I'm sorry I had to pause and rewind for a solid 5 minutes just to hear this man exclaim "Come here you little shit" several times, it's just too funny XD
4:44 him:okay i see what’s happening here me: *your face to face with greatness and it’s strange, you don’t even know how you feel.. it’s a adorable.. it’s nice to see that humans never change*
Aizawa:That's a pretty elaborate plan even for you~ Me:Why thank yo- ............HANG ON EXCUSE MEEEE I AM ALWAYS SMART Brain:no you ain't Me:Shut up this ain't your conversation '×'
As I'm listening to the audio, I'm reading the comments and I gotta you guys made me laugh so hard. Lmaooooo also DAMN IT YUURI, AGAIN WITH SPICY AUDIO?!?! GOD DAMN IT, IM FALLING FOR YOUR VOICE ALL OVER AGAIN
Omg Aizawa is properly talking. This is good though Mr.Aizawa: *Sighs* I see what's happening here Me: 🎶 I see what's happening here, your face to face with greatness and it's strange 🎶 Mr.Aizawa: ....
I’d be weirded out if someone studied my schedule and waited for me after work, deliberately got my attention to chase them down because their a machinist
The way I decided to play the part where he's chasing the listener and I went outside and started running through the woods in my backyard- Nothin like pretending you're running for your life while getting those steps in!😌👍
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Hit the showers with Aizawa in the spicy finale of this messy, messy audio. Enjoy. www.patreon.com/posts/51805214
Wait What
@@bianca6924 LMAO
I’m too broke
Excuse me?-
I love how 3 dollars seems so important to me now...
“oh so you’re going to make me chase after you”
me- IM FASK AS F*CK BOI-
ONG BROOO
FR HE DON'T KNOW ME IM MF IIDA'S SISTER
NYOOOMMM
@@Real_Monkey_ LMFAOOO
🤣
Aizawa swearing? Hell. Fucking. Yeah.
I know right 🥴
Yes
.
.
.
Yeaaa
But the way he said wriggling tho- like I've never been turned on by the word wriggling lmao
Same
Him: “Did you just moan.... and say please”
Me: “No.....”
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!😂
@@hneybee2625 and I see you everywhere
@@alchesteranime4976 For real?
@@hneybee2625 yeah
@@hneybee2625 hi🤦🏻♀️😂
Him: Don’t make me chase you
Me: he’s a runner he’s a TrackStar
Lol
LMAO
LMFAO
Lmao
He gon run away when it’s gets hard
"Don't make me come and chase you"
*im a runna im a track starrrr*
Me: *good at running and quick thinking*
Aizawa: "Come here little shit! "
Me: ohh noooeee I felll
HELPPPP THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao❤❤❤
just the way he said "you little shit" I died laughing XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
He said “ little shit”
I was like BITCH NO I TOO FAST LIKE LIDA.
“oh so you’re gonna make chase you?”
aizawa i have exercise induced asthma i am certainly NOT doing that
pft he acts like i can run 5 feet without getting winded
5 feet? I can barley run 3!!!
y'all can run? 👁️🖐🏽👁️/Ref
@@smallest-gaudiest-patronus6888 nup
@@smallest-gaudiest-patronus6888 y’all have legs?
@@momowri hardly use them.......
Get this man a sandwich
Yesh my mans needs a sandwich UnU
@NebulaPrincess001Private the man needs a glass of mUlK
@@TheOfficialYN JUST GIVE THE MAN A GLASS OF MULK JOSH
@@Real_Monkey_ GIVE HIM THE MaILk
*YOU AREN’T YOURSELF WITHOUT A SANDWICH-*
Aizawa: “you enjoy this don’t you”
Me: *winded from being smacked against a tree and having run through bushes* “YeP LOve IT *cof cof cof*”
This made my day 😂
😭🤣
Same
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Aizawa: You need to be punished
Me: *giggles* I'm in danger :')
HEhe-
He dead
😹
I hate to tell this but you’re gonna hurt tomorrow :D
Ą̵̢̛̛̠̩͖̙̟̩̙̪̥̫̰̫͔̼̘̼̹̮̼̝̥͕̳̗̰̣̗̍͛̾̏͐̎͑̔̑̓̀̄͂̈́̆͆̈́̓̈́̐̋͂̿̋̚͜͠H̵̨̡̨̢̢̡̢̢̛̛̛̛͈̯͔͇̺͚͈̗̜͖͓̗͖͔̞̺̣̥̠̳͚̣̬͎̺͔̰̤̠̫̰̙̠̳͚͔̭̃̓̇͌̈́̍͑́̂̈̍̿͂̓͆̀͊̀͗͌̑͗̂͆͆͛̊̐̈́͘͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͝ͅͅH̵̢̡̡̧̟͔̖̳̯̹̘̗̟̭̹͉̣̹͕̙͖̺̟̭̭̝͍̟͚͉̘̱͕̠̺̗̻̹͖͈̙͒̆̀̀͛͐͒̆̇̀͒̂͐̔̍̀̔̈́̅̊̉͗̚̕͠͝ͅH̵̨̧̟͈̏̑́̀͒̄̾̾̿̒͑̋̉́̊̈́̃̇̆̏͒̀͑̇̕̕͝͝͝͠ͅH̶̨̨̡̨̛͖̤̩̻̝̦͓͔̝̯̩̖͓̬̜̩̹̮̜̗̑̒̇̎̉̄͊͐̌͑̾̃͠
Aizawa: **out of breath**
Me: “He eat this 🐱 like asma pump, he coughing and coughing and wheezing 😩”
PLZZ
LMFAOOOOO PLEASE
Why does that sound like some shit Doja Cat would say 😭
GOODBYE 💀
BYE HAHAHAH
I'm sorry I had to pause and rewind for a solid 5 minutes just to hear this man exclaim "Come here you little shit" several times, it's just too funny XD
Fr 🤣
That killed me 😭🤣
Lol
it made me happy XD
Ikr 🤣🤣🤚
him: running and chasing after me
*plays dream speedrunning music*
Me: dudududu Duduud
Me
Now I can't unhear it, dang
XD wow
DUDUDUDUD
Dream speed running music makes life everything so fast iida can't catch up😂✌🏽💜
Aizawa: "Hey! Listen! I know your here, I can see your flashlight from the main building.."
Me: "yeahhh bestie I'm here heyyy"
I laughed so hard I peed my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@buckyxeddie not the poor pants getting wet-
I said
Heyyy my guy it your man! Give me high- rude.
*Me puting on a lightshow for the random frog I found in the MUD a few momemts ago* ♪(´ε｀ )
Aizawa: Why are you excited?
Me: I thought we had already established that I was into this rough treatment. 🥺
Lol same-
"Come here you little shit"
But why you're chasing me, I'm gonna run. And I'm not little. I'm a big girl now.
Him: "I see what's happening here"
Me: * start's singing Moana *
Your face to face with greatness and it's strange
LMAO I did the same thing😭
Great minds think alike😌
"You dont even know how you feel" lmoo I thought the same thing
THE FACT WHEN HE SAID THAT I STARTED SINGING MOANA OUT LOUD IS AMAZING ONG 😭😭😭
I DID THE SAME THING LMFAAAAOOO 😭
4:44
him:okay i see what’s happening here
me: *your face to face with greatness and it’s strange, you don’t even know how you feel.. it’s a adorable.. it’s nice to see that humans never change*
everytime i rewatch this i do the same thing
2:07
*"CMERE yOu lil SHIT"*
I LOST IT
Aizawa:That's a pretty elaborate plan even for you~
Me:Why thank yo- ............HANG ON EXCUSE MEEEE I AM ALWAYS SMART
Brain:no you ain't
Me:Shut up this ain't your conversation '×'
Aizawa:"I see what's happening here"
Me: YoUr FaCe tO FaCe WiTh DaNgEr AnD iT's StRaNgE~!
✨stranger danger✨
I know it a a lot the hair
You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable
@@asexualcrow1373 it's nice to see that humans never change~
@@the_fandom_addict1825 open your eyes let’s begin
As I'm listening to the audio, I'm reading the comments and I gotta you guys made me laugh so hard. Lmaooooo also DAMN IT YUURI, AGAIN WITH SPICY AUDIO?!?! GOD DAMN IT, IM FALLING FOR YOUR VOICE ALL OVER AGAIN
SAMEE- **cries in simp**
Yeh lol
[Listener]-sensei got some *i n t e r e s t i n g* ways of seduction-
Ochaco you shouldn't be here... well neither should I but still.
Ayee itz Michael Jackson now
@@oliviacshwe6451 (yep, I was Uraraka when I wrote that comment)
Yeah but it's cute
Hehe
Shota: But I'm coming. Now.
* starts hearing the fucking flash *
* sudden panic attack *
HAHAHAHA
Plot twist:
*Turns out he was dreaming n talking to his sandwich-*
I’m laughing so hard right now
😭✋
@@lunie4176 🤸♀️✨
Ooohoho that's funny
@@sandstorm1123 omfg so true
"You can't just be walking around in the forest without a good reason."
UA's groundskeeper: "does doing my JOB count?"
I don't think it does anymore-
Him: oh you fell into a muddy puddle
Me: *thinking about the cursed Peppa pig picture of Peppa with 4 eyes*
NO😂
@@mettsky why not really? My mind works in wonderful ways
We dont talk about that ✋🙂
@@juggalo257 but why not?
@@shootingstar5247 we just, don't 🙂✋
Immediately clicked as soon as I saw Aizawa on the thumbnail
Same
Lol, don't we all nowadays 😂
lol same it was only posted 14 min ago but already so much love for an amassing youtuber
@@gzizmo Same here.
Sameeeeeeeee 😌
Aizawa: “Don’t make me chase you”
me who can’t run to save my own life: *”well this will be interesting”*
Me:* W H E E Z E*
This comment made me burst out laughing🤣
all the way out here i even left my SANDWICH
me: wow ill make you all the sandwiches you want
Sounds like he wants the sandwich more then me 😢😩😆
Izuku Midoriya deku?? What are YOU doing Here?
@@fennaknaepen3037 aizawa didn’t give me homework yesterday so I was worried and came to check on him, I still don’t have my homework….
Izuku Midoriya hmmm I assume he's ... busy. I would try again later and ask someone else about the homework
@@fennaknaepen3037 o-okay
legend says he never got to find out if it was bussin😩😔
aizawa: **CHASING ME**
me: **DOING PARKOUR AND NARUTO RUNNING** IM TOO FAST FOR YEA BI--
aizawa: **smacks my back against a tree**
me: *SHIAT*
😂😂
😂 lol just facts
"so you want me to chase you"
I mean, you can keep up at the speed of Wind?
him did you just. . . moan?
also him: huummm ok
mw: wait
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-
“You’re gonna make me chase you huh?”
UHOH RUNNIN OUTTA BREATH BUT I OH I I GOT STAMINA
aizawa: why are you wiggleing like that
brain: don't do it
me: wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle * random music * wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Lol
Bro this made me laugj
LoL
Him: Come here you little shit!
Me: nu 👁👄👁
Aizawa: I see what's happening here.
*your facs to face with greatness and its strange-*
PLS LMAO 😭😂
*You don't even know how you feel*
*it's adorable. It's nice to see that humans never change*
@@AmeAmor *yes it's really me. It's Maui. Breathe it in*
@@AmeAmor *when you're staring at a demigod*
Him: now lets get a good look at you?
Me: when did this become Scooby doo?
Omfg- 😃✋
XD
Omg💀
Legends say he never got his sandwich
Its true- I ate it-👀💀
@@felix__333 oh no he’s gonna be mad at ya to I wish you luck 💀😬😭😂
Oh god I get so flipping flustered I just start laughing like a psycho xD TwT
saaaame
Welcome to hell :3
STOP PLEASE DON'T TELL EVERYONE MY FAVORITE KINKS IN ONE VIDEO PLS NO NOT LIKE THIS I FEEL CALLED OUT-
@💙Dabi🖤 Why do you need chicken nuggets when you're already built like a burnt one ;) feeling the heat yet dabs?
@@hiimhawks why are you and Dabi here?
Aizawa: *kiss*
Me: *chokes on soda* w
WhAt
O_O
Same I was like
O-O ExCusE mE? I was just trying to roast some marshmallows my dude-
@@MilkyTea15 lmao
Same I choked
@@abigailwells9411 lmao
him: "why have you been out here in the friggin woods?!"
My mha oc who's half wolf and loves the woods: "well you see-"
My L’Manburg...raise a glass to freedom
My oc is a hybrid wolf
Mine who is a wood nymph: *listen here you little sh-*
Mine who is just a forest creature of some sort on my main acc: didn't think I'd see yall here-
Mine is half dragon half wolf soo
Omg Aizawa is properly talking.
This is good though
Mr.Aizawa: *Sighs* I see what's happening here
Me: 🎶 I see what's happening here, your face to face with greatness and it's strange 🎶
Mr.Aizawa: ....
Ahh 😌 moana reference I love it
Same.😊
" i can see your flask light from the teachers loung "
me : tuning it off know yoou cant
DADDY ZAWA IS BACK!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
He’s my second favorite
*T-Pose* YASSSSSSSSSSSS
Brat Tamer Aizawa?? TIS A BLESSED DAY 🙌🏻😍
Yuh
The immaculate in this volume is bus💀😩🥵
W h A t-
I'm blushing, and not just 'cos of the audio... ;) Thanks so much for recording my script - it was of course excellently done!
the BUTTERFLIES i get from this😩😭
Him:"Did you just moan and say please?"
Me:"I mean you're not the only one with quirk🙄💅"
My quirk is moAniNg like a hORnEy bIoTcH😤✌️💫
@@hisokamorrow341 there's gotta be some poor creature with the power of horknee.
Hey Hisoka ;)))))
@@aanya9368 hey darling⭐💧
I am laughing at the part where he said "did you just moan?"
I like the woods don't judge me ;-;
If I could, I would sleep in a tree.
“did you just moan and say please”
“nah i was itching my leg. it felt amazing. anyways,”
THIS ⬆️
@@wormonastring5191 RIGHT- FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
“It’s cold, it’s dark, I’m hungry, and not in the mood for this.” poor Aizawaaaa ❤️❤️❤️ Get this man some fuzzy PJs and another sandwichhh
I don't remember saying these kind of stuff...
Eh, *goes back to sleep*
DADDYZAWA
Hi Mister Aizawa
@@sandstorm1123 hi kid.
@@natalierickman2449 I'm not your dad kid...
@@Used_Towel Hey, I guess...
His voice is so nice, perfect for sleeping when you have a stressful day of school in 9 hours
Aizawa: "Now for the last time are you gonna show yourself, or am I gonna have to get physical with you.."
Me: LET'S GET PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL-
🤣💀 yas
Now he and guzma are back lawd all I need is more cloud and I'll be in heaven
him: chases me
Me: *HE'S A RUNNER HE'S A TRACKSTAR*
Oh please get physical with me Aizawa-san 🥵
I NEVER FUCKING WANTED PATREON SO DAMN BADLY GOD DAMN
KEIGO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE-?!
If this ain't a mood 😩
@💙Dabi🖤 MMHMM WHY ARE *YOU* HERE?
🤦🏻♀️
The ‘step on me’ energy just keeps rising 👀
Aizawa: loves cats*
Me with my lunar Neko quirk: let's him chase me*
“Did you just moan and say please..?”
NO THE HELL I DID NOT.
It's been a NINE MONTHS since I've heard aizawa's voice (I'm not mad) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*intense sipping of water until he raised his voice before coughing on the water and choking*
TAMAKI-
@@t3ra_xx OH J-JEESUZ-
@@tamakiamajiki5797 🤣 You look so scared...
@@t3ra_xx you s-scared me 😭
@@tamakiamajiki5797 Good- well anyway... Bakugou threw me into a pool 😀
First Guzma and now Aizawa? Love to see it. 🖤
Bruh. I didn’t expect this
my mood when my teacher asks me to come up to the board
WHA-? 😂😳
Kageyama? Aren't you in the wrong Anime?!
@@thatonepotatoa6066 HAH?!?! OH UM... I GOT TO GO BYE
And i’m more then happy to be the pray.
SIR I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH YOUR CONTENT😩💕💕
OMFG i been waiting for another aizawa video
“You can’t just hang out here without a reason!”
BECAUSE YOUR WHOLE CLASS IS HOT
Yes 🤣
Me: “we can have fun out here in the woods!!!”
Aizawa: “but My SANDWICH!!!”
Haha
I'm in ✨d a n g e r✨
✨✨✨✨d a n g e r✨✨✨✨
Dangerrrr
Dangerrrrrrr
DANGERRRRRRRR-
Him : I see what’s happening here.
Me: WHERE FACE TO FACE WITH GREATNESS AND ITS STRANGE
Well well what do we have here hawks why are you here
@@Shadowcm16 I could ask you the same thing🤔
@@keigotakami3041 I asked you first
@@Shadowcm16 why does it matter to you, huh?
@@keigotakami3041 why can’t you just tell me
The king has posted
Him: *kissing us*
Me: WERE IN THE FUDGING WOODS AND YET WERE DOIN THIS, WTH
**starts chasing**
* me laying down *: •-• OH SHIT 🏃🏽♀️💨 she a runner she a track star
More content is just yes 😌
Yass
4:44 you're face to face with greatness and it's strange I know it's a lot the hair the bod
Ok it can't just be me
Just me ok I'll leave 😖✋
WHEN YOURE STARING AT A DEMI GOD!! WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOMEEEEE
FOR THE WONDERFUL WORLD YOU KNOW! WELL ITS OKAY ITS OKAY, YOUR WELCOME!
@@coco_muffin9652 lmao I love you 😂❤️
@@problybeetlejuice7460 ✨❤️✨love that ❤️
@@imcertifiedpretzel463 “and i love you too random citizen!”
Aizawa:
“I see what’s happening here”
Me;
🎶“Your face to face with greatness and it’s strange”🎶
This man just wanted his samich 😂
4:44
Him:I see what's happening here
Me: Your face to face with greatness and it's strange, you don't even know how you feel, ITS ADORABLE!
Aizawa: Am I going have to get physical with you ?!
Me: mhmmmm physical 😩🤭
Milk approve 🥛
Aizawa: Spell daddy
Class 1A: D-A-D-D-Y
Me: A-I-Z-A-W-A
Aizawa: *"I see whats happening here"*
Me: *"I KNOW ITS A LOT, THE HAIR,THE BOD"*
WHEN YOU'RE STARIN' AT A DEMI GOD
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
IMG YESSSS GUZMA AND AIZAWA THATS MY DREAMMMM
I’d be weirded out if someone studied my schedule and waited for me after work, deliberately got my attention to chase them down because their a machinist
Where did all the moana fans come from??😂
From the trees….
Bc they heard the word Moan….. ifygiygi
Bout to have a ✨panic attack✨
@Samirah ❤︎☾☻︎ JESUS YES
JESUS MAYBE!
@Samirah ❤︎☾☻︎ Y E S
Same
Same lol kedo-🐸
“ don’t make me chase you “
Me: no matter how fast I run I can never escape my problems * winks *
the fact that i enjoyed this so much is a problem.
don't worry, same
The way I decided to play the part where he's chasing the listener and I went outside and started running through the woods in my backyard- Nothin like pretending you're running for your life while getting those steps in!😌👍
Aizawa: so you're going to make me chase you
Me: *yup that's exactly what I'm doing 🤣*
2:07 i actually choked on my cereal and had to take a lap around my apartment