I feel like when James was a kid he would read Spy vs Spy comics then write a detailed analysis of the losing spy's strategy to identify potential flaws in operational security. I feel like he pays professional hit men to break into his house and set genuinely lethal traps to keep him on his toes. I feel like one day when filming someone is going to unintentionally say the specific sequence of words that activates his programming and that there will be no more vlogs. I feel like as a kid he heard the phrase "you are what you eat" so he performed an anesthetic-free extraction of his own wisdom teeth and ate them. I feel like if you pick up the phone next to his bed and dial zero the President answers. I feel like his biological parents were assassinated and replaced with government surveillance agents once he was approved for the Infant Water Warrior Program. I feel like since government funding for the Program dried up they've replaced his surveillance agents by blackmailing a group of millennials into following him under the pretense of filming a reality tv style vlog by holding on to the only known antidote for whatever the fuck it is that Parker has.
You should consider whitelisting or disabling when you watch content you want to support. Is a 15sec add really going to kill you when it helps support small content makers?
I love how James just wears beanies since the episode where they were talking about branding. In California, beanie life is non-existent. That dude is committed to his role.
You better fuckin upload the entire live performance or I will die... Make me pay for it, idk... I must see it in it's entirety. Please, i'm begging you.
Really digging how this show is growing. This has become more than "a vlog with a funny voicer" now were seeing a push in quality using that same format. We are seeing bigger production value, character development, story development, with even funnier dialog. I think this team is onto something big.
They still need a final person to solidify the group. I don't know who or what but there's a single missing ingredient that would totally set this whole thing off into a whole other level
Yes, little Reina! Steven always talks about how he modeled SP7 after It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They need a Frank and who would make a better Frank then Reina? lol
I have been re watching this whole season, this is the first video that I got an ad for, and I feel bad and sad because of it. I wish that I got an ad for every single one to support the channel.
get a patrion already you could make one of the perks be a signed mug every other month or hat. i would definitely pay that and im sure alot of other people would do that as well
Don't think he's allowed. He's under Fullscreen now. That's the reason Meg Turney had to leave Roosterteeth, she realised she could make a ton more via patreon but it was against company policy.
well maybe if steve sees that there is alot of demand they could work things out to have at least one of the sugarpine 7 boys have a patrion well all of them except parker lol. and i would totally buy a shirt that has james straight face on it with one of his quotes like "i cant im drafted" or "im from NASA"
Don't think it has anything to do with demand. Companies have policies for legal reasons, idk what the legal reasons would be for Fullscreen but that's just how it appears. Funhaus also had fans telling them to get a patreon during the ad-pocalypse and they had to respond saying they weren't gonna do it. Either way, I think Sugar Pine is fine, the money thing is mostly probably just a bit...I hope. Fullscreen and Rooster Teeth seem to know what they are doing and Supdicks views are really good, so they'll treat him well.
yea but if i learned anything from my first year of law school theres always a loop hole in contracts. it just means that there has to be a demand worth enough to risk using that loop hole. but then again they just joined with fullscreen so it sadly wont be smart until they get more contacts with other brands and companies to fall back on
they just cut out all the wasted time or useless information, its not like these are the types of videos where they can do multiple takes all the time so this was the best way to cut it
Braeden Alberti it's not like they can make a script, or rehearse their roles before they start recording, or even think about what they're saying before the say it. i dunno
Yeah but in the cowchop podcast, ep2, Steven admitted to signing a contract with Machinima. The Roosterteeth cinematic universe is starting to lose itself.
Honestly Steve, out of all of my years on UA-cam, this has got to be my favorite channel. The videos are so consistent with each other and I laugh out loud during every video. Keep up the good work
If you guys aren't actually a part of rooster teeth I'd flip my left but into testicular torsion. That said this is one of my favorite channels at this time. every vid is a banger and you production quality/writing (and freeballing) is top tier. Stay golden child.
This episode is like our daily reminder that Autumn's editing is incredible.
Zach I don't think I like the large amount of jump cuts though.
Theonrouge i just am not a fan of italics
Theonrouge Now that you mention it theres like a jump cut every two seconds oh my god
get a grip
Wow... You've got to be pretty fucking entitled to criticize free content on the internet.
I can't believe they'd anger a water warrior in his natural habitat
Witness the water warrior in his natural habitat!!!
Steven, we need Water Warrior merch!
I feel like when James was a kid he would read Spy vs Spy comics then write a detailed analysis of the losing spy's strategy to identify potential flaws in operational security.
I feel like he pays professional hit men to break into his house and set genuinely lethal traps to keep him on his toes.
I feel like one day when filming someone is going to unintentionally say the specific sequence of words that activates his programming and that there will be no more vlogs.
I feel like as a kid he heard the phrase "you are what you eat" so he performed an anesthetic-free extraction of his own wisdom teeth and ate them.
I feel like if you pick up the phone next to his bed and dial zero the President answers.
I feel like his biological parents were assassinated and replaced with government surveillance agents once he was approved for the Infant Water Warrior Program.
I feel like since government funding for the Program dried up they've replaced his surveillance agents by blackmailing a group of millennials into following him under the pretense of filming a reality tv style vlog by holding on to the only known antidote for whatever the fuck it is that Parker has.
Elemenopy Cuaress Wow
Elemenopy Cuaress Why?
That's so weird, I thought I was the only one who thought all of that.
Hahaha Geoff's instinctive response "Yeah, is this a bit? Am I being recorded"
I've literally never seen an ad when ChickenBoi said there was gonna be one
I HAVE
There an incredibly rare species but I've seen one just the once!
You should consider whitelisting or disabling when you watch content you want to support. Is a 15sec add really going to kill you when it helps support small content makers?
I've never seen an ad ever. In general.
pearciepi I got one the last time he said there would be one. I laughed because he said "and now a word from our sponsor" and it was a beer ad
I love how James just wears beanies since the episode where they were talking about branding. In California, beanie life is non-existent. That dude is committed to his role.
For a hundred dollars a day of *not* holding the camera I'd wear a beanie too 👲
It's because of the hair, some days you just can't be bothered by drying it then making it stay. I've got the same deal.
haha Ohhhh I see. I think my brother-in-law does the same thing. That, or he's tapping into his emo days.
Can't argue with that.
That's not true. Have you not seen the beanie god himself? H3H3 practically has a monopoly on beanies and he currently lives in California
Aww, that's cute the chicken boy thinks he runs a business!
I guess strutting in khaki sweatpants is the new look of the social elite.
i get real bummed whenever there's no midroll. i just want my sp7 boiz to bring in that cash money
I thought Cib would drown
"Help! Yelp! Review me on Yelp!"
simplebeautyxx He used to be a duck
Going back and watching these. Such high quality stuff. Love it, thanks.
You’re welcome
I miss these videos so much
Steven Septictank
Steven Stepup2thestreets
I honestly see this every time I read his name
Steven Sweatic
You better fuckin upload the entire live performance or I will die... Make me pay for it, idk... I must see it in it's entirety. Please, i'm begging you.
It's fine Steve, post at 2 in the morning, it's not like I have a life or anything.
hes posting it for us australians ^_^
Back away, he uploads for us Europeans to have something to watch with breakfast.
I prefer to watch the breakfast so that's a bit offensive to me.
Oh fuck. I was dying of laughter when they went in the 5'8" and under store and just towered over the mannequins. These are some clever boys.
Really digging how this show is growing. This has become more than "a vlog with a funny voicer" now were seeing a push in quality using that same format. We are seeing bigger production value, character development, story development, with even funnier dialog.
I think this team is onto something big.
They still need a final person to solidify the group. I don't know who or what but there's a single missing ingredient that would totally set this whole thing off into a whole other level
I wish Reina could be a part of the team. I honestly think she'd be great in a few videos here and there.
An unexamined life I think a female character would complete the dynamic.
Yes, little Reina!
Steven always talks about how he modeled SP7 after It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They need a Frank and who would make a better Frank then Reina? lol
Hmmm... nah
If your crack a beer in the woods and the boys aren't around d to hear it... is it even a cold one?
Fcuk! You posted while I was in the shower!! I was stalking my feed waiting till 1 am Teben jeez
Question yourself Question Your Life
That's your house Steve do you not own a swim suit
It was a boys swim party. Why would they need high class stuff like swimsuits?
As Steve is a member of the 1% he probably didnt want to put Cib and James off with their lack of 1 percenter swimwear.
the Australian friendly upload time is greatly appreciated
*Great job Autumn. Keep it up! Proud of you*
damn i miss these type of videos. rip
I have been re watching this whole season, this is the first video that I got an ad for, and I feel bad and sad because of it. I wish that I got an ad for every single one to support the channel.
ur taste in music once again greatly appreciated
If Do ya Do ya Want some peas doesn't go on iTunes I'm gonna start vaping
God damn it. MORE merch?! Just take all of my money. Every last penny of all my checks. I want it all.
I look up to this man. I mean litterally he is fucking tall 8:56
get a patrion already you could make one of the perks be a signed mug every other month or hat. i would definitely pay that and im sure alot of other people would do that as well
Don't think he's allowed. He's under Fullscreen now. That's the reason Meg Turney had to leave Roosterteeth, she realised she could make a ton more via patreon but it was against company policy.
Axerty They should set up a Patreon for James
well maybe if steve sees that there is alot of demand they could work things out to have at least one of the sugarpine 7 boys have a patrion well all of them except parker lol. and i would totally buy a shirt that has james straight face on it with one of his quotes like "i cant im drafted" or "im from NASA"
Don't think it has anything to do with demand. Companies have policies for legal reasons, idk what the legal reasons would be for Fullscreen but that's just how it appears.
Funhaus also had fans telling them to get a patreon during the ad-pocalypse and they had to respond saying they weren't gonna do it.
Either way, I think Sugar Pine is fine, the money thing is mostly probably just a bit...I hope. Fullscreen and Rooster Teeth seem to know what they are doing and Supdicks views are really good, so they'll treat him well.
yea but if i learned anything from my first year of law school theres always a loop hole in contracts. it just means that there has to be a demand worth enough to risk using that loop hole. but then again they just joined with fullscreen so it sadly wont be smart until they get more contacts with other brands and companies to fall back on
Holy crap I just ruined it for myself by paying attention to all the jumpcuts. There are soooo many.
Fatalsalmonman Yeah, fr. I wish it had less of them like the older vids
It's probably due to the new editor, Autumn. There were a lot in the last video she edited as well.
Fatalsalmonman i didnt really notice
they just cut out all the wasted time or useless information, its not like these are the types of videos where they can do multiple takes all the time so this was the best way to cut it
Braeden Alberti
it's not like they can make a script, or rehearse their roles before they start recording, or even think about what they're saying before the say it. i dunno
Recently started watching steve on Twitch and my god he is so funny and talented
THANK YOU FOR FIXING THE SUBTITLE FONT
P E A S
I like how everytime you say youtube is going to play an ad, but really, they don't
"I have also black color available"
"I like the white one"
"Me too"
Hahaha
Just check in every now and again...but looks like things are going well.
*_Nice job Suptic, keep doing you dude_* 👌
You guys just make me so happy. Thank you for these videos. Steven, this channel has turned in to something truly special and brilliant.
Water warriors
Life on Mars Never forgot.
These videos are the reason I get up in the morning. Good work with the videos guys!Keep it up!
Cannot wait for this channel to pass 1 million subs, much deserved. NOTIFICATION SQUAD
It's 2 am in Canada. Laying in bed, nothing to watch... then I hear my phone out of nowhere. New SP7 video. Something to watch. Night made
Married to a baby, song of the year!
the bonus clip at the end was hilarious lol "married to my baby"
chicken boys have become lewd. I like it.
"Rugs, nature's doormats." Laughed way harder than was probably acceptable in any social setting
Glad to know Geoff, Steve's fellow 1% homie, has got his back
I really hope y'all make it this shit is gold
James realllyyy reminds me of Dwight from The Office lmao
Thank you for uploading these so late at night Steven, it gives me something to watch when I get off work
Geoff's money confirms Rooster Teeth partnership
Woop Woop
Yeah but in the cowchop podcast, ep2, Steven admitted to signing a contract with Machinima.
The Roosterteeth cinematic universe is starting to lose itself.
They're 100% teaming up with Rooster Teeth.
HarryMoho then how do you explain the chowchop podcast where he announces that he signed with Machinima??
He didn't.
4xdblack how do you explain that in the third episode of the "chowchop" podcast Brett said that he had signed with rt
steve laughing at his own shadow is the best thing ever.
Sugar daddy geoff lazer ramsey to the rescue once again
i'm so happy to see everything working out. i absolutely love these guys
STEEEEE
Bu dum Chhh
Are you ok?
Purplegrapeduck no, I need more Stee, he doesn't post enough on his own channel
Dynamic Banter is lit af
Mehmed Erkekli true
There was a time when I would just scroll past a StevenSuptic video. Now I get excited when I see one
I know that these are skits but I really do think they would buy all that expensive stuff and not be able to get the office
I'm in tears. This changed my life. My boys are my dudes. I understand now.
Is James single? or in an open relationship, or a bad relationship that he wants to leave?
A happy relationship with the boys.
It's hard for me to believe this was almost 2 years ago now. Life goes by in a flash.
It scary dude
Never been this early to a Suptic video.
same
all you gotta do is be on late as fuuuck
I loved how frickin' sweet this episode was. Laughing the entire time!
Late nights with Chicken Boy are the best
that 1 second where they break character cracks me up man
That thumb nail thooooo
"Even though this store was for 5'8 and under and I'm 6'3" really Steve? Lmao
Please make pink hats I need to buy them
Production quality is visibly increasing! Keep it up guys, best stuff on UA-cam!
Prepubescent lil chicken boys...
I not have good English. This guys help me manage business. I use the fear and the anger and the confusion.
T H E B O Y 'S.
I saw the thumbnail to this mid-yawn and I started to choke. Thanks.
RTX!!
I love how late this came up :D
ty for the videos Suptic
Well then call JG Wentworth 876-Cash-Now
this channel is like my second favorite series ever. Game of Suptic is my first
0:01 i think your fingers are brokes
This is evolving real fast from Vlog to mockumentary and I cannot say I'm displeased
Who's still here in 1973?
I still can't believe how consistently hilarious your content is. I'm in awe
the amount of jump cuts made me want to die
wrong video, go back to logan paul
1:06 in the morning. Perfect time to watch Suptic
Yeet
Ken Lumen Yah
Remain impressed by the soundtrack selection to this day. Well done
I also watch hentai 😂
These late night videos are amazing and I'm living my best life at 2:37 am
:)
i swear i never get ads when he says i should. am i the only one?
Honestly Steve, out of all of my years on UA-cam, this has got to be my favorite channel. The videos are so consistent with each other and I laugh out loud during every video. Keep up the good work
Way too many jump cuts. Chill out a little.
i screamed the title of this video to my brother and then screeched 'STEVEN SUCKDICK' and he just screamed back
first
no
the ad coming on right after the ad bit... i had to watch the whole ad.... too good
I fucking lost it at the rug shopping sequence.
If you guys aren't actually a part of rooster teeth I'd flip my left but into testicular torsion. That said this is one of my favorite channels at this time. every vid is a banger and you production quality/writing (and freeballing) is top tier. Stay golden child.
Cib swimming in a headband is my aesthetic
The only youtuber I watch that I know will always have new content at 1 in the morning.
i feel like im watching a TV show, this is so different from any other youtuber.... so cool!!!
u was away for a while and im so happy to be back w wifi and my bois!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, there we go.
YOU GOT AN AD! ayyyy little steve boy is makin it