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  • @femalerapmonster6713
    @femalerapmonster6713  6 років тому +5624

    check out my new vid if you like :) it kinda short tho :)))
    ua-cam.com/video/Hx7TcO_YvYE/v-deo.html

    • @moafighting1597
      @moafighting1597 6 років тому +14

      Min Wendy you can't assume hopekook jimin is also from Busan

    • @soobpurin
      @soobpurin 6 років тому +6

      Min Wendy You really did a great job!! I'm choking in holy water cause I never see that lyrics but then after I watch this I laughing so hardddddddddd..... I love this!!!!!! Make more please!!!!!!!!!! And now I subscribe youuuuu.. (LOL... Sorry)

    • @kaifromexo8514
      @kaifromexo8514 6 років тому +1

      Min Wendy I love your edits 😂in this vid

    • @aishwwaryatadepalli2301
      @aishwwaryatadepalli2301 6 років тому

      Min Wendy nice job min wendy. So interesting funny video.

    • @angelinatran8516
      @angelinatran8516 6 років тому +1

      Me too I’m confused too but I pass out more than 1 time

  • @vampyo
    @vampyo 7 років тому +1771

    2:48 Its true though...

    • @alexandraturner6610
      @alexandraturner6610 7 років тому +25

      Would you like suga with that tae Yes. He is not wrong.
      Someone pass the holy water.

    • @Paperflower.
      @Paperflower. 7 років тому +20

      Alexandra Turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i hope my neighbors don't knock at my door because of my dying goat like laugh

    • @alexandraturner6610
      @alexandraturner6610 7 років тому +5

      Paperflower Relatable. 😊😂
      Just show them this video and I doubt they'll bother you.

    • @Paperflower.
      @Paperflower. 7 років тому +2

      Alexandra Turner haha thx. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bffhaos3230
      @bffhaos3230 7 років тому +41

      Would you like suga with that tae ur username is life lmao

  • @sivvlogsx4949
    @sivvlogsx4949 5 років тому +9171

    2:00
    RM: The most lonely creature in the world
    Jungkook: IM A WHALE

  • @asteria3450
    @asteria3450 3 роки тому +1504

    RM: “im pure”
    The song expensive girl: *did you forget about me ;)?*

  • @flavia_perera8153
    @flavia_perera8153 3 роки тому +1934

    Jin is,
    Worldwide handsome
    Worldwide cutie
    Worldwide innocent

    • @whenchaenniegotmorechemist4446
      @whenchaenniegotmorechemist4446 3 роки тому +94

      Holy Jin 🤚

    • @Rout_fams
      @Rout_fams 3 роки тому +75

      Please he is the only person who is not so blunt in that group-

    • @yashoswathi5307
      @yashoswathi5307 3 роки тому +50

      Oh I think you didn't know about the namjin song huh 😂😂

    • @Rout_fams
      @Rout_fams 3 роки тому +28

      @@yashoswathi5307 that isn't jin lol

    • @ValJ_29
      @ValJ_29 3 роки тому +25

      He's a pure gentleman too 💜😌

  • @seokcookiee3695
    @seokcookiee3695 7 років тому +446

    YOONGI BETTER CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THAT TONGUE

    • @tianshi8321
      @tianshi8321 7 років тому

      Cookietheweeb lol yess 😂😂😝👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @kyoxtohru112
      @kyoxtohru112 7 років тому +1

      I thought it was V we had to worry about with his tongue.

    • @dovebriar4992
      @dovebriar4992 7 років тому

      BOI

    • @joancat2364
      @joancat2364 7 років тому

      Cookietheweeb better not 🙈

    • @elisa11041
      @elisa11041 7 років тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @socialanatomy
    @socialanatomy 4 роки тому +3549

    Rap Monster: I *wont* ever *change* my name *never* ever ever
    Now
    Namjoon: *regrets his life decisons*

    • @miichaverse
      @miichaverse 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lissv2793
      @lissv2793 4 роки тому +55

      Well, the song's title is 'joke', so it explains everything

    • @choiyeonjun4428
      @choiyeonjun4428 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @perdykool
      @perdykool 4 роки тому +4

      Epic mess

    • @ajgame4047
      @ajgame4047 4 роки тому +2

      This is 😂😂😂😂👍👍

  • @anjaliyogi6925
    @anjaliyogi6925 3 роки тому +688

    I think Yoongi when he talks about his tongue, he means his rapping style and speed. Nevertheless, I mean is he wrong though. His voice can turn anybody on.

    • @hyunjinsfadedamericanostai3431
      @hyunjinsfadedamericanostai3431 2 роки тому +28

      Yeah even I think so especially in that Agust D line. I think he wants to say that he raps so fast and distinct cuz of his tongue technology.

    • @hyunjinsfadedamericanostai3431
      @hyunjinsfadedamericanostai3431 2 роки тому +3

      @@smthgood3747 ohhh God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @luyandokalenga5761
      @luyandokalenga5761 2 роки тому +16

      It's actually a casual double, BTS like other musicians like using them, tho in my biased point of view I'd say they use them more than other musicians I've seen and they r better but 🤫😉😂. Anyway yh, he was talking about his style and speed then the double side to that was also the whole turn on thingy , but I mean, it's Yoongi 💁, we shudnt be surprised he said that 😂😏, I think next to Mochi n Joonie he's one of the more dirty minded but we luv him either way 🤷 ryt ?

    • @Ur_sunshine_Dew
      @Ur_sunshine_Dew 2 роки тому +1

      @@hyunjinsfadedamericanostai3431 yeah me too think so

    • @BangtansMomma
      @BangtansMomma 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @drakewarner7441
    @drakewarner7441 2 роки тому +133

    ARMY being dirty minded ( FF's And 18+ Imagines ) +
    BTS being dirty minded ( Dirty Lyrics )
    = We are Ideal Match ( ARMY and BTS made for each other ) 😂

    • @parnika2936
      @parnika2936 2 роки тому +8

      True tho-😂😂
      Sometimes I think I was born to be a dirty minded brat and Stan bts (T▽T)

  • @rororororoorororoooorr
    @rororororoorororoooorr 5 років тому +1435

    JUNGKOOK is officially not a seagull or a bunny
    He's a whale
    *ARMY CERTIFIED*

    • @user-if8ur6cw9y
      @user-if8ur6cw9y 5 років тому +4

      Kittyᅥᅣᅳᅣᅮᅭᅢᅢᅮ햐 what is your username supposed to mean

    • @bts4lifeu812
      @bts4lifeu812 5 років тому +13

      Did u just get a korean keyboard even though u can’t soeak korean😂😂 it says oyaeuyauyoaeaeuhya

    • @elliehopr8989
      @elliehopr8989 5 років тому +4

      Kittyᅥᅣᅳᅣᅮᅭᅢᅢᅮ햐 I can't stop laughing about it I crack up on random moments 😂😂😂😂

    • @holyxny
      @holyxny 5 років тому +2

      Kitty지 민 yup

    • @maritzasekarasri2446
      @maritzasekarasri2446 5 років тому +2

      Lol he's a whale, jungkook's a WHALE JKKSKSKSKSKAKSKWKSKSKAK

  • @mellowminsaranghaeee4911
    @mellowminsaranghaeee4911 6 років тому +2706

    "As you know,my voice will turn you on"
    *chokes on holy water*
    YOONGI WHYY

  • @ziggyvonmars
    @ziggyvonmars 3 роки тому +163

    I had to watch this a couple times, suga talking about his tongue technique has got me a bit flustered, I thought I was over boys being able to make me weak kneed and redfaced. Apparently being in your 30's means nothing when it comes to Min yoongi. He makes me feel 15 and flustered again lmao

    • @luyandokalenga5761
      @luyandokalenga5761 2 роки тому +1

      Aspirations ✊✨😂💜

    • @Mrs.Fezziwig
      @Mrs.Fezziwig 2 роки тому +8

      Tell me about it! My niece sat beside me one day and said "I really like this song! He talks real fast!" my eyebrows shot to my hairline when I found out what he was saying in Agust D. Thank God she didn't know how to use captions. She was ten.

    • @ArmyStay4ever78
      @ArmyStay4ever78 Рік тому +2

      Me too... but I'm in my 40's ..😳

    • @maridiannapt3310
      @maridiannapt3310 Рік тому

      Omgod I thought I was the only one…. Getting flustered and swooning in my 30’s…? 😅😍🫣

  • @haileyandrew4555
    @haileyandrew4555 3 роки тому +58

    Yoongi wasn't lying when he said he's a bad boy 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @roseliagrace
    @roseliagrace 7 років тому +647

    Then there's this line by Yoongi in Converse High: "Anyway, when you meet me, don’t wear Converses
    It’s too hard to take them off of you" What is he planning to do?? Omg 😂

    • @toethief6718
      @toethief6718 7 років тому +52

      send you to hong kong

    • @fakeswan2752
      @fakeswan2752 7 років тому +28

      Foot massage maybe xD there's a lot of nonsexual reasons to take shoes off (Trying to sound like a saint even though I had the same thought xDDD)

    • @taeesthetic
      @taeesthetic 7 років тому +29

      well, there's this s t e a m y part in 50 shades of grey when christian takes ana's converese off so...

    • @fujoshineechan147
      @fujoshineechan147 7 років тому +4

      omygod fam

    • @aeuvre716
      @aeuvre716 7 років тому +8

      lonelycloud O S H I T

  • @-kitten-1235
    @-kitten-1235 7 років тому +414

    I'm shook and turned on bc of Yoongi's lyrics

  • @thedrunkenelf
    @thedrunkenelf 3 роки тому +81

    Yoongi’s “tongue technology” actually does turn me on a bit...

  • @asandemsimango4120
    @asandemsimango4120 3 роки тому +32

    0:54 most iconic moment EVER!!!😂😂😂 I remember watching that clip for the first time...and I was like....wait what???👀

  • @SAKI-Rumoki
    @SAKI-Rumoki 7 років тому +2712

    *Sits here watching peacefully, then Yoongi comes up*
    *Focuses on the video more*
    *Sits here shocked af by how many dirty lines he has*
    *Sits here thinking I chose the best bias* >~

    • @lailaembie6771
      @lailaembie6771 7 років тому +19

      Sakito Dream Writer I threw my phone I was so surprised by it I chose right 😭😭

    • @user-xt2qp2cw9w
      @user-xt2qp2cw9w 7 років тому +1

      Sakito Dream Writer same

    • @user-xt2qp2cw9w
      @user-xt2qp2cw9w 7 років тому +102

      also
      you don't choose your bias, your bias chooses you

    • @oliviagrace6060
      @oliviagrace6060 7 років тому +1

      Sakito Dream Writer same

    • @yanytal2919
      @yanytal2919 7 років тому +2

      Sakito Dream Writer same

  • @jasmineliu3942
    @jasmineliu3942 6 років тому +1639

    When Suga talks about his tounge, it's not sexual, it's just that he raps fast.

    • @femalerapmonster6713
      @femalerapmonster6713  6 років тому +58

      jasmine is a unicorn I knew 😁

    • @jasmineliu3942
      @jasmineliu3942 6 років тому +77

      Min Wendy gud thing u is an innocent soul

    • @mikalei8600
      @mikalei8600 6 років тому +113

      Weeeelllll right before he talks about his tongue technology he says a euphemism. You know, the take you to Hong Kong one?

    • @amelzemmoura8142
      @amelzemmoura8142 6 років тому +16

      nah i think that ur just young but somehow ur right but knowing yoongi it's a naahhh impossible

    • @marleyp.8571
      @marleyp.8571 6 років тому +10

      jasmine is a unicorn i thought so..... but he make it sound wird~
      But for the other lyrics i need to be cleaned! But not the whale, that made me laugh😂😂😂

  • @AyspenMitchell
    @AyspenMitchell 3 роки тому +31

    Joon: the most lonely creature in the world
    JK: im a whale

  • @enamelhoe4690
    @enamelhoe4690 2 роки тому +21

    I love how this video ends with a pure innocent song

  • @lilkiity1735
    @lilkiity1735 5 років тому +3345

    IMAGINE BEING A YOONGI STAN AND HEARING THOSE LYRICS.
    THE PAIN IS UNIMAGINABLE

    • @surhanindra832
      @surhanindra832 4 роки тому +189

      I am yoongi biased
      Hard Stan
      And I always listen to agustd

    • @manjushreesrivastava6929
      @manjushreesrivastava6929 4 роки тому +8

      Yrs

    • @qpqiu
      @qpqiu 4 роки тому +69

      i am a hard yoongi stan and it is unbearable

    • @nightingale2481
      @nightingale2481 4 роки тому +22

      bonobono I felt you on a personal level

    • @alissonv574
      @alissonv574 4 роки тому +30

      Me, I am yoongi stan.
      And I can confirm,
      The lyrics are overwhelming🥴

  • @keshincel
    @keshincel 4 роки тому +16912

    when jungkook went "i'm a whale" i felt that

  • @sope4293
    @sope4293 3 роки тому +11

    Man... Yoongi makes me sooooooo idk the words to explain he's just so charming in the rap...

  • @Beat__The__Ass
    @Beat__The__Ass 10 місяців тому +3

    Yoongi : lil meow meow
    suga : savage
    Agust d : tongue technology

  • @betazombie484
    @betazombie484 7 років тому +5539

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING YOONGI'S MOANS????

  • @AnnabelleMarberry
    @AnnabelleMarberry 7 років тому +8191

    wHaT iS wItH yOoNgI aNd HiS "tOuNgE tEcHnOlOgY"

    • @rinitolove
      @rinitolove 7 років тому +145

      Agust D - Agust D

    • @ihatesnakeu1568
      @ihatesnakeu1568 7 років тому +177

      GURRRRLLL YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW! stay innocent my child

    • @Paperflower.
      @Paperflower. 7 років тому +126

      Alex Stay innocent!!!! don't read any fanfics either!!!! protect yourself my child!!

    • @airelavdingri7551
      @airelavdingri7551 7 років тому +56

      Paperflower too late... I need she sus or jisoos.
      *bathes in a pool of holy water*

    • @aliciaingalls8401
      @aliciaingalls8401 7 років тому +31

      Nikita Thakuri hahaha I've read all the lyrics but I didn't know about that wtf. you've convinced me 😂

  • @joonsdrivinglicense
    @joonsdrivinglicense 2 роки тому +11

    Me: Jungkook is a bunny~
    Jungkook: I'm a whale

  • @yau.vaniii
    @yau.vaniii 3 роки тому +2

    Some times I am thankful that these songs are in Korean and also that my parents or anybody else around me don't know Korean.

  • @telycowla1169
    @telycowla1169 4 роки тому +1118

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT “IF YOU WATCH PORN YOU ONLY LAST 3SECONDS?” LIKE THATS THE BEST ROAST THO LMAO

    • @3nj0y48
      @3nj0y48 4 роки тому +96

      Like DAYUMMM never knew the guy who chases crabs would say dis

    • @nevaehhoover6648
      @nevaehhoover6648 4 роки тому +45

      Lol I feel like using that against my guy friends when they something dumb

    • @prksnghn5658
      @prksnghn5658 4 роки тому +11

      True though 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bubblesawesome3284
      @bubblesawesome3284 4 роки тому +9

      That killed me I’m still laughing AHHAHA haha

    • @jentlesites
      @jentlesites 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr I literally sCREECHED

  • @gjcfjhchxks3325
    @gjcfjhchxks3325 7 років тому +1396

    I've just realised something..
    The lyrics of whalien 52 are all about a sad, lonely whale. And at the start of the song jungkook says "I'm a whale". Would that mean that jungkook is sad and lonely?
    *_(nuuu don't be lonely kookie, we love youuu!!!)_*

    • @alexxander966
      @alexxander966 7 років тому +36

      Fun fact, and probably not at all what the lyric was about but... Men (or women!) who pay lots of money towards cam girls are called whales lol

    • @meenuchoubey7210
      @meenuchoubey7210 6 років тому +4

      Oh man holy kook nooo!!!

    • @d_j_cara
      @d_j_cara 6 років тому +2

      Oh man holy kook awwwe

    • @alexia933
      @alexia933 6 років тому +9

      If that's the case, I'm a whale as well.

    • @washsope9336
      @washsope9336 6 років тому +10

      Oh man holy kook
      NO! Jungkook is a Seagull😂

  • @Coco-vm7mv
    @Coco-vm7mv 2 роки тому +3

    yoongi with BTS: lil meow meow
    yoongi on his own: takes the word 'dirty' to another level

  • @Coco-vm7mv
    @Coco-vm7mv 2 роки тому +2

    "Rm is the dirtiest member"
    Suga: hold my tongue

  • @mikellyarte9106
    @mikellyarte9106 6 років тому +702

    Yoongi, King of making people question their sexuality

  • @sooyaa2034
    @sooyaa2034 5 років тому +5386

    Jungkook: Converse High i really really want you...
    Timberlands: *Am i a joke to you?*

    • @charmainedeleon7743
      @charmainedeleon7743 5 років тому +50

      #helpTimberlands
      But wait... Do does he want to date you or the shoes?
      If he wants to date shoes then..... Wierd....🤔🤔🤔

    • @aurorianxreality
      @aurorianxreality 5 років тому +21

      I'M DEAD

    • @charmainedeleon7743
      @charmainedeleon7743 5 років тому +3

      @@aurorianxreality why?

    • @Azelkia225
      @Azelkia225 5 років тому +11

      @@charmainedeleon7743 maby 'couse it was SO F*CKI*G FUNNY!? 😅

    • @tweektweak7289
      @tweektweak7289 5 років тому +4

      I choked on a loli.

  • @kanac3181
    @kanac3181 3 роки тому +5

    "My crime is assault with my toungue" This whole video is a meme. Istg I wheezed

  • @Minnieee
    @Minnieee 3 роки тому +12

    Dirtiest? My mind just goes to Suga's part on war of hormone

  • @isabellakim5940
    @isabellakim5940 5 років тому +3212

    Bts:we have young fans
    Also bts:
    tAkE iT oFf nOw giRl

  • @cherry.k1sses
    @cherry.k1sses 3 роки тому +2997

    So now u know when v said "I'm good boy" He was speaking facts

  • @ow-yanghanlihws1410
    @ow-yanghanlihws1410 2 роки тому +10

    all of my life decisions
    have led to this...
    lets all admit we were all innocent until we joined the fandom :")

  • @tanu_562
    @tanu_562 2 роки тому +7

    Guys us armys are so imaginative (u know what I mean) like hypothetically if BTS watches this they be like wahh we didn't even think of this while making this and Jimin be like: army, u nice keep going 😂😂😂

  • @noel8425
    @noel8425 5 років тому +11975

    "Jimin is the dirtiest member."
    Yoongi: "hold my kumamon plushie."

    • @mari9564
      @mari9564 5 років тому +171

      You have spoke my mind

    • @mysteriouskin
      @mysteriouskin 5 років тому +148

      who said that jimin is the dirtiest member lol

    • @thatfacewhenyoucheatedandg3957
      @thatfacewhenyoucheatedandg3957 5 років тому +280

      SUGA: *Rappers so beat, I always get to fat dick'em*

    • @naao
      @naao 5 років тому +61

      How dare you disrespect the kumamon

    • @12dar12
      @12dar12 5 років тому +23

      マイヘル那桜 I wheezed 😂😂😭

  • @Sienna1919
    @Sienna1919 7 років тому +343

    Just sayin'...Yoongi is real confident with his mouth/tongue 😏

    • @chicken6237
      @chicken6237 6 років тому +3

      Nikki Shanahan That’s why he is so scary to the other members 😏

    • @Momotaroislivid
      @Momotaroislivid 6 років тому +2

      Nikki Shanahan you don't say it's not only good for rapping 😏😏😏

  • @lunarxluv3432
    @lunarxluv3432 2 роки тому +3

    'RapMon is the dirtiest guy in the group'
    Yoongi: h e l o

  • @Emily-rw2ps
    @Emily-rw2ps 3 роки тому +3

    0:37 😂👏🏽 I can’t 😂😂😭😭

  • @yhana3796
    @yhana3796 4 роки тому +2142

    "I WiLl bItE doWn On YoU fIrSt"
    Me: instead of people assuming bts as chinese lets assume theyre bunch of vampires

  • @chimy_kook
    @chimy_kook 2 роки тому +8

    Actually Suga mentions his tongue bcuz of his rap but we unholy children 🙈

    • @nlee-rh1uc
      @nlee-rh1uc 2 роки тому +1

      No haha. These tongue-lyrics are meant to be ambiguous. For example, as you saw, in "Cyper 3" he uses the korean saying "take you to Hongkong" which means nothing but to make someone c*m. 😂

  • @Coco-vm7mv
    @Coco-vm7mv 2 роки тому +1

    BigHit: "So why do you wanna audition?"
    Jungkook: " I'm a whale. "
    BigHit: "Let's get it."

  • @RINWINS
    @RINWINS 4 роки тому +2202

    Jokes on those, who said BTS music is only for children...

    • @lilygriffiths5430
      @lilygriffiths5430 4 роки тому +9

      Lmaooo

    • @bitschglw5654
      @bitschglw5654 4 роки тому +10

      literally, no one said that. they have audicity bunch of teens, 20, 30, 40 and even 50, 60 years old. so what the fuck?

    • @bitschglw5654
      @bitschglw5654 4 роки тому +1

      @Queen Nila Vblog so what is your point?!?!

    • @s1ut4diluc89
      @s1ut4diluc89 4 роки тому +6

      @@bitschglw5654 bro chill, she is just stating that she's young 🙄

    • @leylahazal4708
      @leylahazal4708 4 роки тому +5

      @@bitschglw5654 That a lot of people think BTS music is for 12yr old girls 😂

  • @azistars
    @azistars 5 років тому +11421

    To conclude, RM is the son of stitch and Jungkook is a- whale?

    • @elliotp.747
      @elliotp.747 5 років тому +423

      what happened to jungkook being a seagull

    • @cherise4577
      @cherise4577 5 років тому +162

      @@shanny14 but what about him being a bunny

    • @phiav3969
      @phiav3969 5 років тому +97

      @@cherise4577 kookie stole dem bunnies

    • @rosen492
      @rosen492 5 років тому +89

      Welcome to freaking disney

    • @JENNYISCOOL15
      @JENNYISCOOL15 5 років тому +27

      What happen to Jungkook being a bunny 🐰 😂

  • @abigailbrome9412
    @abigailbrome9412 2 роки тому +2

    i love this intro

  • @tootiefruitie12
    @tootiefruitie12 2 роки тому +1

    Suga is the sexiest he tries to hide the bad boy in him from us all😂😂and his rap I can’t explain no wonder some of these hidden msgs are in them..his voice wen rapping in deed arouses me😂😂

  • @jungshookjunglebook4346
    @jungshookjunglebook4346 5 років тому +1291

    Nobody:
    No soul:
    Jungkook: I'm a whale
    Me: I thought you were a bunny
    *~LEAVES ME JUNGSHOOK~*

    • @TaesGuccibag
      @TaesGuccibag 5 років тому +2

      ARMY_BTS_Kookie_ ipurplebts Same I said that right after he said I’m a whale

    • @surhanindra832
      @surhanindra832 4 роки тому

      Csiwmaka

    • @TaesGuccibag
      @TaesGuccibag 4 роки тому

      F*ck you all who take Advantage of my kindness oh my god I see u every where and I relate to ur username so much

    • @rose-mg1ws
      @rose-mg1ws 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @potatoesrgr84urhealth85
      @potatoesrgr84urhealth85 4 роки тому +1

      He's a whale wearing bunny ears?

  • @tadaaki5290
    @tadaaki5290 5 років тому +15848

    Nobody:
    Nobody ever:
    Jungkook: I’m a whale.

  • @abigail13818
    @abigail13818 2 роки тому

    I loved the edits!! So funny!

  • @lucyjames8818
    @lucyjames8818 3 роки тому

    I love those silly face pictures more than the lyrics 😂 Great job on finding those

  • @westan6866
    @westan6866 4 роки тому +4303

    Guys yoongi isnt the dirtiest of the group,
    But still whoever is the dirtiest..
    *you cant beat the tongue technology*
    *and you never will*

  • @veganmeateater370
    @veganmeateater370 7 років тому +899

    YOONGIS MOAN, *my life is complete*

  • @leviackerman9866
    @leviackerman9866 3 роки тому +1

    Jungkook: im a whale
    *Im a fidget spinner*

  • @emme_nt
    @emme_nt 3 роки тому

    Hi.I totally love BTS and I loved this video you made...Literally you made me choke, I was dying laughing. Thanks so much, it was FUN!

  • @jamiedeano3923
    @jamiedeano3923 3 роки тому +1617

    *" My tOnguE will make you cOme. "*
    *W H A T -*

  • @meghanabangtan3519
    @meghanabangtan3519 5 років тому +1092

    2:06 I'm a whale?😅😅
    JUNGKOOK : I'M A SEAGULL 🤣🤣

    • @infiniteskies5400
      @infiniteskies5400 5 років тому +6

      Na Na Na Na J-hope is the real Seagull when he says "N-------------Sprite!!!!!"
      JK

    • @AvahMelody
      @AvahMelody 5 років тому +3

      when he was trying to choose his stage name seagull was one of them. Buuttttt I think whale should have been his name. Lol.

    • @vince4498
      @vince4498 5 років тому +3

      I though Jungkook was the little rabbit lol

    • @oraliaveronicasozaoraliave5572
      @oraliaveronicasozaoraliave5572 5 років тому +1

      @@infiniteskies5400 and tae is the bird

    • @urmomschild9706
      @urmomschild9706 5 років тому +1

      Omgawd lmfao😂😂😂

  • @oFFiCiaLMiNYooNGiSTaN_egw
    @oFFiCiaLMiNYooNGiSTaN_egw Рік тому

    Every time i watch this im rolling on the floor laughing i love your videos🤣🤣💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @sunriseaftersunset792
    @sunriseaftersunset792 2 роки тому +4

    I was trying to learn korean to appreciate and enjoy their music more. But now idk if I should.

  • @adellianaura7910
    @adellianaura7910 5 років тому +1713

    2:10 guys trust me this is the dirty mind ranking in BTS
    1. Suga
    2. RM
    3. Jimin
    4. Jin / Jhope
    5. V / Jungkook

    • @meerapicard7980
      @meerapicard7980 5 років тому +201

      When i tell myself that at 12 i'm at the same level as yoongi... I'm a fucked up child

    • @melaniearmy4ever133
      @melaniearmy4ever133 5 років тому +56

      @@meerapicard7980 HAHAH Same but i'm 14 lol

    • @Chinritos
      @Chinritos 5 років тому +63

      Yeah I feel like V and Jungkook are more innocent😂

    • @Ria_22334
      @Ria_22334 5 років тому +27

      @@meerapicard7980 can relate but I'm 13

    • @Ria_22334
      @Ria_22334 5 років тому +20

      @@melaniearmy4ever133 can relate but I'm 13 in Korean I'm either 14 or 15.so WAIT FOR ME MIN YOONGI.

  • @kiwisorbett2457
    @kiwisorbett2457 7 років тому +12175

    While Yoongi was saying blood sweat and tears was too dirty...

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 6 років тому +672

      Kiwi Sorbett he meant the title is dirty and people might be turned away by it and not give the song a chance. xD Not dirty in a sexual way.

    • @sanityspire
      @sanityspire 6 років тому +183

      Ima sue dis boy for giving me a heart failure one day

    • @mistressofstones
      @mistressofstones 6 років тому +276

      Yeah I think because it's an English phrase we say without much thought basically meaning "I gave it my all" but if you are not from an English speaking background you would take it literally and think of all those body fluids mixed together or something and it does sound gross...I wouldn't want a cup of that lol.

    • @thelifeofise
      @thelifeofise 5 років тому +28

      You ain't wrong 😏😏

    • @mayabdu3862
      @mayabdu3862 5 років тому +62

      @@MicukoFelton tbh i was turned away by it a long time ago because of the title but i watched the music video and it- oh my god don't even get me started it's just so sexy

  • @koobari
    @koobari 2 роки тому +1

    this video has been going down to generations of armys actually

  • @princessojukwu6669
    @princessojukwu6669 3 роки тому

    LMAOO I love these vids

  • @113wy
    @113wy 5 років тому +2061

    Namjoon and Yoongi need to chill😂 I’m choking on my holy water😂😂

  • @divyameerapur7790
    @divyameerapur7790 3 роки тому +2

    RM : is the dirtiest
    Suga: wait for my tongue
    Army: *watching everything quietly from a distance and breaks into laughter*

  • @charluvss
    @charluvss 3 роки тому

    This is the funniest video I've ever watch 🤣🤣👍

  • @mathilden6384
    @mathilden6384 7 років тому +284

    yoongi and his tongue technology, a love story

  • @mldnvsk6151
    @mldnvsk6151 5 років тому +801

    Namjoon be like: I'm so *pure*
    **expensive girl starts playing in background**
    Joon: You know what,never mind

  • @Anushmita
    @Anushmita 3 роки тому

    I laughed so hard at your channel name god 🤣
    I teared up totally 🤣

  • @parkgimmy4225
    @parkgimmy4225 3 роки тому +1

    Young Bangtan were wild. We went from Yoongi moaning in the bg to inspiring and comforting songs in a blink of an eye. Tbh, I'd find the current wild BTS even more, but I guess now they have a certain image to maintain.

  • @valentxander
    @valentxander 5 років тому +772

    Me: What's your super power?
    Suga: My tongue.

  • @Lili613b
    @Lili613b 3 роки тому +4763

    Yoongi: cute lil nugget
    Agust D: turning everyone on with his magic tongue

    • @kookiebiscuit7461
      @kookiebiscuit7461 3 роки тому +67

      I-i'm s-still too y-young-... I can't turn on-

    • @Lili613b
      @Lili613b 3 роки тому +19

      @@kookiebiscuit7461 ah I see

    • @ksgdtishsisgscyshsvvdgfsgs9394
      @ksgdtishsisgscyshsvvdgfsgs9394 3 роки тому +16

      oh no-

    • @Dashomin
      @Dashomin 3 роки тому +24

      @@kookiebiscuit7461 um. Turn on means like your sleepy... 🙏 😭 i hope i protect your innocence lol

    • @kookiebiscuit7461
      @kookiebiscuit7461 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dashomin kjyfkuyyjdydw ik what it means I just said I can't get turned on as I'm still young-

  • @lunasrrplife8569
    @lunasrrplife8569 2 роки тому

    suga i never thought you are like this! Good Video!

  • @purplebellies
    @purplebellies 2 роки тому

    this vid never gets old i come back here again and again

  • @kimnamjoon8734
    @kimnamjoon8734 5 років тому +1704

    Soft stands: 'Omg Jimin is such a dirty member! He just did 10 hip thrusts'
    Hardcore stans: 'hold my RM expensive girl music disc'

  • @jinhitentertainment8011
    @jinhitentertainment8011 5 років тому +2531

    RM : The most lonely creature in the world
    JK : I'm a whale
    Lmao I can't even.. 😂😂😂
    BTW.. 2019 anyone?

    • @jellyloser480
      @jellyloser480 5 років тому +6

      Me

    • @natjez1506
      @natjez1506 5 років тому +22

      I know that this song seems to be odd, weird or whatever, but actually, it's one of the deepest BTS songs. I highly recommend to analyse it 😊

    • @gangsterj-hope2401
      @gangsterj-hope2401 5 років тому +2

      Why not

    • @sereniteaa_
      @sereniteaa_ 5 років тому +2

      Sup

    • @dannyevans1754
      @dannyevans1754 5 років тому +2

      Yasss

  • @namjesus7321
    @namjesus7321 3 роки тому +5

    I NEVER REALIZED YOONGI HAD SO MANY SEXUAL LINES 😭

  • @brayceethornton3157
    @brayceethornton3157 3 роки тому

    Oh my gosh, I love this, hilarious 💜🤣

  • @jeonjungkook2549
    @jeonjungkook2549 4 роки тому +3033

    Yoongi: “Whether it’s a guy or a girl my tongue will make you come”
    Me: NO CAP...😏😂

    • @renatazanin4176
      @renatazanin4176 4 роки тому +59

      me, a non-binary: 😶

    • @i1113
      @i1113 4 роки тому +90

      the bisexual energy is strong in this one

    • @Rose-jy3dg
      @Rose-jy3dg 4 роки тому +15

      Don't tell BLACKPINK or bts I was here but what about when he said stop playing hard to get before I kick u in the butt

    • @jeonjungkook2549
      @jeonjungkook2549 4 роки тому +2

      Neon Jungcock that’s yoongissss power

    • @jeonjungkook2549
      @jeonjungkook2549 4 роки тому +1

      :I bi....pan....whichever one it is we got his ass🤣😭

  • @DebElla-nz6mx
    @DebElla-nz6mx 2 роки тому +4

    2:37 y is nobody talking about this part-
    HE LOOKS SO KAWAII-

  • @k-stansupremacy3491
    @k-stansupremacy3491 3 роки тому +1

    Well.... Ain't gonna lie but its my 10+ time watching this.... Lol... I love this for no reason!! 💜💜💜💜

  • @joraaaaa
    @joraaaaa 7 років тому +609

    In fact i had my doubts why bighit doesn't have any girl group trainees..........This explains everythink.

    • @aximmii
      @aximmii 6 років тому +77

      Big Fan
      Everyday BANG IT , BANG IT

    • @EmmaCieKocha
      @EmmaCieKocha 6 років тому +5

      Big Fan lol surely

    • @runningon3
      @runningon3 6 років тому +12

      Nope It's because of like some blackmail shit

    • @Yuqideqiko
      @Yuqideqiko 6 років тому +4

      Big Fan and I just realized that 😱😱

    • @trystyn
      @trystyn 6 років тому +18

      nah that's not it, they had a scandal with their previous gg, Glam.

  • @hipeople9856
    @hipeople9856 5 років тому +740

    0:18 Are you sure about that?
    Are you *sure* you'll never *ever* change your name *'Rap Monster'* ?
    Are you *SURE* about that?

    • @someonerandom6939
      @someonerandom6939 4 роки тому +4

      He is rm

    • @arturzujko8159
      @arturzujko8159 4 роки тому +9

      He meant his real name-kim namjoon

    • @emilialeppala3406
      @emilialeppala3406 4 роки тому +10

      Lol y'all don't get it.

    • @Calil423
      @Calil423 4 роки тому +10

      Welp for me the song is called joke so I don't believe him either😂😂

    • @paigenaidoo3334
      @paigenaidoo3334 4 роки тому +14

      I think thats why the song is called Joke😂😂

  • @deyanushka
    @deyanushka 3 роки тому +1

    "U only wanna date shoes?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @schaima_stjv
    @schaima_stjv 3 роки тому

    I enjoy this a lot ;)

  • @salmaalm_
    @salmaalm_ 4 роки тому +866

    JungKook: "I'm a whale"
    Me: So... I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex

    • @raisarajaul2227
      @raisarajaul2227 4 роки тому +14

      and I'm a Dragon.

    • @nieyyy_
      @nieyyy_ 4 роки тому +7

      I'm still a human

    • @unholynun7709
      @unholynun7709 4 роки тому +17

      _and im a suffering suga stan_

    • @danceifugaybruce
      @danceifugaybruce 4 роки тому +2

      sugahyungiez the tongue thing I understood, I suffered about the dick part, like.... why Yoongi, why?

    • @hisistersp325
      @hisistersp325 4 роки тому +2

      I’m slightly an SHoE

  • @attalion_1475
    @attalion_1475 6 років тому +1052

    Jungkook doesn't like men or women...
    Guys it's the shoes, come on guys..

    • @thecanadaman6862
      @thecanadaman6862 6 років тому +29

      timbs specifically

    • @attalion_1475
      @attalion_1475 6 років тому +6

      princessjin obviously 😂

    • @juandiego-aguirre9293
      @juandiego-aguirre9293 6 років тому +3

      How do you? Not that I’m try to sound rude but when has he ever said that he doesn’t like men or women 🤨

    • @attalion_1475
      @attalion_1475 6 років тому +15

      Juan Diego-Aguirre it was a joke... we don’t literally mean he likes shoes more than the genders of the world... he isn’t shoesexual irl 😂

    • @eduardosanchez4551
      @eduardosanchez4551 6 років тому +9

      DAOKOフォロワー
      **When your in love with your shoes**
      Same here Jungkook.

  • @madalinagrigore9931
    @madalinagrigore9931 3 роки тому +1

    The added comments were hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I want to laugh with all my heart at them but my housemate is sleeping. It is 3 AM afterall
    But my God, yoongi 🤯🤯😳😳😳

  • @Coco-vm7mv
    @Coco-vm7mv 2 роки тому +1

    When yoongi said that he was a bad boy,he was stating a fact.

  • @kpopfromjungkook1637
    @kpopfromjungkook1637 4 роки тому +7685

    when suga said "MY CRIME IS ASSAULT WITH MY TONGUE" his basically talking about his rap
    June 13th 2022, Ik what he means, when I comment this I was an innocent/bby army! 😭💜💜

    • @srujanak2798
      @srujanak2798 4 роки тому +366

      Yeah but we can take whatever we want😉😏😏

    • @tindras9282
      @tindras9282 4 роки тому +251

      But it sounds hot

    • @Pin-dd3uj
      @Pin-dd3uj 4 роки тому +241

      yeah "tongue technology" is the translation of a slang for rapping im pretty sure

    • @clownery9837
      @clownery9837 4 роки тому +80

      It sounds diffrent tho 💀

    • @jiminslostjams9013
      @jiminslostjams9013 3 роки тому +26

      REALLY 😂😂😂😂

  • @hollandsbabyyx5962
    @hollandsbabyyx5962 5 років тому +609

    Kim Namjoon: ‘The most loneliest creature in the world’
    *me*

  • @ans._.133
    @ans._.133 2 роки тому

    Omg i really love it 💜💜💜👍👍

  • @yoongisfuturerock2339
    @yoongisfuturerock2339 3 роки тому +2

    istg the bts bad boy stage was something else alright-

  • @jkbunny3606
    @jkbunny3606 4 роки тому +803

    Suga Moans:
    Suga stans: Ight imma head out-

  • @btsyoonmin4344
    @btsyoonmin4344 3 роки тому +2290

    Suga's tongue always seems like it's busy