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  • @Milkisfake
    @Milkisfake 4 роки тому +6357

    Girlfriend: he's probably thinking about other women
    Him:

  • @Franino
    @Franino 4 роки тому +10105

    "He died, what a sissy"
    Reminds me of
    "Remember son, dying is gay"

    • @borivoje644
      @borivoje644 4 роки тому +187

      Ah yes enslaved TF2 SFM

    • @biniboii
      @biniboii 4 роки тому +24

      U have 69 likes.
      I can't... i'm not able to...

    • @biniboii
      @biniboii 4 роки тому +23

      WAIT WHAT! I JUST COMMENTED AND IT GONE UP FROM 69 TO 80 REAL QUICK!

    • @feindmaster0249
      @feindmaster0249 4 роки тому +10

      @@biniboii impossible

    • @RabidRango
      @RabidRango 4 роки тому +3

      yes

  • @Verzero
    @Verzero 2 роки тому +971

    1:23 "it gets super tight" had me dying

  • @Sarril101
    @Sarril101 2 роки тому +93

    "Let's do more damage!"
    Picks 4 chainsaws
    👌

  • @thegreatjustinian1298
    @thegreatjustinian1298 4 роки тому +4314

    Me: *lauging*
    Teacher: What's so funny?
    Me: Nothing.
    "He died, what a sissy!"

  • @davidcwk01
    @davidcwk01 4 роки тому +2770

    “I T C U M S TO T H E S U R F A C E”
    -Philly Cheese Swift for Flex Paste

  • @thatfarmdude990
    @thatfarmdude990 3 роки тому +247

    1:44
    I killed this chicken 🐔😂
    "Chicken screams)
    Poor chicken, at least I can eat dinner tonight and make it a boat too 😁🥺

  • @xx_the_legion10_xx
    @xx_the_legion10_xx Рік тому +176

    0:53 got me laughing for at least 10 minutes

  • @eric_boester4300
    @eric_boester4300 4 роки тому +16078

    I fear the demons that possess flying kitty.

    • @deputyhobbs9683
      @deputyhobbs9683 4 роки тому +532

      They're funny at the very least.

    • @michael_elise
      @michael_elise 4 роки тому +415

      Flying Kitty IS the demon

    • @FurriesAintGood
      @FurriesAintGood 4 роки тому +284

      The demons dont possess flying kitty. Flying kitty posseses them.

    • @alexhoe02
      @alexhoe02 4 роки тому +28

      SuperiorGamer56 best YTP ever lmao

    • @penguin7554
      @penguin7554 4 роки тому +10

      LUL

  • @denontown
    @denontown 4 роки тому +1780

    “he died, what a sissy”
    suicidal teens : rethinking noises

    • @roziifoxx549
      @roziifoxx549 4 роки тому +34

      That part was the funniest to Me xD

    • @livd7525
      @livd7525 4 роки тому +2

      @@roziifoxx549 same

    • @ServetS
      @ServetS 4 роки тому +13

      2:28

    • @JayXYZFN
      @JayXYZFN 4 роки тому

      Valentine I definitely don’t know what you mean XD

    • @KeedGmaer
      @KeedGmaer 4 роки тому

      Valentine more like millennials.

  • @skydude3176
    @skydude3176 3 роки тому +389

    0:15 that part killed me XD

  • @ninnyplayz
    @ninnyplayz Рік тому +195

    2:30 this killed me. I'm dying of my laughter. I laughed for an hour straight

    • @caseyoliver165
      @caseyoliver165 11 місяців тому

      What's funny about that? That is the stupidest commercial that I've ever seen and it's disgusting and that is stupid and what dirty perverted mind that people have these days and I don't know why I came to this site but I'm just passing through and then I saw this weird commercial and you all are sick minded people for real.

  • @Unknown-tx1gj
    @Unknown-tx1gj 4 роки тому +5347

    “Raping is SUPER WRONG”
    The only sentence he said that is correct in this video.

    • @sekutofu6471
      @sekutofu6471 4 роки тому +211

      and that's a fact

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 роки тому +228

      @@YoungAlienBoy You seriously advertise by trying to get others to hate you, while those who don't fall for the ad still hate you?

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +25

      @@Ze_eT
      Ikr... We speedrun that crap by getting straight to the ending- Hating that guy's weird, possibly homophobic comment.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +4

      Miss Duck, agreed.

    • @ALPHACIPHER
      @ALPHACIPHER 4 роки тому +41

      @@YoungAlienBoy Well, here's the rude comment you're looking for:
      Get lost, freakazoid.

  • @Skrumpel
    @Skrumpel 4 роки тому +1740

    "Raping is super wrong."
    "But once it's on,"
    "It gets *super tight."*
    *"Even in the toughest conditions."*

  • @Kingrome777
    @Kingrome777 2 роки тому +55

    0:24 never fails to make me laugh

  • @pentuf7854
    @pentuf7854 Рік тому +122

    "He died"
    "What a sissy!"

  • @nakar882
    @nakar882 4 роки тому +520

    “Flex paste is jizz”
    -Einestein

    • @atgplayer1284
      @atgplayer1284 4 роки тому +2

      "einestein"

    • @weeb69
      @weeb69 4 роки тому +5

      Zweistein*

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 роки тому +1

      “Ay talk shit about me again and you fucking die..... wait are you writing this shit down”
      -Phil swift

    • @glitch_trout8296
      @glitch_trout8296 4 роки тому

      Nice

    • @cedgeemo9838
      @cedgeemo9838 4 роки тому

      that is how it works

  • @hatenayousei
    @hatenayousei 4 роки тому +696

    "he died. what a sissy"
    me when any character dies in danganronpa, joking about it to try to hide my sadness

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 4 роки тому +1

      I'm watching v3 rn, it's taking a while to get a death

    • @malevolentmax7171
      @malevolentmax7171 4 роки тому +2

      @@Anon.G naegi dies

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 4 роки тому

      @@mcall9800 well yeah the show only has a few episodes Vs the games especially v3 which are long as fuck

    • @malevolentmax7171
      @malevolentmax7171 4 роки тому

      @@Anon.G V3 is so fucking long

    • @thatoneguy8412
      @thatoneguy8412 4 роки тому +3

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Get out of here dude

  • @savetheevo
    @savetheevo 2 роки тому +105

    2:26 This one killed me

  • @Pikachu69_90
    @Pikachu69_90 3 роки тому +74

    0:34 before exam
    0:25 after seeing Question paper
    😂

  • @temez9204
    @temez9204 4 роки тому +502

    1:48 "no real chickens were harmed while doing this video"

    • @alexhoe02
      @alexhoe02 4 роки тому +2

      Spooky Filmz Ent. What is this?

    • @yes.2875
      @yes.2875 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy what?

    • @A.Froster
      @A.Froster 4 роки тому +5

      @@YoungAlienBoy get this shit out of here

    • @_blank_3049
      @_blank_3049 4 роки тому +2

      @@YoungAlienBoy ua-cam.com/video/2dbR2JZmlWo/v-deo.html

    • @Goon_Lagoon69420
      @Goon_Lagoon69420 4 роки тому

      Dude, JuSt a jOke calm down

  • @fytrik9279
    @fytrik9279 4 роки тому +618

    "He died what a sissy"
    Every JoJo character who died except for the antagonists:
    *mike wazowski face*

    • @takashimizutani1808
      @takashimizutani1808 4 роки тому +2

      That man on the stadium meme is rather funny because mike wazowski meme is overused

    • @hoclok4121
      @hoclok4121 4 роки тому +5

      I see, you're a man of culture as well.

    • @clarisa.a7174
      @clarisa.a7174 4 роки тому +1

      Weeb

    • @shodplays1466
      @shodplays1466 4 роки тому +4

      jojo is gay

    • @rove8620
      @rove8620 4 роки тому

      @MEME GOD idk, it's almost 500 against 3, so it doesn't really look like "nobody cares", for me

  • @shivaarjeeawon8806
    @shivaarjeeawon8806 3 роки тому +45

    1:37 I laughed so hard

  • @w-1169
    @w-1169 2 роки тому +23

    1:39 when you are fighting with a strong enemy and won.

  • @sofiryu9697
    @sofiryu9697 4 роки тому +682

    1:38
    “He died”
    “what a sISsy”

    • @astastaria5226
      @astastaria5226 4 роки тому +4

      @@crash9724 yeah same too lmao

    • @iwenttoohio5045
      @iwenttoohio5045 4 роки тому +5

      @@crash9724 same I couldn't hold my laughter after I heard him say that XD

    • @henrymalcolm4263
      @henrymalcolm4263 4 роки тому +5

      Every teacher in existence when the bullied kid kills himself.

    • @itsfadixx
      @itsfadixx 4 роки тому +2

      I have to search what sissy means in arabic(noodle languages) ah made my day

    • @ServetS
      @ServetS 4 роки тому +4

      2:28

  • @enderben2805
    @enderben2805 4 роки тому +2395

    Oooh Niiice!!!
    "Now that's a lot of YTP!"
    "How about a little more?"
    "If Flying kitty still doesn't make more of these, let it DRY."

    • @Yomommajoe322
      @Yomommajoe322 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Zain69z
      @Zain69z 4 роки тому +12

      Oh man
      I just commented something looks like your comment
      I knew I'm not the only one who thought of this
      Maybe I just need to let it *DRY*

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 роки тому

      @@Yomommajoe322 Hey it's Tyler1!

    • @enderben2805
      @enderben2805 4 роки тому

      @@Zain69z Great minds think alike...
      Meanwhile we over here are watching YTPs

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 роки тому +1

      @@iwanttoleavethisblank18 JUST LET IT DRY

  • @CCOnyx
    @CCOnyx Рік тому +14

    00:26 my favourite line

  • @quandaledingle9291
    @quandaledingle9291 2 роки тому +29

    1:10
    How it feels getting a wrong question when you the top of your class

  • @memphismadeej4665
    @memphismadeej4665 4 роки тому +722

    UA-cam:So how often do you get demonetized
    Flying kitty: *Yes*

    • @Alex_36
      @Alex_36 4 роки тому +16

      *demonized*

    • @hncns1981
      @hncns1981 4 роки тому +9

      @@Alex_36 well he is right

    • @musicisimportant5699
      @musicisimportant5699 4 роки тому

      ImBasicallyKing ua-cam.com/video/Q3L0gArhmaE/v-deo.html

    • @scribblesmeboi
      @scribblesmeboi 4 роки тому +2

      Is Phil swift part of Taylor swift family tree?

    • @rdsiddarth7835
      @rdsiddarth7835 4 роки тому +1

      Why is UA-cam asking the question?

  • @modmenu_
    @modmenu_ 4 роки тому +317

    "For free"
    *well, give it to me.*
    *FAST*

    • @Mondayz408
      @Mondayz408 4 роки тому

      @Nba Johny no

    • @modmenu_
      @modmenu_ 4 роки тому

      @@Mondayz408 report him for spam please

    • @caderockgrajales2224
      @caderockgrajales2224 4 роки тому

      @@modmenu_ I reported him already for hate speech

  • @GetRekdFrLyF
    @GetRekdFrLyF 3 роки тому +42

    2020-2021 true saying:My life is completely fucked 😂😂

  • @LDR265
    @LDR265 2 роки тому +50

    0:57 this part makes me laugh 😂

    • @DarkPyrox99
      @DarkPyrox99 2 роки тому +5

      When you have to eat school food

  • @Dicipal
    @Dicipal 4 роки тому +629

    “He died...”
    *”WHAT A SISSY”*

    • @RUNIFLAVOR76
      @RUNIFLAVOR76 4 роки тому +10

      You’re life is Completely Fucked up

    • @joelpelletier4587
      @joelpelletier4587 4 роки тому +5

      YOU people DISGUST MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    • @davepanpa4532
      @davepanpa4532 4 роки тому +3

      watch Phil Swift watching pornhub: ua-cam.com/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/v-deo.html

    • @kevtheman6747
      @kevtheman6747 4 роки тому +3

      I got rick roll................... nice

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 4 роки тому +2

      He died, what a sissy
      Vs
      Suicide is badass

  • @JunGaGotoku
    @JunGaGotoku 4 роки тому +521

    Shelly Duvall: *exists*
    *Now, that's a lot of damage.*

    • @gigachadatheist7144
      @gigachadatheist7144 4 роки тому +1

      Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ua-cam.com/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/v-deo.html

    • @JunGaGotoku
      @JunGaGotoku 4 роки тому +2

      @@gigachadatheist7144
      Can't get me fucker.

    • @yuhuu8160
      @yuhuu8160 4 роки тому +1

      Jalter's NP: *exist*
      *Now, that's a lot of damage.*

    • @just_zeth
      @just_zeth 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy bruh sound affect

  • @_TummyAcheSurvivor_
    @_TummyAcheSurvivor_ 2 роки тому +45

    1:19 gets me every time

  • @thatproyt1463
    @thatproyt1463 Рік тому +8

    1:50
    He built the worlds first chicken boat guys. Hes a total genius lmao. That part got me🤣

  • @Mattisnipe
    @Mattisnipe 4 роки тому +385

    'Flex paste is jizz'
    Me: 'So that's why it sticks so well!'

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +4613

    The "Here's Johnny" scene was absolutely genius.

    • @tuf2500
      @tuf2500 4 роки тому +26

      @Sophia Trujillo true

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +17

      *stonks*

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 4 роки тому +15

      Bro I just saw you from life noggin, long beach griffy, Tyler Olivera, back guy and surreal entertainment

    • @seletron8291
      @seletron8291 4 роки тому +8

      Again really ... why.

    • @awesomesauce91169
      @awesomesauce91169 4 роки тому

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache fairy tails shit anime

  • @CarlowAcrossTheWorld
    @CarlowAcrossTheWorld 2 роки тому +41

    1:47 HAD ME DYING😂😂😂

  • @McBruch
    @McBruch 4 роки тому +327

    Phil Swift : *breaths* Flying Kitty: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!

    • @prankest7440
      @prankest7440 4 роки тому +2

      Nba Johny *no*

    • @gfinn1777
      @gfinn1777 4 роки тому +2

      Nba Johny no Johnny

    • @itsCynos
      @itsCynos 4 роки тому +2

      @@gfinn1777 yes papa 😂

    • @No-yt9iv
      @No-yt9iv 4 роки тому +5

      0:24 Is this how he breathes?

    • @Zero-lg8xn
      @Zero-lg8xn 4 роки тому +2

      @Nba Johny bro scrue off homie get off dis comment section G 😅

  • @Callist0
    @Callist0 4 роки тому +261

    0:37 it says "please stan me"

  • @Greennakedbath2828
    @Greennakedbath2828 Рік тому +12

    0:57 made me dying in laughter 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @pigeonmilk119
    @pigeonmilk119 3 роки тому +440

    “Your dreams have a meaning”
    My dreams: 1:51

  • @bwomph
    @bwomph 4 роки тому +678

    Nobody:
    Phil Swift: **uses the power of letting it dry**
    Water: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT HAT*

  • @santhoshsridhar5887
    @santhoshsridhar5887 4 роки тому +550

    1:39 Spartans when they yeet an "imperfect" baby off a cliff.

    • @cadetcrockett2276
      @cadetcrockett2276 4 роки тому +5

      This is perfect!

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @Jupiter Mapping even ai smarter than human using nanotechnology and this if happened ai has been ruining on ytp forum was too much too far insane

    • @Cmpunk_Fanatic
      @Cmpunk_Fanatic 4 роки тому

      What a sissy

    • @greyknight4809
      @greyknight4809 4 роки тому +1

      Spartans from the game halo?

    • @santhoshsridhar5887
      @santhoshsridhar5887 4 роки тому +4

      @@greyknight4809 no, no. I am talking about ancient Greece spartans

  • @Judge_M3ntall
    @Judge_M3ntall 3 роки тому +11

    0:54 has to be my favorite part XD

  • @jmx2r461
    @jmx2r461 3 роки тому +10

    No one:
    My Family while I'm dying to this at 3 am
    -_-

  • @V_luv22
    @V_luv22 4 роки тому +482

    Every guy who got sterilized be like:
    *Hmm, yes, MILK*

    • @thewarden8420
      @thewarden8420 4 роки тому +15

      *once its dry you may need to let it DRY*

    • @prankest7440
      @prankest7440 4 роки тому +2

      Nba Johny **No**

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 4 роки тому

      *MILK!* I heard the whole thing!
      You’re *EX-PIRED!*

  • @DuckTDuckmaster
    @DuckTDuckmaster 4 роки тому +618

    "If your parents still dont love you, then you may need to let them die"
    -phil Swift

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 4 роки тому +11

      @@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off bot

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 4 роки тому +5

      @Nba Johny You too

    • @LordTerias
      @LordTerias 4 роки тому +2

      CommunistSquidward 420 don't worry fam just report those self promotion comments for spam

    • @thatoneguy8412
      @thatoneguy8412 4 роки тому

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Shut up you are everywhere in this comment section.

    • @caderockgrajales2224
      @caderockgrajales2224 4 роки тому

      @@firstnamelastname7244 don't worry I reported him for hate speech,oh you wanna know I reported him, because his music videos are crappy

  • @shadowwolf6890
    @shadowwolf6890 Рік тому +26

    I can't imagine how hard I laughed while watching this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathanbarber1870
    @jonathanbarber1870 2 роки тому +8

    The The Shining scene had me belly-laughing. It instantly made my top ten YTP moments.

  • @nidalkorkmaz9567
    @nidalkorkmaz9567 4 роки тому +2205

    Gordon Ramsay has a mental breakdown like so FlyingKitty can see

    • @asurslet7811
      @asurslet7811 4 роки тому +13

      He already has it xdd

    • @duchieu-ox2kg
      @duchieu-ox2kg 4 роки тому +7

      @@asurslet7811 No he hasen't

    • @andreicanubida16yearsago9
      @andreicanubida16yearsago9 4 роки тому +38

      @@duchieu-ox2kg he already made one, heres the link ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @duchieu-ox2kg
      @duchieu-ox2kg 4 роки тому +8

      @@andreicanubida16yearsago9 Thanks,i hate it

    • @PopAwesomeJesusislife
      @PopAwesomeJesusislife 4 роки тому +14

      @@andreicanubida16yearsago9 i got rickrolled in 2020

  • @timcrook5569
    @timcrook5569 3 роки тому +812

    Mom: *Why is he crying?*
    *Must be a girl matter*
    Me:

  • @themoistcarpet
    @themoistcarpet 2 роки тому +4

    You can create a super strong gravity!
    *proceeds to levitating*

  • @johnmyrick9357
    @johnmyrick9357 2 роки тому +7

    0:54 flex paste tastes super sh*t
    1:13 super strong gravity

  • @justsomeplantcells-
    @justsomeplantcells- 3 роки тому +343

    0:37 “let’s do a little more damage”

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 роки тому +9

      Meanwhile in the news *psycho man does too much damage*

    • @SAFIS448
      @SAFIS448 3 роки тому +6

      Yes why not

    • @noahgreen3411
      @noahgreen3411 3 роки тому +2

      LOL

  • @blitxwld3109
    @blitxwld3109 2 роки тому +7

    Phil: Flex tape tastes super shit.
    Proceeds to eat it.

  • @ShadowXD69
    @ShadowXD69 3 роки тому +25

    I LAUGHED SO HARD AND CRYING AT THE SAME: (1:48)

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому

      The fact it's censored is even funnier.

  • @stellerprime
    @stellerprime 4 роки тому +1037

    Flex Seal Product: **fails to stop leaks & doesn't work**
    Phil Swift: My *LIFE* is completely
    *_F U C K E D_*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +2

      @Aar Kay when flyingkitty upload new video and that fandom has finished detailed transcript

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @Aar Kay light yamagami almost killed of entirely universe

    • @peterkoster9390
      @peterkoster9390 4 роки тому +1

      At 1:08 btw

    • @Aimar-ek2kv
      @Aimar-ek2kv 4 роки тому +1

      If no meme or ytp like this,this product will usefull in real life

    • @beansoup2289
      @beansoup2289 4 роки тому +4

      he died
      ...
      what a sissy

  • @gamez-galore-and-more-stud7294
    @gamez-galore-and-more-stud7294 3 роки тому +7

    1:10 bro that’s me after I learn I’m adopted

  • @crunchyskin4750
    @crunchyskin4750 Рік тому +2

    I loved the scene where Stuart little was dying

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 роки тому +251

    0:20 that’s not even an edited scene. It’s the whole damn movie

    • @justanotherlolilover5590
      @justanotherlolilover5590 4 роки тому +5

      Have I seen you before?

    • @alexhoe02
      @alexhoe02 4 роки тому +5

      Wonk Screws Up on the Internet best fucking Phil swift edit of all time

    • @RisingDeath
      @RisingDeath 4 роки тому

      Best movie evah

    • @HarshSingh-ym4bt
      @HarshSingh-ym4bt 4 роки тому +5

      You Fucking Bitch.......

    • @mxrcy1
      @mxrcy1 4 роки тому

      Wonk Screws Up on the Internet for some reason it’s all black .-.

  • @GreatestGoose
    @GreatestGoose 3 роки тому +289

    0:57
    This is me, trying to feed my little brother.

  • @vleax7062
    @vleax7062 2 роки тому +2

    1:29 “and when insects or rodents are getting into your ass, just f*king kill those unwanted pests”🤣😂😂😂

  • @arpitkumarsingh509
    @arpitkumarsingh509 2 роки тому +3

    Me, a guy with misophonia, when I have to eat with others at the dining table 1:09

  • @dreadin8or808
    @dreadin8or808 4 роки тому +350

    1:10 situation of every student right now.

  • @somehomelessman4908
    @somehomelessman4908 4 роки тому +826

    Everyone: Phil swift memes are dead
    Flying kitty: *HOW BOUT A LITTLE MORE*

  • @indonesiandude420
    @indonesiandude420 2 роки тому +7

    0:55 - 1:30 i died on this part lmao

  • @michalcz123
    @michalcz123 7 місяців тому +3

    I AM DYING, PLEASE MOOORE OF THESE FLEX SEAL YTPs!!! :DDD

  • @MrSteelman335
    @MrSteelman335 3 роки тому +543

    0:51
    Phil Swift's reaction to seeing this

    • @SuperMarioJesus
      @SuperMarioJesus 3 роки тому +24

      Y O U P E O P L E D I S G U S T M E
      - F I L T H Y F R A N K

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +7

      @@SuperMarioJesus i thought he was Billy Swift from fuck tape

    • @pinkguycomments69
      @pinkguycomments69 3 роки тому

      @@SuperMarioJesus Hey I think I know that guy

    • @oh_no_no_no
      @oh_no_no_no 2 роки тому +2

      0:26

    • @urdaddy988
      @urdaddy988 2 роки тому

      Or maybe 1:10

  • @bool8705
    @bool8705 3 роки тому +1708

    Parents: Why don't you ever play with the neighbor's kid?
    The Neighbor's Kid: 0:54

    • @panzerofthelake3322
      @panzerofthelake3322 3 роки тому +18

      Yep

    • @knutos3295
      @knutos3295 3 роки тому +102

      1:46

    • @lazaroskar6841
      @lazaroskar6841 3 роки тому +5

      So true

    • @theebloxinator
      @theebloxinator 3 роки тому +20

      Parents: atleast it teaches you to be healthy
      The neighbor's kid: dies
      Parents: atleast it teaches you how to be worthless
      Me: kills myself
      Parents: yeay
      FIN.
      -Phil Swift, for fuck tape

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music 3 роки тому +4

      Isidro B. Thats unfair he eats flex paste then he doesnt want us to eat it too. So he means he’s the only one who can eat it?

  • @lordshotgun7168
    @lordshotgun7168 2 роки тому +13

    At this point he isn't just giving people brain damage, he's becoming the brain damage.

  • @Vulc4nium
    @Vulc4nium 2 роки тому +5

    2:20 the *wooow* always kills me for some reason XD

  • @Trogargy
    @Trogargy 3 роки тому +2129

    0:24 the innocence in his eyes tho

    • @rockylag
      @rockylag 3 роки тому +83

      "innocence"

    • @irrelevant2188
      @irrelevant2188 3 роки тому +65

      It didn’t last very long though...

    • @collectedconcerns3565
      @collectedconcerns3565 3 роки тому +27

      The innocents" procedes to terrorize the lasy from the shining

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 роки тому +7

      @@irrelevant2188 bruh you're liking your own comment

    • @foreman_spike
      @foreman_spike 3 роки тому +14

      @@capybara9521 fuck you man. Just, shut the fuck up

  • @Subscribersnodignity
    @Subscribersnodignity 4 роки тому +181

    "he died. what a sissy"
    every jojo character death (except speedwagon)

    • @mattmetawolf8634
      @mattmetawolf8634 4 роки тому +2

      Speedwagon died to from natural causes

    • @coolsnowmanjoe9380
      @coolsnowmanjoe9380 4 роки тому +6

      @@mattmetawolf8634
      That's what makes him a real man. Surviving not only Dio, but the Pillar Men as well.

    • @jojo._.586
      @jojo._.586 4 роки тому +5

      **cries in Bucciarati**

    • @mattmetawolf8634
      @mattmetawolf8634 4 роки тому +2

      @@jojo._.586 *laughs in diavolo*

    • @mattmetawolf8634
      @mattmetawolf8634 4 роки тому

      @@coolsnowmanjoe9380 but jotaro also survived dio and Joseph also survived the pillar mangs

  • @commanderruv8869
    @commanderruv8869 2 роки тому +22

    1:41 was the funniest🤣
    "To show you the power of flex paste. I KILLED THIS CHICKEN!"

  • @mgamer0164
    @mgamer0164 3 місяці тому +2

    "R@ping is super wrong"
    The only thing I can actually agree on a YTP vid.

  • @MunciMunci
    @MunciMunci 3 роки тому +830

    Imagine if the real Phil Swift watched these...

  • @PlagusTheImposter
    @PlagusTheImposter 4 роки тому +359

    Me: **hits elbow on table**
    Entire nervous system: 0:58

    • @alwaystired2452
      @alwaystired2452 4 роки тому +29

      More like 1:10

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@amaregularalienowo3972 a commerical robotics droid be like a 0:02

  • @Notthekidwhoasked64
    @Notthekidwhoasked64 4 місяці тому +3

    1:48 My humour is messed up 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @medic_memer
    @medic_memer 3 місяці тому +2

    0:21 heres philly

  • @trumpet_boooi
    @trumpet_boooi 4 роки тому +291

    toddler: sees small object
    also toddler: 0:57

    • @gigachadatheist7144
      @gigachadatheist7144 4 роки тому

      Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ua-cam.com/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/v-deo.html

    • @unfunnyman1599
      @unfunnyman1599 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy uhhhhm wtf are you doing here

    • @Xenodran
      @Xenodran 4 роки тому

      This is the first comment
      to really make me 😂

    • @xx_elite-savage0781
      @xx_elite-savage0781 4 роки тому

      Indiaball no I’m good

  • @Kylinity
    @Kylinity 4 роки тому +213

    1:10 Every depressed teenager ever

    • @riftyzlol
      @riftyzlol 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @ogspiritreal3785
      @ogspiritreal3785 4 роки тому

      I’m in 3rd grade and I kinda feel like that

    • @markassbrownie
      @markassbrownie 4 роки тому

      Colin's Corner 3rd grade? The f you’re like 9.

    • @Linkmasterson
      @Linkmasterson 4 роки тому

      If only the depression went away once I became an adult
      It only got worse

  • @mechawolfstudios4737
    @mechawolfstudios4737 Рік тому +2

    The shining part was the best by far!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @i_love_gay_corn_69
    @i_love_gay_corn_69 Рік тому +3

    I miss year 2020

  • @Unknowniiwjsjsjaja
    @Unknowniiwjsjsjaja 4 роки тому +271

    0:24 that escalated quickly

  • @SolisFactor
    @SolisFactor 4 роки тому +67

    "You can make super strong gravity."
    _floats away as if there was no gravity at all_

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya 4 роки тому +4

      My life is completely fucked. :,)

    • @rafaelwilfredo7806
      @rafaelwilfredo7806 4 роки тому

      Where did he go?

    • @scorch710
      @scorch710 4 роки тому

      *Phil swift starts chopping door with axe*
      *lady cuts his hand*
      Phil swift: YOU FUCKING BITCH
      Also Phil Swift: *grabs chainsaw and proceeds to cut down door even more*
      Phil Swift Again: *grab 4 chainsaws and starts cutting down door*

  • @ollieminecraft
    @ollieminecraft 10 місяців тому +2

    Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me: It's nothing.
    My brain: 1:29-1:41

  • @SwagNeverDies55
    @SwagNeverDies55 3 роки тому +6

    0:57 luul

  • @VaporwaveyVibes
    @VaporwaveyVibes 3 роки тому +164

    Phil swift: *shows off chicken boat he invented*
    KFC: i ' l l t a k e y o u r
    e n t i r e s t o c k

  • @commanderbly6866
    @commanderbly6866 3 роки тому +617

    1:10 My LIFE is completely FUCKED

  • @bnsfandmaerskline4949
    @bnsfandmaerskline4949 Рік тому +4

    1:10 cured my depression

  • @WolfKing25
    @WolfKing25 3 роки тому +1

    Teacher: why are you laughing
    Me: oh nothing
    My brain: _WHAT A SISSY_

  • @santhoshsridhar5887
    @santhoshsridhar5887 4 роки тому +369

    1:40 Everyone after killing ice age baby

    • @jojohi7737
      @jojohi7737 4 роки тому

      "But once its on" 😂

    • @Renstimp06
      @Renstimp06 4 роки тому

      What a sissy

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@jojohi7737 the meme history become bad timeline

  • @applboy_
    @applboy_ 4 роки тому +796

    1:53 Me presenting my project to the class

  • @cookiegraywolfandcoyote31
    @cookiegraywolfandcoyote31 2 роки тому +2

    And when hackers and cookies are getting into a computer software's processor

  • @chanceForNotBeingRapper
    @chanceForNotBeingRapper 2 роки тому +4

    That shining part is literally the modern Stanley Kubrick comedy

  • @eucaliptus9099
    @eucaliptus9099 4 роки тому +691

    Mom: why you dont play with the neighbours kid?
    The neighbours kid: 1:46

  • @Patrickwwy2168
    @Patrickwwy2168 Рік тому +2

    Phil Swift's new product is a banger

  • @Ehnosigudcuhsinudisgudcuskinuh
    @Ehnosigudcuhsinudisgudcuskinuh 7 місяців тому +2

    0:37 Chainsaw Man S2 is looking fire.