Mechanic Reacts to German Engineering Fails

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  • @calebbetz6836
    @calebbetz6836 10 місяців тому +2915

    "It could be that girl in the back that planted a bomb in there."
    Never change Sandro, never change.

    • @Nick-kk9ei
      @Nick-kk9ei 10 місяців тому +33

      Said the same thing.😂😂

    • @steverayrapp
      @steverayrapp 10 місяців тому +81

      she didn't even turn around when it exploded 🤯

    • @dimitribrzeczyszczykiewicz8044
      @dimitribrzeczyszczykiewicz8044 10 місяців тому +59

      ​@@steverayrapp" cool guys dont look at explosions"

    • @geronimocebrero7770
      @geronimocebrero7770 10 місяців тому +6

      Homeboy is the GOAT

    • @Paintbullits
      @Paintbullits 10 місяців тому +11

      yah that's not so much a German engineering fail, more of an Irish mechanic success

  • @robduckworth8828
    @robduckworth8828 10 місяців тому +3083

    I’m a mechanic, my brother is an engineer, when he started working the first thing I told him was “don’t forget someone has to work on what you design”

    • @salemcripple
      @salemcripple 10 місяців тому +414

      As a mechanic. I've told engineers the same thing. "it's not my job, to make your job easier" was the exact reply i got.

    • @Username-2
      @Username-2 10 місяців тому +256

      ⁠@@salemcrippleIt’s true though, design engineers in that industry aren’t incentivized or even asked to make things repairable. It’s the opposite actually, vehicles are designed to be proprietary, for profit. In some other industries it’s different, so things are easily repairable. For example dirt bikes, or commercial cooking equipment… and many others.
      So the real blame lies with the bean counters and corporate that decide to prioritize profit over ease of repair and consumers, and the politicians that allow them to do it, not the engineers.

    • @mattmattmatt131313
      @mattmattmatt131313 10 місяців тому +136

      This is why every engineer should have to work in a repair shop for a few years as part of their training.

    • @gizmoguyar
      @gizmoguyar 10 місяців тому +139

      ​@@mattmattmatt131313they do. Every engineer works on their own product during development. The problem is that engineers have to balance so so many other things that you don't care about. Size, cost, ease of assembly, manufacturability. The vast majority of time, if you just read the service manual, the engineers have documented exactly how to get access to such-n-such, and what tools you need. But mechanics think they know how to do the work, and often back themselves into a corner. For example, I had a mechanic tell me they had to lift an entire engine to access a broken belt tensioner bolt. If they had bothered to read the service manual, they would have known that all you have to do is remove one wheel and a fender cover, and there's an access hole.

    • @cdoublejj
      @cdoublejj 10 місяців тому +57

      IT"S NOT THE ENGINEERS!!! IT'S THE C SUITE!!!! ONe guy said his retired uncle said engineering at GM was a quagmire of politics and overbearing management who would over ride the engineers to save a penny. #RightToRepair wait till you find out how OEMs treat hospital equipment and warranty work.

  • @backwoodstherapy
    @backwoodstherapy 10 місяців тому +1926

    German engineering: I can't remember the exact model, but I'm like 65% sure it was a Volkswagen Toureg. Guy brings it in to the shop for a blown O2 sensor, and he just couldn't figure out a way to get to it. Looks up in the repair manual on how to change that sensor, and right there in the manual it said "step 1: remove engine."

    • @300DBenz
      @300DBenz 10 місяців тому +188

      Porsche Cayenne turbo.

    • @kft4764
      @kft4764 10 місяців тому +127

      My Audi S7 O2 sensor felt that way. Engine is symmetrical left and right, including the exhaust manifolds. One side took 15 minutes to change. Other side took 5 hours of pain. Sensors in the identical spots left and right, but on one side they moved the connector from on top of the engine to the back of it between the engine and firewall in a pit with 2" of clearance with no line of sight into and no way to reach into without dislocating your arm. That and you're supposed to slide the locking tab off the connector, then get leverage to depress the release on the connector in that area. Probably pretty easy if there wasn't a pesky firewall or engine in the way. They could have kept the connector in the same spot on top for both sensors, making them both 15 minute jobs...but no.

    • @KNIGHTSFALLN
      @KNIGHTSFALLN 10 місяців тому +49

      All Audi o2 sensors have been that way for 15 years and they are zip tied to the rear coolant pipe making them impossible to reach, impossible to cut the zip ties and impossible to get a socket on the sensor.
      We used to cut the wires and have to make a tool to reach the sensor

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 10 місяців тому +15

      I'm happy that fixing R1200GS is a bit easier than that

    • @noaimnoskillnokill3947
      @noaimnoskillnokill3947 10 місяців тому +10

      TouAreg bitteschön

  • @morsumbra9692
    @morsumbra9692 6 місяців тому +400

    The founder of Honda made Honda a trust that operates only if 4 levels of safisfaction are hit.
    1. Consumer satisfaction
    2. Repair worker satisfaction
    3. Line satisfaction
    4. Vendor satisfaction.
    Those four things determine if the shareholders GET to KEEP their shares or else the company reverts back to full private with language in place that those things must be fixed before any C suite bonus, buyout, or any golden parachute for the holders.
    Pretty smart imo. I think thats the sole reason Honda is as dominant and yet understandable as they are.

    • @ayliniemi
      @ayliniemi 6 місяців тому +28

      Your comment makes me want to get a Honda. Toyota is all the craze right now, but can't forget about Honda.

    • @IntheEndAhNevermind
      @IntheEndAhNevermind 6 місяців тому +1

      Brilliant.

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics 6 місяців тому

      I have a civic. My friend has a Camry and my mom has a RAV4. Toyotas are not solid by any means these days. I make him feel bad by tapping his tim cam hood every time I walk past it ​@@ayliniemi

    • @ArariaKAgelessTraveller
      @ArariaKAgelessTraveller 5 місяців тому +7

      Honda just needs to drive up their marketing and they will be dominant
      They are still dominant in many parts of asia though

    • @morsumbra9692
      @morsumbra9692 5 місяців тому +6

      @ArariaKAgelessTraveller I don't think that'd help them much. Honda has like 3 cars on the top 10 most sold in US list and only recently got detroned by Tesla model Y as THE most sold car. They're doing just fine. If they wanted to be like everyone else maybe they'd make their luxury brand, Acura, actually their luxury brand and make some fancy yet truly functional cars. But honda tends to let either the race teams do the inventing, or just innovate the thing Mercedes did like 10years ago but actually make it manufacturingly scalable.

  • @sammyboy8764
    @sammyboy8764 10 місяців тому +1476

    nice seeing a new face on the show, sandro's the favorite tho cant lie

    • @geecee12
      @geecee12 10 місяців тому +2

      Until you realize she paid by audi

    • @imabichover9000
      @imabichover9000 10 місяців тому

      money makes the world go around, nobody gonna fight you on that.@@geecee12

    • @MrCalalf
      @MrCalalf 10 місяців тому

      @@geecee12okay and?

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 10 місяців тому +66

      @@geecee12oh no, anything but someone with a job!

    • @DavidGarcia-oi5nt
      @DavidGarcia-oi5nt 10 місяців тому +42

      Angelina is BAE tho

  • @linkinman48
    @linkinman48 10 місяців тому +7396

    I see Sandro, I click. Simple

  • @SirKittyMcMittens
    @SirKittyMcMittens 10 місяців тому +662

    Sandro is so dang comfortable on the show now and I'm here for it

    • @thenewkid1642
      @thenewkid1642 10 місяців тому +4

      I’m glad I’m not the only whose noticed it the past few episodes you can tell he’s just relaxed

    • @dyent
      @dyent 10 місяців тому +7

      They should bring him on the main channel.
      Maybe do a build-off series even, have the Donut guys go up against Sandro and his boys, starting with the same car and budget and build it to be able to do multiple things. For example, they could split the builds into 2 videos, a video taking them rockcrawling, a video mudding, a video doing laps, a video doing drifting and a video doing drag racing. and at the end whoever wins 3 of the 5 is the champion.

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@dyent"the boys" lol it's for them, ya know?

    • @dyent
      @dyent 10 місяців тому +1

      @@CDCI3 well, the boys *are* back in town.

    • @Austintwo3
      @Austintwo3 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dyent the boys deff needa do a build on the main

  • @PaxHeadroom
    @PaxHeadroom 6 місяців тому +100

    Worst German car I worked on was a Smart fortwo.
    To replace an alternator, you have to unbolt the entire rear subframe, empty and disconnect the air conditioning, raise the body off the subframe, then raise the engine up out of the cradle so that you can get enough clearance to swap in the old alternator.

    • @peanuts2105
      @peanuts2105 5 місяців тому +22

      For such a miserable little car, just pop into Toys R Us and buy another one

    • @piotrkowalczyk1087
      @piotrkowalczyk1087 5 місяців тому +2

      exept that SMART is not german

    • @concinnus
      @concinnus 5 місяців тому +4

      @@piotrkowalczyk1087 The fact that it was built in France is irrelevant. Daimler engineered it.

    • @evolvedmonkey9978
      @evolvedmonkey9978 4 місяці тому +5

      @@piotrkowalczyk1087 all the engineering is German, I had a Fortwo Diesel, and that little car also had some problems with the engine holders, they would rot and the engine would drop on the ground, the good thing that Peanuts ignores on that miserable little car is the mileage, a micro turbo diesel consuming 3.2 liters every 100 km's was something that even some 125 cc scooters and light motorcycles can't achieve.

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 4 місяці тому +2

      new cars are only good for the crusher ...

  • @BertRiv
    @BertRiv 10 місяців тому +577

    14:22 "built like tanks" WWII german panzer tanks suffered from over engineering as well. German tank operators had difficulty repairing them in the field and often times abandoned them.

    • @miroslavraven1413
      @miroslavraven1413 10 місяців тому +12

      yes

    • @abitofapickle6255
      @abitofapickle6255 9 місяців тому +56

      Panther: "Hanz the transmission!!!"
      Sherman: "Just swap it out for another one"

    • @flopjul3022
      @flopjul3022 9 місяців тому +23

      @@abitofapickle6255 we first needz zo remove ze engine too remove ze tranzmizzion ja?

    • @IcePhoenixOfTime
      @IcePhoenixOfTime 9 місяців тому +9

      That was more propaganda than truth of allied forces

    • @BleedForTheWorld
      @BleedForTheWorld 9 місяців тому +6

      @@IcePhoenixOfTime there's some truth to them being overdeveloped, for sure. They were good tanks but certainly not without faults.

  • @joophommie
    @joophommie 10 місяців тому +535

    That Merc trying to do a burnout is from Australia. That dude won the car in a raffle and didnt know shit about it. Tried showing off at his mates wedding and blew up the car lol

    • @batchmotorsport
      @batchmotorsport 10 місяців тому +3

      Ha was that an LMCT or ECM "charity" ?

    • @LVUFC
      @LVUFC 10 місяців тому +51

      @@batchmotorsportLCMT . He also tried to claim insurance the night of the fire before the video went viral. Didn’t work.

    • @spaceli0n
      @spaceli0n 10 місяців тому +64

      Thats more than not knowing shit about it, thats not knowing shit about operating a vehicle.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 10 місяців тому +1

      Apparently he didn't even know the guys at the wedding. That's how I remember it

    • @blackhawks81H
      @blackhawks81H 10 місяців тому

      I thought Australians were born knowing how to do a burnout? Don't you do your first one shortly after having your first fackin' VB Longneck at like age 9? 😂

  • @Dwendele
    @Dwendele 7 місяців тому +823

    As someone who works at a German OEM in South Carolina, let me just say, even BUILDING these cars is a pain in the ass.

    • @frtard
      @frtard 7 місяців тому +8

      so... you can just say BMW.

    • @acarpenter1332
      @acarpenter1332 7 місяців тому +13

      Spartanburg! Haha

    • @Dwendele
      @Dwendele 7 місяців тому +29

      @@acarpenter1332 yep. I mean, it's not that hard to figure out. But they can be picky about what is shared in social media, and I didn't specify WHICH German OEM I worked at lol. Could the the vehicle manufacturer or one of the suppliers.

    • @Dwendele
      @Dwendele 7 місяців тому +27

      @@frtard I could.... But there's multiple German companies here that supply BMW too. Gotta be careful these days saying shit about your employer online.

    • @Dwrksied
      @Dwrksied 7 місяців тому

      I mean you should stop building cars using your ass. Hands would be much more comfortable imo

  • @sinan325
    @sinan325 7 місяців тому +13

    I used to work as a mechanic in NJ 15-20 years ago. That time, I hated to work on VW and Audi. All plastic and fragile sensor covers, connectors, wiring harness etc. jam packed under the hood. It was almost guaranteed to break something else before you reach the part you wanna replace. Leaky head gaskets were icing on the cake. I wonder if its still the case.

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 4 місяці тому

      maybe they are like fords now, where you have to remove the body off the frame to do a head gasket on a f150 $5,000 labor to replace a $80 head gasket

  • @OffGridInvestor
    @OffGridInvestor 10 місяців тому +737

    The black Mercedes trying to burnout was Australia. It was SOME RANDOM guys wedding, he HAD traction control on, and had just WON the car worth an insane amount and killed it RIGHT THERE.

    • @andrew-rn9ui
      @andrew-rn9ui 10 місяців тому +18

      Hahahaha shieeet 😂😂😂😂

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat 10 місяців тому +51

      Wow what a tool! I feel like the universe dished out sublime justice in that moment!

    • @f-puppet
      @f-puppet 10 місяців тому

      noice

    • @owenhunt6796
      @owenhunt6796 10 місяців тому +1

      ok but why was it on fire. or it at least looked that way

    • @peteleigh3658
      @peteleigh3658 10 місяців тому +5

      @@owenhunt6796 Maybe it blew a trans cooler line or something, because God knows that trans was HOTT after that hahahaha.. It's probably just super hot coolant landing on the super hot exhaust, and burning instantly, causing a quick fire

  • @TTMPLMKR
    @TTMPLMKR 10 місяців тому +473

    Giving the young lady props for her first time on the channel. Solid addition. Definitely deserves to be in the rotation

    • @dylanjamesryan9432
      @dylanjamesryan9432 10 місяців тому +12

      LITERALLY COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER..
      TOP COMMENT

    • @scdu
      @scdu 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dylanjamesryan9432GOBBLESS

    • @DucatiPaso750
      @DucatiPaso750 10 місяців тому +29

      The young lady was really bright and has a beautiful personality. However, my choice is still Angelina. I do hope she is kept in the loop though.

    • @ffcsin
      @ffcsin 10 місяців тому +1

      Fax!

    • @danconnolly737
      @danconnolly737 10 місяців тому

      Ya ok she suckssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @AyaxRo
    @AyaxRo 10 місяців тому +170

    Sandro has an 8 series... Truly a man OF AUTOMOTIVE CULTURE.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 10 місяців тому +15

      Nah, it's the sign of a total Masochist or he got it cheap from a customer because it needed a cheap part that took a huge amount of labor to R&R...

    • @lemster101
      @lemster101 10 місяців тому +1

      I wonder which generation because it didn't look like he recognised the S63 at 1:50

    • @potater6163
      @potater6163 10 місяців тому

      depends what year though.

    • @735337707
      @735337707 10 місяців тому +2

      I bet E31 ​@@lemster101

    • @vysecity6350
      @vysecity6350 7 місяців тому

      If not e31 then it's a can. E31 840 is actually solid, but the 850 v12 is a lot touchier

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 7 місяців тому +52

    The fact that liquid fuel rocket engines can have less tubing and be easier to work on than these engines is insane.

    • @hobobob59
      @hobobob59 6 місяців тому +8

      To be fair, a rocket engine better be built with service in mind. That thing fucks up, you're a lot worse than stuck on the side of the road.

  • @Suburban-United
    @Suburban-United 10 місяців тому +467

    "Any time you push a button and smoke comes out-..."
    Sandro- "push it again"!!
    I wish I was one of his boys. I'd do anything to ride with that dude.🤘

    • @albinqoqaj925
      @albinqoqaj925 10 місяців тому +9

      Get some friends my guy

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 10 місяців тому +11

      Get some gays my friends

    • @Cydro12
      @Cydro12 10 місяців тому +5

      im gay get me guys

    • @albinqoqaj925
      @albinqoqaj925 10 місяців тому

      @@Cydro12 what you talking about

    • @aminelahlou1606
      @aminelahlou1606 10 місяців тому

      ​@@albinqoqaj925he's gay get him guys

  • @cristiancepeda_yt
    @cristiancepeda_yt 10 місяців тому +151

    Steph was actually pretty cool, gonna need her back

  • @esc8engn
    @esc8engn 10 місяців тому +95

    Always love to see Sandro. This my first time seeing Steph. She a real one! Hope to see more of her in future.

  • @Zatos_Garage_build
    @Zatos_Garage_build 7 місяців тому +16

    Love seeing the reaction to the n63 engine out of the car, I’ve spent many an hour working on that nightmare and the car attached to it. You get used to having chafed forearms

    • @Vincenzo-wn4ku
      @Vincenzo-wn4ku 2 місяці тому +2

      Havent finished the video but I hope they mention how easy it is to work on bmw inline 6s

  • @Stealth86651
    @Stealth86651 10 місяців тому +336

    Would be cool to hear some personal horror stories from the mechanics they've experienced. They all seem to be passionate and I'd like to hear more personal accounts sometimes than just their opinion/reaction to a video. The reactions are awesome, but I always like hearing personal accounts, they tend to have a lot more emotion than a video you scroll past in my experience.

    • @tysonclement4612
      @tysonclement4612 10 місяців тому +7

      Yeah that would be sick, anouther little show maybe even with little doodle art to help with the visuals

    • @RosinMan
      @RosinMan 10 місяців тому +2

      A cartoon series with them would be great

  • @theo6741
    @theo6741 10 місяців тому +259

    I love how quickly this channel turned into a Sandro fan club lmao

    • @jjbowe
      @jjbowe 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I love it...

    • @TermlessHGW
      @TermlessHGW 10 місяців тому

      At 13:00 did he say 'slave'...... yea he did 😅

  • @jgedutis
    @jgedutis 10 місяців тому +82

    00:50 - The reason the coolant follows up the wires is theough capillary action. The same process that plants use to draw water up the roots.

    • @TheRealSykx
      @TheRealSykx 10 місяців тому +14

      aka wicking

    • @JoseDiaz-bk9mh
      @JoseDiaz-bk9mh 10 місяців тому +2

      And solder

    • @olekasten6042
      @olekasten6042 10 місяців тому +1

      The weird part is that these cars usually use special wires to prevent that fluids creep up the wires.
      Looks like somebody here cheaped out

    • @JDMeister-MU
      @JDMeister-MU 7 місяців тому +1

      I had the same happen to a Ford Fiesta where the BCM git fried because the wiper fluid went all the way from the pump into the BCM. So no its not Just a German Car/BMW Problem.

  • @thewaywardgrape3838
    @thewaywardgrape3838 5 місяців тому +2

    1:02 - Jaguars XFs - X250 platform - also have this issue. Coolant leaks and it finds it's way to the 'body control module' in the driver's side front fender. So if you're e-park brake won't release, it could be this issue. Common if the car's been sat around for several months. Iirc it's around $9.5k for the harness + module.

  • @squidikka
    @squidikka 10 місяців тому +484

    Sandro getting the answer right over the actual audi tech is why Sandro is the goat.

    • @frankdatank2570
      @frankdatank2570 10 місяців тому +91

      Sandro is a true tradesman, his knowledge is beyond textbook. You can tell he has a shit ton of hours working on cars. He also mentioned in a past vid that his dad was/is a mechanic. So you know his knowledge runs deep. Also, he gotta get it right because he's doin it for da bois.

    • @fleimlehner
      @fleimlehner 10 місяців тому +8

      see i also would of guessed something small and stupid. hes complaining about having to take the clutch pedal out to repair the clutch pedal. kinda stupid imo

    • @f-puppet
      @f-puppet 10 місяців тому +8

      that "audi tech" is probably just a secretary in the shop

    • @kevingeezy5176
      @kevingeezy5176 10 місяців тому

      I hate to be like that but I don't think she really a mechanic. Probably just a cute girl they got to read a script

    • @fleimlehner
      @fleimlehner 10 місяців тому +7

      @kevingeezy5176 istg people who think mechanics should get it right the first time 100 percent of the time make me hate people. If you've ever done actual work on a line of cars/trucks you'd know that's not possible. Especially not when you're given stupid questions like I took out the pedal what am I repairing.

  • @jkcransx
    @jkcransx 10 місяців тому +146

    The coolant is not just dripping on the harness. BMWs use an electrically controlled thermostat, which sometimes leaks internal allowing the coolant to enter the wire. The outside of the harness is water tight, but that doesn’t help when it comes from the inside of the connector. This happens with the oil pressure sensor too.

    • @morganlovell8408
      @morganlovell8408 9 місяців тому +4

      This is a very common issue on international dt466E the injection drive harness that goes through the valve cover does the exact same thing. We call it wicking. But it does that exactly it will push the oil all the way to the ecm and fry it.

    • @bhutehole
      @bhutehole 9 місяців тому +2

      I do hvac and I have seen that happen with just condensation alone.

  • @not-a-raccoon
    @not-a-raccoon 10 місяців тому +378

    I'm a mechanic in Norway. German cars are the bane of my existence

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 10 місяців тому +8

      Norwegian wood

    • @bourjeee
      @bourjeee 10 місяців тому

      Nah you are not a mechanic. The only right awnser is french cars. pure trash

    • @tedley70
      @tedley70 10 місяців тому +17

      I want to know, from Norway, how you feel about American auto engineers.

    • @newblackdog7827
      @newblackdog7827 10 місяців тому +3

      Fly Lexus! ✈️

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 10 місяців тому +9

      @@tedley70 American is second to none

  • @justapile4376
    @justapile4376 6 місяців тому +2

    13:50 I ran onto the same thing changing the heater core on a Grand Cherokee. The entire dash has to come out because it's integrated into the ventilation channels. There's one ground wire right in the middle you better not forget about. Or your taking it apart again.

  • @michaelabbamondi8892
    @michaelabbamondi8892 10 місяців тому +389

    Scotty Kilmer, Donut, and Sandro in one video? One hell of a Jimmy Timmy power hour.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 10 місяців тому +36

      Rev up your va jay jays

    • @everettstormy
      @everettstormy 10 місяців тому

      Fucking hate scotty

    • @brianm6117
      @brianm6117 10 місяців тому

      Scotty Kilmer is a hack. He couldn't even wipe Sandro's nuts.

    • @joevk6274
      @joevk6274 10 місяців тому +36

      I'm convinced that Scotty snorts a big fat line of coke before he turns on the cameras.

    • @everettstormy
      @everettstormy 10 місяців тому

      I fucking hate scotty kilmer.

  • @batipapo
    @batipapo 10 місяців тому +94

    I had a Volvo V50 and the cabin air filter was behind the steering wheel 😳🤯. To simply swap your filter: 1) remove the steering wheel 2) remove all gauges 3) swap filter 😂

    • @ZacharyTelesca
      @ZacharyTelesca 9 місяців тому +4

      Should have bought a pre 98 🤣. Big mistake

    • @greatdane145
      @greatdane145 9 місяців тому +2

      I had a dodge ram and it broke

    • @mrmartin7131
      @mrmartin7131 8 місяців тому

      Nooooooo😂😂

    • @Akiss
      @Akiss 6 місяців тому +1

      That's easier than my 1991 BMW 5 Series. 1) Remove glovebox 2) remove a bunch of inner plastic panels 3) remove remove some HVAC vents 4) remove AC module 5) pull out air filter while contorting your body in the passenger footwell.

  • @dknollRX7
    @dknollRX7 10 місяців тому +131

    As a BMW Master Tech of over 17 years, it’s obvious who hasn’t worked on these shit-boxes.
    0:21 it’s not abnormal to have a thermostat in that location. BMW has so many extra coolers and coolant hoses because they’re trying to get as much power in a confined space. I don’t know why she said it was abnormal to have a thermostat down there. The reason why the coolant wicks its way up the harness is due to a phenomenon called “capillary action”, something you should have learned in chemistry. When the pins of the thermostat are not water tight, the flow of electricity will actually wick that fluid back up the wires, back to the source- the DME. The same is true of oil circuits. This isn’t a BMW exclusive thing, but those N63 engines did have a recall or bulletin for that issue.
    1:49 that’s the typical N63 twin turbo V8 that BMW has been using for almost 15 years now, with a few updates. They’re a nightmare of coolant hoses, wiring harnesses, vacuum lines, etc and nothing is easy to access. It’s a “hot” V8, meaning the exhaust and turbos are between the cylinder heads, and the intake is on the lower side of the heads, where the exhaust would typically go. These engines also use corrugated plastic pipes for the PCV system, which get fragile and brittle over time, with the motion of the engine, and the fact that they sit on top of the turbos. Also, the turbo coolant lines tend to leak because of the same reason. THIS is a better example of trapping heat than the BS Scotty Kilmer video, which made no sense at all.
    2:27 that steering wheel thing is nothing normal or that can be blamed on the engineering. That’s definitely an issue with the car….NOT the steering angle sensor. All modern BMWs use electric steering, except maybe some M cars, for better feedback through hydraulic steering.
    5:00 the switch could just be shorted out, but it is possible that it’s due to spilled fluids. EDC controls the suspension dynamics, not sport mode. But she’s probably right in the fact that the connection point is pinkish in color.
    6:18 that’s an N54. It’s super easy to access all of the plugs and coils. I’d never let him touch my car, seeing him use a 4’ prybar. Take out 8x 8mm screws to remove the microfilter cowling, and you have easy access to all plugs and coils, and it takes 2 minutes. That engine cover doesn’t retain the heat. It helps protect that area from water, and has sound deadening underneath the cover because that engine utilizes direct injection, so the injectors are very noisy. The next iteration 335 has an N55 which actually would be a GREAT example of shitty design. It still has the air filter up top, but there’s a charge pipe that goes over cylinders 4-6, so you have to take off a bunch of stuff to access the back 3 cylinders, you can’t easily swap plugs and coils, and you can’t run it with the cover off.
    If you want good examples of shitty BMW engineers:
    I need a second person to help me open and close the hood on the i8. It’s lightweight, aluminum hood that can bend and distort very easily. It’s also $15k to replace. In order to replace the air flaps (another stupid BMW design that blocks airflow to the radiator to heat the engine up faster…but they fail all the time and cause check engine lights) I have to remove the hood before I can remove the bumper
    On the i3, in order to replace a window regulator, you need to completely remove the door from the body, as the door brake check goes THROUGH the door panel, and there’s no way of removing it otherwise.
    On the iX, BMW engineers decided to put the subwoofer in the rear of the car, under the back seat, but on the underside of the chassis. That means that if your subwoofer goes out, you have to remove the entire high voltage battery unit, just to replace a speaker.
    We also have a TCB under the shark fin antenna, which has a battery you have to replace every few years- typically you have to replace one before it goes out of warranty. In order to replace it, you have to lower the headliner to access it. It pays 3 plus hours on some cars under warranty. That’s 5-6 hours when the customer has to pay for it.
    Heck, even filling up the washer fluid can be an ordeal on some cars. On the iX, they don’t want the customer to open the hood, so the BMW emblem opens up to fill up the washer fluid…but you have no idea how much you need to add. On other cars, the little blue cap is recessed to the point that it won’t stay open. So you open the cap, lift your Gallon of washer fluid to pour it in, and the cap closes back down. You literally have to take the cap off by pressing a release/lock tab that you SHOULD only need to engage when resolving the cap…all just to put washer fluid in the car. That’s an absolutely blatant example of how the engineers never seem to touch the cars, or think about working on them.
    I could go on and on and on about it. We have a saying in the BMW world:
    “A BMW engineer would climb over a PILE of virgins, just to fuck a technician”

    • @jesperwall839
      @jesperwall839 10 місяців тому +23

      You just can’t come here with facts! It destroys the whole meaning with this video 😂

    • @sneaky_krait7271
      @sneaky_krait7271 10 місяців тому

      Couldn't fully rubberized sealed sleeving around the thermostat harness protect it from the failure at 0:21?

    • @SlugsnetGames
      @SlugsnetGames 10 місяців тому +6

      And here we See again that you should never trust a UA-cam Video fully. Since Most arent really experts...

    • @billymanilli
      @billymanilli 10 місяців тому +2

      All "Donut" media vid like these are FULL of bs and nonsense. No need to write a book about it! 🤣

    • @stubbarn
      @stubbarn 10 місяців тому +5

      Yep any competent person with some tools and time can swap out plugs and coils from an N54 easily. Scotty is just sensationalist trash who probably drives a BMW himself.

  • @clebia03
    @clebia03 4 місяці тому +2

    "I'm a BMW guy, oh no" 😂😂
    I felt that deep down inside. Just got a 2011 335i and felt so worried about it but it grew on me quickly and I love it too much

  • @Mr1Nate7
    @Mr1Nate7 10 місяців тому +96

    As someone with a German made car it took me 4 mechanics until I found the masochist who likes to work on them and knows them well

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 8 місяців тому +5

      That's the most accurate thing. American mechanics simply seem to lack the experience. Somehow over here in Germany, they're happy with German cars and despise the couple American models they get.

    • @anelbegic2780
      @anelbegic2780 3 місяці тому +4

      Germany always did like it's overly complicated schemes, mechanisms, etc..
      Just look at all the convoluted steps that bischmarch had to take to simply unify germany, only differenece being that it worked in his case.

    • @Chaoshero5567
      @Chaoshero5567 3 місяці тому +2

      @@anelbegic2780 Bismarck*

    • @hw6271
      @hw6271 10 днів тому

      ​@@rebel4466probably get paid better to actually deal with that stuff in a reasonable time frame. Here even if you have a great set of metric tools, still need to buy triple squares and other crap.

  • @CG-us3et
    @CG-us3et 10 місяців тому +128

    Sandro is so sincere , and you can tell he’s a low key genius under the hood

    • @JasonOlney-uu1dd
      @JasonOlney-uu1dd 10 місяців тому +9

      He knew exactly what was going on with the car leaking water and the clutch. The only guest mechanic that has kept up with him is Ms. A

  • @tookitogo
    @tookitogo 10 місяців тому +94

    1:02 The “for some reason” is called capillary action.
    You can demonstrate it by taking a strip of paper towel and partly immersing it in a glass of water. The water will wick up to higher than the water level.

    • @durbinmotorworks6253
      @durbinmotorworks6253 9 місяців тому +2

      Maybe, or thermostat housing (plastic) has a heating element in it (emissions and such). In case there is a leak there, it would send coolant (or steam) under relatively high pressure up the connector, wiring harness, that is sealed well enough to make it all the way up.

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 9 місяців тому +4

      @@durbinmotorworks6253 ick, that sounds like a royal mess!
      I’m currently building a control cabinet for a chemistry research project, and the reaction uses a really aggressive solvent (DMF) that attacks basically every plastic except HDPE, Teflon, Kapton, and PEEK - all the usual wire insulation materials are hopeless against it. So we decided that we will simply put the external wires in Teflon tubes, and then put the entire cabinet, and the tubes coming from it, under positive pressure with nitrogen, so that even if DMF leaks out, it can’t wick onto the wires due to the positive pressure. Precisely to avoid the kind of mess that appears to have happened in this vehicle!

    • @adminadminson3147
      @adminadminson3147 9 місяців тому

      @@tookitogo as impressive as your engineering solution is, you can buy teflon insulated wire.

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 9 місяців тому

      @@adminadminson3147 I know that. But sometimes you can’t choose what type of wire a particular component is made with. Or the component has Teflon leads, but they’re too short and you have to splice them. (Sure there’s Teflon heat shrink, too. But it isn’t adhesive-lined, and regular adhesive-lined heatshrink isn’t chemically compatible.) Or you can’t get a particular Teflon-insulated multi-conductor cable by the foot, only by the reel in a size much larger than you need.
      Protecting wiring inside conduit or pipes, both rigid or flexible, is commonly done in industrial environments. We are literally just doing that in miniature.

  • @evanmico
    @evanmico 7 місяців тому +2

    Based on my time working on a late 90s merc, the worst and most painful part has to be the plastic pieces. They snap easily when taking off, and the worst part is that it is often incredibly difficult to find a replacement piece for them too

  • @AlfaGuy
    @AlfaGuy 10 місяців тому +100

    The Audi explosion clip is from Albania and was for real a assassination attempt.

    • @drkilledbydeath87
      @drkilledbydeath87 10 місяців тому +41

      Has to be. There's nothing in a stock passenger cars engine that can explode that violently.

    • @aygwm
      @aygwm 10 місяців тому +14

      Yeah… cars don’t do that

    • @NickButlerish
      @NickButlerish 10 місяців тому +3

      I was thinking propane conversion that went wrong

    • @thegreatone4500
      @thegreatone4500 10 місяців тому

      Hhahahahahahahah I just commented that with the a video link from Top Channel

    • @olekasten6042
      @olekasten6042 10 місяців тому

      ​@@NickButlerishMy thoughts too. It is exactly where usually the carburetor is placed on that conversion (one of the few places there is space in the engine bay)

  • @McGussen
    @McGussen 10 місяців тому +101

    Bmw engineers meetings always start off with "hey, I found out where we can put another coolant line thats not required, and where we can bolt more plastic parts onto metal at".

    • @keithfilibeck2390
      @keithfilibeck2390 6 місяців тому +2

      don't forget pocket watch-esque complex series of gears and doodads.

  • @erikalvarez4516
    @erikalvarez4516 9 місяців тому +68

    BMW inline 6 motors are pretty easy to work on. When they started turbocharging them with the N54 then it reached an entire new level

    • @Scot-p1v
      @Scot-p1v 6 місяців тому +1

      True. My mid-life fun car is an M Roadster. When I spun the oil pump nut off (being stupid hooning), it took a few weeks nights & weekends to swap in a new S52. Not bad with no lift considering I replaced all the coolant hoses, new clutch, etc. SAFETY WIRE YOUR OIL PUMP NUT, PEOPLE 🤓

  • @64arguz
    @64arguz 7 днів тому +1

    My son bought new a 2014 328i Xdrive , drove it to 123k and only two problems, 1- driver taillight burnt out the turn signal socket constantly until I used my own engineer and rewire the ground cable and second after 100k one injector gone bad, that’s it, now he bought a 2024 X4 and he couldn’t be happier 😁

  • @12pagani
    @12pagani 10 місяців тому +63

    Older German cars are relatively easy to work on as it’s more about mechanical engineering and durability but anything that has a lot of computer controls become much harder to work on, especially diagnostics. But all those computers take up more room so there is less working room in which to even get in and actually service the item. Older German cars really had a philosophy of rebuild and servicing components vs just throwing it out and buying a new one. But they do drive like few other cars do

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 10 місяців тому +4

      Exactly, as my 1984 Audi 4000q is the best car I have ever owned but I would never buy a newer Audi. Likewise the BMW 2002tii was a great car but modern BMW's suck to own...

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 10 місяців тому +1

      I make small mistake hit a high curb and broke windshield wiper fluid reservoir in my Audi A4, to get to this u need
      Take wheel off, take inside of wheel-well off. then u have access

    • @s70driver2005
      @s70driver2005 10 місяців тому

      Most older cars are like that. Not just euros

    • @milesgreif6393
      @milesgreif6393 10 місяців тому

      My 88 300TE is by far the easiest car I’ve ever worked on. Old German vs New is totally different ballgame

    • @niklaspetersen4936
      @niklaspetersen4936 10 місяців тому

      @@mateuszzimon8216 that is like 5 mins worth of work....

  • @bennyb.1742
    @bennyb.1742 10 місяців тому +47

    I wrenched for a German used car lot. I actually had a mental breakdown dealing with 2000s Audis.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 10 місяців тому +1

      Agreed. It is sad that Audi could once make my indestructible 1984 4000 Quattro and now only makes Techno-Garbage. As my 4000q has never had any major work to the engine, trans, etc. and had about *350k miles on it.
      * The odometer was stuck at 225k when I bought it seventeen years ago...

    • @Austin-bc1yh
      @Austin-bc1yh 10 місяців тому

      Whats your opinion on the 1.8turbo? I always found that to be one of the easiest cars to work on ever, would never dare to touch the 2.8 or any of the s4 engines though, only pita I can think of with the 1.8 is electrical gremlins, especially regarding the trunks wiring harness getting pinched from repeated use of the trunk hatch and the fancy led for hazards and warnings fading away with heat(almost forgot the fact that the b6 doesnt have an oil pressure gauge in the cluster, just have to hope the red oil lamp of doom appears when its a problem.

  • @aztecducky
    @aztecducky 9 місяців тому +40

    Mk4 VWs are difficult to put aftermarket radios in for three reasons.
    1) the radio on/off is controlled by canbus so to install an aftermarket radio correctly, you need to buy a $100 or so canbus interface adapter.
    2) if you're not installing an aftermarket radio correctly, there is no 12V switched power in there, you have to run a separate wire for switched power to turn the radio on and off.
    3) there aren't really any nice dash kits since the mounting system they use is proprietary and very very low profile. The dash kits that work are just press fit into the hole since the car doesn't have any ISO DIN brackets and the standard aftermarket radio cages wont sit properly.

    • @superjojo555
      @superjojo555 8 місяців тому +3

      german car manufacturer not following german industrial norm😂

    • @matthewcaron3319
      @matthewcaron3319 7 місяців тому +1

      Fortunately, they correctly adopted the standard in later years. It was pretty straightforward in my 2013 beetle.

    • @janniss6401
      @janniss6401 6 місяців тому +3

      Mk4s absolutely have switched and constant 12V at the radio. There's no CAN-Bus at the radio in any MK4. At most the later MK4s had CAN-Bus for ABS, ECU, Cluster and a gateway. These cars have almost entirely standard ISO-Pinouts at the radio. What You're mentioning happened on the next generation of vehicle networks, like in the B7 A4 for example.

  • @MG-jp5ij
    @MG-jp5ij 18 годин тому

    I have never owned a German car but I have a 2025 BMW M340i Xdrive on order. I test drove it and fell in love immediately. I have seen some videos suggesting the Gen 3 engines are giving problems.I do not intend to modify or tune it in any way and I will not abuse it however I intend to buy the best warranty possible and just hope for the best

  • @jacobwcrosby
    @jacobwcrosby 10 місяців тому +81

    Clip 2, that's a bomb trying to kill him...
    "why does this look like a crime scene?" I think someone knows some shit! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crisnmaryfam7344
      @crisnmaryfam7344 10 місяців тому +1

      Probably... but.... I was working on a Chrysler once upon a time. 3.5 v6 I think.. 2004 Concorde.. The entire intake manifold (the molded plastic sort) popped about 6 inches from my face as I was leaned over trying to listen. It was sitting for quite some time. Had a few turn over - no starts prior, apparently something happened timing wise, and the gas didnt leave the valves from the prior start attempts, and it decided to blow.

  • @sw9837
    @sw9837 10 місяців тому +93

    My worst German car experience was my 2013 GTI. It had less than 30k miles on it and the DSG transmission failed. 6 months and about 3k miles later, the thermostat failed. Then the intake needed to be changed on a recall. And finally, I had a misfire due to carbon buildup on the valves with less than 45k on the odometer. I took it to VW because I didn’t have the time deal with it and they tell me I need to pay for diagnostics. I pay for it. They inform me that the use of non-OEM coil packs can be recognized by the onboard computer and that I need OEM coil packs to complete the diagnostic. I asked if they swapped plugs or coils to see if the misfire changes cylinders because they were all aftermarket coils and it was strange that the misfire was in one cylinder, if that was the case. They said no they didn’t attempt swapping the coils or plugs. I tell them I’m not buying new coils for a test and they just need to complete a valve cleaning service and charge me for that. The technician had the audacity to tell me that their scan tool could tell if the valves had carbon build-up…as if there was a sensor inside or around the combustion area. I asked for my car back, took it to a local Euro shop, they agreed 100 percent with my assessment and verified it by swapping the coils and plugs around. Cleaned the valves and the problem was solved. I sold that car and refuse to buy another VW/AUDI.

    • @wilfredvanderree8258
      @wilfredvanderree8258 10 місяців тому +4

      My 2010 GTI engine blew with 60.000 kilometers chain jumped

    • @wilfredvanderree8258
      @wilfredvanderree8258 10 місяців тому +1

      Still got it tho love the car

    • @nicksokolis6343
      @nicksokolis6343 10 місяців тому +19

      Sound like a local dealer problem rather than a car problem. It can happen with a Toyota.

    • @joshm9003
      @joshm9003 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@nicksokolis6343i dont think youd have much of an issue with carbon build up in Toyotas because they use port and direct injection to clean the valves from carbon build up. At least not at 45k miles. My friend has an Audi and had to get his cars intake cleaned for this same problem.

    • @olavsanchez909
      @olavsanchez909 10 місяців тому +2

      Seems like VW customer service is horrible everywhere

  • @ZemzyOseris
    @ZemzyOseris 10 місяців тому +62

    I've owned two cars. a 2nd gen mazda 3, and a b8 audi s4. Replacing the all rotors and pads in my mazda took me about an hour. In my audi it takes about 2 hours. Replacing the valve cover gasket in my mazda, takes 40 minutes with watching a tutorial. A couple of bolts and youre done. In my Audi (granted it has 2 gaskets) takes nearly 3 hours. You have to remove the intake, remove a gas line, remove the coolant tank, plastic valve covers, and plastic crank case breather hoses that are designed to break when you remove them...But I still love my S4.

    • @dotdot5915
      @dotdot5915 10 місяців тому +2

      I currently own a gen 2 Mazda 3 and it’s so easy to replace thing

    • @micktaylorwolfcreekmechanical
      @micktaylorwolfcreekmechanical 10 місяців тому

      My 05 Mazda sp23 is easy to work on its still going daily driver for my wife over 300,000kms got her 2 new cars since then and she wont part with the Mazda and sold the new cars after about a year. My 80 series Landcruiser is easy to work on when the wife got me a new 4wd she said you have to sell the 80 series or the 2nd gen 4runner, I sold the 4runner and the new 4wd about 12months later. We still have a 1990 80 series Landcruiser and a 2005 Mazda sp23 some cars are just too good to get rid off.

    • @aerball
      @aerball 10 місяців тому

      Ive got a b8.5 S4 and so far most things I've had to do are fairly straight forward. But you are right, they usually take a bit of time hahaha.

    • @FriedChkn4Eva
      @FriedChkn4Eva 10 місяців тому +1

      ok yes but you are talking about a car that is a v6 supercharged and has dual everything. Even the b5 s4 was 2 of everything… it would take a little more time.

    • @Michael_Verna-Do
      @Michael_Verna-Do 10 місяців тому

      I also once had an Audi a4 B8 with the 2.0 l tfsi. and that is the engine that is always clogging up the pistons. In any case, Audi repaired this on the American models at their own expense. As a German, the German companies prefer to fuck me, but they simply claimed that 1-2 liters of oil per 1000 km is completely normal for a car from 2009. These pussers. I tell you German customers prefer to fuck German car companies.

  • @MrOsageOrange
    @MrOsageOrange 28 днів тому

    You guys are great. Great combinations of rapport, humor, and automotive mastery. And I just got my first BMW (a 2014 330ix) in June 2024!

  • @shawnvillines5754
    @shawnvillines5754 9 місяців тому +14

    @ 8:00 The reason the engine covers aren't necessary is because of heat retention. In certain HOT states it's worse. Most wire assemblies won't be damaged from moisture considering they're under the hood which protects most damages as well as the fact that moisture cannot reach them. UNLESS you have a massive gap between the bumper and hood or an intake system like a Corvette which pulls air in through the bottom and diffuses it into the brake system as well as the intake system which is why most sports cars with these systems aren't driven proficiently in rainy weather conditions.

  • @roosternugget69420
    @roosternugget69420 10 місяців тому +68

    i had a 2003 BMW X5 with a 5 speed manual that i bough for dirt cheap a few years back. first day of ownership: the top of the radiator exploded, so i replaced that. 2 days later: CV axle slightly pops out of the front differential, causing the car to not move (no clue how, nothing was messed up) the next day after repair, the clutch goes out. One month later, my valve cover gasket starts letting oil leak all over the engine. some time after fixing that, the transmission starts overheating, but the fill bolt for the gear oil decides it wanted to be a cylinder, so i took it into a shop to fix. a few days after i get it back, cylinder 2 decides it wanted to go to space. The only thing i did with this car was take it on a 4 hour road trip, and drive to work every day, my s2k is my fun stuff car. That X5 is now a cube at a scrapyard somewhere in texas.

    • @ziemlichkrass8147
      @ziemlichkrass8147 8 місяців тому +4

      just like a cayenne. these cars are cheap bc one would need money to make it reliable again

    • @wahidunsimon8856
      @wahidunsimon8856 8 місяців тому +2

      Buy toyota car dud near ur location, toyota is reliable

    • @quandale_dingle6353
      @quandale_dingle6353 8 місяців тому

      My 2007 3 series diesel has 250000 km on it and still runs great and barely needs any maintenance

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 8 місяців тому +5

      Buying a dirt cheap BMW was your fist mistake.

    • @Kev27RS
      @Kev27RS 7 місяців тому +1

      There’s a reason why you bought it for a cheap price… 😅

  • @randomrangoon5476
    @randomrangoon5476 10 місяців тому +17

    As the owner of a German car I can confirm that some of the repairs are a pain but maintenance is KEY.

  • @Toxic.D
    @Toxic.D Місяць тому +3

    02:25 Thats not the original steering wheel for that car,its an f30 steering wheel on a e90.08:17 It's a good idea to dig through the wires with a screwdriver, especially on a 20-year-old car.09:12 He's just stupid,probably with ESP on and a four wheel drive ,i think he just ruined a 100k euro wedding present.12:18 It's a Pioneer multimedia player,it's not original,soo....If you want to find your top speed on your cars,come to Germany🤭I'm not even German,i just love Autobahn

  • @alaadinhamawi
    @alaadinhamawi 8 місяців тому +571

    That failed burnout with the Mercedes amg was over here in Australia. Actually in my suburb lol. That car was only a few days old. Turns out he blew the entire gearbox to smithereens because he couldn’t figure how to turn off all the traction controls.

    • @josuevalar6465
      @josuevalar6465 7 місяців тому +9

      That sucks

    • @lucasgoldner2625
      @lucasgoldner2625 7 місяців тому +83

      Probably the traction control option is buried under 30 sub-menus in the infotainment screen

    • @relaxation2380
      @relaxation2380 7 місяців тому +2

      Hahah 😂

    • @JP-xd6fm
      @JP-xd6fm 6 місяців тому +31

      Very well deserved. So How on Earth someone can have money to buy an AMG but be so dumb to do that is beyond my comprenhension

    • @alaadinhamawi
      @alaadinhamawi 6 місяців тому +11

      @@JP-xd6fm he won it in a raffle 🤣

  • @rwandaforever6744
    @rwandaforever6744 8 місяців тому +7

    2:20 - In a lot of modern German cars you have electronic safety features and sensors. For example, when another car appears in your dead angle, a small light will go off in your driver side mirror to alert you of this. Some manufacturers take it to the next level and let you activate a function that will not let you steer to that side when another car or an obstacle is detected. It will steer back the other way. If you are not used to that, it freaks you out when it happens. Since we cannot see what is happening left of the steering wheel or to the sensor, this could be just someone standing there. I think it does not activate while standing still or driving slowly, because it would be a problem when parking or maneuvering in cramped spaces. If it is an error, it probably is a broken sensor sending false activation signals. Could also be a fried electric motor control.

    • @dicksonfranssen
      @dicksonfranssen 7 місяців тому +2

      We used to live in Toronto where if you get into a bike lane by an inch you'll most likely get spit on. Not a great place to have the car steer for me. I worked with someone who had the 4 wheel steering Honda. She absolutely hated it. Overkill is Volvo's ground level ozone detector that turns the interior fans off. I wonder what that costs to fix.

  • @DerpyLaron
    @DerpyLaron 10 місяців тому +40

    I am from Germany and I work as a hobby on cars. Sometime I fix minor things for friends and family. Nothing big, nothing complicated. Stuff like installing new headlights, radios, swapping breaks etc. By far my worst experience with a German car was BMWs who needed what felt the whole from taken out to change the headlight bulbs. Equally baffling was a Renault that needed a specially molded radio (or a plastic cover ) because of course the radio needs to be part of sloping plastic thing

    • @065Tim
      @065Tim 10 місяців тому +1

      This.
      If you think German cars suck, try a French car.
      They are overly complicated without any benefits.

    • @nordlicht1881
      @nordlicht1881 10 місяців тому

      ​@@065Tim Look up how to change a cabin air filter on a new Renault Master. It's astonishingly stupid. And, even worse, the new filter comes in two pieces. But for some reason the original one is a one-piece filter that won't fit through the hole you are supposed to take it out through. So you basically have two options: Either cut the filter in half through a small hole you can barely reach through or take the dash apart even further than you already needed to (You need to remove the whole glovebox assembly in order to get to the filter opening).

  • @RetroQGaming
    @RetroQGaming 6 місяців тому +1

    I recently picked up a BMW Z4 and I knew I liked it after test driving it for a bit. But after a few weeks of owning it, I REALLY like it far more than I expected. But nothing will beat my baby, a 1997 NA Mazda MX5 ❤

  • @salemcripple
    @salemcripple 10 місяців тому +41

    VW guy here. Once had my headlight switch randomly catch fire on me for seemingly no reason. After a careful inspection of the wiring, and finding nothing else wrong. I replaced said switch, fixed nothing else, and haven't had a problem with it in 10 years!

    • @StinkingBishop
      @StinkingBishop 10 місяців тому +5

      Skoda owner here. Brilliant bit of kit, and its VW. My mechanic's fav cars are Minis, Range Rovers, Beemers etc, because they make him the most money.
      Least favourite? Toyota, Lexus. Almost never have issues, so makes no money😂

    • @marks7663
      @marks7663 10 місяців тому +4

      Shouldn’t have had a problem to begin with if it were properly designed. I once had a $55k VW Touareg. I drove it from the stealership to its grave at the junkyard in about 79000 miles. Every single thing on that car broke. Never again VAG. Never. Again.

    • @Grimm-14
      @Grimm-14 10 місяців тому +1

      Why I got an IS350, tho I'm not gunna lie, I like them R32's! Those VR6's, beautiful pieces of machinery.

  • @UmmmmmmmWhat
    @UmmmmmmmWhat 10 місяців тому +17

    Had an audi a6. A certain brake module on that year often failed, it cost $800 to replace, and was tucked in behind another $800 part that didn't fail you had to remove and reinstall when replacing the high failure rate (and nationally backordered, forgot that lol) part.
    Guess what Audi did. They re-engineered the two parts into one f**king $1600 molded plastic housing with both inside that replaced the seperate parts.

  • @mawa9843
    @mawa9843 9 місяців тому +113

    As a german engineer I can confirm we always try to make it as hard as possible for the mechanics. Then we all have an evil laugh before working on adding more complexity.

    • @keithfilibeck2390
      @keithfilibeck2390 6 місяців тому +16

      as a man of German blood, I understand this desire.

    • @MMK86
      @MMK86 5 місяців тому +3

      😂🤣

  • @windrose5103
    @windrose5103 4 місяці тому +2

    Steph: "what does a computer know that you don't?"
    Me: "My passwords"

  • @rfrbz1269
    @rfrbz1269 10 місяців тому +14

    8:00 exactly! When automakers switched to direct injection the customers started complaining about ticking noises (high pressure fuel pump). Don't be surprised to find lots of noise dampening material on your domestics

  • @alex-025x
    @alex-025x 10 місяців тому +72

    I have and old E36 with 140k miles here in Switzerland. Its has the 1.9 105hp petrol engine. It runs and drives great and under the hood it looks like new! I bought it used for 2k€. It has been only serviced at BMW for the past 22 years. Still runs great and no major repairs just the usual wearables.

    • @Hk7762Tube
      @Hk7762Tube 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah right... for 2k only at BMW...

    • @johnfgt500
      @johnfgt500 10 місяців тому +4

      The plastic coolant pipe at the rear of the head can be pushed out by corrosion causing them to leak and boil. Seen a few do it and its not really visible. The m43b19 is a tough engine alright 💪 iv owned e36s and e46s and they were designed brilliantly, it was at the end of the e46s that they started going very wrong. The n42b20a is a 2l petrol engine which when running is powerful and revvy, but everything breaks 😂 thats what replaced your engine

    • @BAK87
      @BAK87 10 місяців тому +2

      Would love an E36 but most of them are either fked up from drift boys or insanely overpriced :S

    • @Mrich775
      @Mrich775 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Hk7762Tube He said serviced at BMW, not purchased...

    • @Hk7762Tube
      @Hk7762Tube 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Mrich775I get it, also 2-3 "services" at BMW would be at 2k range probably, so I will dubbel down and say its BS, if true, that car should be at the museum.

  • @quatsch344
    @quatsch344 10 місяців тому +45

    "Loud noise from engine" is also also highly regulated in Germany and will get you fined when the police show up and your car is to loud.

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 10 місяців тому +8

      I came here to point that out too. Nothing to do with your preferences. It's the law of the land to keep the decibels LOW.🤫

    • @RoyalBlue1
      @RoyalBlue1 10 місяців тому +5

      @tripplefives1402 the point is it is not legal in the eu the market these cars are designed for

    • @evelynsahoe8896
      @evelynsahoe8896 9 місяців тому +1

      so do M cars just get ticketed constantly?? they all have loud exhausts from the factory at least in the states

    • @NimitzclassA
      @NimitzclassA 9 місяців тому +1

      Then how do you explain all of those extremely loud Ferraris and Lambos in Germany?

    • @golem7492
      @golem7492 7 місяців тому

      @@NimitzclassAThey pay the fines. They could afford to buy their status symbol to begin with.

  • @EchoConstellation
    @EchoConstellation 7 місяців тому +2

    My timeline has been Scotty free for a long time. Yet he sneaks in here, thankfully Sandro makes up for having to watch a bit of Scotty.

  • @jaysonchrzanowski9230
    @jaysonchrzanowski9230 10 місяців тому +15

    My favorite part of Thursday is seeing Sandro and it just got better! More Steph!!

  • @robertcercel4078
    @robertcercel4078 10 місяців тому +61

    As a Skoda owner (vw group), I'm glad my car's platform isn't flawed enough to reach your studio :))
    This video was basically a BMW show with a little VW and a touch of Mercedes

    • @King-Kazma
      @King-Kazma 10 місяців тому +9

      Skoda in general are stripped down versions of VW group cars, so you lose some of the technology, but in a good way.
      As an example, my Skoda will do things like set the radio presets depending on which key fob starts it, but it doesn’t have the driver specific electric seat adjustment that an Audi level car would have. Same platform, same computer, but with a lot less wiring and electric motors that get real expensive to repair after 5 years or so of ownership.

    • @iskrendinchev5882
      @iskrendinchev5882 10 місяців тому

      @@King-Kazma Skoda don`t have anything with German`s ;) Yes it`s European but is from Czech Republic.
      And another thing every new`ish car is mess because ot the PC and every "factory update" that have inside ;) The old cars don`t have 99% of problem new`ish have

    • @crybaby1363
      @crybaby1363 10 місяців тому +12

      @@iskrendinchev5882 How tf doesn't it have anything to do with germans if they're owned by the Volkswagen group for more than 20 years?

    • @Gazzxy
      @Gazzxy 10 місяців тому +2

      @@crybaby1363 probably someone in denial, but yeh really they are all pretty much built on one VW platform or another... and not necessarily a bad thing, for one the engines are far FAR FAR!! better in every way.
      heck my mates TDI Octavia has the EXACT same engine as my golf. but going further back i think the version starting 2004 was built on the A5 platform (so same as golf,A3,leon ect ect)

    • @King-Kazma
      @King-Kazma 10 місяців тому +6

      @@iskrendinchev5882 Skoda are 98% German. Same chassis platform as Audi/VW/Seat. Same engines. Same electronics. Most parts have VW or Audi stampings. Only the outer sheet metal and upholstery fabric is Czech.
      This makes it easier to source parts though as more or less the same engine may be in a dozen different models of car.

  • @gabesandvig7532
    @gabesandvig7532 10 місяців тому +24

    5:21
    Thank you Sandro, you are super funny and you always bring the "older brother" feel to the channel. You have a lot of really good info, you have a Great way of putting things and you throw awesome jokes into it. Thanks for being so awesome😁👍

  • @FuzzyMyke
    @FuzzyMyke 7 місяців тому +1

    I don't know about German cars, but my 2004 Dodge Neon you have to take out the whole dash and components along with steering column to get to the heater core.

    • @MyerShift7
      @MyerShift7 6 місяців тому

      I was under the impression most cars' heater cores were "dash out" affairs

    • @michaelsandage7686
      @michaelsandage7686 6 місяців тому

      No, not really. I've worked on many cars where I didn't have to take the whole dash and everything else off the car. Of course I mostly work om cars made before 2000, but there are some newer cars you don't have to take out the whole dash.

  • @Matthieu260582
    @Matthieu260582 10 місяців тому +39

    15 years ago i was working as supplier with BMW AG on N54 and N55 and Prince engine a little (M13/M12) (Munich, Germany) and S85 (M GmbH, Munich, Germany) and N57 and M57TÜ2 (Steyr, Austria).
    So three things:
    1.BMW M GmbH / S85
    Guys at BMW M GmbH were working in little team and knew what they were doing and listened to us in what we were trying to help them. It is sad that this V10 became known for its lack of reliability but these are the guys you wanted to work with. They had a McLaren F1 engine at the reception waiting space it was setting the tone but they were WAY more humble than any other engineer from Peugeot or Renault or BMW AG. BMW M GmbH was little then it was really nice to work with them. Their parking lot was crazy and the workshop inside was something of another world. With them it was not really working it was more like an engineering dream come true. I want to thank them.
    2.BMW AG (benzin) / N54 + N55
    Guys at BMW AG were pretty good for project management and putting suppliers on their knee and cutting cost. But that's about it. They were creating product's specification "GS" (General Specification) that were way too complicated and that were written without taking into account supplier's capability or reality of the product. (to my humble opinion this is what explain that the cars made then were too complicated). Technically they were too proud but were not so good and it was a huge issue in developpement. I understand they can not trust too much suppliers and it is difficult for them to have same experience on a given product than that of the supplier itself. But hey, they were speaking like they knew it all but in the back they were asking us stupid explaination about stupid electric stuff they should have known. They made a mess about everything and they even crashed the only prototype car they had to test our product on the track in Miramas, France. They crash the car while high speed joy riding. The test to be conducted were slow test. High speed test were not relevant and not critical. Many times they would be like project dictators, trying to enforce stupid deadline with a hammer while telling "if you don't do that we will kick you out forever" and things of that magnitude. There was no "farmer's common sense" in Munich. It was much internal politics and reality denial, as it always comes with politics. We can say they were on the technical woke side of the industry. You did not want to work with them. One time they were loud and told my collegue "our next intern is miss playboy oktoberfest". And here she was, a few days later, dressed decently, when we all had seen her before with less clothes on playboy on line. They would complain about us when we were working like crazy with crazy complex stuff. She was here creating 4 lines table (4 lines, yes) and they were happy with her you could tell. That's where they were. At that time it felt like they had a huge gap between the old generation and the new generation. The guys from the old generation seemed like they refused everything and were just here to complain and be the center of the attention. Naturally the newer generation was then not loud and let them be the center of the show. So at the end it was more like a puppet show because the old bmw generation was trying to reject any new things while the new generation was making specifications to built 1 ton rockets with integrated hotel for 86 persons. These old generation had a say on stuff that they had no understanding of it was annoying. It was really a bad puppet show to watch. It is clear that 530i and 325ix from the 80s were good cars but it felt like they just could not comply to the idea that new cars will need new technologies and new bolts. And I mean litterally new bolts because that's what we were arguing about, bolts or welding solution.
    3.BMW Steyr (Diesel) / M57Tü2 / N57
    They were working in little teams and did more work than double the amount of people at Munich. One or two guys were not that friendly (the youngest one are the less humble ones at BMW this was a common pattern, even in Steyr). But they could manage it and they were not in line with Munich, they had WAY more common sense. Actually at first the Steyr Factory was a tractor factory! It seemed they had kept all their "farmer's common sense". They had very nice workshops and their mechanics were so good you could tell not much explaination needed, they figure things out on the spot and do it so fast, like at BMW M GmbH. I guess many of them were into racing teams before. The city of Steyr and its hotel were very nice, driving there was litterally like going to holidays. I did not enjoy working with the young guys, maybe they were thinking they are the dog's bollocks.
    The rest of time i was working with Audi both Diesel (Neckarsulm) and benzin (Ingolstadt). What I can say is that if Audi are complicated and not relialable.... well.... no wonder... at all. Really. It was nice to watch W12 and V10 and RS4 DTM pace car driving around the factory or in workshop, but no wonder idf AUDI are complicated cars.
    A few years after i got to work at BMW internally on other project. I realised that how BMW Munich was treating us a suppliers... got me to the conclusion that these former "collegues" at BMW Munich were complete /*/*/**/*//**-/. Well you get it.
    A few years later i worked with an inusrrance company as "expert". Most cases were VW and BMW taking fire. It was just sad to see how BMW and VW treated their customers. I make it short: BMW and VW will throw all they can against their customers to accuse them... If it includes heavy trials and courts stuff, they will take that path. if this needs lying in court against you, they will do. In South Korea, they even lied to the government/justice and some BMW executive (German) had to FLEE the country to avoid jail for lying in court. Almost the same happen in USA with VW.
    Lying is part of BMW daily life, for many projects

    • @popahontas
      @popahontas 10 місяців тому +6

      Thanks for the interesting story, somehow it does not surprise me. It is similar to other industries, eu is really on its way out as an industrial powerhouse...

    • @69ssj
      @69ssj 10 місяців тому +10

      How long did it take you to type this comment LOL

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 10 місяців тому +1

      @@popahontas "eu is really on its way out as an industrial powerhouse"
      Yeah, you keep telling yourself that

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 10 місяців тому +1

      I could have replaced all the hoses on that BMW engine in the time it took me to read through that...

    • @popahontas
      @popahontas 10 місяців тому

      @@TheComputec i am in europe so i hope its not true...

  • @Guitartube25
    @Guitartube25 10 місяців тому +74

    Sandro. He has that face. That smile, that says "I know, I got away with it. And I know that you don't know what I actually got away with. And I know that you know that I know that I got away with it and you can't prove any of it!" xD

    • @robbs96
      @robbs96 10 місяців тому +4

      OMG im dyin. I thought I was the only one.

  • @Bonbonbon739
    @Bonbonbon739 9 місяців тому +194

    Dude, a Scotty video in a Real Mechanic stuff video? This is like inception!
    “bwuaaammm”

    • @Iisakki3000
      @Iisakki3000 8 місяців тому +13

      The moment I saw Scotty Kilmer my brain just instantly wanted to skip that part. He's not teaching anything in his videos he's just yelling and yapping shit and seemingly can't accept the fact that people have different preferences and opinions.

    • @TheMaghorn
      @TheMaghorn 8 місяців тому +6

      @@Iisakki3000 Yeah, when I realized Scotty was more political than educational I also checked out.

    • @hilairelaplume1616
      @hilairelaplume1616 7 місяців тому +2

      My boss bought 2023 bmw transmission went at 13.000 then the decals fell off then the electric went fucked . Ggen he bought a tundra.....my best friend bought a Mercedes transmission skipped several gears and smoked at 30.000 and harness fried the totaled the car. .... meanwhile my " pos American truck" had 167.0000 and no issues

  • @znort5486
    @znort5486 6 місяців тому +1

    12:26 My brother bought a $200 beater and they had spliced the head unit into the headlight wiring so the radio would turn on or off with the head lights.

  • @markgoodson3828
    @markgoodson3828 10 місяців тому +91

    Kilmer looked like one of those late night commercials, trying to sell you a water hose or something and the people are tripping and falling down!

    • @cybercat1531
      @cybercat1531 10 місяців тому

      Scotty is generally just an opinionated obnoxious dolt.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 10 місяців тому +7

      he is such a character. I don't listen to much of anything he says, but he is so entertaining and I'm glad he exists. ahaha

    • @thanos834
      @thanos834 10 місяців тому +4

      the way he was purposefully fumbling the screwdriver around the ignition coils

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 10 місяців тому +2

      The fact that there are People out there taking Kilmer seriously is still mindboggling to me but pretty much any Mechanic

  • @itsjustmenova
    @itsjustmenova 10 місяців тому +552

    German engineering is basically “how can we ram as much as possible into a small space with the intent of making things better but it becomes so complicated nobody can fix it”

    • @Sdizzle7
      @Sdizzle7 10 місяців тому +20

      and they still have good cars.

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 10 місяців тому +39

      @@Sdizzle7 They were great cars until they went to so much plastic under the hood. One 'simple' repair that would cost $1500 on a GM/Ford/Toyota would cost you $3800 on a 10 yr old audi. Lease one every 2-3 years. It's your best bet with German cars. Unless you have the money, then hell yes! Enjoy because they do drive wonderfully!

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 10 місяців тому +11

      Can't argue, but before they started using so much plastic under the hood, they were very reliable. Back then if you had the money to afford an audi, you had the money to maintain one. Not anymore. The plastic wears out so much quicker and that same $1500 in a GM/Ford/Toyo will be $3550 in an Audi. This has actually been seeping in for years. Early 2000's Concorde had to remove a tire and splashguard to get to the battery. Late '90s Buick had to undo a motor mount and tilt the engine to replace the one serpentine belt! It's all about the sticker in the window now days. 70-% of people just look at that. MPG(weight)/HP/Price. They want you to believe you need 240 hp in a daily driver that weighs 3000 Pounds! Sry, ranting! lol.

    • @LordKhuzdul
      @LordKhuzdul 10 місяців тому +5

      It is the remnants of the Prussian military culture that dominated Germany for a very long time. It is very hierarchical, and it has a tendency to make the officer class forget about the existence of the enlisted. Basically, the engineers here have a job to do, and that is to make the vehicle work efficiently and reliably. However, "will it be convenient or even workable for the mechanic" does not even come into it - mechanics are not part of their class so their existence does not even fall within their perception.
      Funnily enough, with NATO the actual German military moved past this boneheaded culture a long time ago. Sadly, its remnants are alive and well and still doing damage in a lot of civilian sectors in Germany (and the militaries of other nations who were modelled after the Prussian army, often with Prussian advisors, in the past).

    • @DrBonesFolo
      @DrBonesFolo 10 місяців тому +27

      ​@@LordKhuzdul thats not even true a little bit 🤣
      Especially since manufacturers like BMW, Audi and Porsche are from the very south of Germany (Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg), which have NOTHING to do with prussian culture.

  • @kdraw7178
    @kdraw7178 10 місяців тому +309

    "If it's not broken, it doesn't have enough features yet! "
    ~German Engineer

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 10 місяців тому +17

      The quality went down when American philosophy entered. The numbers every quarter got more important than the longevity. Still better than American made cars, even when the asians beat them in durability these days. But as long as they are still looking this good I’m ok with some extra bucks spent for maintenance. And if you keep up with (preventive) maintenance the are very reliable (except one BMW i had, that was a lemon if I’ve ever seen one. I still suspect the first owner, a chief physician in a big hospital here around, drove it like he stole it in the one year he had it…)

    • @Em_Rey
      @Em_Rey 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @VikingRul3s
      @VikingRul3s 9 місяців тому +4

      @@erebostd Please refrain from using common sense, science and statistics. The Americans truly dislike it! It a country that defends measuring things with their feet, while braging about NASA, even though Russia carried NASA for decades

    • @VikingRul3s
      @VikingRul3s 9 місяців тому

      You do know that is something all engineers say, right? So your point is that USA got no real or good engineers?

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 8 місяців тому

      @@VikingRul3s lol you european cry babies are hilarious stay obsessed

  • @commonfreak9093
    @commonfreak9093 2 місяці тому

    the EDC smoking pink is prob a white and red wire melting, red is usually used for positive voltage, white for a digital signal, so the wires probably connected due to a defective isolation. if the white wire connects to something like a transistor, it connects to ground with a low ohmage resistor, so slowly the resistor will lower in resistance until something breaks, and the wires get hot during this.

  • @Brazzelkanal
    @Brazzelkanal 10 місяців тому +130

    As a german automotive engineer, we put drain plugs/valves in the rear quarter panel compartments, but people clog them with leaves and stuff, and the water gets in there because they don't clean the leaves and moss out in the trunk seal channel 🤷‍♂️
    And if you want to go fast in a car with a big engine in a small bay, you need to get crazy with cooling.
    It's a BMW after all, and in Germany, we love to drive 130mph+ for more than 20min without overheating.

    • @Stratos1988
      @Stratos1988 10 місяців тому +8

      This reminded me a time when valeting cars. So many of them had cloged drains in fuel filler area and this is something people see on regular basis.

    • @gmarinelarena8675
      @gmarinelarena8675 10 місяців тому +28

      Dude, that is not a good excuse

    • @Brazzelkanal
      @Brazzelkanal 10 місяців тому +32

      @gmarinelarena8675 it's not an excuse, it's the reason. As an engineer you have to keep the balance between manufacturing cost, specifications and usability.
      But because car companies are businesses, run by business economists, cost is paramount, spec have to be met that it works excellent in a test and acceptable for five years, then it's out of leasing or warranty and the manufacturer does not care anymore. Usability has to be good in that period, but if it reaches the age that it's not returning to the dealers workshop, the OEM couldn't care less how crazy the package is.
      If the OEM can save a penny during manufacturing and it costs you an arm fixing something after five years, he'll gladly accept it.
      And the engine bays in Germany are not always that well filled, here, smaller engines are quite common and usually the engine that was in the original design.
      But for the US engines need to be big, so the most ridiculous, barely fitting blocks are pressed in there, so engineers got to get creative.

    • @gmarinelarena8675
      @gmarinelarena8675 10 місяців тому +8

      @@Brazzelkanal this is an even worst excuse dude. I am also a design engineer and believe me I take into account all of my designs.

    • @Brazzelkanal
      @Brazzelkanal 10 місяців тому +23

      @gmarinelarena8675 Can you tell me which OEM gives you the freedom of optimising for maintenance and accessibility instead of cost effectiveness?
      It is what it is, that's why I am happy not working for VW anymore.
      I am now happy in a small company working closely with manufacturing and mechanics, way more fulfilling.

  • @t3mand3alabird
    @t3mand3alabird 10 місяців тому +23

    I love Sandro cuz he reminds me of all the homeboy I grew up with. He's the homeboy you go to when you want to do something dumb, but don't know how to do it. Sandro the type of vato to just show up and help "just to see what happens"

  • @trooperspectacle5930
    @trooperspectacle5930 9 місяців тому +13

    As a German VAG mechanic I would say replacing the master cylinder on that car is like normal work. Is it easier to work on American cars?

  • @yazzan.i
    @yazzan.i 5 місяців тому

    So I’m currently working at a Mercedes shop and had this W204 for a decent while, 4 years now and yes, it’s been relatively reliable, only left me on the side of the road twice, once because of a dried out radiator hose and a bearing fail that destroyed my distribution belt… Aside from that it’s been a great car and currently I’m rebuilding my suspension (with OEM parts) and for gods sake it’s a pain in the ahh, want to replace sway bar bushings? Nono you want to swap out the whole sway bar to do that because it’s one piece, you can’t just take off the bushings, and it’s that kind of stuff that makes simple and cheap fixes expensive for the owner of the car, I’m also due to replace rear shocks🥲

    • @yazzan.i
      @yazzan.i 5 місяців тому

      On a side note, problems I’ve had with the car so far
      -High pressure fuel pump (died)
      -AC compressor (died twice)
      -Radiator fails (hoses, thermostat)
      -One bearing that holds the serpentine belt (got stuck and destroyed the belt)
      -Camshaft position sensor (error, haven’t fixed prolly will never)
      -ECO mode (never worked since I got the car, thankfully tho)
      -Head gasket (twice because the second one failed immediately)
      -O2 sensor (minor fix who cares)
      Aside from that little stuff like spark plugs, filters and other common stuff, thing is all that list has been done to it in a period of 4 years of ownership

  • @matthewwojcik576
    @matthewwojcik576 10 місяців тому +27

    I love the way Sandro reacts to some of this stuff--the smile says either he's never gonna work on it, or he's gonna enjoy charging a *lot* of money. 🤣

  • @benniemirabal6056
    @benniemirabal6056 8 місяців тому +22

    Push it again 😂😂😂 Sandro reminds me of my friend in high school he got us in so much trouble but I loved every single minute of hanging out with him 😢 I miss him to this day

  • @mikemccollough6633
    @mikemccollough6633 9 місяців тому +313

    I worked at a German car shop for a while. we used to say BMW stands for Been Made Wrong.

    • @duffyx392
      @duffyx392 9 місяців тому

      In germany we say "Bayrischer Mist Wagen" or "Bring Mich Werkstatt" (Bavarian Shit Car or Take me to the Workshop)
      Audi and BMW got notorious for over-engineering so you simply cant repair yourself. Bring it to them so they can milk you for more cash.

    • @ricktrue8441
      @ricktrue8441 9 місяців тому +41

      BMW Break My Wallet

    • @qefewfwdcwdc
      @qefewfwdcwdc 8 місяців тому

      @@ricktrue8441 LMAO loser thinks he can buy a bmw for 10k and not worry about maintanance. last time I checked bmw are made for perfomance and people who buy them dont life with their parents 😂 😂

    • @megunded
      @megunded 7 місяців тому +9

      @@ricktrue8441 odly translatet from german into english " bring me workshop "

    • @keysersoze5646
      @keysersoze5646 7 місяців тому +11

      Big money wasted

  • @the_kombinator
    @the_kombinator 2 місяці тому

    12:00 this happens in my Hyundai Pony - The marker lights turn on half strength when the key is put in past ACC - if you turn the radio on, with the marker lights actually turned on, the radio will not turn off.
    I recently went over a bump pretty hard and the problem went away. Fixed forever!

  • @dsj1988
    @dsj1988 10 місяців тому +15

    Fun times as a BMW tech. Had to program an e90 only for the radio to crash mid process. Subsequently, it took out every other module with it in the process. Fun talks all round with the foreman, service advisor, and customer about why they needed to purchase all their modules.

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat 10 місяців тому +5

      Brooo..... Thats fucking insane!!!! What happened? There is no world in which I want to imagine BMW not covering that...

    • @questionabletaste2700
      @questionabletaste2700 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@CrossWindsPat Voltage problems. E9x modules especially lightand body module incredibly picky when it comes to voltage especially if they jumped incorrectly

    • @CrossWindsPat
      @CrossWindsPat 10 місяців тому

      @@questionabletaste2700 No I meant to ask how did the situation get handled between the owner and the dealership?

    • @KT-pv3kl
      @KT-pv3kl 10 місяців тому +1

      so while the car was in your shop, you caused something to break and billed the customer for it?
      that stuff only flies in America. anywhere else you and the shop are responsible for any defects caused during your work. You are the expert, you are the one who should have known the voltage can damage other components, you are the one who has all the equipment to check the voltage in the first place. the only way to make the customer take blame is if he did some form of unauthorized modification or repairs on his car that caused the problem.

    • @dsj1988
      @dsj1988 10 місяців тому +1

      @@CrossWindsPat Dralership ended up covering it after everything was said and done. It wasn't wholly uncommon for modules to just up and shit the bed during programming sessions, just not always to the point where they would brick the entire car.

  • @Jonathon1031
    @Jonathon1031 10 місяців тому +27

    Steph has to be the finest mechanic ive ever seen

    • @yallugly4317
      @yallugly4317 10 місяців тому +6

      I'm in love with her

    • @Ginx-pe4si
      @Ginx-pe4si 9 місяців тому

      Man, damn you all need fuckin glasses too. 🤮

  • @raivis5327
    @raivis5327 10 місяців тому +8

    11:45 I drive an Iveco daily at work, automatic. And if u pull the e-brake and remove the igniton key while the car is running, it will just stay running until u release the e-brake.

  • @bryannichols3987
    @bryannichols3987 Місяць тому

    Love your show. You guys put humor in problem. I'm a mechanic and this a good educational program too😊

  • @PrydeWater901
    @PrydeWater901 10 місяців тому +61

    Burton: Dude, I love you, man!
    Sandro: Me too.

  • @ericcindycrowder7482
    @ericcindycrowder7482 7 місяців тому +9

    The coolant isn’t “dripping”‘onto the wire harness. The issue is the 7-series uses an electronic thermostat so the ECU can regulate coolant temperature. The problem is the e-thermostat seals will fail and “wick” coolant inside the wire harness and take out the control modules.

  • @dinsdalepiranha7875
    @dinsdalepiranha7875 10 місяців тому +14

    The problem with BMWs is that each iteration becomes more complex than the one before it, up to the point of lunacy. My E30 was the greatest car I ever owned. Built like a tank, easy to work on, and a hoot to drive. I drove my E36 for three years with a bad head gasket. Took that long for the leak to become unmanageable. As soon as I drove my E46 for a year or so I decided there would be no E90 in my future. Just too much stuff going on between me and the wheels. As soon as I get around to it it's destined for the scrap yard with only 150k on it, as the repair costs greatly exceed the value of the car. Back to Japanese cars for me.

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu 10 місяців тому +1

      You could just try out something French, they try to make something stylish and still basic mechanically. French diesels are pretty solid.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 10 місяців тому

      You will also hate modern Honda's & most Toyota's...

    • @hawkinsjd11
      @hawkinsjd11 10 місяців тому

      Sounds like a deferred maintenance blame there. If you maintain the car it will last as long as you want it to. Good luck with your Prius.

  • @ArcturionX
    @ArcturionX 2 місяці тому

    7:24 Sandro hit it right on the head. Got rid of my doodoo 2014 Cruze yesterday because I finally had it after yet ANOTHER plastic piece was so brittle it just fell apart. Got a nice Charger now 😁

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville 10 місяців тому +38

    Steph is great, please bring her back. And Sandro OF COURSE. We love Sandro!

  • @aidantuckwell9191
    @aidantuckwell9191 10 місяців тому +7

    14:22 built like tanks? I wouldnt say so at all. My big mistake was going from Toyota to BMW and treating it the same way; almost immediate mechanical failures. They're built in such a fragile way that they break as soon as you do anything that isnt in the "normal use" category. Where a Toyota will be built in accordance with what is likely and possible in the real life of a car. BMWs are so nice to drive though......

  • @dragongaming9070
    @dragongaming9070 10 місяців тому +82

    I think that German cars are just shy and hiding their sensitive parts

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 10 місяців тому +5

      Yeah. They hid them in the middle of the engine

    • @Moosegoose03
      @Moosegoose03 10 місяців тому +4

      Their sensitivity possession

    • @Nick-kk9ei
      @Nick-kk9ei 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Jimmy_Jones😂😂😂😂

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu 10 місяців тому

      Tsundere cars

  • @540isilver
    @540isilver 7 місяців тому +2

    Videos like this really make me like my old truck with very little electronics

  • @zk351
    @zk351 10 місяців тому +8

    Sandro is just the perfect mix of legit knowledge and just send it/work arounds

  • @ericvaught2111
    @ericvaught2111 10 місяців тому +61

    Donut doesn’t even need the boys in this series. Just write and direct it and have Sandro, Angelina, Paul and Steph do the hosting!

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 10 місяців тому +5

      Have you seen, theres a video with just Sandro and Angelina, from maybe a few days/a week ago!1
      Best thing is, is that they're sitting together so they're rolling off each other, that was hella entertaining

  • @tejaspadhye
    @tejaspadhye 8 місяців тому +8

    8:05 what scotty meant was like with old toyotas where the valve cover is metal and does not have a plastic shroud on in to hide say, the ignition coils. since there is nothing to trap heat parts run cooler. and when there is less change in temperatures around plastics, plastics crack less often.

    • @kenmorrisproducer
      @kenmorrisproducer 5 місяців тому

      Doesn’t the hood itself trap heat?

    • @tejaspadhye
      @tejaspadhye 5 місяців тому

      @@kenmorrisproducer not that much as compared to a plastic cover because hood is still farther and air anyway gets in through the grill. Metal hood still conducts heat better than plastic shroud

  • @CalebSmithcordlord
    @CalebSmithcordlord 7 місяців тому

    All 3 of my first cars were German. Nothing but problems and money. First one needed a whole new transmission and all kinds of little switches and things. Second one had a piston rod break and had to rebuild the motor at 120k. Third one was nonstop repairs from $300-800 every month. All of them an absolute pain to work on not to mention expensive.
    Just ditched my last one for a new Corolla at a pretty decent loss cause of all the issues. I'm so excited to not be stressed about maintenance and repairs.