Fingernails Never Stop Growing 💅(gross)

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  • @Creo55
    @Creo55 8 місяців тому +83996

    DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌
    DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅
    DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅

  • @depon3737
    @depon3737 7 місяців тому +26941

    Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“
    Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“

    • @nessa..0..v
      @nessa..0..v 7 місяців тому +277

      LMAO

    • @michaelvermillion8126
      @michaelvermillion8126 7 місяців тому +164

      ​@@nessa..0..v there is another Armstrong that does music but I forgot his name

    • @FifyKaqiqiPain
      @FifyKaqiqiPain 7 місяців тому +213

      *NAIL ARMSTRONG 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @bryancardenas3895
      @bryancardenas3895 7 місяців тому +48

      @@michaelvermillion8126leo armstrong i think

    • @DORAisD34D
      @DORAisD34D 7 місяців тому +18

      😂

  • @SAHIL12376
    @SAHIL12376 20 днів тому +802

    "I wonder how they cleaned their ass with these big nails"😅😂

  • @NerdFace69
    @NerdFace69 26 днів тому +1178

    With that long nails,They can use it as a weapon to attack enemies with big range

    • @MarlonTolentino-tp7qc
      @MarlonTolentino-tp7qc 22 дні тому +4

      I love you i joke you i don't want you

    • @MatheusGracas-iv9fb
      @MatheusGracas-iv9fb 22 дні тому +22

      But unfortunately, the nails are not sharp like claws.

    • @MrAnonymous61
      @MrAnonymous61 21 день тому +4

      @@MatheusGracas-iv9fbI mean if you try cutting them in the right way I guess maybe it could work hehe

    • @zhaow4832
      @zhaow4832 20 днів тому +12

      Them nails long but too brittle. Theyll break so easily.

    • @petermanalang4185
      @petermanalang4185 20 днів тому +5

      The nails would just be a detriment they aren’t sharp and if they break (in a fight it is guaranteed) they would might hurt like hell

  • @krv_4546
    @krv_4546 8 місяців тому +8625

    They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails

    • @H0n35t
      @H0n35t 8 місяців тому +72

      So we'd be able to live there too

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 8 місяців тому

      Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
      😊😊😊

    • @Korok1000
      @Korok1000 8 місяців тому

      @@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)

    • @santoshchitkara6684
      @santoshchitkara6684 8 місяців тому +27

      ​@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities

    • @HonkyEatsVegan
      @HonkyEatsVegan 8 місяців тому +32

      I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.

  • @lycheeexx
    @lycheeexx 8 місяців тому +11458

    schools gotta be hiring this man.

    • @Yorbamar
      @Yorbamar 8 місяців тому +63

      bro did you like your own comment?

    • @TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2
      @TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2 8 місяців тому +32

      Didn’t ask + my content is way better ☠️

    • @un0_reverse_card
      @un0_reverse_card 8 місяців тому

      @@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2cap 💀

    • @user-yh4xo6wf4q
      @user-yh4xo6wf4q 8 місяців тому +38

      Bro is overconfident 💀

    • @zahando4613
      @zahando4613 8 місяців тому +56

      Most original youtube shorts comment:

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 20 днів тому +171

    Fun Fact: It's actually a sign of wealth and status back in the ancient days to have an *_ABSURDLY_* long nail on one finger (usually the pinky) on your non-dominant hand. This practice is most commonly seen on royal and wealthy women.
    They even invented a fingernail guard, usually engraved with intricate patterns and plated with gold to protect their nails from getting damaged.
    The reasoning behind this is due to the inherent impracticality of having a fingernail that long, no manual labourer are able to have their fingernails grow that long without it snapping off or interfering with their work. So she must be royalty or at least very wealthy with a lot of servants.

    • @jamesonrosen1773
      @jamesonrosen1773 11 днів тому +7

      Now it's generally a coke head thing

    • @poochithepit
      @poochithepit 10 днів тому +2

      ​@@jamesonrosen1773 right

    • @serszei
      @serszei 9 днів тому +3

      I have no idea why but my math teacher does this in his pinky

    • @nekomata5198
      @nekomata5198 5 днів тому +2

      I always heard it was to cut the hymen

    • @CharliRay
      @CharliRay 3 дні тому +1

      Now it’s a coke nail for coke heads 😂

  • @TerraBlade862
    @TerraBlade862 19 днів тому +15

    Moon: "my back itches"
    Diana Armstrong: "i gotchu homie"

  • @99_AARDVARK
    @99_AARDVARK 8 місяців тому +6246

    “If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer”
    My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @Voidsleeper
    @Voidsleeper 8 місяців тому +1795

    All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃

    • @gabricoreia831
      @gabricoreia831 8 місяців тому +29

      Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

    • @Pluto1336
      @Pluto1336 8 місяців тому +10

      Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @FantaMonke
      @FantaMonke 8 місяців тому +7

      Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbyw

    • @walknowhere
      @walknowhere 8 місяців тому +8

      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @Bobcrowly1488
      @Bobcrowly1488 8 місяців тому +3

      I hate that goddamn emoji

  • @necrosteel5013
    @necrosteel5013 25 днів тому +21

    Even without cutting, they easily break if long enough.
    When i forget to cut my nails, i often end up breaking them accidentally when doing regular things.

  • @mirelladiaz6217
    @mirelladiaz6217 7 місяців тому +1461

    Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom?
    Diana: ummmm 😳

    • @lorenzobaterna2419
      @lorenzobaterna2419 6 місяців тому +33

      She took too long to flush the toilet cuz her nails are long

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 6 місяців тому +39

      how does she even sleep at night with those long nails

    • @officialwhiteblocks
      @officialwhiteblocks 6 місяців тому +20

      @@motafu1by sleeping on her back

    • @CookieMasterLol
      @CookieMasterLol 6 місяців тому +12

      Ouch that would hurt

    • @dhawabhuti312
      @dhawabhuti312 6 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laithhz
    @laithhz 8 місяців тому +5125

    That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂
    Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!

    • @eleena2701
      @eleena2701 8 місяців тому +40

      She lives up to her name her arms are strong for carrying those nails

    • @Jpeteralphonse
      @Jpeteralphonse 8 місяців тому +31

      How she eat , sleep 🤨🤨

    • @definitelyawkward7113
      @definitelyawkward7113 8 місяців тому +27

      ​@@Jpeteralphonseand wipe

    • @apex6917
      @apex6917 8 місяців тому +3

      More like waking sticks

    • @definitelyawkward7113
      @definitelyawkward7113 8 місяців тому +2

      @@apex6917 ah yes, *waking* sticks. Sticks that help in awaking thyself in the morning.

  • @RoseayPurd-wp7pk
    @RoseayPurd-wp7pk 15 днів тому +3

    Cut fingernails=❌️
    Bite fingernails=✅️
    We all know we bite off our nails no need to hide >:]

  • @TahsinYT69
    @TahsinYT69 25 днів тому +11

    Neil Armstrong: I am moon-going astronaut.
    Diana Armstrong: I just grow nails.
    😂

    • @user-zs6yo3fs3d
      @user-zs6yo3fs3d 24 дні тому

      Senator Armstrong: I am gonna make America great again!

    • @ThePersonMan
      @ThePersonMan 23 дні тому

      Billie Joe Armstrong: I'm gonna bitch about the government in songs.

  • @Beaner2679
    @Beaner2679 8 місяців тому +882

    Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀

    • @Jepshebat
      @Jepshebat 8 місяців тому +15

      OFC 💀

    • @Ayxh.0
      @Ayxh.0 8 місяців тому +14

      *NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fameparadise5083
      @fameparadise5083 8 місяців тому +19

      𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎

    • @lillianwalker8235
      @lillianwalker8235 8 місяців тому +11

      Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭

    • @gabiwolf1439
      @gabiwolf1439 8 місяців тому +5

      Forbidden snack

  • @DuckyPopTart
    @DuckyPopTart 8 місяців тому +2162

    Bro, who hired Wolverine?

    • @seitzgd
      @seitzgd 8 місяців тому +26

      i mean, cant be wolverine if their shits curls ☠️‼️

    • @moseslenana65
      @moseslenana65 8 місяців тому +5

      😂

    • @dhruv01dubey
      @dhruv01dubey 8 місяців тому +25

      Not wolverine. Sabertooth

    • @DuckyPopTart
      @DuckyPopTart 8 місяців тому +1

      @@seitzgd thats what she said

    • @sinistralhydra
      @sinistralhydra 8 місяців тому

      ​@@dhruv01dubeyyep.

  • @uchihamadara636
    @uchihamadara636 19 днів тому +2

    Who let therizinosaurus cook? 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @JaydenFerrao-ci8ez
    @JaydenFerrao-ci8ez 12 днів тому +3

    "Hey do you use chopsticks?"
    "No I use my nails!"

  • @Vexder
    @Vexder 8 місяців тому +423

    Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft"
    The nails: "42ft"

    • @FitOver40Mama
      @FitOver40Mama 8 місяців тому +9

      How does she wipe?
      Edit: It’s just a joke😅

    • @StupidTeapotProductions
      @StupidTeapotProductions 8 місяців тому +6

      @@FitOver40Mamathe comment isn’t edited
      Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later

    • @Vexder
      @Vexder 8 місяців тому +1

      @@FitOver40Mama same i wonder

    • @Wafflesvr123
      @Wafflesvr123 8 місяців тому +20

      He probably meant 42 inches

    • @Vexder
      @Vexder 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Wafflesvr123 anyways the nails rizz

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial 8 місяців тому +1951

    For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.

    • @xcitive
      @xcitive 8 місяців тому +28

      Thank you, I was wondering

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 8 місяців тому +5

      I wasn’t wondering

    • @EastG2410
      @EastG2410 8 місяців тому +33

      Ok cause I was bout to say that ain't FORTY TWO FEET

    • @trippin2930
      @trippin2930 8 місяців тому +3

      I was like something aint making sense here

    • @pummeluff3322
      @pummeluff3322 8 місяців тому +4

      Now what is that in real measurements?

  • @odio_stationofficial3420
    @odio_stationofficial3420 12 днів тому +1

    According to an Indian, Diana has got a perfect name😂

  • @fatinanis9164
    @fatinanis9164 11 днів тому

    Diana legit said “MATERIAL GIRL💅💅”😭😭

  • @xd00095
    @xd00095 18 днів тому +2

    STANDING HERE
    I REALIZE
    THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
    TRYING TO HAVE LONG FINGERNAILS

  • @revaauliakinnan4727
    @revaauliakinnan4727 8 місяців тому +944

    Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"

  • @keiararamchandar8374
    @keiararamchandar8374 8 місяців тому +1539

    If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀

  • @ducky_is_my_my_freind
    @ducky_is_my_my_freind 9 днів тому +1

    It's also gonna hurt if you accidentally bend your nail because it's gonna put pressure on your finger and it's gonna hurt the longer your finger nail is, and it's probably gonna break

  • @3vv0rt3x
    @3vv0rt3x 24 дні тому +3

    I thought he was gonna show us a coke pink💀💀💀

    • @Supercal37k
      @Supercal37k 23 дні тому +1

      @@3vv0rt3x u fell off 💀

    • @darweeesh
      @darweeesh 23 дні тому

      @@3vv0rt3x u aint funny kid 😂👎

  • @jordanelbertnathanaelsibue7818
    @jordanelbertnathanaelsibue7818 8 місяців тому +2704

    "Why won't your fingernail snap?!"
    "Nail nanomachine son"
    Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀

  • @kerimefeucar7534
    @kerimefeucar7534 8 місяців тому +1679

    "And her name is Diana armstro-"
    "Huh..Why do I hear boss music"
    "THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥

    • @Vivy_K20
      @Vivy_K20 8 місяців тому +23

      If It isn't sussy Jack

    • @subartic
      @subartic 8 місяців тому +22

      Nailmachines, son.

    • @Khuhyshyshk
      @Khuhyshyshk 8 місяців тому

      THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
      GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
      THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL
      DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE
      WHILE NEVER STEPPING
      OUT
      OF
      *LINE*
      AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE
      LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD

    • @peteryeeterson5766
      @peteryeeterson5766 8 місяців тому +5

      THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥

    • @KoraAzure
      @KoraAzure 8 місяців тому

      @@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥

  • @thewitheredsouls
    @thewitheredsouls 6 днів тому

    People are being disrespectful as hell so:
    A quick google search gave me the following information.
    Her 16yo daughter passed away in her sleep. The night before that she did her moms nails. She was the only one to ever do her nails. Her mother just couldnt cut them after that.
    Her nails are a memorial of her deceased daughter.

  • @habibkhan9379
    @habibkhan9379 2 дні тому +1

    I wanted curly hairs but ended up getting curly nails...

  • @Nathan_Xedits
    @Nathan_Xedits 8 місяців тому +726

    Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀

    • @wagiqwq
      @wagiqwq 8 місяців тому +53

      I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong

    • @Nathan_Xedits
      @Nathan_Xedits 8 місяців тому

      ​@@wagiqwqtrue

    • @soelliya
      @soelliya 8 місяців тому +2

      на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого

    • @NessieCastleCats2023
      @NessieCastleCats2023 8 місяців тому +1

      She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂

    • @Nathan_Xedits
      @Nathan_Xedits 8 місяців тому

      ​@@NessieCastleCats2023🤣

  • @roomyisred
    @roomyisred 8 місяців тому +1427

    Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.

    • @CHLOEDOESUREDITZ
      @CHLOEDOESUREDITZ 8 місяців тому +13

      @@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-

    • @katzeflufi1547
      @katzeflufi1547 8 місяців тому +8

      Imagine you accidentally break off your nails

    • @LeNutDemolisher
      @LeNutDemolisher 8 місяців тому

      It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet

    • @no-oi1mx
      @no-oi1mx 8 місяців тому

      Imagine how they were their ass🥹😂😂😂😂

    • @BTM_notBTS
      @BTM_notBTS 8 місяців тому

      ​@@no-oi1mxwhat is that supposed to mean

  • @Kiko9000jiko
    @Kiko9000jiko 29 днів тому +1

    If she sharpened her nails she would be a tiger level threat

  • @PancakeMasterGirl
    @PancakeMasterGirl 9 годин тому +1

    "Good look brushing you hair"

  • @redNrotten
    @redNrotten 8 місяців тому +1014

    Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀

    • @wanna9tahir353
      @wanna9tahir353 8 місяців тому +8

      Why do they get black

    • @iasked2313
      @iasked2313 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?

    • @szkreto
      @szkreto 8 місяців тому

      @@wanna9tahir353 dirt

    • @laurenanas103
      @laurenanas103 8 місяців тому

      ​@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty

    • @FunFacts1212
      @FunFacts1212 8 місяців тому

      @@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.

  • @calebded9070
    @calebded9070 7 місяців тому +765

    Neil Armstrong: ❌
    Nail Armstrong:✅

    • @aidennguyen356
      @aidennguyen356 6 місяців тому +4

      Underrated

    • @Elementening
      @Elementening 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@aidennguyen356no he stole this from a reply to an older comment

    • @SLIM_SH4DY-454
      @SLIM_SH4DY-454 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Elementeningit’s not the same tho

    • @cutielo726
      @cutielo726 5 місяців тому

      Neil Armstrong is an astronaut

    • @aidennguyen356
      @aidennguyen356 5 місяців тому

      @@Elementening is this true

  • @Aigrison
    @Aigrison 5 днів тому

    I cant be the only one who wants to take a HUGE sponge with soap and just clean their nails to see how satisfying it is?

  • @AramCreamy
    @AramCreamy 24 дні тому +1

    Ppl who search how ti make a tv phone stand and this was here


    ⬇︎

  • @masonfungavaka8928
    @masonfungavaka8928 8 місяців тому +1899

    Diana: “I want respect!”
    Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”

  • @dourduolingoinsteadofyoutube
    @dourduolingoinsteadofyoutube 5 місяців тому +3518

    “So how’d u go blind?”
    “My eye was itchy💀”
    omd tysm for 3k likes ive nvr got this much

    • @SagnikGupta-gb6eo
      @SagnikGupta-gb6eo 5 місяців тому +11

      Lol

    • @yourgirlmea
      @yourgirlmea 5 місяців тому +8

      Lol 😂

    • @brindleberry9514
      @brindleberry9514 4 місяці тому +6

      oh god...

    • @Quilvin-xu5ht
      @Quilvin-xu5ht 4 місяці тому +11

      Look, I know it's a joke but.. wtf are yall doing to scratch your eyes, you can use the back of your fingers. You don't scratch your eyes like how you scratch a mosquito bite do you?

    • @Yodathesolja
      @Yodathesolja 4 місяці тому

      You're ygkdjfjfje jsjsiake jeisndbr

  • @SalmanAbdirahman-wk7xq
    @SalmanAbdirahman-wk7xq 16 днів тому

    Neil armsstrong: touched the moon
    Diana armstrong: longest nails

  • @SpiderMan-gq8yf
    @SpiderMan-gq8yf 29 днів тому +2

    People who keep metre long finer nails really need a therapy. Its disgusting and a waste of their life not being able to do things normally

  • @DARKSTAR-pq9it
    @DARKSTAR-pq9it 8 місяців тому +1096

    people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @ryliiiiiiii
    @ryliiiiiiii 8 місяців тому +319

    ‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’
    Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @NotMantram2
      @NotMantram2 8 місяців тому +1

      Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀

    • @callmerip_ghost
      @callmerip_ghost 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@NotMantram2 Fr

    • @MortoulGaming
      @MortoulGaming 8 місяців тому

      When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅

    • @wampelle
      @wampelle 8 місяців тому

      If you sleep, you wake up

    • @ml_hunter4586
      @ml_hunter4586 8 місяців тому

      ​@@NotMantram2 He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu

  • @EmmeTrinidad
    @EmmeTrinidad 22 дні тому

    The reason why she never cuts her nails is because her daughter passed away and she's trying to make up for her because she always loved to do her nails😢 so that's the reason why her nails are so long it's a pretty sad story right click on the like button if you feel bad for Diana Armstrong 👇

  • @LiqaMaDiqq
    @LiqaMaDiqq Місяць тому

    Bruh they created a whole new life on those nails 💅🏾🦠

  • @peacewalker4320
    @peacewalker4320 8 місяців тому +285

    Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"

  • @shreyabanerjee7078
    @shreyabanerjee7078 8 місяців тому +469

    Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂

  • @Sh0ckWolf
    @Sh0ckWolf 10 днів тому

    Me who chews on my nails daily from stress and anxiety. 😂

  • @ollster_1446
    @ollster_1446 17 днів тому

    Diana got that space radiation from Neil

  • @Hazbloxxers
    @Hazbloxxers 7 місяців тому +964

    How do they wipe 😭

  • @Myst1calMage
    @Myst1calMage 7 місяців тому +743

    "Why are you late, Diana?"
    "Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."

  • @danihamasaki
    @danihamasaki 7 днів тому

    And then there's me, who hasn't had normal-sized nails for years because I bite them.

  • @user-bf4dq9bw1q
    @user-bf4dq9bw1q 19 днів тому

    For those who dont know about Diana Armstrong: she had a girl but i dont know her name. Her girl liked her nails so much! Every day she said to her your nails are pretty. The sad part is that Dianas kid passed away bc she was ill. Diana became very sad and she didint cut her nails beacuse she wanted to let her kid as a memmory alive.😭
    Press here if u feel bad
    👇

    • @sunshineb7006
      @sunshineb7006 11 днів тому

      No one clicked. No one feels bad😂

  • @Fazethegreat1
    @Fazethegreat1 5 місяців тому +1326

    "her nails are 42 feet long"
    Shows a picture of nails the size of a women

    • @SilverSonicII
      @SilverSonicII 5 місяців тому +9

      true lol

    • @TheIceCreamWizard
      @TheIceCreamWizard 5 місяців тому +119

      Well, clearly she's 42 feet tall.

    • @Kelton-id6wb
      @Kelton-id6wb 5 місяців тому +100

      I thought that too but I think it’s the added total of all her nails. 10 nail probably about 5 feet maybe=50ish

    • @CoH696
      @CoH696 5 місяців тому +13

      4 x 10 = 40

    • @Ballprodz_15
      @Ballprodz_15 5 місяців тому +7

      @@TheIceCreamWizardwow I never thought of that 🤔

  • @Ben-xg3tj
    @Ben-xg3tj 3 місяці тому +1578

    "Nail clippers were invented in 1886."
    People in 1885:

    • @FLOWERYFOX-u3z
      @FLOWERYFOX-u3z 2 місяці тому +13

      I cut mines off with my fingers or my other fingernails so it ain’t a problem

    • @Milo3-ek3it
      @Milo3-ek3it 2 місяці тому +13

      I will do it on my mouth

    • @jarjarblex
      @jarjarblex 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@FLOWERYFOX-u3zthat could end so badly...

    • @user-dz9xs2uo2r
      @user-dz9xs2uo2r 2 місяці тому +1

      As a person who has anxiety this won’t be a problem.

    • @Lazy_podcaster_kid
      @Lazy_podcaster_kid 2 місяці тому +4

      Actually people hundreds of years ago did not need nail clippers because the would be using they’re hands for various things and the would naturally scrape down or break off

  • @DawgInPrison
    @DawgInPrison 16 днів тому

    "YOU NEED TO CUT IIIITT, CUT IT, CUT IT, CUT IT! 🎤🎶" ahh moment

  • @TristanDaveBerroya-zi2dl
    @TristanDaveBerroya-zi2dl 29 днів тому

    Nah bro is slaying the nails

  • @GiovaniArtigiani
    @GiovaniArtigiani 8 місяців тому +257

    Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that

  • @Kailee-ei2hf
    @Kailee-ei2hf 4 місяці тому +833

    Fun fact: Diana Armstrong, who had not cut her nails since 1997. When her daughter Latisha passed away unexpectedly from an asthma attack, Diana promised she would never cut her nails again.

    • @Freddy99871
      @Freddy99871 4 місяці тому +175

      Weird way to grieve

    • @0rigamii
      @0rigamii 4 місяці тому +40

      Rest in peace to her daughter ❤🕊️

    • @kusx0635
      @kusx0635 4 місяці тому +129

      @@Freddy99871it’s because her daughter painted her nails the night before she died

    • @Freddy99871
      @Freddy99871 4 місяці тому +28

      @@kusx0635 oh, thanks for the info!

    • @gatogenerico-ij6bb
      @gatogenerico-ij6bb 4 місяці тому +34

      @@kusx0635 that honestly make no sense, at best, she should paint her nails every week to remenber her daughter, I mean having grew nails is unhealthy and proballynot the best way to grief.

  • @usmanahmed9034
    @usmanahmed9034 28 днів тому +1

    42 inch long❌️
    42 feet long ✅️

  • @AaronCanEdit
    @AaronCanEdit 7 днів тому

    "Hey bro my back itches could you please scratch?" 💀💀

  • @Jazbot212
    @Jazbot212 4 місяці тому +2147

    My main question is how the hell do they wipe?😭
    Edit thank you so much for all your likes I really appreciate it 🤍

    • @DepravedCoTApologist
      @DepravedCoTApologist 4 місяці тому +258

      Or grab anything in general

    • @Shadowcat561
      @Shadowcat561 4 місяці тому +67

      Bidet

    • @Cute_Bunny_Boo
      @Cute_Bunny_Boo 4 місяці тому +89

      Or get clothes on

    • @Dizzymarvel
      @Dizzymarvel 4 місяці тому +43

      They pay servants

    • @katlamb4606
      @katlamb4606 4 місяці тому +42

      ​@@Shadowcat561they'd still have to wipe whether or not they use bidet. Right? RIGHT?!😳

  • @ma.lesitteleeping3212
    @ma.lesitteleeping3212 8 місяців тому +861

    "You got neil armstrong?"
    Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀
    Edit: I think I started a war in the comments
    Edit 2: sorry for the typo
    (the typo was armonstrong)

  • @limestudios7734
    @limestudios7734 29 днів тому +1

    You’re right it is disgusting but I also can’t just picture myself being able to drive with fingernails that long neither😂

  • @user-qh6pm2iw9v
    @user-qh6pm2iw9v 14 днів тому

    Diana "Armstrong" make sense 😂

  • @slgaminguniverse3679
    @slgaminguniverse3679 8 місяців тому +234

    How do they even use the toilet paper 💀

    • @tutelooo
      @tutelooo 8 місяців тому +36

      That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂

    • @Jhayzen
      @Jhayzen 8 місяців тому +7

      Just use water and soap

    • @solsy
      @solsy 8 місяців тому +69

      how do they even use their hands 💀
      how do they even live??

    • @idekwhat1572
      @idekwhat1572 8 місяців тому

      ​@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record

    • @LilSerg2002
      @LilSerg2002 8 місяців тому +8

      How do they masterbaite?

  • @NykisPerson
    @NykisPerson 8 місяців тому +447

    Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂

    • @professionalshitposter6897
      @professionalshitposter6897 8 місяців тому +2

      I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage

    • @UgochiChisomije
      @UgochiChisomije 8 місяців тому +1

      I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧

    • @butters-vp7pm
      @butters-vp7pm 8 місяців тому +1

      Are people that lazy to make their nails short

    • @FancyArtist251
      @FancyArtist251 8 місяців тому +1

      My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them

  • @praveenpruthvi
    @praveenpruthvi 22 дні тому

    Me thinking how are they going to do daily chores with that in hand 😂

  • @user-2211v
    @user-2211v 22 дні тому

    Zack apparently saying that something he finds disgusting 🤣🤣

  • @therandomaustralianball5516
    @therandomaustralianball5516 8 місяців тому +226

    'Come here, have a hug!'
    'Nah, I'm good 💀'

    • @user-pb8bu5xb2f
      @user-pb8bu5xb2f 8 місяців тому

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @excalibur9495
    @excalibur9495 8 місяців тому +359

    That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀

    • @noahcreutziger7690
      @noahcreutziger7690 8 місяців тому +23

      Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 8 місяців тому +21

      Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀

    • @goblindemonboi
      @goblindemonboi 8 місяців тому

      maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂

    • @ridefree9160
      @ridefree9160 8 місяців тому +18

      She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it

    • @ayushsrivastava1672
      @ayushsrivastava1672 8 місяців тому +4

      There's only one explanation here: by her mouth

  • @mookapar1
    @mookapar1 26 днів тому

    That is actually horrifying to see such long fingernails. For multiple reasons. Yes, that is disgusting af lol

  • @MsLampalampa
    @MsLampalampa 9 днів тому +1

    They basically handicap themselves with them.
    There are a billion things you won’t be able to do with those nail.

  • @minion9842
    @minion9842 2 місяці тому +388

    I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS THE ARMSTRONGS THAT HAVE THE WORLD RECORD

  • @mohammadtharik1287
    @mohammadtharik1287 8 місяців тому +245

    Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀

    • @KamiSama-fy7dh
      @KamiSama-fy7dh 8 місяців тому +23

      Bros asking th real questions

    • @dohner29
      @dohner29 8 місяців тому +5

      I can't stop laughing after reading this comment 😂 fucking dead I mean think about it. How!?

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 8 місяців тому +2

      Water

    • @Bb-xq7gk
      @Bb-xq7gk 8 місяців тому +16

      What do you think gives the nails their amazing colour?

    • @That_Christian_Girl1214
      @That_Christian_Girl1214 8 місяців тому +2

      THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

  • @saputra423
    @saputra423 13 днів тому +1

    Imagine ppl thinking after this video that humans have claws💀

  • @TioPhilDoIfunny
    @TioPhilDoIfunny Місяць тому

    She really must have strong arms to carry those

  • @_HAZBIN_
    @_HAZBIN_ 3 місяці тому +618

    "Her anils are 42ft long"
    *he being the height of her nails*
    "Im sorry,what😄"

    • @Xoxomiii
      @Xoxomiii Місяць тому +26

      “Anils” 😔🤚☺️

    • @STARZERS
      @STARZERS Місяць тому +16

      ​@@Xoxomiii replace the i with an a

    • @Xoxomiii
      @Xoxomiii Місяць тому +1

      @@STARZERS I’m saying they spelt it wrong

    • @Awhviqx
      @Awhviqx Місяць тому

      @@STARZERS”Anals”? 💀🙏

    • @STARZERS
      @STARZERS Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Xoxomiii sorry i was trying to make a joke but i failed

  • @NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs
    @NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs 8 місяців тому +341

    POV: your watching this while eating 💀

  • @user-in9jv6xz7x
    @user-in9jv6xz7x 19 днів тому

    That one episode in teen titans go when starfire decided to break the record of the world's longest nails 💀

  • @ll4na_starzz
    @ll4na_starzz 21 день тому

    i think i have gotten a new fear unlocked

  • @Milak_yourbestcat
    @Milak_yourbestcat 7 місяців тому +495

    People who cut their nails
    ,👇

  • @arielcaday4659
    @arielcaday4659 7 місяців тому +160

    "What is your defensive weapon?"
    "Nails"

  • @imranbaig832
    @imranbaig832 13 днів тому +1

    Is no one noticing that he said 42 FEET, I think it may be 42 inches

  • @Cartoony-Buddy
    @Cartoony-Buddy 9 днів тому

    My brain wanted to die when I saw Diana

  • @mandalai80
    @mandalai80 Місяць тому +235

    How do they wash their hands 😂
    Edit: 133 like tysmmm 🤩

    • @jamesrodriguez6799
      @jamesrodriguez6799 16 днів тому +33

      How do they clean themselves. It's like asking Edward scissorhands to wash your back

    • @VinayR-lt1xd
      @VinayR-lt1xd 16 днів тому +15

      I just wondered🤔💭 what they'll be doing on the toilet🚽😂😅.

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 15 днів тому +4

      How do they wipe their ass

    • @mndtr0
      @mndtr0 14 днів тому +2

      That's a neat part, they don't...

  • @TheOriginalHankUltrakrill
    @TheOriginalHankUltrakrill 8 місяців тому +106

    Therizinosaurus got humbled.

  • @Nopthing
    @Nopthing 13 днів тому

    Schools: CUT YOUR NAILS OR YOU’RE SCOLDED!
    The teachers: Ima have the longest nails in the world.

  • @user-dd3si8zr7d
    @user-dd3si8zr7d 18 днів тому

    1 Armstrong reached the moon and the other Armstrong made her nails reach the moon😂😂😂

  • @legionx97
    @legionx97 7 місяців тому +169

    Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you
    Freddy Krueger:

    • @Jed2593
      @Jed2593 6 місяців тому +5

      Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh

    • @prashanthgadwal3461
      @prashanthgadwal3461 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen

    • @James_Nicol
      @James_Nicol 5 місяців тому +1

      Your pfp got me

  • @BillyBonkerton
    @BillyBonkerton 8 місяців тому +237

    Their whole breathing system boutta be the most cleanest

  • @helendang9020
    @helendang9020 5 днів тому +1

    Imagine using the bathroom💀

  • @Its_Ariaa1
    @Its_Ariaa1 19 днів тому

    Neil Armstrong: First person to fly to the moon
    Diana Armstrong: Person with longest fingernails

  • @doppio447
    @doppio447 8 місяців тому +251

    Can anyone appreciate the person who time lapsed their nails, cause it takes a shit ton of time.

    • @Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht
      @Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht 8 місяців тому

      But what tf is wrong with that persons nails they are fuckinck yellow

    • @RohailFawad
      @RohailFawad 8 місяців тому

      ​​@Nyan-ie2uvshoutout to that dead body

    • @its.https_xelaa
      @its.https_xelaa 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@Nyan-ie2uvI'm pretty sure a dead body can't grow hair and nails

    • @divinebones95racist
      @divinebones95racist 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@its.https_xelaait can bro, it can...

    • @syaredzaashrafi1101
      @syaredzaashrafi1101 8 місяців тому

      ​@@its.https_xelaait can tho. only penis can't grow

  • @thedepressedguydoesstuff
    @thedepressedguydoesstuff 4 місяці тому +266

    Who wtf wakes up one morning and goes “Gee, I think I’m just gonna never cut my nails ever again”?

    • @vintage1908
      @vintage1908 4 місяці тому +4

      People who want to beat Guinness world record that's who

    • @thedepressedguydoesstuff
      @thedepressedguydoesstuff 4 місяці тому

      @@vintage1908 More so what I mean is like who was the first person to ever think that? Like the first person to ever be recognized by Guinness, who wake up and says “I’m gonna just have the longest nails ever”? If they have no other person to beat their record

    • @GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn
      @GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn 4 місяці тому +3

      She didn’t wake up one day and said “I’m never cutting my nails again”. The reason behind her not cutting her nails is because her daughter actually passed away from an asthma attack and she promised herself to never cut her nails ever again

    • @thedepressedguydoesstuff
      @thedepressedguydoesstuff 4 місяці тому

      @@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn How in the fuck does daughter dying relate in any way shape or form to cutting your nails?

    • @luhhchi
      @luhhchi 4 місяці тому +2

      @@thedepressedguydoesstuffbc the night b4 she died her daughter was cutting her nails

  • @AwalSingh-is8bj
    @AwalSingh-is8bj 18 днів тому

    Armstrong really got those arm strong to hold em nails🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @nnfluence
    @nnfluence 4 дні тому

    She definitely hired someone.