@@tragile9108 so, I beat the game and then after that I noticed… I have only obtained half of everything in the game award wise and achievement wise, after that I decided that I would give up hiding the other stuff in the game from me since it would take so long to figure out. (As what I have discovered)
Well yall need to accept the fact that the supernova was anticlimatic as HELL The supernova i expected: Big purple Shockwave with a little Galaxy inside the hell moon The real supernova: s t e a m
at 1hr in: "The sun quest takes about 8 hours at the pace we're going" "early chainsaw saved us probably 30 minutes, teleport another thirty" the run takes almost exactly 7 hours. that was impressive
If you have no time to watch this whole video here’s the entire lore of the run. A guy randomly shows up out of no where with a magician’s kit and starts killing stuff. He then decides that even the laws of reality has no bounds on him and tunnels through space and time to find a parallel universe using a black hole spawner. He then proceeds to make money obsolete to the point it equals nothing and becomes a literal immortal god who proceeds to fly to the moon and and replace it with the sun by sacrificing 100 baby’s. He then goes to hell and makes another sun with a rock that produces literal shit. He then pulls the normal sun down through the entire world down to the sun in hell and causes a supernova. The end
the people that figured it out are real life wizards. if magic was real they would be doing shit like this irl we wouldn't last 2 days before a qtester broke reality by opening 35 simultaneous parallel dimensions.
I love that the conventional way to complete a main quest in this game is to exploit a floating point error. Absolutely love this game and the community
I just watched the entire VOD, I expected to get bored at some point but you managed to stay entertaining and informative the entire 7 fucking hours... This game does things to people
Sorry for anyone that was watching this video when I first posted it! I had to re private the video again as the quality options didn't show up. Finally they are here after like 12 hours!
@@lukaslanger8077 Circle of vigor can only spawn on its own, not with a group of spells on a wand. The only exception to this is if its the always cast spell stuck on a wand. So with those rules, the best places to find circle of vigor is whenever you get to see groups of spells that are not on a wand. That would be a holy mountain that spawned spells instead of wands, the free spell eye room that's to the left of the hiisi base, and the temple of art "door" boss that drops 4 spells.
me playing noita back in 2021 when I first discovered it and didn't even searched for youtubers/streamers as to get a unadulterated experience. took me at least a week to learn how to play only checking the wiki. i didn't even fought most bosses I just mostly wandered around and fucked with wand making for like 2 hours, only to get out of the holy mountain and promply die lmao. then i found this video. honestly? speechless.
@@CallMeMimi27 yeah, around 60%-80% of the games main content is locked/hidden away in various secrets that the average player wouldn't find on their own, it's pretty nutty
@@remix2593 we are too used to games spoon feeding us but noita actually says "fuck you we hid our content, you want it? fuck you you're never going to find it!" like some evil super villain, and the only way to actually play the game is by breaking it. you can't play the game normally or you'll get your ass handed to you. this game was made by a villain that wants to turn you to the dark side, forcing you to use exploits and break the game in order for it to spill its secrets to you. i say this in a loving way.
It's been 3 years since I played noita. I started it again. I've been rewatching all your long run VODs (finished the alchemy lab, the wisp run, and no HM run) and just by watching these Vods I am (re)learning so much. Even a single vod is such a good refresher course on most things about this game it's unbelievable
I just finished watching this, I've been sat here since 7am and watched the whole lot in one go. Literally the longest video I've ever watched on UA-cam and I did it in one sitting. Excellent entertainment Dunk! Would do again. .
These videos are hugely helpful dunk. Being brand new, I'm constantly getting myself killed just by experimenting and exploring, but that also means I miss out on a lot while I'm trying stuff out or just trying to survive. That's my long ass way to say thank you ☺️
Been playing Noita for a lottle while and was inspired by you to do the sun quest. 9.5 hours in and halfway through breaking the rerole i hit some polly and exploded
THANK YOU for this guide! 200+ hours in game but never wanted to attempt this because of how daunting it seemed... but I really wanted that crown! This is the best guide out there for going through every step of the process. When I started playing Noita I never imagined crashing two suns into each other at the center of hell. This game never ceases to amaze me.
49:34 I've never seen clips of going into the dark cave using light on a machine gun wand. It's crazy!! That fight with the mage feels like something out of the latest Batman hahaha. Thanks so much for all the great content
It was very amusing to witness the lava lake atop the pyramid drip down - I caught myself wondering about the fate of the enemies you passed by as you travelled down the pyramid - then you came back after creating the first few sun stages, again passing by the lava, still making its way down the pyramid; a chunk of gold caught in the nook at it's base :)))
Thank you for showing how to do the sun quest, I will now start my first journey for it. I just got my first win two weeks ago so this is where the fun begins.
The Noita slowdowns almost have to be entirely about leaked memory. If reloading the game fixes the issues, then stuff is being improperly held in memory in some cases.
Awesome. You make this a lot more simple than I thought. I remember guides saying you need to visit 7 parallel worlds, and you have to visit enough gold rooms to make your gold count show the infinite symbol. You broke the reroll machines after only visiting 5 worlds and 2 gold rooms. Not having to visit many gold rooms is the best part, because that's the most tedious step of the process IMO. Being able to reroll up to 1600 before you start is nice too. Also I like the way you pronounce Taikasauva, something pleasant about how that sounds.
@@DunkOrSlam Take your pills Old man, it's time to wake up. Extended dehydration can lead to delirium, you have essentially sweated yourself to madness. Jokes aside, will there be the chat on the screen for the next all boss run video? I feel like having rows upon rows of "COPIUM" being spammed on the side is an essential Noita experience.
My friend and I got this game on a whim and vowed not to look anything up because we knew it was a super deep game and wanted to see how far we could get... We started pronouncing the Title "No-I-Tea-Ah" to represent our vast lack of understanding....
You nailed a problem on the head for me that I didn't even know where to begin with, being a little brother and never liking single player games. It didn't make sense to me why up until you said it outloud. Thank you very much brother, best of wishes to you and your life.
Bought this game because of your videos. I've got about 3 hours, a dozen and a half deaths, and I still haven't made it to the first holy mountain, but I'm having a blast!
Finally watched it completly, thanks for the journey! You are a very sympathetic type of person - as much as I can tell from watching you play Noita at least :D Keep it up ✌
Your videos are so good, that even when I cannot watch entire video in one shot, I seek it later to watch further (there are lot of other things that I would have just dropped in similar situation). I don't know what exactly catches me so, I guess combination of good gameplay, your personality and good explanations. Great job, and thank you for the content.
3:44:30 just watching for the insightful knowledge of an experienced play and then bro drops the most high quality water pour I’ve ever heard what the hell
Niborius here. Finally did it! Spent the few hours that I was in a plane last week mostly watching this run and learning all about the Sun quest lol. I made a few mistakes here and there but in the end I made both the sun and the dark sun, and collided them as well :) (Although I accidentally threw the music note in the sun so it took me a while to get it down to the dark sun lol). Am very close to getting 100% on all progression stats in the game. Thanks a lot for all the tips and uploading this video!
Awesome, epic run. Thanks for doing this. It will be an invaluable resource for people like me who want to do the sun quest but haven't quite been able to do it yet.
@30:58 -- I think there's also an important thing for newer players to realise when they think they know enough and want to win, vs. still exploring. I say this as a newer player who got my first win this week, just a couple days ago (haven't had a good chance to try and make it two yet!). In that run I realised I had a good start and may actually be able to go for a win, and in that started refocussing decision on that, instead of exploring and tinkering. In runs before that I might do something like take tinker anywhere so I could better experiment with new wands a lot more easily, with no expectation of winning; in the winning run the decisions and mindset had to change from discovery and that's an important thing.
Watched full video. It has boring part there you travel to other worlds and break reroll machines, but in general it was really fun and I learned a lot.
I just finished my first 'win' by killing the final boss and made a new game then found out I had no crown, so I came to look for how do I get a crown, and tho I like the game very much, I very much doubt I have enough commitment in me to actually do this, not taking into considiration that I could have never been able to figure out this game half of it or even quarter of this stuff... So big thanks to you for this, teaching me how to, and giving this knowledge that would have been hidden otherwise! fun vod!!
7 Hours and Great Content! I'm honestly surprised i watched it all. I've played about 20 hours of noita so far, and you videos and other Noita creators are showing me the potential of this game!
Fun fact! Each stainless armor is, effectively, a 2x multiplier to your HP for as long as you remain stain-free. So with 15 of them, your HP is effectively 32,768 times higher. At the time you stopped rolling for perks, you had about 7.5 million raw HP, this put your "effective" hp at 245.76 Million! Now DATS a big number! The effective multiplier from damage reduction also applies to any HP gained from healing, so your healing from circle of vigor (as far as your "effective" HP is concerned) was also 32,768 times higher. With only 14, the multiplier is half, so 15 seems like the sort of "minimum" requirement as long as you have a reasonable source of healing when dealing with an object that literally deals millions of damage.
@@coldjam I'm a bit new to the whole thing. Is polymorph smth that once it hits you, there's nothing that can be done? Can't you revert back? Are you just done?
@@MegaOgrady usually not, 99% of the time there's a timer of like 15 seconds or so, it's just that when you have literally 2 hp as a sheep almost anything in the game can kill you easily. The 1% not included above is when you polymorph to abuse a certain later game mechanic or when you drink like chaotic polymorphine 87 times in one run. Then there is a chance of permanent polymorph, and in those cases, you are just screwed and gotta end the run
@@MegaOgrady So, if you get polymorphed somewhere safe without monsters around or manage to get to safety, you'll just revert to normal in abt 15 seconds
Dude, thanks for this. All 3 (now 4) of my wins were solely dependent on having a good wand before hiisi base. I started with magic missile digging and decided to press my luck bu going straight to wand mart. Found a nice fast recharge high mana (mawnuh) regen wand with a ton of spitter bolts. It was a literal game changer. At the next HM I got 6 Luminous drills+ping pong and a few black holes (no Greek letters yet, but now unlocked!) so I decided to press my luck and go to a parallel world once I reached the Vault HM. I found Steve/Scott easy to kill considering I could attack through walls, so I decided to break the reroll machines. Then I followed your video and the guide from the wiki. It took 16.5 hours. a month ago I told myself I'd probably never get this done. Boy was I wrong. The only "hard" part was avoiding poly. Thanks for all of the knowledge you provide for the non-twitch community. Hearts and sprinkles.
To anyone who's doing the sun quest: If you can't find circle of vigor but still want a % based heal, I recommend using the "deadly heal" spell. It has 20 casts compared to Circle of Vigors 2 casts. However, you'll need to reduce its dmg to 0, as well as make it be able to hit the player. Piercing + Divide by 2/4/10 are perfect for the job.
I got 99% of the way done with the quest and messed it up - I had the red stun stone and all the essences - but couldn't find a divide by or sea of lava to activate it at the moon, even in parallel worlds. I read that you could use the Sädekivi (laser beam stone) to activate it - so I got one and brought it to the sun stone on the moon and kicked it to activate it - except I had the essence of earth in my inventory which caused an earth quake - shattering the sun stone and destroying it. Thankfully I got a better seed a few days later and finally completed the quest, but I was malding when it happened.
I would like to elaborate, I know next to nothing about Noita, but by god, I love seeing the goofy and absurd things people can do in this game with little to no context, I so desperately want to play it blind and just see what happens.
I only came across your channel last night but you've exposed me to so many cool things about this game that it is making me want to jump right back into the magic that is Noita. bravo!
Im not sure if it gets addressed but at 45:00, the reason why the wand fires more but doesnt change the speed is because the wand already has a spellcast of 2 That means when it does cast the double, its actually casting 4 spells at once for the spellblock This also means the probablity for it to hang up and spesifically cast Chainsaw - double - chainsaw - luminous drill | sparkbolt is 1 in 120, better known as there is 119 ways the spell block works and doesnt hang up, and the reason why it doesn't hang up is because you have -.51 seconds recharge time xd
That cursed rock death goes to show that breaking the game goes both ways. And with Noita, breaking the game is pretty much a requirement to get the true ending.
Thanks for the great content Dunk. You give hope to this semi-casual noiter that one day I too will become a god and transcend the paltry limitations of reality.
Did the devs expect anyone to be able to discover all of this alone? I tried discovering as much as I could before looking up anything, but the complexity and depth of some of these secrets is bizarre. Are there clues in the game itself that could possibly allow someone to figure this out on their own? Thanks for making this video! It was a fascinating journey.
It's supposed to be a "community puzzle" with most enthusiastic players being at the forefront of uncovering all of the secrets. It worked well I think, although there are people that are upset by devs taking this direction.
@@romanlinnik7441 I think the downside is that if you're the kind of player that is used to avoiding spoilers and likes discovering everything by yourself then you're going to miss out on a lot of content. I enjoyed finding some of the secrets myself before I thought I'd found everything and then looked at a map and saw the parallel worlds.
@@romanlinnik7441 Yeah personally I'm not happy with this, if you're late to the party then you pretty much can't participate in the discovery part at all, it's either spoilers or nothing because it seems nobody normal can figure this shit out alone. Hugely disappointing, I don't want to follow some boring guides in order to experience the content of the game.
You said in one of your videos you read all your comments, so here goes. I've seen some videos on this game but man, I watched the entire 33 orb run. Watched the crazy gold run, watched so many others and the no edit stream of consciousness, talking to chat the whole time, it's kinda banger. And, sometimes information repeats but you never know who's new and doesn't know so never skip that stuff. And I'ma tell you right now I literally would have purchased the game after your first video but damnit I don't have a computer. So, I'm hoping to get a gaming laptop and after I download TF2 (my one love), I'm getting this. So excited to try wand-building. And you make surviving in your runs look SO EASY. Watched an old video of Jerma trying the game while talking to his chat and he died over and over. He went in fresh though, that might have contributed. Anyways. Really excited to get the game, only a matter of time! One request I have, is I would like to see more fungal shift videos. Those are a blast to watch. Also I was super sad when you lost that alchemist rock in all that midas on whatever video from way back. Lastly, been depressed lately, and having your videos to watch has been really helpful. Just a calm voice and a cool game, for hours on end. Good stuff. Here's to more vids!
I find your conversation about multiplayer games (around 2:26:00) really funny because my brother would always try to rope me into multiplayer games and get competitive about it so I always wanted to play singleplayer games because they were actually relaxing lol
Thanks for the Video. I did it today! Had to go to ng+ because my essence eaters all where gone except of one. So i made the sun in heaven and moved it to hell to kill the boss with it and to get the achievement to make a regular sun in hell. Then in ng+ i had to make a dark sun in hell and move the heaven sun to it. Took me 10 hours :D
idk if you read all the comments but if you want to try another wacky crazy game , try Caves of qud:) , its another game that has so many crazy layers on it and also just like noita , you can break it in many good ways , and your not punished , your encouraged to do so. anyhow i hope your day is good:) cheers.
I found that tower with earth on my second time playing Noita. I couldn't get in, so I KNEW there was something awesome in there. Third time playing I found a pathetic way to dig. A basic luminous drill I think it was? So I started slowly zapping my way in there. Took ages. Oh great, the essence just got to work slowly blowing me up. I was so disappoint. (of course, I had no idea what the essence remover was. I figured it was probably a good idea to destroy it :P )
Just imagine if a new dev joined the team, looked at the code and thought, "Hmm, looks like this perk reroll cost might be able to overflow from being doubled enough times, let me just put in a simple check to stop it increasing once it maxes out".
Kolmi: *happily doing whatever its doing* *SUDDENLY: Rumbling noises from up above* Kolmi: *looks up* "What the..." THE SUN: *breaks through the ceiling in all its radiance* Kolmi: "...HOW IN ALL OF CREATION!?!" *is evaporated by the sheer heat and power of the newly born star*
Fun fact. 2^39=549755813888 aka the last rolling machine number you see. The next 2^40=1.0995116e+12 this is when the memory overflows. So you have to reroll 40 times in order to break the pricing.
I do not regret spoiling this game. I would need to be trapped in a room with just this game for 20 years to potentially see most of it.
I beat the game then gave up
@@Minion_Darcy The tutorial ?
@@tragile9108 so, I beat the game and then after that I noticed… I have only obtained half of everything in the game award wise and achievement wise, after that I decided that I would give up hiding the other stuff in the game from me since it would take so long to figure out. (As what I have discovered)
Dude no joke. Ive played 350+ deaths at 100 hours… no win. And yeah I’ve discovered about 10 percent of this game
Well yall need to accept the fact that the supernova was anticlimatic as HELL
The supernova i expected: Big purple Shockwave with a little Galaxy inside the hell moon
The real supernova: s t e a m
at 1hr in:
"The sun quest takes about 8 hours at the pace we're going"
"early chainsaw saved us probably 30 minutes, teleport another thirty"
the run takes almost exactly 7 hours. that was impressive
man has premonition
dayum nice catch
If you have no time to watch this whole video here’s the entire lore of the run.
A guy randomly shows up out of no where with a magician’s kit and starts killing stuff. He then decides that even the laws of reality has no bounds on him and tunnels through space and time to find a parallel universe using a black hole spawner.
He then proceeds to make money obsolete to the point it equals nothing and becomes a literal immortal god who proceeds to fly to the moon and and replace it with the sun by sacrificing 100 baby’s.
He then goes to hell and makes another sun with a rock that produces literal shit. He then pulls the normal sun down through the entire world down to the sun in hell and causes a supernova. The end
I like to imagine that this wizard has lived 1337 lives and then he decides to go out with a bang
it look like a maniac that just want to TROLL the whole world because why the f*** not
Do this to get only one crown
thats so relatable...
least insane isekai plot
it blows my mind not only how much secret content this game has, but how pentahead the people that managed to figure it all out are.
the people that figured it out are real life wizards. if magic was real they would be doing shit like this irl we wouldn't last 2 days before a qtester broke reality by opening 35 simultaneous parallel dimensions.
I'm pretty sure it was mostly community effort, not any single individual figuring all of that shot out. Nonetheless very impressive stuff.
@@kirsaakov8808 exactly what i mean. just a bunch of -nerds- *wizards* studying magic and unraveling the secrets of the universe
pentahead hahahahaha
sadly its mostly using datamining
I love that the conventional way to complete a main quest in this game is to exploit a floating point error. Absolutely love this game and the community
I just watched the entire VOD, I expected to get bored at some point but you managed to stay entertaining and informative the entire 7 fucking hours... This game does things to people
Sorry for anyone that was watching this video when I first posted it! I had to re private the video again as the quality options didn't show up. Finally they are here after like 12 hours!
Hey Dunk, in which biome is the highest probability for me to find circle of vigour?
@@lukaslanger8077 Circle of vigor can only spawn on its own, not with a group of spells on a wand. The only exception to this is if its the always cast spell stuck on a wand. So with those rules, the best places to find circle of vigor is whenever you get to see groups of spells that are not on a wand. That would be a holy mountain that spawned spells instead of wands, the free spell eye room that's to the left of the hiisi base, and the temple of art "door" boss that drops 4 spells.
@@DunkOrSlam Thank you for your answer👍
TIL the egg door drops spells! I always just dug around it because I never had eggs on hand.
Ok, so I haven't checked noita in a while and this run is way beyond what I ever knew was possible. This is absolutely insane.
me playing noita back in 2021 when I first discovered it and didn't even searched for youtubers/streamers as to get a unadulterated experience.
took me at least a week to learn how to play only checking the wiki. i didn't even fought most bosses I just mostly wandered around and fucked with wand making for like 2 hours, only to get out of the holy mountain and promply die lmao.
then i found this video.
honestly? speechless.
@@CallMeMimi27 yeah, around 60%-80% of the games main content is locked/hidden away in various secrets that the average player wouldn't find on their own, it's pretty nutty
@@remix2593 we are too used to games spoon feeding us but noita actually says "fuck you we hid our content, you want it? fuck you you're never going to find it!" like some evil super villain, and the only way to actually play the game is by breaking it. you can't play the game normally or you'll get your ass handed to you.
this game was made by a villain that wants to turn you to the dark side, forcing you to use exploits and break the game in order for it to spill its secrets to you.
i say this in a loving way.
It's been 3 years since I played noita. I started it again. I've been rewatching all your long run VODs (finished the alchemy lab, the wisp run, and no HM run) and just by watching these Vods I am (re)learning so much. Even a single vod is such a good refresher course on most things about this game it's unbelievable
I have learned more about this game in 7 hours than I have in everything else I've seen on other channels. This was a wild wild ride.
I just finished watching this, I've been sat here since 7am and watched the whole lot in one go. Literally the longest video I've ever watched on UA-cam and I did it in one sitting.
Excellent entertainment Dunk! Would do again. .
These videos are hugely helpful dunk. Being brand new, I'm constantly getting myself killed just by experimenting and exploring, but that also means I miss out on a lot while I'm trying stuff out or just trying to survive.
That's my long ass way to say thank you ☺️
Been playing Noita for a lottle while and was inspired by you to do the sun quest. 9.5 hours in and halfway through breaking the rerole i hit some polly and exploded
THANK YOU for this guide! 200+ hours in game but never wanted to attempt this because of how daunting it seemed... but I really wanted that crown! This is the best guide out there for going through every step of the process. When I started playing Noita I never imagined crashing two suns into each other at the center of hell. This game never ceases to amaze me.
I was worried when you didn’t post for a while, the crash clip made me understand… lol.
Glad you’re back on UA-cam Dunk!
Loved the video!
49:34 I've never seen clips of going into the dark cave using light on a machine gun wand. It's crazy!! That fight with the mage feels like something out of the latest Batman hahaha. Thanks so much for all the great content
It hurts my eyes whenever i do it lol
It was very amusing to witness the lava lake atop the pyramid drip down - I caught myself wondering about the fate of the enemies you passed by as you travelled down the pyramid - then you came back after creating the first few sun stages, again passing by the lava, still making its way down the pyramid; a chunk of gold caught in the nook at it's base :)))
Infinite lifetime gold made this story possible
Thank you for showing how to do the sun quest, I will now start my first journey for it. I just got my first win two weeks ago so this is where the fun begins.
The Noita slowdowns almost have to be entirely about leaked memory. If reloading the game fixes the issues, then stuff is being improperly held in memory in some cases.
Starsector has this problem, too. Built on like Java 6 or something.
Awesome.
You make this a lot more simple than I thought. I remember guides saying you need to visit 7 parallel worlds, and you have to visit enough gold rooms to make your gold count show the infinite symbol. You broke the reroll machines after only visiting 5 worlds and 2 gold rooms. Not having to visit many gold rooms is the best part, because that's the most tedious step of the process IMO. Being able to reroll up to 1600 before you start is nice too.
Also I like the way you pronounce Taikasauva, something pleasant about how that sounds.
Bro, thanks for all the informative and funny videos. I had my first clear this week after 1000 deaths 🤝
I had 5 wins under my belt. Found Dunk and 14 hours later have my crown!! I watched and played along on my own random seed. Ty Chase
congrats!
I dont know how but I sat through the entire 7 hours on a quest that I've seen many versions of, it's a weird fun to watch something without skipping
just got my first win at run 93… thanks so much i feel ive learned a lot from you
Looking at this I'm just assuming there's no such thing as chat, he's just gone insane from too much Noita and is just talking to himself.
Haha =) it was recorded live on twitch originally
@@DunkOrSlam Take your pills Old man, it's time to wake up.
Extended dehydration can lead to delirium, you have essentially sweated yourself to madness.
Jokes aside, will there be the chat on the screen for the next all boss run video? I feel like having rows upon rows of "COPIUM" being spammed on the side is an essential Noita experience.
My friend and I got this game on a whim and vowed not to look anything up because we knew it was a super deep game and wanted to see how far we could get... We started pronouncing the Title "No-I-Tea-Ah" to represent our vast lack of understanding....
You nailed a problem on the head for me that I didn't even know where to begin with, being a little brother and never liking single player games. It didn't make sense to me why up until you said it outloud. Thank you very much brother, best of wishes to you and your life.
Bought this game because of your videos. I've got about 3 hours, a dozen and a half deaths, and I still haven't made it to the first holy mountain, but I'm having a blast!
How has it gone so far!
I've been watching this for a few hours off and on and damn is it relaxing
i got a heart mimic in my first 50ish hours and it solidified a really bad habit of shooting every heart i saw
Lol same thing happened to me, scared the crap out of me
Finally watched it completly, thanks for the journey! You are a very sympathetic type of person - as much as I can tell from watching you play Noita at least :D Keep it up ✌
Your videos are so good, that even when I cannot watch entire video in one shot, I seek it later to watch further (there are lot of other things that I would have just dropped in similar situation). I don't know what exactly catches me so, I guess combination of good gameplay, your personality and good explanations. Great job, and thank you for the content.
I did the sun quest a couple months ago, it was also a 33 orb run. My best win yet
This is the most relaxing thing I've ever discovered thanks noita
You share so much info and make it look easy it's hard to skip a moment
3:44:30 just watching for the insightful knowledge of an experienced play and then bro drops the most high quality water pour I’ve ever heard what the hell
Niborius here. Finally did it! Spent the few hours that I was in a plane last week mostly watching this run and learning all about the Sun quest lol. I made a few mistakes here and there but in the end I made both the sun and the dark sun, and collided them as well :) (Although I accidentally threw the music note in the sun so it took me a while to get it down to the dark sun lol). Am very close to getting 100% on all progression stats in the game. Thanks a lot for all the tips and uploading this video!
WHOA. This is awesome, thanks for making this! It'll take a hot minute to chew through this one, but believe me I will.
Awesome, epic run. Thanks for doing this. It will be an invaluable resource for people like me who want to do the sun quest but haven't quite been able to do it yet.
@30:58 -- I think there's also an important thing for newer players to realise when they think they know enough and want to win, vs. still exploring.
I say this as a newer player who got my first win this week, just a couple days ago (haven't had a good chance to try and make it two yet!). In that run I realised I had a good start and may actually be able to go for a win, and in that started refocussing decision on that, instead of exploring and tinkering. In runs before that I might do something like take tinker anywhere so I could better experiment with new wands a lot more easily, with no expectation of winning; in the winning run the decisions and mindset had to change from discovery and that's an important thing.
Watched full video. It has boring part there you travel to other worlds and break reroll machines, but in general it was really fun and I learned a lot.
Today is the Quest of the Sun
We know that Dunk will get her done
He fights against crashes
To delight the masses
Easy as any ol' run.
just started playing notia last week and just a few of your videos have already helped me out so much, thank you for the great content
Its admirable and amazing to see your knowledge of this game, i cant even get past the 3rd area
5:13:29 Can we just appreciate how smoothly Chase shot the chest and grabbed the heart
I just finished my first 'win' by killing the final boss and made a new game then found out I had no crown, so I came to look for how do I get a crown, and tho I like the game very much, I very much doubt I have enough commitment in me to actually do this, not taking into considiration that I could have never been able to figure out this game half of it or even quarter of this stuff...
So big thanks to you for this, teaching me how to, and giving this knowledge that would have been hidden otherwise! fun vod!!
7 Hours and Great Content! I'm honestly surprised i watched it all. I've played about 20 hours of noita so far, and you videos and other Noita creators are showing me the potential of this game!
I watched the whole thing. Also, the acid lava arc was gold.
Finnally! Ive been practicing a lot of Noita and having lots of fun and I very much appreciate these :)
Thanks for this video! I just used it to get my crown. You'll see me rocking that when I join NT. 😎
The algorithm has blessed you with my view. And had suggested basically all your videos since then... I agree algorithm, this is a good pick.
Fun fact! Each stainless armor is, effectively, a 2x multiplier to your HP for as long as you remain stain-free.
So with 15 of them, your HP is effectively 32,768 times higher. At the time you stopped rolling for perks, you had about 7.5 million raw HP, this put your "effective" hp at 245.76 Million! Now DATS a big number!
The effective multiplier from damage reduction also applies to any HP gained from healing, so your healing from circle of vigor (as far as your "effective" HP is concerned) was also 32,768 times higher. With only 14, the multiplier is half, so 15 seems like the sort of "minimum" requirement as long as you have a reasonable source of healing when dealing with an object that literally deals millions of damage.
just wanna note that effective health would be 245.76 Billion not million, 7.5*10^6*2^15=245.76*10^9
245.76 billion health points vs one polymorph bolt....
@@coldjam I'm a bit new to the whole thing. Is polymorph smth that once it hits you, there's nothing that can be done? Can't you revert back? Are you just done?
@@MegaOgrady usually not, 99% of the time there's a timer of like 15 seconds or so, it's just that when you have literally 2 hp as a sheep almost anything in the game can kill you easily. The 1% not included above is when you polymorph to abuse a certain later game mechanic or when you drink like chaotic polymorphine 87 times in one run. Then there is a chance of permanent polymorph, and in those cases, you are just screwed and gotta end the run
@@MegaOgrady So, if you get polymorphed somewhere safe without monsters around or manage to get to safety, you'll just revert to normal in abt 15 seconds
Dude, thanks for this. All 3 (now 4) of my wins were solely dependent on having a good wand before hiisi base. I started with magic missile digging and decided to press my luck bu going straight to wand mart. Found a nice fast recharge high mana (mawnuh) regen wand with a ton of spitter bolts. It was a literal game changer. At the next HM I got 6 Luminous drills+ping pong and a few black holes (no Greek letters yet, but now unlocked!) so I decided to press my luck and go to a parallel world once I reached the Vault HM. I found Steve/Scott easy to kill considering I could attack through walls, so I decided to break the reroll machines. Then I followed your video and the guide from the wiki. It took 16.5 hours. a month ago I told myself I'd probably never get this done. Boy was I wrong. The only "hard" part was avoiding poly.
Thanks for all of the knowledge you provide for the non-twitch community.
Hearts and sprinkles.
To anyone who's doing the sun quest:
If you can't find circle of vigor but still want a % based heal, I recommend using the "deadly heal" spell. It has 20 casts compared to Circle of Vigors 2 casts.
However, you'll need to reduce its dmg to 0, as well as make it be able to hit the player. Piercing + Divide by 2/4/10 are perfect for the job.
I got 99% of the way done with the quest and messed it up - I had the red stun stone and all the essences - but couldn't find a divide by or sea of lava to activate it at the moon, even in parallel worlds.
I read that you could use the Sädekivi (laser beam stone) to activate it - so I got one and brought it to the sun stone on the moon and kicked it to activate it - except I had the essence of earth in my inventory which caused an earth quake - shattering the sun stone and destroying it.
Thankfully I got a better seed a few days later and finally completed the quest, but I was malding when it happened.
I would like to elaborate, I know next to nothing about Noita, but by god, I love seeing the goofy and absurd things people can do in this game with little to no context, I so desperately want to play it blind and just see what happens.
I watched this for the 3th time complete. I dont know. Your Content is so relaxing to watch
I only came across your channel last night but you've exposed me to so many cool things about this game that it is making me want to jump right back into the magic that is Noita. bravo!
Im not sure if it gets addressed but at 45:00, the reason why the wand fires more but doesnt change the speed is because the wand already has a spellcast of 2
That means when it does cast the double, its actually casting 4 spells at once for the spellblock
This also means the probablity for it to hang up and spesifically cast Chainsaw - double - chainsaw - luminous drill | sparkbolt is 1 in 120, better known as there is 119 ways the spell block works and doesnt hang up, and the reason why it doesn't hang up is because you have -.51 seconds recharge time xd
That cursed rock death goes to show that breaking the game goes both ways. And with Noita, breaking the game is pretty much a requirement to get the true ending.
i just play noita for like 2 hrs but i watched this whole video. epic game, epic mr streamer
Thanks for the great content Dunk. You give hope to this semi-casual noiter that one day I too will become a god and transcend the paltry limitations of reality.
i have no idea who found this but its amazing
Did the devs expect anyone to be able to discover all of this alone? I tried discovering as much as I could before looking up anything, but the complexity and depth of some of these secrets is bizarre. Are there clues in the game itself that could possibly allow someone to figure this out on their own?
Thanks for making this video! It was a fascinating journey.
There are a lot of clues in the game, but they're also pretty well hidden
I'm pretty sure the devs intended for people to come together and figure it out as a group like we did.
It's supposed to be a "community puzzle" with most enthusiastic players being at the forefront of uncovering all of the secrets. It worked well I think, although there are people that are upset by devs taking this direction.
@@romanlinnik7441 I think the downside is that if you're the kind of player that is used to avoiding spoilers and likes discovering everything by yourself then you're going to miss out on a lot of content. I enjoyed finding some of the secrets myself before I thought I'd found everything and then looked at a map and saw the parallel worlds.
@@romanlinnik7441 Yeah personally I'm not happy with this, if you're late to the party then you pretty much can't participate in the discovery part at all, it's either spoilers or nothing because it seems nobody normal can figure this shit out alone. Hugely disappointing, I don't want to follow some boring guides in order to experience the content of the game.
long video to finish took 3 days but worth it.
I am loving this video so much. Been watching it intermittently for a few days. Got me following on twitch now :)
gr8 video. thanks for uploading it here. i literally just watched it in one sitting xD
I watched this whole thing over 3 days. Just got my first win. Trying to figure out what to do next.
You said in one of your videos you read all your comments, so here goes.
I've seen some videos on this game but man, I watched the entire 33 orb run. Watched the crazy gold run, watched so many others and the no edit stream of consciousness, talking to chat the whole time, it's kinda banger.
And, sometimes information repeats but you never know who's new and doesn't know so never skip that stuff.
And I'ma tell you right now I literally would have purchased the game after your first video but damnit I don't have a computer. So, I'm hoping to get a gaming laptop and after I download TF2 (my one love), I'm getting this. So excited to try wand-building. And you make surviving in your runs look SO EASY.
Watched an old video of Jerma trying the game while talking to his chat and he died over and over. He went in fresh though, that might have contributed.
Anyways. Really excited to get the game, only a matter of time!
One request I have, is I would like to see more fungal shift videos. Those are a blast to watch. Also I was super sad when you lost that alchemist rock in all that midas on whatever video from way back.
Lastly, been depressed lately, and having your videos to watch has been really helpful. Just a calm voice and a cool game, for hours on end. Good stuff. Here's to more vids!
Oh yeah, and DRONCHED! Lol.
Just letting this entire video run as I continue to try and get my first win. Last time I thought I could fight the dragon. X.x
I find your conversation about multiplayer games (around 2:26:00) really funny because my brother would always try to rope me into multiplayer games and get competitive about it so I always wanted to play singleplayer games because they were actually relaxing lol
Ohh, I'm looking forward to watching this!
Really apprecaited, thanks.
Very entertaining.
You gained my sub for telling why you laughed upon getting a wand at 8:45 something
Impressive run. Very enjoyable
What a crazy adventure for a noob like me, thank you so much
5 and a half hours in and too invested to not finish this marathon. I had given up on Noita like a year ago maybe I'll give it a shot again.
this game is deep man
Fun and informative! Thanks
Also, supernova was very anticlimactic, lol
Thanks for the Video. I did it today!
Had to go to ng+ because my essence eaters all where gone except of one. So i made the sun in heaven and moved it to hell to kill the boss with it and to get the achievement to make a regular sun in hell. Then in ng+ i had to make a dark sun in hell and move the heaven sun to it. Took me 10 hours :D
Alright I gotta sub for this, basically Noita study material
I absolutely adore how he said "this is a regural quest" like it was something he does every other monday.
I’m late to the fun, but awesome video. Learned a lot about the game!
Also what a great community this game has.
Thank you for uploading, brother!
as someone who has never made it past hisi base without mods, i have no idea what is happening
I feel that
Here with you mate
idk if you read all the comments but if you want to try another wacky crazy game , try Caves of qud:) , its another game that has so many crazy layers on it and also just like noita , you can break it in many good ways , and your not punished , your encouraged to do so.
anyhow i hope your day is good:) cheers.
I found that tower with earth on my second time playing Noita. I couldn't get in, so I KNEW there was something awesome in there.
Third time playing I found a pathetic way to dig. A basic luminous drill I think it was?
So I started slowly zapping my way in there. Took ages.
Oh great, the essence just got to work slowly blowing me up. I was so disappoint.
(of course, I had no idea what the essence remover was. I figured it was probably a good idea to destroy it :P )
Just imagine if a new dev joined the team, looked at the code and thought, "Hmm, looks like this perk reroll cost might be able to overflow from being doubled enough times, let me just put in a simple check to stop it increasing once it maxes out".
Never played noita. didnt understand a thing. Excellent background video
Fun fact, if you take 10 Repelling Cape, it will bug out and stains won't disappear unless you stay in the fire or something
So i started playing this last week and found your vids. Now i'm not sure what i'm getting into :D
Kolmi: *happily doing whatever its doing*
*SUDDENLY: Rumbling noises from up above*
Kolmi: *looks up* "What the..."
THE SUN: *breaks through the ceiling in all its radiance*
Kolmi: "...HOW IN ALL OF CREATION!?!" *is evaporated by the sheer heat and power of the newly born star*
I've watched like 5 videos and I always pass out about halfway through today is the day I see the end
The first wand in the mines having 4 chainsaws on it was some unethical RNG, but it's always good to start a long run on such a good omen.
I like your wallpaper, easy on the eyes.
Thanks man appreciate the video!
Noita together works on Linux now? Wow I never thought I would see the day. I gotta go check that shiz out.
Fun fact. 2^39=549755813888 aka the last rolling machine number you see.
The next 2^40=1.0995116e+12 this is when the memory overflows.
So you have to reroll 40 times in order to break the pricing.
i sat here for the entire video good job wooo go Texans
I wanna give multiple likes for this beautiful video :3 Please give us more frequent videos, even if its just recorded Twitch streams