What's funny about that? That is the stupidest commercial that I've ever seen and it's disgusting and that is stupid and what dirty perverted mind that people have these days and I don't know why I came to this site but I'm just passing through and then I saw this weird commercial and you all are sick minded people for real.
Parents: atleast it teaches you to be healthy The neighbor's kid: dies Parents: atleast it teaches you how to be worthless Me: kills myself Parents: yeay FIN. -Phil Swift, for fuck tape
*Phil swift starts chopping door with axe* *lady cuts his hand* Phil swift: YOU FUCKING BITCH Also Phil Swift: *grabs chainsaw and proceeds to cut down door even more* Phil Swift Again: *grab 4 chainsaws and starts cutting down door*
Girlfriend: he's probably thinking about other women
Him:
eat your cereal
@@gigachadatheist7144 thanks for the link ;)
eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
@@gigachadatheist7144 *I recognize that link anywhere*
"He died, what a sissy"
Reminds me of
"Remember son, dying is gay"
Ah yes enslaved TF2 SFM
U have 69 likes.
I can't... i'm not able to...
WAIT WHAT! I JUST COMMENTED AND IT GONE UP FROM 69 TO 80 REAL QUICK!
@@biniboii impossible
yes
1:23 "it gets super tight" had me dying
1:22
phil swift is sus
FBI open up!!!
@@basedneutral1173 facts
@@escaping_purgatoryamongus
"Let's do more damage!"
Picks 4 chainsaws
👌
Lets do more damage
**proceeds to get 56 chainsaws**
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: *lauging*
Teacher: What's so funny?
Me: Nothing.
"He died, what a sissy!"
underrated
Best comment😂😂😂
*lauging*
Ok but why r u lauging
You're lauging. Some mouse died in a tank, and you're lauging.
“I T C U M S TO T H E S U R F A C E”
-Philly Cheese Swift for Flex Paste
NeeEEEe
@@slayallthedeamons 0:02 ban and 1:25
Spooky Filmz Ent. 0:26
The Neon Apple you people disgust me
6
1:44
I killed this chicken 🐔😂
"Chicken screams)
Poor chicken, at least I can eat dinner tonight and make it a boat too 😁🥺
and vegan teacher getting pissed
ok aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:53 got me laughing for at least 10 minutes
Same lol
I fear the demons that possess flying kitty.
They're funny at the very least.
Flying Kitty IS the demon
The demons dont possess flying kitty. Flying kitty posseses them.
SuperiorGamer56 best YTP ever lmao
LUL
“he died, what a sissy”
suicidal teens : rethinking noises
That part was the funniest to Me xD
@@roziifoxx549 same
2:28
Valentine I definitely don’t know what you mean XD
Valentine more like millennials.
0:15 that part killed me XD
Do you known the name of tht movie???
Shining
@@user-jy2oy1vc9w
T H E
F L E X N I N G
@@vividplayz4854 haha :)
@@user-jy2oy1vc9w
0:42
2:30 this killed me. I'm dying of my laughter. I laughed for an hour straight
What's funny about that? That is the stupidest commercial that I've ever seen and it's disgusting and that is stupid and what dirty perverted mind that people have these days and I don't know why I came to this site but I'm just passing through and then I saw this weird commercial and you all are sick minded people for real.
“Raping is SUPER WRONG”
The only sentence he said that is correct in this video.
and that's a fact
@@YoungAlienBoy You seriously advertise by trying to get others to hate you, while those who don't fall for the ad still hate you?
@@Ze_eT
Ikr... We speedrun that crap by getting straight to the ending- Hating that guy's weird, possibly homophobic comment.
Miss Duck, agreed.
@@YoungAlienBoy Well, here's the rude comment you're looking for:
Get lost, freakazoid.
"Raping is super wrong."
"But once it's on,"
"It gets *super tight."*
*"Even in the toughest conditions."*
"FBI OPEN UP!!"
@@codenameash *"KGB CLOSE OFF"*
FBI OPEN UP
@@codenameash 1:26 space force raiding on wrong in cruise ship
That's why flex paste exists
0:24 never fails to make me laugh
"He died"
"What a sissy!"
1:37
Bro really said “lmao, imagine needing oxygen”
💀🤣🤣🤣
“Flex paste is jizz”
-Einestein
"einestein"
Zweistein*
“Ay talk shit about me again and you fucking die..... wait are you writing this shit down”
-Phil swift
Nice
that is how it works
"he died. what a sissy"
me when any character dies in danganronpa, joking about it to try to hide my sadness
I'm watching v3 rn, it's taking a while to get a death
@@Anon.G naegi dies
@@mcall9800 well yeah the show only has a few episodes Vs the games especially v3 which are long as fuck
@@Anon.G V3 is so fucking long
Spooky Filmz Ent. Get out of here dude
2:26 This one killed me
Lol
WawuwubravwawuwubravWAWUWU
Wuwavawuwuwuwavavuvueeyjdjfkd
0:34 before exam
0:25 after seeing Question paper
😂
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😐
1:48 "no real chickens were harmed while doing this video"
Spooky Filmz Ent. What is this?
@@YoungAlienBoy what?
@@YoungAlienBoy get this shit out of here
@@YoungAlienBoy ua-cam.com/video/2dbR2JZmlWo/v-deo.html
Dude, JuSt a jOke calm down
"He died what a sissy"
Every JoJo character who died except for the antagonists:
*mike wazowski face*
That man on the stadium meme is rather funny because mike wazowski meme is overused
I see, you're a man of culture as well.
Weeb
jojo is gay
@MEME GOD idk, it's almost 500 against 3, so it doesn't really look like "nobody cares", for me
1:37 I laughed so hard
1:39 when you are fighting with a strong enemy and won.
LMAO
1:38
“He died”
“what a sISsy”
@@crash9724 yeah same too lmao
@@crash9724 same I couldn't hold my laughter after I heard him say that XD
Every teacher in existence when the bullied kid kills himself.
I have to search what sissy means in arabic(noodle languages) ah made my day
2:28
Oooh Niiice!!!
"Now that's a lot of YTP!"
"How about a little more?"
"If Flying kitty still doesn't make more of these, let it DRY."
Lol
Oh man
I just commented something looks like your comment
I knew I'm not the only one who thought of this
Maybe I just need to let it *DRY*
@@Yomommajoe322 Hey it's Tyler1!
@@Zain69z Great minds think alike...
Meanwhile we over here are watching YTPs
@@iwanttoleavethisblank18 JUST LET IT DRY
00:26 my favourite line
1:10
How it feels getting a wrong question when you the top of your class
UA-cam:So how often do you get demonetized
Flying kitty: *Yes*
*demonized*
@@Alex_36 well he is right
ImBasicallyKing ua-cam.com/video/Q3L0gArhmaE/v-deo.html
Is Phil swift part of Taylor swift family tree?
Why is UA-cam asking the question?
"For free"
*well, give it to me.*
*FAST*
@Nba Johny no
@@Mondayz408 report him for spam please
@@modmenu_ I reported him already for hate speech
2020-2021 true saying:My life is completely fucked 😂😂
Fr tho
0:57 this part makes me laugh 😂
When you have to eat school food
“He died...”
*”WHAT A SISSY”*
You’re life is Completely Fucked up
YOU people DISGUST MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
watch Phil Swift watching pornhub: ua-cam.com/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/v-deo.html
I got rick roll................... nice
He died, what a sissy
Vs
Suicide is badass
Shelly Duvall: *exists*
*Now, that's a lot of damage.*
Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ua-cam.com/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/v-deo.html
@@gigachadatheist7144
Can't get me fucker.
Jalter's NP: *exist*
*Now, that's a lot of damage.*
@@YoungAlienBoy bruh sound affect
1:19 gets me every time
1:50
He built the worlds first chicken boat guys. Hes a total genius lmao. That part got me🤣
'Flex paste is jizz'
Me: 'So that's why it sticks so well!'
@@YoungAlienBoy no, i dont think i will
Spooky Filmz Ent. *no you nazis*
Nba Johny *no you nazis*
@Nba Johny gay
@@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off
The "Here's Johnny" scene was absolutely genius.
@Sophia Trujillo true
*stonks*
Bro I just saw you from life noggin, long beach griffy, Tyler Olivera, back guy and surreal entertainment
Again really ... why.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache fairy tails shit anime
1:47 HAD ME DYING😂😂😂
Phil Swift : *breaths* Flying Kitty: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!
Nba Johny *no*
Nba Johny no Johnny
@@gfinn1777 yes papa 😂
0:24 Is this how he breathes?
@Nba Johny bro scrue off homie get off dis comment section G 😅
0:37 it says "please stan me"
I Exist Yes no shit sherlock
*Y e s .*
0:57 made me dying in laughter 🤣😂🤣😂
“Your dreams have a meaning”
My dreams: 1:51
Chicken boat
1:45
chicken boat
I say It means you're gonna do something special
Can you actually build a chicken boat? 🤣
Nobody:
Phil Swift: **uses the power of letting it dry**
Water: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT HAT*
Phil Swift: Yes
Also phil swift : i even work underwater
*Kanye west intensifies*
@@brianpradipta7786 wAtEr
Everybody: Raping is super WRONG
1:39 Spartans when they yeet an "imperfect" baby off a cliff.
This is perfect!
@Jupiter Mapping even ai smarter than human using nanotechnology and this if happened ai has been ruining on ytp forum was too much too far insane
What a sissy
Spartans from the game halo?
@@greyknight4809 no, no. I am talking about ancient Greece spartans
0:54 has to be my favorite part XD
No one:
My Family while I'm dying to this at 3 am
-_-
Every guy who got sterilized be like:
*Hmm, yes, MILK*
*once its dry you may need to let it DRY*
Nba Johny **No**
*MILK!* I heard the whole thing!
You’re *EX-PIRED!*
"If your parents still dont love you, then you may need to let them die"
-phil Swift
@@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off bot
@Nba Johny You too
CommunistSquidward 420 don't worry fam just report those self promotion comments for spam
Spooky Filmz Ent. Shut up you are everywhere in this comment section.
@@firstnamelastname7244 don't worry I reported him for hate speech,oh you wanna know I reported him, because his music videos are crappy
I can't imagine how hard I laughed while watching this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The The Shining scene had me belly-laughing. It instantly made my top ten YTP moments.
Gordon Ramsay has a mental breakdown like so FlyingKitty can see
He already has it xdd
@@asurslet7811 No he hasen't
@@duchieu-ox2kg he already made one, heres the link ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@andreicanubida16yearsago9 Thanks,i hate it
@@andreicanubida16yearsago9 i got rickrolled in 2020
Mom: *Why is he crying?*
*Must be a girl matter*
Me:
1:10
00:12
Neeehhh
You can create a super strong gravity!
*proceeds to levitating*
0:54 flex paste tastes super sh*t
1:13 super strong gravity
0:37 “let’s do a little more damage”
Meanwhile in the news *psycho man does too much damage*
Yes why not
LOL
Phil: Flex tape tastes super shit.
Proceeds to eat it.
I LAUGHED SO HARD AND CRYING AT THE SAME: (1:48)
The fact it's censored is even funnier.
Flex Seal Product: **fails to stop leaks & doesn't work**
Phil Swift: My *LIFE* is completely
*_F U C K E D_*
@Aar Kay when flyingkitty upload new video and that fandom has finished detailed transcript
@Aar Kay light yamagami almost killed of entirely universe
At 1:08 btw
If no meme or ytp like this,this product will usefull in real life
he died
...
what a sissy
1:10 bro that’s me after I learn I’m adopted
I loved the scene where Stuart little was dying
0:20 that’s not even an edited scene. It’s the whole damn movie
Have I seen you before?
Wonk Screws Up on the Internet best fucking Phil swift edit of all time
Best movie evah
You Fucking Bitch.......
Wonk Screws Up on the Internet for some reason it’s all black .-.
0:57
This is me, trying to feed my little brother.
Lol 🤣
Feed your brother some flex paste
@@rosen0662
Hmm🤔
What a sissy😏
Yes
HAHA
1:29 “and when insects or rodents are getting into your ass, just f*king kill those unwanted pests”🤣😂😂😂
ª
Me, a guy with misophonia, when I have to eat with others at the dining table 1:09
1:10 situation of every student right now.
True
@@trooper0457 so many thanos buttplug using and now ant-man has using flex paste to disabling his buttplug
True
Not saying it’s THICK
Real
Everyone: Phil swift memes are dead
Flying kitty: *HOW BOUT A LITTLE MORE*
Fr
NOW THATS A LOT OF MEMES
DONT BE SHY PUT SOME MORE
Not funny
If u test it and people r still hating on Phil Swift memes, u may need to LET IT DRYYY!!!!!
0:55 - 1:30 i died on this part lmao
I AM DYING, PLEASE MOOORE OF THESE FLEX SEAL YTPs!!! :DDD
0:51
Phil Swift's reaction to seeing this
Y O U P E O P L E D I S G U S T M E
- F I L T H Y F R A N K
@@SuperMarioJesus i thought he was Billy Swift from fuck tape
@@SuperMarioJesus Hey I think I know that guy
0:26
Or maybe 1:10
Parents: Why don't you ever play with the neighbor's kid?
The Neighbor's Kid: 0:54
Yep
1:46
So true
Parents: atleast it teaches you to be healthy
The neighbor's kid: dies
Parents: atleast it teaches you how to be worthless
Me: kills myself
Parents: yeay
FIN.
-Phil Swift, for fuck tape
Isidro B. Thats unfair he eats flex paste then he doesnt want us to eat it too. So he means he’s the only one who can eat it?
At this point he isn't just giving people brain damage, he's becoming the brain damage.
Yes
Yess
No
Noo
Ye
Yee
N
N
2:20 the *wooow* always kills me for some reason XD
Ngl it’s good fr😂
0:24 the innocence in his eyes tho
"innocence"
It didn’t last very long though...
The innocents" procedes to terrorize the lasy from the shining
@@irrelevant2188 bruh you're liking your own comment
@@capybara9521 fuck you man. Just, shut the fuck up
"he died. what a sissy"
every jojo character death (except speedwagon)
Speedwagon died to from natural causes
@@mattmetawolf8634
That's what makes him a real man. Surviving not only Dio, but the Pillar Men as well.
**cries in Bucciarati**
@@jojo._.586 *laughs in diavolo*
@@coolsnowmanjoe9380 but jotaro also survived dio and Joseph also survived the pillar mangs
1:41 was the funniest🤣
"To show you the power of flex paste. I KILLED THIS CHICKEN!"
SISSY, MORE LIKE SUSSY
WoOo
"R@ping is super wrong"
The only thing I can actually agree on a YTP vid.
Imagine if the real Phil Swift watched these...
He would saw them and repair it with flex tape 😂
He did
He did
I wish
A Cat he did
Me: **hits elbow on table**
Entire nervous system: 0:58
More like 1:10
@@amaregularalienowo3972 a commerical robotics droid be like a 0:02
1:48 My humour is messed up 😂😂😂😂😂
0:21 heres philly
toddler: sees small object
also toddler: 0:57
Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ua-cam.com/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/v-deo.html
@@YoungAlienBoy uhhhhm wtf are you doing here
This is the first comment
to really make me 😂
Indiaball no I’m good
1:10 Every depressed teenager ever
Yes
I’m in 3rd grade and I kinda feel like that
Colin's Corner 3rd grade? The f you’re like 9.
If only the depression went away once I became an adult
It only got worse
The shining part was the best by far!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I miss year 2020
0:24 that escalated quickly
0:37
I could physically feel the pain 🤪
UUUF
My favorite part of the video.
Scream
"You can make super strong gravity."
_floats away as if there was no gravity at all_
My life is completely fucked. :,)
Where did he go?
*Phil swift starts chopping door with axe*
*lady cuts his hand*
Phil swift: YOU FUCKING BITCH
Also Phil Swift: *grabs chainsaw and proceeds to cut down door even more*
Phil Swift Again: *grab 4 chainsaws and starts cutting down door*
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: It's nothing.
My brain: 1:29-1:41
0:57 luul
Phil swift: *shows off chicken boat he invented*
KFC: i ' l l t a k e y o u r
e n t i r e s t o c k
I want five of em
I want millions of them
69 likes
1:10 My LIFE is completely FUCKED
When you get bad grade :
Relatable
everyone when covid struck 1:10
OOF FOR PHIL
Bro that’s me after my mom tells me I’m adopted
1:10 cured my depression
Teacher: why are you laughing
Me: oh nothing
My brain: _WHAT A SISSY_
1:40 Everyone after killing ice age baby
"But once its on" 😂
What a sissy
@@jojohi7737 the meme history become bad timeline
1:53 Me presenting my project to the class
Ha lol
1:55
2:30
Lol
Teacher: E
And when hackers and cookies are getting into a computer software's processor
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
She died
WHAT A SISSY
That shining part is literally the modern Stanley Kubrick comedy
Mom: why you dont play with the neighbours kid?
The neighbours kid: 1:46
Man I'm fucking dead😂😂😂😂
Jeez
0:16*
1:50
😂🤣
Phil Swift's new product is a banger
0:37 Chainsaw Man S2 is looking fire.