Wilkins Coffee - Wilkins and Wontkins (1957-1961, USA)
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2015
- Two of Jim Henson's earliest Muppets in most of the gloriously sadistic commercials that persuade you to drink Wilkins Coffee or die. Wilkins and Wontkins would also be used for a variety of other brands, including Red Diamond Coffee. Recovered from Garrett Gilchrist's suspended Henson Rarities channel.
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Everything happening in 2020 is the result of people not drinking Wilkins Coffee
Bobby Anthony no, it’s already too late, he’s coming for you. The best thing you can do is pray to God, if he hasn’t already left.
@@RambunctiousReptilian i recently prayed and it went straight to voicemail.
He's LONG gone bois...Last hope is ol' devil boi
holy shit
But what happened to the brand of Wilkins coffee?
Did it go bankrupt?
Was it bought?
Is it still alive?
Because if the brand doesnt exist anymore, then we would ve screwed.
Emi Salazae Hate to be the one to break it to you, but Wilkins Coffee doesn’t exist anymore.
"Do you drink Wilkins?"
"No"
*Commits acts of domestic terrorism*
Pretty leftist of him.
@@EclipsTV right wing violence is much worse just saying
@@eruno_ ANTIFA
@@EclipsTV antifa as a "threat" is very overblown, few milkshakes to the face of the nazis is nothing serious. But the rising fascist movements are what actually scares me.
I will not respond or waste my energy debating right wingers.
@@eruno_ M-80 (bomb) here or there or a bike lock to the head, damaged property, rioting and destroying public and private business buildings, stopping people from speaking truth. Yeah that's not a threat at all. So where do you see that happening on the other side? That's right you don't. What nazis? I havent seen any call to action for death of races, no symbolic gestures or propaganda for nazis. You are seeing invisible nazis that don't exist. Trust me if there were nazis I would be the first in line to hunt them down. So it looks like we are both against them. But as far as ANTIFA not being a threat and "right" violence that doesn't exist (and no self- defence isn't violence) then that's where you're ABSOLUTELY wrong.
I like how their marketing tactic is just "if you don't drink our coffee were gonna make it look like an accident"
*we're
Weer*
-Slade
It's because Jim Henson doesn't drink coffee, so he sat down and tried to figure out how he'd convince someone like him to drink coffee.
There should be a Death Battle between Wilkins Coffee and Panda Cheese.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Oh please. Panda Cheese is mindless violence, a furious rampage that does little more than damage his surroundings. Wilkins... his violence is cold and clinical by comparison. He doesn't waste time trashing the place, he goes in, visits great harm or death upon his target in an instant, and then moves on just as quickly. A rampaging beast is naught compared to a cold blooded killer.
Him wiping the blade clean while stating "Some learn, some don't" is incredibly raw.
My favorite, gonna get this tattooed on me
Unlike Wilkins coffee.
@@alanleos3637 fun fact that guy Who looks like Kermit the frog is kermit the frog
The sword fight one was SO graphic that u could only see the end. I wonder what it would look like if they COULD show the whole thing. 😂 😂 😂
2:42
"Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
"No"
*Current Objective: SURVIVE*
Lmao 😂
Deadass would make a good horror game.
LMFAO!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅
Is that kermit?
It's his late uncle wilkins.
"Do you like Wilkens Coffee?"
"No"
*Starts nuclear warfare*
Sf_ Flips the Cold War was fought over Wilkins coffee
Puppet 1: Wilkin’s coffee is the bomb.
Lmao
WE GOTTA TACTICAL NUC, INCOMING
Sf_ Flips lol
“Some learn, some don’t.” Took me a second to realize he was wiping blood off his sword.
That's disturbing.
@@joegover9452 yeah so was the one where he was in the electric chair
@@joegover9452 you could literally hear the distress in his voice
He's polishing his sword.
HE *** **** GUTTED HIM 😨
I can’t watch a 15 second modern ad, but I just spent 15 minutes of my life watching coffee ads from a company that probably doesn’t even exist anymore.
Same dude
This brand became maxwell coffee
@@mysticmystery7300 how did you track that down? All I can find is an unsourced claim on a wiki
@@cara-setun It was a piece of info I learned years ago and it just stuck with me lol
@@mysticmystery7300 impressive, even with you telling me, it was a challenge to track down, but it does seem true, though the last reference to Wilkins coffee products is 2019, so they likely discontinued sometime during 2020
Someone: *has a different opinion*
Literally every fanbase ever:
Especially undertale
Undertales fan base is mostly bad but the game is good
Now there are some good points of the fan base but, most of it is terrible
Star Wars in particular. I’m not naive there’s a lot stuff in the new movies that are worthy criticism but I can’t say “I think Last Jedi is just okay” on the internet without someone making a paragraph why my somewhat positive opinion is bad.
EdwinDavi12345 Franco Barbosa facts
Advertising used to be so easy;
"DRINK OUR COFFEE OR DIE"
Hiring mafia to enforce your ads just got too difficult
fun fact, Jim Henson never actually drank coffee.
@@therevenger259 blasphemy
@@chrisketchum8042 no, it's true, he didn't like coffee so made the adds thinking "how could someone convince me to drink coffee."
@@therevenger259 apparently Wilkins loved it...
My mom was a guinea pig for the original Sesame Street as a toddler. It’s one of her earliest memories. Her uncle worked with Jim Henson to design Big Bird, so that’s how this happened. It’s not a shock that we’re big Jim Henson fans in our family. He had such a sick sense of humor and I love it.
YOU WERE INVOLVED WITH THE BIRTH OF THE MAN HIMSELF BIG BIRD!?!?
There is a timeline where your mom witnesses the birth and death of Big Bird
🤯
"Marketing is 10% persuasion and 90% intimidation" - Wilkins, probably
😅
Underrated comment!!!😂
Breaking news: Kermit the frog’s cousin kills elmo’s grandad
Edit: okay actually elmo’s grandad is apparently immortal, as he is somehow still alive. We are currently investigating the murders, and trying to get this murderer. Their names are Wontkins and Willkins. A theory about why Willkins was killing Wontkins is that he refused Willkin’s coffee.
epic back story plot twist
that must be why sesame street and Muppet show became rivals
*Breaking News dumbass
Again
scottyCZ Dude it doesn’t matter so shut the hell up
More like grandpa
Damn some of these are dark...
But not as dark as a hot, fresh cup of Wilkins Coffee.
Yes
I think hes hiding something 🤨
Chaz McGutter lol hilarious
Chaz McGutter: I'm saying it's good because I don't want the puppet to find me
Sorry, I’m a tea person.
I absolutely love these, they’re so unapologetically aggressive
Mercy is for those who drinks Wilkins
10:38
Jim Henson never liked coffee, which is how he came up with all the ideas for these commercials. He was Wontkins and Wilkins was everybody and anybody who tried to make him drink coffee. ☕️
Thanks people, because of you guys Jim Henson is the legend that he is today. 🤣
"50s humour was slow paced and extremely safe/innocent"
*Laughs in Gen Z*
"In what alternate universe?"
pfp bros
@@maddythedorito8343 Pip is cute ♥️
Not for the puppets though
It’s 60 years later and I still drink Wilkins coffee. Because I know he’s watching.
What kind of black magic do you perform to drink a coffee that doesn’t exist anymore
@@henrynelson9301 He bought it all on the 50's and has an almost infinite supply below his yard.
@@DanteKrystal Wait, doesn't everyone?
@@titanictnt7476 I don't.
@@HandyFox333 *bombs your house* things just seem to happen to those who don't drink Wilkins coffee!
Wilkins Coffee hasn't been available for more than 31 years. We are living in fear of his retribution.
These commercials are just amazing as a whole, but the one where he swordfights with Wontkins is absolute art.
Like, "Some learn, some don't," while Wilkins wipes his sword is, as another commenter said, raw as hell.
Yes, yes, yes, and people born in the 50s era is saying video games is causing all the violence. But nobody has actually realized violence is caused by coffee.
Me who has never drinkers coffee before: *nervous shaking feeling the present of Wilkins around*
no it's caused by not drinking coffee
@@gudjonmar664 I know, I never drank coffee
this is a paid product
I can confirm violence is invoked by a stellar lack of coffee
John Kennedy: This coffee is really bad...
Wilkins: *peace was never an option*
Guess now we know who killed him
Lmao
*YOURE A GENIUS*
TheFoxe's Creepypastas is right
Underrated comment
“Would you like a cup of Wilkins coffee”
“No”
*gets impaled*
“You’re insides just don’t feel the same without Wilkins”
That is straight up brutal
1:30 This might be my favourite one. Relatively harmless but still incredibly sadistic, and cleverly written.
9:38 This one’s my favorite, ‘cause Wilkins smashing the ginger ale bottle across Wontkins’ head makes me giggle.
I love how on top of shoving the cake in his face he just pours the coffee on top of him
I like to imagine the coffee is scaulding
Kermit: "mum what was dad like?"
Kermit's mum: proceeds to have Flashbacks of this video
"he was uhm... Unique"
sleepy cabbiege “he was always... unique”
He didn’t drink Wilkins coffee
Mum
It’s funny when you read the description too, because the guy who made these made the muppets.
“Do you like Wilkins Coffee?”
“No”
*Drops nuke*
“Strange how people don’t think Wilkins Coffee is the bomb”
*shows Wilkins coffee can at the end as always*
Thats what happened to japan in WWII they didn't like wilkins
Crazy Harry: "DID SOMEBODY SAY BOMB?!?!" (boom!) "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
My dad told me to search up “Wilkins Coffee” he’s a boomer- and he told me to watch some-
@@nobodyimportant0011 Your father is a wise man then... without wilkins coffee... your nowhere
"Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
"No."
*Wilkins appears at Wontkins' funeral*
"But it's to die for!"
8:34 "I see you don't drink Wilkins instant coffee."
"What about my future?" *BANG*
"You don't have a future."
That was the funniest part in my opinion.🤣
It turns out that Jim Henson actually didn't like drinking coffee, and would make these commercials so violent because he was thinking of ways that would convince him to drink coffee, being killed by a Kermit the frog prototype was apparently enough.
Kermit was actually created before this character
@@NIntender684 I didn't know that, in that case it's vice versa.
i mean,if i was held at gunpoint by a kermit-lookalike to be forced to drink coffee,i'd do it
@@Tree_e888 yes Kermit was actually created before this in a TV show, Sam and friends. He practically looks the same except over the years Jim added the part around his neck and made him look a little more professional. He still had the same eyes and rough shape of Kermit. I just learned this myself watching Defunct's channel and their special on Jim Henson.
Still is a kermit beta
"Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
"No"
"So you have chosen death."
Now THAT'S how you make an advert.
Stolen
First Torture then Death
WTF is this this is cartoon violence and I love it and man 50s were weird
@blah blah this was a real commercial in the late 50s
"some learn, some don't". This was the motto of Wilkins "Crazy Coffee" Frog. Wilkins was a notorious mobster, coffee runner and sadistic killer. He had two relatives who he was close to. His uncle who was referred to as Mr.Wilkins( his mother had gave him her maiden name as his first) and his younger brother wontkins. The brothers were born in the 1920s and joined their uncle's crime syndicate in the 50s. He soon had married a woman name petunia an had a son named Kermit. His most notorious crime was the murder of his brother, wontkins. Who tried to kill Wilkins, his family and his uncle after Wilkins was chosen to be underboss. Wilkins son had almost died during wontkins attack, which then lead Wilkins to torture his brother before blowing him up in his house. Wilkins died in 95, at 75, he was never caught for any of his crimes. According to his son Kermit, Wilkins was a kind and gentle man. He raised his son in a modest home an upon his passing left a fortune for his son. Who then became one of television greatest showman of all time.
Man, I love this!
I had to double take. I thought it said he was one of the television showman of all time
"It's autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall."
That's my favorite one. XD
The way he says it is what gets me
You are talking about MR CLEAN TV commercials.
True, that one is the funniest burn I've heard in a while.
The most memorable slogan ever:
"Things just seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins!"
Represents our society
*wipes blade* "some learn some dont"
That's a threat, that is definitely a threat.
Just like things seem to happen to people who I take on hikes in the woods
@@RambunctiousReptilian No. It's a promise.
James Bond-"Do you expect me to talk?"
Proto-Kermit-"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to drink Wilkin's Coffee"
Pulls out laser, “Guess the lack of coffee really cut him up!”
His name is Wilkins,
The abused one is named Wontkins.
Wilkins is not Kermit and he wasn’t before Kermit
@@scott56994 He's Kermit's deranged relative. At least that's what I go with.
@@rdphoenix07 nah he a coffee bean
"Do you drink Wilkins coffee?"
"No."
*THEN PERISH.*
3:59 What makes this one even more sinister is that we don't hear or see anything else after he pulls the lever
How shocking.
How shocking.
How shocking.
As a person who literally CANNOT drink coffee, I am now in deep fear for my life.
Thats why you need wilkins decafeinated coffee
Things just happen to people don’t don’t drink Wilkins decaf
"It's so good you can't live without it!"
HE'S COMING
@@x-ray_channel2226 NO SHIT, X-RAY, HE'S COMING!
"You would like a cup of Wilkins Coffee?"
"No"
**Smothers him with a pillow**
"Without a cup of Wilkins Coffee in the morning, you might as well never wake up again!"
That's a good one.
Here from Colin Looks Back?
we need a reboot of the comercial somehow, and this will be it 😂
Lol I honestly didn't expect much from this one because of the bad grammar in the first line but you won me over with the punch line lol.
"Shows Wilkins Coffee in the end as always"
No wonder why Anakin turned to the Dark Side, the Jedi didn’t have any Wilkins Coffee
That makes sense. Even Dark Helmet used Mr. Coffee instead of Wilkins.
*anakin deactivating his lightsaber* some people are just driven to murder when they don’t drink wilkins
I showed these commercials my grandfather And he said he saw them as a kid and made him ask his father what kind of coffee he drank every morning because he liked these adds
Now that is effective marketing.
This is actually more entertaining than today's ads
Caleb Burns
Well there are a few good progressive ads
And shows
Today's ads generally don't say "consume our product or die".
@@Terithian And that's why they're no good.
I agree but i do like those gieco commercials there entertainmeng like these wilkins commercials
“Drink wilkin?”
“Negative”
*murder*
You got this in ur reccomended too?
@@MacenW yea
666th like
That's it.
That's the whole campaign.
Yep
The one at 2:30 is probably my favorite. That was such a smooth transition from working the puppet then immediately knocking him off.
9:38
We need commercials to go back to this kind of humor
Nobody gonna talk about the fact that Wilkins just straight up stabbed a guy and wiped to blood off of his sword, for not liking Wilkins coffee?
The NC did
@@LangThoughts these are the eyes of a psychopath👀
Sounds to me like you don't enjoy Wilkins coffee.
Bad things happen to people who don't like Wilkins coffee....
why talk about the laws of physics? bad thing happen to those who don't drink wilkins coffee.
For not liking Wilkins coffee........
If commercials were still like these, I wouldn’t skip them every time.
Me too
Same
Facts
Samesamesamesamesmamesamesnaesamesamssame
Stephanie Wright ikr
"without a wilkins coffe you're nowhere!"
The first victim to visit the backrooms i see
The true first victim
What's that?
13:09 This is the most 1950s commercial I have ever seen.
If the puppets were smoking it would have been perfect.
“It’s autumn, when the nuts are beginning to fall.”
roasted
What?
@@EnchantedSmellyWolf oof
*double kill*
Roasted, like a fresh, hot cup of Wilkins Coffee.
Roasted nuts
*Can't find Wilkins Coffee in stores*
Me: Guess I'll die
What. The. Actual. Fuck. 812 likes? This comment took absolutely no effort to make. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE?
Just a Top hat 😂😂😂
Wilkins destroyed all other forms of coffee. It’s all disguised Wilkins now.
You can see how Henson is developing his signature movement, voices and style. These are hilarious never heard of it before. 🐸 ☕
this is aggressive advertising...
and I love it
Puppet #1: You drink Wilkins coffee?
Puppet #2: No!
Puppet #1: Into the gulag, you go.
G U L A G
13:08 You’re welcome.
lol they roast him in a giant oven with cheap coffee beans
Wilkins: Sharing IS caring, after all!
@Joseph Barnes like this:
Wilkins: Care for a cup of Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: Naw, I don't like coffee.
*BANG*
Wilkins: This has been a public ser-
Cuts off voice for no reason.
Wilkins makes the BEST coffee.
Homelander: im the most psychotic tv character in television history.
Wilkins: hold my wilkins coffee...
"No thanks, little frog guy"
_Homelander explodes_
@@TheGuardDuck Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins coffe
@@cnarylmaz998 😉
This thing tormenting homelander would literally be the funniest thing in existence!😂
Chris McLean
Thanos: "I have The Infinity Gauntlet, and all the Infinity Stones, What do you have?"
Wilkins: "I have a can of Wilkins Coffee."
* THANOS SCREAMS IN AGONY AS HE'S SNAPPED AWAY*
"Nothing beats a can of Wilkins Coffee!"
Thanos is allergic to coffee
What do random UA-cam videos and people who don't drink Wilkin's Coffee have in common?
They just blow up sometimes.
Oh, that's a lot of... (Blows up)
Some learn, some dont.
*Wipes blood from his fencing foil*
Didnt notice the blood... till now thats dark
Acesahn i thought he was preparing to kill him, not havin done it yet...
I did because of the small pieces that were on the sword/fencing foil.
?
2:46
That is Kermit the Frog’s father. You cannot tell me otherwise.
Yessssss!!!!
It is a Jim Henson puppet/early Muppet and I think Henson is doing Wilkins voice. So early Kermit is correct. Go double check on the voice work, but I'm positive on it being a Henson puppet. Just saw a documentary on Henson.
And the other guy is elmos grandpa.
Kermits father was a serial killer...NEAT!
It is the first Model of is kermit the frog puppet
“I don’t drink wilkins coffee”
“Some learn, some don’t.” *wipes blood off sword*
list of crimes this guy committed:
17 accounts of first degree murder
4 accounts of assault with a deadly weapon
4 accounts of second degree murder
8 accounts of assault and battery
countless accounts of harassment
stalking
3 accounts of threatening deadly violence
5 accounts of negligent homicide
8 accounts of aggravated assault
5 accounts of torture
6 accounts of cruel and unusual punishment
2 accounts of civil terrorism
bombing private property
4 accounts of vandalism
3 accounts of conspiracy
extortion
false imprisonment
_"buy our coffee or go to hell"_
Fire eat our fish
Why is commercials so dark?
**wontkins gets dragged by demons to hell**
Jjgarza 08 chicken: eat our fish or go to hell
@@stardusttodorki2679 the commercial is super old so it comes out like this
Since the children weren’t old enough to drink coffee, Wilkins had no other choice to execute the younglings. Anakin style.
Thank you for making me spit out my soda XD
@@heracross3323 why wasn't it Wilkins 🔫
*shit-*
I drink coffee and I'm 10
Jameson Sims that’s pretty bad for you. You could get heart palpitations or something, which are life threatening. I don’t know if you’re old enough to understand
Honestly, these commercials are incredible.
6:32 the cheap joke never gets old 😂😂
Same! It gets me every time. I just love surreal cartoony humor. 😂
"Do you Drink wilkins Coffee?" is the original "vibe check"
wilkins check
garfield arlene
Wilkins coffee check
That's funny!
That’s really funny man did you come up with that
I love how innocent and cute he looks while he commits all these atrocities against the poor dude
Sometimes it isn't even Wilkins who hurts or snuffs Wontkins. Something just happens.
Do it for the Cringe he... kermits these atrocities you mean 😉
@@anauthentictincan6850 no.... Go home.... You and your puns can leave! I cant take this pun-ishment anymore! Lol
I want this to be an SCP.
Wontkins brings it on himself
I love tv adds from the mid 1900s. They have no filter and just downright hilarious
Why did you phrase it like that
You know what else has no filter? A scoop of Wilkins instant coffee.
@@Chigger MY MOM
If these commercials made a return, I feel like this would be what they would say:
"Did you miss us? Wilkins coffee is back!"
"I didn't miss it."
*Wontkins gets ran over by a speeding train*
"We won't miss you, either!"
Rare footage of Kermit's early coffee addiction.
That's not Kermit, that's Wilkins
@@DHAdArchivez he was joking
I'm glad he switched to tea lol
Move over Wilkins it's time for Lipton
Rotten Raspberry r/wooooosh
Muppet commits atrocities over disagreements about bean juice.
_bean juice_
K1tty Hot bean juice.
r/NoSleep
Bean juice? How can a fellow commenter of mine say something so foolish?
@@gabriellevalentine2057 Sneak attack!
I love how they straight up just get more and more brutal every advertisement
13:09 is funny because it actually used to happen. Russians in the USSR who had their American family visit, or who visited family in America, would smuggle goods into the country due to much higher production quality. Jeans were a big one
Palpatine: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Mace: "Of course not."
Palpatine: "It's treason, then..." *Ignites lightsaber*
Lol
donovan doesn't drink wilkins coffee
templar knight: he chose...poorly.
You dont drink wilkins coffee, thats herasy
Order 66 but it’s Wilkins coffee
Palpatine never owned a lightsaber
These ads are great because they're not pretending like their product is something you can't live without, they're showing you their product is something you won't live without via a murderous puppet.
Or in other words *you can't live without it*
@@diegozuniga4201 you wont live without it
Correction: a murderous Muppet!
Step one: Wilkins
Step two: "No"
Step three: _Violence_
I wish ads were still like that
at least i wouldn't skip them everytime
"You either go with Wilkins or you just don't go."
That is so incredibly sinister, I feel like this puppet is going to kill me in my sleep.
Not if you drink Wilkins Coffee.
As a drunk man once said: “Drinking solves all your problems!”
What makes you think he’ll wait till you’re asleep?
He will kill you if you don't drink wilkins
Where’s the Wilkins bandwagon if we still want to go? Did it crash?
The original 5-second unskippable ad.
Jeremy Aster but these are actually fun to watch
@@NitroArtTart r/whooosh
Spider Doctor not to be rude but it isn’t a whooosh just saying these are just pretty funnier adds in my opinion
@@NitroArtTart but that's the joke tho...
He says it's unskippable because you wouldn't have skipped it even if you could back if you watched in back in the day...
@@NitroArtTart cool name btw
If we still had ads like these, I would never have to use an adblocker ever again.
Randy Feltface has come a long way. Good to see him acting in his younger years before finding standup
? Isn’t this Jim Henson’s work?
@Amaezing1DoesArson just a joke considering how it kinda looks like him haha
“Strange things happen to people who don’t drink Wilkins coffee.” -Puppet that is definitely not threatening you
This is seriously some mobster shit. "Oh, you don't want our protection from these arsonists. You know I heard the other guy who didn't want us died in a deadly fire a few days ago..."
@@rowdiken4837 I'm reading this comment in the puppets voice
I read that quote in Alastor’s voice thanks to your pfp
I like the Russian one
Of course not. The cannonball is definitely a threat.
"do you drink Wilkins coffee"
"No"
Kermit: *violates the Geneva convention*
He's Wilkins
Is the Geneva Convention bad? I just don’t want to feel like an offender!
Kidfun GAMING The original kermit
@@finished502 No, Kermit already existed at this time in the show "Sam and Friends" This Muppet is Wilkins with no relation to Kermit.
@@vrumbledump3240 Oh well...I'm stupid. Thanks for the fact though!
the way this would still feel so fresh in modern day. they should remake these lol
“Boy this bagel reminds me of Spider-Man”
“Why?”
“Because it always hits the Spot”
"I've got 5 Aces, can you beat that?"
"I've got Wilkin's Coffee".
*shoots him*
Nothing beats Wilkins!
That's like if Darth Vader said that he had the force and then Luke just decapitates him with a lightsaber
There is 4 aces in a deck of cards. That means he was cheating
@@boiscout3220 Not necessarily. 4 Aces + 1 Joker is considered to be "5 Aces".
@@JoNassRasierer but who plays with jokers?
'You don't drink Wilkins?'
'No!'
'How shocking!'
"Flips switch"
Soooo SICK! I love it. Can you imagine? I watched these commercials as a small KID.
Never thought I’d say this, but I’m pretty sure if Jim Henson were still alive, he would most definitely have worked on Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared.
Yeah, I have been wondering, Who made That show?
Charlie brought me here. Thank you, Charlie.
Same!
Same
“Do you like Wilkins Coffee?”
“Yeah”
“... I am not prepared for this”
He would just shoot him again lol
He’d hand him more coffee
Hed be his bodyguard
Starman99 2 D : D
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"En garde! Salute Wilkins Coffee!"
"But I dont drink Wilkins Coffee."
*C L E A N S B L O O D O F F B L A D E*
"Some learn and some don't..."
As a varsity fencer, I will always salute Wilkins coffee before a bout
2:42
Man, that was dark....
Someone saw chadtronic
I might have copied your comment if i did im sorry.
I giggled after every single one
🙃
If they started making commercials like this again, I'd stop using adblock.
"Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins"
*_Man found stabbed to death in his apartment_*
*stabbed to death with a wilkins coffee branded knife*
“Want a cup of Wilkins Coffee?”
“No!”
*gets decapitated*
“People just lose their head when they don’t drink Wilkins.”
Literally
It should've been "People just lose their minds when they don't drink Wilkins."
@@SmuggoTheLegit if they ended up in an asylum, sure
@@deathgorilla782 Or bear and toucan on wilkins coffee
"Okay buddy what do you think of Wilkin’s coffee?"
"I NEVER TASTED IT!"
*gets shot to the shadow realm*
"now what do you think of Wilkin’s?"
I really wish commercials were more like this today. Still wouldn’t buy the product but I’d be enjoying watching it
Wilkin's laugh and stares are stuff of legends
"Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
"i'm a litteral child I don't like coffee"
*pulls out flamethrower*
"Bad things seem to happen to people who dan't drink wilkins coffee :)"
Underrated comment
"Do you drink Wilkins?"
"No, I'm a child."
*pulls out flamethrower*
"He just won't grow up."
Jokes on you. That’s all his momma drank whilst pregnant.
You merely bought the Wilkins. They were made with it. Molded by it. Wilkins is their blood.
You are none to speak to the chosen.
Children can drink coffee. I knew one who did.
@@lalehiandeity1649 Where I grew up, if you drunk coffee, you would get punished, didn't know it was fine everywhere else
Wilkins T. Frog, notorious mobster, coffee runner, and sadistic killer. Lieutenant to Big Mr. Wilkins. Wilkins T. Frog was never caught for his heinous crimes and eventually got out of the game for the benefit of his son, Kermit. He raised his son in a very modest environment but gave him a large inheritance upon his passing. Wilkins T. Frog will be remembered as a loving father and cruel mob boss.
This is gold
Who said I was dead?
@@wilkinscoffee7166 hey Mr Wilkins!
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@@wilkinscoffee7166 Hey Mr. Wilkins long time no see, How's is Wilkins Coffee Going?
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Wilkins is more powerful and sadistic than Thanos and Wontinks has so many lives than no even with the infinity gauntlet one may kill him for good. These ads are really something 😂
6:22 How Wontkins finally got his revenge.