Jack's final pitch should have ended with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee being heard from the ramp and Jacks old school friend James from the early Cultaholic podcast episodes enters the match and wins the first ever War James match
I think I went through all of the phases of that Vince McMahon meme during Fraser’s Bron Breakker pitch. I was full “laser eyes” by the time he got to the headdress and Steiner Math promo. I NEED this to happen Saturday. 😂
WWE's WarGames rules state that if you leave the ring/cage you forfeit the match for your team. So Disqualification is the wrong term, but yeah the match ends there
I think it would be fun for Cody to at some point turn heal and act a little like HHH's Reign of Terror, maybe even making his own Legacy/Evolution type group. HHH starts to see this happening and knows where it's going. After failing to convince Cody to change course, he has to find another way to 'change the story'...
It’s always a nice time when Tom shows up 😊 Legit, my favorite guest host, because he is chaotic and brings the banter *but* he is also always prepared and invested in the conversation. It’s a wonderful balance
My Idea is: The OG Bloodline vs The New Bloodline is interrupted by The Judgment Day who says: " Let's Make It Better, How About The Judgment Day Celebrating The Victory!
Congratulations again to Tom Campbell on the wedding. Andre over Hogan was technically called The Main Event, but it was same fonts and also on NBC here in the US so pretty much yes SNME. Watched it live and it was crazy
A theme song hits. It sounds somewhat familiar but nobody can quite lay there finger on it. Eventually, commentary work out its a distorted version of Slow Chemical - "That's gotta be JAMES"
There are many ways this Wargames will end with Paul Heyman's POV alone. He could go back with Reigns and the OG Bloodline Or He could betray Reigns and go back with CM Punk Or Align himself with Solo and reveal himself to be the mastermind Or Align himself with The Rock
I can't tell you how tired I am of "Cody turns heel" pitches. Give us some more time with a normal babyface champion, please. How meaningful is such a huge heel reign like Roman's if it isn't followed by a huge face reign?
41:34 Funnily enough, there are two listed definitions in the Great Urban Dictionary for "Cacking". The first is: -Cacking- 1. Laughing so hard you shlt yourself. [Chesh said: "I'm *cacking* myself!" Adam replied: "That's so boot."] By gertrude (geraldines sister) August 12, 2008 & The second is: -Cacking- 1. To defecate - The process of emptying one's bowels of feces. 2. Laughing very hard. ["It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing."] By sholland July 29, 2008 So Jack technically succeeded in accurately describing what was going on. ( *Despite* *his* *inability* *to* *proof* *read* *his* *notes* *because* *he's* *too* *busy* *worrying* *about* *how* *long* *he* *can* *avoid* *this* *Italian* *Restaurant* *situation* .)
I hope for the day Tom doesn't say "It's what we want to happen" through the whole video. But instead waits until either the next news video he's on and opens, or the next video he and Jack are on together and opens THAT with it
Jacks first pitch was great, but think these guys have forgotten that if a member leaves the cage the team automatically loses… was my only issue with that pitch
Obviously we all want Brons Steiner math promo butttt he did already drop a bit of it in nxt when setting up a triple threat withhh I wanna say ilia and maybe carmelo?
Haven’t watched yet but I’m guessing at least 3 times where the pitch is “masked man” or “hooded figure” or “mysterious security guard” turns into surprise turn or debut
Hey I don't like to tell ppl how to live their life but Tom, wth are u doing back at work man?! Shoot I did my honeymoon later as well but I at least took a week off after my nuptials.
One thing guaranteed from these videos:
A mysterious figure in a mask or hoodie
The old bally clava
Jack's final pitch should have ended with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee being heard from the ramp and Jacks old school friend James from the early Cultaholic podcast episodes enters the match and wins the first ever War James match
*LONG TERM STORYTELLING*
Genuinely laughed out loud to this 🤣🤣🤣
Laughed hard at this. Can you remember which episode this story came from? Wanna relisten to the story.
I now NEED Bron to cut the full Steiner Math promo. Thank you for this
I yearn for the day when Tom can get the timing right on the Golden Rule, but sadly it was not tod-
ITSWHATWEWANTTOHAPPEN
I think I went through all of the phases of that Vince McMahon meme during Fraser’s Bron Breakker pitch. I was full “laser eyes” by the time he got to the headdress and Steiner Math promo. I NEED this to happen Saturday. 😂
The moment Punk leaves the ring, the entire team is disqualified
I just had a flash back to X-Pac asking how you can have a no contest in a cage match.
WWE's WarGames rules state that if you leave the ring/cage you forfeit the match for your team.
So Disqualification is the wrong term, but yeah the match ends there
As soon as L.A. Knight was mentioned. My kid goes " L A KNIGHT YEAH" In the back of the car. Happy Food day y'all
The awkward tension of this intro 😂
Love ya lads
One problem jack if a team member leaves the cage they forfeite the match
Think that might be the point.. seth costs roman amd punk.
@disclaimer.imjokin yea but he Said the match continues and someone gets pinned. Can't get pinned if you already lose on a forfeit
Just want to say love the pitches this time. Really builds up anticipation, especially Jack's 1st one and also the steiner math😂
I think it would be fun for Cody to at some point turn heal and act a little like HHH's Reign of Terror, maybe even making his own Legacy/Evolution type group. HHH starts to see this happening and knows where it's going. After failing to convince Cody to change course, he has to find another way to 'change the story'...
Up the WarJames!
It’s always a nice time when Tom shows up 😊
Legit, my favorite guest host, because he is chaotic and brings the banter *but* he is also always prepared and invested in the conversation. It’s a wonderful balance
I can't remember if Tom, Jack and Fraser said it here but my pitch is Paul heyman vs Jacob Fatu in a prayer off 🙃😂
Them to shouting at each other. "I love you wise man" "I love you Jacob" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tom interrupting Jack's catchphrase never gets old bless him 😂😂😂😂
Fraser Porter, take a bow son, take a bow. That Bloodline pitch is pure filthy cinema
Fraser, you maniacal genius with that last pitch! OMG
The Bronn pitch is by far the greatest pitch of all time ever. Frazier has just won pitches. The best yes ever
CONGRATULATIONS TOM! and welcome back youve been missed!
36:00 Tom just accurately depicting the WWE’s hiring practices for the last 6 months 😂
The heel line for Cody should be "the story never ends"
It should be Cody's story has ended and will now starts with me... Smiling menacingly with that Homelander persona.
The homelander Cody pitch is soo perfect , I'm upset now knowing it won't happen like that. Well done Frazer on including the Stiener math promo
My Idea is: The OG Bloodline vs The New Bloodline is interrupted by The Judgment Day who says: " Let's Make It Better, How About The Judgment Day Celebrating The Victory!
Congratulations again to Tom Campbell on the wedding. Andre over Hogan was technically called The Main Event, but it was same fonts and also on NBC here in the US so pretty much yes SNME. Watched it live and it was crazy
A theme song hits. It sounds somewhat familiar but nobody can quite lay there finger on it. Eventually, commentary work out its a distorted version of Slow Chemical - "That's gotta be JAMES"
Holograms of Afa and Sike on the top of each cage
😂😂
Jack described Ross and Andrew's interactions perfectly 😂
Jacob turns on solo would be huge pop at wargames
And unexpected since loving solo is the majority of his character
@BradBrad-ff6hq right 💯
Excellent pitches boys, I did however miss all the smut that Andrews pitches provide 😂
Good I missed Tom on these videos
Paul Heyman managing Jacob Fatu alone will be interesting
I wanna see Cornette as his manager.
There are many ways this Wargames will end with Paul Heyman's POV alone.
He could go back with Reigns and the OG Bloodline
Or
He could betray Reigns and go back with CM Punk
Or
Align himself with Solo and reveal himself to be the mastermind
Or
Align himself with The Rock
That last pitch really spoke to meeeeeeeeeeeee
I think that "stay away you" from Tom at the beginning was really taargeted at Maffew
James from Thomas The Tank Engine
Tom does a bloody great pitch! That last one was brilliant. However I give it a no because his views on Sonic Adventure are wrong
If Shinsuke brings in anyone, I really hope it's HAYATA. Dude rules
These were exceptional!!
My favorite pitch is still the one Tom made about Veer coming to every promotion and then going home.
Did Tom forget the wild Samoans are no longer with us?
He obviously didn’t because he also said 3 minute warning who are Jamal(Umaga) and Rosey both are no longer with us as well.
Up the pitches!
I love Tom pitches
It's what we want to happen!
I’d love the Breakker math promo to happen.
Love this! Great job as always!
I can't tell you how tired I am of "Cody turns heel" pitches. Give us some more time with a normal babyface champion, please. How meaningful is such a huge heel reign like Roman's if it isn't followed by a huge face reign?
Engagement for the algorithm
I saw you flash that ring Tom. Congratulations
34:35 "I'm going to bootcamp!" And hopefully judges' houses, too!
41:34 Funnily enough, there are two listed definitions in the Great Urban Dictionary for "Cacking".
The first is:
-Cacking-
1. Laughing so hard you shlt yourself.
[Chesh said: "I'm *cacking* myself!"
Adam replied: "That's so boot."]
By gertrude (geraldines sister) August 12, 2008
& The second is:
-Cacking-
1. To defecate - The process of emptying one's bowels of feces.
2. Laughing very hard.
["It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing."]
By sholland July 29, 2008
So Jack technically succeeded in accurately describing what was going on.
( *Despite* *his* *inability* *to* *proof* *read* *his* *notes* *because* *he's* *too* *busy* *worrying* *about* *how* *long* *he* *can* *avoid* *this* *Italian* *Restaurant* *situation* .)
13:29 this is going to keep Jack awake at night.
I hope for the day Tom doesn't say "It's what we want to happen" through the whole video. But instead waits until either the next news video he's on and opens, or the next video he and Jack are on together and opens THAT with it
KO:
" Cody I helped you finish your story, now I'm going to end your story".
Jacks first pitch was great, but think these guys have forgotten that if a member leaves the cage the team automatically loses… was my only issue with that pitch
0:07 Makes sense Tom is the most married man in the world, he is also the most delightful man in the world.
Isn’t one of the rules of a War Games match if you leave it your team loses automatically?
That james battle royal would be gold
Jacks 1st pitch sounds very possible to be honest
Obviously we all want Brons Steiner math promo butttt he did already drop a bit of it in nxt when setting up a triple threat withhh I wanna say ilia and maybe carmelo?
Yeah, but his was mathematically correct. All he said was they had a 33 and a 3rd percent chance to win. If he went full steiner it would be better
so excited to be there for Survivor Series, selfishly i wanted a Cody/KO match here but I understand why theyre putting it on SNME
Well I for one enjoy when Tom is on 9 Pitches, he's just so scrummy! Also he's married? Damn
13:29 I love them as boyfriends (I don't know if that concept of every member of the podcast have their own "boyfriends")
James Ellesworth would be perfect to win the James royale
Steiner MATH Best Pitch EVER!
I wish Tom's pitches were bit more meta.
15:57 best pitch ever😂😂😂
We need Joel cam for 9 pitches
Jack The Jobber is back
So Cody goes Homelander and because Kevin Owens lost, he will be full banished Stone Cold vs Homelander Cody as Macmahon??? Daamn
War James is not done without James Ellsworth
Usos hit a double uso splash off the top of the cages across from each through tables to Tama and Tonga and win the match
Tom pulling an Eight Mile
I understand why they would want Sami to turn heel, but he really doesn’t need to turn heel
James elsworth should be ref for the warjames
I’m pretty sure bron has cut the Steiner promo in nxt before a triple threat
I can't see Tiff cashing in during...afterwards maybe..
Jamien Priest surprise entrant into warjames
New bloodline win with Herman turning leading to punk protecting him giving must Roman vs punk at the rumble is what I’m saying
Charlotte somehow wins both titles in the War games match
13:31 Frazer going into the business for himself smh
It's what we want to happen
How did we not get James Ellsworth in WarJames?
Ross’s humor 👍 Tom’s humor 👎 jkjk sarcasm😊
you’re so right
Kevin Owen vs Cody Rhodes Pitch name for the fight later on after KO gets “fired”….
Kill the Story
Frazer wins 141 and 2 thirds of the time
34:23 if this happens it will jimmy who defects not sami. Sami and jey as a team is too good to emd.
JAMES ELSWORTH
Hope you’re married, Tom!
Haven’t watched yet but I’m guessing at least 3 times where the pitch is “masked man” or “hooded figure” or “mysterious security guard” turns into surprise turn or debut
Hooooooooooooooooooo! Hacksaw James Duggan
Hey I don't like to tell ppl how to live their life but Tom, wth are u doing back at work man?! Shoot I did my honeymoon later as well but I at least took a week off after my nuptials.
we need jack, ross and the other guy
Cody Rhodes title run could be called The Neverending Story and he thinks he is special so he will turn heel like his Bullet Club days
Anyone else eating food and then you saw this video and now you’re watching n eating?then Like the video and this comment.
WARRRRRRJAAAAAAAMES 😂😂😂
Gutted James Ellsworth didn’t win it all 😂
Fire assaulting coworkers threatening staff striking fans crying man bs punk during it
Tom is such a cad, and I mean that in the most playful way.
Tom with my favorite pitch ever at the end haha
0:27 Tom on pitches. I’m thankful for this.
James Ellsworth should win War James 😆