The Ballad of Salt-onJon

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  • @AD-tj4jc
    @AD-tj4jc Рік тому +272

    Jon loses 1 star but then the game goes,
    "But wait, there's more!"

    • @austinlisenbee8415
      @austinlisenbee8415 Рік тому +32

      The game: but I'm not done yet, call now and I'll double the offer.

  • @Zachattack10213
    @Zachattack10213 Рік тому +319

    Actually, the CPU picking Waluigi is not just bad luck for Jon. The AI is programed to take items from the 3rd player first if they have an item, which makes it REALLY unfair

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken Рік тому +200

    "WOW, WHAT A SHOCK AND SURPRISE, JON'S BEEN WARPED AGAIN!" had me in TEARS

    • @Thaumius
      @Thaumius Рік тому +4

      I think its Shocking Surprise

    • @lucasmarble2572
      @lucasmarble2572 Рік тому +4

      Let's do the Jon Warp again!~

    •  Рік тому +5

      4:51

  • @gdaymaster8499
    @gdaymaster8499 Рік тому +221

    3:06 the bleeps make it so much better imo...

  • @psychochiken4111
    @psychochiken4111 Рік тому +416

    Boy, that Daisy curse sure shifted targets.

    • @icefire2104
      @icefire2104 Рік тому +25

      Less of a Daisy Curse, it’s more of a Jon’s hatred of Kamek’s Library.

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +13

      nah it's like Jon said at the end of the last video
      the Curse was a myth

    • @psychochiken4111
      @psychochiken4111 Рік тому +10

      @@YuriKaroki19 of course he'd say that, he was the one hit worst by it!

    • @copycat500
      @copycat500 Рік тому +21

      Well, Daisy didn’t know which one was Emile since he was using a different file.
      And so, she picked a random target and hoped she got Emile.

    • @slimballs9650
      @slimballs9650 Рік тому +5

      I think the Curse is still real. It's just that it's that DAISY is cursed.

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 Рік тому +595

    Mario party DS is probably the most brutal in the series.
    You can literally go from dominating the board to dead last in ONE TURN.

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +20

      don't I know it XD
      I have no shame in admiting that after the last time this gae screw me over I put all the CUP characters on easy and bonus stars off (yes the game was always crual with me in terms of bonus stars in the sense that even if it look like I should got one or more nope)

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 Рік тому +26

      @@YuriKaroki19 Watch Jon dub this as his "Sticker Star"

    • @jenoyt1337
      @jenoyt1337 Рік тому +6

      @@gamefan6219 imagine if he did tho, it would be funny

    • @genericyoutubecommentchann7418
      @genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Рік тому +11

      Isn’t that the case with any of the games when you get a Chance Time event though?

    • @jadetealaaron2003
      @jadetealaaron2003 Рік тому +1

      Or vice versa

  • @ilovededede
    @ilovededede Рік тому +99

    "Dude, I fucking hate this game. I actually do! I have not hated a game this much since Mario Party 3! And that took the ending of a five-year relationship for that to happen, so that's impressive!" - ProtonJon during Bowser's Pinball Machine

  • @ytw101
    @ytw101 9 місяців тому +12

    3:07
    Bleeps made it hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @joehuber252
    @joehuber252 Рік тому +20

    3:07
    And that is why I do not trust hidden blocks...
    WE’RE “ALL” THINKING IT!

  • @moritamikamikara3879
    @moritamikamikara3879 Рік тому +323

    The thing I love about this is that when the board ends, it reveals that out of 20 turns, Jon landed on 12 happening spaces XD

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U Рік тому +33

    For the record, “Daisy picturebooks” was Chugga making a Playboy joke.

  • @genericyoutubecommentchann7418
    @genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Рік тому +85

    I like how he rages at getting warped even when it put him in front of a star.

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +3

      pretty sure it was when he didn't have enough money

    • @genericyoutubecommentchann7418
      @genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Рік тому +5

      @@YuriKaroki19 4:52 He had 46 coins. (I know he didn’t know it was the star, but it put him closer to a jar and the item shop.)

  • @averagejustin
    @averagejustin Рік тому +93

    Jon was in his own personal hell during this round lol

  • @energeam6284
    @energeam6284 Рік тому +117

    As much as I know I'd be furious if I got a Ztar from a hidden block, I really wish it was still a thing because it's so damn funny😂

    • @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaDennisTRF
      @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaDennisTRF Рік тому +13

      That's fair.

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 Рік тому +22

      I've seen more ztars in their playthrough than I have my entire time playing the game

    • @princesspixel3151
      @princesspixel3151 Рік тому +14

      @@Grane1234 I only got ONE Ztar… and it was in the first game of Story Mode! And yet I still easily won?!
      I think Mario Party DS was generous for me… or I had Emile’s level of luck through the entire Story Mode?

    • @lemonadogirl4082
      @lemonadogirl4082 Рік тому +1

      I got a Ztar out of a hidden block once and it terrified me so badly that I turned hidden blocks off for YEARS afterwards.

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 8 місяців тому +1

      Because what happened to other people its hilarious

  • @rodrickgoldberg2324
    @rodrickgoldberg2324 Рік тому +122

    The censor bleeps make this even more hilarious!

    • @magogosora
      @magogosora Рік тому +13

      And then later no longer censoring near the end 😂

    • @princesspixel3151
      @princesspixel3151 Рік тому +6

      Well YOU try censoring all the profanities from TRG! (You can’t)

    • @thesomethingthatisntathing514
      @thesomethingthatisntathing514 Рік тому +5

      No, they don't, at least not for me.
      I find them more annoying than funny.

    • @zeospark9715
      @zeospark9715 Рік тому +2

      Yeah I agree. And it doesn't make sense to censor them here

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 10 місяців тому

      ​@@magogosoraCensored mode broke.

  • @derkr5321
    @derkr5321 Рік тому +255

    Literally the worst luck Jon has ever had in any Mario Party Board BY FAR! Second to Jon getting the koopa bank card robbed in MP3
    Thanks for compiling the best Salty Jon moment in TRG history 😈
    Edit: Bowsers pinball was an astoundingly BRUTAL towards Jon… I feel bad that my favorite Mario Party title is probably Jon’s least favorite game ever made
    Actually, it’s hilarious

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +6

      yeah out all the board so far this one has been the most brutal to Jon

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 Рік тому +16

      @@YuriKaroki19 I hate to say it, but I think Jon will NEVER want to hear Mario Party DS mentioned ever again after this playthrough. Just like how Emile gets triggered when he hears Sticker Star get mentioned. It's Likely Mario Party DS will be Jon's "Sticker Star".

    • @vell7297
      @vell7297 Рік тому +6

      I mean, there is also the time he rolled 5 ones in a row in fair square

    • @CrossoverFan4life
      @CrossoverFan4life Рік тому +2

      ​@@vell7297 it helped Jon win that board though

    • @aquaticchaos1717
      @aquaticchaos1717 Рік тому +2

      If you thought he had bad luck this board, wait until you see what happens in Bowser Pinball

  • @alvaroperez2349
    @alvaroperez2349 Рік тому +184

    Not only did Jon get his stars stolen, but also his item robbed by Kamek, while reliving the MP5 Gilligan’s Island incident.

    • @superpenguinzzz
      @superpenguinzzz Рік тому +14

      i remember that Future Dream rocket conundrum. hilarious.

    • @thecodester6669
      @thecodester6669 Рік тому +3

      Gilligans island?

    • @superpenguinzzz
      @superpenguinzzz Рік тому +11

      @@thecodester6669 it's an old TV show about a group of friends that get stuck on an island. the cast tries to escape but fail every time.

    • @alvaroperez2349
      @alvaroperez2349 Рік тому +1

      @@superpenguinzzz and the same thing happened to Jon in their play through of Mario Party 5!

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 Рік тому +3

      Peach did NOT like Jon

  • @Codyeneeee
    @Codyeneeee Рік тому +6

    NAHHHH I KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET THE DARK STAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOSING ONE

  • @LuigiStrikeForceChaz
    @LuigiStrikeForceChaz Рік тому +34

    Poor Jon. *sends him a virtual hug*

  • @danmeldrum312
    @danmeldrum312 Рік тому +41

    2:27
    _"YOU'RE_ HAVING DÉJÀ VU?!"
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @13Lion
    @13Lion Рік тому +30

    Daisy must have smoked something to decide to put the curse on jon

    • @jasminedubois6711
      @jasminedubois6711 Рік тому +1

      She's over Emile now and decided to make someone new feel her wrath.

  • @copycat500
    @copycat500 Рік тому +70

    2:48 here’s the clip you were waiting for

    • @magolor3219
      @magolor3219 Рік тому +10

      Chuggaaconroy with the Live and Learn reference! XD

    • @mr.derpyface558
      @mr.derpyface558 Рік тому +5

      More like 3:04

    • @ecbgames238
      @ecbgames238 Рік тому +5

      This should be in the TRG animated

  • @Txur_Itan
    @Txur_Itan Рік тому +13

    This board and Bowser board was peak Jon. Peak bad luck, peak comedy, peak rage.. everything was perfect

  • @hank2815
    @hank2815 Рік тому +13

    The loudest anyone has ever been in a library.

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose Рік тому +17

    THE KAMEK STAR IS REAL! And I guess Daisy be like "frenemyship broken with emile, jon is my new victim".

  • @tarabotelho6692
    @tarabotelho6692 Рік тому +21

    If we took Jon with all that salt, he could turn a fresh water to salt water in an instant. Poor Jon.

  • @King_G-dede
    @King_G-dede Рік тому +9

    Can’t believe Jon didn’t turn into the joker.
    All it takes is one bad turn 😂

  • @gabrielutonium7632
    @gabrielutonium7632 Рік тому +81

    Never in my life have I've seen Jon get this upset when losing stars in this game, he cannot catch a break.

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 Рік тому +13

    so TRG just completed Bowser's Pinball...
    and this video maaaaaay need a sequel

  • @lucyspencer9752
    @lucyspencer9752 Рік тому +8

    If anyone's curious, the science on the chalkboard in 'study fall' is both real math and real chemistry.

  • @GoldRichness
    @GoldRichness Рік тому +95

    Even if Jon didn’t lose the stars, he wouldn’t have won cause he would be tied with Emile in stars but Emile would win on coins so he would’ve gotten second

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 Рік тому +4

      So he basically had no way of winning

    • @JoseFranco-xl6pi
      @JoseFranco-xl6pi Рік тому +6

      But Emile robbed one of Jon's stars

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +11

      @@JoseFranco-xl6pi 2 of his stars actually
      he landed on two of Emile's star hex spaces

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 Рік тому +2

      @@JoseFranco-xl6pi sorry, don’t know what I’m saying

    • @ryanmann9842
      @ryanmann9842 Рік тому +11

      @@gavinbunting7354 he would've, if the block didn't have an anti-star in it too

  • @steveharper2463
    @steveharper2463 Рік тому +30

    It maybe due to the fact that I haven’t played this game in years but I don’t remember it being THIS brutal and insane. Makes me want to find my copy and revisit it

  • @starvoltnexus3139
    @starvoltnexus3139 Рік тому +20

    Then Bowser’s pinball machine comes along and literally just abuses his soul constantly

  • @329link
    @329link Рік тому +22

    I played the hell out of this as a kid yet I never knew you could even get a ztar from a hidden block! What even are the odds of that happening?

    • @CrossoverFan4life
      @CrossoverFan4life Рік тому +6

      Happened 3 times in the LP

    • @leesalee1540
      @leesalee1540 Рік тому +5

      I’ve been playing this for 15 years and I didn’t even know there WERE Zstars in this game!!

  • @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942
    @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 Рік тому +4

    You could start a thousand fast food chains with all this salt. Poor Jon...

  • @NightOwl1515
    @NightOwl1515 Рік тому +35

    I'm getting worried for Jon's blood pressure.

  • @slimballs9650
    @slimballs9650 Рік тому +9

    The three bleeps in a row reminded me of that one moment from Emile's Pikmin 3 LP with Masae.

  • @Mister_Oddity
    @Mister_Oddity Рік тому +13

    For a game where you're small, Jon's bad luck is still super big

  • @zachorryy
    @zachorryy Рік тому +2

    4:08 Okay who here remembers when Ray William Johnson hosted Equals 3? God I was so surprised when I saw that clip. I am glad to see some reference to it in however many years it has been since the show was cancelled.

  • @icefire2104
    @icefire2104 Рік тому +15

    Kemek’s Library aka the rise of Jon’s Salt.

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +4

      ugh I know people are saying that Bowser Pinball will be the end of Emile's luck but I can't help but think that in reailty that will be when the game is the most vilest with Jon
      mainly cuz one happening space takes away everything

    • @DarkKnight51083
      @DarkKnight51083 Рік тому +3

      @@YuriKaroki19 Surprisingly, Jon said he didn't lose his voice on the Pinball Machine. Shocking, since those spaces are Mario Party at its most vile.

  • @karlhnedkovsky5214
    @karlhnedkovsky5214 Рік тому +22

    Honestly, we could feed the world with all this salt!

  • @matthewungertwenty3231
    @matthewungertwenty3231 Рік тому +5

    I feel like the quote for Jon's suffering for this map was. 'This is a rile playing game, what role am i playing the f-ing victim

  • @jadetealaaron2003
    @jadetealaaron2003 Рік тому +13

    This game is simultaneously brutal and broken and I LOVE IT.

  • @KermitKong24
    @KermitKong24 Рік тому +12

    Jon just can't stop landing on that Kamek space.

  • @theminiyosshi2901
    @theminiyosshi2901 Рік тому +11

    Jon spent 60% of the game on green spaces

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011
    @EssexAggiegrad2011 Рік тому +9

    Mario Party: the destroyer of friendships

    • @jenoyt1337
      @jenoyt1337 Рік тому +2

      It’s like monopoly, but worse

  • @genericyoutubecommentchann7418
    @genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Рік тому +13

    I think the Daisy picture book joke was probably referring to dirty picture books. I didn’t really get it at first either.

  • @jimmyrustler5801
    @jimmyrustler5801 10 місяців тому +1

    It never occurred to me how vulgar that star steal into ztar combo until 80% of it was covered by bleeping

  • @TheREALwymario
    @TheREALwymario 11 місяців тому +1

    It's kind of crazy how much Mario Party DS cranks up the game's swingy-ness up to 11. Items being the cheapest they've ever been and being able to be bought in bulk on each visit to the shop means Star counts get real high, not to mention the amount of Star stealing and ways to get free Stars. If you know how to take advantage of this you can rack up huge uncontestable leads, but if you don't know or just get really unlucky (like Jon) you can get pounded into the dirt real hard.

  • @MatthewTheSkunk
    @MatthewTheSkunk Рік тому +8

    1:51
    Jon: Can ya knock it off?
    Tim: Knock it off, Fox!
    Nice little eference too their Star Fox 64 LP :D

  • @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942
    @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 Рік тому +2

    Also, this was before Bowser's pinball.

  • @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942
    @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 Рік тому +4

    Ok, was there *ONE* warping on that stage that did NOT involve Jon?

  • @Nathan55411
    @Nathan55411 Рік тому +22

    Somehow, Bowser's Pinball Machine was even crazier than this

  • @crazytankxd5758
    @crazytankxd5758 Рік тому +3

    Legends say that Jon is still landing on that warp space to this day...

  • @nebbynetwork2089
    @nebbynetwork2089 Рік тому +14

    The daisy curse has been broken

  • @JosephRiveraSantiago0617
    @JosephRiveraSantiago0617 Рік тому +1

    That last warp: "WARP ME SOMEWHERE! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"

  • @lukedetering4490
    @lukedetering4490 Рік тому +8

    Timestamps for what you came for 0:00-8:45

  • @Jiggelmeister
    @Jiggelmeister Рік тому +3

    Great edits. made me laugh out loud lmao

  • @potatortheomnipotentspud
    @potatortheomnipotentspud Рік тому +2

    One must imagine Jon winning Mario party

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn Рік тому +2

    Mario Party DS:
    I like everyone except Proton Jon...

  • @AlphaXenarc
    @AlphaXenarc Рік тому +23

    I think this is one instance of censoring making the clip better 🤣

  • @CrossoverFan4life
    @CrossoverFan4life Рік тому +12

    Here I thought Tim had the worst luck in the game

  • @Mike.325
    @Mike.325 Рік тому +5

    3:06 got me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @No_Sleepee
    @No_Sleepee Рік тому +2

    2:57 "It Begins"
    -Protonjon, 2022

  • @karlhnedkovsky5214
    @karlhnedkovsky5214 Рік тому +5

    It's really astonishing, how much this game was just shitting on Jon!

  • @Sindgoemon
    @Sindgoemon Рік тому +6

    i can relate to this anger so well cause this was my luck doing this map on story mode with the ai set to easy

  • @Coach_Shiner
    @Coach_Shiner 6 місяців тому +1

    1:34 Tim's laugh gets me everytime

  • @TheDarkUmbreon8623
    @TheDarkUmbreon8623 Рік тому +4

    Yes John, release your anger. Fuel your hatred and use it to power the dark side

  • @ecbgames238
    @ecbgames238 Рік тому +16

    The Jon rage meter is really crazy I feel like he’s going to blame the game just like he did in that one tropical island he’s blaming Nintendo for giving him karma

    • @PerfectKirby
      @PerfectKirby Рік тому

      He has every reason to blame the game, DS is the most bullshit one I’ve ever seen

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 Рік тому +5

    The board really wanted to warp Jon around

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 Рік тому +4

    ProtonJon has a Kamek's Library problem.

  • @mrcwillis6970
    @mrcwillis6970 Рік тому +2

    His bad luck never gives him a break.

  • @chrisnichols9014
    @chrisnichols9014 Рік тому +4

    Jon being salty is hilarious!

  • @TheMightyGlizzy
    @TheMightyGlizzy Рік тому +2

    “Then I read act thr33”
    4:07

  • @vgbcp3rs0na41
    @vgbcp3rs0na41 Рік тому +2

    3:05 I AM SO SORRY, JON! 4:04 THREEEEEE!!!!

  • @erainmartinez8175
    @erainmartinez8175 Рік тому +2

    that's the funniest video ever! 4:11

  • @SamualWalker
    @SamualWalker Рік тому +2

    From 2:49 to 3:13, Waluigi got double-pwned. OUCH

  • @sonickidgamingmore7006
    @sonickidgamingmore7006 Рік тому +1

    I can't tell why, but John sounds like Dan when he's angry.

  • @joehuber252
    @joehuber252 Рік тому +5

    Poor Jon.
    This game just seems to not like him. 😂

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 Рік тому +6

    This map did jon dirty lol

  • @Bfbtpot_buglem12
    @Bfbtpot_buglem12 2 місяці тому +1

    Vernias TCNick3 king of skill and sophist doing live reaction (salt factory/adventure): 3:18

  • @skippydinglechalk.
    @skippydinglechalk. Рік тому +13

    When did Jon throw his DS?

    • @lucario774pika
      @lucario774pika Рік тому +15

      When the hidden block stole a star.

    • @YuriKaroki19
      @YuriKaroki19 Рік тому +15

      when he lost a star to Emile's star steal hex and then got a hidden block that gave him a Ztar (a dark star that takes away stars)

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster Рік тому

    2:50
    Emile: Hoooooooooo LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME BACK FOR MORRRRRRRRRRRRE-
    Me: *YEAAAAAAAAAH, CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL TIME-*

  • @HarpiePlayerJoeHPJ
    @HarpiePlayerJoeHPJ Рік тому

    Jon's villain arc begins

  • @G.J._Pods
    @G.J._Pods Рік тому +1

    I both feel for Jon, and find his misery entertaining.

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn Рік тому

    Maybe this was Daisy's way of payback for Jon making fun of Emile in that "Doing Daisy On Hard" stream?

  • @hyperfairy7779
    @hyperfairy7779 11 місяців тому

    Let's do the Jon warp again!

  • @NGO9000
    @NGO9000 Рік тому +9

    4:09 who's that?

  • @AdriaticTokoru
    @AdriaticTokoru Рік тому +2

    4:07 Three! 😆 🤣

  • @teapottanuki5841
    @teapottanuki5841 Рік тому +1

    This board was like 29% swearing

  • @dragon1130
    @dragon1130 Рік тому +3

    This game has some interesting boards and fun looking mini games... but damn if this isn't weirdly weighted so heavily in luck. When people complain about later Maruo Party games being primarily luck based (they aren't, it just feels that way), they clearly never played/saw someone play, Mario Party DS.

  • @masterdrewt6698
    @masterdrewt6698 Рік тому +1

    Welp, that’s one way to ruin friendship

  • @slimballs9650
    @slimballs9650 Рік тому +8

    Wait, don't you mean "ballad"?

  • @philipitliong5680
    @philipitliong5680 2 місяці тому

    This Mario Party game is the biggest bully for Jon

  • @Thunderdragon-uc1lw
    @Thunderdragon-uc1lw Рік тому +3

    0:02 I don’t get it

  • @brendancrowley3085
    @brendancrowley3085 Рік тому +1

    All karma for the shitshow that was Dokapon Kingdom

  • @gamestop15
    @gamestop15 Рік тому

    When me and the bois, do this and I'll like Chugga

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Рік тому

    The Ballad of Saint-John-Son

  • @soseztheleadr
    @soseztheleadr Рік тому +1

    OK, who else besides me thinks that _Mario Party DS_ has it out for Jon? ^^

  • @DeltaTTYSQ33z3R
    @DeltaTTYSQ33z3R Рік тому +1

    I wonder if there is uncensored version of what he said 😂😂😂