.

    • @rehansajid1106
      @rehansajid1106 Рік тому +52

      Bro just admitted to his crimes and imprinted it on his internet footprint 😭

    • @d.ark_manipulation
      @d.ark_manipulation  Рік тому +31

      Great tip!

    • @BruceEdits-1111
      @BruceEdits-1111 Рік тому

      @@rehansajid1106ain’t no mf arresting this man if he decides to say some words, them police don’t get paid enough to track this guy down and arrest him

    • @Challenged_pogo
      @Challenged_pogo Рік тому +11

      ​@@rehansajid1106who gon stop him?

    • @yagoestevo9208
      @yagoestevo9208 Рік тому +1

      ​@@rehansajid1106He may be saying this to sound like a lie but it's not

  • @asiangoose90ti
    @asiangoose90ti Рік тому +5

    Guys remember if you can’t admit to something wrong you plan on doing, unless you are sure; don’t do it or you may end up regretting it.

    • @Eh.........
      @Eh......... Рік тому

      It's like don't kill if you are not ready to die yourself

  • @Real-burgurrboi
    @Real-burgurrboi Рік тому +5

    I usually just look at their eyes/eyebrows and smile and it sometimes makes them feel happier

  • @adityanemade9740
    @adityanemade9740 Рік тому

    This channel will make a nice person in my life keep it up. This is the most relatable channel I have visited.

  • @monkeydprem2385
    @monkeydprem2385 Рік тому +31

    Sir if you say sorry to the families of the victims you killed your sentence will be reduced
    me after watching this video: Thank you for your patience

  • @itsNqL
    @itsNqL Рік тому +33

    if you stare at someone's forehead, their gonna think that you're weird, blind, or have another disability. no one will get "intimidated".

    • @Hyper93314
      @Hyper93314 Рік тому

      Fr like this nigga thinks he's in an anime 💀

    • @ItWontLetMePutMyName259
      @ItWontLetMePutMyName259 Рік тому +4

      All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy.
      This means you will got to hell
      THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life!
      You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.

    • @Hyper93314
      @Hyper93314 Рік тому +9

      @@ItWontLetMePutMyName259 what the-

    • @konzzapmc8366
      @konzzapmc8366 Рік тому

      😊❤

    • @ScarykidReal
      @ScarykidReal Рік тому +5

      @@Hyper93314 Dw about it just a random religious person

  • @dillonazyuofficialvedio5330
    @dillonazyuofficialvedio5330 Рік тому +27

    They just call me pervert😂

  • @Pepper-Zee
    @Pepper-Zee Рік тому +4

    “The best way to lie is to mix some truth”

  • @AntiDecepticonCampaign
    @AntiDecepticonCampaign Рік тому +7

    This won’t work on every one. Those that recognize you doing it will use it against you.

  • @TheKnip
    @TheKnip Рік тому

    This has given me so many tips and stuff like that thank you keep it up