I can’t lie, when I see mark, I automatically know I’m watching lol. Funny guy, guaranteed I’m laughing or feeling good while listening. Thanks brother
Mark being honest with brent about his weight and bruces ego noticably being hurt, followed directly by bart trying to rationalize his alcoholism to mark is just priceless lol
44:57 now before I see this pic, I have to say, the way Bert looked sitting next to Shane doing the interviews on Beer Olympics… that was another shade of red.. Damn!!
I went and saw you (Bert) by myself. I had to pick up a baby sitter and bring her to my house. Then go to the show at the performing arts center in Charleston sc. it was phenomenal
Any alcoholic when they see another alcoholic is pretty decent in the gym, "Hey you're pretty good at squats" 😂 Mark kills me. Both of y'all need to tone it back on the drinking. We need you here awhile after Rogan "dies". Lol much love you queefs.
19:30 I'm pretty sure the comedian Bert is talking about is Sebastian Maniscalco. Bert has talked about trying to get a clip of him without asking permission first a long time ago and Sebastian was pissed. Now just recently Sebastian started a podcast for the first time so it kinda lines up
To Bert's point about private jets and box seats, i think that person gave him a good advise. While its true that a regulat person will take pics/videos to post, the reason many dont think its show-offish because its a rare occurance for those folks. However, once you are someone who is famous and rich, it can be seen as being braggadocious. Like, yeah, we get it, you are rich and can afford a box seat or a private jet. Its the reason why Sandler is seen as a humble guy. He is super wealthy but dresses up normal and doesnt flaunt his wealth. Same with Rogan, he has atleast 100 millions in liquid cash but he never posts pics of him in private jets or videos of his expensive cars.
Bert do a movie where while you were doing travel channel you stumble upon a treasure map but after your injury when you fell off the cliff you forget about it until present day and you bring it to Joe Rogans podcast and he convinces you to take time off and funds a guys trip with you and all of your comedian friends to search for it. You need Tom Segura for sure Joe Rogan Ari Shaffir Shane Gillis Mark Normand Bobby Lee Theo Von and Andrew Santino. That would be a GUARANTEED hit. Nothing would be better than a comedy movie filled with the best stand up comedians in the game right now. This is what we need right now. 😂
Theres no way in hell Bert has been in ketosis for a week. It's like when he says "I havent drank in forever!" right before he says "I had some last night, and the night before..." 😂
y’all gotta get the boat fight story right though. the white family threw the first punch and even had him on the ground while all surrounding him beating him up. then the other people came in to help. it’s iconic
1:29:30 I am from Germany and I get deeznuts 😅 but you’re right.. I prefer American humour rather German (if that’s a real thing except the former böhmermann and Klaas&joko stuff - the late night shows in Germany are like if you have a nightmare watching Conan) But Bert kreischer is a German name 😅
I've never been vaccinated, i was 618lbs when I got COVID twice, never even had symptoms other than losing taste and smell for 3 days. I'm not proud of that time, I've lost a lot since then and still losing. but obesity wasn't an issue with my COVID, I'm not bragging, just sayin'...
You can never get enough mark normand. I’ve listened to every episode on this special promo run. Love it.
Dude for real. The guy always knows to bring laughs and just overall a funny vibe
Man I hope I’m not missing any of normands guest spots. I think I’ve watched most of em
sames
Wish he had a chance to talk
@@wlp6200lol true Bert felt like the guest
“Helicopter mom”
Yeah I can definitely see why they made that the opening clip haha
My brain played a rim shot after my jaw came up off the floor.
Mark is one of the best natural comics of our time! Great podcast Burtrude 😊
Bert is the type of guy to lose water weight and think he is not fat anymore.
That for sure is what gets him through life lol
I lost 15 lbs of water weight and I thought I was golden, next day I was back to 225 from 215 after 230
I’m doing exactly that right now🤩
I love that water weight loss. Makes a guy feel good.
I’m that guy lol
Bert pretending to be not fat is the funniest thing berts done.
Burnts ain't fat
@@a.k.4o true. he's obese
@@a.k.4o You're right, I should have said obese.
@@mntwinsfan1988 come talk to him when you can do 225lbs ten times
@@a.k.4o That doesn't mean you aren't fat. But this is the internet and I can bench press 500 lbs fam
I can’t lie, when I see mark, I automatically know I’m watching lol. Funny guy, guaranteed I’m laughing or feeling good while listening. Thanks brother
he's always got his finger on the trigger. will make a joke about anything
Yeah but peanuts are divine for the pigeon starches with figs n larches
Mark being honest with brent about his weight and bruces ego noticably being hurt, followed directly by bart trying to rationalize his alcoholism to mark is just priceless lol
Dude Mark got Bert to not say ANYTHING during his Crazy Buff Asian story. WILD. 😂
Mark sounds like a simpsons character we haven’t seen yet.
Fast and witty with slow and selfish. Crazy combo
I see it every Monday on 2 bears 😂
I enjoy Barf and Mark Googling random topics more than any other Brett podcast, y'all really got something here.
Brrrt's increasingly rising self awareness as of late is truly a spectacle to behold
Bert and Joe List need to have a roast battle with Normand as special guest referee. Winner gets a can of Liquid Queef.
That's quite the purse!
I can't believe how quiet Bert was during Mark's Asian with a ponytail story 😂😂😅
Helicopter Moms. Holy funk!😅😅😂😂
If I didn't create it, noone would of invited me. This was a deep quote
No matter where he's at or who he's with, Mark can make anything funny
Only listening for Normand, hopefully Bert let’s him talk
I loved seeing you rock the Dunedin Blue Jays hat in your ad. Nice!
44:57 now before I see this pic, I have to say, the way Bert looked sitting next to Shane doing the interviews on Beer Olympics… that was another shade of red.. Damn!!
Lol helicopter mom 🔥🔥🔥 Comedy!!!! That’s how east coast comics stick together
"Comics getting by with minimal talent". He didn't have to call Brendan Schaub out like that
Or Bert
@@OscarOffTheCuff nah. He has way more talent then Schaub.
Not much more talent to be honest. @@devloncowart2643
I went and saw you (Bert) by myself.
I had to pick up a baby sitter and bring her to my house. Then go to the show at the performing arts center in Charleston sc. it was phenomenal
Psychopath comment lol
@@joshisajedi2461A lot of people aren't used 2 doing things aline b/c they have tons of family/friends.. We see where you it 😂😂
Let's love Bert because he helps us laugh.
21:35 Mark is wise. Arena’s ruin good comics. Segura’s newest hour is proof that an arena tour will water you down
Yeah his special was disappointing
First special of his I was like. " eh "
Bart is the 80's hairband of comedians. Little quality, a lot of show.
@@jessicabecause3717 lmao pretty brilliant comparison
Then see him in a theater, he's great in those
"Half hour on the head alone" I fell the fuck out. 😂😂😂 Normand for president
Just love this guy … he is so real and super funny
God damn Mark says he’s not good at telling stories and legit drops the best ones! That Asian guy story was next level!
Bert's the Best...who wouldn't want such a Friend!
1:02:01 Mark's story is hilarious and insane! What a tale!
I agree with every Schultz reference except the haircut 😅 if they come out with another 3 stooges remake, that boy Moe fo show 😂
Absolutely 😂
that was funny
Bert is actually very sincere in this pod
Helicopter Mom 🤣
this podcast was awesome, tons of relatable topics that I dont hear in conversation often!
I called the cops on a moving truck and got into a fight … did you get into a fight .. no i didn’t … did you call the cops ..?? No I didn’t 😂
50:51 "Tom Hanks and Jodie Foster are in a heated competition in the Academy's controversial new category: Best Retard" - Norm Macdonald 😂😂 Comedy!
Bert Interviewing Bert 🤣 we want more Mark😎
The podcast where the guest comes to interview the host.
Can’t wait to see you in Cincinnati. Center section. 6 rows back!!!
Bret: right now im in ketosis
hahahahahahjah
Great watching Mark watch Bert talk for 1.5hr
Fucking love this queef, this opening zinger was way too good lmfao
Any alcoholic when they see another alcoholic is pretty decent in the gym, "Hey you're pretty good at squats" 😂 Mark kills me. Both of y'all need to tone it back on the drinking. We need you here awhile after Rogan "dies". Lol much love you queefs.
Lmfao.
Need them around after he dies as if they will live past him 🤣👏, good joke sir good joke
Missed Mark while he was in LA at the Improv this week dammit, come back soon Mark!
19:30 I'm pretty sure the comedian Bert is talking about is Sebastian Maniscalco. Bert has talked about trying to get a clip of him without asking permission first a long time ago and Sebastian was pissed. Now just recently Sebastian started a podcast for the first time so it kinda lines up
"Hot Tropic" all the accoutrements for Goths on the Beach.
... So mostly sunscreen and black umrellas.
To Bert's point about private jets and box seats, i think that person gave him a good advise. While its true that a regulat person will take pics/videos to post, the reason many dont think its show-offish because its a rare occurance for those folks. However, once you are someone who is famous and rich, it can be seen as being braggadocious. Like, yeah, we get it, you are rich and can afford a box seat or a private jet. Its the reason why Sandler is seen as a humble guy. He is super wealthy but dresses up normal and doesnt flaunt his wealth. Same with Rogan, he has atleast 100 millions in liquid cash but he never posts pics of him in private jets or videos of his expensive cars.
Bert do a movie where while you were doing travel channel you stumble upon a treasure map but after your injury when you fell off the cliff you forget about it until present day and you bring it to Joe Rogans podcast and he convinces you to take time off and funds a guys trip with you and all of your comedian friends to search for it. You need Tom Segura for sure Joe Rogan Ari Shaffir Shane Gillis Mark Normand Bobby Lee Theo Von and Andrew Santino. That would be a GUARANTEED hit. Nothing would be better than a comedy movie filled with the best stand up comedians in the game right now. This is what we need right now. 😂
Mark: "the improv last night was lights out!"
Bert: "dead?"
"Helicopter mom's" 😮😂😂
I live 20 minutes from the Irvine Improv. My sister used to go watch Joe Rogan every time he came to town. I have pictures of her and Joe there.
Holy shit Mark that was an insane story lol
34:50 not a DOCUMENTARY, and its called “Another Round” or “Druk” because its a danish movie.
Theres no way in hell Bert has been in ketosis for a week. It's like when he says "I havent drank in forever!" right before he says "I had some last night, and the night before..." 😂
If he drank hard liquor, he could remain in ketosis.
@@jzen1455not what he was saying..
Reminiscing of when he was fat 13lbs ago! 😂
Say what you want to say about Bert.. the man is speaking facts
Mark Normand 🐐❤
Bert you were the person shitting on ppl for taking pictures on PJs lol 🤦🏼♂️🤣
If Mark did a tash type video it would kill and he could use shorts like crazy
Mark Normand is living proof you CAN say that today.
watching this directly after the last 2 bears episode, there is a huge difference between the 4k and 1080p. we need the upgrade over here too!
y’all gotta get the boat fight story right though. the white family threw the first punch and even had him on the ground while all surrounding him beating him up. then the other people came in to help. it’s iconic
52:20 "Up the Downs" almost killed me lmao
Mark is fucking great....
“Wait a manute” hahahaha 😂
I laughed so hard!!! It’s just the casual delivery 😂.
Manute Bol's son Bol Bol has been in the NBA for 3 or 4 years. He just got traded to the Suns. He's 7'2"
I love Mark!
I actually do love the whole Googling random sh*t lol entertaining
It was so nice to hear how Mark met Bobby Lee!
Just scene the movie Chrysler. Really great and funny
See ya in Dallas, yeah boy!
Did Bert just reveal his dad is gay? Not a big deal but if so it's a bit of a revelation
Is anyone else tierd of bert saying how in shape he is?
17:45 Bert wants to sucker punch a flash mob thief
10:59 Mark admits to smoking crack
Anyone have a source on those ballcaps with the octopus?
2 Tards 1 Bar would be a huge hit!!!
Mark ❤
That (but I proved it once) statement was amazing.
The bowl joke is actually fire
Lovin mark
Trevor Wallace and Dua Lipa. Lmaoooo😅
You both are Legends ❤
Great job!
Only reason I’ve watched barts show in SOOOOO long
whats with bert and sierra leone 😂😂😂😂 he seems to have beef with whatever happens there 😂
Bart talking about Ketosis and the negative affects of sugar on your liver while also being a career alcoholic is out of this world.
Classic denial.
You promised to come back to Grand Junction CO by the way....😢
Comedy!
clicked for Normand, it is called Bertcast so i guess should have known what it was going to be about
Bert on Manute Bol "he's gotta be dead"
Mark "what? Wait a Manute"
Mark and joe list are the funniest guys out right now. Joe is funnier imo but mark is taking off like crazy
In the beginning, when he said you can edit this out. I'm almost guaranteeing it was bill burr
The intro was perfect. Got a "some viewers may find this inappropriate" that's how you know it's a good pod 😂😂🎉
1:29:30 I am from Germany and I get deeznuts 😅 but you’re right.. I prefer American humour rather German (if that’s a real thing except the former böhmermann and Klaas&joko stuff - the late night shows in Germany are like if you have a nightmare watching Conan)
But Bert kreischer is a German name 😅
"Half hour on the head alone" 😂😂
#BringBackFatTom
i SEE THE RICK INFLUENCE ON the editing
@8:46 "helicopter moms" ☠☠☠☠
14:09 I can hear Bill Burr telling Bert to stop showing all the cool stuff😂
Or Joe
@@NotTheLarryDavid True👍🏻
I always found it odd that Bill was ever close to Bert. Now I think they don’t even talk to each other. That makes more sense.
I've never been vaccinated, i was 618lbs when I got COVID twice, never even had symptoms other than losing taste and smell for 3 days. I'm not proud of that time, I've lost a lot since then and still losing. but obesity wasn't an issue with my COVID, I'm not bragging, just sayin'...
Mark is Hilarious
It’s judo, love you both 🤙🏽