Movie Genre Slander

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • just slandering some movie genres. (check out my other slander videos)
    #slander

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  • @thepistachio
    @thepistachio  2 роки тому +157

    I'm brainstorming more genre slander ideas 💡, in the meantime don't forget to give this video a like!

  • @CatZoooGameDev
    @CatZoooGameDev 20 днів тому +361

    Cars in horror movie: Oh no I can't walk today
    Cars in Action movie: just took 2073 shots and survived a nuclear bomb with some small scratches

    • @AuToMaNiAk005
      @AuToMaNiAk005 14 днів тому +19

      Christine: Am I a joke to you?

    • @accountsnames2614
      @accountsnames2614 7 днів тому +5

      The car can't walk????

    • @MaxBelcher-wv2vy
      @MaxBelcher-wv2vy 16 годин тому +1

      That car from the Blues Brothers was fueled by the power of God. It could have gone into infinity.

  • @fgdgtryhdfgrsgrtsr1749
    @fgdgtryhdfgrsgrtsr1749 4 дні тому +5

    People in horror movies: Braindead, zero fear until they encounter the entity
    People in alien invasion movies: Excellent cooperation skills and intelligence that don't exist irl

    • @MaxBelcher-wv2vy
      @MaxBelcher-wv2vy 16 годин тому

      In no movie are people's brilliant instinct shining at full capacity.

  • @zed-up
    @zed-up Місяць тому +157

    Romance triangle as trio from TGTB&TU had me on floor. Lol

  • @Mr.WhatsHisName1
    @Mr.WhatsHisName1 10 днів тому +4

    We not gonna talk about how kids stare at a 9000 ft building thats about to fall on them instead of running

  • @Itukah1
    @Itukah1 17 днів тому +51

    Predator animal in real life:
    Only attack when hunting or self defense, some of them are just chill
    Predator animal depicted in movie: Killing machine that will kill any human but animal of their natural food nonstop in entire movie

  • @jerryli9511
    @jerryli9511 23 дні тому +62

    This is actually a good slander video

  • @ImTotallySans
    @ImTotallySans 21 день тому +32

    0:34 Plot Twist:
    They are in dude perfect and are hitting a million trick shots for a video

  • @PlantLollmao
    @PlantLollmao 19 днів тому +27

    0:41 terrible writing advice reference??

  • @jackripper4419
    @jackripper4419 15 днів тому +7

    action movies: Hiding behind a table or thin wall of wood can save you from 5.56

  • @Morrison-saber-tooth
    @Morrison-saber-tooth 22 дні тому +19

    Bruh video was already released 2 years ago but comments are here since three weeks ago

  • @Dudewholikesdinosaurs
    @Dudewholikesdinosaurs 13 днів тому

    Also every horror movie chick being the most crippled survivors in the entire movie

  • @theinsurance2450
    @theinsurance2450 20 днів тому +2

    1. For the horror movie. It should have been jump scares. It impossible to watch a horror movie without at least one of them.
    2. John Wick in a nutshell. Lol.
    3. To be fair. If it is a western. Everyone would already have guns on them no matter where they are. Should have been clip of characters who are country Sheriff's but not from a western movie. Like Woody from Toy Story or Rick Grimes from Walking dead. Because their always a cowboy sheriff in the western.
    4. Only movie I can think of is high school musical 3.
    5. Yep pretty much 100% accurate. Expect replace the friend with a parent or parent figure.
    6. Any 80s or 90s movies. Always over the top.
    7. Armageddon: Am I a joke to you?
    8. Madagascar lol.
    9. Stormtroopers: Or many we shoot bad on purpose because we want the rebels to win. You ever think about that. After all you think we like working for a guy that force choke his employees for every little mistake.
    10. Your mom trying to say your favorite Lord of the rings character. Leg-o-us?
    11. Definitely Twilight. Edward shooting Jacob. Or is it more like Bella shooting Jacob. Either way someone shot Jacob.
    12. I want to say Jaws. But it pretty much any Christopher Nolan movie.
    13. So many to pick. Umm the one where the coach trains a bunch of losers to the championship to show them they can be winners. Hopefully that narrows it down for you.

  • @rachels6808
    @rachels6808 7 днів тому

    Alternative with the first clip: a black man in a horror movie😅

  • @SharkIey
    @SharkIey 22 дні тому +3

    Stormtrooper

    • @alexletiny5155
      @alexletiny5155 21 день тому +1

      Fun fact: stormtroopers were actualy ORDERED TO BE SHIT AT AIMING bcuz they put a tracking device on the millenium falcon, as evident by them litteraly wiping an entire hallway of rebels in a matter of seconds.

  • @Grace-g8k2x
    @Grace-g8k2x 21 день тому +9

    0:41 whats the western movies name?

    • @Dallasitx
      @Dallasitx 21 день тому +5

      The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

    • @lewisschreffler
      @lewisschreffler 21 день тому +2

      @@Dallasitxthank you, I was just about to comment that

    • @RedSugarSniffer
      @RedSugarSniffer 20 днів тому +3

      How you didnt know that classic?

    • @squidwardfromua
      @squidwardfromua 19 днів тому

      ​@@RedSugarSniffer Easily: there are so many classic movies and so many people that aren't really into films, that the chance the randomly picked person has seen a randomly picked classic movie is very small

  • @TF2Moderator
    @TF2Moderator 18 днів тому

    I’m your 500th sub

  • @B1_1_9_7_5
    @B1_1_9_7_5 15 днів тому

    0:34 man these guys are elusive

  • @msmanimationsyt
    @msmanimationsyt 27 днів тому +16

    I’m ur 300th sub 0:19

  • @theironrubberduck
    @theironrubberduck 4 дні тому

    I dont want to be that guy but the title should be movie tropes or something, not genres

  • @KoffeeB
    @KoffeeB 10 днів тому

    SLANDER
    LIBEL

  • @0ldMatty2
    @0ldMatty2 22 дні тому +1

    Yes 😂

  • @Sejasthen1954
    @Sejasthen1954 10 днів тому

    You forgot Anime

  • @Xx_sussybaka_xX
    @Xx_sussybaka_xX 21 день тому +1

    0:30 ayo raci-

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 20 днів тому +2

      Not even remotely

    • @redacted4857
      @redacted4857 16 днів тому

      ok kiddo, get off youtube and start rethinking😐

  • @monsterjambrony
    @monsterjambrony 19 днів тому

    Animation is NOT a genre!

  • @DevotionswithCharlie
    @DevotionswithCharlie 17 днів тому +3

    If you're struggling with mental health come to christ and he will comfort you he loves you People please I preach to you out of love belive on the lord Jesus Christ FEAR THE LORD and trust in him for you salvation and not in yourself Christ came to die for our sin we have all sinned and deserve hell but God is so merciful and Jesus died on the cross to take our punishment so that who ever belive on him will not perish but have eternal life john 3:16 romans 10:9 if we confess with our mouth Jesus is lord and belive in our heart that god rose him from the dead we will be saved we can not earn salvation it is the free gift from God

  • @dogmilk999
    @dogmilk999 22 дні тому +1065

    also the military being comically weak in zombie movies

    • @novemberecho3899
      @novemberecho3899 22 дні тому +270

      Ah yes the "We literally have tanks and helicopters but somehow none show up and helicopters crash for no reason"

    • @nicolasreyes4829
      @nicolasreyes4829 22 дні тому +106

      And also incredibly strong against an Alien invasion

    • @Solobuddy
      @Solobuddy 22 дні тому +88

      ​@nicolasreyes4829 don't forget it's always usa army against aliens

    • @patrickbeer2078
      @patrickbeer2078 21 день тому +52

      @@Solobuddyin fairness, out of any county on the planet, is there really any competition on who’d be the first to antagonise the aliens with America here.

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 21 день тому +28

      @@patrickbeer2078idk chinas a bit rowdy

  • @myang12003
    @myang12003 22 дні тому +299

    You forgot about the ending of a kids movie is just dancing

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 21 день тому +13

      True, I’ve seen A LOT and it’s not surprising to see how many there are

    • @vaporyoi
      @vaporyoi 20 днів тому +51

      Kids movies after the villain gets brutally grinded in a meat grinder slowly and painfully while the hero and allies just dance

    • @someguywithalowbudget1320
      @someguywithalowbudget1320 16 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 15 днів тому +5

      Insert Owl City song for the first half of the credits.
      (I actually like Owl City but it's pretty weird how often that happens)
      Edit: apparently it's just around 4 or 5, maybe 6. Hmm, felt like way more.

    • @myang12003
      @myang12003 15 днів тому +4

      @@Dalton_Boardman2000 wreck it Ralph:

  • @Joey7Z7Horror
    @Joey7Z7Horror 25 днів тому +462

    I’m a horror storyteller and I totally hate the stereotypes people make about the horror genre. I liked this though. It was simple, sweet, and not degrading. Just a harmless joke about how someone’s gonna turn out in a horror film lol

    • @reinxraidenchannel9807
      @reinxraidenchannel9807 22 дні тому +29

      Surprise they didn't go with the black guy stereotype in horror movies

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 22 дні тому +33

      @@reinxraidenchannel9807 funny thing too is that the black guy stereotype ain’t even a real thing in the actual genre lmao. And whenever it does happen, it doesn’t say anything about whether it’s really common or not. It’s pretty stupid but it’s not really a stereotype I mind that much. It’s just simply annoying and silly I guess lol

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 21 день тому +5

      Freaky made fun of that trope back in 2020 when the friend said : "Im gay, youre black, we're screwed."

    • @cupcake_toucher445
      @cupcake_toucher445 20 днів тому +2

      ​@@Joey7Z7HorrorBuddy you aint no popular. All scary stories are in your head with your voices

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 20 днів тому +13

      @@cupcake_toucher445 what the fuck is EDP here talking about, trying to gaslight me 😭

  • @switzknight.
    @switzknight. 26 днів тому +245

    0:30 IS CRAZY💀💀💀

    • @bealea1127
      @bealea1127 22 дні тому +5

      I don't get it.

    • @CyberIsNotHere
      @CyberIsNotHere 22 дні тому +44

      @@bealea1127 most animals that speak in movies are animated to look like they have human mouths when speaking

    • @xraykhi
      @xraykhi 22 дні тому

      NAH THEY CALLING THE BLACK KID A MONKEY

    • @bealea1127
      @bealea1127 22 дні тому +2

      @@CyberIsNotHere Oh ok 💀

    • @firehex2302
      @firehex2302 22 дні тому

      @@bealea1127 Its cuz the kid in the video is black

  • @AlexCardona-s1n
    @AlexCardona-s1n 20 днів тому +93

    The bad guys aiming in movies is 100% accurate

  • @M11M3N
    @M11M3N 21 день тому +59

    0:34 Stormtroopers be like:

    • @dav1dzombie5
      @dav1dzombie5 11 днів тому +1

      True lol

    • @myang12003
      @myang12003 8 днів тому

      Stormtroopers actually have good aim, but they miss on purpose when they try to shoot the main cast.

    • @Puffball-l1q
      @Puffball-l1q 4 дні тому

      bruh you beat me to it

  • @thepoleontheroad
    @thepoleontheroad 14 днів тому +16

    The bad guys aiming is too accurate, plot armor is omnipresent

  • @Name-cp7oh
    @Name-cp7oh 25 днів тому +37

    This is the best slander video ever

  • @myang12003
    @myang12003 22 дні тому +16

    What about ai outsmarting humanity in sci-fi?

  • @Danielthefloppa
    @Danielthefloppa 6 днів тому +1

    Families in zombie movies:
    Daughter: I dropped my stuffed animal😭
    Dad: *runs to try to get it* and dies by the zombies

  • @emperornk6003
    @emperornk6003 17 днів тому +3

    Military-historical movies showing Americans feeling sorry for invading and ruining countries:

  • @eggnut8090
    @eggnut8090 17 днів тому +5

    0:34 literally starwars

  • @No-hybrid-dino
    @No-hybrid-dino 21 день тому +8

    0:34 Stormtroopets!!!!

  • @retroclassicpablo
    @retroclassicpablo 20 днів тому +8

    Movies: must have at the end a dance party

  • @Chilling-And-Vibing
    @Chilling-And-Vibing 17 днів тому +5

    0:01 Happy death day is the only exception!

  • @metarcee2483
    @metarcee2483 8 днів тому +2

    That's part of what makes musicals such fun.

  • @sydneywaldron9877
    @sydneywaldron9877 15 днів тому +2

    0:34
    Side character: Oh no their shooting at us!
    Main character: good thing bad guys are such terrible shots!
    Bad guys: *running while wave their guns everywhere* man these guys are elusive!!

  • @twixmaestr7605
    @twixmaestr7605 20 днів тому +3

    Can you do “least biased fight in an action movie”?

  • @IChaseIYouTube
    @IChaseIYouTube 14 днів тому +1

    Aren't white women usually the sole survivor of horror movies? I mean, white women die along the way, but one is usually the final girl.

  • @opinion1here
    @opinion1here Місяць тому +5

    bro it's a been a year where are you dawg

  • @Orin-the-hellcat
    @Orin-the-hellcat 7 днів тому +1

    you forgot the final girl thing in horror movie

  • @myang12003
    @myang12003 8 днів тому

    Mexico in American movies is just desert (same thing for Africa I guess)

  • @SpideyGoat-iw7qh
    @SpideyGoat-iw7qh 26 днів тому +3

    I am your 310th sub

  • @BrattiBunni
    @BrattiBunni 4 дні тому

    What about whenever a movie hints to a sequel when the supposedly dead guy rises his hand out of the clutter he was “crushed” in and then the movie ends

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 8 днів тому

    Hitting a target with a gun is actually really, really hard. The bad guy’s aim is realistic

  • @wondering6583
    @wondering6583 7 днів тому

    Being a black dude in any horror movie though… you are the punching bag basically.

  • @Concapex
    @Concapex 21 день тому +1

    Riply completely proves the first one wrong

  • @joaquinvaleri7022
    @joaquinvaleri7022 14 днів тому

    I hate family guy and this is for charlie hebdo je suis charlie i am charlie

  • @Mattbowser64
    @Mattbowser64 5 годин тому

    0:35 Donald shooter💀

  • @joaquinvaleri7022
    @joaquinvaleri7022 14 днів тому

    And goodbye or not goodbye

  • @eduardovargas7366
    @eduardovargas7366 6 днів тому

    Forgot mexico with the sepia filter lmao xD

  • @intrepidusofficial3956
    @intrepidusofficial3956 15 днів тому +1

    0:34 Stormtrooper marksmanship acedamy

  • @NinetentsProductions
    @NinetentsProductions 10 годин тому

    0:37 BRUCE ALMIGHTY

  • @frank8917
    @frank8917 День тому

    How are Jocks in real life?

  • @jkgaming0565
    @jkgaming0565 15 днів тому

    This was a masterpiece

  • @benjamincanales6668
    @benjamincanales6668 15 днів тому

    0:01

  • @NerdySnake
    @NerdySnake 14 днів тому

    Gonna make your channel from 629 to 630 (still don't understand how you can be so underrated)

  • @NerdySnake
    @NerdySnake 14 днів тому

    Gonna make your channel from 629 to 630 (still don't understand how you can be so underrated)

  • @bobcrafttheking2014
    @bobcrafttheking2014 17 днів тому

    Slandering movie genres, by depicting it as other movie genres… yeah okay I won’t lie, this is probably the most clever video I’ve seen about the slander memes, not a high bar but it’s something

  • @wreckitralphfan0017
    @wreckitralphfan0017 17 днів тому

    This actually hurts

  • @anthonyst-laurent529
    @anthonyst-laurent529 20 днів тому

    Accurate

  • @christianaguiare544
    @christianaguiare544 21 день тому +4

    Dude, Braveheart is the best way to put in that feeling when you’re about to go in a game, true brotherhood

  • @Grantbird1964
    @Grantbird1964 9 днів тому

    0:45 what’s this from 😂

    • @Sum67
      @Sum67 2 дні тому

      The audio of a PostAwareness Stage 5/6 album in a Caretaker FanProject be like:

  • @GabrielNavia-u8j
    @GabrielNavia-u8j 9 днів тому

    0:35 😂