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Originally Sabah was a territory from the Philippines when the government in late 1900's gave it to Malaysiab, but it was from Bruneian empire back in 1600's but is now from 🇵🇭's when the Sultanate of Sulu colonised it.
@@abebiso911 Indeed, that's why the democratic supporters blame and hate Corazon Aquino (the current president at that time) for not denying fhe req and giving it to Malaysia, even I hated it, wasted the territory.
Wow, this is by far the best one. The land that vietnam have there is used to be part of it. Btw, Plilipines could use the nuclear bomb that they bought to investigate the bombs to create more bombs.
Fun fact: The Philippine Constitution on Article 2 Section 8 says that the Philippines should be free from nuclear weapons meaning to say nuclear weapons are banned.
No china and Russia in a nutshell USA: I need a time machine that makes the world peace Canada: seriously ur doing this again USA: yes of course coz this is important Canada: fine do whatever you want USA: 50% done come do faster Meanwhile in europe France: hey guys are there anyone here that still in a war Spain: uhhhh no? France: oh really that's amazing then there's peace UK: ah nice to be quiet when drinking tea Back in America USA: yes this is done time to use it in 5 4 3 2 1 go wait what there are so many error oh nvm In Asia Mongolia and Laos: wow we now have access in water and it make our economy grow Russia: china do want to make a new nuclear bomb wait where is china noooooo I need china with this Southeast asia: yess there no china that means peace yey India: wait really Southeast asia Southeast asia: yea there's peace now Philippines: yey finally no one will take the sea Other ASEAN: yea finally no more wars ASEAN: hey UN UN:yes ASEAN: Can the sea be calles sea SEA UN: what I don't understand Asean: the sea will be only access in the asean UN: wait give me a few minutes *20 minutes later* UN: sure Asean: yey Pakistan: china can you help me with my economy grow waaaait where's china India and southeast asia: he's gone Africa: have you heard the news that china is gone Europe: wait what finally fighting china is hard coz we need everyone to help USA: ahh what a great relief I wish it will be longer Canada:*facepalm* USA: what about no Russia Canada: you want to do it I can help USA: yes of course it will be easier Canada: yey *10 months later* USA: Canada you ready Canada: I was born ready USA: count to 5 Canada: sure 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..... Go USA: taking a bit of time huh Russia: give me your land Ukraine Ukraine: what no USA help Russia: no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm dying my plans *Russia dies* USA and Canada:yes finally India: hey russia do want to test the new missile... Wait where's Russia Mongolia: oh no I'm now an island India: hey Pakistan you know what's time Pakistan: huh what do you mean... Oh no India: yes time to war India declares war on Pakistan Pakistan: I surrender India: no Pakistan: what do you mean India: I will take all of you Pakistan: what plz someone help me India: thanks to the cow India wins Mongolia: oh no I'm sinking USA help USA: who's that Mongolia: it's me Mongolia USA: I don't know what to do sorry Mongolia: what no Mongolia sinks In Africa Uganda: yey no more China I can now control my country Rwanda: exactly Botswana: and he will no longer pollute our water South Africa: yea sure but the BRICS what we will call it India: I don't know there are 3 of us now South Africa: what who is the other one India: Russia South Africa: what so that means South Africa India and Brazil hmmmmmmmmm I know BIS but that is boring India: what if we recruit some other countries Brazil: yes but who India: what about Australia Hey Australia Australia: yes India: do you want to join our alliance Australia: sure India: yes South Africa have an idea South Africa: wait give me a few minutes 1 hour later India: you said a few minutes it's already an hour South Africa: sorry it's hard to give a name but I have an idea SABI India: ok but I think that's a bit lame Brazil: then who we will recruit Canada Indonesia hmmmm what about Japan South Africa: wait J S A B I hmmmm JABSI to weird but ok South Africa: hey Japan Japan: yes South Africa: do you want to join our alliance Japan: hmmm yes sure India South Africa Brazil: yey let's party JABSI: SURE In Southeast asia Indonesia: love the water Malaysia: yeah feels like heaven Singapore: can I have some part of the water Malaysia: of course it is the SEA sea Singapore: what Other ASEAN countries: SOUTHEAST ASIA SEA Singapore: oh ok Philippines: I have now a nuclear power plant Indonesia: what oh no Thailand: I have some too Indonesia: how did you do that Thailand and Philippines: we don't know Indonesia: hey USA USA: what Indonesia: how do you make a nuclear power plant USA: oh come on too easy Indonesia: what how USA: I will build it for you but you had to pay 3 billion Indonesia: what no thanks USA: fine 1 billion Indonesia: sure Other ASEAN countries: we will help you Malaysia Myanmar Laos Vietnam Singapore Brunei Cambodia: can we have one Thailand and Philippines: yes we are one Timor Leste: can I join to ASEAN Philippines: sure but you need to fill this up Timor Leste: sure what do I need Philippines: independent country Timor Leste: yes Indonesia: have a high GDP Timor Leste: yes Malaysia: are you ready Timor Leste: I'm already trying to join ASEAN for 10 years Malaysia: oh ok Indonesia: so we will join him Philippines: hmm wait Singapore and Brunei: join him already Philippines: fine yes you are joined Timor Leste: yey finally after 10 years Philippines: hey Malaysia Malaysia: yes Philippines: you know that we can't fight over Sabah right Malaysia: yes I know and don't you dare to take him over me Philippines: I know but I won't take him Malaysia: you sure Philippines: yes and to have no fight can I have northern part of Sabah Malaysia: NO VERY NO Philippines: hmmm what about we give him independence Malaysia: wait no Philippines: why do want to have a fight over him Malaysia: no of course Philippines: hey Sabah do you want independence Sabah: thank god you asked me that I want independence for years Malaysia: what why Sabah: I don't want to get in fight so I want independence Malaysia: you sure you can do that Sabah: sure Sabah gained independence Philippines: and we have our 12th member in asean ASEAN: yey Venezuela: I wish Russia and china is alive Other south america country: yeah Venezuela: who did that I think I know who it is South america except peru brazil and chile wars on usa and canada Canada: what is this a war USA: yes finally a war Canada: are you still happy on wars USA: yes plus their weak South america: what did said to us USA: oh uh nothing Usa and Canada wins Central America yey new land Mexico: USA can I have New Mexico USA: what no Mexico: but it says new MEXICO USA: yes it does but it is mine Mexico: what no he's mine Usa: want war Mexico: no but I will buy him USA: how much Mexico: since new Mexico is big 5 Billion USA: sure and how did you get those money Mexico: spices you weak USA: what did you call me Mexico: weak eating spicy food USA: what no I'm not Mexico if you're not weak eating spicy food I will give you our Carolina pepper USA: sure 1 month later Mexico: did you get the peppers USA: ah yes Mexico: but before you eat that wash it first USA: fine oh it is spicy GIVE ME WATER Mexico: see you're weak USA: ugh fine 50 years later Usa: Wait what's happening World: a massive earthquake USA: oh noooooo China and Russia comes back Russia and china: USA I know it is you Usa: oh no time machine Russia and china get stronger than usa Usa: Oh no a wrong machine Usa dies Russia and china yes USA: hello there Russia and china: what who's that USA: me USA Russia: how are you still alive USA: secret country China: what where USA: near you China: what where USA: on my ally China: I think I know who it is China declares war on Philippines China: see I told you now Russia and North Korea help Philippines: guys help *Russia and North Korea helped china* *Israel, EU, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Australia, south Africa, Peru, Brazil, new Zealand, ASEAN and India helped Philippines and USA* China Russia and North Korea: oh **** Philippines: yes China Russia and North Korea: oh no China Russia and North Korea loses Ukraine: wait I am the biggest and crimea is mine yey South Korea: yey change to Korea USA: thank you for helping us Other countries who helped Philippines and USA: no problem Korea: now can we got my bomb Ukraine: wait I have the biggest nuclear bomb Usa: no Ukraine: why USA: I have an idea on that bomb Ukraine: what USA: lets nuke Mars Mars: what no USA: I will nuke you Mars: NOOOOOOOOO USA: hey Ukraine let's throw some 30 bombs on Mars Mars: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT NOOOOOOOOO USA: yes already did Mars: no USA: now you have enough oxygen Mars: but the ozone layer is gone USA: oh I should use only 2 bombs Mars: *sigh* USA: anyways nuclear bomb is banned in the world World: what why Usa: no war=no nuclear bomb Israel: but can I use it on Palestine Usa: give your final shot Palestine: NOOOOOOOOO I'm dying Israel: now we're done Usa: also we are only almost 6 billion people Philippines: but I'm overpopulated India: same Usa: oh I can't help you that Philippines and India: what nooooo USA: sorry Philippines and India: but can we take some land USA: uh sorry what Philippines: take some land India: or build some land USA: uh yeah great idea Bhutan Nepal Bangladesh Sri Lanka: we can help you with that India India: thanks ASEAN: we too Philippines: thanks guys Japan: can you help me too I'm slowly sinking USA: uh sure, I should do that idea on Mongolia though but it's too late *whisper* Canada: what USA: uh nothing Canada: oh ok Usa: anyways we should to that project World: yey News: everyone help Philippines India and Japan expanding their land Philippines and India and Japan: thank you Korea: hey umm Philippines I just want to thank you for helping me in the korean war Philippines: uh did I help you with that Korea: uh yes you did that in 1950's Philippines: I can't remember Korea: uh fine in exchange I wil give you a missile Philippines: ok Japan: you sure you can't remember Philippines:no I don't know what happened Japan: you seriously defeat a 90 000 Chinese people Philippines: wait really Korea: you should read our history Philippines: uh ok *2 years later* Philippines: that was soooooooo long Korea: sorry Philippines: anyways we are done in the land Japan: yeah finally I wish it will no longer sinks (Pls edit this I can't do it because it says it has invalid argument) The end
Idea:Malaysia in a nutshell pls Malaysia:i am bored Philipines:give me sabah Malaysia:no Philipines:then i declare war on you 'Philipines declares war on malaysia' 'Malaysia wins' Malaysia:yes Malaysia:now i take brunei and singapore 'Malaysia declares war on brunei and singapore' 'Malaysia wins' Indonesia:you got too much land.i declare war Malaysia:i got nasi lemak weapon Indonesia:AAAAAAAAAAA 'Malaysia wins the war' Malaysia:now i take s.e asia 'Malaysia wins the war' China:i hate malaysia Malaysia:what you say! 'Malaysia declares war on China' 'Malaysia wins' Russia:can i unite Malaysia:ok ' malaysia and russia unite together' Malaysian-russo empire:i want asia 'Malaysian-russo empire wins the war' Germany:i will expand 'Germany takes europe' Germany:nice now i take malaysia Malaysian-russo empire:die 'Malaysia-russo empire wins the war' Malaysia-russo empire:oh i forget to take israel Israel:malaysian-russo empire bad Malaysian-russo empire:what you say 'Malaysian-russo empire declares war on israel' 'Malaysian-russo empire win the war' Malaysian-russo empire:i will take africa Africa:oh no 'Malaysian-russo empire declares war on africa' 'Malaysian-russo empire wins' Malaysian-russo empire:now i will take oceania 'Malaysian-russo empire wins the war' Malaysia-russo empire:yay! Now i only need to take america USA:i hate russo-malaysian empire Malaysian-russo empire:oh no Malaysian-russo empire:YOU BAD USA 'Malaysian-russo empire vs usa war starts' 'Usa wins the war' Usa:i am gonna reset all the countrys 'Usa resets all the countries' Malaysia:awwww i like my empire now it's gone
U can't win against the Philippines 🇵🇭 cuz Philippines 🇵🇭: *declared war on 🇲🇾* *returns the 1st Philippine Republic **#TFPR* *General **#Antonioluna** returns*
I will explain why sabah is belongs to Philippines 🇵🇭 sabah is gave to Philippines solo sultan by the king of Brunie and present day the Malaysia 🇲🇾 is paying rent to Philippines solo for Sabah, if you don't believe you can research it😇
Philippines in nutshell 3 Usa:*sigh* Usa:is everybody peace :l Usa:Hmmm i have an idea,i can wait to flip the philippine flag. 🇨🇦🇲🇽:what no don't do that D: Usa:Huh! Why? 🇨🇦🇲🇽:Because..- Usa:I have no time for th- Mexico:I have my vacation bye *left the game bruh 🤣* Canada: :/ Usa:ok im visiting now Americans:Noooooo *The next day* Philippines:So nice in there but i need sa- Usa:Hi phil. Philippines:..... What! Usa:What are you doing??? Philippines:I need to get sa-- Usa:Never mind i said, What happens if i flip your flag Phil.:What no don't do this:( Usa:Pls calm down,i need to flip you Phil.:No Why:Because i... Usa:😑,so you don't know so i flip you Phil.:Nooooooooooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaa Usa.:what? Phil(flip):Die usa die. Usa:oh no heeelp. *Later* Usa:pls help me pls somebody:( Americans:Why? Usa:Because phil.wants to kill me 🇵🇭:*evil laughs* say goodbye to usa>:) 🇺🇸:nooo 🇵🇭 war 🇺🇸 phil wins Americans:Oh no 🇵🇭:So ill kill you americans i mean north america 🇵🇭 war America North 🇵🇭wins 🇵🇭:Yes,Yes im so large 🇮🇩:huh what's happening South America: The philippine war flip Runn! *South America leaves but not brazil and argentina* 🇵🇭:...,Well nm Well Bra-- 🇧🇷:HUEHEUEHUEHUEHUE wat :l 🇵🇭:you-- 🇧🇷no im sorry phil war 🇵🇭i dont care *🇵🇭 war 🇧🇷*phil wins 🇵🇭well its mine now 🇦🇷mmmm *kill himself* 🇵🇭lol 🇮🇩philippines dont do this 🇵🇭 i dont care i want alllll *🇵🇭 war all* phil wins 🇵🇭hah i need over the world *evil laughs* *🇮🇩 vs 🇵🇭* 🇵🇭what indonesia 🇮🇩pls ne back to life phil 🇮🇩 wins 🇮🇩*crys* gylala indonesia we help yuo *macic back to world* 🇵🇭what happen to me 🇮🇩philippines i miss you 🇵🇭i miss you so much *End*
Sad fact:- 36% of all the plastic waste into the ocean comes from the Philippines, which is far more than enough for making building materials. Me be like:- Why doesn't Philippines use all those plastics and connect all their islands with each other, and make it a perfect country with suitable lands from that damn archipelago, which is very very prone to Typhoons?
Czech republic in a nutshell Czechia: oh no Germany: what is happening Czechia: im Gonna die in 2022 1.1 Germany: its 2022 tho *Czechia disintegrates* Germany: what the Berlin? *14 Parts of czechia appears* Germany: what? Guess ill take Liberec part *Germany annexes Liberec part* Central-Czech part: oh no! Prepare your Bombs! Austria: woah. Imma take Mora- Austria: Just kidding! Imma take Plzeň part *Austria annexes Plzeň part* Poland And Slovakia: great now were in danger. BIG DANGER USA: Oh no i cant let that happen again! Lets wait till War then imma Rickroll them Central-Czech part: screw this imma need backup! France, UK And Russia: Oh? What Is this? Central-Czech Part: Bad News! Germany Is up to no good we need USA to stop them! USA: Oh? what Is this? Central-Czech part: bad news! Germany is up to no good we need USA to stop them! USA: Hmmmmm. Let me think. Aha! Time Machine trick Germany And Austria: NO! *Time is back At 2021. 6. 2.* Czechia: Phew im back. Thanks USA USA: no problem
I seen It live now, yesterday was my birthday but i want to tell you something... So you were not making countryballs school because your remade it? It was cool actually!
Thailand in a nutshell Thailand: I miss old empire. Thailand: Hey Laos & Cambodia Laos & Cambodia: Yes? Thailand Thailand: Do you want to join me? Laos & Cambodia: Really....? Laos & Cambodia: Nope! Thailand: Ok war then. Thailand: Time to change into Siam! Siam: Ah. I'm back Thailand: Hey Myanmar! Myanmar: Yes? Siam: Give me land! Myanmar: No please! Siam: I want annexes Vietnam Vietnam: Please no Siam! Don't hurt me! Siam: I'll take you :) Vietnam: Noooooooooooooooo! Siam: I want west part of Malaysia Malaysia: No please! Siam: India! India: Yes What? Siam: Can I give a part East India? India: OK Siam: Bangladesh! Bangladesh: What do you want? Siam: Give me land! Bangladesh: You're f**king moron! Siam: Ok war! Siam: Let's vote for become Greater Thailand Siam: Yes 53% No 47% Siam: Ok change! Greater Thailand: Cool name Greater Thailand: Hey Indonesia Indonesia: Yes? Greater Thailand: Give me Sumatra Island! Indonesia: Really...? Indonesia: No way! Greater Thailand: Okay I'll take you all land Greater Thailand: Let's me think Greater Thailand: Alright, I'll take Bhutan Bhutan: Oh no. Greater Thailand: Uh, I'll take all the rest Southeast Asia Greater Thailand: Ah, That's better Greater Thailand: Hey, China China: Yes? Greater Thailand: Give me Yunnan plz. China: Really? China: Not this time dude! Greater Thailand: Okay. Greater Thailand: I'm bigger than you, Russia! Russia: I didn't do anything, Greater Thailand. Greater Thailand: Give me East Siberia! Russia: Nope! Greater Thailand: Whatever I'll take you. Russia: Oh Cyka, I surrender, L'll give east Siberia for you. Greater Thailand: Ah, that's good. Greater Thailand: Hey, Korea & Japan S. Korea & Japan: Hello, Greater Thailand. Greater Thailand: Want to join me? S. Korea & Japan: Ok, Whatever. Greater Thailand: And you Taiwan? Taiwan: Okay. Greater Thailand: And how about North Korea? North Korea: No way! North Korea: Best Korea! Greater Thailand: Huh? Best Korea is Worst Korea. North Korea: No! Greater Thailand: Okay I'll ruin you Greater Thailand: I guess Greater Thailand: I'll take all rest of Asia Asia: Oh no plz no! Greater Thailand: Alright Let's form Asian Union Asian Union: Ah that was good
Malaysia in the Nutshell: Malaysia: Man! This is boring... Indonesia: Ofc it's boring BTW I'm changing my capital on Borneo. Malaysia: ... Wait... YOU CHANGED YOUR CAPITAL? Indonesia: Yeah why? Malaysia: Can I have Java? Indonesia: ... No Malaysia: PLS Indonesia: still no Malaysia: I'm going to war! Indonesia: Lol are you sure your strong to get my islands? Malaysia: YEAH IM STRONK! Indonesia: Okay (: *war declared* Malaysia: I'm going to use a Submarine! Indonesia: Wait what? *Indonesia Loses Sumatra* Indonesia: WAIT HOW?! Malaysia: Because IM STRONK Indonesia: OMG HELP! *Malaysia goes to Java* Indonesia: THIS IS BAD! HELP Philippines: Sup, What going on? Indonesia: Malaysia is stealing my islands! IDK what his doing! Philippines: Oh, I will send backup Indonesia: OH THANK YOU! *Thailand and USA joined the war* Philippines: Thailand and USA, Help Indonesia! Malaysia is getting the islands from Indonesia! Duos: On it! Malaysia: Oh?! So you want the islands fine... I will try my Plan B *Malaysia uses Air Forces* Indo, Phil, USA, Thai: Oh no *War over* Malaysia got Sumatra, and Java Indonesia: Man! Why are you strong?! Malaysia: Easy just easy Philippines: Well we have to try Plan C Malaysia: What plan? Philippines: Oh you will see *Philippines wars on Malaysia* Malaysia: OH REALLY? WAR? This is easy! Philippines: Don't flip my flag or else Malaysia: Why well I do that? We're not talking questions! Philippines: I'm not talking question, I'm just asking to not flip flag Malaysia: Sure sure let me see your--- *Flip Philippines* Malaysia: See nothing happened! Philippines: You chosen death *Philippines goes 0.01% percent power* Malaysia: OH NO!!!! *Philippines got Java and Sumatra* Malaysia: Wait... I thought your trying to get Sabah Philippines: Oh yeah I forgot *Philippines attempts to get Sabah* USA: Okay that's enough! *Flip flag* Philippines: wait What happened? USA: I think you saved Indonesia's Islands Philippines: Oh... I didn't know Indonesia: Oh thx for getting my Islands! Philippines: Umm... Yw? Malaysia: MY ISLANDS, MY ARMY! Philippines: Uhmm... I have a question Malaysia: what? Philippines: Can I have S---- Malaysia: NO!
Thinking about Indonesia Philippines Malaysia (all like 100th place ig) teaming up against China (3rd place in world) and managimg to win without nukes just makes me go WTF
MY OWN STORY PHILIPHINES IN THE NUTSHELL 1 PHIL: ITS SO BORING INDONESIA: YEAH ME TOO OTHERS IN SOUTHERN ASIA: ME TOO ARGENTINA: I SMELL ISLAND PHIL: OH NO OTHERS: OH NO PHIL: WE NEED A BOMB USA: HOW MUCH YOU PAY? PHIL: UHHH.... 5000 MILLION??? USA: OK THATS TOO MUCH PHIL: YES I HAVE 15 BOMBS OTHERS: CAN WE HAVE PHIL: SURE ARGENTINA: IIIIIIISSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD (ISLAND) PHIL: UH OH......... WARRRRR ONNN ARGENTINAAAAAAAA SOUTH ASIAN DECLARS WAR ON ARGENTINA 1 MONTH LATER PHIL: YES WE WON (PHILS POV): SEES POLAND DECLARS WAR ON RUSSIA POLAND WON AND RUSSIA SURRENDERS POLAND: NEED MORE!!!!!! POLAND: I WILL WAR ON YOU EUROPE EUROPE: WERE STRONGER THAN YOU POLAND POLAND: OH YEAH POLAND DECLARES WAR ON EUROPE POLAND WON POLAND: NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!! POLAND: I CAN DEFEAT YOU SOUTH ASIA PHIL: I CAN DEFEAT YOU POLAND POLAND: OH YEAH PHIL: DONT FORGET WE ALL HAVE 15 BOMB POLAND: WHAT!? PHIL: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SOUTHERN ASIA DECLARES WAR ON POLAND SOUTH ASIAN WON POLAND: I SURRENDER :( THE END...
In fact, Argentina, if it weren't for its politicians, would have a much superior economy and a much superior army. In fact, Argentina is one of the countries that came to have aircraft carriers, not to mention natural resources such as the capacity to feed 400 million people, that is, all those countries if they will face Argentina if it were a power they would not have chances
Japan in a nutshell: Rebels: We want japan! Japan: oh no… Rebels: *takes over japan* Anime empire: UwU Anime empire: I think I will take over Asia UwU Anime empire: *takes over asia* USA: uh oh… USA: Japan is evil! USA I’m gonna drop some nukes! USA: *dropped 10 nukes* Anime empire: UwU USA: WHAT? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? Anime empire: I’m gonna takeover africa UwU Anime empire: *takes over africa* Anime empire: Now I will takeover the world! UwU Anime empire: *takes over world* Godzilla: die stupid humans Anime empire: OH NO! Godzilla: *takes over anime empire* Godzilla: now I rule the world >=D
Protip to defeat Argentina: Argentina: Philippines! Philippines: Yeah? Argentina: Give me island! Philippines: Really? Argentina: I'll take you Philippines: Help me Indonesia! Indonesia: Don't worries, I'll help you too. Argentina: Oh no.
Idea (my country is Thailand) Thailand: hi Laos imma take your land Laos: NO!!,!,,!,,! (Thailand wars on Laos) Thailand: yes! ( Thailand-Laos ) : hi I’m gonna take u Thailand: NOoOooOoOo (Rebel attacks Thailand) Thailand-Laos: YES! hELLo ASEAN COUNTRIES MUHAHAHA ASEAN countries: NOooOoOooOooO (TH-LAOs wars a.n. Countries) Thailand-Laos: (attacks the whole world) Switzerland: What pls don’t take me Thailand-Laos: No I’m gonna attack u Switzerland: NOooOoOoOo Thailand-laos: (Attacks Switzerland) Thailand-Laos: Imma Change my name TH World nations : I forgot that icy land that is longer wait it’s in south? 🇦🇶: -hello there- TH world nations: What? Imma take u 🇦🇶: -NOOOOO DONT DO IT- TH world nations: Yesss! 🇦🇶 : -NOOOOO- (THWDNS WARS 🇦🇶) Thailand World nations: Yesssss I took the world Sealand: Whoa whoa whoa that’s cheating The End wait wait 8 Ball : am I late in a video? Gylala: YES. (
Holy cracka moly- not again! (Syam comes) syam:WHO DID TRY TO TAKE MY COUNTRY KAMAI?! me:its him 🙂 syam:OHH SO YOU WHO MADE THA- me:calm down- *ends up eatin ice cream milo*
Syria in a Nutshell: Syria: *wake up* Syria: Ummm.. I got -2 provinces of Syria Syria: No way.. Syria: I can't get bigger Syria: Hey Lebanon! Lebanon: Yes Syria? Syria: But... I can't get bigger then... Syria: That was bad ending... Lebanon: What do you want? Syria: Look on the map! The new North and South america are fighting! Lebanon: Wow! That was crazy! Syria: Just... Syria: I'M GONNA TAKE YOU! Lebanon: Oh no!!! Lebanon: Help me Palestine!! Palestine: Lol no. (Syria declares war on Lebanon) (Syria wins) Syria: Wolololololololo Syria: This is an a lucky day... Asia and Arab: Lol that was been ;( Yemen: Lol no. Syria: I don't know from the Syrian Federation? Rebels: You got that -2 million dollars Syria: ?? Syria: Nothing happened? Taiwan and Pakistan: Stop u plz! Syria: I'm going to take you all! UAE: What?? Syria: HAHAHAHA Taiwan and Pakistan: NOOOOO!!! (Syria declares war on Taiwan and Pakistan) (Syria wins) Syria: Okay. Syria: TIME TO INVADE IRAQ! (Syria declares war on Iraq) Oman: Oman is the best! Asia: Shut up. Oman. Jordan: We want to peace? Syria: *TRIGGERED* Syria: STOP ALL PLEASE!!! Jordan: NO! I AM GOING TO WIN! (Jordan declares war on Syria) Syria: We can to stop Jordan! Syria: GyLala! GyLala: Yes? Syria: Invade me Jordan! GyLala: Okay. GyLala: *maaaagic* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Jordan: NO PLEASE NO!! (Syria wins) Ukraine: Omg. We hate you Russia.. Russia: Of course that beens. Afghanistan and India: We could napoleon? Syria: NO! YOU'RE EVIL! GyLala: Don't worry! I will get the trophy! GyLala: *gives Syria a trophy* Syria: Wow, thanks? Syria: NOW TIME TO INVADE ALL!! (Syria declares war on Afghanistan and India) India: Oh no.. (Syria wins) Syria: I'm too big! Syria: Hi Tajikistan! Tajikistan: Yes Syria? Syria: You're smallest little kitten! Tajikistan: Ugh.. No. We not kitten... Syria: ..... Syria: YOU'RE BAD CAT! (Syria declares war on Tajikistan) (Syria wins) Myanmar: *wake up* Syria: Oops. I forgot Myanmar! (Syria declares war on Myanmar) (Syria wins) Syria: I am too super big! Syria: We can take all of asia >:) Asia and Arab: NOOOOO!!!! (Syria declares war on Asia) (Syria wins) Russia: Hi Syria! Syria: Yes Russia? Russia: What is this that your land? xaxaxaxa Syria: Stop! (Syria declares war on Russia) Russia: what da?? .... (Syria wins) Syria: THE LAND ARE MINE! Rebels: OH NO!!! Syria: Hehehehehe. Syria: Europe can't stop me! (Syria declares war on Europe) (Syria wins) Syria: They are africa! Africa: No!!!! (Africa declares war on Syria) (Syria wins) Syria: Almost.... Syria: That we been! Americas: Oh my gosh... Americas: All country defeated.. Americas: WE ALMOST TO STOP YOU! (Americas declares war on Syria) Syria: No.. Another Civil War... D: (Americas wins and resets all countries) Syria: NOOOO!!! The End Please put video GyLala!
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@@QWuad UwU
@@japanballirk6369 stop.
@@QWuad ok I'll stop
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I like the way that Philippines is nice to Malaysia and Indonesia
Love Philippines and Indonesia from Malaysia 🇵🇭🇲🇨
That Monaco not Indonesia flag
We brothers 😎 if only we can speak malay
@@KyleGD I know Malay but not that much lol
Saya suka biru
@@AikoB. nice
@@AikoB. ape kabor saya david dari ganu aku suke makang kepok
Originally Sabah was a territory from the Philippines when the government in late 1900's gave it to Malaysiab, but it was from Bruneian empire back in 1600's but is now from 🇵🇭's when the Sultanate of Sulu colonised it.
But Sabah wants to join Malaysia..
@@abebiso911 Indeed, that's why the democratic supporters blame and hate Corazon Aquino (the current president at that time) for not denying fhe req and giving it to Malaysia, even I hated it, wasted the territory.
@@marcusortnam the trash president
@@tasiepolegaming100yearsago3 yeah
@@tasiepolegaming100yearsago3 your mom is trash tho
Me: I want Thailand in a Nutshell
Gylala: Philippines in a nutshell 2, take it or leave it.
me:I want you to shut up
You:More complaining to Gylala,take it or leave it
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@phillipines-ball hi twin
Fun fact: Argentina want Philippines island then Philippines got dizzy! :D
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*this is why i dont like Argentina...*
@@comoestas_ ..m..
@@milkfyt69420 Oooo Argentina corn beef
@@comoestas_ E
Wow, this is by far the best one. The land that vietnam have there is used to be part of it. Btw, Plilipines could use the nuclear bomb that they bought to investigate the bombs to create more bombs.
meanwhile brunei and singapore: *eating popcorn* this is fine
Yes it is very fine
Popcorn
Yes
@@J2kjun-0323-KR. Timor Leste is only a small country not very much known country for sure
they're too rich to join the battle
Most mountains in Europe
Spain 82,883
Italy 42,536
Germany 38,006
Slovenia 9,489
Turkey 8,609
Croatia 7,329
Slovakia 5,727
Hungary 5,035
Iceland 4,145
Greece 4,144
Ukraine 3,926
Romania 3,825
Albania 3,445
Russia 3,020
Montenegro 2,048
Kosova 1,319
Denmark 1,243
Portugal 1,144
Netherlands 554
Norway 530
Luxembourg 398
Estonia 318
Belarus 300
Belgium 286
Ireland 221
Lithuania 149
Serbia 130
United Kingdom 120
Liechtenstein 92
Sweden 87
Poland 70
Andorra 65
Latvia 64
Bosnia and Herzegovina 60
Switzerland 48
Macedonia 34
Bulgaria 30
Czech republic 14
Austria 12
San Marino 11
Moldova 10
Malta 10
France 7
Vatican city 7
Cyprus 2
Monaco 1
Win argentina.
Fun fact: Andorra is a very mountainous place, but it is so small that it practically is just one mountain.
That is impressive!
I dont really believe that in all france there is only 7 mountains, I will look it up.
@@claudi917 agreed
ARGENTINA: i want island phil phil: no Argentina: *Gets long* Phil: *flips flag* phil and argentina: I WANT UR ISLAND U CHOSEN MY DIED ARGENTINA
Thanks for doing this Gylala you always make my day
I live in a philippines🇵🇭
Thanks for doing this countryball animation
Same
Oh you live in a Philippines? I live in another Philippines
phil is my home too
@@noyes4968 haha nice joke
when i was a baby I was in the Philippines
Fun fact: The Philippine Constitution on Article 2 Section 8 says that the Philippines should be free from nuclear weapons meaning to say nuclear weapons are banned.
Plan to destroy property? ruined. /j
Soon Philippines create a nuclear bomb to protect territory and allied
That's like the Munich Agreement in Europe
No china and Russia in a nutshell
USA: I need a time machine that makes the world peace
Canada: seriously ur doing this again
USA: yes of course coz this is important
Canada: fine do whatever you want
USA: 50% done come do faster
Meanwhile in europe
France: hey guys are there anyone here that still in a war
Spain: uhhhh no?
France: oh really that's amazing then there's peace
UK: ah nice to be quiet when drinking tea
Back in America
USA: yes this is done
time to use it in 5 4 3 2 1 go
wait what there are so many error
oh nvm
In Asia
Mongolia and Laos: wow we now have access in water and it make our economy grow
Russia: china do want to make a new nuclear bomb wait where is china noooooo I need china with this
Southeast asia: yess there no china that means peace yey
India: wait really Southeast asia
Southeast asia: yea there's peace now
Philippines: yey finally no one will take the sea
Other ASEAN: yea finally no more wars
ASEAN: hey UN
UN:yes
ASEAN: Can the sea be calles sea SEA
UN: what I don't understand
Asean: the sea will be only access in the asean
UN: wait give me a few minutes
*20 minutes later*
UN: sure
Asean: yey
Pakistan: china can you help me with my economy grow waaaait where's china
India and southeast asia: he's gone
Africa: have you heard the news that china is gone
Europe: wait what finally fighting china is hard coz we need everyone to help
USA: ahh what a great relief I wish it will be longer
Canada:*facepalm*
USA: what about no Russia
Canada: you want to do it I can help
USA: yes of course it will be easier
Canada: yey
*10 months later*
USA: Canada you ready
Canada: I was born ready
USA: count to 5
Canada: sure 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..... Go
USA: taking a bit of time huh
Russia: give me your land Ukraine
Ukraine: what no USA help
Russia: no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm dying my plans
*Russia dies*
USA and Canada:yes finally
India: hey russia do want to test the new missile... Wait where's Russia
Mongolia: oh no I'm now an island
India: hey Pakistan you know what's time
Pakistan: huh what do you mean... Oh no
India: yes time to war
India declares war on Pakistan
Pakistan: I surrender
India: no
Pakistan: what do you mean
India: I will take all of you
Pakistan: what plz someone help me
India: thanks to the cow
India wins
Mongolia: oh no I'm sinking USA help
USA: who's that
Mongolia: it's me Mongolia
USA: I don't know what to do sorry
Mongolia: what no
Mongolia sinks
In Africa
Uganda: yey no more China I can now control my country
Rwanda: exactly
Botswana: and he will no longer pollute our water
South Africa: yea sure but the BRICS what we will call it
India: I don't know there are 3 of us now
South Africa: what who is the other one
India: Russia
South Africa: what so that means South Africa India and Brazil hmmmmmmmmm I know BIS but that is boring
India: what if we recruit some other countries
Brazil: yes but who
India: what about Australia Hey Australia
Australia: yes
India: do you want to join our alliance
Australia: sure
India: yes South Africa have an idea
South Africa: wait give me a few minutes
1 hour later
India: you said a few minutes it's already an hour
South Africa: sorry it's hard to give a name but I have an idea SABI
India: ok but I think that's a bit lame
Brazil: then who we will recruit Canada Indonesia hmmmm what about Japan
South Africa: wait J S A B I hmmmm JABSI to weird but ok
South Africa: hey Japan
Japan: yes
South Africa: do you want to join our alliance
Japan: hmmm yes sure
India South Africa Brazil: yey let's party
JABSI: SURE
In Southeast asia
Indonesia: love the water
Malaysia: yeah feels like heaven
Singapore: can I have some part of the water
Malaysia: of course it is the SEA sea
Singapore: what
Other ASEAN countries: SOUTHEAST ASIA SEA
Singapore: oh ok
Philippines: I have now a nuclear power plant
Indonesia: what oh no
Thailand: I have some too
Indonesia: how did you do that
Thailand and Philippines: we don't know
Indonesia: hey USA
USA: what
Indonesia: how do you make a nuclear power plant
USA: oh come on too easy
Indonesia: what how
USA: I will build it for you but you had to pay 3 billion
Indonesia: what no thanks
USA: fine 1 billion
Indonesia: sure
Other ASEAN countries: we will help you
Malaysia Myanmar Laos Vietnam Singapore Brunei Cambodia: can we have one
Thailand and Philippines: yes we are one
Timor Leste: can I join to ASEAN
Philippines: sure but you need to fill this up
Timor Leste: sure what do I need
Philippines: independent country
Timor Leste: yes
Indonesia: have a high GDP
Timor Leste: yes
Malaysia: are you ready
Timor Leste: I'm already trying to join ASEAN for 10 years
Malaysia: oh ok
Indonesia: so we will join him
Philippines: hmm wait
Singapore and Brunei: join him already
Philippines: fine yes you are joined
Timor Leste: yey finally after 10 years
Philippines: hey Malaysia
Malaysia: yes
Philippines: you know that we can't fight over Sabah right
Malaysia: yes I know and don't you dare to take him over me
Philippines: I know but I won't take him
Malaysia: you sure
Philippines: yes and to have no fight can I have northern part of Sabah
Malaysia: NO VERY NO
Philippines: hmmm what about we give him independence
Malaysia: wait no
Philippines: why do want to have a fight over him
Malaysia: no of course
Philippines: hey Sabah do you want independence
Sabah: thank god you asked me that I want independence for years
Malaysia: what why
Sabah: I don't want to get in fight so I want independence
Malaysia: you sure you can do that
Sabah: sure
Sabah gained independence
Philippines: and we have our 12th member in asean
ASEAN: yey
Venezuela: I wish Russia and china is alive
Other south america country: yeah
Venezuela: who did that I think I know who it is
South america except peru brazil and chile wars on usa and canada
Canada: what is this a war
USA: yes finally a war
Canada: are you still happy on wars
USA: yes plus their weak
South america: what did said to us
USA: oh uh nothing
Usa and Canada wins
Central America yey new land
Mexico: USA can I have New Mexico
USA: what no
Mexico: but it says new MEXICO
USA: yes it does but it is mine
Mexico: what no he's mine
Usa: want war
Mexico: no but I will buy him
USA: how much
Mexico: since new Mexico is big 5 Billion
USA: sure and how did you get those money
Mexico: spices you weak
USA: what did you call me
Mexico: weak eating spicy food
USA: what no I'm not
Mexico if you're not weak eating spicy food I will give you our Carolina pepper
USA: sure
1 month later
Mexico: did you get the peppers
USA: ah yes
Mexico: but before you eat that wash it first
USA: fine oh it is spicy GIVE ME WATER
Mexico: see you're weak
USA: ugh fine
50 years later
Usa: Wait what's happening
World: a massive earthquake
USA: oh noooooo
China and Russia comes back
Russia and china: USA I know it is you
Usa: oh no time machine
Russia and china get stronger than usa
Usa: Oh no a wrong machine
Usa dies
Russia and china yes
USA: hello there
Russia and china: what who's that
USA: me USA
Russia: how are you still alive
USA: secret country
China: what where
USA: near you
China: what where
USA: on my ally
China: I think I know who it is
China declares war on Philippines
China: see I told you now Russia and North Korea help
Philippines: guys help
*Russia and North Korea helped china*
*Israel, EU, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Australia, south Africa, Peru, Brazil, new Zealand, ASEAN and India helped Philippines and USA*
China Russia and North Korea: oh ****
Philippines: yes
China Russia and North Korea: oh no
China Russia and North Korea loses
Ukraine: wait I am the biggest and crimea is mine yey
South Korea: yey change to Korea
USA: thank you for helping us
Other countries who helped Philippines and USA: no problem
Korea: now can we got my bomb
Ukraine: wait I have the biggest nuclear bomb
Usa: no
Ukraine: why
USA: I have an idea on that bomb
Ukraine: what
USA: lets nuke Mars
Mars: what no
USA: I will nuke you
Mars: NOOOOOOOOO
USA: hey Ukraine let's throw some 30 bombs on Mars
Mars: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT NOOOOOOOOO
USA: yes already did
Mars: no
USA: now you have enough oxygen
Mars: but the ozone layer is gone
USA: oh I should use only 2 bombs
Mars: *sigh*
USA: anyways nuclear bomb is banned in the world
World: what why
Usa: no war=no nuclear bomb
Israel: but can I use it on Palestine
Usa: give your final shot
Palestine: NOOOOOOOOO I'm dying
Israel: now we're done
Usa: also we are only almost 6 billion people
Philippines: but I'm overpopulated
India: same
Usa: oh I can't help you that
Philippines and India: what nooooo
USA: sorry
Philippines and India: but can we take some land
USA: uh sorry what
Philippines: take some land
India: or build some land
USA: uh yeah great idea
Bhutan Nepal Bangladesh Sri Lanka: we can help you with that India
India: thanks
ASEAN: we too
Philippines: thanks guys
Japan: can you help me too I'm slowly sinking
USA: uh sure, I should do that idea on Mongolia though but it's too late *whisper*
Canada: what
USA: uh nothing
Canada: oh ok
Usa: anyways we should to that project
World: yey
News: everyone help Philippines India and Japan expanding their land
Philippines and India and Japan: thank you
Korea: hey umm Philippines I just want to thank you for helping me in the korean war
Philippines: uh did I help you with that
Korea: uh yes you did that in 1950's
Philippines: I can't remember
Korea: uh fine in exchange I wil give you a missile
Philippines: ok
Japan: you sure you can't remember
Philippines:no I don't know what happened
Japan: you seriously defeat a 90 000 Chinese people
Philippines: wait really
Korea: you should read our history
Philippines: uh ok
*2 years later*
Philippines: that was soooooooo long
Korea: sorry
Philippines: anyways we are done in the land
Japan: yeah finally I wish it will no longer sinks
(Pls edit this I can't do it because it says it has invalid argument)
The end
“Entire world proceeds to disappear becuz trade bad and world is made in China da whole time”
When no china In a nutshell soon be like:
This Good
short
ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ
Fact: Vietnam Is Wrong Not "Dollars" Its "Pesos"
I thought Vietnam had Vietnamese dongs as currency
@@afilenamedlance630 philippine pesos
maybe dollar is used when trading with a country
it Việt Nam Đồng i know because im from vietnam :)
its old times 1 dollar is 1 peso now 1 dollar is 50 pesos
finally i have been waiting for this!
I love the video, thanks for doing this..🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
Congratulations For 200K Subs :)
Idea:Malaysia in a nutshell pls
Malaysia:i am bored
Philipines:give me sabah
Malaysia:no
Philipines:then i declare war on you
'Philipines declares war on malaysia'
'Malaysia wins'
Malaysia:yes
Malaysia:now i take brunei and singapore
'Malaysia declares war on brunei and singapore'
'Malaysia wins'
Indonesia:you got too much land.i declare war
Malaysia:i got nasi lemak weapon
Indonesia:AAAAAAAAAAA
'Malaysia wins the war'
Malaysia:now i take s.e asia
'Malaysia wins the war'
China:i hate malaysia
Malaysia:what you say!
'Malaysia declares war on China'
'Malaysia wins'
Russia:can i unite
Malaysia:ok
' malaysia and russia unite together'
Malaysian-russo empire:i want asia
'Malaysian-russo empire wins the war'
Germany:i will expand
'Germany takes europe'
Germany:nice now i take malaysia
Malaysian-russo empire:die
'Malaysia-russo empire wins the war'
Malaysia-russo empire:oh i forget to take israel
Israel:malaysian-russo empire bad
Malaysian-russo empire:what you say
'Malaysian-russo empire declares war on israel'
'Malaysian-russo empire win the war'
Malaysian-russo empire:i will take africa
Africa:oh no
'Malaysian-russo empire declares war on africa'
'Malaysian-russo empire wins'
Malaysian-russo empire:now i will take oceania
'Malaysian-russo empire wins the war'
Malaysia-russo empire:yay! Now i only need to take america
USA:i hate russo-malaysian empire
Malaysian-russo empire:oh no
Malaysian-russo empire:YOU BAD USA
'Malaysian-russo empire vs usa war starts'
'Usa wins the war'
Usa:i am gonna reset all the countrys
'Usa resets all the countries'
Malaysia:awwww i like my empire now it's gone
U can't win against the Philippines 🇵🇭 cuz
Philippines 🇵🇭: *declared war on 🇲🇾* *returns the 1st Philippine Republic **#TFPR*
*General **#Antonioluna** returns*
Too short
@@chadvipinosa353 its just a nutshell
@@m_razkasutresna8620 what the
@@Memfifaofficial No, it's too short :D
Me as a Pinoy and seeing Philippines with Nuclear bombs:
*Wait what?*
is that true that sma;; countrys can't have nuclear weapons i think it would destroy the country
@@randompoliticalkid6760 No cuz some country have it we were just poor and dumb to make one ;-;
@@Ken-be9tl yeah
@@randompoliticalkid6760 Filipinos say Fat makes you healthy WHAT THE HECK ;-;
Gylala Its So Good Can You Pls Make A Part 3.❤😍
I will explain why sabah is belongs to Philippines 🇵🇭 sabah is gave to Philippines solo sultan by the king of Brunie and present day the Malaysia 🇲🇾 is paying rent to Philippines solo for Sabah, if you don't believe you can research it😇
Philippines in nutshell 3
Usa:*sigh*
Usa:is everybody peace :l
Usa:Hmmm i have an idea,i can wait to flip the philippine flag.
🇨🇦🇲🇽:what no don't do that D:
Usa:Huh! Why?
🇨🇦🇲🇽:Because..-
Usa:I have no time for th-
Mexico:I have my vacation bye *left the game bruh 🤣*
Canada: :/
Usa:ok im visiting now
Americans:Noooooo
*The next day*
Philippines:So nice in there but i need sa-
Usa:Hi phil.
Philippines:..... What!
Usa:What are you doing???
Philippines:I need to get sa--
Usa:Never mind i said, What happens if i flip your flag
Phil.:What no don't do this:(
Usa:Pls calm down,i need to flip you
Phil.:No
Why:Because i...
Usa:😑,so you don't know so i flip you
Phil.:Nooooooooooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaa
Usa.:what?
Phil(flip):Die usa die.
Usa:oh no heeelp.
*Later*
Usa:pls help me pls somebody:(
Americans:Why?
Usa:Because phil.wants to kill me
🇵🇭:*evil laughs* say goodbye to usa>:)
🇺🇸:nooo
🇵🇭 war 🇺🇸 phil wins
Americans:Oh no
🇵🇭:So ill kill you americans i mean north america
🇵🇭 war America North 🇵🇭wins
🇵🇭:Yes,Yes im so large
🇮🇩:huh what's happening
South America: The philippine war flip Runn!
*South America leaves but not brazil and argentina*
🇵🇭:...,Well nm Well Bra--
🇧🇷:HUEHEUEHUEHUEHUE wat :l
🇵🇭:you--
🇧🇷no im sorry phil war
🇵🇭i dont care
*🇵🇭 war 🇧🇷*phil wins
🇵🇭well its mine now
🇦🇷mmmm *kill himself*
🇵🇭lol
🇮🇩philippines dont do this
🇵🇭 i dont care i want alllll
*🇵🇭 war all* phil wins
🇵🇭hah i need over the world *evil laughs*
*🇮🇩 vs 🇵🇭*
🇵🇭what indonesia
🇮🇩pls ne back to life phil
🇮🇩 wins
🇮🇩*crys*
gylala indonesia we help yuo *macic back to world*
🇵🇭what happen to me
🇮🇩philippines i miss you
🇵🇭i miss you so much
*End*
why you make Philippines In A Nutshell 3 Idk Soon
Good idea
starts in oct
Not bad
Congrats to 200k 🥰
Philippines: buys 15 bombs for 1b then Sold each one for 300-500m each
Other countries: thanks for the bomb
Philippines: Stonks
It's so funny philippines selling nuc😂😆 4:38🇵🇭
Mappers be like;
Vatican: owe boi i am so bored.
United Kingdom:hello Vatican
Vatican:*conquers all the world*
Oh crap I felt like I missed it, but it was cool :D
i am a filipino, and personally, this is incredibly funny.
I agree i am pilipino
hahaha parehas tayu pilipino
aku din
traitors...
Any country :has any islands
Argentina:Helo LOL
Please do Malaysia next it's so exciting to have it
What app do you use to make these war videos
Yeah dude this so sick I love it so much I live in there♥️♥️
There could have part 2
Please do Palau in a nutshell next
No pls
I like your video. 💛💛
💙💙 👍👍 👌👌👌
Sad fact:- 36% of all the plastic waste into the ocean comes from the Philippines, which is far more than enough for making building materials.
Me be like:- Why doesn't Philippines use all those plastics and connect all their islands with each other, and make it a perfect country with suitable lands from that damn archipelago, which is very very prone to Typhoons?
Strong typhoons can still blow it away 😬
whatt?? u expect plastic to fight strong typhoons???
Lol I'll give you some penny then find a good school, enroll yourself
huh? 36% no we only did 6% that number combined with vietnam
I want to know where this numbers come from
Thx for making this video gylala! •̀ᴗ•̀
The fact that Argentina is a food product in the philippines.
oh you mean a food company?
Oh sheet
Oh yeah
i never thought gylala would upload ph nutshell 2 hahaah😂
Czech republic in a nutshell
Czechia: oh no
Germany: what is happening
Czechia: im Gonna die in 2022 1.1
Germany: its 2022 tho
*Czechia disintegrates*
Germany: what the Berlin?
*14 Parts of czechia appears*
Germany: what? Guess ill take Liberec part
*Germany annexes Liberec part*
Central-Czech part: oh no! Prepare your Bombs!
Austria: woah. Imma take Mora-
Austria: Just kidding! Imma take Plzeň part
*Austria annexes Plzeň part*
Poland And Slovakia: great now were in danger. BIG DANGER
USA: Oh no i cant let that happen again! Lets wait till War then imma Rickroll them
Central-Czech part: screw this imma need backup!
France, UK And Russia: Oh? What Is this?
Central-Czech Part: Bad News! Germany Is up to no good we need USA to stop them!
USA: Oh? what Is this?
Central-Czech part: bad news! Germany is up to no good we need USA to stop them!
USA: Hmmmmm. Let me think. Aha! Time Machine trick
Germany And Austria: NO!
*Time is back At 2021. 6. 2.*
Czechia: Phew im back. Thanks USA
USA: no problem
I seen It live now, yesterday was my birthday but i want to tell you something... So you were not making countryballs school because your remade it? It was cool actually!
Made indonesiaball-morocoball-polandball empire in a nutshell
Polska Ball
Thanks For Doing My Idea
Thailand in a nutshell
Thailand: I miss old empire.
Thailand: Hey Laos & Cambodia
Laos & Cambodia: Yes? Thailand
Thailand: Do you want to join me?
Laos & Cambodia: Really....?
Laos & Cambodia: Nope!
Thailand: Ok war then.
Thailand: Time to change into Siam!
Siam: Ah. I'm back
Thailand: Hey Myanmar!
Myanmar: Yes?
Siam: Give me land!
Myanmar: No please!
Siam: I want annexes Vietnam
Vietnam: Please no Siam! Don't hurt me!
Siam: I'll take you :)
Vietnam: Noooooooooooooooo!
Siam: I want west part of Malaysia
Malaysia: No please!
Siam: India!
India: Yes What?
Siam: Can I give a part East India?
India: OK
Siam: Bangladesh!
Bangladesh: What do you want?
Siam: Give me land!
Bangladesh: You're f**king moron!
Siam: Ok war!
Siam: Let's vote for become Greater Thailand
Siam: Yes 53%
No 47%
Siam: Ok change!
Greater Thailand: Cool name
Greater Thailand: Hey Indonesia
Indonesia: Yes?
Greater Thailand: Give me Sumatra Island!
Indonesia: Really...?
Indonesia: No way!
Greater Thailand: Okay I'll take you all land
Greater Thailand: Let's me think
Greater Thailand: Alright, I'll take Bhutan
Bhutan: Oh no.
Greater Thailand: Uh, I'll take all the rest Southeast Asia
Greater Thailand: Ah, That's better
Greater Thailand: Hey, China
China: Yes?
Greater Thailand: Give me Yunnan plz.
China: Really?
China: Not this time dude!
Greater Thailand: Okay.
Greater Thailand: I'm bigger than you, Russia!
Russia: I didn't do anything, Greater Thailand.
Greater Thailand: Give me East Siberia!
Russia: Nope!
Greater Thailand: Whatever I'll take you.
Russia: Oh Cyka, I surrender, L'll give east Siberia for you.
Greater Thailand: Ah, that's good.
Greater Thailand: Hey, Korea & Japan
S. Korea & Japan: Hello, Greater Thailand.
Greater Thailand: Want to join me?
S. Korea & Japan: Ok, Whatever.
Greater Thailand: And you Taiwan?
Taiwan: Okay.
Greater Thailand: And how about North Korea?
North Korea: No way!
North Korea: Best Korea!
Greater Thailand: Huh? Best Korea is Worst Korea.
North Korea: No!
Greater Thailand: Okay I'll ruin you
Greater Thailand: I guess
Greater Thailand: I'll take all rest of Asia
Asia: Oh no plz no!
Greater Thailand: Alright Let's form Asian Union
Asian Union: Ah that was good
1. Nice comment
2. New subscriber.
usa nuke asia union 100 times
@@Vie-Cube mad cuz invaded
Can you made part 3?
Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
🇲🇨🤝🇵🇭
Mabuhay kasi mainit😂
@@desireebarrios5804 Totoo 😂
Gylala i will subscribe you your the best
Argentina should go to Sweden because it has more islands than the Philippines.
Ok then how many islands does sweden have? Cuz we filipinos have 7000 islands
@@michaellimaragilada2358 I think it's 20k+
Cant wait for part 3 lmao
We dont have dollar we have peso
Malaysia in the Nutshell:
Malaysia: Man! This is boring...
Indonesia: Ofc it's boring BTW I'm changing my capital on Borneo.
Malaysia: ... Wait... YOU CHANGED YOUR CAPITAL?
Indonesia: Yeah why?
Malaysia: Can I have Java?
Indonesia: ... No
Malaysia: PLS
Indonesia: still no
Malaysia: I'm going to war!
Indonesia: Lol are you sure your strong to get my islands?
Malaysia: YEAH IM STRONK!
Indonesia: Okay (:
*war declared*
Malaysia: I'm going to use a Submarine!
Indonesia: Wait what?
*Indonesia Loses Sumatra*
Indonesia: WAIT HOW?!
Malaysia: Because IM STRONK
Indonesia: OMG HELP!
*Malaysia goes to Java*
Indonesia: THIS IS BAD! HELP
Philippines: Sup, What going on?
Indonesia: Malaysia is stealing my islands! IDK what his doing!
Philippines: Oh, I will send backup
Indonesia: OH THANK YOU!
*Thailand and USA joined the war*
Philippines: Thailand and USA, Help Indonesia! Malaysia is getting the islands from Indonesia!
Duos: On it!
Malaysia: Oh?! So you want the islands fine... I will try my Plan B
*Malaysia uses Air Forces*
Indo, Phil, USA, Thai: Oh no
*War over*
Malaysia got Sumatra, and Java
Indonesia: Man! Why are you strong?!
Malaysia: Easy just easy
Philippines: Well we have to try Plan C
Malaysia: What plan?
Philippines: Oh you will see
*Philippines wars on Malaysia*
Malaysia: OH REALLY? WAR? This is easy!
Philippines: Don't flip my flag or else
Malaysia: Why well I do that? We're not talking questions!
Philippines: I'm not talking question, I'm just asking to not flip flag
Malaysia: Sure sure let me see your--- *Flip Philippines*
Malaysia: See nothing happened!
Philippines: You chosen death
*Philippines goes 0.01% percent power*
Malaysia: OH NO!!!!
*Philippines got Java and Sumatra*
Malaysia: Wait... I thought your trying to get Sabah
Philippines: Oh yeah I forgot
*Philippines attempts to get Sabah*
USA: Okay that's enough! *Flip flag*
Philippines: wait What happened?
USA: I think you saved Indonesia's Islands
Philippines: Oh... I didn't know
Indonesia: Oh thx for getting my Islands!
Philippines: Umm... Yw?
Malaysia: MY ISLANDS, MY ARMY!
Philippines: Uhmm... I have a question
Malaysia: what?
Philippines: Can I have S----
Malaysia: NO!
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It's a bit strange that they took east china so quickly
Vietcongs imao
Thinking about Indonesia Philippines Malaysia (all like 100th place ig) teaming up against China (3rd place in world) and managimg to win without nukes just makes me go WTF
However, argentina became chile in the thumbnail.
5:28 because that was the part i was watching on my tv
MY OWN STORY
PHILIPHINES IN THE NUTSHELL 1
PHIL: ITS SO BORING
INDONESIA: YEAH ME TOO
OTHERS IN SOUTHERN ASIA: ME TOO
ARGENTINA: I SMELL ISLAND
PHIL: OH NO
OTHERS: OH NO
PHIL: WE NEED A BOMB
USA: HOW MUCH YOU PAY?
PHIL: UHHH.... 5000 MILLION???
USA: OK THATS TOO MUCH
PHIL: YES I HAVE 15 BOMBS
OTHERS: CAN WE HAVE
PHIL: SURE
ARGENTINA: IIIIIIISSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD (ISLAND)
PHIL: UH OH......... WARRRRR ONNN ARGENTINAAAAAAAA
SOUTH ASIAN DECLARS WAR ON ARGENTINA
1 MONTH LATER
PHIL: YES WE WON
(PHILS POV): SEES POLAND DECLARS WAR ON RUSSIA
POLAND WON AND RUSSIA SURRENDERS
POLAND: NEED MORE!!!!!!
POLAND: I WILL WAR ON YOU EUROPE
EUROPE: WERE STRONGER THAN YOU POLAND
POLAND: OH YEAH
POLAND DECLARES WAR ON EUROPE
POLAND WON
POLAND: NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
POLAND: I CAN DEFEAT YOU SOUTH ASIA
PHIL: I CAN DEFEAT YOU POLAND
POLAND: OH YEAH
PHIL: DONT FORGET WE ALL HAVE 15 BOMB
POLAND: WHAT!?
PHIL: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SOUTHERN ASIA DECLARES WAR ON POLAND
SOUTH ASIAN WON
POLAND: I SURRENDER :(
THE END...
Ph in a nutshell 3 please. Its so fun
Hey! My Argentina don't touch. 🇦🇷
Can you do part 3 of this
2:27 china is like Bismarck trying to fight 4 ships
In fact, Argentina, if it weren't for its politicians, would have a much superior economy and a much superior army. In fact, Argentina is one of the countries that came to have aircraft carriers, not to mention natural resources such as the capacity to feed 400 million people, that is, all those countries if they will face Argentina if it were a power they would not have chances
Your all video is nice I like it and you make me a good video I live in Philippines
i love you gylala you are my fav i love your vids all the time
Gylala's Plot Mistake Twist : All 3 In The End Not Fucking Make Argrentina An Puppet
Argentina in the thumbnail:i've mastered a technique called REICHTANGLE
I love how argentina says “ISLANDS?” on the icon of the video
THANKS GYLALA I ASKED FOR PHIL IN A NUTSHELL
Gylala can you make malaysia in nutshell but sorry i dont have any ideas to do sorry :(
1:01 gylala, WHY THE FUNNY NUMBERS💀
pls make philippines in a nutshell 2
Yey Philippines again. Also I am Filipino
Oh hey PHILIPINES MY CPUNTRY WWWOOOOOO I AM FILIPINO MABUHAY!!!!!!!
this was so such a good idea from him I dint know where to look
Love Philippines from cambodia 🇰🇭🤝🇵🇭
Argentina:*goes to war with the Philippines*
The White Lady In Balete Drive: A PARTY FOR ME :0
Idea: add war flags of countries so when war starts the war flag will be visible when war ends the flag will not be visible
The land they claim feels so random, but its so funny!
Can you makr Italy in a nutshell 2 pls?
this was a fever dream
Philippines is the new island ruler
Idea: Philippines in a nutshell 3
Japan in a nutshell:
Rebels: We want japan!
Japan: oh no…
Rebels: *takes over japan*
Anime empire: UwU
Anime empire: I think I will take over Asia UwU
Anime empire: *takes over asia*
USA: uh oh…
USA: Japan is evil!
USA I’m gonna drop some nukes!
USA: *dropped 10 nukes*
Anime empire: UwU
USA: WHAT? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?
Anime empire: I’m gonna takeover africa UwU
Anime empire: *takes over africa*
Anime empire: Now I will takeover the world! UwU
Anime empire: *takes over world*
Godzilla: die stupid humans
Anime empire: OH NO!
Godzilla: *takes over anime empire*
Godzilla: now I rule the world >=D
I like it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice to watch
Protip to defeat Argentina:
Argentina: Philippines!
Philippines: Yeah?
Argentina: Give me island!
Philippines: Really?
Argentina: I'll take you
Philippines: Help me Indonesia!
Indonesia: Don't worries, I'll help you too.
Argentina: Oh no.
Ok
Yes
Ayy new phill and world video from phill
Idea (my country is Thailand)
Thailand: hi Laos imma take your land
Laos: NO!!,!,,!,,!
(Thailand wars on Laos)
Thailand: yes!
( Thailand-Laos ) : hi I’m gonna take u
Thailand: NOoOooOoOo
(Rebel attacks Thailand)
Thailand-Laos: YES! hELLo ASEAN COUNTRIES MUHAHAHA
ASEAN countries: NOooOoOooOooO
(TH-LAOs wars a.n. Countries)
Thailand-Laos: (attacks the whole world)
Switzerland: What pls don’t take me
Thailand-Laos: No I’m gonna attack u
Switzerland: NOooOoOoOo
Thailand-laos: (Attacks Switzerland)
Thailand-Laos: Imma Change my name
TH World nations : I forgot that icy land that is longer wait it’s in south?
🇦🇶: -hello there-
TH world nations: What? Imma take u
🇦🇶: -NOOOOO DONT DO IT-
TH world nations: Yesss!
🇦🇶 : -NOOOOO-
(THWDNS WARS 🇦🇶)
Thailand World nations: Yesssss I took the world
Sealand: Whoa whoa whoa that’s cheating
The End wait wait
8 Ball : am I late in a video?
Gylala: YES.
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Can you make Indonesia part 2
2:20
If you philippines. West sea philippines.
If you Usa or Uk. South china sea
If you Vietnam. Bien dong
Holy cracka moly- not again! (Syam comes) syam:WHO DID TRY TO TAKE MY COUNTRY KAMAI?! me:its him 🙂 syam:OHH SO YOU WHO MADE THA- me:calm down- *ends up eatin ice cream milo*
Syria in a Nutshell:
Syria: *wake up*
Syria: Ummm.. I got -2 provinces of Syria
Syria: No way..
Syria: I can't get bigger
Syria: Hey Lebanon!
Lebanon: Yes Syria?
Syria: But... I can't get bigger then...
Syria: That was bad ending...
Lebanon: What do you want?
Syria: Look on the map! The new North and South america are fighting!
Lebanon: Wow! That was crazy!
Syria: Just...
Syria: I'M GONNA TAKE YOU!
Lebanon: Oh no!!!
Lebanon: Help me Palestine!!
Palestine: Lol no.
(Syria declares war on Lebanon)
(Syria wins)
Syria: Wolololololololo
Syria: This is an a lucky day...
Asia and Arab: Lol that was been ;(
Yemen: Lol no.
Syria: I don't know from the Syrian Federation?
Rebels: You got that -2 million dollars
Syria: ??
Syria: Nothing happened?
Taiwan and Pakistan: Stop u plz!
Syria: I'm going to take you all!
UAE: What??
Syria: HAHAHAHA
Taiwan and Pakistan: NOOOOO!!!
(Syria declares war on Taiwan and Pakistan)
(Syria wins)
Syria: Okay.
Syria: TIME TO INVADE IRAQ!
(Syria declares war on Iraq)
Oman: Oman is the best!
Asia: Shut up. Oman.
Jordan: We want to peace?
Syria: *TRIGGERED*
Syria: STOP ALL PLEASE!!!
Jordan: NO! I AM GOING TO WIN!
(Jordan declares war on Syria)
Syria: We can to stop Jordan!
Syria: GyLala!
GyLala: Yes?
Syria: Invade me Jordan!
GyLala: Okay.
GyLala: *maaaagic* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Jordan: NO PLEASE NO!!
(Syria wins)
Ukraine: Omg. We hate you Russia..
Russia: Of course that beens.
Afghanistan and India: We could napoleon?
Syria: NO! YOU'RE EVIL!
GyLala: Don't worry! I will get the trophy!
GyLala: *gives Syria a trophy*
Syria: Wow, thanks?
Syria: NOW TIME TO INVADE ALL!!
(Syria declares war on Afghanistan and India)
India: Oh no..
(Syria wins)
Syria: I'm too big!
Syria: Hi Tajikistan!
Tajikistan: Yes Syria?
Syria: You're smallest little kitten!
Tajikistan: Ugh.. No. We not kitten...
Syria: .....
Syria: YOU'RE BAD CAT!
(Syria declares war on Tajikistan)
(Syria wins)
Myanmar: *wake up*
Syria: Oops. I forgot Myanmar!
(Syria declares war on Myanmar)
(Syria wins)
Syria: I am too super big!
Syria: We can take all of asia >:)
Asia and Arab: NOOOOO!!!!
(Syria declares war on Asia)
(Syria wins)
Russia: Hi Syria!
Syria: Yes Russia?
Russia: What is this that your land? xaxaxaxa
Syria: Stop!
(Syria declares war on Russia)
Russia: what da?? ....
(Syria wins)
Syria: THE LAND ARE MINE!
Rebels: OH NO!!!
Syria: Hehehehehe.
Syria: Europe can't stop me!
(Syria declares war on Europe)
(Syria wins)
Syria: They are africa!
Africa: No!!!!
(Africa declares war on Syria)
(Syria wins)
Syria: Almost....
Syria: That we been!
Americas: Oh my gosh...
Americas: All country defeated..
Americas: WE ALMOST TO STOP YOU!
(Americas declares war on Syria)
Syria: No.. Another Civil War... D:
(Americas wins and resets all countries)
Syria: NOOOO!!!
The End
Please put video GyLala!
Philippines: wants islands
Philippines irl: I dont want islands. But if its sabah i take it
Why does Argentina love islands?
*Im there few weeks ago thanks to cameraman in my role xD*
i love it when philipines just said hey guys i want nuclear bomb
Malaysia and Philippines: Sabah
Ukraine and Russia: Crimea
Remek lett a videó Lala!
Argentina: I S L A N D S ?
Philippines: ahhh i got chase by a dog
dog: phil YOUR MINE
Whats the app name tho
Romans 1:16 For I am not ashamed of the Gospel for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believes.
4:49 Thailand speak for first time!