Matt: This is the most family friendly channel! *points at shirt* Realizes that he isnt wearing that shirt 😂 Edit: Oof XD thx for likes ive never gotten this many likes before!
The average snail can live up to 25 years in captivity. Spongebob's pet Gary has lived for 23 years and counting. If the show were realistic Gary would probably be dying and Spongebob would have facial hair.😵🐌😢
Octopi is the oldest plural form of octopus, coming from the belief that Latin origins should have Latin endings. However, octopus is not a simple Latin word, but a Latinized form of the Greek word októpus. Consequently, its “correct” plural form would logically be octopodes. The cephalopods do have eight tentacles and there may be three ways to describe a group of them, but only one is technically correct. Grammatically speaking, the plural for octopus is octopuses. As the Merriam-Webster dictionary points out, people use three different terms, however: octopi, octopuses, and octopodes.
i get that this is a "family friendly" channel (even tho he constantly makes sex and racism jokes) but you are obviously a child. you don't even know how to spell but *T* lol
Oh. Fruit Loops just add the coloring to make people think there are other flavors though they all taste the same. It just helps the cereal sell better. What is confusing is I still don't know what Fruit Loops are supposed to taste like. lemon? apple? idk😕
many sources say Winnie is a boy but was named after a female black bear and that the author uses he pronouns for him. Then some say Winnie is a girl. Personally I think it's the first one
Matt: So when I have been calling girls bae I've been calling them poop Me: Boi...... since when have you ever talked to a girl 🤣🤣🤣 JK!!! I love this channel! ♥️
What gender is Winnie the Pooh: Boy Winnie the Pooh is a boy. He is referred to as "he" in AA Milne's books and in the Disney cartoons his voice has always been provided by a man.
Oof Matt why u gotta assume we're all girls! *RACISM!* *DISCRIMINATION!* OR, um, *sexism..?* - DangMattSmith Edit: this was just a *JOKE* . Don't be offended or anything dramatic like that plz
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Matt: This is the most family friendly channel!
*points at shirt*
Realizes that he isnt wearing that shirt 😂
Edit: Oof XD thx for likes ive never gotten this many likes before!
I got this five hours ago and I'm commenting
He ha
Harley Pratt it's fucking 9:23
@@cameronhalsall language? Lmao
Harley Pratt now its 19:17
This is how many times he said another one.
👇🏾
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(Edit) Omg TYSM for 1k likes👊🏾❤️
80 ?
Somiji I you just want likes ( just saying)
104 !
Everyone wants likes🙄
Now it 111
Okay. Let's get this straight. There was room on the door but if Jack was on it too then they would be TOO HEAVY TOGETHER.
Oh u smart
What do you mean 🤔🤔🤔
I did not think about that
lol i thought of that and i was like "wait...."
I they balanced out their weight right they would be fine maybe?
I love how he always says “girl get that outta here” to make girls feel like they don’t have to be a boy to watch
@Tsuyu Asui🐸 Aw TYSM!
I agree, just makes me feel like myself
Google classroom but I don't think it will be fine I'll just got home 🏠
@@queenchyra3743 huh?
@@queenchyra3743 what are you talking about
7:47 "Its uhhh TWO-HEADED SIAMESE GIRL!" 😂😂😂
XD it killed me
Like you can go 💔👩🦰
Omg
XD
2:14
Every time somebody calls somebody bae....
Boyfriend: I love u so much bae
Danish people: u sure bout that buddy?
Ahah I'm danish it's true er say skat or babe
I'm Danish
Only OG’s can like this.😋
Dangmattsmith always makes me laugh until i rewind it again😅
lol same
H E L L. O.
Matt: Giveway
Me: Oh thank god a new giveaway
Matt: That's right girl
Me: Ok Im out! My life is a lie
Lol
😂😂😂
AnoTheR OnE
Why cuz you didn't win the other one😂😂😂
Sameee😂😂😂😂😂😂
it's 1:42 am and I'm trying not do die from laughter
1 = 1 minute I hold my laughter
You got one hour
Aria_ legend Yeah you’re right it’s been 64 mins
1 what
@@herobane8030 You know what I mean
What?
“Cheese” I almost spit my drink all over my device,lol
I like how the emoji is just laughing behind him lol 🤣🤣
This is how many times Dangmattsmith said "poop"
Dangmattsmith deserves a capital letter too
👇🏼
Why did u say this 😡
Chrisanne Romeo I don’t even know how many time he said poop
No he does not 😒he is grows 🤢🤮
Don’t ever comment again
@@mrsbets8112 ?????
'It'
Me: huh not at all scary!
"Dang Matt Smith in IT"
Me: 😱😱😱
Thats not really funny
GachaXx LoverXx i agree
FUNNYN'T 100
@Rowen Baga u dont get it its racist
LOL BRO
I knew that the fruit loops taste the exact same
Whatching these rlly old gives me so many memories
I know
Dangmattsmith: But how?! Not how but WHAT!!!
That got me! 😂😂😂
ErikA Alvarado you suck
it wasn't funny. but ok
That punched me
Smith learn proper enrigsh
Neil Amrmstrong the first american to land on the moon, if you spell his name backwards with the first letter of his last name, (A) it spells alien.
Antonio Brown I know right
Armstrong*
gasp
Get that outta here
ILLUMINATE COMFIRMED
I had a heart attack when I first saw your UA-cam channel because you’re such a good UA-camr
Ok dude 👌😐
💀
Whinne the bae had my chocking on my popcorn, lol
"WiNnIe ThE pOoH wAs GaNgStA bAcK tHeN" 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't anymore
Yee shish ms teachet
It's true
everyone here is too easily ammused, this video really isn't funny, im not saying NONE of his videos are, but this SPECIFIC video isn't
Lol man same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣me*🤣🤣🤣* dang matt*how mant puts do have to reats man*me🤣🤣🤣🤣lololol
@@ciprianserban6293 english please? lol
It's actually octopi
I once saw a book called octopuses...it drives me insane!!!!!😱
I've laughed so hard i almost choked
Hjg then
Choked on air
????????????????????????
I was choking the whole time
I swallowed a cheeseit wrong
2:48-3:32 lol bae poop hahahahhaha unthinkable memory
1. Beside u before the content started
2. Other side
*These are the people that love dangmattsmith‼️🔥*
👇 small youtuber btw
saltyy fruit ya
Eeeeeee
Wiggle
I’m subbed plz raid me
saltyy fruit I Subscribed and hit the 🔔 just for you bro
i watch your vids all the time im working my way to watch every single one of them
Dude my lungs are didn't this video was hilarious lol
You: Don't Laugh
Me: *already laughing*
*Atleast if you ever wanted to break up with a girlfriend you have a reason when she calls you bae.*
Julia: What up, bae
Daniel: WERE SO THROUGH!
Loooool
So tru
I choked on nothing XD
Lol
True
Them mama jokes really do be fire
2:11 HAHAHAHA XD
Dangmattsmith: whats your instagram
People who dont have instagram: ._.
I can relate I still don't have Instagram and I'm 19
AA12 the psycho pro your living in the dark or heaven don’t know which
@@definitelynotdead8654 I swear I'm living in hell
@@Scaramoouchie DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNG YOU 19 NO INSTA
@@whiteflamingo8929 I know it's sad
I followed you on instagram and I said hello .
Still no reply.
That lonely hello 😞
I’ll reply because I’m sad for you
Wow you followed him on Instagram noice
One like=one reply
gacha cookie same
Same
I am not a girl or a boi nor a man nor a women nor a robot nor google nor sori nor alex nor a black man i am american
Me to my enemy: Hey Bæ
My enemy: 😏
Me: Bæ means poo
My enemy: 😡
bro 2:18 got me laughing bc my mom be saying bae to my dad 😂😂😂
I did more research. Actually, although Winnie was named after a bear who was a girl, the fictional Winnie is still a boy.
Me too
ya
so
ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ok?😁
Lol
Roses are red
Ketchup is too
I got a like
But why is it blue
STOP BEING GREEDY
I HATE U
I've seen this like 20 flipping times
uzcategui_4 2210 because its supposed to do that XD
so stop being greedy
Actually, the plural form of octopus is Octopi. I am so sorry.
Matt, you make the BEST videos on the web
“Mom look at all the octopus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐙🐙
Dangmattsmith you are the best you're my number one favorite UA-camr
Amanda Licht so this is what I have to put in comments to get likes
And he said my birthday June 12th!
your just trying to have dangmattsmith pin your comment
Everyone just stop being rude what if he/she is just trying to be nice?
Matt: I’m sure that it’s octopuses not octop-
(Ad plays)
Me: S-So your telling me, that it was octo-ad?
Lol
Your so funny
Pinkatea yt That's sarcasm right?
same thing happened to me 😂😂😂
Cow
5:19 lol 🤣
Matt makes me laugh every time
I don’t have instagram...
Or face book..
Or twitter..
Or snap chat...
Or any other form of social media beside UA-cam and safari.
Oddly Odd WHAT ABOUT TIKTOK
Same
That sounds like a personal problem
I feel bad
Safari ain't a social media
Matt:giveway that's right don't thank your life is a lie
Me: why not
Jane Doe hahahaha
The average snail can live up to 25 years in captivity. Spongebob's pet Gary has lived for 23 years and counting. If the show were realistic Gary would probably be dying and Spongebob would have facial hair.😵🐌😢
Octopi is the oldest plural form of octopus, coming from the belief that Latin origins should have Latin endings. However, octopus is not a simple Latin word, but a Latinized form of the Greek word októpus. Consequently, its “correct” plural form would logically be octopodes.
The cephalopods do have eight tentacles and there may be three ways to describe a group of them, but only one is technically correct. Grammatically speaking, the plural for octopus is octopuses. As the Merriam-Webster dictionary points out, people use three different terms, however: octopi, octopuses, and octopodes.
Dang Matt Smith:all those times I been calling girls bae I’ve been calling poop
Me:😂😹🤣
Matt : " I will never use the word bae in !y life"
Me: "well you just said it BOI!!!"
Why did you say bay omg I can not say bay jeez I did not want the say that🙈i said poo💩not again
L
The word is now beach
i was laughing so hard when there was a butt on mufasa's face
He said "I didn't graduate" and here he goes telling us things that actually make sense :3
I saw you in Nickelodeon!
I flipped out when I saw.
Yea ikr i saw it was amazing
Jxden
What series/movie?
Yea which tv show/movie?
@@Mkkoramz It was the um...… um..... umm...…………. I'll have to goegle it
SAM3333
When he says GET THAT OUTTA HERE is it just me that says it with him? Just me okay
Me to
Me too
Me and my sister do it too
Nope ur not alone gurl
DKGAMERS _110 me to
4:29 uncontrollable laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back in day I used to call spiders bass and now I'm really calling spiders poop and now I'm laughing
I've been waitin for that "Get dat outta here"
6:11 buts are everywhere 😂 LOL
That was so funny for me
i get that this is a "family friendly" channel (even tho he constantly makes sex and racism jokes) but you are obviously a child. you don't even know how to spell but *T* lol
13:55 better than "Octopussies"😆
DangMattSmith: "Penguins have knees!?"
Me: "Yessir but there are different kinds like Sigils weak ones"
“Winnie the Pooh”
“More like Winnie the Bae”
Me: *Spits out soda*
Which type coka cola, 7up, pepsi, fanta which won?
7up breh
Naw cokeeee
nurul Hossain same
Mahmoud Mohamed pepsi
People: gets notification
People: says first and leaves
Me: You guys aren't real fans.
Gacha Foxx lol true
STFU
Gacha Foxx xd thanks for info I don’t type 1st and leave
True
All they care about is being first like BRUH
Actually octopus in pluriel can be “Octopi” or “Octopodes” And “octopuses” so they are all correct.
Oh. Fruit Loops just add the coloring to make people think there are other flavors though they all taste the same. It just helps the cereal sell better. What is confusing is I still don't know what Fruit Loops are supposed to taste like. lemon? apple? idk😕
Who are you?
Like: Notification Squad
Reply: Late Squad
Ha both
Both
The late squad and notification squad
So most of u r both well i am too 😆
Neither
Matt: “how?”
Winnie The Pooh: “well.. it all started when I was born..”
NOOOOO
What really
I know winnie the pooh is a girl
MATT: HOW DID YOU RUID MY CHILDHOOD
@@LxvenderHere_ yo girl
You better GET DAT OUT OF HERE
many sources say Winnie is a boy but was named after a female black bear and that the author uses he pronouns for him. Then some say Winnie is a girl. Personally I think it's the first one
Blue from Blue’s Clue’s is also a girl and the pink puppy from Blues Clue’s is a boy
**sees thumbnail**
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!
Yo
Zjzijdx
Liar
**sees this stupid comment**
STFU PLEASE
Septic fox it's possible ive seen this umm lake? that has under water, water
Matt: He is high, oh wait I cant say that
Me: Cause this is a family friendly channel
Matt: Cause she might be a girl
😐😑😐😑😐*feels bored*
@@thebooperdooper1 ok
@gmail.com
U:OH
Matt: So my whole life I've been calling girls bæ/poop?!
Me: Have you been calling your girlfriend bæ?
Top 10 funniest DangMattSmith videos entries
Matt: So when I have been calling girls bae I've been calling them poop
Me: Boi...... since when have you ever talked to a girl 🤣🤣🤣
JK!!! I love this channel! ♥️
Purple Potatoes lol
that's SAVAGE!!
No
No
No
Did you know Timmy from the fairly old parents is played by a girl 😱😱
Yeah...
Bart simpson too, Lloyd from Ninjago
Yes
I alwayz thought it was FAIRY odd parent lol😂
infinite 8350 a yup
I thought this video was gonna end me. I was laughing so hard I started crying.
You should rename it to be called national butt day XD
1st i create a account
2nd i follow Dangmattsmith
3rd i only saw you 3 times
I have a question.
If all fruit loop taste the same, then what do they all taste like?
Zboy and Zgurl top ten questions scientists still can’t answer
Fruit Loops all taste like fruit loops
*ILLUMINATI MUSIC PLAYS*😱😱😱😱😱
Zboy and Zgurl the same
The first time I had fruit loops I already knew they tasted the same
Hello! Its been 3 years! Nice to meet watch you again
Do you know what doesn’t make sense on SpongeBob that sometimes they have fires in the ocean the fire would probably be gone by now😵💫😵💫🥴
So everyone we need a round of aplause for matt cause he finally got accepted to a TV show let hope someone actually watch it
Yo matt where can i buy your portalble charger??? 😂😂
Target
[Insert scam here]
11:41 because the roof door what ever that is, will not float because they are heavy, that's why Jack just give the roof or door to Rose. 🧠💡
13:56 I like how I still saw the lion nose up until now
I already knew that my life is a lie...
Edit: I'm just a kid 😂
amiee littrell you didn't even edit your comment-
Matt: Photos that prove ur mom is a.. Uh I mean ur life. Photos that prove ur life is a lie!
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had asked my mom if she was a lie
@Camila Perez me too
@@Crimson.-. oof
"I just made a bae"
"I just made a poop"
people, we need the FBI.
The lion king ons got me.
Good video Matt makes a day brighter 😁
Then Watch More So You Can Get Brighter And Can't Take The Light Anymore.
@@Helix_COD lol
🙏
lmao 🤣 so when this girl wrote 'I am bae' on my locker thinking she was cool, she was actually calling herself 💩.........😅
Damn she stupid bro! She just triple decker burned herself!
🤦♂️ 😂 LMAO
I like when Matt say "Jeez" But what i hear was "Cheese" 😂🤣
Allso tho when im first try Froot Loops, i though it was has alot of flavors. Matt was right
What gender is Winnie the Pooh:
Boy
Winnie the Pooh is a boy.
He is referred to as "he" in AA Milne's books and in the Disney cartoons his voice has always been provided by a man.
Oof Matt why u gotta assume we're all girls!
*RACISM!*
*DISCRIMINATION!*
OR, um, *sexism..?*
- DangMattSmith
Edit: this was just a *JOKE* . Don't be offended or anything dramatic like that plz
@red october of russia oof that was just a classic DangMattSmith joke but oki
It's just a vid
@@janicecaple8052 it was a joke, ok?
Lol
Bahattin Gunes lol
Did anyone know that all Santa’s reindeers are girls not boys because the don’t have antlers search it up
U h
I know it's cool
Ikr
Uhhh wait U SEEN SANTAS REINDEERS CUZ THE CARTOONS I WATCH HAVE ANTLERS
Dangmattsmith has Officially lost his mind
8:44 u fooled me thered with the outro
8:18 The 3rd girl on the right looks like my mom when she was younger. xd
Jenny Carter assss
Ass of your mom
ITS LITERALLY 4:AM AND IM TRYING SOO HARD NOT TO LAUGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
@@baddiebunny7702 XD
@Sherene Stapleton 🥲
Did you know that bluey is a female, my aunty la was watching it, and she noticed it, and then I watched it, then I found out. ❤
When it was from 2019 and your in 2021 🤣