Once my niece who was a toddler said “I want to commit arson” I was with my friends who looked concerned and I was wheezing falling to the floor she did not know what arson was but she heard me say it while I was talking to another friend joking about how “I’m on the verge of committing arson” kids are truly creepy
@@vibrantgleam I think it’s setting something on fire for fun? Like a car or house I don’t really know tho all I know it’s about fire and burning stuff
@@vibrantgleam as Izuku said, although it doesn't have to be for fun it just has to be deliberate action of setting something on fire usually with an underhanded purpose like covering up a crime or starting a forest fire or burning something to get insurance.
Little boy: my foods gone. My foods GONE 😢. That’s ok. That’s ok. Mom: oh no, it’s not, I’m gonna get u food right now 🥺 I was dying at that. That little boy is so sweet, and he made his mum cry, and that’s the cutest thing ever. 🥺 Luv ur vids, Lauren! :D
🎵 Pregnant woman, Pregnant woman, Does whatever a pregnant woman can Does she regret? Yes she does But she’ll be an awesome mum I can’t rhyme But I hope Lauren’s baby is fine 🎵 ty guys for being so kind to me ily
Fun fact: If you just stare at someone who’s sleeping they should eventually wake up. I’ve been considering saying ‘except dead people’ But the comments are too good!
I tried it with my dad and came back to this vid... He woke up and thought I was the creepiest daughter alive and I started cracking up cause he said “I regret everything” At first I didn’t understand but then I bursted when I realized he meant ME and I also knew it was a joke
Speaking of having to live with their parents making noises every morning, I have to deal with my mom waking up at 4:00am and scooping up the ice VERY LOUDLY
Lauren get excited for kids! These are me and my sisters worst incidents: When I was in church I turned around and called the lady behind me a big, fat pumpkin. My sister in the library turned around and spanked a lady who bent over to drink from the drinking fountain. These are why I will never be a parent
I almost peed myself when Lauren said “I’ve made a terrible mistake!” Just thinkin bout her child in 10 years watchin this 😂 Edit: thank uu all for all the likes it really means the world and I’ve never gotten this many:)
lauren’s kid is gonna be so embarrassed that they find her funny. its gonna be weird for them to watch her content lol but i’m sure they’ll love it but not admit it
Lauren, when I was a kid around like 3 or something my older sister was being bad. My parents asked me, "What should we do with your sister?" Apparently I told them to drain her of her blood, fold her up, and put her in a sandwich. That day forward my parents have been scared of me.
I was 7 or something like mom wanted the butter knife and said I will cut you then I said It’s not sharp enough to cut skin and she said I’m raising a serial killer and just what I was for Halloween a Cereal killer
lauren: I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE LIFE DECISION lauren’s daughter when she grows up and watches these videos: 👁👄👁 (obvi no hate i just think it’s funny 😂)
Is it weird to say That one of the dreams I heard when I was 3 was some how similar to this but instead of hell I was in egypt then it fast forwarded to the future and I so people standing like statures going up ... its weird
The beginning is so relatable. My room is right next to the kitchen. My mom and dad would make coffee and mix it soooooo loud, and my mom also would empty the dishwasher at about 8:30 and she would wake us up to put everything away.
Lauren:"My Kids are getting kicked out if they waste bread in this house" The Kid: Allergic to bread Lauren: "So long, darling" *kicks child to the curb*
years later: * Lauren’s daughter watching this* Lauren: oh god I have made a horrible life choice Laurens daughter: Mom really? I am a horrible life choice?!
That working and coming home to kids… my mom goes to teach 5th graders, they are so dramatic and problematic, then comes home to a moody 16 yr old, a 12 yr old who’s always doing a million things, a 6 yr old who never stops talking or leaves her alone, and she also goes to school for a farther education to increase pay to teach the 31 little demons
I still do that standing over my dad while he's sleeping thing, and I'm a preteen, it's because sometimes late at night I stand in his doorway when all the lights are out to make sure he doesn't wake up because his room is right outside the stairs and he has double doors and always keeps them open, yes sometimes he wakes up to me just standing there. Also sometimes I do it whenever he falls asleep and I'm in his room like, we were watching something or whatever, I sometimes awkwardly stand there for like an hour and he just wakes up to me standing over him. I also just do it to my friends because they scare so easily, one time my friend was being really annoying while she was staying the night so at 3 am I turned off all the lights in my room(I usually sleep with a lamp on), stood in the corner of my room next to the door, kicked something so she would wake up and boy when I tell you she was terrified, when I turned on the lights I just said, "oh, you're awake, know where Mini put the Cheezits?" It was hilarious
My mom works with kids who have special needs all day then comes home to me and my brother aswell As my dad who never cooks or cleans then works her other realtor job… she a queen 👑
@@lxnsbxns I’m assuming they’re talking about Colleen Ballingar. (I think that’s how you smell her last name) but she was pregnant like two years ago and it felt like she was pregnant for AGES.
7:39 it’s cause they like hearing you suffer 😭 I’ve had to baby sit my baby brother through the first 3 years and every time I would cry he would laugh at me😭😭😭
Whenever I wake my mom up when I wake up early I go to her room, give her a little tap on the shoulder, and it would give her a heart attack (not actually it actually just freaks her out)
“Toddlers are creepy” Yup. Younger sister made a friend out of a box that she danced with and kissed. She actually recently gave it a new coat of paint, literally. It’s name is Kevin. She denies it but that’s what she called it.
@@aandb3261 It has cardboard arms, and red lips, blue overalls, and black eyes, some parts where marker has run due to moisture, a pink glittery bowtie, and not even a smile. Don’t even know where she learned to waltz
10:36 my sister actually did this. When my sister was about 3 my mom woke up and felt breathing in her face. My sister was TWO INCHES above my moms face staring at her sleeping.
i had a sleepover with a friend a bit ago and this vid reminded me that their younger brother woke up at 2 in the morning and loudly started unloading the damn dishes! I was SO ANGRY and yelled at him in the mourning. Also for some reason all my friends sleep like rocks, but I SURE DON'T
on the topic of creepy children: my mom told me that when I was a toddler I would stand in a dark room, stare at a wall and talk to myself. It freaked her out so much lollll
@@sisi_10101 omg 1. Lander is the best ship ever, PB and J all the way 2. First time seeing a Rosyclozy fan on a LaurenZside vid 3. Glad you're an ally/part of the community 😎
Nobody: Not even my Louis Tomlinson doll: Not even Kevin The Pigeon: Lauren: oh god I’ve made a horrible life choice: Lauren’s future child watching this: MOTHER AM I A HORIBLE LIFE CHOICE!?!?
Once my niece who was a toddler said “I want to commit arson” I was with my friends who looked concerned and I was wheezing falling to the floor she did not know what arson was but she heard me say it while I was talking to another friend joking about how “I’m on the verge of committing arson” kids are truly creepy
You GO girl !
What's an arson? .^.
@@vibrantgleam I think it’s setting something on fire for fun? Like a car or house I don’t really know tho all I know it’s about fire and burning stuff
@@emeralddevil3834 O_O
@@vibrantgleam as Izuku said, although it doesn't have to be for fun it just has to be deliberate action of setting something on fire usually with an underhanded purpose like covering up a crime or starting a forest fire or burning something to get insurance.
Laurens future kid: "mom why were you so weird being pregnant with me?"
Lauren: oh yeah I was like that before I was pregnant with you."
Exactly lol lol
Lol
that so funny
Ha ha
these replies are so dry 😭
“I have made a terrible life choice”
Lauren’s kid in 10 years: 👁👄👁
Lauren’s Kid: MOOOOOOOOM
Hahahahahahah y e s
BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGELBAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGELBAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGELBAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGELBAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL
Me reading this comment: Hahaha!
@@stuck_in_a_room_with_cats ikr XD
Little boy: my foods gone. My foods GONE 😢. That’s ok. That’s ok.
Mom: oh no, it’s not, I’m gonna get u food right now 🥺
I was dying at that. That little boy is so sweet, and he made his mum cry, and that’s the cutest thing ever. 🥺
Luv ur vids, Lauren! :D
Ikr! I was looking for a comment on that so cute
All parents:
Scared of their creepy child
Lauren:
Excited to wake up and see her child staring at her xD
Laurens child will be born on the...
6TH OF MAY.
You’ll see..
@@nomnomwaffle if you are correct then it means you probably came back from the future 😂
I like your picture.
I'm sorry to be that person but... Their*
XD
when the kid said "There's no food, that's okay" MAH HEART- OH MAH GOD SO WHOLESOME
That’s Carson! I follow "his" account on tiktok I’m obsessed with him
@@juliamarchioretto5144 same
I know
☺️
My heart broke in 1000000000000 pieces and I wanna cry 😢💔
“Women aren’t objects unless their pregnant then their tables”
- Lauren 2021
*ICONIC*
Tue
Yass queen
That was yesterday's video.
I think...
9:53 THIS NEEDS TO BE IN AN OUT OF CONTEXT VIDEO 💀💀💀
Lauren: "Guys, I have made a terrible life choice."
The Baby: *Mother why?*
Wait no instead the baby say
Mother you didn't made a terrible life choices l promise.
NOOO!! MINI LAUREN!!
Lol-
but why
But it's just a baby
A terrifying baby 👿
Lauren: Still wearing her crazy rainbow top Even tho she is pregnant
Ranbow shirt will never die
@@LaCabraAsada lol 😂😂
@@LaCabraAsada 🤣
Why do you need to comment about the shirt
Don’t like it’s a cursed number
me: im so exited for babyzside
lauren: guys i have made a terrible life choise
You have a stack of likes
@@grooglyboogly what do you mean
Choice *
Great "choise" of using this as a comment
PS just a joke dont hate me and I find it funny no hate from here so dont hate me UWU
@@harpersheartworld4216 i mean i made it you got 64 likes but someone ruined it
13:42
The baby's just sitting there like: 👁👄👁
“I’ve made a terrible life choice”
Well that’s going to be a colorful family discussion 😳
Exactly
🎵 Pregnant woman,
Pregnant woman,
Does whatever a pregnant woman can
Does she regret?
Yes she does
But she’ll be an awesome mum
I can’t rhyme
But I hope Lauren’s baby is fine 🎵
ty guys for being so kind to me ily
Haha, Like it!
Beautiful 👏
spectacular
That's the spirit 🙂
New intro song😂😂
Lauren: Guys I have made a terrible life choice
Her child when it’s older: 👀
:0
Lol she’ll probably be like did you not want me,mother?
@Lily Belle 😂😂😂
SHE PROBABLY GONNA CONFRONT LAUREN LIKE: 👁👄👁 MOM IS THIS TRUE?! 👁👄👁
It it IT
ITS A GIRL
Lauren: shows the kids are creepy video. My Brother: fits that description perfectly
Dad: Why are they all sad?
...
Son: *They’re all on fire.*
(Eeeee!! Thank you for all the likes everyone :DD)
I wood be sad to if I were on fire
@@_ok4aii i tink its a girl
10:25
My sister: the baby is falling into pink lava 💕(she said this once no joke)
you know terrible 2s right? My family calls my little brothers terrible phrase terrible 'till 5.
Me sitting here, a child, eating pop tarts , marshmallows, and chocolate, “uh... yeah. That’s acuret.”
Accurate* not trying to be rude by correcting you, just trying to be helpful... even though people usually get mad when I correct them.....
@@justaloafofbread me too people get mad at me 😎 but I say
* Bish you mean ABOUT NOT abuot
It's a joke 😹
XD
I saw a commercial for a kids show called “deer squad” and if Lauren doesn’t show this to her kid I’m going to be disappointed
🥺The young Deer Princess needs to know
Ok, peppa!
The pfp explains it all
Peppa what are you doing here
7:40
Dad: *Cries*
Baby: dad that's my job
Dad: *cries again*
Baby: father that's MY job
Fun fact:
If you just stare at someone who’s sleeping they should eventually wake up.
I’ve been considering saying ‘except dead people’
But the comments are too good!
Unless they’re dead...
Me: Wakes up at 3 am
My cat: -staring at me-
Me: 0.0
My cat: -jumps up on bed- Hey, scare ya?
I tried it with my dad and came back to this vid... He woke up and thought I was the creepiest daughter alive and I started cracking up cause he said “I regret everything” At first I didn’t understand but then I bursted when I realized he meant ME and I also knew it was a joke
@@eh2881 that’s violent 👁👄👁
@@long_lemm4787 Thanks 😌
Lauren: Horrified at all the things she’s gonna deal with when she has her kid
Her kid when she’s born: 👁👄👁
WAIT I GOT AN IDEA-
I'll ask Moriah to do a Eustace and Shelly child :>
@@SometimesDeadAndBuried OMG YES
@@axnie1.09.5 ☆
SHELLY AND EUSTACE
@@SometimesDeadAndBuried Yesssssss
"Whats your pronouns?"
*" Pregnant woman. "*
Someone get this bish an award
@@leekyleak1709 danny gonzalez pfp ✌😌
Pregananant
@@duk7933 YES HUNEY YESSSS
Nah pregante women
8:17 “ PELVIC THRUST! LEG ON SOMETHING AND THE MOOOON” 🤣😆
LOL
Lauren: I'm evolving from deer queen..TO BUTTER GIRL
Lmfaooo
Dear Butter Queen!!
I still haven't watched the video and this is a wonderful spoiler , thank you
69 I got it
Yea og’s remember dear queen
Lauren: you do NOT disrespect bread in this household
Imagine she has a child with a gluten allergy
She could have gluten free bread
@@kazimohammedamanurrahman1050 true tho
Lauren be like: oh no oh no oh nono no no no I'll pay you all my money's if you cure my child OF THIS TRAVESTY
That would be so funny
Well not funny because of the allergy
Imagine Lauren’s child going to school and the teachers like: “So what jobs do your parents have?”
Lauren’s child: *”My moms butter.”*
Y E S
😂🤣😂
Uhhhh
Yes🤣😅🤣
XD
I’ve seen this video so many times- its amazing.
No one:
Lauren: Goes and lives in France for 2years just to be able to pronounce "croissant" the correct way.
Nobody:
No one ever:
Lauren: *PREGANTÉ*
I mean why not tho?
Progenétà
a word for a women become a human vehicle with a little person riding in it.
The giant headed humanoid will be removed after nine months👍
Lol
Lauren: I’ve made a terrible life choice. Lauren’s baby: Mummy whyyyyyyy
Lol ikr
Lol
Hahahahahha lollll
lol
@@haddytaal5199 there’s not a proper way, both work
Speaking of having to live with their parents making noises every morning, I have to deal with my mom waking up at 4:00am and scooping up the ice VERY LOUDLY
So there’s me watching this videos at 5:00am
Lauren you’ll be a wonderful mother. That’s just a fact.
Doesn't motherhood technically begin at conception? Think about it: You still have to make the same choices for your child eve before they're born.
Yess!
Lauren is seriously the most active, most funny, and most awesome pregnant person I’ve EVER seen 💙🤍
When they gave him an empty plate and he said it's ok because he thought they didn't have any awwww he was so understanding
4:37 no cause I genuinely sat up IMMEDIATELY and started laughing my face off
Lauren get excited for kids! These are me and my sisters worst incidents:
When I was in church I turned around and called the lady behind me a big, fat pumpkin.
My sister in the library turned around and spanked a lady who bent over to drink from the drinking fountain.
These are why I will never be a parent
Oh no-
Honestly I’ll never be a parent either...
I wish I was big fat pumpkin tbh
@@tearez13 I love your pfp
@@imnotyourvillain tnx! 💗
Lauren’s Instagram followers when she finally has her kid: “WHERE’S THE PHOTO OF YOU TWO IN CEREAL BOX MASKS?!”
I was in tears at 4:26 The mom must of thought her daughter was is a literal demon
Melody: doesnt finish bread
Lauren: GET OUT
Lauren: That's the cutest baby ever!!!
Laurens daughter:...….WHAT ABOUT ME
I almost peed myself when Lauren said “I’ve made a terrible mistake!” Just thinkin bout her child in 10 years watchin this 😂
Edit: thank uu all for all the likes it really means the world and I’ve never gotten this many:)
XD I can’t
Her daughter: MOM! AM I A TERRIBLE MISTAKE?
Lmao
@@lexxislost8621 literally she’ll be just screaming from her room at her mom and he saying that lmfao
"Why are kids do creepy?"
12yo me on a thursday circling my friend with a hydroflask like a bat: I'm not creepy.
Sksksksksksk
so my friend always hangs out with this boi so I always annoy them 😊😋
Nice pfp
@@eri_has_coffee Thanks.
Lauren: *Watch's tik tok's on why kids are scary/weird*
Also Lauren: *"Can't wait to have one"*
lauren’s kid is gonna be so embarrassed that they find her funny. its gonna be weird for them to watch her content lol but i’m sure they’ll love it but not admit it
Hello fellow bisexual :3
Froggie
I love you're name😂😂
If she’s anything like her mom she’ll probably love it
Lauren, when I was a kid around like 3 or something my older sister was being bad. My parents asked me, "What should we do with your sister?" Apparently I told them to drain her of her blood, fold her up, and put her in a sandwich. That day forward my parents have been scared of me.
😂😮😳
😂ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Can we be friends
@@snow_rain_ice_on_yt sure, why not
I was 7 or something like mom wanted the butter knife and said I will cut you then I said It’s not sharp enough to cut skin and she said I’m raising a serial killer and just what I was for Halloween a Cereal killer
lauren: I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE LIFE DECISION
lauren’s daughter when she grows up and watches these videos: 👁👄👁
(obvi no hate i just think it’s funny 😂)
LMAO
XD
HAHHAHA
But true
178 likes in a hour how do you do it XD
The Texas toast family! Lauren’s the butter/oil, Bobby the bread, melody the toaster
Lauren: you don't disrespect bread in my house.
Her kid that has a 36% chance of being alergex to bread and is alergic to bread: .___.
*_*
‘-’
Why 36%?
Lauren: looks like were trying this again
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oop
6:39 HE'S SO SWEET, MA HEART!
6:13 that kid is going places....yes its prison...what where you thinking college?
“The earth would open and I crawled out or hell”
The mother: wait.. is my child a demon?
Edit: OMG I NEVER GOT THIS MUCH LIKES TYYYY
How did she know about earth and hell though.... she seemed very young
@@bionicbella2806 now this is how you know she’s a DEMON
@@tominigo7603 Make the baby wear yellow
Is it weird to say That one of the dreams I heard when I was 3 was some how similar to this but instead of hell I was in egypt then it fast forwarded to the future and I so people standing like statures going up ... its weird
@@miraclemalletyougrowbigger5339 THATS WHAT I WAS ABOUTT TO SAY
No one-
Lauren imitating Jefferson from Hamilton after he learned Hamilton had an affair: my god
AHHHHH SO MANY HAMILTON FANS LOVE LAUREN TOOOOOOOOO 💛
Hamilton fans unite🤗
Time stamp
@@liakempfer7372 13:00
I love Hamilton! it is my favorite musical but I don’t understand this
Lauren: nobody disrespects bread in this house
The baby: gluten free
Lauren: 👁👄👁
lol.
Imagine 😂😂😂😂
GLUTEN FREE BREAD! xD
I was thinking that!😂
THATS ILLEGAL
The beginning is so relatable. My room is right next to the kitchen. My mom and dad would make coffee and mix it soooooo loud, and my mom also would empty the dishwasher at about 8:30 and she would wake us up to put everything away.
Lauren:"My Kids are getting kicked out if they waste bread in this house"
The Kid: Allergic to bread
Lauren: "So long, darling" *kicks child to the curb*
KiCk It To ThE cUrBbBbB
*dunndun dun*
Go (hebi) go
ya YEET
yeet
YA YEEEEET BOI
YA YEET!!!!!!!!!!--!!!!!!!!
years later: * Lauren’s daughter watching this*
Lauren: oh god I have made a horrible life choice
Laurens daughter: Mom really? I am a horrible life choice?!
Lol
"But i remeber when the earth opened up and i crawled out off hell." Well thats how you know you have raised a demon
I laughed when the child said it
@@cookiegacha3397 who wouldnt
Who is in the spawn of satan club?
Trueeee
I think my sister is a demon
That working and coming home to kids… my mom goes to teach 5th graders, they are so dramatic and problematic, then comes home to a moody 16 yr old, a 12 yr old who’s always doing a million things, a 6 yr old who never stops talking or leaves her alone, and she also goes to school for a farther education to increase pay to teach the 31 little demons
Little girl:"No, But I remember the earth would open and I crawled out of hell"
Me: Is that child satan?!?!!
Ikr same
But y tho..... 👁️👄👁️
NOOO SHE TOOK MY PLACE
@@hamterthehamster5564 nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
maybe that baby did remember the birth, but in a really weird way
my moms catchphrase was 'have children, they said, itll be fun, they said.'
lmao-
I still do that standing over my dad while he's sleeping thing, and I'm a preteen, it's because sometimes late at night I stand in his doorway when all the lights are out to make sure he doesn't wake up because his room is right outside the stairs and he has double doors and always keeps them open, yes sometimes he wakes up to me just standing there. Also sometimes I do it whenever he falls asleep and I'm in his room like, we were watching something or whatever, I sometimes awkwardly stand there for like an hour and he just wakes up to me standing over him. I also just do it to my friends because they scare so easily, one time my friend was being really annoying while she was staying the night so at 3 am I turned off all the lights in my room(I usually sleep with a lamp on), stood in the corner of my room next to the door, kicked something so she would wake up and boy when I tell you she was terrified, when I turned on the lights I just said, "oh, you're awake, know where Mini put the Cheezits?" It was hilarious
I just want you to know you're my hero now
@@SonicGirlsGeek :o why thank you
I draw creepy pictures and my parents doesn’t give a shit what I draw I also drew that shit when I was a toddler 👁👄👁 I’m in high school now 🙃
My mom works with kids who have special needs all day then comes home to me and my brother aswell
As my dad who never cooks or cleans then works her other realtor job… she a queen 👑
Lauren’s pregnancy: 2 seconds
Colleen’s pregnancy: 100 years
Who is colleen
@@lxnsbxns I’m assuming they’re talking about Colleen Ballingar. (I think that’s how you smell her last name) but she was pregnant like two years ago and it felt like she was pregnant for AGES.
@@lxnsbxns ballinger
Oh
But I tricked you i know Coleen
No one:
Nobody at all:
Lauren: Pregante, pregananant
Ooh imma sub
@@TomRiddleSimp To who?? I’m cOnFuZzLeD-
@@clgtaxpro1 to youu
i can't imagine the wrath that lauren's kids will feel if they dislike bread.
@Dreamy Stars yeah it was a joke dw
What if they’re allergic 👁👄👁
@@marscooktop oh no...
@Dreamy Stars relax it was a joke can you not just laugh along and not be so serious?🙄
Imagine if her kids were allergic to bread....... 😳
7:39 it’s cause they like hearing you suffer 😭
I’ve had to baby sit my baby brother through the first 3 years and every time I would cry he would laugh at me😭😭😭
The “try working WITH kids then going home to your own kids” comment is my mom, she works with kids in therapy and then comes home to me😌💅
2:30 On a Saturday morning at 7AM my mom always vacuums the floor and has a speaker playing 90’s music at full blast at the same time. Pray for me
PFF SAME
“PrEgNaNt WoMaN “ as she likes being referred to 😂
Lol- I would like to be called that now when I’m pregnant.
My “nickname” is now Bread Addict
@4Abby Hutchinson but,
I a m n o t p r e g n a n t
@4Abby Hutchinson oh, thank you lol
W e l l
Y o u
C a n
C a l l
M e
P r e g n a n t
W o m e n
N o w
me realizing lauren is wearing the iconic kidcore flower on her top:OMG YESSS
I’m never gonna be a parent, if my child’s “Food disappeared” I’d just say “Mommy ate it, and mommy isn’t sorry”😭😭
😶😂😂you meaNie
@@princessoftheworld1107 ik 💀💀😂😂
Same though
Lol imagine the kid after you said that:
👁️💧👄💧👁️
why mother
Yeah, I've done that to one of my little cousins. They were so confused about where the food had gone and all I said was "I ate it".
“And I crawled out of hell”
Me: *looking behind me every five second for no reason*
An ad popped up and a mother said “I hate when my daughter takes off her shoes because of the dead rat smell”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@- -Kittyqueen- - there isn’t ads i think
@@chiyatheseed r/woosh
@@merryavant i know
Whenever I wake my mom up when I wake up early I go to her room, give her a little tap on the shoulder, and it would give her a heart attack (not actually it actually just freaks her out)
“Toddlers are creepy”
Yup.
Younger sister made a friend out of a box that she danced with and kissed.
She actually recently gave it a new coat of paint, literally.
It’s name is Kevin. She denies it but that’s what she called it.
No no Kevin is the one on the wall
Da 1 thing I’m here for is dat ur icon is a zoroark
that's not creepy, that's just cute
@@aandb3261 It has cardboard arms, and red lips, blue overalls, and black eyes, some parts where marker has run due to moisture, a pink glittery bowtie, and not even a smile. Don’t even know where she learned to waltz
@@gossiperzoroark9629 okay now I want pictures lol
Now I know she is in her third trimester of being “PREGANTE”
PREGANTE
I mean pregent people can give birth early so who knows there kid could be born in April 👁👄👁
PREGANTÉ!
Lauren: I'm now the butter girl.
Me: Well my day just got a little bit butter.
I- how does this not have more likes xd
PFFT YES
Melody:
Mommy?Am I a mistake🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭
Lauren: "My Kids are getting kicked out if they waste bread in this house"
The Kid: Deathly Allergic to bread
Lauren: YEET
I just saw it when she said it
Lol
Yeetus to da fetus-
That means the kid is kicked out
B A G E L
Teacher: We caught your daughter bringing a toaster to school
Lauren: Ah yes definitely my child
👁️👄👁️ Yes
I want to like this comment 100 times but sadly I'm only allowed to do it once.
Haha so funny.
hope the teacher or school didn't find her bread!
10:36 my sister actually did this. When my sister was about 3 my mom woke up and felt breathing in her face. My sister was TWO INCHES above my moms face staring at her sleeping.
Omg I can’t even imagine the heart attack that gave her
i had a sleepover with a friend a bit ago and this vid reminded me that their younger brother woke up at 2 in the morning and loudly started unloading the damn dishes! I was SO ANGRY and yelled at him in the mourning. Also for some reason all my friends sleep like rocks, but I SURE DON'T
tik tok dad: "the kids didnt eat their baaagels"
me: *internally screaming*
Ikr I was like why does he say bagels like baaagles
NEZUKO
Also Alien Queen NICE
Same!
They are Italian but live in Canada
on the topic of creepy children: my mom told me that when I was a toddler I would stand in a dark room, stare at a wall and talk to myself. It freaked her out so much lollll
i did the same thing
@@Fyoholy whoa
Her? So you aren't scared
@@idonotexisthere-o9m since I have no recollection of this, nope :p
@@jaundice7577 ... ok
My mom has the LOUDEST COFFEE MAKER EVER. SHE LITERALLY ONLY USES IT WHEN I’M ASLEEP. WHY-!?!?! 😭
Lol
That first TikTok I love that one
Lauren: My kid is getting kicked out if they waste bread in this house
Lauren’s kid: *Is allergic gluten*
😂
is allergic gluten?
@@kai-zk5my it was a mistake chill no hate btw so don't fight
If that happens, I'm concerned for her child...
@@marstime3712 same XD
there is gluten free bread you know?
Lauren does not realize that she makes everyone’s days so much better💕
Lauren: Oh no, I’ve made a terrible decision.
The baby: oh, so I was a mistake..??😶
The baby: Where is that thumbtacks?
Lol
Me; "no sweetie your not a mistake your a regret"
Lauren is the best UA-camr and no one can tell me otherwise 🤰
Homophobic parents: ur gay? *kicks child out of house*
Lauren- you don’t like BREAD?! Get out!
but lol
Rip
@@sisi_10101 you mean "full offence" right? XD
(Seriously let them be offended. You love your kid no matter what.)
@@sisi_10101 it’s just a joke and that’s what the best reference they could think of
@@sisi_10101 omg
1. Lander is the best ship ever, PB and J all the way
2. First time seeing a Rosyclozy fan on a LaurenZside vid
3. Glad you're an ally/part of the community 😎
My sister when she was a toddler as my mom brushed her hair: we’re all parasites
Me hearing this story: ur not wrong
My mom made a really bad mistake 10 years ago
It was me
@@FirstNameLastNameAName so ur 10
who else is here rewatching because they miss lauren's videos and lauren, wanting to hear more of her?
Me
Same
Mom: What happened your face?
...
Daughter: i sill cry😭😢
Nobody:
Not even my Louis Tomlinson doll:
Not even Kevin The Pigeon:
Lauren: oh god I’ve made a horrible life choice:
Lauren’s future child watching this: MOTHER AM I A HORIBLE LIFE CHOICE!?!?
WHERE DID YOU GET KEVIN AND WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF EACH ONE DIRECTION MEMBERS AS DOLLS BUT 2 SETS AND HOW DID I NOT KNOW THEY EXIST??😐😡😨
Laurens kid: *having a good day
Laurens kid: watching this
Lauren: I have made a huge mistake
Laurens kid: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 why mom
“I like it!” 🥺🥺🥺💖
that was so cute🥺💖 (2:46)
I can eat a steak, 10 corn on the cobbs, 2 loafs of bread and 8 bacon strips and not be full.
This was 15 minutes of Lauren developing a fear of toddlers.